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About Cloverdale courier. (Cloverdale, Tillamook County, Or.) 190?-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 10, 1917)
How to Do Things had been making lure in over the will ’ «' i, did ui t believe tho likeness you —at least till 1 had learned all uliout her sent her was your own. She went to I She was there sure enough, looking M., taking the photograph with her, Pnblisbed Every Thursday ; as pretty as a picture a brunette with and a mutual friend of hers and Mr. a profusion of Jet black hair, a statolv Atkins there told her that it was Ids Drop a live coul Into the vvuter with Frank Taylor, Editor and Publisher. figure anti as mischievous an eye as picture. Before leaviug towu she saw which you wash u saucepan that has ever 1 saw in a woman. When 1 first you at work at your instrument nud been used for onions. It will quite “ Entered as second-class matter, Nov saw her she was talking with another knew that you were her correspondent. tuko the oniony taste away. ember 13th, 1905 at the post office at Ulo- girl about her own age. uml that 1 Then Mr.' Atkins returned from the Boll very dirty curtains In water to verdale, Tillamook County, Oregon,un might nol give myself away to Foster war. SMt w ent again to M., made his which some bleaching soda has been der Act of Congress, March 3rd, 1878. I asked him to introduce me to the acquaintance and told him the secret. added. It Is wonderful how It gets other girl. “Meanwhile you had gone to G., and them back to a good color. Directions S ubscription R atxb She proved to he Miss Ellen Ornisbv. the moment you entered the ballroom for use ure printed ou the packet in One Year, in advance .....................$1.00 a staid young woman whom 1 found Nellie recognised you. She saw your which you buy it. Six Months............................................. 50 Three Months.........................................25 rather hard to talk to. I asked her attention fixed on me and Introduced Make the best parts of worn table Single Copy.............................................05 * ♦ who was the girl she was with when 1 you. Your enjoyment In the part you cloths Into table napkins. If washed ♦ was Introduced to her. aud she said she were playing gave us double what vva- at home such napkins will last for + By WARREN MILLER ♦ + A dvertising R ates evident in you. When your invitatio , months. Don't starch. Iron when was Agues Miller and. taking the hint, came Displayed Advertisements, 00 cents pei we decided to spring the Joke on rather damp aud they will be quite offered to iutrodu.v me. 1 accepted inch per month, single column. All There is no more favorable oppor and was introducer* you here at the theater. We wrote Mi stiff enough. Local Reading Notices, 10 cents j>er Atkins to find out if possible where on. Add a few drops of lemon Juice to I don't think 1 ever chuckled so In tunity for young people of opposite sex line for each insertion. seats were and get two more near atiy soup or gravy that Isn’t “tasty" Timber land notices $10.00 to poke fun at each other than over a my life as when 1 found myself incog- | them. This he learned through you. enough. I.euiou Jut, e brln; - up tho Homestead notices 5.00 telephone or telegraph wire. There ti a uito chatting with the girl whom 1 had "So you see that a man set- flavor In a most wonderful way. Political Announcement Cards $10.00 fascination in operating from behind u been saying soft tilings to over the ' hini«elf up to outwit when a girl he must Rub flatirons before using on a rag wire. I made up my mind to stave off shield rendering one invisible. A girl sharpen Ids own wits on a whetstone.' a pi •»> of w.. . »;»• l> e.al J ob PitPAic^HEvr will delight to say things to a man who the denouement as long ¡is possible. It was nil plain enough now. I a tn has wht.-h been tied The wax ei ik, tho My Job Department is complete in ever} can't Not for t!ie world would I give her any her and doesn't know who she know-lodged myself beaten and afte. Iron simply slip over w. never in belt-.: respect and I am able to do all kinds Is. 1 see a telegraph operator when a (lew to my identity by the slightest the play Invited tho party to the bos, ironed Commercial Job Printing on short young was reference to what hid passed between man, and 1 noticed this disposi notice at reasonable prices. that*could bo obtained. I Mn bo a beefsteak pudding vrlth half tion in many a girl operator with whom us. And as to letting her know even supper There Is a sequel to tills story, hut beef uml kidney aud half well boiled that I was u telegraph operator, noth I talked over the wire. 1 am a matter not to be given here. Tho gi t of it 1 - ui.natron! or rice. It will be Just :is THURSDAY. MAY 10, 1917 of fact sort of a fellow myself and ing would tempt me to ii>k giving that I paired off with Ml«s Miller uml nourishing as If you had used tiII meat. away the whole tiling by doing e > . ■' ! doubt if it would ever have o lined Sam w ith MIsa Ornisby. \\ hen civ:tut will not whip add he T. , bamboozle a girl In tills fash 1 danced «everal times with Agnes White of an egg to tho contents of the If, for instance, the logs of the to |0n me to noj ,pe girl sy|oxvtt a illeposl Miller and once with her fill ml I.'licn howl. le t both egg ttnJ cream be Oriuahy. 1 coin hided to go slow with chairs surrounding card table were ! tion to bamboozle me. come thoroughly chilled, then try first tried it was an opera Miss Miller, hut I got in a number of to be ordered taken from the seats, tor She at who again, uml the cream will be found to as compliments and several looks Imlieat- I a station about twenty miles whip easily. there would be an army of men away from me. I was In the town <>f lag my admiral ion for her. When I ! Iron saucepans should be cleaned as that if they did not enll.-t they M., while the girl was out at G.. a way left her to catch im trulfi. which 1 did j soou as possible after use nud lf mty- Always on the Job. station some twenty milrs distant in before the dance hud eude.l. I pressed "Now, children, could become useful In producing the thi“g Las boon bot'-'.i In thorn I want to talk to you country. She had more time on her her hand and received a slight pressuie | a few moments about one of the most •v ♦ <rt greasy some x: da tv I boll tbls up something to feed the people. hands than 1, and I suppose this is in return. Important organs tn the world," au- what set her on to quizzing me. She Very soon after this l received a nounoed the minister to the Sunday There is a great deal of talk stavted in one night about 9 o’clo shock at the return of Ram Atkins. school. “What Is Milk Is an Economical Spanish war was over, and Sam nowadays about the mcessity of after having taken a message from me. Tlie -ÏÏFM C 71 lf 1 r d h s And Nourishing Food by asking me what was go had come home in ex' client health and raising more live stock, says E L. | beginning a w ay, b o a t s ing on in town; bow 1 liked M.; If handsome as ever. What dis< oneortrd away, never ceas JPotter. of the O. A. C , hut I've there was any fun going on there and me was that in s> me way—I having ing whether you The average pci son In this country sent my girl Ills photograph he might her di<djke at being com stock cannot he grown without expressing wake or sleep, uses spoil my fun. Rut on secoud thought little more titan n Itulf pelled to live in a little way station feed and there is no use talking! like G. From this we fell to talking it occurred to me that there was no night mid day, pint of only milk a duily. This quanti v \ ..a week In and week very profitably be increased about raising more live stock until about ourselves and naturally, ua per likelihood of this sim e she was so far uw out. mouth lu and milk is avulluble, says tlie when United sons of opposite sex at that,age inva- from bniti of us. more feed is produced at prices munih out, year Stales department of agriculture. Econ i enough i . to lustifv • , for ! riablv •; do, • Dtiallv drifted on , to love amt . He did give a scare one evening when cheap its use „ , . In and year out, omy in the diet docs uot always depend he came to my room and seeing u new y & J . ! marriage. I* rom love aud marriage In and pretty face among the photographs without any ef upon limiting the use of certain foods, feeding purposes. 1 he man whoj general we dropped into specialties, at fort on your part, but sometimes it is a question of ac on my table began to quiz me. Ho de accumulates a lot of stock without last narrowing the topic down to our clared he would scour the country hidden away, as tually Increasing tlie use of foods knowing whore lit is to get the feed selves. It were, tn the depths, unseen by you, furnish uutritlve material at round fill lie discovered the original of me along in the channel throbbing, throbbing rhythmically all which for them is only courting disaster she The laid girl out led herself relatively low cost. tHU I admitted that, the picture. life long?" Many people of milk only as a being a lottery, 1 would about Cm my return from G. I resumed my | your and. while his efforts might be in marriage During tlie pause in the effective ora beverage, hut If think they understood that telegraphic chat with her, enjoying it as lief marry a girl I had no knowl spired by the purest motives of edge of as one I had met and loved. far more than, before from having torical delivery a small voice piped It Is In reality a nourishing food they would Increuse their daily allowance. patriotism, the result would be a All I required was to know that the made her acquaintance. It was very forth: “The gas meter."—Country Gentle Milk contains the body building ma I was to marry possessed a fair amusing to talk with her, having seen man. detriment instead of a benefit to girl terials (protein uml mineral i uliatances, amount of good looks. One thing led her, while 1 was still unknown to her this country. such as llmo and phosphorus), and to another till it was arranged (hat she extopt through Srtni Atkins’ photo The Stranger Obliged. also supplies energy for carrying on should mail mo her photograph and 1 graph. Rho continued to complain of BEGINNING AT THE WRONG END. should send her mine. Then if we wore the dullness of G., so l concluded to A stranger walking along a country the body functions. The following her to come t ■ town and go w ith road in the suburbs of Dublin met an shows the quantities of various foods The country newspapers are be mutually pleased we might proceed ask me to the theater. Tins would I t her Irishman who was bolding a rum by needed to supply ns much protein or further toward forming on acquaint ing appealed to to urge the farmer ance encay rs n quart of bulk: Into the secret < f my having sent her the horns. with a view to matrimony. "Will you bold this ram." said the I'roieln. A quart or milk Is equal to to greati r production. The ap The next day I looked over my stock another loan's photograph, but I must Irishman, “just while 1 climb over this •even o.Dices of sirloin steak, or six let that out s< me time, anil there was peals ceme from professors of col of photograph»—not of myself, hut of no gate and open it uii'v.: of round steak, or four and especial reason for d lay. friends—and. selecting one of Sum leges, the clubs of the cities, etc. my front the other lire- lentils of eg" . nr eight and three Atkins, the best looking fellow in (lie She accepted the 1 11 vitati- u with alac side ?" fifths ounces of fowl. The farmer is. and always haf lot. 1 sent it to the girl. Sam was off rity and appointed a night. 1 procured “Certainly.” re Energy.- A quart of milk Is equal to couple of scats and wrote her that I plied the obliging been a progressive producer. His at the Spanlsh-Ainerienn war ut the n would eleven ounces of alrloiit steak, or twelve meet her at the station and take aud I trusted to his getting shot business is production, and like or time, stranger ns he ounces of round si -ik. or eight and a of disease so that I might not her from there yj the theater; she seized the boms. half evg.v, or ten and seven tenths other good business men, he is on get dying would know me by a hit of orange rib into trouble by passing him off for said unices of fowl. worn in my buttonhole. To keep the “Thanks," the alert for a greater production, myself. In return I received a i Icture bon ishman A tatde nf comparative costs of these the fraud till li r arrival I naked her when I r he pretty girl, who I Judged to up carry the same as the business man is to of from a rather got to foods would show that If milk is sell a few violets in her left baud. her features was full of mis the other side ing at Kt cents n (pm t sirloin steak a greater and bigger business. chief, the very one to pvt up Just such V.hen Miss Miller alighted from the “T h e v i c i o u s in list sell a i low ns 22.3 cents n pound train and saw me. whom she had met Now it comes to pass that Uncle a complication as we were entering before, with tho orange ribbon in my b r u t e attacked and eg-s at 25.1 ecu's n dozen 1“ sup upon. Upon her lips was an engagiue Sam wants recruits for his army smile and in her eyes a very saucy buttonhole she stood still for u mo me an hour ago, and 1 have been strug ply protein at equal cost. It would to get avvtiy* ever since. So long also show that milk even nt 15 cent* a ment: then, simply remarking that we gling and the farmers’ ¡ois and the look. as you hold his horns be can t hurt you. pin i t Is ii cheap source of energy as had met before nud I had do clved her that the wires began to warm farmers’ help are quick to respond. up Aftpr Furevveill I hope you'll he as lucky In compared with sirloin steak and eggs. our conversations, (ill at last about tlie photograph, we left the sta getting ti way." Hence, the opportunity tor the they with te n, and, since it was a nrmnn r even- came to a white heat with love usual, production is handicapped passages. When we h id Gird a lot of lug and au hour must olnjoe l efore missiles at each other we Pecan the play would be'-'In, we walked to a » « K l and then to appeal for greater pro sucli about meeting.' At Try pro park or central qtiar» and r at down on duction to institutions that hake to posal talk to go see h r : he ouoiod d-'WU one of the benches. S!i" tin- i reproved always aimed at, and made, the a bit. and it to was easy to see that her me mildly for sending her tho wrong was the result of fighting photograph, hut said she didn't mind greatest production that was pos exuberance behind a masked buttery. I made sev that since site hud made tny to qiiaiut- sible, seems to us like attempting eral propositions to go t* see tier on a nu a* at G. the impossible. certain day and houf. but for every When we entered the theater and In ever line of Merchandise, but none our seats hut few people had ar W ould it not be a better plan time I set she gave some reason why took lie Inconvenient or Impossible rived. We enjoyed ourselves (batting more especially than in for these professors to urge the It for would her t'L receive me. At last It oc about our telegraphic correspondence closing of pcol halls and card curred to me to go up and look her over aud watching the audience cin e lit my heart stood "till. rooms in the cities and towns so without an appointment. Never hav Suddenly Who should and take tlie two ing seen me, she wouldn't know me. th a t'th e arm y of men and boys So one day, having secured a leave, I sent In tho in-xt enter row in front of us hut who hang around them could started to see my charmer. On arrival Ram Atkins and Miss Milter's friend, t Our largo stock is in every instnnue the best that can be had I had met at G , Ellen Ornisby. be put in the production class, I walked up Into the village and on the whim Tlie expression ■ u their faces was, to street met my girl, whom l recognized and our aim will be to keep the high standard up. thus assisting the farm er to re at once by her photograph. I followed say the least, peculiar. Smiles were place the help th a t ha» gone to her Into several shops arid finally to a struggling to assert themselves which yellow house that stood bark from the the three were endeavoring to sup service. street. She went into the bowse, aud. press. I cast a hasty glance at my com having waited half an hour for tier to panion and sow her eye» fairly dance DO YOUR SHARE. come out, I concluded she lived there. wiih n mingled delight, mis Id. f and 1 knew- a man in the place. Torn Fos triumph. ter. and. hunting him up. told him that I knew at once that the n ine I had Are you doing your chare in there wa3 a girl hi the town I wished tieen playing had not only been discov the cause of humanity? The to know. lie said there was going to er,<1 hut lutd been turned against me. world's progress is caused not he a dance that evening and all the “Sum, you rasr-aip I exclilmed. I only by the mighty pushes of its girls in the place would bo there. He “You're n traitor to your own soxf* •, heroes, but also by the aggregate would take me with him, and If he My remark occasioned a burst of of the tiny pushes of each honest knew the girl I wished to meet he laughter from the .whole party except would introduce me. I thought that myself. worker, and ever/ man who re Stoves Ranges Farm and an excellent plan since It would give “Come," I sa'd. “explain the matter." fuse* to push because hie effort me the advantage of keeping my af At this moment the orihestia struck would be so email ia making a Garden Tools fairs to myself. I could obtain an In up the overture, and in ten minutes foolish mistake. troductlon to different girls without more the curtain rose. Mr lormentois And everything usually kept in a first-claes hardware storr, and my introducer knowing the one I was fereed me to wa’t till the er.1 of the E/ee of the Chameleon. first act before giving me an explana especially Interested In. all good» »re of the best quality. The chameleon's eyes are situated In That evening I went with Foster to tion: then my companion said: tiny sockets proje'-tlng from the bead, j j,a |j the dance was to take “Nellie Ornisby Is a telegraph opera I By this curious contrivance the pe place. He asked about the girl I wish tor at the C* nation and he < lx en your ' cullar little animal can see In any ed to know and why I wished to know correspondent. Rhe sent you my pbo- ,2 c. direction without the sllghtset motion ber and all that, but I evaded his ques ! tograph wjtli my coifreut instead of J tions. I didn't propose to let the girl ! her own and, having no more confl | save of the eye. herself know that I was the fellow she ' deuce|p ysu Li such a matter Ui*n her- CLOVERDALE COURIER ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ❖ ♦ ♦ ♦ * * OVER THE WIRE A Telegraph Oper ator’s Story + * + ❖ ❖ * * + ❖ + + * ♦ + Light t Chaff Quality Counts • HARDWARE Builders’ Hardware, Tools Shelf aud Heavy Hardware Alex McNair & Co.,