The Wasco news., January 17, 1908, Image 5

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RHEUMATISM RECIPE
PREPARE
THIS SIMI’i r
MOMi-MADC
M IXIU H f YOURSELF.
Buy Ih» Ingredient» from Any Druggbl
In Your Town and Shake Them
In a Botti» to Mix I hia.
A wall known authority on Itheuma-
ttain gives the reader« of a larg« Naw
York «1 m ily ,«apar the following valus-
hla, yet altuple and harmless pr-w-rip
lion, which any who can easily prepare
at liotue:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-ha If
ounce; ooiii|x>und Kargnu, one ooms;
Compound
Hytop hutMipari I la, three
ounces.
Mix bv »baking well in a b >ttle, and
tuka a laa«|xx(ii(uI after each meal uud
at Irndtiinn.
Hr »tale» th at the Ingredient« ran ta’
obltC’ir«' fiom any g<»»l p;««»*nption
pharm acy at em ail oust, and, hsitig a
vegetable extraction, are harml»’“» tx»
take.
I hla pleenant m ix tu re, if taken regu­
larly lor a few dayw, I* aald to overcome
a'm<*t any <aae of K heum atiem .
The
pain and a a e llln g , if any, dlmintahe'*
w ith each dues, until |»ermanent ie»ult»
are obtained, and w ithout Injuring the
stom ach. W hile th ere are many so-
railed K heum atirm rem edies, |« te u t
medicine», etc , aotne of w hich do give
relief, few really give permanent re*
• till«, and the wtaive will, no doubt, Ire
greatly appreciated Oy many sufferer»
here at thia tim e.
Inquiry a l the drug stores of even the
em ail town* slic t» tb e .nforruation th at
theee drug» are harm)*»» and ra n be
Imught M |« ra te ly , or the druggota will
mix the prescription If waked to.
I a ilr r
Ilia
Ik »
law yer
th e y 'v e got
h a lf
H m II h b .
N ew
The
trouble
a tlotert
la
that
w itu *« **»
who
•aw yoa whipping your wife. It will be
hard to eatahhah an alibi iu the fax*» of
that.
P rison er
Go«t>!
I
don’t
need
any
alibi. All you've got to do la to prove by
me that I waa drunk.
That
T e r r ib le
H oy.
Mra Kerruther» thinking a call 1 Ye*.
Indeed, Mr» K a Jones, I pur in nearly lb»
whole bJe»«e<| day iu the dentist's chair.
Mra Kajone* I ran aympathixe with
you I know ho* it hurts.
Mr» Kerruther* Sly d*nti*f hardly
aver hurt a rne, though, lie's an careful
and gentle that I don't mind it at all. I
declare I slept half the lime while he waa
at work.
Johnny Kajonew—That dentist wouldn’t
never <to for maw. \VI»*n ah» go*» to
•laep she an urea Ilk» a thraahin' machin«
y ia m tr
of
(!» •
F a re Ils .
’’Pad» *l(a»tu», how old are you?"
"Pas' seventy nine, I «ma
I’ll soon b»
a o» togeranium.” -Chicago Tribune.
W a y s id e
la a a a a la g « .
Adam Zawfoa Ever ride on a afreet
Shout tiayln’?
Job Hlurky- W unil. The Jigger on tha
front end • ’ the car picked tue up an'
berried me m ghty near a block 'for» tb»
rondnetor found it out.
I.u n k ln g
la
Ik »
W r» a g
l* lw e » .
C arrie What a sw eet, hu;*py dispo­
sition klal>el baa. Hh» can ae* beauty
In everything.
Ethel < Jen Inna) — Sh* can 't « * It In
her m irror
Boston T ra n s c rip t
1‘ l a y l a g
" H r l< J » r ."
“ fto you rctnetnlvcr before the weu
ding you u«e<| to call yotp* w ife it
•p o em F “ wild the bachelor caller.
“ Yea," sighed the tlonicwllc man, aa
he tw irled an nlnnu clock to aiunwc the
bnby, “ and I »till call her a ‘poetn? “
"You do? W hat kind of a ‘itoem’ In
»he now n '|»oem of beauty’ o r u
’poem of love?' ”
"N eith er! Hite la a ’poem of trav el.’
Alwnya on the go uud never a t home."
a e l f - P r o f r e 11«» tv.
“ You any your wife la a poor cook?*'
"T he w orst ever.’’
"Ami yet you any th at you ea t nil of
everything th a t sin* prepares for tho
table.
How cun you do th a t If ahu
can’t rirvok?”
’’G reet earth , m an! If 1 don’t the
will use up the w ra p s In Home of those
how to-utlllr.e left-over» dishes» und that
will be my finish.” Judge.
W h a t t h e C l o t h (Ant In I t o a t o n .
If you go to Sim Francisco and meei
a friend lie w ill nuk you to stay n w»vk
w ith him. In Omaha lie w ill tnko yov
Inane overnight, In Chicago lie w ilt
tak e you out to dinner, pi New York
he w ill hurry you off to lunch, In New
Haven he will bund you a good cigar
mid In Bobtoii he w ill give you uu up
pi«. -(.’ongrcgiitlonnllut.
D e v o t io n
to (h o I d e a l .
The hero of the play had just died ta
»low, tremulous, wabbling music, hut th«
audience instated on bis coining before th«
curtain and kept up tbs applause for th«
•pace of five minute».
At ln»t a sups came out and stepped
forward.
"Lndiea and gentlemen,” he announced
in a high-keyed voice, "lie says he'll have
the curtain raised and you can look again
on his cold corpse if you want to, but he'll
he d -d if he's going to vi'late the pro*
prieties and degrade his art by coming t«
life again before tomorrow evening.
Thanking you again, ladies and gentlemen,
I will new retire.“
The R oupell M ystery
By
A u s ty n
C IIA IT E U XIV.
The Vicomte de Valier was seated alone
In his private roan In the office of the
Mutual Credit and Trust Company. It
was a luxuriously furnished apartment.
The chairs were deep, roomy and »oft.
'They seemed made on purpose to lull one
Into feeling» of security. It was about
ten o'c|o< k iu the morning. The vkotnt*'»
private secretary bad Just retired loaded
down with papty-N ami Instructions. Ilia
employer sat nt th* table, a pile of docu­
ments on either aide, and before him a
single sheet, uj»m which an astonishing
array of figure* appeared.
Minute after minute [M»a*d, and still
the calculations went on. At last he threw
down hla pencil, and walked over to the
wind«»*. Partly comweled by th* cur­
tains, h* l«e»ited out on the throng of peo
pie which pa»eed up and down the street.
But be hardly noticed anybody. He was
really lost iu his reflections.
He had. Indeed, good reason to be
thoughtful. A gigantic arbmne, the float­
ing of which would Insure him very large
returns, had that very morning l»*en put
by him liefore n syndicate of capitalist».
It waa no leas a on* then the ronaolhla
tion of the docking Interests of a great
French seaport. 'Hie plan waa to bring
all the owners together aud form a treat
on what la known as the American plan,
and then raise th* dock tolls. With th*
existing k**n competition and th* low
cliergea resulting therefrom, that property
at present yielded but a amall return for
the capital Invested.
Tl»* idea was a brilliant on*. It would
net tbe .Mutual Credit and Trust Com
peny, If succe*sful, three million franca,
and tb» Mutual Credit and Trust Com
¡«any virtually meant tb* Vicomte d* Va-
Itar. lie had already enlisted considera­
ble financial aid la support of 'lie scheme.
II* was that morning expecting an addi­
tion to hla forces In tb* je-rson of M.
H'Auburon, the friend of that very useful
M, < Tial»ot, who had introduced him to
th* vicomte but a few «lajs previously.
To sell this young man a big block of
share« la the n»w enterprise, would, tbe
vlouute thought, not be a very difficult
task.
He had entertained him at bis
bouse only an evening or two ago. Tb*
splendor of that ocraaion could not have
failed to properly imprt-ea him.
Then bia wife, the vicomteaae. had ao
ably aecotifled liia efforts to make D’Au-
bur.m f**l that he waa in good hands. She
had talked glibly of their country place, a
magnificent establishment on the outskirts
of the famous forest of Fontainbleau, of
woodland rides, of moonlit waters, and
the felicities of rural life far away from
the roar and din of Paris Thoae marvel­
ous eyes of her» had looked into bis very
aoul and enthralled hla senses,
I> * Valiar anilled as he thought how
few who had com* within their influence
bad gotten away unscathed. A knock at
th* door arou«ed him.
’’Come In,” h* cried out. and Jules Cha-
h o t entered tb* room.
“ Where la your friend Ii'Auburon?”
waa d* Valiar’» first question.
M. Chaliot did not immediately reply,
lie sank Into a chair, lie a«*med anx­
ious and worried, and out of aorta.
"What on sartb’a tb* matter with you?
You’re not ill, are you?” ejaculated the
banker.
“ It's my nerv»«^ I think. They're not
ao etrong as they used to be.”
"You haven’t been yourself for some
time, ever since that ugly affair at VIII*-
neuve," remarked de Valiar, sympathet-
bally.
<’hal»ot shuddered, and hid hla face in
his hands aa if to abut out some horrible
sight.
"Ihm 't »i>*ak of It,” he almost whis­
pered, ao faint was hla voice. “ Yea. it
»«» enough to u|>»ef anybody.”
"It was a (>ecullar hardship on you.
Julea, Just ns you wen* on the point of
sucreeding as you «ay with— l*t in* see.
what'» bar name -Mademotaell» Emily,
wasn’t It?”
"Let's change tb* subject. I came to
tell you something about H'Auburon. I
bare <li«M*overe<l, on inquiry, (bat he is
even tatter fixed than I rxi>ected. How
big a bltM-k of stock had you put apart
for hbu in tin* I'nitul I kick Company?”
"A thousand aharvs I thought would be
ample. You know Colbert Itemplin brings
us h targe following, and there are Bom-
l«rd and the rest. Ktill, some enbacrib-
era will doubtless fail us at the tant mo­
ment. Why do you ask?”
“ It la not enough. He has some very
wenlthy friend». Only la»t night he was
»|M>nking of one, who, be aays, follow» hi»
lead implicitly, lie is a Swi»s. He pays
periodical visits to Paris, nnd it ta »aid
liiveatM very largely iu anything that
atrikes hi» fancy.”
•T h a t’» not bad new». What ta thta
CraMus* name?”
"He did imt tell me,” replied Chabdt.
" lie simply said if lie thought well enough
of the venture to put hl» own money In.
that he would advise hi» friend to do like­
wise, if we needed additional capital.
What are shares to him?”
“ Par—o f course. It ta easier to »ell at
I«r than at fifteen franca on t?ie one hun­
dred. The one inspires confidence In a
scheme, the other »Imply excites suspi­
cion. In fact, I’m not sure but we will
put some preanium ou these Hock Com­
pany shares. A little premium always
makes them more attractive.”
“But there are seven millions of water
in H.”
“A proof concern like thta dock trust
will stand a good deal of water,” replied
ths financier. "After all, what does it
matter? All these people will have a
cbsiAce to sell out at a profit when we de-
elare our first quarterly dividend. Thoes
G
r a n v ille
ati'/iu we want to make uee of in th* fu­
ture can be given a hint when to unhjnd
their holdings.”
"But ultimately the loss falls on some­
body."
"And that somebody ta the public who
cares for us well ata>ut as mmb a» we
care for them."
M. < babot remained cJoseted with the
banker for nearly an hour, settling the re­
maining detaila of the dock scheme. A
printed draft of the prospectus had to
be gone over; the first directors of the
c<im|iany had to I** choie-n, care being tak­
en to place uj/on the tamr«l the names of
such capitalists aw would inspire the pub­
lic with confidence.
•
"I/*t me aee,” s«i<l the hanker, running
his eyes rapidly over a list which be
held iu his hand. “ We have Eiquelet,
Bouaent, of Bou»*nt; tl»* elder Paltoia -
be is good; and Max Haumout says b* ta
with us In «as* w* get to an issue. The
remainder of tbe board must be givao to
tbe dock people. They will, of course,
ei|»*<-t some representation.”
4
'T o be sure,” acquiewced I'haLot, "but
we must contrive to have with us only
those who are open to arguments.”
"Yes, that la it, my friend; open to
arguments,*' echoed the vicomte.
“Of your usually ;»eniuasive kind,” add­
ed Chabot. "Every man has Ins pries, to
be sure, nowadays."
“And always did have. In these times,
commercial enterprises, my dear fellow,
assume proportions of which our ances­
tor» never dreamed. TTiey were just as
dishonest then. If you call manipulation
dishonesty, which I candidly confess I
don't but their id«-as were smaller.
Hence th* difference. Besides," he added,
laying his hand impressively upon the
other'» aleeve, "this thing must
go
through. 1 think you. above all others,
are aware of the necessity. Tbe fact is,
my dear Chaliot, there have been many
heavy pulls on the Mutual Credit l»ank
lately, (An* cannot offer eight p*r ("eut on
sjiecial deposits and always be sure of
making more by using the depositor»'
money. Then there was the dividend on
tbe Ardenne« Charcoal and Peat Com­
pany. You know it was never earned;
but we decided that it would be beat to
¡•ay one.”
"Well, th» consequence wo« you placed
tbe bonda at par, didn't you?”
“At t>ar to the public, of course, but
Herr Goldstein's commission took tbe gilt
off the gingerbread. Hoassver, he took
them all at eighty-five. I could not bave
placed them to such good advantage.”
'T h* Interest comes due on tbe slx-
teenth. 1 suppose it la useless to crore
that bridge until we come to it.”
"Before tbe sixteenth thia dock com­
pany will be floated. Tbe bank’s profit
on that will more than meet tbe interest
of the Charcoal and Peat Company
bonds.“
"And if It isn't floated?*’ hazarded
< 'batmt.
“ If it Isn’t floated the inevitable crash
will begin, or it can be averted in an­
other way, my dear Chabot. about which
I cannot talk at present. But we will not
anticipate evil. Come, you must tecom-
pauy me to the Bourse thia morning. I
have a heavy deal pending, and ahail need
your assistance.”
As the Yieumte de Valiar and Jules
Chabot left the office of tbe .Mutual
Credit and Trust Com|iany a small-nixed
man issued from a cafe on tbe oppnalte
side of the street and walked Is an ap-
l«rently careless and preoccupied manner
in tbe same direction. He followed them
until they turned into a broker's office.
Presently th<*y came forth again, and in
company with a third person continued to
walk in the direction of the Bourse.
This third person was Herr Max Gold­
stein, one of th** shrewdest dealers in se­
curities in the whole of Pari». He was
the broker to whom the vicomte had en­
trusted the sale of the first mortgage
bond* of the Ardennes Charcoal aud Peat
Company. He waa a heavy, thickset fel­
low, with little, cunning eye», which had
been »et tog«*ther a» closely as nature
would allow ; had not an enormous nose
grown ta»tween them, he would is*rhaps
have had only or»* large eye in the center.
He had a habit of cocking up his head
when in conversation, nnd of listening
with his mouth wide oiw*n. He had com­
menced life in Berlin as a bootblack with
a second hand outfit. At the conclusion
of the first day’s work he had accumu­
lated enough to buy the best outfit in the
city. In a week he had concluded that
open air work was not to hia liking, and
took his business off the street into a
basement, where he thrived ajMce.
Then the brilliant idea struck hitn of
buying nnd selling theater tickets at cut
rates. From this he gravitated into lot­
teries; from lotteries into small curb­
stone speculations. Hardly abb to write
hi» own name, the trading instinct was so
strongly developed in him that in ten
years he had accumulated a very consid­
erable fortune.
Why Herr Goldstein had not continued
hia uninterrupted career of prosjierity in
Berlin was n mystery to his friends in
Paris. Aa he seemed to have plenty of
money, however, none of them had ever
dreajned of Inquiring why he preferred
the French to the German «wpitai as a
base for his financial operations. After
all. was It any of their business?
Herr Goldstein waa about forty five
years of age, but looked considerably
older. Constant fighting with all aorta
and conditiona of men had left deep fur­
rows «crons hia forehead. Indies said
that without doubt he waa a very unpre­
possessing man. He seemed to have some
extraordinary influence with the vicomte.
—
and people were lost In conjecture a» to
whai that could be.
The small followed de Valiar, M. Cha­
bot and H**rr Goldstein to the very en­
trance of tho Bourse, t riable to obtain
admission to tb* floor, he hud re«-ourse to
tbe gallery, it was nearly empty. An
obi lady and a young couple from tha
country, evidently on th*lr honeymoon
trip, were its sole occupants. 11* sat in
the gallery for upward of an hour, his
gaxe constantly on tb* floor of th* ex­
This isonc reason why Ayer’s
change, where the vicomte, th* broker
C herry Pectoral is so valua­
ever at his elbow, moved re»tle*»ly from
group to group, manipulating his deals.
ble in consumption. It stops
When H*rr Goldetdn left the Bourae
the
wear and.tear of useless
twenty minutes later unaccompanied by
his companion», tl»e small nmn tapped him
coughing. But it does more
ou the elbow. Th* broker started vio­
—It controls the inflammation,
lently; the creases In his face grew
quiets the fever, soothes, and
stronger; a perceptible flush overspread
his feature»
heals. Sold for 60 years.
“G alliard!” h* gas{>*d. “ I’m g'.ad to
•• Aver*« Cherry Pe*V»ral h*« >**■ a rarnlsr
•ee you !”
I l f * preserver
me «It i»r'>uyht i»« throu gh
■ •« -.« re a t-a r k o f I'o e o m o tii*. »*<i I fe el
"As good a hand at a lie a» ever, ain't
th a t I owe m y life to It« w i.o rte rfu l c s ra ttv »
^ r o p e m e e . '* - W i l l i a m It- T m l it t , W a w s .
you, Kaufman?” sneered the small man.
“Hush, don't breathe that name here,"
whispered the broker, looking around biro
»byj\
Oo.. IxrvreU,
m acudaeturers o f
nervously, "'i'hat belongs to tbe past.
SakSAPAKllAA.
(Join* with ra*. Corn* to my office, where
mis.
we can b* alone. How long have you
tu ta VìGOft.
been in Paris?”
"About six month».*
H a s te n recovery
keepln flf_th e
"During which time------ ”
b o w els retzuiar w ith A yer’s P ills.
"During which, time I have been work­
in g —for whom do you think?”
Aew M rlb o it.
"I don’t know.
You bave got into
business, perbajrs for yourself—or you Do you wish to cbooe* a wife?
«flip a x»in.
would, if you had sufficient capital. If a
good friend -if I, for instance, showed Or select your lot in life?
Flip a coin.
you how you could make some money It |
Of two evils rnak* no choir*.
would salt ¿ou. would it not?”
"No, I bave a pretty good berth, thank Have your time, and »treneth. and voles.
There’s a better w ay! Rejoice I
you."
Flip a coin.
"It is a perfect gold mine for yon;
if you will only bold your tongue."
Peat briquettes are uu« being mad* at
The small man only smiled significantly.
Norfolk, Mail«., with a machine. The
The two walked on side by aide until
peat is cut up by revolving knive* like
the broker'» office was reached.
a meat chopper and then pr-<*cd through
“(Jome In," »aid the broker, in a coax a di* in a contmuou« bar, whi'b ta sliced
¡ng voice, "and tell me what you want." into briquettes by a knife operated auto­
Tbe small man pasacd in through the matically.
open door and went into tbe broker's
ofllca.
Ferry’s Free Seed Book.
"See that under no circumstance« am I
For half a tentnry thousands and
disturbed,” was tbe instruction Herr Max
thousands of farmers and gardeners
gave to hia clerk. "I bave important
have regarded “ Ferry’s Seed Annual”
business with thia gentleman.”
Four o’clock, came, and Herr Gold­ as the best guide not only for the buy­
stein came out and sent tbe clerk borne. ing of reed«, but for their planting and
It was an hour earlier than usual, but care. Da ly reference to its text and
the clerk waa glad to g*t away. He lived illustrations proves it to be the actual
in a small flat and bad a wife and four beginning of a successful season. The
children to support. He could take bis new edition foi 1909 is now ready for
time now and walk bom* instead of pay­ free m ailing to all who write to the
ing for a seat in an omnibus. Tbe hours publishers for a copy.
went by. It waa past midnight when the
It is a high tribute to the honse of
two m*n came out of tbe inner office and D. M . fe rry A Co. that two genera­
into the street.
tions have planted Ferry’s Seeds, each
"I live on th* other aid*. Student succeeding year adding to the confi­
quarters,” « id Goldstein. “Come with dence that “ seed trouble” w ill never
me. I’ll put you up for the night. Ws arise when Ferry’s reeds are planted as
must crore by the Pont Neuf.”
“ Ferry’s Seed A nnual”
rays they
“You must make it fifty thousand." thou Id be.
« i d the amall man. as they went along.
Another remarkable feature devel­
"That’s cheap enough.
Old
friends
oped by the house of Ferry is tbe meth­
shouldn’t be bard on each other."
A fearful expression came over ths od of distributing seeds to dealers
other's face as they neared the bridge. throughout ths country so that tbs
Fifty tbouaand francs.
An enormous planters everywhere can secure at their
sum. And if he paid it— what then? home store exactly what they want
He had but thia fel.’uw's w ord'that ha when they want it, with the absolute
asrurance that it is fresh and fertile.
would keep silence.
I t e y stopped for a moment in ths Everyone should send at once to D. M.
center of the bridge and rat down un­ Ferry A Co., Detroit. Mich , for the
steadily on one of the embrasures. It 1908 edition of “ Ferry’s Seed A nnual.”
was two o'clock.
The lights flashed
along the river. Behind and in front of
‘It takes you a long time to para a
them arose the dull roar of Paris which
crax-s not by night nor by day Ixjoking ' given point,” said the minute band, eu
over tbe low parapet they could see ths pasrant.
“ I may be slow.” answered the hour
dark waters of the river as they swirled
band ; "bat it takes you all of sixty-sir
below.
"You will make it fifty thousand, will minutes to catch up with me."
you not?” urged tbe small man.
B le a t 1« H e .
He uttered no cry as the hand of ths
There is no nobler monument
broker closed upon his throat with an
Than rise* from a life well »pent;
iron grasp ; but for a moment or two
And blest is he of whom they tell
he struggled desperately as be realised
" lie did his work and did it w e ll!”
the other's purpose.
But the broker
seemed to have' become suddenly sober. —Cleveland Plain Ilealer.
Tbe amall man was like a child in his
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
terrible clutches, lie raised him to tbe
PAZO O INTM ENT Is g n a 'a n te c d t o cu re a n v
top of the low ]>aranet nad whispered ea
se o f ltr h in ir . Bi nd, .le e d tn g or P ro tru d in g
hoarsely
Pile« in t> to 1« U»>i or m o n ey refu n d ed . 50c.
"I will send you where you won’t neeo
the money.”
T h e P o o r C a t.
Tlien he flung the blackmailer from him
A young w ife called her husband on
with the force of a catapult. The waters the telephone to tell him a tale of woe
receivid the detective and closed over In tear-choked accents she wild: “Thai
his bead, lie bad not time to utter a
you. dearie? Well, you know that love-
cry
Tbe broker p a«ed quickly from the 1\ chk;ken P,e 1 n‘a.d e ;VvU. tba/ borrld
bridge aud. plung ng into a narrow street old cat came in and ate it up before 1
which divergvd from tbe main thorough­ could stop It?”
He c.nswered: "Never mind, dar­
fare, boon gained hi» apartments. Arriv­
ed there, he threw himself, dre.soed a» he ling; I’ll get you another eat.”
wa.M, u;*oii the aofa. and slept soundly tiU 1
«lnylight.
i
Three days paraed; some workmen on a
brick barge drew from the black and
—
»limy river the body of a man which (
bore upon its throat the marks of fingers.
At the morgue Victor I^iblanche, th«
" cll-Inform ed of th e W orld has
C.
yers
The
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prefect of police, recognized in the mur- alw ays been for a sim ple, p le a s a r t
dered man the detective he had put on and efficient liquid la x a tiv e rem edy of
the track of M. Chabot.
known value; a laxative which physi-
Poor fello w ! he exclaimed, as be ex-
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,
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amined the finger mark» at hia throat.
tU
san c l°n for fa m ily u se
"A tiger must have seized him. He was b©cau s©
com ponent parts are
first strangled and then thrown into the know n to them to be w holesom o and
river.”
truly beneficial in effect, acceptable
Aud the sole clue he had was this:
to the system and gentle, yet prompt,
The murderer must have had enormous
<n action.
hands.
In supplying that demand with its
(T o be continued.)
excellent
combination of Syrup of
C an»» fo r T h a n k s .
Church—“There's one thing to be Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali­
fornia F ig Syrup Co. proceeds along
said in favor of the phonograph.”
Gotham—“I'd Just like to know ethical lines and relies on the m erits
what It is?”
of the laxative for its rem arkable
"Well, they haven’t succeeded is success.
making a record reproducing all th«
That is one of many reasons why
noise one hears on the Fourth
July.
Yonkers Statesman.
j» a t
P o s s ib le .
of Syrup of Figs and E „ xir Qf genna k
given the preference by the W ell-
Informed.
To get its beneficial effects
Her—What Is meant by “going from always buy the genuine—manufac-
bad to worse?”
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co
H im — Getting a divorce and m arry only, and for sale by all leading
lng again, I bslisv<
druggists. Pries fifty cents per bottle.