Condon globe., May 24, 1907, Image 2

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THE CONDON GLOBE
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FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1907.
"OCRTCONIXM. NO. M. P. OP A. MEETS
Mondara arnln olaaeh ginnth tn Arm
ory Rail lodin room. V talcing brothers ara tv
a.iwaid to moot with na. A warm welcome
awaltayon.
t. X. Vapsbk, F. 8. W. W. Oniuwii, C R.
Ellen Terry has become a bride
at 69. Terryble.
Did you notice the $ $ $ drop
ping from the clouds this week.
Hope Foraker won't have his
finger under the Ohio lid when
Taft sits down on it
In other days the unsavory di
vorce cases were expurgated.
Now they seem to be Pittsburga
ted. Mark Tyainjyilliind Annapo
lis a beautiful and alluring exem
plification of his long cherished
theory of sleep and rest.
Secretary Taft's mother does
not wish her son to make the
Presidential campaign. Still, it
might be the making of the boy.
San Francisco is rapidly re
building, and hopes in time to
have not only a first-class city,
but a first-class set of. city offi
cials as welL
"Is there such a thing as a
fresh Lincoln story?" asks the
Boston Herald. Probably not
But there are a lot of fresh Lin
coln story tellers.
A Hindu Mahatma visiting
New York says that "All Ameri
can women are fools" so it would
seem that W. T. Stead did not
have his ideas copyrighted.
Mr. Thomas Lawson says that
when he returned from his inter
view with the Pope he felt only
"two feet, high". The Pope
cannot feel that he has lived in
vain.
At a meeting of the New York
Mothers' Club the other evening,
one of the members said : ' 'We
are in reality the silent sex."
We would hate to argue the point
with her.
CoL Watterson says "the Pres
ident has overworked Judge Taft
as a man of all work, made him
too much of a fetch-and-car-ry,"
and thinks that Mr. Roose
velt's enemies may see "a deep
design in this." Perhaps Mr.
Roosevelt is merely assisting his
fat friend to 'bant' and train
down for the race.
Boss Ruef haa confessed his
guilt Well, it will save a jury
the trouble of doing it for him.
It is about as hard to keep your
eye on the market price of wheat
in Chicago as it is to put your
finger on a Webfoot flea.
A San Francisco woman has
brought suit for divorce because
her husband tried to make her
eat pumpkin pie at dinner every
day.- Evidently too much of a
good thing. y .
Prof. A. Graham Bell Bays
that we shall soon havex airships
that will cross the Atlantic in less
than twenty, four hours. Dinner
may be had in America and
breakfast in Europe.
New Orleans proroses an Ex
position in 1915 to celebrate the
completion of the Panama Canal.
It is probable that the Canal
could be finished by the time the
Exposition was ready.
Congressman J. S. Fassett of
New York says: "I can see no
way for the president to escape
being renominated next year."
Is the President looking very dil
igently for a way of escape?
A tailor at one of the Lake
Michigan Chatauqua resorts has
offered to give Taft a suit of
clothes if he will become one of
the attractions at the Chatauqua
this summer. This is certainly a
liberal offer.
Reports state that Mayor
Schmitz of San Francisco is a
nervous wreck and wants to
make a complete confession of
his guilt but his attorneys and
family won't let him. And this
is a free country.
Once more Mr. Bryan has been
hurled out of a vehicle only to
land unhurt on his feet It does
n't seem to make any difference
to him whether it is a carriage or;
a band wagon, he always lands
right side up.
Mr. Schwab has offered his
three million dollar palace in New
York to any one who will pay
two million for it Once he has
sold this servants'boarding house
he will turn his attention to find
ing himself a real home.
ine rresment a motto is
Speak softly and carry a big
stick, "but the beauty of it is that
as long as you are carrying the
big stick you can talk as loud as
you please. The time to speak soft
ly is when you are unarmed.
Senator Piatt says that Presi
dent Roosevelt discovered the
Ten Commandants after he be
came President, but the good
would not have ended there if he
could have persuaded the New
York Senator to obey a few of
them.
Things have reached a curious
stage in this country when in a
three cornered meeting between
the Governors of North Carolina,
South Carolina and Connecticut
the latter is the only gentleman
who will take anything stronger
than lemonade.
A boy at Wilmington, Dela
ware, was lashed with a cat-o'-
nine-tails at the public whipping
post until he was unable to stand.
The wise men of today hold up
their hands in holy horror at the
cruelties of Nero, and let an in
cident like this pass unnoticed.
Verily, our boasted twentieth
century civilization breaks out in
queer places once in a while.
f rotaaalonal Dlreotom
Q( R. PARKER
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW .
Office in Condon National Uaiik iiluck.
r W. PARMAN
ATTORKEY-AT-LAW
Careful attention giveu to all hoalnwa
animated In my ears).
Releacher Brick, -l ' Condon, Oretron.
YtyOOD OAVBY,
Physicians and Surgeon
Hay and Night Call. ptuuipUr answered.
CHIIca, Harand Pkxw Harkar Halldlug. aoruar
Mala and vpttng atresia.
Condon, Oregon
j E. A MANN
DENTIST
Crown and Bridge Work a rretalijr. Ofllra
I'pataln In Ollllam Co. Bank Bolldlug.
Condon, Oregon
E. KEXKEDY, at. D,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGtON
Day anil Night Call promptly anawered
Arlington : : Oregon
J.
R. WELU
AUCTIONEER AND VALUATOR
trim attention given to nmlnaaa Bales eoe
duetad. Valuation givea.
CONDOM. OREGON
H. G. IIS
Architect
OFFICE 2 BLOCKS EAST HOTEL ORECON
Condon, :: Oregon
For Sale.
The Jarkacin prouarty n South Main
Strtet Inquire at tlie Ul"BK olbve.
For Sale.
A ininll cottage in Dunu'l Addition,
Pile $250. Inquire at the Ulobi nlllue.
The Best Bargain In Condon.
An alfgaut alx-nxim home with bath
hot and eoi'l water, cellar under limine,
good hum and wond ahed, two lota. The
location ia the beat in Condon. Thia is
a map If taken at once. Inquire of Juhn
Davii, Condon, Oregon.
For Sale.
Four fresh niilcli cow , all under nil
rean old. Will tell any one or all. J.
R. Weill, Condon, Oreifon.
For Sale.
One of the beat home in Condnn.
Good 9 rooui hnuae, barn 24x22, 4 lutf,
windmill with 2.000 gxllon tank, 3,000
feet of anused lniuber. Inquire of
Harlihorn & Portwood.
Treasurer's Notice.
All county warrant! registered prior
May 1, 1907, will be paid upon pre
sentation at my office. Interest ceaaei
May 1, 1907.
E W. Moors,
Treasurer of Gilliam county, Oregon
For Sale.
One 6-year-old half-blood Jersey oow
and young calf. A first-class milch cow.
Manley Kkizub,
Condon, Oregon.
For Rent.
Five room cottage In Lancaster's Ad
dition. $12 per month. Inquire at the
Globk office.
City Shaving
Parlors
mLMCR STEVEN. Proprietor
First class Workmen,
t ' banltarr Condition,
Conrttwni Trr-atrociit ,
1 lh and Cold Hatha,
Ibmntptly rMtinmi in all MxiiKiiM, of MO Mt.
ten. mmkI Kirtrh Mt. of I'Uuta, tt tW
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Seventh. Si., WnahlnMwt, D. C.
OREGON
and Union Pacific
3 TRAINS EAST DAILY
Throngh Pullman gtandard and tour
lit gleeping cart daily to Omaha, Chi
cago, Kxkaiia ; tourist (looping oar daily
to Kansas city ; tlirungh Pullman tonriat
Irrping rara (DeraonalW eonducUd)
wcvcijr to Chlrago, reclining chair oar
ttvata (roe) to Uia Kait dally.
LOW RATES I
Tlcketi to and from alt part ol th
United Plates, Canada and Europe.
For particular call on or addraat
D. TIERNEY, Agent
Arlington, Oregon
0. R. 1 N. TIME TABLE !
Traim Depart from Arlington !
EAST BOUND
No. t Chicago Hpecial S:S0 P 11
No. 4 Bookane Fiver 11:15 p M
No. 6 Mail A Exprate 1:20 A II
WE8T BOUND
No. 1 Portland Special 11:12 P M
No. 8 Portland Flyer 8:18 A M
Vo. 6 Mail Ezpreaa I.-Ot) A M
D. TIEBNET, Agent,
Arlington, Or.
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The S. B. Barker Gomp'y.
INCORPORATED
The Big Gash Store of Condon
Always carries in Stock a Full Line of '
CHOICEST GROCERIES
Both Staple
Their Stock of Dry Goods,
Novelties is complete and
FURNITURE
A SPECIALTY
Carpets, Rugs, Art Squares and Linoleum. Beds, Bedding,
Wall Paper, Paints and Oils, Trunks and Valises. All
kinds of Shelf Hardware, Glassware and Crockery.
Special agents for the fmous Star Brand and R. E. Z.
Shoes and Sherwin-Williams Paints.
The O. K.
Shop
FRANK OOLDEN. rrrieMr
Shaving, Shampooing, Hair Cutting
Hot and ColJ lUth in Connection.
One doer north Ullllain Co, Bank Bid-.
J. J. Portwood
LIVERY
and FEED
STABLE
North Main Street
VACLE5AM
gas engine service
Cacw aim aaaa the Onion
MOI It I to au BaM aat la la tke
artillery aaa ruWM tahwtapa
samaa. Taw raaak baatsmt la
a tree araatMai taal at aatoaanr aaa aeia
HBrr. Taa DNIOH QtM N(IIM la ana
atwtai aack a saaark auaiiar aa4 ot
aack taa autanat that it auita aaay, war kg
may ut raaa aaa aader aMiaanp, avarf
aar, reaak tana aaaia. Barora jraa ttroat a
aaat la a gaa aaalaa wtlta tor oar Dee aiulat
Union Gas Engine Co.
rtnt St., Portland, Oregoc
, ltaiTl. rH aerr
We have in connection
with the
OONDON UPHOLSTER
ING SHOP
A Complete and up-to-date
new and second
hand store
Everything neat and clean. For
bargain come and ee me
HULLAKDA IIOSS
Mr. tinea la a tlrat-claaa Uiholaterer.
Old Dunn Rtd. . Main street
Confeetionery
Soft Drinks
Candiet, Nuta and Krulta In
Heaann. Cigar and TohattMi
Coayolnhrnom In connection
L. T. PRICE. Condon
and. Fancy,
and Ladies'
up-to-date.
A Large and Splendid Line
of Men's Furnishing Goods.