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About Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 14, 1908)
1 Feed Your Nerves Vpoa ttch, para, nourishing blood by taking Mood's Sarsaparllla, and you. will b tre from Uhmw spell ot d pair, too sleepless nights snd amtou day, those gloomy, drathlikt reellivgv tho sudden Marts at mere nothings, loose dyapeptlo symptoms and blinding beadarbes. Hood i Saraaparill bas dona this for many others - H wilt cur you. Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in cbocolatrd tablet known as SirMUbl. 100does$l. tat TrwkarwtM OvrawlasN TOXCX in PALACE WHEEX DOTTMA HUTS. Through Ingenious methods of taxing railroads the treasuries of some Stale are so swollen that State olllvera art puaalvd to know what to do with State fund. New Jersey's receipt from cor poratlon have tilled It trenmiry. Penn sylvania had a surplus of f io.00O.tXH) and no debt to speak of. Hack taxes re ceived from railroad and the collection of a war claim of f,m0,000 hare en abled Wisconsin to pay extraordinary expenses, put $043,000 Into the State Wulat If k Hoitrnwa. "I hear jmu hav bwo getting married, Ardup. Still billinK and cooing!" "Cooing onl.r, RoxIey.The -er billing will com on tht first da; of th month. CASTOR I A lot Infant and Children. The Kind You Kara Always Bought Boars th &intur Th Llnerlek Variety. Some years ago Mona. Paul Vlllars, Ixmdon correspondent of th Journal dps IV bat a, went to Limerick on the occasion of a great Nationalist meet lug. On arriving at the hotel he asked for room in the front of the house. A errant took him to a small dark room looking on to an Inner courtyard. Mon sieur Villars to the' window and satis fled himself that there was s mistake. "This Is not the front of the house," aid he. "Oh, yes, sir," the servant said. "It's the back of the front' TIN YtARS OP PAIN. Unable to Do Even Housework B. causa of Kidney Troubles. Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clin ton St., Napoleon, O., Says: "For 8f teen years I was a great sufferer from kidney ttoubles. My hack pained me terri bly. Every turn or fyi move caused sharp, snooting pains, aiy f eyesight was poor, dark spots appeared before me, and I had dizzy spells. For ten years I could not do housework, and for two years did not get out ot the house. The kidney secretions were irregular, and doctors were not helping me. Doan'a Kidney Fills brought me quick relief and finally cured me. They saved my life." - Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a bos. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. terasury and cut the school tax levy In two. Proj !, "What do they call this tkystraptr oa the left?" asked the atranger. "That th Hellanc building." mid th native. "It's occupied almost entirely by doctor." "By doctors? And they rail It tb R llancr Well. weU! ladtaa Vmii Mia Owaer. An Interesting character I an old Mexican Indian woman, Mrs. Nerinlna Sarras. who has recently sold a mine near Hawthorne. Nov, to an Kastern syndicate for $;H),000. For years she baa dressed In men's clothes and per sonally worked her claim herself, do ing washing for prospectors and min ers In order to secure necessary money. She says that she now Intends to rest snd enjoy the results of her loug years of privation and hardship. Sametkl Nw Akoat Elijah. The vicar of St John's Malnsbor- ough, England, says that recently th scholars in his parish were asked to give an account of the translation of the prophet Elijah to heaven, and one boy wrote: "Elijah, the prophet was carried Into heaven by a whirlwind, and the children stood up snd cried, 'Go up, thou bald head I Go up, thou bald bead,' and before ba weut up h divided the Bed Sea." Little Dixon, aged three, had just learned that famous nursery rhynia III diddle, diddle.' and electrified hit mother one night by exclaiming, as Ix stood gating in wonder at the new moon which bad Just risen. "OOO-oo-oo, mamma. Just look I" "What Is It dear." said she. "Why," he snswered. In amazement that old cow bas goue an' kicked piece right out of it' i'MI v . I .1.- ' ., . '.. 'V. i 1 1 4 4 1 The celling In tlw ball lu Uio Taurlde I'aluce, St. Fe teraburg. where the Ultima im-eta, gave way aud fell Into the body of the chamber. Nearly 200 of the Ivputle' seats were covered with plank and plaster and the One chandelier was completely destroyed. Quite three-quarters of the celling collapaed. It Is believed that the huge ventilating apparatus titled shore the celling was too heury fur the beam. Had the aecldcut Impix-iuM miring a sitting only the minister, a few l'ollnh Oeput'e, mine members of the extreme right and tho Journalists would have escaped. The aivUleut created a great swiaatlon In Ituaala. A Kara for Sink Dos. A young New York woman Is a train' d nurse for sick dogs. For some time she has been a member of the staff of the New York Dog Hosptal, where th sick pets of the wealthy sre nursed back to health. She often has at many as a hundred dogs to care for. It It her duty to give them their medicine, and In other ways carry out the doc tor's orders exactly as a trained nun would do for human patients. BAD BILOOD TOE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE Every part of the body Is dependent on the blood for nourishment and -.A Hrl it.." 1 r . a. !. ... Birengm. v. nen mis me stream is uowing through the system in a state ol trarity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; because pure blood is nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however, the body is fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived oi its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is mariifested in various ways. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections Ehow that the blood Is in a feverish, and diseased condition as a result of too much, acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers' are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood uisuiuers tuai win continue v grow worse as long as the poison remains, These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various mm Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the avenues oi oooiiy waste, leaves we reiuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases is another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in BufEcient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so uniortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to Buffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. h the best remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely and permanently cures blood diseases of every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong and healthy so that disease cannot remain. It cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious Blood Poison, etc.. and does tint IpA slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class pbrug Stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write. . THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm PURELY v VEGETABLE X. .. . lv The Finest 4 Gardens Are always reported when Portland Seed Co.'s "Diamond Brand" Seeds are planted. Why? Because we sell you the kinds that grow best on this Coast. Our handsomely Illustrated and descriptive Annual tens ail aoout our beeds, Hants. Koses, Spray Pumps. remitters, incuoators, crooners, Poultry and Bee Supplies. ' Ajfc lot Boh Ma 260 V. .Im h.M a m-i.i ' T a 1 Tim. Shrata. tic". Book N 261 rm on nqua. PORTLrANDSEED'CO. Portland, Oregon SpoKana, Wash. WAITTNO. Come to th hllla, th wood ar green Th heart la high when lov is swt There 1 a brook that flow between Two momy tree where w ran meet ! Where we ran meet aud apeak unaevo. I hear you laughing In th lane. The heart la high when lor I wt The clover stnrll of sun and rain. And spreads a carpet for oar feet Where w ran sit and dream again. Com to the wood: th duik I here The heart I high when love la sweet A bird upon the branches near Seta music to our hearts' glad beat Our hearts that beat with something dear. I hear your step; the Ian I past The heart la high when lov I swet The little star com bright and fast, Lik happy eyes to see us greet ; To see us greet and kiss at last. Leslie Weekly. fHiHttTt4tHHItl I I Getting Ready : Jennie always sHko so cattunlly nlHiut the collection toward tier botise keeplnit outfit Mint every one accepted It as a matter ot course. It wiu when slie was only 10 that Jennie's mother, niilslilng hemming tho Inst of a dozen new napkins, remarked 'There: Those are reiuly to go Into the chest." Questioning brought to light the further Information that the client was to be filled with tilings for Jennie. "Of course shell get married some day," suld her mother, "and It's lots handler to lie making things along In stead of rushing at the Inst minute. I'm doing tulile linen now," Ily tho time Mrs. Markhnin had fin Ittlied the set of kitchen towels and bad begun on china every ono took It with out comment. When Jennie was 18 the chest was full and a big dry goods box was called Into requisition to bold things. Not tbnt Mrs. Mnrkham was anxious for her daughter to marry and leave her. On the contrary, she often dropixsl a tear on a completed dolly or burwiu scarf as she laid It with tho rest of the collection. Adding things, to Jennie's store grew to be a habit. Christmas gifts of an attractive nature were ruthlenly sacrificed to tlie box. "That'll be nice when you have s house of your own, was the regulem Jennie heard sung over numberless things snatched from ber before she had a chance to use them at the moment. All her friends knew about her col lection and by the time Jennie left hool tbeg older women bad begun to say it was lucky mat Mrs. Marktiam hud been so far-sighted, for In case anything did come of Ross Whipple's devotion to Jennie all her trousseau ex cept mere clothes would be prepared. Ross Whipple certainly bad a bad case of young love. He haunted Jen nie. All the other girls and boys of their age Bpoke of them as engaged. Their parents said they were too young, but Ross told bis chums with glowering brow that he could wnlt yenrs If he had to, while Jennie rehearsed to ber en vious Intimates the contents of the chest. It was practically settled that Jennie's store of linen and china and knlckknacks would come In very handy tolerably soon. Then Ross went away to college and In six months his affair with Jennie was broken off. lie bad fallen lu lov with a college-town girl. Jennie bore up' well. Perhaps th fact that young Lauderback was calling frequently assisted her to a satisfac tory state of mind. Young Lauderback had a high brow aud Jeuula began to read thick book. Also aha took to signing ber nam "Jane." gh ald It was more dignified. Voting Ijiuderbaek certainly bad rlous Intentions, for he brought hi mother ami slater to rail on Jennie and her mother and Jennie frequently was asked to the Laudcrback home for Sunday night tea. Again people re hearsed the content of tb chest and the dry good box and decided on what extra things Jennie could buy with the money which otherwise she would have bad to ajiend for a bride's usual linen and household outfit Nobody ever quite knew what caus ed the trouble between Jennie and young Lauderback. She carried her head high for a time, while he looked depreswHl and blue. Ilefor be recov ered she was enjoying Immensely th visit of s young doctor who bad grad uated In the same medical class with ber brother. He was good-looking and so was she. lie had not been at tlie Mnrkham homo for a week before ev ery ono was talking about how desier- ately In love with each other they were. 'It was at first sight," said Mrs. Mnrkham to her best friends, "Of course Jennie bus had faiu-lo like all :1 4 1! HUB HOUBKKIEPINO OUTFIT. girls, but this is genuine. Ills father Is rich. Not that that has anything to do with it, but be won't have to strug gle. And I think that Jennie's outfit Is good enough for any home that even be can give ber." Jennie was Invited to visit the young doctor's family later and she went She bad a glorious time and came borne to find her mother feverishly hemming large tablecloth. . "I thought you needed another three-yard one," she explained. After Jennie bad broken her engage ment to tlie young doctor because she was tired of writing letters to him she went In for social-settlement work for year or so. She came near marry ing a professor of something or other who had classes dowu there, but six changed her mind. When Henry Smith, confirmed bachelor, took to calling on Jennie Mr. Markham cheered up again and hem med a dosen more tea towela. Hut ba drifted sway without having commit ted himself. "Anyhow.- said Mr. Mnrkham. tak ing uew comfort In the thought, "there lan't another girl wbo ba iiie ouflt you have." Tlie year sied on. Admirer wera not so plentiful, but Mr. Markhniu occasionally added a dolly to the store. The boxes were so full that there was no room for more linen. The friend. of Mm family begnn to smile pityingly iui jennies immense stock of house hold good. Jennie was nearlng 3). Then of a uddeu Jennie married a theatrical man. Now she travels with him everywhere, so she has not Oio re- motest need of the contents of ,. chet and dry good box In the attic at home, 8lio lives at hotels tho year round. But Mr. Mnrkham hopefully turn over the piece of linen ami rnl.s up the chins from time to time. She gets a great deal of comfort out of (he fact Mint there's a fine household outllt all ready and walling for Jcunlo If aim ever should need It Chicago Dally News. Word C an i0. 'Any one who swears." doelnn.il i bishop of Carlisle, ."mniilfests tlie beg gnrlluess of his vocabulary." The Con cord I'utrlot puts It In this fashion : "1'eoplo swear because thev 'do not know the possibilities of plain Kng. Ilsli or hnve not the skill to mnulpulnto It so Mint It will y,.d tho amount of fire they want You can do almost anything with common -1 words. No matter how tamo and lifeless they looking standing stttipld row as If they dldu't know enough to conio In when It ruined, they can bo mado to dunce like Imps, to frolic like fairies, to float angelwlse on light wings, to glow like tiro spirits. They cun do things that make the ordinary hits of profanity look like feeble senrcrows stiffened up with a fence stake. The cure for profanity reformers and edu cators please make n note Is merely wit enough to handle your words so that swearing will seem like baby talk In comparison." Blo.dln Waa Afraid. One of Mlondln's favorite Jokes was to offer to curry some distinguished sjiectator ncross the mj with him on bis buck. Everybody nnturnlly refused, and the great equilibrist, with a gen ial smile, would any, "I am sorry you aro afraid I should drop you." Hut be was hoist once with his own petard. He was exhibiting In Tnrls and was about to cross the Seine on bis rone. Chum, the great caricaturist, had como to make a sketch. Blondln, recognis ing him, st once Invited him to cross with him. "With pleasure," replied Cham, "but on one condition." "And that is" queried Blondln. "That I shall carry you on mv back," answered Cham. "Not If I know myself." answered Blondln. "Ah," triumphantly exclaimed Chnm. "this time, M. Blondln, it Is you who are afraid 1" A woninu is apt to make some verr striking remarks when she has occa sion to hit her husband for a little pi a mousy.
