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About Central Point herald. (Central Point, Or.) 1906-1917 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 27, 1906)
CENTRAL POINT HERALD. THURSDAY, SEPTEM BER27, 19CÔ, Side Dishes Closing Out Sale Keep your eye on Central Point. The ice man will soon take a rest. ¡Too Busy to Write Never mind the weather, but all pull b leth er. I f you don’t read the don’t get the news. H e r a ld you Our entire line of Dry Goods, Are you working for a greater Cen. tral Point? If not, why not? an ad. Just Now was j this j Misses Womens and Children’s Underwear 100’ Suits of Underwear at less than 50c on the dollar Blankets, Comforts, Gloves and many oth^r articles. se a s o n . There are 14,774,777 dwelling houses * in the United States, not counting those j of Central Point. Everything must positively be closed out before Sept. 1st. Call and See us, Anyway. Come and select your Bargains before too late. JONES’ C A S H A man can’t always recall the time j when he climbed to the top, but can | remember all right the jolt he received ' woen he dropped. It's not a misdemeanor to kill book j agents- and poets from September to ' 4prUe' For. further particulars, see Oregon Game Laws. If Jackson County were pivoted at \sjdand and swung half around, Cen tral Point would be in the Siskiyous. We, refuse to be moved out of place. L. CENTRAL I Sanderson Estimates given on work in all parts of the valley POINT, OREGON s /* « « C jQ ilS & STO R E Contractors and Builders The reasons why you should ¡contract with us to build your}house are— Our work is executed, with neatness and dispatch and completed in a work manlike manner. P lans and S p e c if ic a t io n s F u r n is h e d CENTRAL POINT Beagle Briefs SOUTH and EAST Talent Bros, have returned home,! with their thresher. —by the— Humor ar.v Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH A country maiden living near Gold Hill was taking a foot bath the other PERT PARAGRAPHS. day, when a tramp hove in sight and demanded something to eat. The girl Time Is fleet, but interest on your gathered herself together and gave the note keep,* pace with it. trpmp a kick that sent him scrawling You know a song is popular when it out In the road. An old experienced mule standing in the barnyard was an begins to make you want to throw things at the man who sings it. eye witness to the whole affair and it made him so ashamed of himself that i O - v > E T mi n L it o n r i R ^ he committed suicide by cutting his TM Ar4 K IP L IN G ..... - __ ( u A/ throat across a barb wire fence. A Glendale man went fishing one day last week and, in attempting to break the world's record for fly casting, got his hook Cifjght in the top of a tall pine tree. He was using grasshopp tk for bait, and when he jerked his honk loose from the branches a big grouse flew out of the tree top and swallowed & the grasshopper, hook and all, and the -foe-r rrmch surprised fisherman reeled it in. It Is not n bad. Idea, no lnntter bow Ha kept on casting and caught two well you may be otherwise provided, more grouse and a chipmunk before he to bo always your own press agent. quit “ fishing” for the day. Knowing how not to be sincere Is A letter received from a farmer, who knowing how to protect yourself. signs his name X. Y. Z., 13 self ex planatory: “ Editor Side Dishes: —Your Burglars are moral gentlemen com stuff has completely cured me of dys pared with some other present day pepsia o f long standing. I have recom criminals. mended your ’medicine’ to others in You can’t tell how little a man is this neighborhood. You are at liberty worth by knowing how lunch he Is to publish this testimonial if you think worth. it will help the sale of the Herald any. Resuectfsllv, X. Y. 7 .” Well, we It Isn’t necessary for the woman who don’ t know whether such testimonials knows enough to hold her tongue to will help the sale of the H e r a i . d or not, hold It. but will publish it in order to show that It is queer how much sympathy you our efforts to help and to please have get that Is of no use to you. not proved.fruitless. Some Wdys of Knowing H ATFIELD Up-to-date Grocer and Furnisher A young couple from Colorado were divorced by an Oregon judge the other j dag. in just two minutes by the watch and, like painless dentistry, it didn’t hurt a bit. A girl writes from the couutry: “ Editor .S i'^ U b e s ; Will you, ides.se tell me what,is good to keep the hands white ai\d,»oft?’ * Soak your hands in dijhwater throe times a day and thus lighten the burden on your poor old mother. Queeneware, Ladies' Gents' and Children's Hose “ The early bird catches the worm.” ! But the worm is a fool to get up so . early. We h a v e n ’ t se e n a n y “ thought it a d e e r ” ite m s in a n y of the papers Notions, Glassware.etc-.’ will be closed out without, regard to cost. E. D. Wilhite is building a new barn on his ranch. -H -H -H -H- M- l- H-H- RE7AIL SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. DEALER INtWOOD D . C . G R I M çysi * C it y . D r a y i f i g a n d ' T r a n s f e r M. M. Richardson returned home after spending the Summer with his sister, Mrs. A J. Manning, at Klam ath Falls. All Kinds of Hauling Promptly Done. Mr. and Mrs, Wm. L. Jones and i family have moved to Applegate, where ! My. Jonejs is .emp'oyed in the mines. School is progressing nicely under) I the management of Prof. N. L. Narre- ! gait- 'n**!*'!**!**'.* OREGON CENTRAL POINT, OR. SHASTA ROUTE -K -H -K -M -W -H M -K-H-S- j. ■ -1- 1- 1-l-l-H -H -H - Mrs. Wm. Boags is visiting her sis TRAINS FOR PORTLAND. ter, Mrs. Neetie Glass. Bailey Bros, have arrived with about Trains leave Central Point 45 head o f cattle and quite a number of for Portland and way horses from Chetco, Oregon. They ex- stations daily at - - - 5:52 a m. , pect to locate here. 5:19 p. m, We have our new county road survey TRAINS FOR SAN FRANCISCO. A large consignment (three different styles) of the best + ed now. Leave Portland - - - - 8:00 a. m. known Jars Monroe Corden made a trip to Cen 8:45 p. m. tral Point Wednesday to get the doors Leave Central Point - - -11:09 a. m. and windows for his new dwelling. 10:40 p. m. Eli Amick took a big load of potatoes Arrive A sh lan d..................12:41 a. m. to Gold Hill Saturday. 12:15 p. m. Elbert Glass went to Gold Hill last Arrive Sacramento - 5:10 p. m. SPECIAL OFFE1TNG— For each six dozen lot sold to one " Saturday. 5:00 a. m. , purchaser we will give one dozen of the famous Schram 1 Thomas R. Wilhite, who has been on Arrive San Francisco 7:43 p. m. ■ the sick list, is rapidly improving. Jars FREE. 8:45 a. ni. Miss Grace Jones was the guest of All kinds and sizes of Caps and Rubbers on hand. Miss Mrggie Jones Sunday. Through Pullman, Standard and ■ J. F. Williams made a business trip tourist cars on both trains; chair cars to Central Point Saturday. Sacramento to Portland and El Paso, Mrs. Josie Houston, who has been and tourist cai 3 to Chicago, St. Louis, 1 spending a few weeks with her uncle New Orleans and Washington. and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Rodgers, Con necti ng at San Francisco with I has returned to her home on Long several steamship lines for Honolulu, Blanch. Japan, China, Philippines, Central and Miss Josie Richardson has returned South America. Cupid's marksmanship is the best iu home after a few days’ visit with Fu. particulars, see < ’e n t r a i P o n t , O r e g o n the dark. friends on Long Branch. P. F. KUPER, Agent, Central Point station, The Present Ruler. Once on n tim e the people bow ed —or address— T o k ina" and princes and the eort O f tilted and hojrvvelod crow d W m . M c MURRAY. Good Job t j Lose. O f cod g ers that you m eet nt eoart, F in e S a m p le R o o E u r o p e a n P la n Just giving an offhand opinion with Gen. Pas. Agt., Portland, Ore. llu t It is very different n ow ; out know in;? all of the facts in the We recognise ns truly great case we should be inclined to say that And m ake our host ami ch o ice st how ITnto the man w ho pays the freight. the job of tax collector in Russia dur C H UR C H ES . ing the present summer would not be TO roy alty we d o not bend nearly so desirable a one as acting as The knee w hen It is passing b y C hristian C hurch . Or on Its sm allest w ish attend, president of the steel trust. Tho H om e o f C om m er F or we have other tish to fry. E. A. La Dow, pastor. Preaching ilis chances for collecting a choice Its fa v o r doesn 't saw m uch wood. Sun c ia l a n d M i n i n « M e n assortment of ancient vegetables, noi service at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. For It Is som ew hat ou t o f d ate; school, 10 a. m. Ladies Aid S o -! some eggs and battered tin cans would day W o spend ou r tim e In being good ciety meets regularly every Wednesday t ’ nto the m an w ho p a ys the freight. be altogether too good to suit us. In afternoon at 8 p. m. at the home o f j HOTEL NASH CO., PROPS. present temper of die people they its members. Choir practice every Fri A duke looks p retty In a fram e would lie ready to hand hteu almost day night. DINING ROOM UNSURPASSED. REFURNISHED THROUGHOUT Or to a rich ami silly girl W ho w ants to use an u n d en t name anything but money, and the number M ethodist E piscopal . M E D F O R D . OREGON T o holt» her In the social whirl, and variety of jugged edged words Geo. L. Burbank, pastor. Sunday Hut to the Indy w h o Is e ls e they would try out on him would be school every Sunday at 10 a. m. He Isn't such a heavy w eight enough to frighten a person not used Preaching every Sunday at 11 a. m. O r fo r her purposes a prize Beside the mail who pays the freight. to them. and .ery other Sunday at 7:30 p. m. Somebody has to be collector, but we Prayer met ting Thursday evening at The rare and som etim es yellow cash do not see how any one could afford to 7 :3U p. m. A cordial invitation is ex Or even tainted d ollar bills That buy a t least their w eight In hush take the job for a cent less than all tended to all. Preaching at Gold Hill Am i easily the co a l bln tills tho money that he took in, an l then on alternate Sunday evenings at 7:30 Is what con verse* pleasantly >. m. Sunday school every Sunday at where would the er.ar come in for U a. m. A nd reeom lles us to our fate. spending money? And so we crook the w illing knee FR U IT JA R S Just Received W . C. L E E V E R T h e H ardw arem an I L The followilg from Collier’s may he of some benefit to those who are sulfer- ing from any complaint other than d y s p e p s ia . The H e r a l d readers know that the Side Dish editor’s “ s t u f f w ill cure dyspepsia. Collier’s says: ‘In one department of medical prac tice a layman may be justified in giv ing advice, and that is pointing out what pitfalls to avoid. Here are a few •f the more conspicious and unmistak able indications of quackery rmong the specialists : The advertising doctor who, having a cure’ to sell, is ‘editorially endorsed’ by any publication, particu- '*ly in the religious field, is a quack. The doctor who advertises secret pow ers, or newly discovered scientific methods, or vaunts a special ’system’ or ‘method’ is a quack. The doctor who offers to sell, at a price, a cure forvany ailment is a quack, and if he proferses n ‘special interest’ in your t'n to the m an w h o pays the freight. ^aae nnn^mmuM reduced rates, he’s ] Herr Bahlhorn's Hamburg Novelty Cleared Up. throwing in a liltle extra lying fur Cutting It Down. “ You say you arc selling these goods Co. entertained our people Monday and good measure. Finally, the form letter Tuesday evenings. It I'll eng of the below cost.’’ is a sure sign. You can tell it because “ That is ns true ns 1 nut sta n d in g kind of variety shows that everybody it begins ’ Dear Friend,’ or ’ Dear Mr. here,” p r o t e s t e d th e d e a le r, who imp- from the bald-headed batchelor down 3rt-and So,’ or ’ Dear Correspondent,’ petted t o be sitting down nt the timo. : to the smallest child always like to see. W e c a r r y a fh ll lin e o f >nd contains promises that will fit any “ Hut how can you afford to do It?” “ I couldn't ouly for the fact that 1 caec. If, however, you are determined BAIN WAGONS. BUGGIES. HACKS. Subscribe for the H erald . have a large family to support.” to give a trial to one o f these ’special SURRIES. ETC. • RUNABOUTS ists, ’ suggest these terms: That, since IN STEEL and RUBBER TIRES •a PROMISES to cure you, you will | deposit to his account the full price of fy i treatment, to be paid him as soon ► “ I know tlint western • towns are nsrytnl are cured, or substantially bene- ) prone to overrate their population.'' I tited. and not before. Then and there said tlw visitor, looking nt the strag | C e n tr a l P o in t, i Harness. Saddles, Robes and Whips. Gasoline negotationa will cease. The promising gtlng village, “ but l would like to | Engines. Pumps, Bicycles and Incubators quack will never stand behind his know bow you ever had tho nerve to 1 TRANSACTS A GENERAL BANK ING BUSINESS promises. Through this simple expedi cal l t i n s a tow u ot l " ; k o We carry one o f the largest stocks in Jackson County “ Well." replied the ttooiner cautious* l ent one mav guard himself against the DIRECTORS—J. W. Merritt, Prtsident; W. C. Lecver, Vice-President; T. M. whole army of medical scamps, for ly. "I'll admit It doesn't look it, tint. ‘ Wi ter.. Cashier; I. C. Robnett. W. J. Freeman. this is the final test o f quackery which then, a Mormon and bis family moved CENTRAL POINT. OR. out since I was talking to you about mge’ ef the ilk ran abide.” It.” H O TE L N ASH r Freeman & W iley i Farm Implements, Vehicles. Etc. Central Point State Bank PRICES Always the CHEAPEST. Quality Considered. CALL’ AND SEE US Ore. Your Pativi'.a“ u is lU.siHtcfuf, Solicited. "1 -I-î-K -H -i-t-i- 1 - l-l-H- H !-»■! I H' i ! H ’M-H JL