Central Point herald., February 06, 1908, Image 4

C E N T R A L P O IN T H E R A LD , TH U R S D A Y , F E B R U A R Y ft. 190?,
"Young mao, don't you know that
Lalands’s Dried Spiders.
It’s better to be alone than In had
Lalande, the French astronomer, was
company?" "Yes, sir. Ooodby, air." better known for his objectionable
-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
habit of eating dried spiders than for
Yellow stains on the margins of en­ his discoveries In nstrouomy. Lalande
gravings may be removed by spong­ used to carry about with him a little
ing carefully with a solution o f by silver box full o f dried epldera, which
he ate In public and amused himself
ilrochlorlde o f soda.
| by offering to ladles. One day he told
He—Do you know I hadn't been the Coxntesse de Perthula, who did not
speaking to the Johnny more than five reveal the fact till long after the as­
minutes when he called mo an Idiot tronomer’s death, that ho had never
She (bored)—JVby the delay?—Chips.
eaten a spider In bis life and that what
" E f Satan wus once In heaven, how he carried In his box were only Imita­
tions made o f chocolate by a friend who
come he didn’ t stay dnr?"
“ He couldn't Btun’ prosperity, po’ was a confectioner. lie did It merely
to advertise himself, for he was a rain
devil!” —Atlanta Constitution.
man and considered that sufficient at­
Among the worst foes of the mem-1
tention was not paid him as an as­
ory are too much food, too much physic­
tronomer.
al exercise and. strangely enough, too
much education.
Tlokled Warrsn'a Vanity.
In the famous St. Iswnards will case
’’What would her folks do I f she
Lord Brampton, Sir Henry Hawkins,
went on the stage?”
paid the most elaborate compliment of
"Probably stay away from the
which he was ever guilty. Sam YVar-
show.’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ren, author o f the novel "Ten Thousand
"Gentlemen," said the prisoner after a Year," with whom vanity was a pas­
When
acquittal. ” 1 thank you for my vindi­ sion, had to gtvo evidence.
Warren entered the box Hawkins, with
cation."
“ Young feller," replied the foreman his politest bow, said to the uuthor:
of the Jury, "you don’ t seem to know “ Mr. Warren, I owe you au apology
the difference between a vindication for bringing you Into the probate court.
and a streak of good luck."—London I am sure no one will ever dream of
disputing your will because you have
Opinion.
left everybody ‘Ten Thousand a Year.’ "
Dixon—1 don’t bellevo young Short- The enraptured author bowed tlrst to
Y b half as extravagant as people Hawkins, next to the bench, receiving
he Is. Illxon—Prrhaps not, but the Judge’s bow In return; then to the
I ’ ve noticed that he has a suit of Jury, then to the bur and finally to the
clothes for every day In the week. gallery.
Dixon—Is that so? Why. he always
hud tho same suit on every time I mot
hlin. Illxon—Well, that’s the one.
Subscribe for the H e r a l d .
F. A. HAWK
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General Blacksmithing ..
Central Point, Oregon
Repair work of all kinds. Wood Turning and Scroll
Work. Horscshoing and W a,on work. Cast Iron Braizing.
Central Point State Bank
Central Point, Ore.
T R A N S A C T S A G E N E R A L B A N K IN G BU SIN E SS
SOUTH and EAST I
A Giant Appla Tra*.
A t Cheshire. Conn., stands an apple
tree which Is known to be 190 years
old and Is believed to be much older
than that The trunk Is seventeen and
a half feet In circumference near the
ground, and tho height of the tree Is
ubout seventy feet. There are eight
Urge branches. Five of these bear
fruit ono year and the other three the
next year. One year thU remarkable
tree yielded 1»? bushels of opples. The
tree Is regular in form, and the circle
shaded by Its branches Is 130 feet In
diameter.
Wit on the Stag*.
Clyde Fitch In an address In Phila­
delphia on the drama said: "W it In a
play succeeds best when It Is of the
unexpected and surprising type. Thus
It Is good dramatic wit when tho heir
says to the doctor, ‘Doctor, Is there
any hope?’ and the doctor, shaking
his head, answers sadly; ’No; none.
Your poor uncle will recover.* U Is
good drnmaUc wit, too, when the inuld
brings In a telegram on a salver and
the husband, looking at his wife, says
timidly; ‘A dispatch for me, dear. May
I open it? ”
Hs Sure Was a Man!
When William Allen rose up In the
early seventies and surprised the coun­
try by being elected governor of Ohio
on the Democratic ticket‘ one of the
obstacles he triumphed over was the
Charge of being an old man. lie ad­
dressed a great meeting a± Mozart hall
In Cincinnati the night following the
■day lu which this 111 advised charge
had been brought against him by a re­
sponsible Republican leader. Strong,
vigorous and well preserved ns he was
and retaining unbroken that quality
of voice which bad designated him as
"Foghorn Allen” when he was lu the
senate, he was still politician enough
to use It for all It was worth to him.
A fte r stating tho charge In all its hel-
nuusot-ss he straightened himself to his
full height o f more than six feet and,
beginning lu a loud voice, asked, "Am
I a man?” The next question was In
a voice pitched a scale higher and
asked, "Do I look Uko a man?’ But
the third, In which he put out all of
his tremendous vocal power, thunder­
ed to shake the roof In roaring, "Do
I talk like a man?” The audience was
thrilled. Such high physical power In
a man o f that age appealed to It lrre-
ffiatibly.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
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REAL ESTATE.
SHASTA ROUTE
W e are constantly "raising up” our
qualities and lowering our prices, an
inducement that certainly ought to
T R A IN S FOR PO R T LA N D .
draw us a large share o f your patronage.
The continual cry o f low prices does not Trains leave Central Point
mean anything to you unless, coupled
for Portland and way
with them, you get startling values.
stations daily at - - - 9:59 a.
These last we guarantee, and by com­
„ 5:49 p.
parison o f prices you will surely find
T R A IN S FO R SAN FRANCISCO.
our good3 the cheapest. It will do no Leave Central Point - - -10:20 a.
harm to pay a visit and see for yourself.
1:35 p.
S M IT H S MOLONY
SHOE DEALERS,
M e d fo r d ,
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Among Table Ornaments
m.
m.
m.
m.
Ashland accommodation
9:05 p.m.
Through Pullman,
Standard and
tourist cars on both trains; chair cars
Sacramento to Portland and El Paso,
and tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis,
N ew Orleans and Washington.
Connecting at San Francisco with
several steamship lines for Honolulu,
Japan, China, Philippines, Central and
South America.
For particulars, see
FRED P A R K E R , Agent,
Central Point station,
—or address—
WM. M c M U R R A Y ,
Gen. Pas. A g t.. Portland, Ore.
T H E C E N T R A L P O IN T R E A L EJ5TAJ.E CO.
is interested in the: future!g*,,w tb e f Central
Point. W e want to see the* old town grow, an
well aa the entire Rogue River valley. Come in
and lint your property with ua. We will explain
why it ia to your advantage to do ao. when you
come to our office. ! l f you have property to soil,
we have parties who want to buy. If!you want
to buy. we have parties who! want to sell. Do
you see the: point?-Central Point Real Estate
Company. C. S. Sanderson, Manager.
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Central Point Livery.
Feed and Sale Mable
W. C. GREEN, Proprietor
First-class Horses and Rigs,
Experienced Drivers and
BEST A T T E N T IO N G IV E N
to Transient Stock. Tele­
phone in the Barn.
Post Office Hours.
WM- A. A1TKEN
G E N E R A L D E L IV E R Y HOURS.
Open 7:30 a. m. close 8:30 p. m.
Sundays, open one hour after each
train.
SANITARY
M O N EY ORDERS
PLUMBING
No money orders issued or cashed on
Sundays or holidays.
Port and Sherry fo r fam ily Use.
Mail orders given prompt attention.
M A IL CLOSES.
No. 14, north bound, 9:30 a. m. Due
9:49 a. m.
No. 15, south bound, 9:30 a. m. Due
10:11 a. m.
No. 13, south bound, 12 m.
Due
12:28 p. m.
No. 16, north bound, 4:50 p. m. Due
5:19 4>. m -
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J E R O M E L. R A W H O U S E R
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
“ WEARYS”
H e— He’» a wonderful mind reader.
D IR E C T O R S— J. W. Merritt, President; W. C. I-cover, Vice-President; T, M
H. O. W IL K IN S O N , Prop. «
He told me everything In my mind In
Witten, Cashier; I. C. Robnett, W. J. Freeman.
four or five minutes. She—Yes, flue M EDFO R D
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OREGON.
mind reader, but Slow.—I.Ife.
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Phone
214
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Your Patronage is Respectfully Solicited.
Office second floor John Ross building.
over Herald office. Pine street.
Call residence from office phone when
necessary. day or night.
C E N T R A L P O I N T .......................OREGON»
Pipes, Fittings and Plumbing Supplies.
West E street, opposite depot.
V ED FO RD ,'O RE.
A D M IN IS T R A T O R ’S F I N A L NOTICE.
In the County Court o f Oreson for Jnckaon
County.
In the matter o f the estate o f Mary Welch,
doceaaed.
The undersigned administrator having filed in
the above entitled court his final account in sfchl
estate, said court has fixed Monday, the 17th day
o f P’ebruary, 1908, at lO-o’clock in the forenoon o f
said day and date as the time for the hearing of
said Anal account. A ll persons are hereby notified
to file their objections with the clerk o f said court,
if any they have, to said final account on or before
said date and time.
M. S. W klo h ,
Administrat
Better Than a U. S. Bond,
J.
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An investment in Central Point Real Estate, just now, is as safe as
a Government bond with the advantage of the certainty of a big ad­
vance in value before the end of the present year.
Central Point is sure to make the greatest growth
in its history
and with the advent of Spring and the busy building season realty
prices are bound to advance.
Buy now and secure for yourself the profit the enhanced values
are sure to bring you.
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opened ■ in (»ninni ’Kent. At Central Poln/
a well-filled decanter has first choice
among "choice spirits.” That “ little
drop o f something” that sounds so
vague and mysterious, has really a
definite meaning when it is bought o f
us. It then means “ something good . ”
Everybody likes to blow their own horn,
but our customers are the ones that
A New York woman went to a hos­ give us the most praise. They swear
pital to seek relief from the morphine by the high quality Wines and Liquors
habit. As soon as she was cured She that we handle. You’ll do the same
after trying them.
ended her life by taking strychnine.
lie — How can I repay you for that
delightful waltz? She (whose train has
suffered)—Oh, don’t repay me! Settle
with my dressmaker.—Ally Sloper.
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Central Point Townsite Company.
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