The Wasco news., January 18, 1900, Image 4

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T h ey M u st Be S t r o n e , fo r T h ey H ave
H e a v y L o a d s to C arry,
A C a t a* a F i r e - A l a r m .
Thread Every Day
H ad it not been for the mewing of a
pet cat for tw o or more hours early the
Makes a Skein in a Year."
other m orning the K isth ard t home
would probably have been burned to
One sm all disease germ carried by the
th e ground w hile m euibets of the fam ­
ily w ere asleep, says the P h iladelphia blood through the system w ill convert a
P ublic Ledger. Several pieces of hot healthy human body to a condition o f in­
Sir R obert Ball m akes the statem ent coal fell from the kitchen stove on the validism . Do not w a it until you are bed­
th a t of 30,000,000 suns the existence floor and ignited the carpet. The ridden. Keep your blood pure and life-giv­
Hood's Sarsaparilla
can be proved scientifically. Around flames spread slowdy, but harassed the ing all the tim e.
each sun its p lan ets revolve. T he elec­ ca t to the exten t th a t it m ade itself accomplishes this as nothing else can.
tric flash w hich girdles the ea rth seven heard. Members of the fam ily were
tim es in less th an a second m ight aw akened, and coming dow nstairs they
travel stra ig h t ahead for eighteen hun­ found the kitchen in smoke. H ad the
dred years and not reach the fa rth e st fire spread to the pantrv, w here some
dynam ite was stored, the house m ust
' of these know n suns.
have been blown up.
Fishing is the favorite pastim e of a
T he e a rth ’s orbit, like those of such
Rock Rapids ( la .) dog. I t sw im s out
N e w C a b le L i n e s .
o th er celestial bodies as can be closely
F r a n c e is d e p e n d e n t u p o n E n g la n d fo r into the w ater and catches the fish in
studied, is elliptical, but not to such
n e w s o f t h e T r a n s v a a l w a r . b e c a u s e t h e j^g n io U t h .
an ex ten t th a t th e v ariation from a cir­ c a b le s a r e u n d e r t h e ir c o n t r o l, a n d s h e is
cle could be detected by tbe eye w ere r e a d y to s p e n d a v a s t s u m o f m o n e y to
the orbit reduced to proportions th a t fr e e h e r s e lf. T h is is lik e m a n y p e o p le w h o
P O R T L A N D D IR E C T O R Y .
the eye could grasp. Its long aud h a v e d y s p e p s ia , s p e n d a f o r tu n e s e e k in g
d e liv e r a n c e . T h e y s h o u ld tr y H o s t e t l e r s
F e ile t- a i-tl W ir e W o r k s .
short d iam eters differ only In the ratio (S to m a ch B t t t e r s . I t n e v e r f a ils t o c u r e
of fifty-nine to sixty.
T he moon's d y s p e p s ia , C o n s tip a tio n a n d b il io u s n e s s . PORTLAND WIItK A IKON WORKS; WIRR
and irou fe n c in g ; office r a ilin g , e tc . X-W A lder.
g reatest distance from the e a rth 's ceu
The in h ab itan ts of W inton. E ngland,
te r is 252,000 miles, its least distance
M a c h in e r y a n il S u p p l i e s .
believe th a t w ith the close of the cen­
221,700 miles.
In the B atignolles tunnel, near P aris, tu ry the w orld w ill come to an end.
The study of the question of rem ounts
for Eugiish cavalry on led an and
colonial service has brought out the un­
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expected result th a t of all the breeds
fi» 6>
“I saw you kissing my d aughter. I of horses supplied to th e British cavalry
c3
don’t like it, sir.” “Then you don’t in India th e A u stralian chargers are
th e least fitted for the condition* of
know w h at’s good, sir.”—Life.
“ W h at’s the difference betw een foot­ th e life. They are difficult to a .c li
m atize and. though fa m y satisfacto ry
(HAT is provoking!”
T
For th e young w oman w as my trav ball and w ar?” “ Foot ball Is w ar w ith­
iu cantonm ent and ou peace duties,
T h e « h o r ta to r y P u b lis h in g C orepR zy, B o*-
out
any
hum
an
object
in
view.—Ex.
The exclam ation escaped my eling com panion of the week before.
to n . Ma««., w ill pay *4.300 la caan prize«, ran<-
they break dow n rapidly under ba.d-
Ups
In
spite
of
the
fact
th
a
t
I
was
“
I
th
ink,”
said
she,
la
ter
in
the
even
T
eacher
(angrily)—W
hy
d
en’t
you
an-
ia < fro m *100 to * *u0 e a ch , to th o se w h o w ill t e ll
sbips of a cam paign aud can scarcely
la w r lt lb f som a u n u su a l e z p e r ie a c e , t h r illin g
traveling alone.
lng. when we found a m inute to chat sw er my question, Bobby? H is broth-
a d v e n tu r e , o r fa s c lu a tiu g frea k o f th e im a g in ­
stand even a m onth’s outing during
Yet not alone. F o r tn the seat w ith alone, “ th a t I have some property be-
Tommy (answ ering for him)—
a tio n ia a s It»
t y le tn a t w ill T
& t e r e s t th e h u n d r e d s
in
th e heavy m aneuxers in cold w eather.
e f th o a sa n id
o a s o f read er« o f T a « B l a c k C a t , me sa t a p retty young trav elin g com­
longing
to
you.
I
picked
up
the
photo-
Please,
sir,
he’s
got
a
pepperm
int
in
t h s u n iq u e « h o rta to ry m a g a z in e w h ich has
The
experim ent of m ounting th e cavalry
panion,
one
whom
I
had
not
seen
be­
graph as It fell off your lap. It had his speech.—Tit-Bits.
w en th e t it le o f “ T h e « to r y -t e llin g h it o f th e
on A rabs w as tried some tim e ago, but
e e a tu r v ’ T h is P rize c o m p e titio n is o p e n to
fore and who m ust have come in and come out of the envelope, and seeing
Miss
T
hirty-sm
ith
(severely)—A
man
a ll, a nd e a ch s to r y w ill be Judged s o le ly up on
occupied the place while I had dozed t h a t it was a picture of myself, I kepi should never call on a girl a fte r d rin k ­ th eir com paratively sm all size and
it* m erit* w ith o u t regard to th e nam e or r ep u -
light m ake was considered to m ake
ta tio n o f ita w riter; hut n o i t o r y w i l l be e o n a td -
off.
It”
ing. Ja ck S w ift (cheerfully)—T h at’s a
• r e d a t a l l n a l e t » i t i« sen t e t r i e t l v i n a r r o r d -
Yes- 1 ha<1 b*^n flve m inutes asleep
• a e uKtK, p n n u d e o n a u io n i M Z h ^ M ia
“You m ust have been Interested ir fact. Many a man has become engaged them un su itab le for c a r.y ng the bur­
ma jir 'i f re«, p o s ta g e p a id , to a n y o n e , to g e th e r and in th a t brief in terv al th ere had hap- I the le tte r I read vou on the cars ”
den of eighteen stoue which the British
in ju s t tb a t w ay.—Puc-k.
w ith h o
6 corapieie
c o m p le te • M[tdff,en
pec I me a
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' trooper w ith his accouterm ents is sup-
—
p>-n»-<I som ething which caused me to i “ I was.
s to r ie s , an d m a n y o f th e
F u d d y —You call money “stam ps,” I>osed to average. T his arg u m en t has
n a m es a nd a d d r e s se e , a«
exclaim in the w ay I did.
I will not try to picture the aurprlsr
r efer e n c es, o f t h s m e n and
, W hen I lay back my head In th e fast- of my frit ad C harley, nor will 1 tel! don’t you? D uddy—And money is cur­ however, been disproved by the ex­
w om en in a ll p a rts o f Am­
rency. So 1 suppose when you speak perience of the O m durm an cam paign,
e rica w ho h a r e r e c e iv e d
w hirling train , to th in k a moment, I j how I won th e girl.
over tau.OOOcash fo r B l a c k
held In my hand a photograph. It was ‘ But I will mention th a t the proudesl P aD eIastic curreucy -v ou refer to ru b ’ through which the T w enty-first lancers
C a t e t o r ie s ,a ls o in fo r m a ­
tio n o f r ea l v a lu e to a il
In a cabinet envelope, aud, stran g e to j o rnam ent of my library table is a ca b I °e r sta n jPs- Bostou T ra n sc rip t
i w ere carried by S yrian A rabs of the
w ho a re in t e r e s t e d in
say, I had not yet looked a t It.
Inet photo from w hich the sw eet face ol
D id n t IIlove him: “ Well, did the boss sam e class as those sold in th e Indian
e a rn in g m o n ey a t h o m e.
CAWSTON i CO.; EN G IN E S. BOILERS, MA-
Send a d d r e ss a t o n c e , as
c h in e r y , supplies. 4S-5O F irst St., P ortland, Or.
Incandescent electric lamps, arranged
I leaned fo rw ard in th e seat and tried my w ife looks a t me.
S-Ve Y°u a raise?” “No.” “ Not even m arkets.
D K A F N K S S CANNO T BK
CVRKD
th c 'c o D t e s t c lo s e s M arch »1st. T h e S h o r t-
—
) when you told hm you had grow n gray
Even the ordinary country-bred horse in row s along th e tunnel w alls, are to
Ito ry P u b lis h in g Cc , « 4 H ig h -H a r tfo r d St., to search the aisle p ast my traveling
JO H N
PO O LE,
P o r t l a n d , O rkoow .
iio s to n , Maas.
y lo ca l a p p lic a tio n s, as th ey can n ot reach th e
companion, then I looked under the
O P P O S E D BY TH EIR OWN SEX
5n bis serviee?” “ Xo- G ave me the of India would be likely to be a more be autom atically Illum inated and ex­ B
d isea sed p ortion of th e ear. T here is o n ly o n e c a n g iv e y o u t h e b e s t b a r g a in s in g e n e r a l
seat, then back of I t
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nam e of a good hair-dye.”—Puck.
serviceable anim al in actu al w ar than tinguished by passing trains, the rim s w ay to cu re d e a fn ess, and th a t is by c o n s titu ­ m a c h in e r y , e n g in e s , b o ile r s , t a n k s , p u m p s ,
tio n a l rem ed ies. D eafness is c a u sed by an in ­ p lo w s , b e lt s a n d w in d m ills . T h e n e w
A p p r e c ia te d th e P la y .
“ It m ust have fallen out Of the win- ! R eason W h y W om en F a il o f R e co g n i
Mr. Snell—W hat are you crying for, th e large-fram ed and more Imposing- of th e ca r w heels operating the electric flam
ed c o n d itio n of tb e m u co u s lin in g of th e
The following is from an essay w rit­ dow ,” I said to myself.
tio n in D e p a r tm e n ts.
sw
itches.
The
lam
ps,
being
each
of
Elsie? H is little d au g h ter—I’ve ju s t looking “w aler.” Of foreign horses
E u sta c h ia n T ube. W hen th is tu b e g e ts in ­ s t e e l I X I. w in d m ill, s o ld by h im , is u n ­
flam
ed
o n h a v e a ru m b lin g so u n d or im p er ­ e q u a lle d .
ten by a sch«Mjllx>y, aged ten, on a play
At th is the young lady m urm ured:
“W hy Is It th a t women are practical read th a t th e diam ond mines may be used as rem ounts for B ritish cavalry ten candle power, and placed a t the fect b ea r y in
g , a ud w h en it is e n tir e ly clo sed
he had been to see: “ The villun curled
H ave you lost an y th in g ?”
ly debarred from receiving prom otions exhausted In seven years, and it’s eight abroad those supplied by South Amer height of the car w indows, will serve d ea fn ess is tlie resu lt, and u n less th e in fla m m a ­
n ca n be ta k en o u t and th is tu b e rest >red to
his m ostarsh and seezing th e pure vur-
“ l e i , ” said I, “and, to m ake the m at to the higher places in the governm eni before my coining o ut!—Jew eler»’ lea to th e troops In South A frica to illum inate th e Interior of th e pass­ tio
its n o rm a l c o n d itio n , h ea rin g w ill be destroyed
gin shreekn ha ha m ine or deaths bind te r more em barrassing. It w as th e pic­ service?” asked a governm ent clerk of Weekly.
forever; n in e ca ses o u t ot ten are caused’ by
seem to be tlie m ost satisfactory. ing coaches, th u s superseding the use ca
S c ie n t i f ic a lly m a d e —
ta rrh , w h ic h is n o th in g bu t an in fla m ed
is on ruy head th is dagger atal»s thee to tu re of a young and b eau tifu l girl, th e a q u a rte r of a ce n tu ry ’s experience. I “ From w h at I hear, Mr. Earnestly,
T h e r e fo r e t h e be « t
“Coming from a grass country.” says of lights In the train.
c o n d itio n of th e m u co u s surfaces.
thy uterm oet »ole ha ha vengnnze. finest of her sex.”
w ill g iv e O ne H un dred D ollars for any
1 lie question w as p ut to several ladies th a t son of yours a t college is a llttl» a correspondent of ihe Tim es ou the
A F rench scientific Journal, L ’Elec- • ca We
of D eaine88(caiiaed by ca ta rrh ) th a t ca n
But the good hent comes and says O
“ You pique my curiosity,” said my In th e T reasu ry D e p a rtm e n t Before fast.” “A little fast!” repeated the old subject, “ w here th e breeders think triclen, describes an electric su b stitu te n o se
t be cured by H a ll's C atarrh Cure. Bend for
Kevins stu r won step and thy ded body companion.
circu
la rs, free.
C ash paid for S to n e A rrow s, Sp ears,
any one of them had tim e to reply the m an disdainfully. “ He holds the ama- nothing of w orking a horse bard thirty for the b arb er’s scissors. I t consists
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
lies a t my door. Lay won parm on th e
P ip e s,A x es,e tc . W rite a nd sen d o u t­
“ Well, mine was piqued also,” said I, questloner proceeded to an sw er his te u r record as a 100-yard sp rin ter.”— to forty miles a day w ith sixteen stone of a comb, carry in g along one side of
Sold by D ru ggists, 75c
lin e s to H . V . H a m i l t o n , T w o I t i v e r s , W ls .
vurgius korpse and it was b etter if you “ but, owing to my stupid fashion of
H a ll's F a m ily P ills are tb e best.
own Interrogatory.
: D etroit F ree Press.
Its
row
of
teeth
a
platinum
w
ire
on bis back, a class of anim al has
was drowned w ith a m illstone. A varn t falling asleep In a railroad tr'L n, I am
I n o l il o who bad tssre-
It is because they are held back by
W allace—T here Is nothing like m atrl- grow n up which, w hile it has the con through w hich flows an electric cu r­
I t is not generally know n th a t R u d ­
iy made expensas with a
avarnt from the
sw eet
korpses afraid It will never be gratified unless
cheap W ell Drilling Out­
mem iers of th eir own sex,” he said, mony to m ake a man appreciate the stitu tlo n and stam in a w anting In the rent. As the comb passes through the yard K ip lin u g ’s lull nam e is Joseph
p resunz.”
fit took our advice and
I am fo rtu n ate enough to see the orlg-
‘ ome tim e ago a lady in one division value of money. F erry —T h a t’s so. A A ustralian, has also the w eight and locks to be shorn, the heated w ire in­ Rudyard K ipling.
bought one o f our m o d ­
lginal some day.”
e r n end « r s t - c la * » .......
I know of was so favorably regarded dollar a m an gives to his wife does bone which are lacking In the A rab and stantaneously severs the hairs, leaving
H ia T e r m s W e r e A c c e p t e d .
“H ow Interesting,” said th e p retty th a t she would have been m ade chief i look bigger to him th an any other dol-
TO C U R E A C O L D IN O N E D A Y
G eneral Jonbert, when he was in
■which would be essential if our cavalry them of even length, and sealing the
girl beside me.
cut ends as In the ordinary process of Take L axative Bromo Q uinine T ablets.
New York city a few years ago as th e
of th a t division, b ut as soon aR her lar.—C incinnati E nquirer.
on
foreign
service
were
called
upon
to
md did WT.OOO worth o f drilling with It lest year,
Seeing th a t «he w as In a mood to al­ prospects becam e known her fellow
guest of H enry George, told w ith m od­
Uncle H ir a m - W h a t kind er thing Is frneet on equal term s cavalry m ounted singeing w ith a taper. A sim ilar de­ A ll druggists refund the money if it -here (irr men who refuse to takagood art vie« when
:t Is offered them on a ellv er platter! Clrrularffre©.
fails
to
cure.
S
.
W.
G
rove’s
signature
vice
Is
a
curling
Iron,
kept
a
t
an
even
esty of his negotiations w ith th e B rit­ low’ me, a chance traveling companion, ‘ ‘ r s 0
««line sex »ecame indlg- tj,a t th a t w om an's got on her neck, bn
E uropean-bred
anim als.”—San
■ O O M IS O l N Y M A N , - T I F F I N , O H IO .
ish a t M ajnba h ill and his eyes sp a rk ­ to converse w ith her, I said: “ It Is too
tem p eratu re by an electric w ire In the is on each box. 25c.
an an un e n a protest. They d e -M a n d y ? H is niece—T h a t’s a chinchil- F rancisco Chronicle.
u
tterly
provoking!”
H
ere
I
hesitated.
clared th a t they could never w ork un a collar, uncle. Uncle H iram —C h in -
led as he recited his reply to th e B rit­
Interior.
A novelty is the cold storage of hops.
BUY THE GENUINE
“Tell me about It,” said she.
d er her; th a t they would a thousand ?hiller, bey? I w an t to know! Blessed
ish com m ander-in-chief. “ I t does not
Prof. E. C. P ickering of the H arv ard This is done in several places in E ng­
LAW
AS
IN
TERPRETED
.
Well,
’
salu
I,
“as
you
probably
live
tim es ra th e r have a m an th an a woman if I d id n 't think *twas a chin-w arm er.
com port w ith th e se,’’ said the B ritish
O bservatory suggested a few m onths land.
general, pointing to the decorations on tn the E ast, and as I live In the far to ‘boss’ them . T hey w ouldn’t allow —B azar.
A su rety who has been obliged to pay ago the desirability of constructing an
W
est,
and
as
there
Is
no
probability
of
O n ly S a f e M e d ic in e fo r C h i l d r e n .
h er to ‘lord It over them .’
his breast, “ to accede to yoor te rm s.”
... M A NUFACTURED BT ...
“ How’ still they are,” rem arked Mrs the obligation is held. In Pace vs. Pace extrem ely long telescope for the pur­
T he ten d er lit tle in sid e s of c h ild r e n are
To w hich said Jo n b ert, pointing to his our ever seeing the people or even of
T h a t Is only a sam ple o f many
(Va.),
44
L.
R.
A.
459,
to
have
the
right
r
u
in
ed by v io le n t purges, p ills or liq u id s. Cas- | CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
pose
of
photographing
sta
rs
and
plan­
knowing,
as
fa
r
as
you
a
re
concerned,
Fogg,
apropos
of
tlie
young
couple
in
c a rets are p lea sa n t, harm less, effe c tiv e . D r u g -1
riflem en: “ And it does not com port
cases. W om en can be depended upon
o r NOTE T H E NAM E.
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who they are, I will tell you about It. I to antagonize women u n d er such cir­ the nex t room. “ Yes,” replied Mr. .to prove the en tire debt ag ain st the ets. H e now announces th a t the money g ists, 10c, 25c, 50c.
w ith those to offer any o th e rs.”
in
so
lv
en
t
estate
of
his
cosurety
aud
re­
needed
has
been
given
by
anonym
ous
think I can do so w ithout Im propriety,”
Fcgg,
“it
rem
inds
me
of
my
arm
y
days.
cum stances. Not only did they do sc
Some n atu ra lists believe th a t hares
ceive dividends upon the en tire debt friends of science, and th a t a telescope
IMPROVED
T h e N o m e G o ld F i e l d s
laughed I, “specially as it is a love a f­
In th e case I have cited, b u t they a c t­ It w as alw ay s w onderfully quiet Just until ^reimbursed th a t half of the com of the desired kind, having an ap ertu re never drink, b u t get enough liquid for
L IV E R
fair,
and
all
the
world
loves
a
lover.”
The first m ap folder or c irc u la r re ­
ually gave the m arble h ea rt and the ley previous to an e n g a g e m e n t”—Boston mon burden which belonged to the co­ of tw elve inches and a length of a t th e ir needs in the dew on the grass they Ol^,E p OR A D O SE . Cure sick H esdsch«
At this the pretty girl looked Intensely
I'ra
n
sc
rlp
t
specting the K londike gold strik e of
« « « “ »’ • « m p l * a n d Purify tha
hand to th is w om an a fte r they d efe at­
su rety .
least 100 feet, will probably be ready e a t
I B1<x>d. Aid I ’lgcstion andPrevent Biliousness Da
1808 was issned by th e N orthern Pacific eager, and I prepared m yself to tell the ed her prospects of promotion. I am
D iplom acy: Mrs. Neighbors—I ad­
not Gripe orSicken. To convince vou, we w ill m sll
w
ithin
a
few
w
eeks
for
trial
a
t
Cam
­
;
F
o
r
the
dam
ages
caused
by
the
ere
c­
V
IT
A
L
IT
Y
low,
debilitated
or
exhacsted
cured
by
story
of
the
lost
photograph.”
railw ay. I t is more th a n a coincidence
►ample free, o r fu li box forZ5c. D K . H O S A N K O
vertised for a plain cook la st week, but
Dr. Kline's Invigorating Tonic. P iC E K fl Trial C
bridge. The Instru m ent is to be placed Bott:?
O ., F b l l a d a . , P e n n s . Sold by D ruggists.
“ I can best begin,” said I, “by read ­ satisfied th a t one of th e m ost Influen­ ild n ’t receive a single reply.
th a t the first m ap folder ■ r pham phlet
containing 2 W eeks’ treatment. Dr. Kline’s
Mrs. tion of a pesthouse near the residence
tial
obstacles
to
women
In
th
e
ir
effort
Instilóte. 931 Arch St., Philadelphia. Founded 1971.
In
a
horizontal
position,
and
a
m
ova­
ing
you
a
letter.”
of
a
person.
It
Is
held.
In
Clayton
vs.
of the Nome m ining d is tric t comes
S’extdoor—T ake my advice aud adver-
Curable
T aking from my pocket a le tte r In a to secure equal recognition w ith meu ise for a good-looking kitchen lady, H enderson (Ky.), 44 L. R. A. 474, th a t ble m irror will reflect th e light of the
from the same source. The present
H alf a century ago nails w ere slow ly
com es from th eir own sex.”
sta rs Into th e object glass.
the
city
Is
liable,
n
otw
ithstanding
the
Without
the Use of Knife.
folder not only contains a good m ap of m an’s w riting, I read aloud this p a ra ­
w
rought
one
a
t
a
tim
e
w
ith
ham
m
er
The m ao who had asked and answer- and you’ll be o verrun w ith apllca- fact th a t It is erected w ithin a mile of
A ddress DR. NEW K IR K , M ountain H om e, Ida.
F igures are som etim es Im pressive and anvil.
th e Nome d istric t, b u t is em liellished graph:
ed th e questions then moved off before Jo n 9 ~ C h icag o News,
“She Is a beauty, Ned. and no mis­
the city, In violation of a sta tu te which sim ply by being so stupendous th a t
w ith several cuts of view s a t Nome C ity
M o th e r s w ill fin d M rs. W i n s l o w ’s S o o t h ­
his audience of lady clerks had an op- *‘So our friend Is going to leave poli- expressly m akes the officers liable,
SOI.K AGENCY
the hum an mind grasps them w ith diffi­ in g S y r u p t h e b e s t r e m e d y t o u s e fo r t h f ’V
and th e beach where th e m ethod of take. I am wild for you to come E ast po rtu n ity to reply to his assertio n s.—
“
H
e
is,”
answ
ered
Senator
Sor-
W o r t h in g t o n
aud
meet
her.
She
is
a
Southern
girl,
c
h
ild
r
e
n
d
u
r
in
g
t
h
e
t
e
e
t
h
i
n
g
p
e
r
io
d
.
w
ithout
declaring
th
at
the
city
is
li­
culty.
An
E
nglish
physicist
In
a
recent
m ining is clearly shown. All inform a­
W ashington Star.
{hum, “if he know s w h a t’s good for
8 te a m P u m p s
lecture. In order to bring to the com­
able.
tion obtain ab le regarding sailin g dates b u t comes N orth now and then to see
a n d W a te r
lim .” " I t is too bad to lose him ; be
H enry Jam es, the novelist, does m ost
prehension
of
his
hearers
the
Idea
of
from Seattle aud Tacoma, through her grandm other or aunts, or som ething
A deed to a son of the g ran to r and
M e te rs .
V r o d e t t u o f th e P re se n t.
.vas such an accom plished wire-pull-
of his w riting a t n ig h t.
o
f
th
a
t
s
o
r
t
M
akes
her
h
ead
q
u
arters
u
lth
n
a
t?
particles
of
w
ater,
said
th
a
t
rates, etc., is given in th is book and
P u m p in g P la n ts o l
It is through lack of inform ation th a ir.” “ Yes; b ut be got bold of a live “his own brothers aud sisters,” is held,
a
t
Boston.
A
n
y C apacity
the public cautioned so go to the agents
T w o h o t t ie s o f I’ i s o ’s c u r e fo r c o n s u m p ­
In M orris vs. Caudle (III.), 44 L. It. A. if he w ere to em pty a tum bler contain­
th e v endetta is referred to to day as an •vire.—W ashington Star.
T A I I'M A B O W E N
tio n c u r e d m e o f a h a d l in g t r o u b le .— M rs.
ing
h
alf
a
pint
of
w
ater,
letting
out
of the N. P. Ry., who are supplied
“ But th a t Is t not th e best p art of it. in stitu tio n of th e past. V endettas—
29 to 3 5 F 'r n t S t r e e t , P o r t l a n d , O r .
“Ob, Tom!” exclaim ed the bride of 489. to give no interest to a child born each second a num ber equal to one J . N ic h o ls . P r in c e t o n , I n d ., M ar. 26, 1895.
M ach inery—A ll K in ds.
I . could
w ith diagram s of the A laska steam ers, Ned.
a short time a fte r the execution of the
fa
.
J ° Ve her for her Pretty I blood feuds—exist to-day not only in b ix
m
onths,
“w
h
at
do
you
think?
thousand tim es the population of the
,gOOd q ’la,lt,es- But. Sicily, S ard in ia and Corsica,
and arrange in advance for th e ir accom ­ tf in»h tndt i r ,
The quickest w ink ou record is about
deed.
And,
although
the
deed
was
not
but iu j Mother says she w an ts her body cre-
m odations ra th e r than to p u t off th is also for her m o n e y 'T h in k T f
K eutuckf and oth er of the southern | nated.” “ She does, eh?” said the hus- delivered until a fte r the birth and also earth , It would require som ew here be­ one-sixth of a second.
tw een 7,000,000 and 47,000,000 years to
very im p o rtan t business n u til they
I m p r o v e d T r a in K q u lp in e n t .
cool million all In her r v..
’ , k A aUd " 'e8ttTn s ta ,e s > and also a t tim es >and; “ well, tell her to get ready, and th e death of the child. It was held to
em pty the tum bler. Lord K elvin says
reach Pnget Sound. There is no doubt
give
no
in
terest
to
either
the
child
or
T he O. R. & N. and Oregon Short
FraDCC’
l ’U t a k e b e r ° Y e r
tb e crem atory the
th
a
t
If
a
drop
of
w
ater
were
magnified
but w hat there w ill be a very consider­ into It last Ja n u a ry . She is've^y
those claim ing under him.
L ine have added a buffet, smoking and
,* L
,
ir s t th in g in th e m orning.”- E x .
to th e size of the earth the particles
able passenger business from th e m id ­ erously Inclined. T alks a g reat deni ’
library car to th eir Portland-Chicago
P erm ittin g a shivered pane of glass
about
ch
arltv
and
all
th
a
t
But
I
think
i
n
iaPP<‘ue
recently
th
a
t
an
Young
lady
(to
m
arried
sister)—Do
dle and eastern states and a very heavy
But I think A lbanian w hose relativ e had been tell me an ap p ro p riate present to give to rem ain in a window above a street would lie betw een the size of cricket through tia in , and a dining car service
A lw a y s ch eaper
balls and th a t of footballs.
If th a t
could be
business from the Pacific coast states her ch aritab le Impulses
In tb e e n d th a n a n y se e d s
has been inauguarated. The train is
w
here
pedestrians
are
frequently
pass­
ci
ed
bj
a
T
urkish
vizier
shot
the
j.
new
baby.
M
arried
sister—I
know
curbed. At least, I shall try It
sta te m en t Is correct, the drops of w a t­
to the Nome d istric t n ext spring.
th a t o n ly c o a t h a lf a s m u c h .
My chancefi are excellent H er folks v,zkir’8 ^ n“ w h,cb is a t leas* « p artial just the tb in g -tb e s e little jew eled ing, w hen th ere is an ap p aren t danger er in all th e oceans are not m any tim es equipped w ith the latest ch air cars,
T e s te d , tr u e to n a m e , fresh a n d
For folders, rates, etc., call on A. D.
day
coaches
and
luxurious
firet-class
of
the
pieces
falling
or
being
shaken
i
,
„r
’ exem plification of th e vendetta.
r elia b le . A l w a y s th a b e a t. A sk
In safety-pins. Baby, darling, had one
as num erous as the particles, or mole­
C harlton, Asst. Gen. Pass. A gt., P o rt­ stric test of Bostonians, like me. She is A..o»u„ » k
and ordinary sleepeis. D irect connec­
for F e r r y ’s — ta k e n o o th e r s .
land, O r., or send a tw o cent stam p to not Indifferent; w rites to me regularly. I A rab ia th e 8J’ste ui is to-day in full given him six m onths ago and I have out by the wind, or otherw ise. Is held, cules, in a single drop.
Write for 19utl Seed Anoasl.
tion made at G ranger w ith U nion P a­
In
D
etzur
vs.
B.
Stroll
Brew
ing
Com­
operation,
a
ta
c
t
w
hich
is
so
well
un-
worn
it
ever
since.—H
arlem
Life,
» . M . F E R R Y A C O .,
Chas. 8. Fee, G eneral Passenger Agent, A ccepts the trifles I send her. And
cific,
and
at
Ogden
w
ith
Rio
G
rande
U e t r e l t , M ic h .
pany
(Mich.I,
44
L.
It.
A.
500,
to
bo
St. Paul, M inn., and he w ill m ail you 8(‘em s to think th ere may be somebody derstood th a t offenses sufllcent to s ta r t, ..W h at did Noah live on when the
G E T S IDEAS W ITH O U T MONEY.
line,
from
all
points
in
Oregon,
W
ash­
such
negligence
as
will
create
a
lia­
a
i.im
o
*
ngs
a
re
rarely
com
m
itted,
flood
had
subsided
and
his
provisions
w
orth
having
up
here
In
the
North,
the Nome folder.
am a cons < e ia b e degree of order Is |n th e ark w ere ex h au sted ?” asked a bility to a person who is struck by a H o w a S to r y W r ite r S ecure« S e q u e ls ington and Idaho to all E astern cities.
even if she is a Southern girl.
For inform ation, rates, etc., call on
C a lle il fo r W h a t H e D i d n ’t W a n t .
a n d D oes N o t P a y fo r T h em .
“ Well, Ned, I deserve her. I can thereby preserved.
W ashington Sunday school teacher of piece of the glass while ou the side­
A New Jersey burglar who was m ake a woman happy, though I am
“T here’s a man who has tw enty clev- any O. R. & N. agent, or address W.
As it is generally understood th e ven- ________
her class. “ ______
I know , ,” squeaked
________ a little w alk below the window.
u r'i>urt, General Passenger Agent,
caught aud thrashed by h is intended afraid th at I should never have fallen j ,le tta originated in th e follow ing prac- girl, a fte r the oth ers had given
The right of a city to take a bond e r fellows w orking for him ; they give
IT rCHING Piles produce moist ure a n d e e u a e it< hinn.
up.
°itla n d . ______________ ___
victim yelled “ Police!” lie probably so desperately in love w ith her if «he i t , c e : A n a s sa «s iu w as never allow ed “ Well, w h at?” inquired the teacher. from a stree t contractor to keep a street him th eir best brain power, aud yet
w o u ld n ’t have done it, com m ents the had been poor.
A S y n d ic a te B a b y .
, to escape. T he responsibility of punish “D ry land.”
and pavem ent in repair for five years none of them have ever secured a dol
Chicago T im es-H erald, if he had
DR! BOSAN KÓ. Phifada^ P k
At New Brunswick, N. J ., a syndi­ me about jour e
“Good-by. Glad yon are coming E ast nieQt w as assum ed by th e n earest blood
a fte r perform ing tbe co n tract is denied lar for It!”
Its
B
eauty
D
eparted:
W
ife
(rushing
thought there was any danger of b rin g ­ soon. I Inclose the picture of my beau- relations of bis victim . T here m u st be
■
’
It
w
as
2
o’clock
In
a
down-town
res­
cate
of
foster
m
others
may
G
er­
In
P
o
rtland
vs.
P
ortland
Bitum
inous
ing an officer upon the scene.
tlfu l heiress. Send It back to me. I ' blood, a d eath for a d ea th .—New York tow ard shop w indow )— Oh, look herel P aving and Im provem ent Company ta u ra n t and the speaker nodded tow ard tru d e Davison, of Carm an street, and Weak and
H usband—Well. I declare! T here is
w ant you to see how she looks. Youre W orld.
T r u ly T e r r i b l e .
jn e of the tete-a-tete lam ps you were (Ore.), 44 L. R. A. 527. when the bond a small, d ark man who sat a t a table a bring her up on the cooperative plan. Worn-Out People
“C H A R L E Y .”
Can secu re h e a lth an d s tr e n g th —e a n do
“ Y es,” said the m illin er, “ th e su i­
adm iring a t Mrs. De Style’s. W ife covers in effeci all injuries liable to Yew feet aw ay. The little man Is a The syndicate baby is 11 m onths old.
O b j e c t s t o F o o t b a l l H a ir .
it q u ic k ly by u sin g
Now, Isn’t th a t provoking?” said I
cide of Mrs. D restokil is a te r r ib le ,
(suddenly
stopping) — H orros!
I t’s arise from w hatever source and is not w riter of sh o rt stories of a thrilling ami H er m other, M rs. John Davison, died
P b in eas T. Louusbury, ex-governor
recently,
leaving
five
children,
four
of
d
ram
atic
character.
He
Is
as
prolific
a
Moore's
Revealed Remedy
affair. Why, she did i t th e very dav | , ,r Tat^ *be letter, took out the photo,
lim
ited
to
defects
in
the
perform
ance
of Connecticut aud presid en t of the marked “Only tw o dollars.’ ”—New
I sent m y bill in, aud people w ill
head and fell asleep. Now,
It c o n ta in s no d a n g ero u s dru
of his contract. W ith this case is a w riter a9 “Old Sleuth,” aud m akes a whom have been placed w ith relatives.
rugs—It has
Vork
Weekly.
M erchants’ E xchange N ational bank in
a p lea sa n t taste. *1 a b o ttle at d ru g g ists.
note collating the decisions on the big Income yearly by his pen. H e lives Not knowing who w ould take G ertrude,
th in k th e bill has som ething to do w ith when I w ake up, I find it gone.”
G
rigson—E
xcuse
me,
Mitwin,
but
New
York.
isa
Y
a
n
k
e
e
o
f
theold
school.
the
father
advertised
her
for
adoption.
“T h at Is really too bad,” said th e
pow er of a city to bind a contractor to at a hotel down town, and while he has
it, and it w ill ruin m e .” — T it-B its.
PR. MARTXr.*8 BOOX,
young Indy. “ I can see how badlv it Some tim e ago an ad v ertisem en t w as w hy is it tb a t people of your nam e are rep air a pavem ent which he makes.
no reg u lar connection w ith new spapers, Several ch aritab le women said th a t it
generally
such
confounded
bores?
Mit­
fo r
his hours are those of a reporter on a w as the first tim e iu the century th a t a
The D aughters of the A m erican Revo­ places you. W hat will your friend— j ,u selted ,n *N ew Yor!i Ija Pe ' a th a t {he
8 e n t/r r r . In plain , sealed en v e lo p e W rits
I
w anted a clerk.
Several ap- win—I don’t know. How m any persons
m orning Journal. T w elve o’clock at child had been so advertised in New
lution in New York city are m aking a w h at wax his nam e—C harley, say?”
t o d ay fo r tin s Ilook .cotiL a.uiu« P articu ­
N
o
t
a
G
e
n
e
r
a
l
’s
E
g
g
.
lars aud T estu u ou iais o f DK. W ik T l'l >a
“G uess he won’t w orry him self to Pllca n t® presented them selves and were of my nam e did you ever know ? Grig-
strong effort to save the famous H am il­
The freshness of eggs is carefully night finds him In some of the news- j Brunsw ick, aud they began to organize
George! come to think of it,
the
syndicate.
paper
offices
or
a
t
the
rooms
of
the
ton trees of St. N icholas avenue, at d eath ,” laughed I, easily; “ he can ask Ushered Into th e p riv ate office, w here 8on
graded in this country, but our distinc­
Praised by th ou san d s o f satisfied ladles as
142d street. The trees are I l a ones left th e young lady for another. Lucky dog, sa t th e doughty president in charac- ^ou are tbe on^ one ever knew . Bos- tions are surpassed in delicacy by those Pres« Club In friendly chat w ith a
In M aine there are 17 spool factories,
J*’®« w* /5 r e lia b le and w ith ou t a an
n m
ua J
equal,
C
harley
alw
ays
w
as.”
>
teristic
attitu
d
e,
his
feet
perched
on
*on
T
ranscript.
Sold by a ll dru
•oglu djf I a J b<»i. Frvuch
bunch
of
"all-nighters.”
of th e original 13 planted by A lex­
long since in vogue am ong the B ritish
and the w hite birch trees of th a t state
Blue,
iaaeKo'¿¿Ee7
“ Almost too lucky,” m urm ured the ! tb e desk and a
perfecto betw een b:a
“You see, it w as this w ay: They were residents of India.
n n u s l l v s supply
n n n l r t the
U m
. „ aterial
.^ .1
f for
„ . e 300,-
,„ i
French Drug C o.. 3»1 A aw Pearl - Bu, “ Rew - York City.
He w rites his m elodram atic stories a annually
ander H am ilton to com m em orate the
three so dead in love w ith her and
13 original states. It is likely th a t the young lady sw eetly; “one would bard- j w lskered lips. T be cash ier had decided
up to a crisis, lays down his pen and 000,000 spools, on w hich are subse­
Soon
a
fte
r
A
rth
u
r
Wellesley,
a
fte
r­
j on his man, w hen Mr. L ounsbury stop-
so eligible th a t to settle the m atter
society w ill buy th e lot ami have it ly expect ®o m uch.”
w ard the D uke of W ellington, w as ap­ w alks over to a city room, w here a quently wound about 50,000,000,000
“ Well, C harley deserves It; he de- ped him w ith a gesture. H e w hispered she agreed to m arry the one who should pointed a m ajor-general for his g reat dozen reporters are throw ing the last yards of thread.
neatly fenced in. If they cannot raise
a few w ords to him and the clerk w as £uess the n earest to her age.” “And
enough money to buy th e place the serves all he will get.”
>
,n d o ,e *'t g r t Pal*«’» O kay Specific It
services In India, he happened to stop of a d ay ’s w riting Into the copy basket.
Is th e Oh L i niedlrinc w hich will cure t-wch ^ »4 every
“ Yes, all he will get,” said the young not hired. L ater It developed th a t the d’d she?’ “ I don t know. I know th a t
trees w ill lie c u t down and a block w ill
case. N o CASE know n It baa e v er failed to c u re no
L o v e ly B o o k F r e e .
in C alcutta. A t b reak fast the hero was Everybody soon begins to spin yarns.
m
atter
how
serious
or o f bow lou» stan din g. R esults
be b u ilt thereon. We A m ericans do lady; “ he seems so fran k a n d - all—th a t reason for th e p resid en t’s action was sbe m anded the one th a t guessed the served w ith boiled eggs. He took one,
“Curious thing came under my notice , Only a few copies left, send today. The volum e from Its use w ill astoniati you. It la abaolutely w f e
ii* gorgeously
prevent*
and
b c
e iaj
ud.cn w ithout Inconva-'
. i - - - - ‘ j illustrated with
« m i num
i i u i i i c erousen#ravings
r v iis e iia r a v iiiK S | e
' a u i - stricture,
u u v . a
n u r can
an n
sort
of
thing.”
i
his
a
n
tip
ath
y
to
th
e
ap
p
lican
t’s
halr^
Pearson
s
M
eekly.
not pay enough atten tio n to the reser­
broke the shell, and dropped it with an a few days ago,” begins the w riter of ot m ining scenes and the grainiest scenery In the alance and detention - from t,usines M PRICE, gl.wi For
ocky Mountains, the edition cost »1.000 to publish *
reliable dnifnrist*. or seu.
___ by ez
c o t prepaid
A fter this th e conversation branched w hich w as of th e football v ariety and
“Speaking of Cuban uprisings and tn- air of d isg u s t
vation of such h isto ric al valuables.
m elodram atic tales. H e sketches the R
It is not an adv. for anyone. Merely to Introducá ¡ pUully wr»PI*d.
vvra
out on general topics, and before long p arted In th e middle. A ftar th is die. surrectlon^,” said W allace, “ I shall nev-
e e k ly w e w ill s n i d a
r tw i—
CHEMICAL OO.. C hicago, PL
“L aurell,” he cried to his valet, “w h at plot of his unfinished story to the diffi­ copy o f the above fine book w free
to
all
sending
us
9
Jam es Eads Howe, of St. Louis, who the young lady begau to g ath er up her covery it w as noticed th a t th e coiffure er forSet one th a t occurred tw enty do you mean by giving me a bad egg?” cult point, w hich has stopped him. tw o-cent stamps for a 13 weeks' trial subscription II
Our puper publishes each week stories o f adven- I ----
has given his fortune of $1,000,000 to traveling bag. “ I get off a t Brookline.” of several of tb e bank dandles under- r ear3 a £ °’” “ W ere you present?” asked
The valet hurried to his m aster, and “ Now, w hat do you suppose happened ture. all the latest mining news, and illustrations
“Allow me.”
j w ent a change and th e H arlem barber^ E erry.
ery much so. It happened
the poor, says he was influenced to do
o f scenery. Tenth year. Clubs o f 3 forittc, 7 fur
CURE YOURSELF t
exam ined the egg w ith the utm ost seri­ n ext?” he philosophizes, flicking the bill.
Mention this paper and address W estern
about five m inutes a fte r I had lighted
th is by the in cid en t of the rich young
And w ith all grace I assisted her off did an im m ense business,
a«hes from the end of his cigar.
I've Big U fur unostural
\ \ eek ly , D enver, Coio.
ousness.
disrhsTgesJofistutnsi’iuns,
one of my fa th e r’s big black H av an a
m an related in the te n th chapter of St. th e train, sorry to lose so Interesting a
“ I’ll bet so and so,” shouts one of the
irritation« or ulcerations
“
I
e
n
tre
a
t
your
forgiveness.”
said
he,
C o s s a c k s a« H o r s e T r a d e r s .
cig ars.”—C incinnati E nquirer.
of m u c o n s menibransa.
M ark’s g o sie l. Mr. Howe is a g rand ­ traveling companion.
“b u t it’s all a m istake. The stupid ser­ boys.
CORN W H EA T
,
r
„ —-----
F sin lea s.sn d u o ta str in -
A few m onths ago a R ussian veter,
son of Jam es R. Eads, th e famous en g i­
A sking too m uch: A m erican g in — v an t has gone and given you an aid-
A few days later I received this lettet
|T h e E » * , 8 C hemic al Co, F B I or poisonous.
W ill o u t-y ie ld co rn ; w ill m ak e tb e sam e k in d |
“ P shaw , th a t’s not likely,” Interposes
in ary surgeon w as sent into the Uraj And if I m arry you will I live in an old
neer who b u ilt the g rea t M ississippi from C hariey:
®»»l« h y D rn g K la ta ,
a
second.
“
People
under
such
clrcum-
Vr’
K
o
f
f
i
n
r
n
S
i
BH<
i
;
,d
n
‘e
":
1
de-cam p's egg by m istake.”
, .
----------------„ ~ ‘g s en d C attle ,
or sent in plain wrapper
bridge a t St. Lionis.
“ D ear Ned: The heiress ’* stor.e cold district by th e G overnm ent to bu.j English castle, w ith tu rre ts and b at­
stances would have-----” t e d he finishes in a w h ea t c o u n tr y ; sh o u ld be sow n in th e
by ex pre««, prepaid, for
» .« . or 3 bottlmTE’.» .
sp rin g th e sam e as w h ea t and w ill v ie ld from
on me. I went to call on her the first horses for the arm y. H e had been se- tlem ents, fam ed in song and story?
the story.
Circular sent on isquaax.
5o to 100 b u sh e ls per a c re ; th e stm w after it is '
T h e P o in t o f V ie w .
The Sionx and B lackfeet Indians night of her arriv al north, and found ^ecte^ b-v bia superiors because he w aj English L ord—Yes, you shall. Am e n ­
In fifteen minute« the rom ancer has th ra sh ed has an o ily su b sta n c e aud it is a lm o st
“ Magnificence” may signify one
as hay.
w ill at p artin g d ig th e ir spears in the t e r pleasant, but th a t w as all. 1 could fam ous as a shrew d and sharp horsi ?an girl—And will you introduce me to
N . P . N. V.
N o . S —1 9 0 0 .
lalf a dozen plausible sequels suggest- i as P good
r ic e o f se e d 1 0 c p e r p o u n d or S 5 p e r
trader, who never had been beaten in | the P rince of W ales’ set? E nglish thing to one person and quite another
ea rth as a sign of confidence and m u­ not get into conversation w ith her, f
1 to him. H e m akes m ental note of h u n d r e d . A ddress
I V H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s e r s pl<
horse
trade.
But
he
returned
from
h
thing
to
an
o
th
er
person.
It
is
related
tu al esteem . This is the origin of the she kept pu ttin g me off and eugaged .
Lord—U rn - e r —not until I begin to
•em, strolls out and over to his hotel M . ,1. S H I E L D S & C O ., M o s c o w , I d a h o . » > m e n t io n th m p a p e r .
term ‘‘burying the tom ahaw k.”
a running tire of w ords w ith some stu ­ experience w ith the U ral Cossacks ,; get tired of you.—New York Weekly. th a t a gentlem an w ent to a dentist and ,’ith the rest of his m aterials ready
asked him to “tak e a look a t his teeth.”
pid young cousins of hers. I could not a chastened condition of mind, for thf..
A b u rst of generosity: “ I hear,” said
made w ithout effort on his part.
The governor of O klahom a in his
The d en tist did so, and seemed full of
get a m inute w ith her alone. Come, had cheated him frightfully.
the cru sty old gentlem an, “th a t there
“ Is th a t man a vam pire or a genius?”
annual report, filed in W ashington,
H e confessed th a t w ith all his curi
adm iration.
Ned. you are a Beau B rum me 1 and un­
“N either one; a clever, iazy m an.”
says th a t th e tim e is not ripe for the derstan d girls. W hat is the m atter w ith ning he had been perfectly helpless in are seme violins so valuable th a t no­
’W
hat
do
yon
think
of
them
?”
asked
W e need your a ssistance In a n n o u n cin g to th e w orld th e G R E A TE ST REMEDY th a t Scien ce
statehood of O klahom a, and he recom ­ her? W hat have I done? Send me th eir hands, and he sw ore by all thj body th in k s of playing on them .” the patient.
h a s e v e r produced, and you need our a ssista n ce to secure relief for y o u r s e lf a n d
C an H e D o T h e se T h in g s ?
m ends th a t it would be best to w ait a back her photograph. I find I am really sa in ts in the R ussian calendar thai ' "Yes. I saw one in a m useum ,’’ replied
th
ro
u g h SW A N SO N ’S “ 5 D R O P S .”
y o u r s e lf and friends
“ Magnificent! m agnificent!” was all
Y our 18-year-old boy may have a good
his wife. “ I w onder if I couldn’t buy
w hile. He believes th a t the best plan In love with her. Yours,
nothing should tem pt him to try again, i
i . .i
the
d
en
tist
could
say.
deal of L atin and cube root, says an
7 ,
,
?
one and trad e it to the young man next
is to jo in O klahom a and the Indian te r­
H is grief w as made the more poignaul
t
« m
,
“T hen you don’t find an ything to do exchange, but unless he can do the lt, so w ill “ 5 D R O PS” u n fa ilin g ly conquer a ll
Hke R h«l■ »a,1i1s « ^ S « U U c a thN « « r ¿ S ^
“C H A R LEY .”
»i,.»
n .■
door for the fiddle th a t he has been
rito ry and m ake one state of them .
T he next day there cam e this le tte r by
U H lb a ff•. C atarrh of a ll k in d s, A STHM A, D y sp ep sia , BackaU,«-. Sleep lea sn ea s N e r v o u sn is» ’
’ . in
hi
1 i U
le’T
using for the last six m onths.”—Wash- to them ?”
things
enum
erated
below
he
Is
not
even
Such a state, he says, w ould be a pride mvssenger:
sw indling hln, « , cheerfully and sue-
s ta r.
“To do to them ? Why. there are four ordinarily well equipped as a business
Heart W ea k n ess. T ooth ach e, E arache. C reeping N u m b n ess, B r o n c h itis’
aud gratification to its people and to
L iv er and K idney T rou bles, e t c ., e t c ., or an y disease for w hich we reel
to lie pulled, six to be filled, and three man or a3 a man of the world. Can he
cesfully a R ussian bunko steerer s tr u t’j
__________ ___________
“Go
with
me
to
night
to
call
on
her.
ommen-* it. •• 5 DR O PS” is th e nam e and th e dose. “ 5 D R O PS” in tier
th eir territo ry , filled them w ith a finj I
B l o t t e r , o f H is t o r i c V a lu e .
the people of ihe nation.
be crow ned!” said the dem ist.
I sent her some flowers this morning
do them ?
fe c tly h a rm less It docs not contain S a licy la te o f Soda nor O piates in any
e
o
n
\le
tio
n
th
a
t
tlie
w
orld
w
as
c
o
a
in
j
[
a
Philadelphia
man
ow
ns
a
most
form . T he Child can use it a s w e ll as th e A dult.
y
j early. H alf an hour later 1 saw the
W rite a good, legible hand.
N ot th e W o r st
to
an
end
in
sh
o
rt
order
and
sold
the:]
unique
asso
rtm
en
t
of
pieces
of
blotting
Read c a re fu lly w hat Mr. L- R. Sm ith, o f E l D orado S p rin g s. M o w rites
children carrying them to school—those
W rite a good, sensible letter.
u
s
under
date
o
f
Nov.
27,
1899.
also
M
artan
Bow
ers,
o
f
Cataghar’,
O
h
i^
As an Instance of the sort of things
stupid little cousins, probably, to give tickets for parad ise a t enorm ous prices paper, collected by his father, who w as
Speak and w rite good English.
under date o f D ec. 16th, 1899:
_ _ _ _ __ _
—New Y’ork Press.
long an official of th e W hite House, one m ight wish to have expressed dif­
to the teacher. You m ust go w ith me
D raw an ordinary bank check.
jnt o x a x -« . i c i « . •
ferently,
a
prom
inent
physician
reports
each of which bears, reversed, the sig­
to-night. Maybe you can tell w hat I.-
T ake it to th e proper place In tbe
C o n v e i s i o n o f a B u ll F ig h t e r .
how won<lt‘rfulJ think your
a rem ark m ade to him by a p a tie n t
[TRADE MARK J
the trouble. Yours desperately,
bank to get it cashed.
G u errita of Cordova, the most pop n atu re of a P resident, from G eneral
The
doctor
had
w
ritten
a
note
to
the
me
an
advertisem
ent
o
f
your
u iar of Spanish bull fighteis, has ex H arrison, who died a month a fte r his
“C H A R LEY .”
Add a column of figures rapidly and
zxl
• n n ivx 1 k J 1 ♦’/■v / ’ rs
z-»l x-J
_
T h at evening, unw illingly, b u t to periencetl religion and w ith d raw n from election iu 1841, to Garfield. On one lady, and on his n ex t visit she asked accurately.
If yon haven't a regular, healthy m ovement o f the
him to tell her w hat two words in it
bvwels every day, juu re sick, or will be Keep your Oblige my friend. 1 called for him, and
».
.
i*. K. O M IT U .
Make out an ordinary account.
the bull ring. H e visited the sh rin e oj sheet, th e most highly prized of the were, as she bad been unable to deci­
K1 Dorado Springs. Mo . Nov. 27. 188a.
bowels open, and be well. Force, hi the shape of
lot,
th
e
la
st
official
letter
signed
by
violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The together we went to m ake a social call
W
rite
an
ordinary
promissory
note.
O ur Lady of th e P illar a t Saragoss.p
I * a s snf-
■Moot nest, easiest, most perfect way of seepiUK the
Blesa
at the home of his form er friend, the becam e convin. ed th a t bull fightlni P resid en t Lincoln w as blotted before p h er them.
Miwels clear aud cleau is to take
M easure a pile of lum ber In your
ni7 body.
“I t has been said of me th at my w rit­ shed.
I young lady w**o had suddenly frow ned w as wicked, w ent home, and cu t ol? he w as assassin ated by Booth.
jE
V
M
A
V
rtiìa
ing is the w orst thing about me,” said
CANDY
upon his suit.
Spell all the words he know s how to
tlie long lock of h air th a t m arks thj
the physician, laughingly, as he sur­ use.
r
CATHARTIC
a
H o w D ia m o n d s A r e C u t.
The house, a very beautiful one, was torrero. The o th er m em bers of h.l
D iam onds are cu t in three different veyed his own scraw l w ith d o u b t
gayly lighted, and from the iuside cam e band followed his exam ple.
W rite an advertisem ent for the local
“Oh. b ut I’m sure th a t is not so!” pa per.
form s—the rose, the brilliant and the
aounds of music.
w
as
the
hasty
disclaim
er.
“
F
a
r
from
table, of which the second is the p retti­
“ Looks as though they were having a
A r t.
Make neat and correct entries In d ay­
tkaob ssaan »«oiSTtseo
p arty ,” said my friend. “They did not
“Spreader paw ned his overcoat to gej e s t It is a double pyram id or cone, it, doctor, fa r from it!”
book and ledger.
! Invite me.”
of which the top is cu t off to form a
canvas to paint a picture.”
Tell the num ber cf bushels of w heat
A b a c r i e g io u s U r c h in .
EVERYTHING FOR THE
large plane, and a t the bottom directly
"N ever m ind; we will go anyw ay.
“ Did he sell the picture?”
An urchin in a country parish of in your largest bin and their value at
opposite
to
a
sm
all
plane.
cu
rren
t
rates.
p>xs*nt. Palatable. Potent TasteGpod DoGooc I A butler adm itted us, aud we were
“ Yes; w hat b e g o t for it Ju st enabled
Scotland, having b te n told by his
PRINTER....
sho" n into ,b ” parlor.
him to get his overcoat back.”- I u d ia n
Tell som ething about the great au ­
sample, and booklet on health. Address
p are n ts to read a new spaper aloud to
J
e
r
u
s
a
l
e
m
'
s
P
o
p
u
l
a
t
o
a
I
n
c
r
e
a
s
in
g
.
R varS, <«a a a a y . t S iv a « , KMirval. lew I«rk. 322a
T here w as a ripple of fem inine laugh- apolis Jo u rn al,
thors and statesm en of the present day.
T he population of Jerusalem has them , com menced to do so in the usual
ter, r rustle
silk skirts, and the next j
d
raw
lin
g
m
anner
of
th
e
parish
school.
T h e U n fa s h io n a b le C r ee d .
been rapidly increasing of late and is
G e r m a n B i c y c l e T r a in s .
m inute I found m yself bowing low to !
"U ncle Christopher, w h at was the now about 45,000; of these 28.000 are H e had not proceeded fa r when his
th e p rettiest girl I ever saw.
A new sign has been added to the
We lead and originate
m other stopped him short, exclaim ing: G erm an railw ay tim e tables—a picture
H ebrew s.
Yet her face was stran g ely fam iliar, prim itive church?”
fashions in....
a
“You
scoundrel!
Hoo
d
au
r
ye
read
“ Well, it was a church which valued
a rd so was her voice, when she held
of a bicycle indicating w hich express
n
ew
spaper
wi’
the
Bible
tw
ang!”—Scot­
H
e
(in
an
argum
ent)—Well,
th
an
k
Its
poor
m
em
bers
as
much
as
it
did
iu
out her hand and said sw eetly: “ 1 be­
train s carry wheels.
goodness. I ’m not two-faced. She— tish A m erican.
rich ones.” —Indianapolis Journal.
lieve we have met before.”
I t Is a sw ift age: children think
Cor. Second and Stark Sts.
One faco
"W hy. why. so we have,” I gasped.
Some men never g et 4oue being m a d ' You
,\uu u ought
u s“ \ to
,w be
w thankfuL
iaauJ 11
A w om an who is a good bluffer can th e ir p are n ts are crazy, and parents
forget Ling my m anners.
, ab o u t CUristmaa.
Jr° u rs is enough.— E x .
..... PORTLAND, OREGON
scare a m an to d ea th
th in k th eir children are crazy. __
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Those
W ho
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