The Wasco news., December 21, 1906, Image 8

Of tbe children attending
achoola 1 Uj per cent stu tter.
C H R IS T M A S B E L L S .
For that
Dandruff
There is one thing that will
cure it — Ayer’s Hair Vigor.
It is a regular scalp-medicine.
It quickly destroys the germs
w h ich cause th is disease.
The unhealthy scalp becomes
healthy. The dandruff disap­
pears, had to disappear. A
healthyscalpmeansa greatdeal
to you— healthy hair, no dan­
druff,no pimples,no eruptions.
T he b eat k in d of a te stim o n ia l —
“ Sold to r o v e r s ix ty y e a r s .”
A ijers
Msds by J. C. JLytr Co . L o v s U , X i
Aeso ELtnufboturor* o f
F 'lf t e e n th
SlKSlPAJilLLA.
PILLS.
C e n tu r y
la
M e x ic o .
A head.
“ I see th a t Vienna sausages m ust be
canned In Vienna and French sardines
In F rance.”
“ Yes, but th ere’s going to be trouble
when they Insist th a t T urkish cigar­
ettes m ust be made iu Turkey.”—Cleve­
land P lain Dealer.
Each of G erm any’s eight colonies, e x ­
cept Samoa, receives a subsidy greater
th an the revenue it yields.
T R Y IN G E X P E R IE N C E .
S p e n t O v e r $ 1 0 0 in a Vain S e a rc h
fo r H ealth,
Mies Frances G ardner, of 369 Jackson
B oulevard, Chicago, Ills ., w rites:
“ G e n tle m e n :
I h ea rtily endorse
D oan’s K i d n e y
P ills, as I have
found by personal
e x p e r i ence th a t
they are an ideal
kidney ternedy. I
suffered w ith com­
plications of kid
ney com plaint for
nearly five years,
spent over $100 on
useless rem edies,
w niie five boxes of Doan’s K idney Pills
cured me in a few short weeae.
I am
now enjoying th e best of health , have a
fine ap p etite, th e best of digestion, and
restful sleep, all due to your splendid
p ills .’’
Sold by all dealers.
50 cents a box.
F oster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
LARGE
ENGLISH «
BERKSHIRES
P. N. U.
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Ring out In grief. O chim ing liella!
F or In y o u r trem b lin g echo dwelt«
To saddened h e a rts a thought of old,
A p ictu re fram ed In m em ory’s gold.
A vanished face beneath th e snow,
A dream of life ’s sw eet long ago—
King out In g r i e f !
"W h a t fo r? ”
riy p
“ So tlint we can have a revolution.“ I I Io
fu tu re 's
v o te * <>f hope and
Ring o u t In peace, O chim ing bell«!
F or C h rlatm as tid e a message tell«
souls th a t
b ra v e ly
w a it .
And loyal h e a rts too stro n g fo r fnt«
To cru sh to e a r t h —oh. listen , th en :
’Tla “ Peace on e a rth , good will to m en”—
Ring out In peace !
— C la ra I.ce B ucket te, In W ash in g to n Poat.
All th e best b re e d ­ A
ing and in d iv id u a lity .
Y o u n g stock on hand
at all tim es. C orres­
p ondence
so licited.
Satisfaction g u a ra n ­
teed. Address
D. L. KCYT
Perrydale, Oregon
No. 5 1 0 6
H E N w r i t i n g t o ad v e r t le e r * p le a s e
m e n tio n t i l l « p a p e r .
In the darkness ahead there were occa­
sional flares of red flame«, and from them
ascended iong, comet-like tracks of light
th a t flashed into momentary blaze». The
boom of the cannon, the wierd shrieking
of the shells and their sharp explosion
blended in one wild devil’s concert.
The boy from Maine drew back quickly
from the muzzle of the starboard gun No.
1 of the U nited S tates gunboat M ackinaw.
Tbe old gunner standing rigid drew the
lanyard tow ard himself with a sudden
Jerk. There was a deafening ro ar and a
cloud of choking smoke enveloped the gun
crew. A nother shell had been sent into
the solid earthw orks of F ort Fisher.
The boy from Maine rushed forw ard
through the smoke and th ru st the clean­
ing rod into the muzzle of the gun. An­
other of tbe crew dashed a pailfull of
w ater over the long steel tube. Tbe gun
was reloaded and another shell was h u rl­
ed at the sp urts of flame ahead. They
had been doing this a t intervals since the
early afternoon, and now It was almost
m idnight—m idnight of C hristm as eve,
1864.
“Cease firing.” came a hoarse order
out of the dark. The gun crew of No. I
flung themselves down on the sloppy deck
w ith audible sighs of relief. The devil’s
concert did not abate noticeably. The
rem aining vessels of the Federal fleet
were still exchanging com plim ents with
F o rt Fisher.
The old gunner quickly filled his pipe,
and the glow from the bowl half illum in­
ed his wrinkled face now and then.
“ I’u t’s me in mind of a C hristm as eve
I spent at the mine» in C aliforny,” he
remarked, “only it’s ju st a mite worse.”
“ Don’t talk about C hristm as,” said one
of the crew in a husky voice. “ I left
three children at home. They are in bed
now and three little stocking« are hanging
above the fireplace same as always, I
hope. The wife is sitting up a while m ay­
be, a thinking of me or maybe saying a
bit of a prayer. Tton’t like to think of it
when things are so dubious. W hat are
you thinking about, F ritz ? ”
“Of the V aterland—wune,” replied an
unm istakable accent. “ Vat is the m atter
m it the boy? He is alw ays talking be­
fore.”
The boy heard nothing. lie spraw led
on the deck w ith his head on one arm .
The smell of the pine trees and the odor
of boiling maple sap was in his nostrils.
He was many hundreds of miles away
from the M ackinaw, off F ort F isher, back
in the Maine woods with a augaring party.
The smoke of the pine-knot fire was ris­
ing slowly and the golden brown syrup
hissed and bubbled in the kettles. Merry
little shrieks of laughter rang in his ears.
She was there, the pink and white of her
face so prettily emphasized by the mink
tippet. How absurdly small those little
red m ittens seemed in com parison with
h is! How blue her eyes w ere! There
was no one looking—ju st one kiss on
those lips created solely for the purpose—
“ Starboard b atteries commence firing!"
came the hoarse and relentless order from
the darkness.
A none too gentle kick brought the
boy back to the M ackinaw, but her face
looked a t him for an in stan t out of th<
gloom. S tarboard gun No. 1 again adde^
its voice to the devil’s chorus.
The sky began to turn from black tr
gray. “ A C hristm as present,” said th|
gunner grimly as he jerked the lanyard.
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There are two classes of remedies: those of known qual­
ity and which an» permanently beneficial in effect, utting
gently, in harmony w ith nature, when nature needs assist­
ance; and another class, composed of preparations of
unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo­
ra rily, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural
functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of
the remediesof known quality andexcellent e is the ever
pleasant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., which represents the active principles of
plants, known to act most beneficially, in a pleasant syrup,
in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to con­
tribute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor, it is the remedy
of all remedies to sweeten and refresh and cleanse the system
gently and naturally, and to assist one in overcoming consti­
pation and the many ills resulting therefrom. Its active princi­
ples an^
and '4u
quality
and I the
,,,ly are known to physicians generally, ami
thewfort wet with thelf tppro\ .ii, us u < ii a-. vc ith
the favor of many millions of well informed persons who kn now
of their own personal knowledge and from actual experiei
experience
that it is a most excellent laxative remedy We donnt claim that
it w ill cure all manner of ills,but recommend it for w hat it really
represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence,
containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character.
1 here are two classes of purchasers: those who are informed
as to the quality of what they buy and the reasons for the excellence
of articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go
elsewhere when a dealer offers an imitation of any well known
article; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know,
and who allow themselves to he imposed upon. They cannot expect
its beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy.
Io the credit of the druggists of the United States be it said
that nearly all of them value their reputation for professional
integrity and the good w ill of their customers too highly to offer
imitations of the
Genuine—Syrup of Figs
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and in order
to buy tbe genuine article and to get its beneficial effects,
one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of
the Company— California Fig Syrup Co.— plainly printedon the
front of every package. Price, 50c per bottle. One size only.
PUTNAM
J n m p in K
at
a
C o n c ln a lo n .
FADELESS
K
Such
Hear
F r ie n d « .
Grace (d u rin g n ty rin j— I ’m aw fully
a fraid of lightning.
Lola— I don’t see why you should be.
Grace— Why not?
Lola—Because there has to be w m o
thing a ttra c tiv e even for lightning.
GASOLENE ENGINES
Important to Timber Owners
We are p u rch asin g
tor large
tlm t»-r buyer» from »11 part« of the-
co u n try . These m en are Investing In
O re g o n «n<l W ash in g to n ttin tw r lau ds.
I l will ray you to w r ite o« Im m e d ia te ly ,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
P o rtla n d . O reg o n .
Northwestern Guarantee & Trust Co.
Wo do n«»t tak« orders a n d peddle o u r R ubher
h ts m i* , h -«1«, E tc. W n m a n u f a c t u r e o u r
o w n g o o d » . <»ur «••juij m«-nt is th e new est
«nd best m< nay can buy. Writ«, today for o u t
“ R ubber h tsm p C atalogua.”
Lumber Eicfeante B'fl*. Second Floor
T H E I R W I N - H O D S O N C O .,
on your tim b e r land« In th«*so«latee.
Addreaa T im ber I»«q«»rlnieni,
P o rtla n d . O re g o n
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w ill give you com
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We rem ove your bad teeth an d broke
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I
l-owar »tally w a rra n te d , IIJL All «I««» au I
•t, In» at low est price«. W rite tor catalog.
Tommy— S a n ta C laus is coming to din­
ner to-night.
Elsie—Oh ! How do you know?
Tommy— Ma told ine a w hite-haired old
gentleman wag coming and we’d have t«i
be very good.
V a n la h ln v
DYES
Color m ore fo o d « b righter and foster color« than any other dye.
One 1Oc package color» »ilk. w ool and cotton equally w ell and la
iranteed to give perfect results.
Ask d ea le r, or we wiU »end post paid a t t O t • package.
W rite f a r fre a booklet how to d»«u
acte and mi» color».
MONROC DRUG C O .. UniotwiUe. Missouri.
It has often been un hl th a t spiders
are fond of music, hut a French invea-
tlgator, M. Lecnlllou. now asserts th a t
th is Is not true, lie says th a t tb elr
musical sense m ust be attrib u ted m ere­
ly to greed or to hunger. When a fly
Is caught In a spider’s web It buzzes,
and the spider Immediately makes for
the place from which the buzzing
comes. M. Lecaillou, by experim enting
with a violin, sdhie fll<»s, a piano, vio­
loncello and a cornet, found th a t only
those m usical sounds which resemble
the buzzing of tlie flies a ttra cted the
She K n ew .
spiders. The cornet, for instance, in- 1
Sunday School T eacher (iliu stra tin i variably frightened It, and »0 did the
the workings of conscience)— W hat is it, piano.
children, th at makes you feel uncom fort­
able when you have eaten all your C hrist­
mas candy and not given any of it to you!
little friends who had none of their own?
L ittle Ethel Beenthere— Tumach-ache,
ma’am.—Judge.
100 Doses $1
T he L axative
K nown Q uality
c h e e r;
F o r love and Joy will have th e ir b irth
As snow drops sp rin g from Icy e a r th —
ltlu g o u t In cheer !
T o eager
Vitus’
Trim only of H ood's Sarsaparilla, tho
min great blood puriller and general
tonic. Thia reinarkuhle hum lie ine has
effected many radical and p erm anent
cures that are tho wonder of tho world.
It eradicates all hum ors from pim ples
•»'•<! nil Nervous IXs-ssw
to
scrofula.
< ,ir««l by I'r . Kiln«’’* Or* i»l
“ And then?”
“ We’ll put 1dm In au th o rity .’’
“ And then?”
The rule of the Cxar extends over twice j
‘‘Anotiter lender, of course, and an­ a« much contiguous territory ns any oilier i hi usual liquid (form or In chocolated
power iu the world.
i tablets known as S a r a a t a b s . iu>doers$l.
other revolution." W ashington Star.
Ring ou t In cheer, O chim ing lw*Hs!
F or In your peal» a prom ise dw ells
To listen in g h e a rts th a t striv e to h eat
The
100 Doses $1
H e « r e l,
I ” rne»ii«iUlv
lO s io rrr. Mend h>r I I I I l t'J iiis i imtU« «u»l
irvail«». l»r. H. I I . K l l u . , 1-1., M l .lu h H t ., I'UII m .,! ’«.
M nnuer».
A fter answ ering the telephone and
talking Spanish into it w ithout ap p a r­
ently getting results, the clerk a t a
hotel hung up the receiver and re­
m arked :
“ My Spanish Isn’t the best In the
world, I know, but I should think a
m an would know how to talk a t le a st
The fellow ju st talking to me over the
phone couldn't talk enough Spanish to
order a meal, and to save me I couldn’t
m ake him understand, although I know
I used correct language. W hile he was
talk in g an American rushed into the
hotel and up to the desk. “ Say.” he
»aid, “can’t anyone here talk English.
I Just tried to telephone here and the
Idiot trying to talk Spanish over the
phone knows m ighty little about tbe
language.”
“ I w as talking to you,” said the
clerk.
When apologies were made tbe con­
versation continued In English.—Mexi­
can H erald.
T r o u b le
ting out In hope, O chim ing l»ella!
y our clear voice of patien ce tel!«
To w aitin g h e a rts who prom ise yields
No golden fru it o f h arv est field«.
tVhoae g arn ered g rain of to llin g baud
Lies heaped upon a b arren land —
King o u t In hope !
V a in
“ But, Berth»,” said his mother, “you
twked for two cakes ami I gave them
Mother« will find Mrs. W inslow 's "toothing
Aren't you satisfied?“
P yrup th e ts-st rem edy to Use for th e ir chlhlr« » to you.
tu r l u g th e te e th in g period.
“ No, I a in ’t,” growled Bertie. “ You
was so easy I’m kickin' meseif ‘ciitise
( ’o n t l n u o u a P o l i t i c « .
“We m u s t'h a v e a leader,” »«Id a I didn't ask for four." Philadelphia
Ledger.
member of the mob.
CHIRKY PECTORAL.
The antiquary took down a small,
fa t volume, vellum-bound, with a brass
clasp.
•T h is Is a ‘Book of M anners,” * he
•aid . “ It was printed in 147tk Here
are a few ex tra cts.”
And he r e a d :
“Do net gnaw a bone. like a dog,
nor suck the m arrow out of a bone.
“ Iu ¡»eeling a ¡»ear. begin a t the
s t a l k ; but with an apple, beglu a t the
top.
“ Do not wipe tbe hands on the
clothes, nor suck them, but use the
cloth.
“ When you drink. lift the cup I d
both h a n d s : you m ust not d rin k with
cue hand like a wagoner when he h
greasing his cart wheels.
“ W ipe yonr nose and m outh when
you have drunk, and do not cough into
th e cup.
“ Do not e a t an apple all alone, but
cut it in two and give a neighbor a
piece.
“Do not use your own knife to cut
your m eat if the host has set a knife
of his own at your place.
“Do not spread b u tter on bread with
your thum b.”
B n l ie l
:lng o at In Joy. O chim ing bell«!
or In your melody th ere dwell«
The music g lad of C hrist mas tide.
On every h e a rth sto n e fa r an d wl< K
Mid rosy lips, w ith la u g h te r sw eet,
.'he happy songs of life re p e a t—
liln g ou t lu Joy !
German
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WHERE YOU CAN GET AT IT WHEN NEEDED.
PRICE 23c A N D 30c
,
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