The Wasco news., June 21, 1907, Image 8

Ir r a tio n a l
"
A c tio n s
hen
of
F lu m e s
Sane
I'r r ia n .
A p p e a r.
HEALTH NOTES
EOR JUNE.
B un
W ow .
Edgar Saltua, the brillian t novelist,
was asked by a young lady at a ten If
he thought th at the use of quotations
was a good thing.
“Q uotations are only good," said Mr.
Salt us, “ when they are extrem ely apt.
There was once a w itty Irishman,
Jimics R. Fitzgerald, who made excel­
lent use of a quotation In a political
sjsas’h. During thin iqM*ooli he was re­
peatedly Interrupted by a butcher, the
proprietor of a large sau sagem aking
plant. An adherent of Fitzgerald's
fiiinlly took offense nt the butcher's
m ocking rem arks, and yelled;
“ 'Hey, you, leave (sditles alone, and
go hack to your sausage machines!*
"The butcher glaiisl a t the isau and
re to rte d ;
*’ 'I f 1 hail this s[>enker In one of my
aa usage mnchlues. I ’d soon make uiiuce-
n u n t of him.*
“Then Mr. Fitzgerald qnoted from
the platform with n sm ile;
•“ Is thy servant a dog thut thou
shouldst do this thing?'*'
Banking by Mail
’’Speaking of ’brainstorm s,' " said the
aid fire chief the other day, ” 1 think
the most dangerous one Is th a t which
affects even the most level headed pro-
pie when the fire gong sounds. During
tny career of twenty-five years I have
W E PAY
•een fteople who a t any other tim e and
T here are four verses. Verse
In any other cireuinstam vs were per-
1. A yer’s H air Vigor makes
tth’tly rational bei*ooie raving m aniacs.
rhehairgrow. Verse2. A yer’s
’’One lustance which will show you
the truth of my assertion occurred sev­
H air Vigor stops falling hair.
eral years ago. when the resident*? of
\ erse 3. A yer’s H air Vigor
one ot P ittsburg's leading citizens took
cures d a n d ru ff. V erse 4.
fire. We arrived there shortly a fte r
the fin* broke out on the first floor,
A yer’s H air Vigor always re­
and upon breaking lu found alm ost the
stores color to gray hair. The
entire rarnlly, scantily elad. hehlud a
chorus is sung by millions.
large g ra n d fath er's clock. which was
wedged
on the stairw ay. Screauilug
'
iff*
",,n,r
h*’
£
v,f°r
1
h*d
»•’
t
IN T E R E S T
— “
P*H»r hulr. B i l l v r i > o U n t i e d to
■ •« th e Vigor mi til my hair greatly improved
and tugging w ith all th eir might, fatb
In every way. I have n .e .l it off and ou fo r
On ravings deposits of a dollar
er, mother, son and daughter were
Ne*wl7k N nj r * * r* ' ,~ M ,U “
or more, com pounded twice
bending every effort to save the clock,
every year. It Is lust as e a s t
which
had
been
sold
to
them
aeferal
A Made
® a • a A*îr
to open a Havings A ccount with
u
u ftio P®
tu r •
e Lowell,
re o f
weeks liefore as a relic of Revolution­
us by Mad as if you lived n e st
P sarsaparilla .
ary times, although It had beeu prob­
door. Hend for our free book­
PILLS.
ably made lu New York uot more than
let, "B anking bv M ail." and
CHERRY PECTORAL.
A Q u eer K rro r.
learn full particulars. Add rose
a mouth before. The foolhardluess of
The late Aiubrow L. Thomas, the
the affair is showu more clearly wheu
noted advertising ex|H*rt of Chicago,
I say th a t ou the first floor were pic­
L o n g r v lly o f C » r W h e e l« .
O regon T ru st &
once told a story about two doctors In
H as anybody ever stopjied to think tures, silverw are and other valuables
an address on nthertIslng.
S a v in g s B a n k
bow ninny mles the wheels of a ra il­ worth many time« w hat had been ¡mid
“To illu strate my point." he said,
ro ad ear travel before they w ear out? for the supposed relic.
apropos of an advertising error. " I ’ll
P o r tla n d , O r e g o n
"Another case which will show how
S tatistic» gathered from various roads
tell you about my friend Botiua. holies
the
brainstorm
affects
paople
occurred
show th a t perfect car wheels often roll
was taken down very had. and. Ills fam ­
S ix t h a n d W a s h in g t o n S ts.
from three hundred thousand to four In a hotel fire a short tim e ago. On
ily physician tsdng out of town, a spe-
liuudred and fifty thousand miles be» the fourth door was au actress, who
i tln llst was called In.
had been aw akened too late to escape
fo re they have to he turned down.
“ But the fam ily physician unexpect-
V\ hee.s w ith fiaws In them run only by the elevator. She attra c te d our
edly returned, and lie and the special­
notice first by leaning out of the win­
about fifty to ninety thousand miles.
ist entered hones* rhnuitier together.
dow and scream ing for help. A ladder
They found the man In a high fever
Mother« w ill find M r*. W ia»low*a 8«mthing
At C
M ris il C m h Bcaghf li Ito (nt
Syrup the b at rem edv to use for th e ir c h iid re a was hastily put up, and firemen soou
and p artially unconacloua. Each put
d u rin g the te e th in g p e rio d
Oainmy Miel Queta Writ! Ih Icily
had the woman down on the ground
his hand under the bed clot In« to feet
W o t So G r a . p l . , M
T h a t.
safe, clasping In her arm s a bundle of
¡tones' pulse, and each accidentally got
Elderly I ncle— Like all other young gaudy clothing. Suddenly she let out
hold of the o th er's hand.
P O R T L A N D - " • ♦ '•'O R E G O N
ehapa just out of college, you’ll be want­ a yell of distress, and when I asked
” 'H e has ty p h o id / said the first phy­
ing to m arry, of course, some of these her w hat was the m atter, she told me
sician.
days.
th a t she had forgotten her Jewels,
"'N o th in g of the kind.’ said the o th ­
Nephew riarold (w ith a bright blush)
ngraving
write us
er. ‘lie 's only drunk.* "
— Not "some of these Days,” uncle. Only which were In a case on the bureau In
her
room.
It
was
too
late
then,
how­
PLATES
one of ’em— M uriel, the youngest.
ever, to save them, and they were de­
TOR P R IN T IN G
P le n ty o f P a re n t« .
Pt. V tos* Pan'-« and all Nervous Dls*as«s stroyed In the fire.
A fterw ard we dis­
j tx -rm n iieo llr cured by D r. K i n * 9 O r-a t
(ITS
At Qulnqier, In B rittany, the wife of
H
IC
K S -C H A T T E N
Spring
Catarrh
is
a
wefl
defined
covered th at the woman had actually
N » rv e R e e o re r. >*nd f t F R E E f t t r t a . b o ttl- and
a man named I.? Knux gnve birth to a
treatise. D r. K. H . K lin * . Ed. M l a r c h S t . I ’ L U a ..F a
PurtUnd
O rrn«
Spring
disease.
Ih
e
usual
sym­
allowed $.»,ouu worth of Jewels to burn
boy. The fattier took the child and
ptoms are given above. A bottle
O n e A fte rn o o n o f C o n te n t.
up and had saved a few clothes worth
•old It for
to the wife of the local
of Pe-ru-na taken in lime w il prom pt­
You can’t m ake a woman believe probably a p altry hundred.
butcher, M in e , ltonun. The woman pre­
th ere is any real trouble In the world
ly arrest the course o f the disease
And so It g<>vs all through our ex- 1
sented It to her husband as her own
PAINLESS J1ENTISTRY
on the first afternoon she w ears her perlence," said the grizzled veteran. |
known as Spring Catarrh.
newly-born infant nud Honan hastened
new hat.— New York Press.
w ith a grunt of disgust. “ People never
to register the child’s birth.
think of the value of things when the
BRING VO t.R TOOTH TROt B ir S TO VS
M Haux. fearing th at lie m ight get
T M s e k e r s x ’s P a n to m im e .
Beter« Georg flsewteere.
fire 'brainstorm ’ gets them. hut. In­
Into trouble w ith the police, next con­
w illiam M akepeace T hackeray waa
OR. B. g. WMIM1T,
stead. grab anything bulky, usually the
sulted
the
butcher,
whom
be
sup(»oaed
P o r tle « a . O re g e n
most w orthless thing they i*>ssess.”_ alw ays too genial, too generous, too to be a party to (lie fraud. The dui«*d 1 4 2 ‘ i W e a K in c te « M .
open
handed,
to
be
an
accum
ulator
of
P ittsburg Gazette-Times.
husband threw lx? Haux out of the
tbia world'a goods, and in spite of the
EV ER Y ONE H IS OWN SURVEYOR. large earnings of his pen tie died a house. The la tte r then registered tl»e
birth of his own child. In the eye of
P O R I I ANO. ORTG ON
poor man. Shortly before bia death hla
« Im p le
W ays
of
A p p m ilm a f I ng
the law, therefore, the Infant has
A G irls ' Srhrwil of the h lg h m t rla«« Cnllegt-
friend,
John
Leech,
the
cartoonist,
call­
W id th o f R iv e r o r l(e l< h t o f T re e .
claim s on two separate fam ilies and en­ s ts d e p a rtm e n t. Music. A rt (lo c u tio n . u ,u v -
A St. I xju I s civil engineer «ays th at ed upon film and found him In hla joys the unique distinction of being naslutu. F a ll teriu open« Septem l«cr IS.
anyone can be his own surveyor ami study w riting—w riting and sighing at the sou of two m others.—P aris Newa.
S fN D TOR C A T A IO G U t
can a t least approxim ate the distance the monotony of his work.
"W hy don’t you have a holiday."
across a stream or the height o f a
She L e ft T o n S oon,
aesellee g««t«M «eg t r H -
tree o r building by very simple means, raid lx erh, “and tak e your girls to the
fS U ee S ita te
Two young women were seated to­
seaside?"
W e to rlte W ail I>r1lla
according to the New York Pres«.
gether In a Broadw ay car, when a well-
B e lli e t c e r la llr to r e*>rS
1 he great novelist m ade no verbal
I« th e h < in h » m t.
“ Suppose you are standing on the
dressed man of m iddle age entered.
lii« end hah I t « Ionie.
answ
er,
but,
rising
slowly,
plunged
bis
1er«» e«*»«.
bank of the .Mississippi, for Instant*?,
One of the wonm i bowed to him.
W r ite usali »,Har n>e< hue.
and wish to know how wide the river hands to th e very bottom of his pock­
er» weine, W . I l • ín ll.r w ’
"W ho la th a t? ” her companion ask<d.
ouMirent I,I« ,,«e f r.w
is at a p artic u la r point. You can as­ ets, brought these receptacles out,
“ Ile a the fa th e r of one of my chil­
B in a s O R M A C R IB Z B V
OOMVASV, I« » -« -« M a r.
certain the distance w ithin narrow lim­ shook them vigorously w ltto u t eliciting dren." the first sjieaker replied«
rl«ee SV, F e rU e e L Ore
a
ra
ttle
of
coin,
replaced
them
and
then
its w ithout the use of a single In stru ­
W hereupon an elderly spinster of se­
In a ts n tly k ill« lie« on P o u ltry by Its
rame».
I t | a eery pow erful— the etrong-
m e n t Ju st take your stand as near resumed his s e a t
vere countenance, who was seated next, i
e»t o f a ll Il—
e killer«.
I t Is a Ttec-esury
T M DATSV
ln B o p n r e o f S c o tc h w o m e n .
the level of the w ater as possible, look
gaaped and nearly fainted.
remedy, becauae llce-lnfected po ultry can-
F L T Z IL L Z M
***
or th rive. Bold by dealer«.
Made
I t Is not surprising to find th a t
rwtmjr« e ll th e
straig
h
t
across
the
river,
then
draw
“
Isn’t
It
queer,”
the
young
woman
only by Cb««. H . L illy Co., S eattle, Port-
Í le e e n d a t o n i e
land. San Trani-lsco.
down the rim of your cap or the brlui those qualities—intellect, grit and went on, “th a t I should have three
c o m fo rt lo m e r R
ho m e ln S ie le «
strenuous
endeavor—th
a
t
have
brought
pairs of tw ins—nil girls, too?"
of your hat in front of your eyes until
•
¿
‘ ' £ rm u e, « le e |,|n «
ro » m en 4 • »r ry
It touch a rock or sand b ar at the op­ the manhood of Scotland to the front
T he spinster chgnged her seat In a
« le . « w h . re Sloe
e
re in ru hln eu e,«
posite bank of tue stream . Then should also be a market! ch aracteristic h u rry —too quickly to hear any fu rth e r
f in e n , neet and
w
ill no t er>|| <>«
of
Scotchwomen.—Englishwom
an’s
Re­
SPEND
steady your chin w ith your hand In
facts concerning the young wom an's
_______ _
.
...
In ju r e a e r ih ln « ,
J r r thrnn oi.. e and -.mi w ill n<->rr I . » n ‘...«.i it< i« .
view.
such a way as to prevent your head
oubllc school class.—New York Globe.
YOUR VACATION
I f not hep« hp doalrra. e n l «eepeM fo r SOe
B A M 0 U » S O M O S . 1«» X>a**Jk < » » ., a re a li? « . R T ,
moving up or down and slowly tu rn
AT
round half way, until the visor of your
cap or your h at brim cuts the bank
above or below. Then note the place
North Beech, Washington. the leading
MAKE
where the rim touches the bank and,
resort in the N orthw est.
Now open.
having fixed this by your eye, m easure
or pace off the distance from your point
Advantages:
of view to the place where your hat cut
R ig h t on the edge of the ocean
E v e r y part o f t h e b o d y la d e p e n d e n t o n th e b lood for n o u r ish m e n t and
beach.
E lectric lights, «team
the hank, and th is will approxim ately •tr e n g th . W h en t h is lif e stream is flo w in g th r o u g h t h e s y s te m in a s ta te o f
heat, hot and cold «alt w ater in
be th e w idth of the river.
every bath tub , p ub lic bath, p ri­
p u r ity and n c h n e s s w e are a ssu red o f p e r fe c t an d u n in te r r u p te d h e a lth -
vate bath, and poetoffice in the
h a p p ie r
"Suppose, now. you wished to ascer ! h" avUS?
x fXXl 3 n a t u r e ’s s a fe -g u a n í a - a i n s t d ise a se . W h en , h o w e v e r ’
b u ild in g . P rivate d a iry , p riv a te
liv e ry etable, p riv a te vegetable
ts ln the height of a tree o r of a build­ t h e b od y is fed o n w e a k , im p u re o r p o llu te d b lood, th e fiyatein is d ep riv ed o f
garden, p riv a te p ou ltry yard«.
ing or of a telegraph pole. It is easily its str e n g th d ise a se g e r m s c o lle c t, a n d th e tr o u b le is m a n ife ste d in v a r io u s
THE REMEDYi
Amusements
done w ithout instrum ents. When the
m cr,u Ptl.°n8’ r im P ^ s - TM hes an d t h e d iffe r e n t s k in a ffe c tio n s
Two tennis court«, four bow l­
sun Is about one-fourth the way up the s h o w th a t t h e b lood is in a fe v e r ish jx n d d ise a se d c o n d itio n a.s a r e s u lt o f to o
ing alleys, ro ller skatin g, god,
sky, as, for Instance, a t 9 o r 10 o’clock m u c h acid o r t h e p r e se n c e o f so m e Irrita tin g h u m or. S o r e s a n d U lc e r s are
horseback rid in g w ith p rivate
teacher. A b ea u tifu l lake in the
or from 2 to 4 In the afternoon, place th e r e su lt o f m orb id , u n h e a lth y m a tte r in th e blood, a n d R h e u m a tism , C a-
hotel ground«, boat rid in g , b il­
by the side of the tree, building or 5arrh; kSc7 Í " \la ’ .^ o a t a g io u s B lood P o iso n , e tc ., are a ll d e e p -se a te d b lood
liard s, pool, p rivate hotel orches­
tra . tw o piano«, pianola, orches-
pole a stick of known length, say, six d iso rd ers th a t w ill c o n tin u e t o g r o w w orse a s lo n g a s th e p o iso n r e m a in s.
tre lle , excellent dancing p a v il­
ion.
fe e t F asten It in the ground, note ex ­ T h e se im p u r itie s an d p o is o n s find th e ir w a y in to th e b lood in v a r io u s w a v s
actly where ts shadow touches the O ften a s lu g g is h , in a c tiv e c o n d itio n o f th e s y s te m , a n d to rp id sta te o f th¿
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ground several feet away. M easure a v e n u e s o f h p d d y w a ste , le a v e s t h e re fu se and w a ste m a tte r s t o so u r and
the length of the shadow, then m easure form u n c a n d o th e r a c id s, w h ic h are ta k e n up b y th e b lood an d d istr ib u te d
the length of the shadow cast by the th r o u g h o u t t h e c ir c u la tio n . C o m in g in c o n ta c t w ith c o n ta g io u s d ise a se s is
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tree, house or pole, and the sim ple rule a n o th er c a u se for th e p o is o n in g o f th e b lood ; w e a lso breath e t h e g e r m s an d
of proportion determ ines the rest, for ^ ’c r o b e s o f M alaria in to o u r lu n g s , a n d w h en th e se g e t in t o th e b lood in
the length of the stick will bear the su ffic ie n t q u a n tity i t b e c o m e s a carrier o f d ise a se in stea d o f h e a lth . S o m e
same proportion to th a t of the object are so u n fo r tu n a te a s t o in h e r it bad b lo o d , p erh ap s th e d r e g s o f so m e o ld
C L A S S IF IE D
A D S you wish to m easure as the length of c o n s titu tio n a l d is e a s e o f a n cesto rs is h an d ed d ow n t o th e m a n d th e y are
the shadow bears to the shadow of the c o n s ta n tly a n n o y e d a n d trou b led w ith it. Bad b lood is t h e s o u r c e o f a ll d is ­
N O T IC E —The follow ing announcem ents are
e a se , an d u n til t h is v ita l flu id is c le a n se d and purified t h e b o d y is su r e t o
fro m leading business men and firms, and are building or tree."
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YOUR HOME TIES
THE BREAKERS HOTEL
w e ll w orthy your careful reading. T he list
m a y contain Just the proposition you are look­
in g for.
REAL ESTATE
EAST
GREENACRES
The only tracts on the m arket where you can
c o n tra c t to sell your crop. Ten trains a day.
Abundance of water. Price 1150.00 per acre—
e a ry paym ents—come in or w rite for p a rtic u ­
lars.
B & B C H ER A THOMPSON
£pokane, W ashington.
F. N, U.
110 Stevens
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25- 07
H E N w r it in g to a d v e r tis e r «
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r .
planee
Jw
The
P a rs e .
The Invention of the purse was doubt­
less contempornnoeus w ith th a t of
money. The purse Is mentioned In
Old Testam ent history as a p a rt of a
trav e ler’s outfit. When the disciples,
spoken of in the gosiiels, were sent
forth to preach they were commanded
to tak e neither gold nor silver nor brass
In th e ir purses.
P ro n o u n c e d
“ J a w -J a w .”
Some slanderer of w om ankind has
discovered th a t Mlnne-Ja-Ja Is the cor­
rect spelling of the fam ous Indian
m aiden’s name.—Tacom a Ledger.
su ffer in so m e w a y . F o r b lood tr o u b le s o f a n y ch aracter S . S . S . is t h e b e s t
rem ed y e v e r d isco v ered . I t g o e s d o w n in to th e c ir c u la tio n a n d r e m o v e s a n y
an d a ll p o is o n s , s u p p lie s t h e h e a lth fu l p ro p erties it n e e d s, a n d c o m p le te ly
a n d p e r m a n e n tly cu res b lo o d d ise a se s o f
e v e r y k in d . T h e actio n o f S . S . 8 . is s o
th o r o u g h th a t h ered ita ry t a in t s ^re rem oved
an d w ea k , d ise a se d b lood m a d e s tr o n g a n d
h e a lt h y s o th a t d ise a se c a n n o t r e m a in . I t
n iin p i w
a s^ x a -- .
.
cu r e s R h e u m a tism , C atarrh, S c r o fu la , S o r e s
PURELY VEGETABLE and v ic e rs , S k in D is e a s e s , C o n ta g io u s
x x x
.
B lo o d P o iso n , e tc ., an d d o e s n o t le a v e th e
8 lig h t e s t tra ce o f th e tr o u b le fo r fu tu r e o u tb r e a k s. T h e w h o le v o lu m e o f
b lood is r en ew ed a n d c le a n se d a fter a c o u r se o f S . S . S . I t is a ls o n a tu r e ’«
g r e a te st to n ic , m a d e e n tir e ly o f r o o ts, h erb s a n d barks, a n d is a b s o lu te ly
h a r m le ss to a n y p art o f th e sy ste m .
S . 8 . S . is for s a le a t a ll first c la s s
■ rug sto res. B o o k on th e b lood and a n y m ed ica l a d v ic e free to a ll w h o w rite*
S.S.S.
\ntesw trr snEGtnccou
atiamta , ga ^
A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO
D oor not enlargs the
Instru m en t or
change style of caae; mi-chanlsm all below
keyboard; operates piano action abstraot
direct, and precisely m regular piano keys
do, securing the «sine expression as the
a rtis t can by hand; can he e n tire ly removed
irom the piano In five minutes*« tim e, sud
that w ith o u t the use of a screw driver.
W r i t e fo r F r e e B o o k le t
SHERMAN, CLAY & CO.
SPOKANE,
Wash.
SEATTLE, ,
Wash.
P01TLAND,
Orcgaa
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