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About Sherman County observer. (Moro, Sherman County, Or.) 1897-1931 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 25, 1908)
The O b s e rv e r. MORO. ORBOOfJ : F R ID A Y ............. . . . D i e . 25. 1908 ParewaaU T a lk W ith Ywa. fifiW fifi A A fififiW fi AAWW fiA A A * AW fiAj > Senator Tllenklns was a l l h e hotel that ¿ A Matter o ô i Business. I f von do not read The Observer JYhy Not? W e sho uld lik e to have you ta k e It. and we h n o w .lt would be profitable to you to become a tubacrlber. We »end If two year« for $ 2 5 0 ; oneyeer $1 5 0 . 12X ria a month la a’t much. T ry It. Order by Foatal Card, and pay for It when you can. A t a n y tim e w hen requested to do an, the paper w ill be discontinued. But we expect that all arrear« w ill be paid before such request Is made. It Is easy to ask us for a statement, which w ill be cheerfully rendered at any tim e. Making a M atch. (Copyrt*ht, IMS, by American Prase Asso ciation.] lira . Ilunnlm au's bobby was match making. When Mr. Charles Edwin Lupton took up hla residence In the city of Mrs. Ilunnlm an's home and presented a letter o f Introduction to her, her first thought was how to pre sent him to society, the second how to present him w ith a wife. She de termined to Invite the social leaders to meet him at dinner and^to give him for a table companion a lady, also a newcomer. In whose social preferment she took a deep Interest. M r. lAipton was a man o f forty, in tellectual, good looking, well to do and of aristocratic mein, „ e had been abroad for some time, and Mrs. Ilu n n l- man knew nothing of his antecedents except that he was vouched for In the highest terms In his letter o f IfrtVoduc- tlon But no one would mistake him fo r anything else than a gentleman Miss Overlander, whom Mrs. Hunnl- mau designed for M r. Lupton’s wife, was thirty-tw o years old and still - a beautiful woman. But a friend of Mrs. Hunnlman told some one, who told oth ers. that Mias Over lander was not Mitts Overlander at all. When the dinner guests were assem bled in the draw ing room, Mrs. Ilu n n l man took M r. Lupton’s arm and led him to the lady beside whom he waa to alt at table. There waa something so distinguished In both l f r . Lupton’s and Mias Overlander’s person and manner that the hum of conversation ceased, and all eyes were fixed upon the couple. Both bowed low, the man made some casual observation, the woman replied by an assenting nod, the guests resumed their chat, and not long afterw ard all paaeed Into the din ing room. There la one thing that matchmakers who are real matchmakers never do. They carefully abstain from any word or act that w ill Intim ate their Inten tions to the objects o f thetr designs. Mrs. Hunnlm an had thus abstained Io tbs present case, though It had been whispered among the, dinner guests that she had Intentions co&eVrnlng M r. Lupton and Miss Overlander, and dur ing the dinner the couple were the re cipients of curious .glances. The con versation between the tw o seemed a t first a trifle constrained, and Mrs. Hunnlm an was not especially encour aged as to the m atter she had In view. The lady seemed not especially a t tracted to her dinner companion, who showed a trifle of embarrassment con sequent upon her coldness, and when shortly a fte r the soup she entered Into conversation w ith the gentleman sit ting on her other side Mr. Lupton turned to the lady on his other side and became animated. But at a dinner party one cannot Ignore his or her dinner companion very long wlthont being considered rude, and M r. Lupton and Mias Over lander soon found themselves forced to entertain each ptber or alt In silence. The la d j by tjila time seemed to have made up her rfilnd to make the heat of a bad bargain and ventured several re marks to the gentleman, who sat very stiffly l*eslde hsr restlessly fingering the stem of his wineglass and ohly r e ’ plied. In a DssfQnctnry manner. I t be es me evident to several of tbs com pany who were In the secret of the hostess* matchmaking that M r. Lupton at least waa showing a sure sign of entanglement—pique. Then he made seme rem ark In a tone too low to be beard except by Mias Overlander, whereupon she haughtily turned her buck on him. T hia waa near the dose of the din ner. When the guests were departing. Mrs. Hunnlm an aaked M r. Lupton how he was pleased with the lady she had assigned him for the evening. Hts re ply was a snort and an angry turning away. Aa Miss Overlaoder came down from the ladles’ cloakroom she rs- eelved the same question w ith regard to M r. LnptoO. “Delighted.** waa her reply In a tone calculated to freeae the m arrow la the bones o f tils questioner When tbs last gussta were depart ing. M r. Hunulman. who had gone out to put a lady In her carriage, returned, w ith a blank look on hla face and whispered to his wife: “M y dear, w hat do y<w think r -w h s tr “ M r. Lupton and Miss Overlander have gone In the same carriage.” “F o r heaven’s sake! W hat does It mean 7" Now. ths departure of the newly In troduced couple was seen by tw o men o f the party who were- starting for their d u b Moved by curiosity, they followed la their carriage Tw o hours later they returned to the Hunnlmana mansion and called for the head of the house H s came down from hla l* d room In pajam a« “Hunnlman.'* said one o f the visit ors, “It Is our duty as your friend to warn you th a t you and your w ife are being deceived There’s something w ro n g -v e ry w rong—about Miss Over lander.“ “Oh. heave««*“ exclaimed Mrs. Hun- nlm nn fro m th e landing above. “ We saw her leave your bouse In a carriage with Lupton. W e considered It our duty to you to follow them. They drove through the park for aa hour and a half, then to a hotel, where they registered as M r. and Mrs. C. B. lAlptOU.“ “W e ’re ruined.“ cried Mrs. Hunnl- man from above “ I ’ll never hold up ray head lu society again.“ A t that moment there was a ring a t the bell M r. Hunnlm an opened ths door and waa handed a telegram. Ho read aloud: Thanks for reuniting as estranged mer- A B IG A IL T R E A T . R lc h a r d - w ill go to Heuslow Beach thia summer,” said my wife. “ We w ill roaz John Io go with uh . There are always a great uiuny tiles girls there, and who knows what may happen?" John la my w ife’s brother. He la a quiet, retiring young man and very bashful. H e does not care for girls. A t least he says be doesu't. My w ife and her* mother thought John ought to marry because he was thirty and received a salary of $2.0U0 a year. They threw hints ut him fo ra year or two, and then they came out into the open and argued with him. But John said be waa very comforta bly situated In bachelor quarters. My w ife showed less enthusiasm over the matter. I think she feared John would end. as young men who keep aloof from young ladles, and con sequently don't understand the game, commonly do, by tnarrylug some en tirely lmi»osslble person. Probably she set the Henslow Beach plot In motion merely to humor her .mother. Nobody wbo knew John and looked at the sit uation In auythlng approaching an un biased way could Imagine that be would be In any»>dangerv»t Henelow, For my own part. 1 knew that he would take a dip conscientiously every day. speud the rest of his time In a shady nook reading the six best selling nov els and return to the city without hav ing Increased by so- nmicb aa a single one the number of bis acquaintances. When 1 made that calculation I had never heard of the Cnstle girl. I saw her first on the evening we arrived. She waa sitting at the end of the hotel plaxxa. and John was seated pear her. They were engaged In conversation. I felt It m.v duty to find out wbo the girl wm . 1 didn't Intend to let my In nocent young brother-in-law fall Into the dutches of a designing- woman. I found that she wus n daughter of Tom Castle of Chicago, who bad been a millionaire, but. owing to an ambitious attempt to* corner the pork market, wfis'pne’tib longer; also I learned that, besides being remarkably pretty, she was cultured, refined and educated. At the first opportunity I asked John bow he bad become acquainted with bar. He didn’t seem to know. He hadn’t made any advances, be said, and he was sure she hadn’t They had Just happened to meet Then hs be gan talking about atflultleh and some other ro t and I saw the disease had attacked blm. “Now, see here,’’ said I. “You don’t know anything about girts. I f you did. summer. H e la for ta riff revision. The girl discussed reciprocity aud tbe reduction of duties with blm. Bhe said she thought ths Dlngley tariff act the most Iniquitous ptaoe of legislation that had ever tarulshed a statute book A fter Bleuklns went sw ay ex Governor W hltm yer ran down for a week. Whit- myer la a stand patter. So waa tbe Castle girl—that week. She said only an enemy of hla country would con sider lowering a duty on anything. This shows what an adaptable, com panionable girl she was. She could discuss any man's bobby Intel 11 gently, whether it happened to be amateur photography, postage stamps or golf. Now, John's hobby waa m ilitary banda. Before he moved to tbe city he was solo coruetlat In the Beaming ton brass band. H e enjoyed an envia ble reputation In that part of the state. I t relieved bis mind a great deal to In dulge In reminiscences o f that de lightful period and to disease bands In general. W ell, among other things, the girl knew all< about bands, and she would speud au hour a t a tim e dis cuaslug with him tbe career of tbe late P. 8. Gilmore and tbe relative mérita of Arbuckle nnd Jules Levy. Once, I recollect, she was Interrupted In the midst o f one o f these conversa tions by a young law yer wbo had beard that she wus omniscient and wanted to know If she could stute the rule In Shelley’s cuse. She could aud did. Bhe M id |>erhnpM be would like to know whether lienstK taken levaut and cou chant In withernam could be replevied. H e aaiil he wouldn’t trouble her for that gnd went away. Meantime John's condition grew Steudlly worse. He even felt Into the rhym ing hublt. and he would sit on the hotel pktxxM long a fte r sensible people were In bed. dreaming o f heroic deeds. Although be did not say so d i rectly. I know from chance remarks he made that he rather hoped ths Castle girt would go beyoud her depth some time while batblug so that hs could save her life. _ Tow ard the end of the John and the girl chanced to surf at the same time. Jol splendid swimmer. His style o f sw im ming Is what youths In country places call dug paddle. When I first saw John that morning he was swim ming vullantly toward the diving float, which Is unehorod * short distance from shore. A f t i r he bad taken about a dozen strokes >»e became tired He tired quite easily. 80 he stopped swlinmlug and stood on the bÿttoiq. He had made a slight miscal culation us to tbe depth, and ths wa ter reached above his eyes. H e began to about that he was drowning and begged piteously for help. T he Castle girl heard blm, and so did three or four others, wbo starred to aid him The Castle girl called them back. She swam out to h|tn and towed him Into shallow, ijmter. i John eTplalnedSthat there w as a pe culiar undercurrent In that place which Just wound around n fellow 's legs like ■ roj>e aud held hltn ran t O f coarse eyen the most powerful swim m er would’ succumb to It. . )Vç were leaving Henslow 0 0 Satur day morning Friday afternoon John told live he h'fld made up his mind to propose to the Castle girl. ( H s wtinted my advice as to the Itest style to adopt Some doubt existed In hrn jjrin rl as to whether It would l»e wisest to use blunt brevity, metaphor or carefully stated but plain aud businesslike a r gument. H e slab desired my opinion as to the resu lt I advised In favor of tbe plain, common reuse style. In the evening John found a a op portunity to unbosofo himself. He told her bow domestic hla tastes were, bow be longed to settle down, w h at hla salary was and bow much the president of his lieuk thought of him and ended by asking her to take a matrimonial chance with hlra. Tbe girl said It b a d never occurred to her that John thought of her In that way. Bhe said If she had ao much as auapectcy) that he waa {raveling In that direct lot) she would have set a switch open for- Dim and landed him safely on a sidetrack. Bhe was sure he wouldn’t say that she had done anything to en courage him total TOOK AM OAB AMD PV8MKD O W . you would see that she's Just flirting with you.*’ But It did no good to warn him. H e Insisted that she was the nicest girl who ever happened and that she would as soon commit murder as trifle w ith a tuan’a affections. “ Very well.” M id 1. “ I t must hs some time, aud It may aa well be now, while you are young and bave a strong couatltutloo.*' Tbe Castle girl was certainly very nice to Jobu when you take into con sideration w h it a clumsy, aw kw ard fellow be was and bow unkindly na ture had dealt with him touching hla face. 8he played croquet w ith b la all tbe next forenoon, aud In tbe after noon, when be asked her If she would like to go out rowing with him, she said she would be Just delighted to do ao. John bad never rowed s boat, but of course that didn’t matter. John braced nn tetr « T ito rl the pier and pushed off. Tbe Impetus seut the boat perhaps fifteen feet o u t Then, w ith an a ir of determination, he grasp ed the oars. H e let one o f'th em fall lightly Into the w ater and pulled very hard. Tbe raaulfi was that he lifted tbe oar Just above tbe girl’s ear and turned half a pint of water down tbe back of her neck. Bhe smiled, but her smile seemed to lack spontaneity. H e took a fling at the other oar and deposited another h alf plut In her lap. These little Irregularities made hl in nervous am) embarrassed, so that at ths next stroke lie missed the water altogether, and the our swuog around and struck hsr ou the side o f the h<od with greet force. About this time be lost his bel- ence. fell Itackwsrd aud was a boot to disappear Ir tbe briny depths when the girl opportunely gra*|*ed his fe et and restored him to equilibrium. Then she thrust her sleeves above her si bows, seized the ours and rowed ths boat to tbs pier. A fter that adventnre I felt pretty sure tt»e girl had conceited e reel Ilk lug for John. O f course I hadn't the reuiotagt idea why. I Imagined that after the boating Incident tbe girl would cease her efforts to make John happy. "* Kbe didn't, so I knew It was ho mere flirtation. - fit The more I saw of the Castle girt tbe hotter I liked her, She was vary vac- ssllle • and correspondingly popular. Bhe played golf and tennis, rode a bi cycle. understood sailing a yacht and wee quite at home aa a chauffeur. The«, agala. her stock of miscellaneous informstfou wae truly John lied loyally and M id she bad not. “1 knew you didn’t care for me,“ be. "but I conldu't help telling you all this. I ’m a fool. T h a t’s w h a t I am ___________ :------ _ _ _ _ _ ----------W- - “Oh, no!” Interrupted tbe girl. “I think you’re really a very sensible fel low. W hy. you should have board Charlie—but of course 1 mustn’t tall.“ Then she held out her hand to John, bestowed a look of deep sympathy upon him aud said she was vary, very sorry for hlm. . y . John toid me the whole story. H e still f d t that he had had a fa ir deal I didn’t, and 1 made several unkind remarks about the Castle girl. , Probably she Inferred from m y man uer when we met next morning that John had told me what had occurred Mid t ■’TJe has,” wild 1. “ Perhaps you think 1 flirted with him.” she w ent on. “ 1 do.” said I. “ 1 didn’t mean any harm.” M id aim. “O lds never do,” M id I. “ I t ’s an exceptional case,” M id she •Can you k e e p « secret 7” w “ Aa well as tbe next mao aud better than any woman,“ M id I. Bhe looked about her a trifle fear fully as though she had an Idea w hat she waa about to any might be over heard. “Suppose we go out on the plaaaa,” she M id. Wfi had the greater part of the plan- m to ourselves. I tried to remain In dignant at her, but 1 made an utter failure of it. « h e bad a trick of snail Ing at you and acting as though she regarded you In tbe light of a big brother In whom she conld safely con fide that was Irresistible. “You sec." she suld. “papa waa quite wealthy on<*, but be took a plunge In the market aud lost It all. H e’s In tbe real estate bpslneaa now. That's ths final refuge, you k n o w -th e last stop ping place on tbe route to the alms house—the real estate business or per haps canvassing for life Insurance. “ 1 felt I must do something. Papa didn't wish It. but 1 Insisted. Still I didn’t know what to do. I had never studied shorthand, aud I bated tne thought of being a telephone operator. One day a friend of mine who knew uay perplexity said to me: ’W hy don't, you go somewhere aa a social enter tainer? Eleanor Brackett has done graudly at It.* '“ And w hat might a social enter tainer b e t said I. “ 'W h y,' she M id . ‘a t summer hotels, you know, there are apt to be people who are reserved and unsocial and Others who form cliques. Tbe result Is that a great many guests go away dis satisfied and say the place la dull and tbe people wbo frequent It disagree able, nnd of course that damages the hotel proprietor’s chance of heavy pat ronage the next season. The social en tert a 1 uer circulates about among the guests, breaks up cliques, pulls the clammy and retiring people out of thetr corners and pushes them Into conver sation and keeps things generally mixed up and lively. “ ‘I t looks like a rather large order,' said I. •« * “ 'I t Is.* said she. ’but you can All I t Yon get the best of everything at the hotel and a good salary besides. Elea nor hns turned down half a dozen good offers for this summer. She can find you an opportunity, aud a fte r a season or tw o you’ll do aw fu lly well.’ “ I spoke to Eleanor about I t and she told me the proprietor of tbe Look- awny House Ht Henslow Beach had one of these positions often. 1 wrote to him, and he said I could coma o a a n d try It aud i f I .did well I should be compensated accordingly, n e ’s a very practical man, and he doesn't pay fo r the purely Imaginative. Tbe evening I arrived he pointed out your brother-in law. “ 'n e ’a Juat come down here,’ said he. 'S tart In on him. I don't know anything about him, bnt he looks like a fa ir subject fo e .a test. I f you can draw him out of his shell and get him *0 dance about and e|tend his money foolUhiy. aa a young man should, 1*11 employ you regularly.* "Ko I Just did the best I could to give Mr. Simpkins a good time. I never once thought of flirting w ith him, and I didn’t dream he waa taking things so seriously. I did so w a n t to make good.’’ “ W ell, you’ve certainly done It,” told I. .? “ 1 de feel sorry fo r M r. Simpkins, though W ill be really take I t very hard, do you think ? Those quiet chaps often have J t the worst, you know. W hy. I remember H arry, but o f courae I mustn't tell.” I detected Just the slightest naughty lowering o f her eyelid. “H e said he'd never be the same man ■gain.” a h e M id , .. ' ” I thought of several I d IX k Incidents ba John’s past U fa “I hope he won’t ” said L A « Itw e a F w r T h e s e W h o a m i Uew t h e O to W e w a B w aw kehw w ee. In the home smoking o f meat I hu'fi learned something by experimenting that Is a greet M v e r of work and of J. MO HBAT, MO DAMOMB OF FIKE, much more, consequence—keeps the meat In better shape during the smok ing proceea. I used a low smokehouse, and, handle the little necessary fife as best 1 could. It would sometimes heat tbe meat more than was good for I t K had the fire covered In a little pit In the center of the smokehouse. Then I tried a pit outside several feet from the building w ith an underground flue, bat a ll the heatgenerated In that went Into the smokehouse, so I t was unsat isfactory. I placed an old hratlng stove, with the lags ta k ffl off, on the ground abopt eight feet from the side of the smoke house, put en elbow on the stove and ran a pipe in through tbe side of the smokehouse. Then I started n little Bra In the stove, and as the «moke poured from the funnel It occurred to me to turn the smoke down, so I pot on an elbow w ith mouth pointing doem. and as th a t worked all right I put a length of pipe on that and watched to see What the smoke would do. In a moment It poured from the pipe right down near thw ground. The end of the pipe Is four or live Inches from the ground end nearly on a level w ith the bottom of the stove. I t werks finely. The cooled smoke rising from the ground conveys no beet to the meat, though quite a little fire la kept In the stova. T he fire needs but little attew «00, as the stove Is kept about closed all the time. I t la Verv M tlafsctorv A Fatal Letter. ▲ year had passed since they faced the parson together, and upon hla re- tuso home one night he found hie wife ths previsas evening and that V thought he had Just cense for com In tears. “W h a t are you crying about f he plaint. whatever bis view o f U might «■kyA be. A t any rate, she came over to the T V s J Just been r-readlng the 1 letter corner of tbe dining room where I was ta which yea p^propoeed." she sobtod. standing Juat before my departure and "W ell. I don't blame you,” be rejoin began coovorMtlsn. ed. “liv e ry tim e I think of that letter ® _ __ -—. ------ ------- w — — v r feel swearing.” *T fblt i Mirar no aoanrKiMx" It • i n “ 1 Uto eeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeaeeeeeeee« i A Narrow : : Escape. J i. .......Í V v \ ” 1 have suffered a good deal w ith ma laria and stomach oorupietnt.but I have now found a remedy th a t keeps m«* well, and th a t remedy to Kleetrio B it ters; a medicine th a t 1« medicine for stomach and liver troubles, aud for run down o o u d ltlo u ',’ * says W C Kleetler, of H a llid a y , A r k Eleotric Bitters pu rify and enrloh the blood, tone up tbe nerves aud Im p a rt vigor and eoergy^U> tbe weak. Y o u r m oney refunded If 1« falls to help you. 60c a t MoroPbanneqy “TM ■n.BRSHkl'H gOOUMATR.” “She asked in f to trail you. That's why I was so very Indecorous as to speak te you.” Hollins looked dumfounded. “Got me up here fo r nothing,' 5 , . naked la am azem ent “Couldn’t she b ate telegraphed? Beally, M1 m K im ball, I can’t see w hat good fou r years a t oollege have d ° °e M argaret i f they haven't taught bar to realize the rela tive Importance o f things. The idea of making me come w ay np here in the midst of bualnsM hours fo r noth Ing! I" « . Suddenly he stopped sh o rt A pair of lulachlsvous brown eyes Were laughing at him. “I mean, of course,“ he amended humbly, "that M argaret might have telegraphed and M ved ua both this trouble.” At thia tbe laughter babbled over. “I fear we are a pretty thoughtlees w * she admitted demurely. lot," “But we learn very easily. That's where our education benefits us perhaps. Now, don't let me keep you aw ay from business another second. I feel very guilty.“ Thia sympathetic little apology had Its effect on C u rtlM Roll Ins. H e be came all at once aware of the girl’s extreme prettlness. I t would be brutal to leave her la th a t Mg station alone tud helpIsM. “H e ng business!” waa his unexpect ed reply. “Do iron have to ctom the Mty. Mies K im b a llr “Yoe. 1 leave by boat from ths East river aide. But please don't both er about me, M r. Rollins. I ’m quits used to crossing the city alone, really.” "W h a t time does yttor boat leavet* ^ie inquired pertinently.*’ “ A t • o’clock.“ “It*s about 9 5 0 now.“ Rollins M id . ronanlttug hie watch. “T hat w in give us time for a little fun. W h at would yofi like to do moot, M bs KluiballT“ ; ' “ H a v e a college sundae and ride down tbe avenue on top of tbe bus.” «he announced unhesitatingly, "B ut seriously,” urged R o U t u s T h a T s eeriooa,“ protested Bloiaa " H a ra you outgrown duck simple forma of amusement?“ , " “ Not outgrown, Juat forgotten,” be assured her heartily. “ I think It wttl be a Jolly lark. Now lo r <he college sundae. W h at la your favorite dow e rr * Ok. shades of solema stocks and Itondsl I f M argaret could have seen them now! Blotse described a com plete revolutlao 00 her rotary Moot pt the thought of It. And the ride down on thp boa. hate off. w ith the brisk breeae blowing through their hair and everywhere the exhilaration as e f a holiday about them! “ I never had so much fun In my l i f e r Rollins exclaimed, with unaf fected enthusiasm. " I t ’s because you’re playing truant.” Eloise aaeured him “ Aren’t you hav ing f u u r he asked bar. “O f coorael I could squeal I ’m so happy.” ; "R ut you aren’t playing tru a n t W h a r- ' =• Leading to Crime. “Some Bfors ago lit H a rtfo rd .” said M ark Tw W a, “wo all went to church one h o t eweltering nigh)) to lu-nrifibe annual report of M r. H < l<‘f . a city missionary who w ent around finding people who needed help nnd didn’t wfcot to ask for It. ITe tolil of the life In cellars, where poverty resided: he gave Instances of tbe heroUui sod de votion of the poor. When a umu w ith millions gives, he said, we make a great deal of noise. It's a noire lu the wrong place, for it's the widow’s m lt* that counts. W ell, H aw ley worked me up to a great pitch. 1 could bardlv, w a if fo r him to get through. I find $400 I d my pocket 1 wanted tn give that and borrow more to give. You could see greenbacks In every eye. B ill Instead of passing the plate man ho kept on talking and talking and ta lk ing, and os he talked It grew hotter and hotter and hotter, aud we grew aleep- ler and sleepier and sleepier. M y fn - tbfolaxm went down. down, down, doWn -$100 at a clip—until finally, when the plate did come flround. I stole 10 cents out of I t I t all goes to show how s Uttle thing like this can lend to crime.*'- ' « R a in Reotoh. 't wo Bcotchmeu from ths uplands of Lanarkshire were recently on a visit to London. On the morning after tfceir arrival they discovered that the » •« h s ta n d In their bedroom was mlnua A fte r they rang tbe bell an attend ee kppaarad and aaked their wishes. The spokesman, who to habitually a fast speaker, said: “Ben np rape, qafok.” Tha attendant gased open mouthed a t tbe tw o Scots, then slolrly raid: “Not French, not German nor yet Spanish. W hat can It mean?” (< Becoming annoyed a t the delay, the Scotsman M id : “Man. can no un derstand plain Scotch?” Grasping a t the lest word like a drowning man a t a straw, the attend ant Sad and prasnptly returned w i t h - ye -------------------- «»> U nion P acific 3 Trains to Tha Cast Bally “A shivering spine,** M id a psycholo Through Pullm an standards and gist, “to the one Infallible proof of an tourist aieeplog-oers d aily to O m aha, artistic tem peram ent Does a shiver Chioago, Hpokane; tourist sleeplng-oar run up and down your spine when you dally to Kan sea C ity. R a d io in g etielr- listen to beautiful music or read a ears (seats free) to the East dolly. lovely poem or look at a adperb paint Ing? I f not. the gates o f a rt are closed fir. Dally. to you forever. All greet arttota and rilRTLAM D DKFOT. Lv. Daily. all good critics experience this shiver ing sensation of the backbone before a CH1CAOO PO ST LAUD for th . Ba«t worthy work o f a r t Some o f these «PKCIA1. ri» Huntington. t.M ».m. K38 » a 4 » F-ra- men use tbe shiver as a measuae. Tbe Pa««m Bigg«, (.top«) 13.1» p.nt. work that does not evoke it they pro •POKARB PLYKB, 7 00 p.m. »M em . nounce a failure. M y own spine Sag ao «tes Paeaae Bigg« ll/JOp.m 1.4» a.m. shivers best to music. Tbe violin solo Per Ba«trrn W ashington, Walla Walla, Lewte- that precedes the last act o f Mas Kw, Coeur d’Alene aud Uraat Northern potuta senet's *Thats* sets up In me a tre AI LAMTIC BXPMXUe molo movement that w rinkles tbe back for the la a t via Hunt- > ng toa. of my coat.” 7.4» p.m 0.4» a.m a« «top. fiag — 11 ■' 1 ■ 1 ■■ ....... . ■ Paaaaa Bigga Why Refer to Doctors 1 1 .» p a , i l l a.m. » » a .m . 4.00 p m . PURTLA ND-RKMM LOCAL, . . . local * “ far all pointa bal wean Bigg« and FerUaad. Arrive« at Bigga I X » «.a. Lv. 3 1» p S For full Inform ation call on or addreae W m . M oM U R R A Y G e n i Passenger Ag**m , mike Because we medicines for them. W e tell them all about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and th e y p re s c rib e it fo r coughs, colds, broochitis, con* sumption. They trust It. .Then you can afford to trust It. Ask your own doctor. -* The beat kind ot a testim onial— “ •o ld tor over s ix ty years.” > n n v A iiL iA . ß Portland, Oregui*. W B li M M W « have bo morota I W o publlsk Uto formolo« o f o il on» modUiooo. v a ria P ills g re a tly a id t h a C h a rra ‘• c t o r a l In b re a k in g u p a c o ld . E u re k a Lodge N t . 1121. A. K a A. M , Moro, Or riti» ut* Meet« (he first siid llilrd Tbursi'ey <'vcnlngs of ei ino iitli Visiting e o rd lilly Invited to meet By order o f U ie W . M , J. M. P a rry * Hvcretsry B o f h ls h s m Tm e Ibis N o lS iN ortbb ud M uch I2 ‘86pm 12.66 1.00 1.16 1.80 1.40 .....B ig g « ........ . . .U lb e o u s .,.. ........Sinks........ . . . W a a œ .... . . K lo u d yk e .. . . . Handou , . . H e y Canon J cl ..M c D o n a ld s .. . . . DeM cm e... ........ Moro . . . . ..E ra k ln v illa . .G ram Valley. . . . B o u rb o n ... ........ K e n t . . . . .. . . W i l c o x . . . . . . S haul k o . . . 2.40 1.10 a 86 4.00 4 20 6.00 arv S T A T IO N S doily 11.06 el V« 10 86 10.26 10.16 10.00 9.6ft For rare« and Information apply to C R A B T R E E , A g e n t, M o ro . O r. SOUTHERN PiCIfIC CO., C h a p te r No 7» U.KH Itegli lar uoiuniuuJnallon soli 2d and 4th lliure- duy evenings m onthly By order W .M . Mb* Helen P arry, Heey Court of tbe State ot Orntfon for Sberrowu fi'Hint,. adruiniMtrstor of tbe eoi«1« of Jaoe W WtlliMio«, deoo«s«d, mu! b«« duly qnsli- flt-d no ouch. AU pvrsou« havinti chutua «itainit tbe e«tftteo( ««id dooo toed ore boro by nolihod to preosnt the «atu« to mo at tbe law iiffioe« of Muiudl A Brjraut, in the olty of Moro, Oreooa, verified a« by law reqair rd wilbin ant inobtb« from dots o f first yob- liontioo of Ibi» votiot*. bated auo first pule lisbed at Moto, Orason. Deosiubor IH, 1MM. Jons « ILL! am «, Adiniuiatrator of lû t «étatsof Jaoe W William«, M BIMOL A B a Y AMT, deOeMaed ftldlMjlft-83O| Attorney« for Maiale J^OTICS OF ADM1N1HTRATION. , Motioe i« hereby given that tbe andar ■luoad baa >a-eu appointed by tbt County Coart of lb« alai« of Oregon for Hbermau oounty, adniiuuirHtor of tb«»«taieof He beo ua MoJ.itu«, dvMaaod, aud ba« duly qaali- fird a« auob. - All uornont bavinti claim« apaiaat tbe ca lai« of a-dd deceaasd ar« hereby notified to present the name to me at tb« law offloae <>f ruy attorneys, Melodi A bryaui, in tbe city of Mom, Oregon, verified ne by law re quired, wit but «lx mouth« from tbe dele of brat pnbtiouilou of lh*e notice, to-wit, No vember 27tb, lWOM. — J. J. t cKAarrzs. Administrator ot Kebeees MeLatie, sisDi. A B st sr, deosaeed 6tuY7dX6 Hi»J 11. riouth- bouud paite ugr d ally yers^r«, Attorneys for E s ta te ^U M IN IH T K A lU R H NOT1CR. ■ Notioe ie hereby given that the under ■igoed, h«'i*beeu appointed by tbe County Court of tbe 8t»te of Gzegon for Hbermau T h a t fish w ill soon be caught that oouuly, administrator of toe estate of P M Buggies, deosaeed, aud has duly qualified nlbb,es at every b e lt— Itall/tu I’roverb. e« euob. All persons having elaims again«* the estate of said deesaesd, srs hereby no tified to present tbe same to me, at tbe law ‘SPORTS A DISEASE” offloes of Meiudl A Bryant, in tbe oily of Moro, Oregon, verified sa by law required, Behool Athletes Exalted to Demigods, wilbin aix month« from date of first publi cation of tbia notice. To-wit, Nov. 20, IMMk 8ays Chioago Educator. O. N. K uo O lb «, Administrator, of tbe Estate of P. M Ruggles Football and American sports Is M b is u i . A B biamt , deoeaeed general have become a .national dis Mn20dto817] Attorney« for Estate ease, according to President O. 0. 8chneider of the Chlcsgo board o f ed ucation. H e was led to this declara tion through tbe criticism o f Superin tendent of Schools Cooley, who com plained o f tbe physical culture work tfl the high schools. “O ur system o f sports lu tbe high schools is anything but educational,” «aid M r. Schneider.’ “T he youngsters that do the playing are taught that they are better than tbclr fellows. I f they can Iraet some one else, they are exalted like demigods. I t has reached • time when so called eport la really a disease.” O regon S hort L ine Dees Y e u r Spins S hiver? , “Three little words,“ she answered mysteriously. I, Curtiss waited to henr them. “ ’An Irreclaimable freak, but a dear*—that’s w hat Margaret always M e re Lodgo, N o . 113, called yon.” 1. O. Q. F. Moro. Oregon F or a moment Curtiss* expression Meets every Halurday was as gloomy as the fate his imagi venlng at 7 50 o’clock Visit! ug members are nation depicted. cordially Invited. Mvm “Just three little words!” he repent bore are expected to be ed solemnly, “W h a t a narrow escape! presen u O A . Meloy, N . G. Suppose M argaret had not M id them?” ltobert M . Brest). Necretarv. “W h y. I Should have discovered .................¿ - M F - ■ them ifiyself,” Eloise answered him. ^ O T lC B O F A DM twIîT ^ AHOM. .> - “ H o w wonderful!” exclaimed her lover, reverently clasping her to blm. Nnlioo 1« hereby g i’ on that the uudsr- and'Eloise let him think so. oiaued hs« tissu «ppointsd by Mu* (Joeuty I ♦4 M e d le ln a t h a t le M e d ia l« « . ■“ I'm Juat playing.“ Interrupted Eloise quickly. “ Aud that's more fun than anything else In the world.“ * Rollins was the first te break tbe lit tle conacloua silence that followed. ” 1 waa aw fu lly rude to you at the S By M AKTBA C. SANFOKO. S station. Miss Kim ball. I hope you’ll forget It. I dou’t know w hat you • — 1 ' - ’ - • • • Copyrighted, IMS. by Aaeoelatsd thought of me.” I J t e r a r y P t . m e “ M argaret had prepured me for the •e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e worst." she M id. . . • t 1 . 1 “ W h a t had she told you?” he de Curt las Uolllna dashed breathlessly luto the Central station Just as the manded. “I t w ill probably do me good man behind the megaphone announced. to hear.” Eloise let him bave the merclleM “Incoming 8 o’clock up state expreto truth. on track 1 4 “ H e made his way nerv “ And I suppose you agree w ith her?” ously through the anxious crowd surg be questioned, h alf In jM t. half In w r- ing toward the gate and took up hla Best. position In tbe line behind tbe guard “ M argaret doesn't h alf know bow Ir ropes. reclaimable you are," Eloise answered Then, serene in tbe consclousneM w ithout a perceptible flicker of mock that be was. a fte r all. en time, bis mind • • • • • • • laiwed Into contemplation of the busi I t was w ith a strangely new aensa ness problem from which be had tlon that C u rtlM Rollins stood wateb- wrenched himself but ten minutes be Ing a ship M il out to sea long after the fore. The passengers, hurrying by. from flatter of a certain little handkerchief the train, made no Individual lmpree bad become Indistinguishable before slou upon him. H e stood there as one he turned his face tow ard towfi again, waiting to be recognised and set lu which, be had decided^ had grown sud motion. Suddenly he was aware that denly dull and lonely. In the days that he wns being spoken to. fo llow ed he was absorbed and preoccu “ You don’t remember m a I ’m afraid. pled to a uotlceable degree * Mr. Rollins.“ “C u rtlM has grown freakier than His bewilderment as he looked at ever.” wrote M argaret to E love In des the girl was quite evident. 1 peration. “ I did hope the sight of such ‘T in afraid 1 don't,” he began etum- u refreshing creature na you. tuy dear, bllngly. Then tn a flash his face light would wake blm ap, and Pm ,sure be ed up, and be grasped her hand cor did enjoy the afternoon he spent w ith dially. “Yea, I do.” he retracted. “I you. In fact, a fte r I first got home he ranietnlwr you perfectly, but I can't re spoke of you several times voluntarily, call >our Dim »." called you 'Intelligent and sympathetic,’ “ Blolse K im ball,” the girl Informed which Is the very acme of admiration him. “I'm M argaret's roommate.“ from Curtiss. “To be sure.“ he assented genially, “On the strength of this before we though In reality the recollection ef left town I told him all about you and that distant day spent In a w hirl and your fnm lly (tactfully, of courael and flutter of eudlmaly accumulative girls w hat a charming suqjmer place Cliff- momentarily dismayed him. vllle Is. adroitly suggesting that he’d As he bent down quite as a m atter of find It au Ideal spot to spend bla vaca course to take up her suit case he re tion. But all to no purpose, my dear membered that tills wasn’t tbe girl he Eloise. A telegram hns Just come had come to meet a fte r all. from him saying he’s been called aw ay "ifte a t heavens,” he exclaimed In on au urgent m atter and w ill be gone dismay, “ I'm a fra k l I ’ve missed my ala Indefinitely. ter! Did you hai>pen to aee her on tbe “T h a t means that when he gets back train. M1 m Kim ball?“ ho’ll plunge Into business harder than A t this B loke could hardly keep ever, and all the romantic Influence of from laughing o u trig h t Tbe man waa the summer season w ill have spent certainly living up to hla reputation. Itself In vain, so fa r as Curtiss Is con “An Irreclaim able freak” was M arga cerned.” ret’s sisterly w ay of describing blm. This letter Eloise hugged ardently to “She Isn’t coming until the 10:80 her until the felicitous moment should train tonight,“ Blplae Informed blm. come when she could laugh over Its contents with C urtlM . “You see.” she told him when tbe moment did come. “I suspected your motive from the very day of your a r rival In C llffvllle.” “M argaret is a most remarkable girl,” C u rtlM commented, glancing again a t tbe letter. “She uoderyUude people. 1 Have always said so.” “ Especially ’Irreclaimable freaks,’ “ Eloise rem inded him roguishly. Curtfits made a w ry face, then laugh ed lu fp lte of hlntaelf. “W h a t made you think me worth re claiming, dearest?” he asked her ten- jk ify - Sunlit, O hm < Shasta lauta EA 8T via 8O U TH Overland Exp rem tra in * for Salem , (toeeburg, Aahlaud, ttocramento, Og den, Hen Preucteoo, Stockton L o t Atigelee. E l Peeo, New Orieaue and Uie E m I. Leaves Portland (Jutou Depot, 8.46 p. in . Arrives 7.26 a .u i., d ally . .M o rn lu g train oonueolsat Woodburn d ally except rtuoday w ith tret us for M t. A ugel, Silverton B fow navllto, Springfield, W e u d lio g aud N a tro n . Leave« Portland U n io n Depot 8.80a.m . arrlvee 6.66 p. m . Eugene paeeeuger connect« a t Wood burn w ith M t. Augel and Sllverloa local. Leaves Portland U n io n Depot 4.16 p. in., return* 10.86 a .m ., d ally , Corvallis pausenger leaves Portland U niou Depot 7.30a in ., arrives6.60 p.m. D a lly . Sheridan paveeuger leaves P ortland U nion Depot 4 60 p.m ., arrives*.26 a .m . D ally. — — ____________ _____ .• Forest Grove passenger leaves Port land Union Depot 10.4o4 p .m ., arrlvee I 60 p.m . > D a lly except Sunday. P O R T L A N D OSW EGO S U B U R B A N S E R V IC E A N D Y A M H I L L D IV IS IO N . Depot, Foot o f Jefferson Street. Leaves from Jeffereon street depot for Dallas and Interm ediate points daily, 4.16 p.m. A rriv e Portland, 10.16 a .u i. T h e Independence M onm outh Motor L in e operates d aily to M oitoiouth and A lrlle, connecting w ith b T P. Uo’fi trains a t D s II m and Independence. Tickets to Eastern pointe and Europe, also Japan, C hina, H o no lulu and Australia. . » C IT Y T IC K E T O F F IC E , Corner T h ird and W ashin gton . Phone M ain 7x1» P o rtland, O r, - C. W . STIN G ER . W m . H cM URRAY C H y T ic k e t Agent. Gen-Peas. A g t N oticb F or publication . N ot coal l a n d . P u b l i / h a Jtnw. r . Department of the Interior, LaudOffloe a t Tbe Dalles, Or., November itth . It Notioe is hereby given tbet Pisa Wurkinger, of Ajax. Oregon, who, oo May 6tb, IMD, taade bomeetead entry (Herial No. 01668) No 1078«, for tbe E H N B X . w e » . N S ' N W ^ i « }0MMOMK 84 T p 1 south,range 1» east, W illam ette Me- ridiaa, ha« filed notioe of intention to In the Cirouit Court of tbe M ate of Ore make final five, year p ro jf, to eatablleb gon, for Hherynan «roñar County. olaim to tbe land above deeorib«d, before P laintiff, George W Parman, United Htatea Gornroi«- Flora Cunnf itogh« •ioner, at bin offlo« at Condon Oregon,on »be va. A. J. Cuouiegbara, Defendant. Y9th day of Deoember, 1908. Claim ant namee as witnpaeee. George To A. ¿.beunioglixm . t i e above named de Hrnith. Walter Hmitb, A K York, and Bertel fendant. rojrn, ell of Ajax, Oregon Io the name of tbe Rtate of Oregon: in»7d36-8l81 O. W. Moons, Raglstot Mb You are hereby required to appear and answer tbs oompleint filed againel you in • UMMONH. -In the Circuit Court ol the B u t e the above entitled «nil, »0 or before tbe last I o f Oregon for Hhermun Couaty. ’ day of tbe time prescribed in tb« order of I publication, towit, oa or bafore tbe lAth day Fanny Boa I, P laiu tiff, ve. V of January, 1WW, and if you fnil to ao ap ) pear sod answer, plaintiff will apply to tbe Alexander Boal, Defendant court for tbe relief demanded iu the oom- To Alexander Boal, tbe above named de dot filed bereio again«! you, to-wit, for e fendant. deoree dissolving tbs bond« of matrimony In tbe na | name of the State of Oregon: now exiating between »he plaintiff and vonr Vott are hereby required to appear and self, oa tbe mronoda of draertion, and for anawer tbe oomplatut filed ng a lual yon In snob other and further relief aa to the Ooart the ai«iv« entitled suit, on or before tbe laet ay seem equitable end just. day of tbe time preambled in the order of This summon* ie served upon yon by pnb pnhhoMtion, t iwit On or before tbe 16tb day lioation thereof for a period ot nix «uooeaa of January, 1.4)9, ano If yon fail toao appear lee weeks in TbeBherman Oeeuty Olim-rrer, and answer, plaintiff will apply to ibeUouit a weekly newspaper of general eironlntion for tbe relief demanded in tbe oontolfiina pobltabed to Rherman eoeatv, Oregon, in filed herein againet you, to wit: F o r a deeree (>nr«natice to an order of tbe Hon Wm tie n - dissolving tbe bond« of matrimony now ax- rmhe, Judge of the Oounty Court of Bher- isttng between tbe plaintiff and yourself oa mgji oounty, Or«u'4»t duly made on the 2d the grftuode of oroel and inhuman ooodnet of Deeember, IfiOfi, and tbe date of tbe and desertion, end for snob other end fur first poblleatieo thereof la tbe 4th day of tber relief as to the court may seem equit- December, 1808. anle a«d JneX sz OiAUM BraAanr, Thia summona la served upon you by pnb- 7M4J16-8191 Attorney for Plaintiff lieation thereof (or a period of ala eueeeee- ive weeks in thedhermao County Ol Server, a weekly newspaper ef senerel etrealatiua published In Hherman oounty, Oregon, in purauanoe to anorderof tbe Wm Uen- riebs. Judge of tbe Oounty Court of tther- man oounty, Oregon, dnty m a d e on tbe 3U day of Deoember 1909, and h e data of the first pnbiteetioa thereof is the 4th day of Ron. Deeember, 1908. Wautmgta Saroa, 7td4jl6 8191 for Plaintiff