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THE GOiOfi GLOBE
HARTSHORN & MERESSE
FRIDAY, OCT. 9, 1908.
Bl'&HORUTION PRIfE, 11.90 FsaYKAR.
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NEWS OF THE WEEK
Kenneth Welsohns visited at
Clem Sunday and Monday.
D. B. Thomas made a flying
trip to Arlington Monday.
M. J. Lynch came up' from
Gwendolen Wednesday to look
after I usi.iess matters.
R. M. Rogers returned Mon
day from Salem where he went
last week with two prisoners for
the state penitentiary.
Mrs. A. Larsen and daughter,
Miss Mabelle, returned Mon
' day to their home in this city
after an extended visit in west
ern Oregon and in Washington.
Miss Larsen has resumed her
work at the post-office. Mrs.
Larsen visited in Salem.
R. Stanton who has been work
ins at the carpenter trade in
Idaho, arrived in Condon Mon
day evening for a few days' visit
with relatives and friends. He
is foreman of a warehouse build
ine crew and will go from here
to points along the Columbia
River where several jobs are
waiting.
The Condon Meat
& Ice Company
"Is prepared to 'supply
everyone with thn best
! of meat from their shop
meat that is kept during
these warm days in our
storing room of a temper
ature nearly down to
freezing. We are also
turning out a ton and a
half of ICE every twenty
four hours.
I G E
Keep Cool with the pure
home frozen product.
100 pound cake 75 c
Less quantities leper lb.
Phone calls for either
meat or ice promptly ans
wered and delivered to
home or place of business
at anytime of the day.
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Dealers in
GENERAL MERCHANDISE
Jilt-rer;y 5.7068 for I)er; are (juararteed
to stand the hardest knocks.
SNOWDRIFT FLOUR
S. B, Barker came in on the
flyer Monday evening from
Portland.
This office is in receipt of a
letter from Arthur Schilling in
The Dalles requesting the man
agement to be sure to mail him a
copy of The Globe each week as
he says it is the only way to
keep in touch with happenings
of interest in this county.
The Model Restaurant will be
open for business next Sunday
and will serve dinner. Gong
Lane says he will conduct a first
class eating house. For many
years he conducted a restaurant
at Heppner. He has made ex
tensive improvements on the
Searcy building, secured new
linen and fixtures and has an at
tractive place.
Mrs. W. A. Darling is agent
in this city for the famous tailors,
Chas. A. Stevens & Bros., mak
ers of ladies' garments. Mrs.
Darling is ready to take orders
for suits, silk waists, skirts, etc
Call at residence opposite Sum
mit Hotel, Condon.
Mr. and Mrs. H. S. Rice left
Condon Tuesday morning for
The Dalles where Mr. Rice ex
pects to engage in the clothing
business. Mr. and Mrs. Rice
will be missed in social circles.
Mr. Rice is held in esteem by
his business associates and took
active interest in the Wheat
City's athletics.
E. Wheir, the Justice, marries
lots of people now-a-days and he
likes it mighty well E. Wheir,
the Auctioneer, can sell any
thing at auction as well as any
man in America and he will serve
the dear people in that line when
wanted, at fair prices. Call on
him at Hunt's Hardware Store
when you are in want of any
such services.
Conference Closes.
The semi-annual conference of
this district of the Latter Day
Saints church was held in that
church, in this city, on Saturday
afternoon. The officers elected
were: A. J. Moore, of this city.
president; J. C. Clarke, of Port
land, vice-president; and A. E
Laslie, of Portland, secretary.
ine next uonierence meets m
Portland in the latter part of
February. The elders attending
the conference from outside
points were Elder Keeler and
Elder C. T. Chapman, of Hood
River.
Senator Fulton to Speak Here.
Hon. Charles W. Fulton, Uni
ted States senator from Oregon
and one of the foremost orators
in the United States senate, will
address the people of Gilliam
county at Condon on Friday
evening, October 16th. Senator
1 Fulton is a close personal friend
of Mr. Taft and was also a mem
ber of the national convention
which nominated Mr. Taft for
president and probably is in a
better position to make a speech
from a Republican standpoint
than any other man in the state.
All voters should attend this
meeting for they will not have
a better opportunity to hear the
Republican policies discussed dur
ing this campaign.
Genaco Roofing, the best on
earth, for sale. Arlington Lumber
f 3fUJiat.y
Phillips
Oregon
P. Brunzel returned from Port
land Monday and while there dis
posed of a car load of horses.
Mr. and Mrs, D. A. Moore and
family left last week for Port
land where they expect to make
their future home. They drove
across country to The Dalles and
took the boat from there. These
estimable people have lived in
this vicinity for many years and
have a host of friends here who
regret their departure. Mr. and
Mrs. Floyd Moore accompanied
them and will reside in the Rose
City during the winter, returning
to the ranch west of Condon
next spring.
Sixteen thousand shingles for
sale cheap for cash by Hunt, the
Hardware Man.
Reveries of a Bachelor.
The maid I love, what must
she be?
As bright and sweet as sum
mer sea,
Give me a look, give me a face
That gives simplicity and grace,
Her movements neat, complex
ion fine
Where rose and liliy both
combine.
Her person tall, well formed and
grand,
Her words love and respect
command.
Have fortune, youth, self-
culture, too.
Yet after all she will not do
Unless she, cook, turn out my tea,
The time and way I'd have
it be.
T. M.
Six-Mile, Or., Oct '08-
"Parceling Out do People."
Fishing, two boys strung tbelr bit
catch on the same string. I'asslng a
graveyard they entered the cat to
divide the catch, dropping two fish
Just as tbey went Inside tbe cemetery.
Pnsalug. an aged uegro beard the two
boys: Til take this one, you that one;
1 tbl one. you that one; 1 tbls one.
you that one." etc.
The negro listened In dismay and
ran away as rapidly as his old legs
could carry blm. tie met bis negro
minister, who called:
"Deacon, why you run Id such ter
ror?"
"Declare, parson, I been down you
der by de graveyard and over de fence
heard de devil and de Lord parceling
out de people at ween 'em."
Tbe parson laughed at tbe old man's
flight and made blm go back with
him to the graveyard to convince him
of bis error.
The boys were still dlvldlng-"Yoo
take that. 1 take tola." etc. Finally
one boy asked. "What you going to do
with tbem two at tbe gate?"
This waa more than parson or dea
con could stand, and both ran pellinell
neither wishing to take any further
chances, no matter what was going
on Just over tbe fence. Augusta (Ga.)
Chronicle,
Ptnguin Battles.
Tbe penguin, a notable diver among
sea birds, wins bis mate by right of
conquest Tbe male birds fight for tbe
possession of tbe females. These cu
rious birds have regular duel grounds.
where relics of Innumerable combats
In the shape of feathers lie scattered
about In tbe center Is tbe fighting
arena, clear of all debris. Tbe pen
guilts' feathers and blubber form an
efficient shield against tbelr opponents'
beaks, so tbe weapon used Is tbe short
flipper, tbe only wings tbe birds pos
sess. Tbe Ogbt begins with tue two
combatants walking round each other
waiting for an opportunity to grip.
Once tbls Is done the flippers come
Into play. Tbe fighters shower blow
after blow upon each other. There
no record as to how these fights end,
but It la a safe supposition to say that
they are seldom fatal Tbe force of
tbe blow from a penguin's flipper
such that three or four of them will
draw blood from tbe human hand.
Hew Medals Make Pictures.
Tb artist gazed In rapture on "Tb
Kiss.' his latest plctur.
"Do you grasp," be said, "tbe pas
sionate grace of tbe gtrl's attitude, the
warmth and tbe power wherewith ber
tens whit arms draw tb young man
closer, ever closer? Well, I got that
Idea from my model, a shopgirl.
"But for my model's suggestion I'd
have put the girl In a still, cold pose,
and the plctur would never bare been
tb masterpiece It Is., But my model
pointed out to me tb abandon where
with a girl, whether of high or low
station, gives herself up to a kiss'
charm. She Illustrated tbe thing, aid
ed by a male model, a young medical
student Yes, she mad my picture.
"Tbe fact Is, models make, with
their valuable bints and suggestions,
lots of pictures. There's many a mas
terpiece whose merit Is due tb the
splendid pose that tbe model originated
for the principal figure." New Orleans
Times-Democrat
Wm, Head was in town Tues
day from his Rock Creek ranch.
Some Lund Bargains.
The best Cuttle ranch in Gil-
iam county, 1G-40 acres, $10 per
acre. It s worm investigating.
Splendid Wheat and Hog ranch,
1000 acres, $10 per acre.
The finest wheat ranch in Ore
gon, one and one-half miles from
Condon, 900 acres, $30 per acre;
crop payment Also other fine
ranches.
See E. Curran, Condon, Or.
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Burma's Popular Sports.
A forui ofaperulatlim very popular lu
Burma la bull nxlng. A t-ertaln na
tive eportaumn In the owner of ou of
there bulla, (or which be but rvfiwed
an offer of HUXH) ruiwvt. It h:i won
aevenil raeea and la looked after wtul
a carefully tended aa a tH-rby favorite.
The uwuer value It at S3.WW mix,
ami. It la mid. It bring Uliu an auuual
Income of from I'.'.UOO to 13.0KO rupee.
It la carefully gnurded by four men
lent It may be got at and "doctored."
Ititrmaiia alwi patronlx boxing ea
gerly, but the art cau acnrvely be prac
ticed accordlug to Queetwlierry rule,
for we are laid by a pruvluclal reporter
that lie baa otwwrved that "even the
beat boxer strike out with their eyes
tightly shut, aud If' they do bit each
other It Is more by chance than any-
thing ole."-Calcutta Statesman
The Wrong Lady.
Some young lUlvra bad been enjoying
the fun of balling passing shopgirls
with rather doubtful coiuplliueuta, and
from some of tbe answer returned It
waa evident that not all of those ad-
dreaded were taklug tblugi kludly.
Presently one of the older boy, seeing
was golug too far. spoke up. "Look
a' here now, fellers.'' he added, "youse
might think youse Is wine guys an' all
that, but just keep on an' the wrong
lady'll come along, uu" she II break yer
face, aeer'-Argouaut
A Parthian Shot
"Even though you are my brother's
too I am uuiigvu 10 uiscnarge you,
But I am sorry for your mother's
ke."
"Ob, that's all right, air. Mother
ays she don't e now i ve pui up
with you aa long aa I bavc'-Judga.
Preparation.
Quest So your fellow keeper Tsge
Is going to be married, la Del Game-
keeper Aye, sir. tbat-a-be. lie wor
orayed for In church foor the second
(hue Sunday luaat. l-ondou Mau.
Raising the Ante.
Applying for a divorce, an old
Georgia negro said to tb Judge: "Utt
only cost me a string er flsh ter gtt
married. Jedge, but pleas God, I'd
give a whale ter git rid er ber."
Wanted the Earth.
Browne Did you ever se a man
who really wanted the earth? Town
-Ob. yes. Browne Who was bet
Town A first trip passenger on an
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WEST BOUND FROM ARLINGTON.
No. 1 Portland Special.
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CONDON BRANCH.
No 11 leaves Condon daily (except Sun'
day) at 7:yA.M. Arrives at Arling'
ton at 11:10 AM. No. 12 leaves Arlington
daily (except Sunday) at 11:4s P. M.ar
rives at Condon at 3 :4s P. M.
Jns. Church made a business
trip to Clem Tuesday.
Harry Holatapfel and Fred
Collins went to The Dalles Wed
nesday to attend the fair held
there his week.
An Odd Legacy.
Thomae Jefferoou. the founder of tha
JeBVmott family l waa re-
momtwred eurlurwiy In tb Will of
Wwtutt, who waa himself an esteemed
member of tlarrlck'a company. We-
ton'a will contained this Item:
1 have played under tbe manage
ment of Mr Jefferson at menroona
aud received from blm every polite-
nea. I therefor leave blm all Djy
stuck of prudence. It be!ij the only
good quality I think bt stath '. Mod
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GENUINE CYRUS NOBU.
Wm. Parks has returned from
his eastern trip where he has
been with S. B. Barker's sheep.
He visited in Missouri while
away.
Dr. Joseph Sanders, the vet
erinary surgeon, has his head
quarters at Pauling's Drug store
and will answer all calls.
Not 80 Blind.
"Miranda. I want to aak you to mar
ry me and to tell me"
"Oh, George, this Is so sudden r
"to tell me wbat dot you and your
mother have decided on for our wed-dtug."-Brotklyn
Ufa.
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