The Wasco news., April 13, 1899, Image 4

T « B d « r F le a fc .
T he more tender the flesh, the
blacker the bruise. T he soouer you
use St. Jacobs Oil, the quicker will be
th e cure of any bruise, and any bruise
w ill disappear prom ptly under the
treatm en t of the great remedy.
CURIOSITY ABO UT
THE
DEAD. GREAT-GRANDFATHER OF MAN.
l 'n a « t n r a l D e a lr a t h a t P r o m p ts H t r a n -
* e r a to I n v a d e H o u s e o f M o u r n i n g .
M o a t i t a r T a r s l e r , a N e w A c q a t e it lo a
i . t b . P n m p p i . . Is ia o d s .
r U a M s s tio a i « . m a n .
He (an old h an d )—T hey have dropped
th e ir anchor
She (a b ^ .n n s r > - S e r v e d them r i g h t
I t h as been hang in g over th e sid e a il
day long
A
n
y
G
i r l
C
a
n
T
e
l l
“ Please, missis, m ay 1 see th e die­
Along w ith Tagals. Ygorottec and
lady K’ T he sp eak er w as the biggest of o th er queer hum an beings Uncle 8am
a group of three d im in u tiv e stre e t girls, has annexed In th e Philippine Islands
S k a D l i s ' l M a k e Tbeoa.
and th e door bell w hich she b ad Just la th e taraler. a n an im al w hich la now
F i l e d o n »0 M lm .
A phy&ici&n who make» the
“ Tb® p i « th a t uothar used to— ”
pulled vigorously w as bung w ith crap e declared to be the g ra n d fa th e r of man.
A ngry F ath er— How dare you show
te s t And i s honest xb cu t it can
»She
fixed
him w ith a flashing sys,
T
he
relu
ctan
ce
w
ith
which,
w
hen
final
T
he
ta
rsie
r
Is
th
e
an
cesto
r
of
the
your face here again?
te ll vow th a t, in many cases,the i
ly convinced th a t th e delight of "seeing common m onkey, w ho la th e an cesto r and h s wisely psassd.
P ersisten t S uitor— Because 1 could
number of red corpuscles in the
“ Youi fa th e r.” she said , “ had an
the die-lady” w as uot for her, sh e led of the an th ro p o id ape, who to the an­
not leave i t a t
hom e.— Illu strated
blood is doubled afte r a c o u t s c ,
income suffloient to
en ab le your
her little hand of follow ers dow u the cestor of m an.
Am erican.
of tre a tm e n t with Dr vtillism s*
m o th er to keep a first-claaa cook. ”
step s again w as c h aracteristic of s
M onsieur T a rsle r Is a very g ifted an i­
P»nk Pdt* for Pale People.
S till, he waa a resourceful m an, and
phaae of public curloalty, but little mal. H e d eriv es his nam e from the
c P
f l e j p e r a t e
e x p e d i e n t .
oot easily disconcerted.
T hat this mesne good blood 1
know n save to those w ho have person­
‘‘T h e pies th a t m o th er need to have
may not be e n tire ly cieaT from
ally experienced an n o y an ce from Jt, but
m
ade
never
did
am
o
u
n
t
to
m
uch,
a
n
y
­
t h e d o c t o r s statem en t, b u t any
w hich la decidedly on th e Increase In
w ay ,” he sm arted ; but th ere was a lack
Chicago.
girl who has trie d the p ills can tell ’
of
enthusiasm
in
h
is
m
anner
and
tone
you th a t it means red lips, bright i
W h eth er from religions, sn p erstltlo u i
th a t told her she had won a g reat vic­
It. R O B ER T BUCHANAN call
Wise people are also riel.
eyes, good a p p e tite , absence of
H e m uttered, “ It la now o r nev eri or m erely curloelty-satlafylng reasons,
to
ry
.—Chicago
Post.
ed on bla old bachelor uncle oue I’ll risk It.”
th ere a re num bers of people In th is city
h ead ach e, a n d t h a t i t t r a n s ­
•when they know a perfect
afternoon In an sw er to a note.
A M tr ie a s a d O e m a i , .
form s the pale and sallow g ir l
W hen he re-entered the room Enh^ w ho m ake a practice of Invading the
So
soon
aa
America
showed
her
firmness
remedy for all annoying dis-
W8S uot |Q 8 p articu larly pleasant w u sta n d in g before the m antel.
houaea In w hich d eath has entered, and
Into a m aiden who glows w ith
the
German
cruiser
left
Manila
Bar,
and
a a . a .
( A . kt^^J klJ......
e of mind. As he ran g the bell he
he began, hum bly, “forgive I»estering the m ouruers w ith req u ests to
the beauty which perfect h e a lth J
we now protect theu interests. In a like
eases of the
blood, kidneys. fram thlnklng
what, very wear, worW me “E If nid,”
I say one m ore word. I cannot • Inspect the body. Up to the door o f the
m anner all stomach ills tty before the won-
alone can give.
derful uower of Hus te tte rs Stomach Bit­
liver and bowels.
It is thia la for a young medical gentlem an leave you lu thia way. I w as so d irk e n e d houae Just m entioned crept.
M others whose d a u g h te rs
ters. ft strikes a t the root of all disease»,
who has not enough of th is w orld's
a t w hat you w ere saying | th a t sam e afternoon, no less th an h a lf a
grow d e b ilita te d aa th e y pass
and cures indigestion, constipation, bil-
Hood's Sarsaparilla, which goods to fell Justified In asking the astounded
th a t I forgot an o th er offer my uncle dosen Individuals o f th is description,
tousuess, liver and kidney troubles.
rrom g irlh o o d into womanhood,
an d of social grad es an d ch aracteristics
is perfect in its action. It loveliest girl In the world. E nid H um m ade me.”
should not neglect th e pill b est'
phrey, to become bis wife.
M ra
D ollarw orth — “ P lace eux
H e paused, but she did not help him. widely dissim ilar.
a d a p te d for this p articu lar ill.
so regulates the entire sys­ W hen ushered Into the library, how R obert continued:
Jam es.” I wonder w hat th a t rneaus?
“ I should like to pay ray resp ects to
Mr. D ollarw orth— T h a t—oh, th a t ’s
tem as to bring vigorous ever, he answ ered his uncle's greeting “ H e nam ed another girl, and said the deed,” explained th e solemn an d ob­
F r . n k ■ T ro a t. , f
G rl.w o td A w .., D e tro it, M ic k ., a a y . : “ A l I k .
w ith as cheery a nod as he could man th a t If 1 would m arry her he would sequious colored m an, w ho tiptoed
F ren ch for intelligence office.
a t e o f fourteen we kad to ta k e o u r d»u<ktev from school on account o f LU
health. It never disappoints. age. the tw o being really fond of each give me $50,000.”
th ith e r In the g ath erin g dusk. T hia man
H a e lt b an d B e a u ty .
k e .llh
She w r if l u d o a ly
p o u n d ,, w u pale and sallow end the doctors
“O h!”
G o itr e - “ For 42 years I had goitre, 01 other.
evidently bad an Idea of Indulging In a
N o beauty w ith p im p ly s k in , d u ll eves, bad
M id M e kad i n e . i ,
K l u t l j we
k er D r W illia m .' F in k H l t a fa r
■wsllingn on my neck, which was discour­
bre ath . C le a n your system and k e e p i t clean
“ Well. R obert,” said the old gentle­
“ Yea. he really did.”
social cerem ony of som e kind, an d w as
Pale People. W hen ik e had ta k e n tw o boxes .h e w u strong enough to
w ith tr a g r a n t Cascarets C andy C a th a rtic I A ll
aging and troublesome. Rheumatism also man, gettin g dow n to business a t once.
lenre
her
bed,
and
In
l
e
u
tbau
.
I
B
m
o
n
th , w u aum ethiug lik e h e rM lf.
“And
who—who
w
as
the
o
th
er
girl?"
really
h
u
rt
aa
well
a
s
Indignant
to
find
druggists, loc, 26c, See.
annoyed me. Hood's Sarsaparilla cured
T o d a , she ia e n tire ly cured, and is n big, « r u n g , h ealthy g ir l, w e ig h in g
“Well, Enid, I w as so overjoyed al hls m odestly p referred req u est refused.
me completely and the swelling has en­ “ 1 w ant to talk to you about your med
■]» p o u n d ,, and h u neeer had a . u k day atace.»—A M n d f A a .m V .Vrou.
C holly— “ W hy do th ey say a little
tirely disappeared. A lady in Michigan leal practice; how Is It progressing?”
the offer ab o u t you th a t I rushed of!
“ I t ’» so lucky to say a p ray er by a
saw my previous testimonial and used i “ I am glad to be able to say th at here w ithout w aiting to h ear th e rest corpse,” pleaded th e Italia n vender,
learning ie a dangerous thin g ?” Dolly
Hood's and was entirely cured of the same
—
“
If
yon
evex
get
any
you
w
ill
find
Thr genome Dr Williams Pink Pills I«» Pale People are
who also Im portuned for “Just a peep
trouble. She thanked nt® for recommend­ ‘progressing* Is th e rig h t word. Uncle
o u t.”
ing it.”-M a s . A mwa 8 cth i s l a n d , 40« Tom. but It Is slow.1
a t” th e dead body, w hile th e lam e beg­
Sold only in packages, the^wrapper always bearing
Level street, Kalamazoo, Mich.
“Of course It Is slow; w h a t else did
g ar who Insisted upon retu rn in g to the
r i O F L l W A N T S O M E T H IN G
BBT-
the toll name. At all drugg*M», er d u e tt from the
M O N S IB V B T A K 8Ik.IL
P o o r H e a l t h —“ Had poor health for you expect? L e t's see, you have been
basem ent doorw ay ag ain and ag ain u n ­
years, pains in shoulders, back and hips back from the university three years?*’
br Williams Medicine Co.Schenectady.hr. SO'per box.
How
many
women
are
saying
iust
now :
til th reaten ed w ith a rre st offered no enorm ous developm ent of the tarsu s, or
with constant headache, nervousness and
I want a change ill my wail decora­
no appetite. Used Hood's Sarsaparilla, j “ Yes, sir.”
reason w h atev er for hls peculiar action. ankle bones of hls legs. H ls eye* are “Oh,
tions; I am tired of wall paper.”
gained strength and can work hard all dav ;
“ Now, I will tell you w h at th e trouble
Nor are such Incidents a s these by any enorm ous, so th a t he can see in the
How mauy dealers are saying: “Oh,
eat heartily and sleep well. I took it be­ Is: you need a w ife. You m ust m arry
m eans confined to th e class of Individ­ d ark . They even cause him to be call­ what a nuisance the wall paper ouaineas
cause it helped niv husband.”—M as.
T h e longest word in th e E nglish la n ­
E liza SK T H i J J. G irriL
irt s, Moose Lake, Minn. and settle dow n.”
uals m entioned. T h ere Is a grow ing ed a ghost. H ls fingers and toes are has become; how much time and invest­
A large torn oat for IS years m ade
it takes and how little the prom ?’’
guage is “ p ro an titran su h stan tiatio o - ▼°yagi*8 on a m ail steam er between
M a k e « W eak 8 t r o n g —“I would rive ! “I have kuow n th a t for som e tim e,”
plague of the people who stream in a t provided w ith larg e pads, which e n ­ m ent
How
mauy
painters
and
decorators
who
>.*> a bottle for Hood’s Karsapanlia if I j Dr. B uchanan gloomily assented.
funerals, annoy an d d istress h arassed ab le him to bold on to alm ost an y th lu g . have lent their influence to push forward uo len ess.” a Jointed word of 83 letters. Sydney and San Francisco.
The
could uot get it for less. It is the best , “H ave you? T h at Is a good sign.
m ourners by th eir -persistent p etitions
P rofessor U uhrechL o f th e U niver­ the wall paper craze now find their occu­ “ T ran su b stan tiatio n ab len ese” is th e anim al died, and was buried a t sea,
spring medicine. It makes the weak
pation
gone.
next
longest.
W
hen
a
m
an
know
s
w
h
at
he
w
a
n
ts
he
to be allow ed to view th e sacred dead, sity of U trech t has lately discovered
having alm ost com pleted 1,000,000
strong.”— A l b ik t A. J aunow , Douglas-
T o a llsu c h we would sav: “ Use. sell and
town. N. Y.
Is balf-w ay on the road to Its posses
m iles of travel.
and w ho even m ake a practice, w h ere th a t M onsieur T a rsle r Is no less a p er­ advocate the durable cold water A la b a s -
T h o r o 1« N o T o l l l a g .
1 slon. W hy don’t you get you a w ife?”
tine.”
this Is possible, of tak in g the trip to the sonage th an a “link” connecting G ran d ­
Be sure not to le t rheum atism stay
Some tim e age th e w ater of a w ell
' “Money!” said Dr. B uchanan, brief­
A la has tine can be used on either plas
cem etery. W ell-dressed and Ill-dressed, fa th e r Monkey w ith hls ancestors.
tered walls, wood ceilings, brick or canvas. in th e system louger th an you can get not m any m iles from B erlin, G erm any,
ly.
old and young, rich an d poor, alike, T h u s the evolutionary scale would be It is absolutely fireproof in its nature, is a h ottie of St. Jaco b s Oil to cure it.
n n »A i t ; n .
i * -------I be« a ^ to ta8*«
petroleum . T hough
“You mean lack of money, I suppose?
these people are. T h eir persistence Is changed by P ro fesso r H u b rech t to run i durable, and anv one can brush it on. T h n r o i«
. h
£
?
clean*.! repeatedly It got wot««, and
j Now, how much would you consider
exceeded only by th eir num bers, an d Man, ape, m onkey, ta rsle r and so ou Alabastine is sold by paint dealers every- strik e or how m uch tDissry It may givx »t last accounts 76 per cent ol th e
w
here.
Ask
your
dealers
for
card
of
tin
ts
.
Bood*a Fills cur« liver his, tbs ooo-irritatiag and necessary?”
th e only th in g w hich will send them to ta rsle r ap p earin g as w hat may be popu-
unl> c a th a rtic to ta k e w ith Hood*« S ars a p a rilla , i
“ W ith $10,000 and m y practice—for
An A nstrian chem ist who has been liquid was petroleum .
the right-about Is a ste rn “No.” Since larly term ed the g re a t-g ra n d fa th e r of
Some actions, like fresco work, onlv m aking researches in to th e subject, d e­
___th a t Is sure to Increase—I would feel
j1»
■■■'
■ ■■■■
■
the people whom th ey d istress an d to r­ m ankind.
C hurch atten d an ce in E ngland, early
reveal th e ir color s lie r th ey have been clares th at out of th e 4,110 v arieties of
m en t a re rarely In a condition to be
in th e seventeenth oentury, w as e n ­
It ia be lie veil th a t th e carrier pigeon safe in m aking the venture.’
T aralei m ay best be described a s hav­ done aw hile.
flowers
known
aud
cu
ltiv
ated
in
E
urope
“Yea.
th
at
o
ught
to
sta
rt
you.
I
aup-
ste rn an d Indignant, th ey are o ften en ­ ing a face like an owl and a hotly,
forced by law. An act of p arliam en t
waa im ported to Europe from Persia,
A N D W H O — W H O W A X T U X U T IIM K U l M l . f
Cure for Consumption has saved scarcely 400 have anv odor, and of
abled to sa tisfy th eir Inexplicable d e­ lim bs and tall like those o f a moukey. me Piso's
and it became an institu tio n on the pose you h av en 't picked out th e girl
large doctor bills.—C. L. Baker. 4228 these nearly 50 have an ordor which is imposed a fine of one sh illin g upon
yet?
Now,
I
am
going
to
m
ake
you
sires.—Chicago
In
te
r
O
cean.
every ad u lt who missed church service
of It; b ut a s I alatumed the fro n t door.
C o n tin ent long before it was brought
H ls sittin g height Is about th a t o f a Regent Sq., Philadelphia, Pa,. Dec. 8, ’»6.
if a u y th in g disagreeable.
an offer. T he day you tell me som e I think I heard him say 'A nnie Ben­
on Sunday.
to E ngland.
squirrel.
As hls enorm ous optics
A LANGUAGE O F SIG N S.
nice, sensible girl has prom ised to n e t t ' ”
The
bell
may
be
very
m
usical,
but
it
would lead one to suppose, he cu ts ca­
The man who first p rin te d the im- m arry you I will give you my check for
F o r a m om ent there w as another I t In U n d e r s to o d b y A l l C e n t r a l A m e r - p ers in the n ig h t a n d sleeps In th e d ay ­ ioee n o t make th e engine go.
F o r 3 0 D a y s M o r e Y o u C a n T r y i t f o r 2 8 C e n ts .
moi tai D eclaration of Independence $10,000, along w ith my blessing. W hat pause, R obert ventured to tak e the
tim e. concealed u sually In abandoned
Ir a n In d ia n a .
T o C a r o a C o ld l a O n e Day
was John Dunlap, an Irishm an from
T°u *«y?’f
hand hnngtng a t her side.
clearings,
w
here
new
grow
th
has
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
Mexico Is a land of m any tongues;
Strabaiie, County Tyrone, in which | “1 8UJ it to 8 go.” and R obert grasped
"D o n 't yon think, E nid,” he aaid. h u t above the Indian d ialects aud sp ru n g up to a heig h t of tw en ty feet or AU druggists refund money if it fails to
his uncle’s baud.
place he was l>orn in 1747.
prennlug it betw een bla own, “d o n 't Spanish th ere la one universal la n ­ more. Very o ften he sleeps lu a sta n d ­ cure. 25c. ______
“ Very good, but th a t Is not all. Of
P u ttin g a watch u nder one’s pillow
guage—th e language of th e signs. It ing posture, g rasp in g the low er stem
U nder H enry V, an act of parlia* course, my boy, I do uot w an t to In ter­ you think th a t make« a dlfferencef"
And Enid said, very low, Yes—I sup- Is the m ost expressive of all. say s .Mod- of a
will not m ake a bed tick.
tree w ith hls long an d slen
CXMNOT
m ent ordered all the geese in England fere In your affairs, b ut—you know
pose It does—R R obert.”
ern Mexico; the M exican eye and hand der fln«er8 and
D uring hls night
to be counted, and th e sheriffs of the E nid H um phrey, of course?”
S ta n d « b y l a M o o d .
The girl w as not crying now, and are eloqueut m em bers. I t is capable ly w anderings he u tte rs a squeak like
counties were required to furnish six I “ Yes.”
E very living th in g has pains and
R obert took her In hl« anna.
arrow -feathers from each goose.
of Infinite v ariatio n ; Its sh ad in g s and th a t of a monkey. D uring th e day the
“Well, her m other and I w ere g re a t
:--1 *’• tb o » o H c O
h t P th
a t I I w « o .u u s
ld ta w
r ite
Uncle Tom prom ptly tilled o ut hls suggestions are beyond all tran slatio n . pupils of hls eyes co n tract to fine lines, aches som etim es, and th e aches and S en d ’ tT'n S ^ 1 * 1 R l S e???Bt,C
i
i
U S?’? Co
' ’ i chk^«0'
L
w «••»H en sen
ywUr
» .»
xy
th a vo
t u t a a r n s ta
e te
, . “ m r e X n t
friends; It am ounted to a deal m ore on
pains of hum an kind have a friend In
V ’ i’ T w o n d a r r u l r e m e d y . I t has acxonspllshed m o re good fro m th e
“ W hat’s an em pty title, pa?” “ An my part, and th a t Is your old uncle's check for $25.000.
B ut th ere are certain g estu res th a t b u t a fte r d ark ex p an d until they fill St. Jacobs O il,w hich stan d s by in need M m id e b m ile
T
h
a
n
k
you.
sir.”
said
Robert,
ns
he
em pty title is your m other’s way of rom ance. Now, m y boy, I could not
have a fixed m eaning, a signification m ost o f th e Irises. From hls h ab it of to cure and restore.
folded and carefully placed It In bi«
calling me the head of the house.”
get the m other, b u t If you, my nephew , pocket-book. “and. Uncle Tom, If any w ell understood by every nation and feeding only upon Insects he has a
w* w i t h to c a ll v o « r a tte u tlo n to th e adver-
every trib e from G u atem ala to T exas. , strong, bat-llke odor.
tls vin e n i « ( th e Pacific Coast N o v e lty Co., of
M arconi’s system of wireless tele­ should happen to get the d a u g h te r I one ever m entions thia m atter to you.
A general upw ard m ovem ent o f the
P o rtla n d , O r. The y arc r e lia b le pecule aud we
should
be
very
g
lad
—nnd
R
obert,
not
graphy does not enable the sender to
be sure you do not forget th a t third body, shoulders shrugged, eyebrow s
l u u r e o u r reader» th a t a ny order» sent them
w ill receive pro m p t and c a re fu l a tte n tio n .
¿ii7h2?P
1 n“ v
p u rch ase a n y
k e e p h is message se c re t
T h is defect m eaning to use an y undue Influence, offer yon m ade me.”—Buffalo New«.
b e tte r m ed icin e thaïs "6 D R Ó Ì’ S' lu r a
ll t h e ir h l*. 1 h a n k in g yo u . g en tle m e n , fo r a ll y o u r kin d n ess. I
raised, lips pouted, an d palm s o u t­
reiu alis, fo re v e r, y o u r frie n d .
R. M . I . I F E , P o rte rfie ld . W Is ., Feb. 1«, 1SSS.
is said to have been overcome by a de­ you uinl«Tstand. 1 would m ake th at
He doubles h is tria ls who comp-
spread. v aries In m eaniug from “ I ‘
vice invented by Professor Z ickiei of check, say $25.000.“
S
u
ffe
r
e
d
t
h
e
T
o
r
t
u
r
e
s
o
f
t
h
e
D
a
m
n
e
d
.
L O N D O N 'S C O STLY G U E S T S
tains of them .
d on't know* and I don’t c a re ” to a m ost '
^ r* w,.<**‘iP 'S w * " " n “ K lt t .im i.il« V u r» C o .. V h lC M O
M y D ro r M r - A f t , . , .u i r . r l n « t h . t o r t u r r o o l
R obert sein 'd his uncle’s hand and
B runn, G erm any.
H h « ,«
u .«
n »»“
«nv
* ° »ay
" •> iiia
V 1» t 1 y
R h e u m a tic C u re
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m ls
a n h _ m
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o u
u r r itneunsMt:
• worked It up and dow n 500 to th e m in­ B i r B a in E x p e n d e d I n E n t e r t a i n i n g respectful “ Really, sir, I do not un- I
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1 . <t*,xC u p e .*J " * • o f » • *
t r o u b l e s , w h ich w e re a ll caused by une c o m p ' la iln
in t t— h e u -
L’«e D r. P lu n d e r’» Oregon Blood P u rifie r now
w n ii^ w i ih L hMd H r Mrl ,r o u .rl ,‘*' P '}**» B lad d er T ro u b le an d C o n stlp atlm i. I would not talceljU
O
There was a young man from Lenora,
d
erstan
d
you.”
i
t
l
u
u
i
tu
rle
n
.
ute, his face beam ing w ith delight and
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iv
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h
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1 wl an d do
Who boldly went off to the war;
T
he
Index
finger
moved
rapidly
from
1«
has
been
said
th
a
t
speech
was
gratitude.
ta
k
e
th
e
agesscy
fo
r
th
«
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.
.
”
•
• wi
W hen the city of London en tertain s
o f your
f o r th e y a r e a b o o n to m a n k i n d . O
ratefully
The •beef1 made him sick,
J W . D E N N I S , IS) N o rm a l A v e .. B u flk lo , N . Y ., F eb . S, IMW.
I “ Uncle Tom,” he gasped, “you are a distinguished guests It lavishes Its rig h t to left, generally before th e face,
liven m an to oonceal h is thoughts. yo u rs.
He recovered quite quick
H a ^ V a v n T 'r ? '« ? ? . h h *
4
’ "Z* 8 c , a t , «a ’ M a a r a l g l a . O y s p e p s la . B a c k a c h e . A s t h m a ,
By the prompt use of old Jesse Moore.
brick of pu rest ray serene. You sit money, sa y s the London T it Bits, w ith m eans “No more,” o r sim ply “No.” To
T he forem an of a Jury In a recen t This is not th e tru e answer. Speech « •»y e e v e r . C a t a r r h , S le e p le s s n e s s , N e r v o u s n e s s , N e r v o u s a n d N e u r a lw ic H e e d -
iu b 'ir o ::’., h * ,: h ' ' H * , r * ' r • » ( * » « • • . C r o u p . S w r l l l n p , I . » U r l p p * . M a l a r i a ,
move the rig h t hand palm o u tw ard m u rd er trial rep o rted : “T he proba waa givon to m an to p revent o th er peo­ € r o « p i i ! i “ tJ‘u UI.1
right down and fill o ut th a t check, and
,ir sn.
Somehow we always expect th e fe l­ I will be bock for It in tw enty m inutes,” a profusion more llttlng an E astern po­ from th e body tow ard an o th er i>erson
blllty, or even possibility, of th is Jury ple liom talking.
D R O P « ” st least a t r ia l, w e w ill send a
ten
tate
th
an
a
hotly
of
th
rifty
city
men.
FO» TRIRTI D i l l LOUER
low who gets mad first to oome out of and he w as gone.
n a il, fo r 25 cents. A sam p le b o ttle w ill
I t Is, Indeed, no uncommon thing for n,ea“ a “J u »t w a it I’ll be even w ith you ever agreeing Is Impossible, In my
convince
you.
Also,
o u r ^ .t.
A
, . large
. t . „ bottles
. » » . . M
* (XWdoses)
i a r ' r » i bottles
M , " ^ ; for
- W 12 r S l O
o « a S li." ’
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l r l „ . . w - Si.uo,
IH A K K
IN T O Y O U R B H O B H ,
th e argum ent second best.
y
e
t
”
“Lord bless iny soul!“ said th e aston the city fa th e rs to spend on the e n te r­
opinion.”
S W A N S O N I t H K U X A T I O C I I H X C O .. U T H S D . a r b u r . t H».. C H I C A G O . I L L .
T he Index finger on the tem ple,
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Booth- Ished old gentlem an. “ I w aa evidently tainm ent of a guest m uch m ore than
Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the fret
Ing Nyrup the best remedy to use for their m istaken about hia not having yet p ick ­ hls own w eight In gold, a com plim ent moved w ith a boring tw ist. m eans.
Counsel fo r the D efense—T he lady I t cures painful, swollen sm arting feet and
Children during the teething period.
ed out a girl.”
talk s about honorable dealing, but let Instantly takes the sting out of corns and
surely of w hich even em perors m ay be i “ H e’s d ru n k .”
T w enty m inutes a fte r leaving his proud.
T he right hand held to th e Bps, th ree her look to herself. My client tells me bunions. 11 s the greatest comfort discov.
EVEHYThlNa FOR THE
N am ing a battleship George W ash­
* a*e' -Allen's Foot-Ease m a k e t
nncle's house he waa sittin g by her
T he city w as never moved to m ore fingers doubled, th u m b an d little An­ th a t she prom ised to burn every letter tlgbt-htting or new shoes feel easv. It is a
ington is all right, but could a ship
PRINTER....
side, an engaged m an and one o f the prodigal hospitality th an In 1S7G, when ger e r e c t varies from “ H e d rin k s” to she got from him as soon as she had certain cure for chilblains, sweating, damn
w ith th a t nam e lie a t anchor?
happiest In th e universe. H e told her It en tertain ed the Prince of W ales on “ H ave one on ine.”
read IL T he C ourt—W hat has th e w it­ callous aud hot, tired, aching feet. We
have over 10.000 testim onials o f cures. Try
F I T 1 Fsrmanontiy Cure®. N o flu or nervous»««
the exact day and m inute when he first hls retu rn from India. Iu honor of the I To move th e open hand over th e ness to say In reply to the d e fe n d a n t’s it
today. Bold by all druggists and shoe
r i l S a fts r firs t day’« use of D r. K llu e 'a G reat
counsel?
P lain tiff—I th o u g h t they stores. By mail for 2.5c in stamps. Trial
the Lord j Chwk *" ,œ l,atlo n ° r a razo r ha»
N «rv« Restorer, «end Ib r r S K I ® S .O O trial knew he loved her, she reciprocated, all "re tu rn of th e w anderer"
tro ttl« an d treatise. I> R . R . H . K U N B , L td .. MS w as bliss.
package FfcKR. Address Allen 8. 01m-
m
ight
be
useful
som
e
tim
e,
and
as
1
M
ayor
and
corporation
spent
»137
8D5
to
th
e
1,1,010
"J,laT|u
S
the
barber,
A rc h street. P h ila d e lp h ia . Co.
sled, Le Roy, N. Y.
Vit lead and originate
m eau
eans ‘* “,o fl« tte r.”
Finally R obert declared th a t he m ust or sufficient sovereigns to outw eigh tw o and
d id n 't w an t to break my word, I did n ’t
,n<1 ‘o
fashions in....
All fo u r fingers an d th u m b held read the letters.
People who talk moat about o th era’ go. “You see.” be said, “I have a very princes, even of hls present am ple pro­
It is worth nearly all it costa for the
Im portant engagem ent w ith Unci® Torn. portions. Nine years earlier the city poluts to g eth er and m oved tow ard the
selfishness are frequently th a worst.
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, fun of seeing a deadbeat w ho owe« you
In fact, my d ear,“ w ith a grin. “It Is a w as equally lavish, when It entertain ed i “ T h„
In rem iniscences of th e early Mlnne- m oney, dodge yon.
,° he^
,
I n the s pring cleanse jrnnr avstem by using
m a tte r of ‘bread and b u tter for tw o.’ ” th e S ultan a t a cost of $123,OGU. In 1SU3 , . l h e rtg h l hftnd he d before the face- sota b ar Ju d g e C harles E. F l a n d r a u ------------------------
Cor. Second and Stark Sts.
D r P lu nder's Oregon Hlood P u rifie r.
j “ I don’t u n derstand.”
tells
in th e M innesota Law Jo u rn a l of i
how s
T H iav
It cost the corporation $52,035 to wel- lh° tW° Iuldd,e
m oving rapidly,
He who ueglecta present duties, may
.... PORTLAND, OREGON
“Of course not; women never do u n ­ conic the Shah of Persia, although lu
* fam lU:u' « lu ta tlo n .
an arg u m en t before the Suprem e C ourt
W . offer O ne H u n d re d D ollars R e w ard fo r any
□ever overtake future opportunities.
derstand (h at p a rt of IL B ut I am
lu 1853 by ex-Chlef Ju stic e Goodrich, case of C a ta rrh th a t can n o t be c ured by H a ll's
the follow ing year the C zar w as brill
S i n n e r ’s F u n e r a l S e r m o n ,
C a ta rrh C u re .
going to clinch th a t very necessary a d ­
F. J . C H E N E Y A CO., Prop«., Toledo, O.
lantly en tertain ed a t a cost of nearly
“ De fF eu ’ w h at I ’s a preachin' over.” i on behalf o f an In d ian convicted of
“ I D O M Y O W N W O R K .”
the undersigned, h ave k now n F . J. Cheney
junct to m atrim onial happiness this $15,000 less.
T he In d ia n 's n am e was for We
said
th e colored deacon, “ Is done pass m urder.
L h e p a a t 15 years, a n d believe h im p erfectly
f
_______
very afternoon.
1
“Zu-al-xa,”
but,
a
s
the
counsel
could
h
o
norable
in a ll business tra ns ac tions and fin­
T hanksgiving day cost the city $05. te r h*» rew ard. Dey offered $10 re-
“ W hat on ea rth are you talking
ab le to c a rry o u t a ny o b lig atio n s made
B o Say® Mrs. M ary R o o h lo tte o f
T h is sm all a m o u n t Invested in a postal card w ill e nable yon to inve s tig ate o u r re m a rk a b le
| not pronounce It, he alw ay s refe rred to a by n c th ia e lly
995.
or
alm
ost
as
much
as
the
C
sar’s
w»rd
fu
r
*lm
w
h
ilst
he
wuz
wld
us,
ir
firm
.
«, by
uy w
vviixvii
vu m
ihmv
n ■
o o a l liv
i v in
i n g and
s u n save m oney besides.
be
off^L
h ic h y
you
ay e a r rn
a g
good
about, R R obert?”
L in d en , H o w J e r s e y , In t h is
him In bis arg u m en t as "m y client,
W is t A T mua X,
I f you are an agen t and w a n t good sellers th a t w ill yield a big profit, w rite us for p a rtic u la rs .
reception;
aud
the
Jubilee
rejoicings
of
b
u
t
D
eath
knotched
’lm
fo’
de
Sheriff.
“I t Is very sim ple. About an hour
W holesale Druggists, Toledo, O,
A
hasuerus.”
L e tte r to Mrs. P lu k h am .
I
f
you
sre
not
an
ag«
n
t
and
w
ould
lik
e
to
s
ta
rt
o
u
t
to
sell
goods and m ake a great deal m ore
18N7 left the city poorer by $58,000.
D e passed erw ay e u d u rln ' e r de bllz-
WaLBiNO, K I . nnan A M a r v in ,
m oney th a n you are e a rn in g a t present, w rite us and we w ill e x p la in how to do It.
ago Uncle Tom m ade me an offer
WbolSMtle D r u g c l.t ., Toledo, O,
The P rince of W ales’ wedding, th irty
w ’en h it wu« so col’ d a t he had a
We are ths L K A D 1 N 0 supply hOQte on the Pacific P o s it end w a n t tru s tw o rth y and re lia b le
promised
to
give
m
*
a
check
for
$25,(XM)
I
H
a
ll
«
C
a
ta
rrh
C
u
re
is
tr
.k
e
n
in
te
r
n
a
lly
,
a
gtlof
M I waa bothered w ith a flow w hich
Some peculiarly suggestive com bina­ d ire c tly on the blood a n d m i.coua surfaces <a people to re p re s e n ^ u s .^ IiO E X T E R IK N C E is necessary to sell O l'R goods They are a ll b la h
five years ago, w as the sigual for a
w hich w asn ’t due ’tw ell sp rlug
sss, re o uire NO T A L K IN G and sell a t sight.
w ould be quite annoying a t time®, and the Instant th a t I could tell hhu th a t g reat display of city hospitality. T he t,rae« h u t forced de season en com e on tions of nam es In th e titles of cases are the system . F rie s 75c per b o ttle, bold by all
T h e fo llo w in g is a p a r tia l lis t of o a r best se
sellers:
druggists. T e s tim o n ia ls free.
you had prom ised to be my wife.'
s t o th ers would alm ost atop.
tbese:
1 - L A D I I t l ’ H A T r A S T K N K K S - No hst pins needed. Every lady l — „
am
ount
spent
lu
en
tertain
m
en
ts
alone
‘lin-
I
,e
w
en<
a-shlverin*
In
de
n
ig
h
t
R
a
il
a
F
a
m
ily
P
ill»
-
rc
th
e
best.
••I used prescript ions given ma by my i “Oh, Indeed!”
o—
P<‘ rie c l device lo r h o ld in g the s k irt and w ais t together.
T he nam e of “ Dr. P byslek," whtcb
H e w us sh o rt e r coal In dis
“ Yea, real clever In the old boy. w as $03,200, aud, In addition to this,
i« » N KH B *T B £ o* f ; iT i.a J 1,l; m*‘,e *'“1 dur*b“ curl,ng ,run
physician, b u t th e
A new spaper p rin ted p a itly in E ng­
w asu’t I t r said Robert, w ith a dim the corporation spent $15,000 on the w or*’’ h u t bless God! he w on’t run out m ight be looked for In some allegory, lish and p artly in th e Cherokee lan ­
ft - K O S B C U B A H —A n e x c e lle n t c o m p le x io n p re p ara tio n .
sam e sta te
ap
p
ears
as
th
e
nam
e
or
a
real
persoD
diam
ond
neck
lace
aud
earrin
g
s
preseut-
pr
**
*n
(*e
De
city
w
ater
pipes
•
H
I
N
G
K
l
)
I
, A M P C O L L A K S ~R av es the nasty job of ta k in g off the burner to fill the
, perception th a t som ebody had blun
o f affairs
guage, nam ed th e P hoenix, was pub
la m p ; s im p ly ta rn th e b u rn e r boi'k on Its hinge and fill the la m p
ed to the Princess.
busted on ’lm, en he d id n 't have no In a recent law report.
' tiered.
' I ¡shed a t Echota, in 1828. T h e types
Z I L i . ' i ' . ’. L . ' E i W . 8 v e rv b o tiw w ll« w . n l . o n . lo r teapot, te a k e ttle and U e v p .n lid ..
continued
W hen th e Queeu atteuded the Lord w a te r te r drink. B ut dey don’t drink
T he nam e of an ad opted citizen o f the used were furnished by th e U nited
B W O M i K R F l i , It A L I . —A lu n g te s te r; e veryon e w ants one as soon as thev see it
j “Very clever. Indeed. And very clever
" A fte r a
9 - M A G I C S W A N - M a k e s you laug h t i l l yo u r sides ache
’
In you to take such quick ad v an tag e M ayor's b a u q u rt In 1H37 the corpora­ w a te r w h a r he a t now —leas'w ays, de C hickasaw nation, w hose adoption was S tates governm ent.
1 0 B I T H K I. K B L O W E K - A bubble w ith in a bubble.
tim e 1 waa
tion »pent »Iti.stio io eu tertalatu g her. rich m an d idn’t w’en be ax M ister canceled and who w as thereupon e x ­
1 1 —P H O T O M I I I R O R A - - A view h idde n from everybo dy b u t you,
* of so generous an offer.“
ta k e n w ith)
( » - J IIM I'IX O
C R I C K K T S —A great fu n -m a k in g a rticle.
anti the outlay, when she again honor­ Ijttb e rn » te r to 'n de base on 'lm . lie pelled, w as “Run H an n ah .”
“ Why, g reat goodness— - "
a flooding,
! J
. i0 t? “ 2
tL ie .tr and a lv a y , «pin« a fte r a ll( h t in g
tV f
h<>1'1• cuff t,ic'» t » le e r . In .te a d ol i k l r t alaeve.
“ B ut you are not so shrew d.” she h u r­ ed the city fourtecu year» later, wua dld u ’t fotch n u ttin ’ Inter d is w orl', en
People ag ain st K aiser, P rie st ag ain st
th a t I waa
I S K I . I . I 9 W A T K K P l L T K R —T h is 1. a fe rm A lte r and the beat in th e U n ite d s ta te ..
be
d
id
n
't
tak
e
a
u
ttlo
’
o
u
t
e
r
bit,
'cep'
ried on. “In telling n>e so soon of the »28,770. Thus, on nine en tertain m en ts
Obliged
to
L ackey, K ick a g a in st Merry, P rotected
PACIFIC C O A ST N O V E L T Y CO„ McKay Butldinp, Portland, Or.
g reat Inducem ent th a t brought you alone, th e city has lavished no less m an de «'beoiuatisin In hl» l e f leg. H it Is H om e Circle a g ain st W inter, G ran t
keep my bed
T h ia ad. w ill not appear a g ain , c u t I t o u t and M . a I t , u n ln a ,o u w rit« a t o n e .
»tWO.OM,
or
an
average
of
»74,340
for
no'v
PrlTl,elte
te
r
consign
'lm
ter
here this afternoon.”
F in ally , in
ag aln at Lookout M ountain Com pany.
each
guest.
de
tit]«',
w
h
ar
we
all
gw
ln
e
lak
a
r
a
t
e
“Knld.
d
e
a
r
—
”
d esp air. 1
In an old In d ian a case a m an nam ed
"> bnv. kMB umbb r » n » x r T , •■ «»,
In co n trast to th is regal e n te rta in ,“ >aa 00 8 P18“ 11 rood, e f we don’t study
“Miss H um phrey, If you please, Dr.
g av e up my doe-
8 hallcross undertook to live np to hla
IIS .a s . « M U , , ] * « » t i . . t k . ,
r'B tp tv woo-
m ent. It 1« Interesting to note th a t In ! 1,0 w an ,a e r de b eath en en w ake up
B uchanan.“
N ! .__ M r
. . . 1 . . , « b o t k .r .( l w ttk
to r. and began
•lofe a w m » c k î .B n<
R -u a r t r — l * ’ u o r r kad. A it a r
t e r o u t I nanle by ru n a >ng a n unlaw fu l ferry,
Praised by th o usands o f
t a li.» s
ta k in g your madl-
“Don't l»e sa rca stic and angry, You 1727 George II. w as eutertalned a t a w en de b a t ls gw ,n « « “ >’• B d'er Wlll-
S bm . o f C x a e a ra u w . k . r . I m . r o , .d
sstlsflsd laxfies as safe, a l
Tbyr
b .lp la t k . ( . « l i ,
“
w ags re lia b le an d w ith o u t
eine, and have certain ly b ees g re a tly know th a t I love you; th at for tw o " • » »r »»w ; K ing Victor K m m anuek j *“ * ,« • “ d* h‘ ‘ w h ll,t ™
W o k . im i » . S . B i l .
him, "you shall not cross.”
an equal. Ask d ru g g ist fo r
1 » aittanbOBM RL. CI b M bb .U . Cfclo
f
O r M a rts l s P rsn ch F em ale
bene filed by Its use
years J have not bad a thought but In 1855, for »(¡.two: and Mr. Stanley, A ,,a “ «a C onstitution.
P ills In m e ta l b o x w it h
A C alifornia w om an who said In her
W h en N ic a ra g u a C a n a l la O p en ed .
“ Lydia R. Pink ham 's V egetable Com* for you and of you. T his offer of my eight yeara ago, for »7,755.
.....
a _ . .
French Fla« on to p In B lue.
will,
“
I
have
no
fear
of
th
e
h
ereafter.
a?*4
° " b av in « th e g en u in e.
...H A S R E M O V E D ...
pound has indeed been a friend to me. nncle's was m ade In the kindest spirit,
1 be m arriage of (he Duke and Duch-
In sp ite of the Im p etu s recently
Relief fer Wemen,” m ailed P H IS In p la in sealed
teach i . me . to . , t live •• rig , h t; th en
le tte r w ith testim o n ials anti p articu lars. Address.
I am now ab le to do my own work, lie knew th at my practice w as not su f via of York coat the city »19.240; In given to geographical atudy. It 1« orob- I O
in my I.or<l,
t h ..«
FRENCH
ORUR
CO..
311
a 4 3R3 FaaH SL. N.V.
The In cre a sin g dem and for painless d e n tistry
th a n k s to your w onderful medicine. I fl< lent to Justify me In speaking to any t‘X ^ « u x S o * ! i ! r s z h
,b U
m " °.ut of r ei’ " we" " " "
In tro d u c e d by us has been so great th a t we have . _
been
o
b
lig
ed
to
secure
m
ore
com
m
odious
quar
'
f
t
O
P
I
l
i
f
l
f
l
t
Q
i
of
"Eutbana*
w aa aa n e a r death I believe aa I could girl of m arriage, and like the d e a r old tallied for (18,830, the S hah, In 1880, j persona will estim ate d ista n c e betw een gia "
ter. O u r new ..fllce* in the A ilsk y B u ild in g are 1 / 1 1 . U t l f l f l O
be. ao weak th a t my pulse scarcely beat fellow (hat he Is, be cam e to n»y rescue. for »10,240; and the King of D enm ark. Liverpool an d San F rancisco, via Cape j
e quipped w ith the m ost m odern appliances for |
painless and m e cha nica l d e n tis try . A ll our .
e n d ray h e a rt had alm ost given out. I He had previously offered uie $10,(MO In 1803, for th e very m oderate auiu of H orn, to he a t least oue thousand m iles j
work Is w a rra n te d to be first-class in every I
M e a t a n d F p u it .
sou Id n o t have stood i t one week more, to settle dow n w ith any one. and then »8,825.
d
s ta il and our popular prices » 111 c o n tin e to i
longer th an from New York to the
Trof.
Sllkblle
say
s:
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of
p re v a il as fo rm e rly. Office: N. W. cor. T h ir d
1 am aura. I never thought 1 would been tree he had once loved your m other,
It m arks the u nstable c h a ra c te r of sam e port o f th e Golden G ate; b u t It Is people eat more m eat th an they require.
and M orrison. T a ke e le v a to r on M orrison « r n p le *ree, o r f u ll box fo r 2ÔU. DR. B<»8ANKU
Po“ "> T " ’, G o rd , ntl
be so g ra te fu l to any medlelne.
and iMM'ause be adm ires you so very city hospitality th at It cost to •ntertald actu ally one hundred and fifty miles
street.
CO..rt,|la<|a..raaaa. B old by D ru g g is ts .
hum , N s v s r S icks». W e a k e n or G rip s
SH* Wt
" I shall uae my lufluenee w ith an y I mnclt, he afte rw a rd said th at he would an E m peror, a Shah aud a K ing less sh o rte r!- th e tw o route« being respec­ M eat eaten once a day ls sufficient for
a person not engaged In m anual labor, I ... C U R I CO NSTIPATIO N.
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nne .u tte rin g as I did, to have them : m ake It »25.000 If I could get you."
B a .te .a l. B a . la r k . ||R
CURE V0URSELF1
Ilian oue thlrtl th e sum lavished on the tively 14,000 and 14,840 miles long. o r who does not ta k e too m uch stro n g
IJsa H i« « l to, u ttiia ln rn l
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k h a a 's V egetable
“OhU put in the girl, rapidly, “you Multan In 18117.
SAC «t«u io RflL'BB
IHtraoMM
M, bf allere«
The g re a te st surprise, however. Is to i outdoor exercise. A large n u m b er of M a • T I Û V-BAN
‘iig t lt a if f t i, Indaiitinationsu
Tobasoo HabU.
& ,nt pound "
Ir r lt a llu ii« or u k r r a tio n s
are candor itersenlfied. T h at explains
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j find th a t New O rleans Is fu rth e r a w n j com plaints con tracted ow e th eir origin
V l j * 8 * niainbrsose.
Svsry woman that la pnasled about fully why you have an seldom com«
An MtnM o P ra c tic e .
Palalsse, sad uot oettta«
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eith
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th er cities,
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v be-
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|h e consum ption of food w hich en-
Sent yon (postpaid) on re c e ip t o f 10 cts. In
ffrnl or poisonous.
h » r c o n d itio n .h o u ld secure th e a y in p e * n e a r me during the last few niontha. |
, ‘uela P?1'"'**’“ lh*
of H el I |„ g 15,052 m iles from San
postage. If ordered a t once. Address
Frauctgco.
tails
d rain on (he g a stric i Zi ( ^ f l C G O N f i i p O D l W i i a .
•wl® by Drweelsta,
the tic advice of a womaa who under- when you w ere free to cbooae whom i
U niversity have alw ays been | w h en the N icaragua C ana.
opened i m
icea a m g an reater
i
or sent In plain wrapper,
(« opened
juice«
an th e sy stem 1» able to with-
Occidental Publishing Co.,
etaada. Write to Mra. Ptnkham at you would, hut uow, on receipt of t h i s ; ™ ' ^ OD 8 1 " ? tboo‘
I »«1« S outhern city will be only
4.047 5 ita
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4,047
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Lynn. Maea.. aad tall bar your Ula
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a l a r a a n t nn r s e u M t
larger offer an liunr «go. aa a prem ium I au<l. ooe « ' b*
'» ’ » Is miles from h er W estern sister: N e w . . . » n e e n r,
w ? r b - _ d i , t e . n r^ ’ ,X ; N. ; : Krap’ ° <'cu r’ for ,h e m° “ * * " w ,,h
U S E IT!
for vhooalng ma. you iia.tvn bark to
P O R T L A N D D IR E C T O R Y .
my « ( t ie . M t, iu» other girl—Annie Ben ^ h
Z
,ng°.“ u T a r ^ r X 1 te ^ t e e ’t
C A R T E R 'S
IN K
(h e c o n d itio n o f y our blood.
nett, f„r In stan re m uat feet alutoet aa areM-hlom luflh ted, for the X o “ h“ a m ^ A r n 'e r t ^ 'X n e '^ o W
I S 5 f f ^ r u 4 ,. . ” r'.'t e L 5 ^ a *
E,n* to“ d ,b 8 ‘ th e ° r* " U“ ° f
or» (tlvm
In poor c o n d itio n in s p rln a , your
W aehlissivg a a d Saw w H ae-
are avldum Inflicted, for the feasou th a t
highly iNinipliinetiteal aa I do.
h e a lth is In t r e a t danger. Tns beat
and A m erica alone would pay for the a much-needed r e s t Hetul sta rv atio n
Dr.
T. H. White,
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“ Knhli Knhli" rrled the unhappy doc­ the com tottauta are w curely padtled can al tw ice over In a sh o rt time, to
1» th®
(hat can be
can make poorer
tor. “yon are tr jiu g oot to um lerateud. everyw here except upon their iacea, say n o thing of the ad v an tag e to com­ would an sw er th e purpose alm ost aa and
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well. F o r the person whose work lies but w e w o n ’t
BUY T H E G E N U IN E
Uncle 1'otn mu tie the offer* a t tba « a n te which alone receive the sw ord cuta. m erce of reaching m ark ets h ith erto In­
more than the poorest,
A d o lla r bo ttle a t y o u r druggist'«
chiefly indoors a m ixed and varied d iet k u nny booh let " How to Make In k Pictures ’’free
w ill Im p ro ve y o u r h e a lth m ake you
tim e; the other one Brat, b ut both In T he G erm an Ktoperor, although uot ao accessible. - F ra n k
Leslle'a P opular la moat conducive to good health.
•H u n g e r.
C A R T E R ’S INN CO., B o sto n , M e et.
tlw gam e ro u v e ra a tto n -b o th thia nftor- strictly opposed to legitim ate -If the Monthly.
noott. C an't you aeeT Aud you know word la perinlaR lble-doellug, haa al­
G r e a t M a n ’s O lf fic n lt F .
... MANUTAOTVBBD BT ...
W hen a school teach er w alk s home :
w hy 1 tried to *top routing here, 1 w ays aet hla face agalnat the Idiotic
C A LIFO R NIA FIO SYRUP CO.
could not a*k you to m arry me, aa d praetk-ea a t lli ld,-lls-rg. . i l(| „ i , , , th(,
tFMOTK
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l M I U T THKRAMK.
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w ithout th at could I honorably tell you senators of the university—who, them
For OonorrhtM and fHoK « •* PataS'a ( »tay Rnoctrtr II
r, one wonder* why som e w idow er
to* Mills
**»*»• and Psriae, Stasi to
Of my io v e t A* for Aunle llen u ott I selvas, In m any Instances, a re deco,
“T h a t's tru e.”
r u p tu r e c u r e d
th children d o esn 't realise w hat
h a, . , ,.An(1 when , m ade ,
glwf and
Rngtnee, Hoe t'hteal
haven't laid eyea on her for two-----”
a ted w ith erosa c u ts bave requeste,
W a enarante® to fit every com w ® a n d e rta k a
,vely C h a racter she la.
1>®J j pat it off; writ® for r p ------
touts flaw», ft (bang orasse, et«
a rtic u u la
l a r»
n a t one®
“T h a t will do. Dr. H uchaoan," a«kt e ig h t corps students, accused of chai
I aw oke the h ilarity of a nation.
j
C.
i l . ' W O O Ú A K I» B CO.,
„
K .p p®
e r t * T ru s s
I M Fwr
asió ?.y a ll re h a b la fl ru ««una. o r M n t
duela, to ahsent them selves
.
need not try to ex
" I t seem s so,"
I F itte r s , lot 8acoDd Street.
W e have noticed th a t w hen D eath
its Portland,
p la in ly «rappt»«?.
Ä
« university for four te rm s
fa rth e r. I
“ Well. 1 give It np. I don’t know
gets hls sickle su t, and looks th o u g h t­
r i M M P t » l M n I P a rtta » « Hv.
la o te r ba
m ua for
u A «oil of vary deep d a r k l o a m w ill grow a ll
fully around, bla eyea g listen w ith a n ­ w hich la h ard er; try in g to be funny, or
Mk
kind » of regutabire g re .® . kftv In great sbun
th an k fu l; If you a r t not loaning ticipation w hen be catch es sig h t of the try in g not to.“ —W ashington Rtar.
dance. L l l m s u sulanditf. C ro p failu re s lm
>h in her throat,
be th an k fu l If you are not bor fa th e r of eight or nine m u l l children.
10»
!>LB, P torn,.»»
poMlMs.
‘
“
A dapted t® th a ra is ing o( est tie,
»heap, hogs. d a iry and p o u ltry Industries
ha heat te n ta to .
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MlaeraMy
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v Î S ’ « ;
F ra y n H ave yon heard th a t horrible
m ln fn g d is tric t, p ro v id in g s n e x c e lle n t m a rk e t
Your rep u tatio n la above reproach If story ab o u t old Stlffe being hurled
f o r a l i products
Also ric h e ran b « rry lands
Is a particular friend of tltoae who see you on th e stre e ts a fte r
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ones
W
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for
Dr. Bolus (hastily) Burled
wtadMtll, MtW hy hua. te aa- ) W ,th
h*
W. P. W. 0 .
WO. IS—»®®. ’
not he so very particular m idnight w onder w h a t sick w an you alive?
d “ « ae rip ‘ tlve (xx»k
‘ g ‘ iv in
' g ‘ fu ll ‘ pari
trU cnlars
Ad
alive? Im possible! W hy, he waa one
dress lodar
C. R. OgWITT, ftacretary,
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w rtM n® to a d v e rtis e rs plana®
has* been sittin g np w ith.
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c
k
,
San
Francisco,
Cal.
of nty p a tie n ts -E x cb an g a .
»■•aitio® ib is pa®or.
“ Better Be Wise
Than Rich.”
J.
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