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About The Coast mail. (Marshfield, Or.) 187?-1902 | View Entire Issue (May 14, 1885)
.awjjiwy, yr ---' ... . ... , -- - j m The Coast Mail. Published ctery Thursday morning, It JOHN CHURCH, Editor nnd Iroprictor Terras, in Advance. One year $a jo mx mourns t 50 tliree months 100 il MAKMIi'lLLU, ORKOON . Thursday, :::::::::::: May 14, 18S5 Cooling tlie Political Fever. Umo-Kiln Club. "I should llko to spoke a few words out loud to Pickles Smith, Whalebone Howker, Judgo Standoff nud Hiso Up Perkins, " said Brother Gardner as ho opened tin meeting, "an" do sub'ral piuuons named will plcaso step to do front, " Tho members mentioned advanced in n sheepish, hesitating manner, and when grouped before tho president's desk he continued: "Each one o' you atn well aworc o' do fack dat dis club has firmly declined to commit itself to any poly Ileal party. Obor andobcrnniin I has warned you to bo J atisflcd wid pollin' your wotcs and let od- I dcr folks do de whoopln', aa' lyin', an' slandcrin,' an' mud-frowin'. Vou fo' members has seen fit to disregard my ad vice. I understan' dat you am on do whoop. You can't sot stift daytimes, an" you can't sleep worf a cent o' nights. Your screams am heard at pole-raisins an' you bellow aroun' on de co'ners as if dc f uchcr of dc kentry depended on it. "Gem'lcn, let me spoke to vou. Dc con- stitushum am a werry sacred document, i but you kin buy mo' groceries wid a 2 1 bill , "Do Magna Charta which cbery candi-, aaio lur consume taiKs nuout should in spire each one of you wid reverence, but less reverence fur do Magua an' mo shoes fur de chiil'en will increase your staudin' among your uavburs. "De bulwarks of liberty, about which wo h'ar so much whencber two old watt! bummers git togeder in a basement saloon, mus' be defended eben wid our lives, but when n man's goods am dumped out on dc sidewalk kasc lie can't pay his rent dc bul warks o' liberty am purty thin. "Fifteen-cent orators git up an' wave dcir arms around an' talk 0 you of do principles of Monroe and Jclfcrson nu' Adams and Lincoln. Principles, gem'lcn, am all right under sartin circumstances, hut when swallcrcd wid weak codfish an' cow 'laiers uey uoan put no tat on yer rib. "De grand old principles of grand old parties am hurled at your heads from cbery co'ner, but dey won't pay rent nor buy soap bones. "You kin now resume your seals. I doan" as ye to drap pollytics, but I do request ye to enter into 'em in a different spcerit. Have yer fixed cash price for ' ebcry whoop cbery cheer cbery ar--' ment. " ! Th First Rallvrar Hide Detroit Free Press It is lust fiftv-threc vears since the first trial tnp was taken on tho Albany ik j Schenectady railroad. The cars were coach bodies from an Albany livery stable, mounted on trucks. The trucks were I coupled with chains, leaving two or three I feet slack, so that when the train started ' the passengers were "jerked from under I tneir hats, and in stopping they were 8cnt flying from their scats. The locomo tive fuel was pitch pine, and a dense vol ume of the blackest smoke floated towards the train. Those on top of the coaches had to raise their umbrellas, but in les3 than a mile the cloth was burned off and the frames were thrown away. The pas sengers spent the rest of the time whip ping each others clothes to put out the tire, the sparks from which were as big as one's thumb nail. Everybody had heard of tho trip and came thronging to the track as thoutrh a presidential candidate was on exhibition. They drove as close as they could get to the railroad, in order to secure a place to look at this new euriosity. The horses verywhere took fright and the roads in the vicinity were strewn with the wrecks of vehicles. At first tho old stage custom of "book- ujg passengers entering their names ! tinir ?ds: "B?y. Lady, Stranger, Friend, t hiskcrs. " A Boston paper eaid a railroad to that city would be as useless as one to the moon. A member of the Massachusetts legislature opposed it on the ground that nobody ever heard of such thing and it would be improper to take people's land for a project that no one knew about. The Model Church. Well, wife, Te found tho model church; I worshiped there to-day; It made me think of good old times, llefore my hairs were pray. The meeting house was hner built 1 han thev were joars ago; Hut then 1 iound, uhen I went In, It wasn't built for show. The seton didn't eat mc "Way liack by the door. He knew that I was old nnd deaf, As wvll ns old and poor. He must have been n Christ! in. For he led me boldly through The long nisle of that pleasant church, 10 hint a pleasant pov. I ish jou'd heard the singin'; It hail the old-time ring. 1 he preacher said, with trumpet voice, 'l-et nil the people slngl" The tunc was "lotonation," And the muwc upward rolled. And I thought I heard the angels striking All their harps of gold. My deafness seemed to melt nuny, M) spirit caught the fire, I joined my feeble, trembling oice With that meted.ous choir. And sung, as in my youthful days, "Let angels prostrate fall; nring forth the royal diadem And crown Him I.ord of all." 1 tell jeu, wife, it did mc good To ing that lijmn one more; I felt like some wrecked mariner Who gets a glimpse of shore. I almost want to liy ntide This wcathcr-bentcii form And anchor in the Messed port Korexcr from the storm. The preachin? Well, I can't just tell All that the preacher said. 1 know it wasn't written; I know- it vnn't rend. He hadn't time to read. Kor the lightning of his c)e Went passing 'long from pew to pew, Nor nisscj a sinner by. The sermon wasn't flow en ; 'Tnas simple gospel truth. It filled poor old men like me; It fitted hopeful ) outh. Tw.-is full of consolation Kor weary hearts tint bleed; Twas full of inflations To Christ, and not to creed. The preacher made sin hideous In Gentiles and in Jews; He shot the golden sentences Straight at the finest pews; And, though I can't s en well, I saw the falling tear. That told me hell was some way off And hc.u en t ery near. How swift the golden moments fled ithin that holy place! How brightly beamed the light of lieaen Krom every liappy face! Again I longed for that sweet lime When fnend shall meet with friend, When congregations ne'er break up And Sabbaths hate no end. I hope to meet the minister. The congregation, too. In the dear home bejor.d the skies That shines from heaven's blue. I doubt not I'll remember. Beyond life's evening gray. The face of God's dear servant Who preached his word to-day. Dear wife, the fight will soon be fought. The victory be won; The shining goal is just ahead. The race is nearly run. O'er the river vve are ncann" They are llirongin' to the shore. To shout our safe arrival where The weary weep no nvore. Pillow for the Slctr. Philadelphia Calk For the arrangement of the pillows no absolute rule can be given, though every pne knows that a patient's comfort in bed iargely depends upan their skillful adjust ment The principle to keep in view is patient in the position that he wishes or is at "' but l did not soe 'ou Thoughtless Girls. "Everybody in the house says, "Why don't you do something, Emily some thing to help your mother?' "Can't you tell me, Miss Ifollin, what to do? Put on your thinking-cap, please do, nnd tejl me what vou did at home." "But you may be offended, my dear. Tisn't everyone who can bear fitraii;lit- to-the-point words and suggestions that mean real, practical work, nnd the put- aside one's own selfish comfort. I mean work to le remembered, as one remembers to eat and sleep and go out and have pleasures. Think it well over, and then come to rne again. I read lately that 'God helps us with our head pieces and our hands as well as with our souln.' Now exercie your 'hoad piece;' don't forget. Ten minutes for meditation, my dear, and I'll listen and then talk." "Heady, Miss IJollin." "Well, dear, when did you get up this morning? We'll take this starting point ami work back. Ilreakfnst was ready I did, how able to adopt. The lower part of the evcr sec a want the touch of a ready shoulders t K PEOTe ,,and i" brightening up the breakfast i 11 ... iw ii.au j.iiv. 1 uuu me top pmow must be placed in such ,wai' M t support the head -without c.uieruiungu lorwanl or obliging it to tall back. The arrangement of pillows and cushions is a very individual matter; and with these general principles for guidance, only observation and experi ence can teach you what is likely to suit -each particular case. Nursing is supposed by some to con sist mainly in that graceful task known as smoothing the pillow :" but, though we may smile at the familiar expression, we must not forget that it is distinctly re freshing to have the pillows shaken up occasionally, aad the cool side placed next .the patient. But one word of warning In reference to shaking up pillows. Never shake your pillows on the bed. It is wholly unnecessary to shake up your patient at the same time; and though iu many cases jerks would not be disturbing they are always carefully to be avoided. I dare say it strikes you that your own com- I don't think notice to do room and quieting the waiting children.' "I was tired, Miss Itollin, and to sleepy." "Perhaps your mother was alwi, Emily. She had a hard day yesterday, baking then 'sociable,' then with a sick friend an hour in the evening, and you were reading a pleasant book, if I mistake not, until after 10." "Every word true, Miss Itollin." "Well, there's point number one. Now just here I'll slip in a scrap of talk I heard in the street a few days ago. You remember our meeting, at the Day street block, and ns we passed each other you nodded. A lady Just ahead said to her friend, 'There's that preitv Miss Etnilj she's a pleasant girl, but that's enough. Heems to t. or tlmt vn.i t ;?. "'.T.T'S I eye upon tho ch dren's .lntbna nn,l ..a it, and you will find that my warning is ! buttons on their hoots, and I'd keep my Dot SUDerllimns im i1,.i n.. t . 1 ... . . . ' ' or floor nnd tho hnnd-glnsa novor return-1 East India, woman, who Ids some py od to its place, and, If 1 wore out, books ' thons crawl and wrltho around her bare nnd pnjvers nnd other matters left , neck nnd ntniK most horribly Nnlft '" 'round generally. It Is lack ot orderly j very bright, intelligent tourist, speak habits, nnd.lt not brnvclv morcoino, ; lug English with funny French accent will alienate her from her liost frlnds. ' nnd llablo nt any timo to cay humorous 1 People will not bear amicably such free ' things. Abovo till she resents the lm-1 and easy ways and will not bid her n putatloti tlmt the snakes are nsnty rep-1 joyful w clcotne when she knocks at thier! tiles which no tvnsitivo person could door. I hour to handle. Well, the bride shiver-1 "Now for n pleasant side to our led nt tho sight, clung to the turn of her picture. Dilclo Grey was lpute delicate husband and exclaimed : 1 and could never do heavy work, but, "How can she bear to touch 'em?" nevertheless, a great deal was nccotu- "I vould rather do tis," said Nulit, plished by her. Thoughtiulncs's for ( spitefully, us she coiled n snake fondly others seemed n distinguishing trait ami . iound her waist ami patted its hideous how much that means? in fact, it is head, "ran hnf re olt hoodund." , vvi-r.v iiuug 111 a iiousciioiu. ciie nu.- up p,r t p,jf Culture, -. !.... Il.l.ll.. .. ... ' .wK.w - EMS'J'piir Miscellaneous Advcrtliemtnti. ItfjfcWil.JFJ MliclelUncou. AMltlkdStifi early always lightly, so ' not to disturb the baby or hor grand father; then downstairs had such it quick eye, then n touch hero and there, letting in the sweet morning air and sunshine, putting into place any toys or matters left about in the sitting-room; dusting tho mantel, opening the morn ing paper nnd putting it by her father's plate; gathering fresh Doners for tho table, and always remembering the roe for mother and snoot pinks for grandfather; burnished afresh the china and gl.H.s for breakfast iw, and seeing that the children's cups nnd bibs wero all in place. It does not seem much. but the omission of these small atten tions would have produced a general uncomfortableucss; instead, a sweet nnd smiling ntmosphere made the break fast hour nt Pilcio's home the most Vt n late Boston conference C. M. I llovey argued : "The advance in ineth-1 oils ot eultttie nud the improvement 111 varieties of fruit has far outstripped our progress in other branches of agricul ture. Our aveiago yield of potatoes, for j 11. km.no, example, may now Ih set down nt 200 bushels per acre. But as long ago as ISIS a Eitchburg farmer, for thtee years in succession, showed product of 1)22 bushels to the acre, and won a prize of fered by tho Massachusetts society for tho promotion of agriculture. In 18IR Gen. Hull, of Newton, gained a prize, for a yield of 111) bushels of corn tothnncre, anil few farmers of to-day are prepared to beat that record." On the other hand, an regards fruit culture and facili ties for ornamental planting, John Lo well wrote In 1822 "We are utterly des. for Bnfanf and Children. ..CMtorlaUwladsptcltochlldrenthAt I CtW;ffi. I recommend It m superior to any prescription I "'JIJJ Vvormi, , el '"I1- auJ proiuot Ul laJOwntouo.,, IL A. Amcuin, H,l., I rcntl.tn. , Ul Oo, Oxf ont Bt, UrooUjru, N. Y. I WltEout Injurious medlcAllon. Tbji Cwtivu CoufAsr, JW IVllon 8Urt, N. Y. THE J-USHTRUfW 1 .. . . . .a. charming of the day, nnd when the 1 tituto in Now England of nurseries for mother came down refreshed there were iruit trees on 1111 extensive Hcale; no no petty disturbances, no paiulul omis sions oi care to mar the enjoyment of the meal." "Miss Itollin, I see what you mean," Emily said, blushing honestly. "I wish i'u iiiougnt ueioro; will you give me a nod when you think I need it? Please do. I'll lie up early to-morrow." Cha pita in Philadelphia Press. A MDIKl.t NO PIONEER SALOON, Front Street, Marstifield, S1'i:it l.l"M A Ifl'.I.XO, liirlolui's millS OLD -N'I fOPt'l-K S1.CX)N JL under the 111 inaiugcnient, lm tiecn tr fiirnlshevl Willi n stiKk of CHOICE WINES, LIQUORS & CIGARS, Wlikh are servetl by courteous lurkrefs. A sli-ireof patron tg vilieilnt and appixxutol tUT gents for 1'hiladelpliM l-iger llcer "ttx 111)31 NASBURG & HIRST, Fiiost Stuuki", MAitsiiniii.i), On.v, Ti:W GOODS llyKVhUYHTKAM- er: keen I'Diintantly on hand in our large and cimiiiiioiIIiiiih store, n well st'lei'ted stock of II SEWING MACHINE winil-UEj !0N?AtWw c Jerusalem Shotwell on the Floor. ginia, being introduced to the Limekiln tlmt wore not plekeil from wild vines. club, nroeeeded to diseuss nno f his ' l" 3"- ""era were scarcely a dozen var- cultivntors on whom we can call for ill siinniy 01 lliu most common plants 01 the smaller fruits, such as strawberries, gooseberries nnd raspberries of the sit Ierior kinds. Wo have no place to which wo can go for plants to ornament our grounds. Wo have not a single seedsman who can furnish inwith fresh feeds of annual (lowers in which we can place reliance." As late ns 1So2 not 100 pounds of grills could be found in Boston market lectures, this one beinc on human na- ,ctlls ol Pe9M srown ture. He said, among other things ; "It am the easiest thing in the world to make a friend. Fust, locate your man. Second, eizo him up. If he am a vain, proud man, praise his personal appear ance, Ins home his wife, ehiren, mi' in Massachusetts. ARCADE SALOONI Front st., opposite Whitney's Market, .m.uisiikii;m, R. M. HUTCHINSON, - - Proprietor Ni:V KTOKI'. .sl'PPUP) WITH 'll0l'C Willi". I,liimi-M, fliriiiti, .lie, l'urttti. I.ittior Ilocr, And ill (lie npolntmentf of A FIRST-CLASS SALOON. PairoiuKe npiuecUied and the vvantt of mi tomen pronipily ntteudcil to by Krnllenunly barkeeecrs. Oive the new saloon a lri.il. ea6 EXCHANGE SALOON, Until tlm general introduction of the I'ront troci, .llnrMlilIclil, Baldwin and Itobury HnsM-t the , N p HANSEN, Proprietor, pies wero mostly wild and poor. Now " . r i. ncciin select from 1000 varieties of "PVOt.hR IN CIIOIii: DkANDS OP altHIUIN l -ll-UllO II 'VllUti, pears, and our natiu jwars are- the finest in tlm world, Grapes in abund- speeches. No man am so ivoo' an' low-' anco am, of ,llu richest qunlit.' can lie ... . 1 ......! lt . . . t . . ot superfluous. and that the next Instabnce ... toui wooer man you anticipate. Spoiled the Meeting. Nbw York Letter. I once knew a minUter. " said the Itev. xr. Hlscox, -whowasn smart man and ia,fln voIco for faking. When ho came to the prayer meeting Tils addresses ..-.v .uuB buu covcreu an tuo grounds to be gone over, so that when ho concluded . -i-vua.uj; iv was not necessary to ly dat his words of praise won't oun sweet to an egotist. "If he am a cros, surly, out-o'-sorts chap, feelin' sartin in his own mind dat de world wasn't built on correct princi ples, doan' try to argy wid him to con vince him dat dis airth am all O. K. from cellar to garret. On de contrarv, .Ida in wid him. Growl at de world, abuse mankind, an' tell him how sorry you am dat he wasn't on han' to man age things about 200 y'am n. C. It w ill be like doin' up a sore toe in a greased rag. Vv ben you meet a man who am sort o' sneakin freu life on dc quiet nobber heard oh outside ob his own navbur- liood modest, unassuinin, an' only wantin' to be let alone, feed him gum drops. Tidl hjin you have heard his name menshuned as a candidate ur al derman. Ask him what y'ar wan lm run fur de legislachnr. Inquar' when his nex' book ob poems is to bo published. Ax him if he am de Smith who invented de comet. He will cringe and winco, but he will go home nn' think it ober an' lyj your friend for life. "Dar' am cranks lp lie humored. Dar' am eccentrics to bo praised. War' em circlin' 'round us day by day a chain ob men an' women who doan' know beans from broomhticks, but who mus' be complimented on derexquitdto tastes an' high order of interleek. "As de time allotted to rno has 'bout expired, let me say to you, in elosin' dis discourse, dat de man who makes ene mies am no reader ob human nattir'. It am jist as easy to make ten good friends as one enemy. Abuse no man's polly tics. Slur no man's religion. Hold no argyments with a man who has been soured by misfortunes. As fur women treat all alike, by praisin' all. Keturnin' you my capacious thanks fur de em blematical indifference you have exhib ited throughout tho delivery of this cele brated lecture, I draw myself to a close. Detroit Free 1'ress. She Knew the Styles. It was a very particular man that sat down to a dinner table at a Buffalo ho pl, and )io exemplified it when he gave Ids order, "You may give me, Mary," he waid to one of the table fairies, "you may give me u delicate piece of ah rare roast beef, well flavored, and ah free from any extraneous matter in tho wny of ah stringy substance; a. narrow piece of fat on tho edge, and ah a HUffi- Also- cago Lager Beer and Porter, at whole- Bon Ton Saloon! Holland Building, Front Street, MAUSIIFIF.I.n, J. .VlSHl'Ml, I'roprictor. Always on hand, CUTTKR and AAA tt'HISKIKS and Choice Wines and Cigars. Also Boca, .Milwaukee and Hay View Brewery Beer. . ISrniLUAUI) ami FOOL TABLK. ni 10 found in all our markets. Xot o much progress has been made in peaches,- ns the oldest varieties are among the best. But our apples are uiiuxeellod, umj two years ago i,0J,000 bushels wero trans-1 sa!e and retail ported to hngland. , AUo The celebrated The drummer of a Ijneashire band is draft or In bottles. a man about five feet high, and. wish-j nig uj uppcar to as great advantage as ' KW.sibIo, holds his drum up so high that he cannot f-ee any ono in front. Now this band, when parading through I the town, is in the habit of always going in one direction. The other dnv tlm leader thought he would change the route a little, and so turned down a by street. Tho drummer, licing the last man, did not see this movement, and so went the accustomed way, drumming as hard as he could. By and by, after finishing his part and not hearing tho others, he Mopiied and moved his drum on ono side to spe what was tin; matter. His astonishment on finding thqt he was alone was so great that he turned to the bystanders and saidr "Heigh 1 has ony on yc sin a band abcawt 'ere?" In tho Zoological gardens at London there is an otter that has a couple of young flnos. One day recently these young ones got into the pond and were quito unable to climb up its perpeiji)icti; lar sides. The mother appeared anx' ions to get them out and made several useless attempts to reach them from the side of tho pond. Sho then plunged into the water and, after playing with ono of thum for n hort time, she put her head cltmo to its oar, as If to make it understand hor Intention, and then she sprang out of the pond, whilu the young one clung by its teeth tightly to her tail. And then, having landed It, sho forthwith rescued the other ono in tho same manner. A Manchester altornoy went into court drunk, when tho judgo said to him, "Sir, I am sorry to seo you iu a situation which is a disgrace to yourself and family, the court and profession to which you belong." "Did your jIOI)0r speak to me?" "I did, sir; I said, sir, that In my opinion you disgrace yourself and family, the court and the nrofes. pifl" ))' your couri-o of conduct." "May ii jiieauu your iion&r, I've been an nt. torney Mn this court for JO y0W and permit mo to say, your honor, that this is tno very nrst correct opinion I knew you tog-give." I A Vk IiInUj- iiiii! lino ltriiitUlrto, lffiic', 4'ltfur elii, Agent for the renowned Chi- Boca Beer, on IIOM General Merchandise, eotisitsiiig of the best ktunje and fancy IDIR,-- GOODS. of all kiniN, the diolfCMt GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. A I.AIIOi: STOCK OK Clothing, lints and Cans, Hoots and Shoes, Rubber and Oil Clothing, Oil Cloths, Slippers, Crockery, (iliiss and llaidwnri', Tool, 'lJ.tlCMitiul TOII.l ', PaIiim, Oils ami Varnishes; Choice wines and Liquors; 'I iuvvro, Am munition, Cutlery. Wood ati'd Willowwarc, bcliool Books and Stationery. Furnish ing Goods, Hosiery, lite, Etc., Etc. Our extensive show eunc.s are tilled wish the llnest MILLINERY ANDJANCY GOODS. I It ICES TO SUIT TUB TI.MKS. N H. -All goods pureliiirol nt our Store will be delivered free i ' charge at any twiint on the route if the iteanier.Mvrtle vl-l-tf W. G. WEBSTER, iiKU.nti.v OLOTI-II3STG-, 1J.1T.S and C.IS, 1 1 HOTS nud SlI0F.., Harness, Saddle and Bridles, Crockery, ltt Alwi, ft full line o Gent's Furnhdilng Utxid Custom Boots uiiido nt short notice mn repairing miatlv and promptly dono. Call and see me. ,.. .. it. iiei tie ueii's line niu n mi.. tip'.'l clalt E. A. ANDERSON, r.a ry HI I t. MONUMENTAL TEBRov ENDORBEOBV 7MR SUPERIORTO .Q V I -,cTS tyjffk a,. ' J.. .'gCli'"' r r'iu j ii.Hi.ui , 4SO0O ' HKwfwXfrJ .H LIVERY AND FEED STABLE,; MI(!IKJ I.I.I), O1MX.0N. DJ)I I! HOltSKH AM) m'fiOY TBAMH lo let tit nil hours. I HAl'IdNo done nt the shortest no-! tlee and at very reasonable rates. COAl ami WOOD always on hand! and delivered at the lowest ratis, ' I Prices on .iOZ-5 flPen. LLnsra-'s MONUMENTS FRED SCHE-TTER, flf Fmnlre, Agent for Coos county, Oregon, "Tlf'NI'VnKI, MONL'MI NTS MAK "'. : ''"",' nrniM"'. are on rlilllon nl my oince at Umpire ,Mw llintrati ilwn'U v.. ..I. ..vM.iitiuuiii i iiionuiiicnii, unit iihj iuii ),iriiciiMri IVnotis Mithing to pgrcliqv; moiiimirnti nrc Invited to call un mc nnd Innpm Hie " Wliilu llronic, ' llie nrttcit. nrnieil nnd moit durnlile iiilnl.incc of which thry nrr now innnufactiiri'd. '" ' 1-" at i n. i I l-K, Ivmpirc City. c&ZttFlsMmMSkwmlkiMkMidM v -vui tJXSiJnKHKKk . -WWSOHnHHHB Ei B, DEAN & CO. B.1J.DEAN, over mother's gloveH mended, and her cloak and bonnet brushed. I met her on tho ulrnnl ni-wl In 1l l... IJiil ... .. . ' ;;;;: zz. r "i"T"Tjitto- y w-y-iaiit . MHMjjMn;, v--n uuu care ., w.,. wtnvua iuui nuiii. uiin n i in... if imr. i . . iruinjvti very lew htripes, Bir," the elurk replied ; "they are not intich worn In Behool anotheryear, and I've been '' ,. " ZT " '' ,. v ,.. J"X. '.V "" ' U. 1 it" ! told that Emilv .lr-n- i.i . ... r -. """ " '""'. "" . iu " """I" - " uiitoui me mot to iinythlng more, amltbe peoWtlrahf I little tliinm I should iiT , , ani yUr ,nCat CUt bia"' wllb C,,flrloUe y0"' 1,,cn " ,t,ane,J ovr l' counter .,, ... tlh vnii . wim a nornnauotir rinic roil nn tlm nuiitt' aBKeu. "icm l' ivn m ninin i, a . - --- --- .- , , - --- r ra- - - in HMJjn. ' A man went into a crowded Hlorc to buy omo HtoekinuH for bin uif r efftllt In nil mnTcfr.t. I. .v.n.Ml.. A .1 U'nnl utriiuwl ntiou " li.. unl.l ... .1 . 1 nvprnnrlMl .w...1 ...,i. - " " w" Vwi fr"U ' """ ""- , .. nam w IIIO VIMTK w"l I'vvi puui, HlLII UMarv it S;ra"r,!ei,?tL M-or. who had been l.Men.ng atte. -,....., .... .. j.b UIU m Hk.UI, lwn)ly Uvt.,y ,,e.o broko i() . hearing such elonueut ndilnM- w n..i. pastor. " ' Imouiula and the Violin. fBoston Transcript! W5 Iteecher, they say, uied to eet ut hU fiddle when attarked'with iuwrn nta and fcoothe himself to sleep with amateur fiddling. The effect on Mrs Ucechcr ($ not reported. Ten to one sleep Hew swift on its downy pinions fn?!...cr cy.M for that nlgut-anotber pn l ne'8 'Isnnothei5. A Trylue Mliiallon. Carl PreUfil'i AVeekly.J -Bf wonlan gets a niece of chewing contortions her face undergoes in her frantic efforts to get It out reminds on skKfe,bly &' SjJty onlye 100, 11 Hue was more home dress, and then she "Turning a corner, the ladies went on and nobody can tell who else may huvo heard tho criticism. Point number two, my dear. Where I spent a week last summer fin vniinr tntn .f il. i . ..... ,, wU6 ,, u, lm, iiouhq onen came. edge. Do you want buttons on it?" The particular guest couldn't reply. The Young; Bride and Charmer. the Snake- THE- ). WIIJ.COX AND C. II. MERCHANT. Wr. HAVK AMVAY8 o.v Hand A Fvu. AHortiiiont Ol , General Meroluuuliso LIVERY STABLE! MA HHIlFlUi. OUKtlGX. JJOUHKHTO LBTATALLHOUIW. IU jf""Hiig done nt short noticn. OOI andJCOAI. nhvnyi. on hi,n.l, which will lm dellvcicd onywhere nt the U'H. A. I.ANO. XOTK3KH FOlfpi .VA f7lMtOOI " I.ANU Oh-icb AT UosuiUho, Oregon, April 11, 188c, lSr?,'.11r:.'.!r....,.5 Rv aivicN thai rt 1 """"B-nmiwi ttiticr hat filed notice of hit iiiiriiilnn lo male liiu.l prcx.f ,,",., of III. claim, and that Mld nrol.f w.l I,' 'mS illre City, 6,0". " ''l!,,n,r M"- ,n ,P? T".c?'aJf ay a6' ,885. n '.,k'rnf.NRltM0N' ''''uat0rv Malin.cit i... ..,...'. . ; 'm"itoi .piarirr Ol mc muiiIi STOCK ALWAYS COMPLETE Ji,,l."ini,cr "f wt,lo '" "I 'I"-' "onh l...if f w"--fc I fc ihc 1 iouihMt .uartcr nnd Ihe Mutl.wra a to oftliewutlmmnnMrteriif Ktilim ii,ioin" - x-v.i 1 1 I 1 . 11 """" "w i"i"lllg WIIIKJHW.-J SfAS UFAOTUUKI) TO OIlDKIt SOLD IN ANY QUANTITY DESIRED nnd 'it the JWWE8UIVIMQ PRICES. 1 1'. V. J.KVAIl, Vt ,. NO,TON 1.1. , .1 ' "'iing witiienvcs In prou III W lamT-w!'' ,k""C "1K,,, ,", c""ll'' t Inrlcs Kodln, S. a C'nthcnrt, (Jeoree Stem merman and Anders Hongcl, all of Ma,H r;Ho touniy, Onwii. 'aniuyid, ni'tjt'l SV, V, HewiAMni, HcHUicr, STAR SALOON!!!, g . iigcw' t3iorci i.1 the fold r arxtonrfr Ten girln wed old men where one vumiir 1 iiuii iiiiHimrifiN n vnnnrnhht ..... i -nTirwm amn. - --. . ..,v w ... . .- ..-....,..., . iui.biHiiii 11IU" I - as'jk'.M.m. Mil BIKVl. " u"niM my room to fix her tron. A debt of gratitude ih owed lo'nnno.n. nT.u: u...... '. HclietterN ('orniT. Kmi.lre Cltv. Of course I could women In this particular, honestly and wre store, i .OHTo, Ac I.I'V.tH, Fronrietors bangs and ruffles. not say anything as utmost, nnd I could trulv. KnoaVInt? nl mi i,ri,i,. I MAiisunian, oitnoow. only tako it in a cheerful way and 'smile one of them took Ids youthful bride tojWEBBER & S0ND8TROM her in and smile herout.' 1 don't think 'Barnum's show. Hl. . ,.,.i i u. lnOM the child meant lo ba m.ln. t nf,i ,n.n,.n,i .,i..i t.. i.. I miowiietobh, child,' old enou oory little twlsta of combing on the bureau tiaaVo-cbarmer, Nala Dauiajnato, an,ofuJni).p0'lUble8n(Jclut'roo'fc,rlJ" , manner and so bridul iu her traveling il.n.w.l. ..... . '"""w' " w"b wen on 17 ana costume tuat nobody could fail to see ' i V . . n,i0 nNU '-iQuORS OK Bhtobetidvin her wav. ,. ' l,n .!, , rf. ... .....,. .V." doscrlpt'ons and ihe .but brands of aayt Iound BtraV ha mins and altnr. TlinniilFntnniv.illnr.. .... tentlvo and PMitlemanl Kirt....'. "UKU " WAnti one tint -. ..... . . - . ' . wimiviva nnu kiw'AII. IJI.AI.KUS IN VlKiirn una Xoliiit-co, 'till ery, Jtmulry, llayliiK (.'unu, CouluelloMei't., Nliilloiiory, 'I'ollol .IrilcloH, r Novell and PerlodlcfflU.-w jus NOTIOB FOItJINAL FjuJofT I.ANIJ Oj'FIti: AT MOH.IIUW1, Oregon, IS Hi'iinitv niuiM ........ fulloWIIH'.ll.ll.ir.lfJ.i.l-. 1." c. .'" 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U'lLmon nnvvvleccn; nni Ales. Und, nVtiiiiirrsiSliial, p4lurd iuiiiur(ii tun ueciakcii, nro licicliy iiouim IT 0H il alif not prrHiit Ihrir said clalmi. rriiMotiirlv. Willi Ihe proner (iiil1w.i 1,1 it,., i.ml-r.ii...l ni iha law ollku of frnivforil & Ixiikhatl, In the town of Mart ifiel.1, In C ixi vouniy nfyrrtald, lililn tlx, inoniht after ihe datq of tfilt nollie and the iW publication thereof, Dalttl April so, 1885. .. , . , Al.l'X LUND, Aflm nlttralor of tl patinetililii citate of h Wlkinan, rfeVcaicil. ' apjo