CENTRAL POINT HERALD. THURSDAY, SEPTEM BER27, 19CÔ,
Side
Dishes
Closing Out Sale
Keep your eye on Central Point.
The ice man will soon take a rest.
¡Too Busy to Write
Never mind the weather, but all pull
b leth er.
I f you don’t read the
don’t get the news.
H e r a ld you
Our entire line of Dry Goods,
Are you working for a greater Cen.
tral Point? If not, why not?
an ad. Just Now
was j
this j
Misses Womens and Children’s Underwear
100’ Suits of Underwear at less than 50c on the dollar
Blankets, Comforts, Gloves and many oth^r articles.
se a s o n .
There are 14,774,777 dwelling houses *
in the United States, not counting those j
of Central Point.
Everything must positively be closed out before Sept. 1st.
Call and See us, Anyway.
Come and select your Bargains before too late.
JONES’ C A S H
A man can’t always recall the time j
when he climbed to the top, but can |
remember all right the jolt he received '
woen he dropped.
It's not a misdemeanor to kill book j
agents- and poets from September to '
4prUe' For. further particulars, see
Oregon Game Laws.
If Jackson County were pivoted at
\sjdand and swung half around, Cen
tral Point would be in the Siskiyous.
We, refuse to be moved out of place.
L.
CENTRAL
I Sanderson
Estimates given
on work in all
parts of the valley
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Contractors
and Builders
The reasons why you should ¡contract
with us to build your}house are—
Our work is executed, with neatness
and dispatch and completed in a work
manlike manner.
P lans
and
S p e c if ic a t io n s F u r n is h e d
CENTRAL POINT
Beagle Briefs
SOUTH and EAST
Talent Bros, have returned home,!
with their thresher.
—by the—
Humor ar.v Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
A country maiden living near Gold
Hill was taking a foot bath the other
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
day, when a tramp hove in sight and
demanded something to eat. The girl
Time Is fleet, but interest on your
gathered herself together and gave the note keep,* pace with it.
trpmp a kick that sent him scrawling
You know a song is popular when it
out In the road. An old experienced
mule standing in the barnyard was an begins to make you want to throw
things at the man who sings it.
eye witness to the whole affair and it
made him so ashamed of himself that
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he committed suicide by cutting his
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throat across a barb wire fence.
A Glendale man went fishing one day
last week and, in attempting to break
the world's record for fly casting, got
his hook Cifjght in the top of a tall
pine tree. He was using grasshopp tk
for bait, and when he jerked his honk
loose from the branches a big grouse
flew out of the tree top and swallowed
&
the grasshopper, hook and all, and the
-foe-r
rrmch surprised fisherman reeled it in.
It Is not n bad. Idea, no lnntter bow
Ha kept on casting and caught two well you may be otherwise provided,
more grouse and a chipmunk before he to bo always your own press agent.
quit “ fishing” for the day.
Knowing how not to be sincere Is
A letter received from a farmer, who knowing how to protect yourself.
signs his name X. Y. Z., 13 self ex
planatory: “ Editor Side Dishes: —Your
Burglars are moral gentlemen com
stuff has completely cured me of dys pared with some other present day
pepsia o f long standing. I have recom criminals.
mended your ’medicine’ to others in
You can’t tell how little a man is
this neighborhood. You are at liberty
worth by knowing how lunch he Is
to publish this testimonial if you think
worth.
it will help the sale of the Herald any.
Resuectfsllv, X. Y. 7 .” Well, we
It Isn’t necessary for the woman who
don’ t know whether such testimonials knows enough to hold her tongue to
will help the sale of the H e r a i . d or not, hold It.
but will publish it in order to show that
It is queer how much sympathy you
our efforts to help and to please have
get that Is of no use to you.
not proved.fruitless.
Some Wdys of Knowing
H ATFIELD
Up-to-date Grocer and Furnisher
A young couple from Colorado were
divorced by an Oregon judge the other j
dag. in just two minutes by the watch
and, like painless dentistry, it didn’t
hurt a bit.
A girl writes from the couutry:
“ Editor .S i'^ U b e s ; Will you, ides.se
tell me what,is good to keep the hands
white ai\d,»oft?’ * Soak your hands in
dijhwater throe times a day and thus
lighten the burden on your poor old
mother.
Queeneware,
Ladies' Gents' and Children's Hose
“ The early bird catches the worm.” !
But the worm is a fool to get up so .
early.
We h a v e n ’ t se e n a n y “ thought it
a d e e r ” ite m s in a n y of the papers
Notions,
Glassware.etc-.’ will be closed out without, regard to cost.
E. D. Wilhite is building a new barn
on his ranch.
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RE7AIL
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
DEALER INtWOOD
D . C . G R I M
çysi
* C it y . D r a y i f i g a n d ' T r a n s f e r
M. M. Richardson returned home
after spending the Summer with his
sister, Mrs. A J. Manning, at Klam
ath Falls.
All Kinds of Hauling
Promptly Done.
Mr. and Mrs, Wm. L. Jones and i
family have moved to Applegate, where !
My. Jonejs is .emp'oyed in the mines.
School is progressing nicely under)
I the management of Prof. N. L. Narre- !
gait-
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OREGON
CENTRAL POINT, OR.
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Mrs. Wm. Boags is visiting her sis
TRAINS FOR PORTLAND.
ter, Mrs. Neetie Glass.
Bailey Bros, have arrived with about Trains leave Central Point
45 head o f cattle and quite a number of
for Portland and way
horses from Chetco, Oregon. They ex-
stations daily at - - - 5:52 a m.
, pect to locate here.
5:19 p. m,
We have our new county road survey
TRAINS FOR SAN FRANCISCO.
A large consignment (three different styles) of the best +
ed now.
Leave Portland - - - - 8:00 a. m.
known Jars
Monroe Corden made a trip to Cen
8:45 p. m.
tral Point Wednesday to get the doors
Leave Central Point - - -11:09 a. m.
and windows for his new dwelling.
10:40 p. m.
Eli Amick took a big load of potatoes
Arrive A sh lan d..................12:41 a. m.
to Gold Hill Saturday.
12:15 p. m.
Elbert Glass went to Gold Hill last
Arrive Sacramento -
5:10 p. m.
SPECIAL OFFE1TNG— For each six dozen lot sold to one "
Saturday.
5:00 a. m. ,
purchaser we will give one dozen of the famous Schram 1
Thomas R. Wilhite, who has been on
Arrive San Francisco
7:43 p. m. ■
the sick list, is rapidly improving.
Jars FREE.
8:45 a. ni.
Miss Grace Jones was the guest of
All kinds and sizes of Caps and Rubbers on hand.
Miss Mrggie Jones Sunday.
Through Pullman, Standard and ■
J. F. Williams made a business trip
tourist cars on both trains; chair cars
to Central Point Saturday.
Sacramento to Portland and El Paso,
Mrs. Josie Houston, who has been and tourist cai 3 to Chicago, St. Louis, 1
spending a few weeks with her uncle New Orleans and Washington.
and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Rodgers, Con necti ng at San Francisco with I
has returned to her home on Long several steamship lines for Honolulu,
Blanch.
Japan, China, Philippines, Central and
Miss Josie Richardson has returned South America.
Cupid's marksmanship is the best iu
home after a few days’ visit with
Fu. particulars, see
< ’e n t r a i P o n t , O r e g o n
the dark.
friends on Long Branch.
P. F. KUPER, Agent,
Central Point station,
The Present Ruler.
Once on n tim e the people bow ed
—or address—
T o k ina" and princes and the eort
O f tilted and hojrvvelod crow d
W m . M c MURRAY.
Good Job t j Lose.
O f cod g ers that you m eet nt eoart,
F in e S a m p le R o o
E u r o p e a n P la n
Just giving an offhand opinion with
Gen. Pas. Agt., Portland, Ore.
llu t It is very different n ow ;
out know in;? all of the facts in the
We recognise ns truly great
case we should be inclined to say that
And m ake our host ami ch o ice st how
ITnto the man w ho pays the freight. the job of tax collector in Russia dur
C H UR C H ES .
ing the present summer would not be
TO roy alty we d o not bend
nearly so desirable a one as acting as
The knee w hen It is passing b y
C hristian C hurch .
Or on Its sm allest w ish attend,
president of the steel trust.
Tho H om e o f C om m er
F or we have other tish to fry.
E. A. La Dow, pastor. Preaching
ilis chances for collecting a choice
Its fa v o r doesn 't saw m uch wood.
Sun
c ia l a n d M i n i n « M e n
assortment of ancient vegetables, noi service at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m.
For It Is som ew hat ou t o f d ate;
school, 10 a. m. Ladies Aid S o -!
some eggs and battered tin cans would day
W o spend ou r tim e In being good
ciety
meets
regularly
every
Wednesday
t ’ nto the m an w ho p a ys the freight.
be altogether too good to suit us. In afternoon at 8 p. m. at the home o f j
HOTEL NASH CO., PROPS.
present temper of die people they its members. Choir practice every Fri
A duke looks p retty In a fram e
would lie ready to hand hteu almost day night.
DINING ROOM UNSURPASSED.
REFURNISHED THROUGHOUT
Or to a rich ami silly girl
W ho w ants to use an u n d en t name
anything but money, and the number
M ethodist E piscopal .
M E D F O R D . OREGON
T o holt» her In the social whirl,
and variety of jugged edged words
Geo. L. Burbank, pastor. Sunday
Hut to the Indy w h o Is e ls e
they would try out on him would be school every Sunday at 10 a. m.
He Isn't such a heavy w eight
enough to frighten a person not used Preaching every Sunday at 11 a. m.
O r fo r her purposes a prize
Beside the mail who pays the freight. to them.
and .ery other Sunday at 7:30 p. m.
Somebody has to be collector, but we Prayer met ting Thursday evening at
The rare and som etim es yellow cash
do not see how any one could afford to 7 :3U p. m. A cordial invitation is ex
Or even tainted d ollar bills
That buy a t least their w eight In hush take the job for a cent less than all tended to all. Preaching at Gold Hill
Am i easily the co a l bln tills
tho money that he took in, an l then on alternate Sunday evenings at 7:30
Is what con verse* pleasantly
>. m. Sunday school every Sunday at
where would the er.ar come in for U a. m.
A nd reeom lles us to our fate.
spending money?
And so we crook the w illing knee
FR U IT
JA R S
Just Received
W . C. L E E V E R
T h e H ardw arem an I
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The followilg from Collier’s may he
of some benefit to those who are sulfer-
ing from any complaint other than
d y s p e p s ia .
The H e r a l d readers know
that the Side Dish editor’s “ s t u f f
w ill cure dyspepsia.
Collier’s says:
‘In one department of medical prac
tice a layman may be justified in giv
ing advice, and that is pointing out
what pitfalls to avoid. Here are a few
•f the more conspicious and unmistak
able indications of quackery rmong the
specialists : The advertising doctor who,
having a cure’ to sell, is ‘editorially
endorsed’ by any publication, particu-
'*ly in the religious field, is a quack.
The doctor who advertises secret pow
ers, or newly discovered scientific
methods, or vaunts a special ’system’
or ‘method’ is a quack. The doctor
who offers to sell, at a price, a cure
forvany ailment is a quack, and if he
proferses n ‘special interest’ in your
t'n to the m an w h o pays the freight.
^aae nnn^mmuM reduced rates, he’s
] Herr Bahlhorn's Hamburg Novelty
Cleared Up.
throwing in a liltle extra lying fur
Cutting It Down.
“ You say you arc selling these goods Co. entertained our people Monday and
good measure. Finally, the form letter
Tuesday evenings. It I'll eng of the
below cost.’’
is a sure sign. You can tell it because
“ That is ns true ns 1 nut sta n d in g kind of variety shows that everybody
it begins ’ Dear Friend,’ or ’ Dear Mr.
here,” p r o t e s t e d th e d e a le r, who imp- from the bald-headed batchelor down
3rt-and So,’ or ’ Dear Correspondent,’
petted t o be sitting down nt the timo. : to the smallest child always like to see.
W e c a r r y a fh ll lin e o f
>nd contains promises that will fit any
“ Hut how can you afford to do It?”
“ I couldn't ouly for the fact that 1
caec. If, however, you are determined
BAIN WAGONS. BUGGIES. HACKS.
Subscribe for the H erald .
have a large family to support.”
to give a trial to one o f these ’special
SURRIES.
ETC. • RUNABOUTS
ists, ’ suggest these terms: That, since
IN STEEL and RUBBER TIRES
•a PROMISES to cure you, you will |
deposit to his account the full price of
fy i treatment, to be paid him as soon
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“ I know tlint western • towns are
nsrytnl are cured, or substantially bene- ) prone to overrate their population.'' I
tited. and not before. Then and there said tlw visitor, looking nt the strag |
C e n tr a l P o in t,
i Harness. Saddles, Robes and Whips. Gasoline
negotationa will cease. The promising gtlng village, “ but l would like to |
Engines. Pumps, Bicycles and Incubators
quack will never stand behind his know bow you ever had tho nerve to 1
TRANSACTS A GENERAL BANK ING BUSINESS
promises. Through this simple expedi cal l t i n s a tow u ot l " ; k o
We carry one o f the largest stocks in Jackson County
“ Well." replied the ttooiner cautious* l
ent one mav guard himself against the
DIRECTORS—J. W. Merritt, Prtsident; W. C. Lecver, Vice-President; T. M.
whole army of medical scamps, for ly. "I'll admit It doesn't look it, tint. ‘
Wi ter.. Cashier; I. C. Robnett. W. J. Freeman.
this is the final test o f quackery which then, a Mormon and bis family moved
CENTRAL POINT. OR.
out since I was talking to you about
mge’ ef the ilk ran abide.”
It.”
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Freeman & W iley
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Farm Implements,
Vehicles.
Etc.
Central Point State Bank
PRICES
Always the
CHEAPEST.
Quality
Considered.
CALL’ AND
SEE US
Ore.
Your Pativi'.a“ u is lU.siHtcfuf, Solicited.
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