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Newspaper Page Text.. E , 1 1 r At V III MM - k XBUQDER W. A. Milenell, aeaier ia general merchandise, Martin, Ga., writ "My wife )ot In weight from 130 to I pound. We nw she could not live long. Bhe was a skeleton, so ws con salted an old physician. He told her to try Peruna. "She gradually commenced in proving and getting a little strength She now weight 106 pound. She la gaining every day, and doe bet own housework and cooking." Stippler Did Miss Kutta admire your paintings 1 Dobber 1 don't know. Stippler What did she say about them , Dobbler That she could feel that I put s great deal of myself into my work. , Stippler Well, that's praloe. - Dobber Is It? The picture I showed her was "Calves in a Meadow." Couldn't Stop Him. "Speaking of success In life," re marked Hojax, "there goes a man who hag left hundreds of people behind de spite their strenuous efforts to overtake him." "Indeed!" exclaimed Tomdlx. "Who Is he? "Oh," replied Hojax, "he's a motor man on a trolley car." Bat the Other Side Objected. Attorney (for the defense) Do you know anything about the merits of this case? Venireman I should say not. It hasn't any merits. Attorney We'll take this man, you? honor. ... The itaa-aaaata. Here are two essays on the Hugo aots by Chicago public school pupils: The Hugonots are people In Franc that art follower of Victor Hugo, Their leader fat a man named Jeau Vatican that was a thief, but got con verted and turned out well. The Hugo uots are very good people. A lady named F.vaugellne wrote a long posui about them, but It don't rhyme," "The Huguenots Is the nam of a big thing like a steam roller that tit mo gul used In India to run over people. It squoshed them to death and was very terrible. It had eyes putiited on It Ilk a dragon and snorted steam when It was naming. They are no liugueuoti enny more." - ' " Ftaaaaa, "Senator, everybody Is commending that speech you made, the other day on the subject of the truta." "I think myiwlf It waa a pretty fair tort." "I'afortunatety. I didn't hear It. What poeitioo did you take?" "Bless you. I didn't tak any. I mso srd. however, to aure each larty to tb controveray that it position wa the only correct and locical one," Ttaie to Kaa. Gunner There was a bad, bold bur glar up In the girls' college the other day. Uuyer Von don't say. And did the girls yell? Gunner I should say so. They gavs the college yell and the burglar busu't stopped running yet Aartrnt Instance, Moses was numbering the children of Iarael. "What are you doing that for?" some body iked him. "They wouldn't stand for a referen dum," explained Mosca, "and I had to turn It Into a census." Not even hta worst enemies, however, erased Moses of doing It for political purposes. One that Did. ' lawyer (croas-examining wltnemO Are you sure you didn't dream that, Mr. Kuggles? By the way, do you believs in drrsms? Witness Nat as a general thing, but I know they come true sometime. Lawyer -O, they do, do the j I Can you mention a specific iuatsnce? Witness Yes, sir. You remember, Mr. Kttchant, you paid me S3 the other day that you had been owing me a year. Wall, I had dreamed the night befor that you met me on th street and paid It I wa so strongly impreaatd with that dream that I hunted you up the neat day. you recollect, and dunned you for It. Chicago Tribune. Thtrs la mora Catarrh In this SMtkra of tks aouattytban allotaar anuua put wsttkar, aal unUl la laal taw vaara waa UDpo lob lnaarabte. Fur at reat maar yaartdooior pro nouuoad It a local dtaaaae, and praKritwdlotal rtmedlu, and by ounitanur faUlns to curt wlta local treatment, pronouneaA it lucurabla. Science baa proven catarrh to ba a conilltu tional diieaM, and therefore faqulrra couttltu tional treatment. Hall' Catarrh Cure, manu factured by P. I- CheueyACo., Toledo, Ohio, li IQO only connmuuooai curvun ,u mroi. la taen iutcrnally In dmeitrom lodrujat'i'i I leaapoonful. It actii directly on tha blond ana roue ins luriacesoi io 7biiu, imi uhh w hundred dollars for anr cane It fails to sure, bend for circular! and testimonial!. . Addreu, F.J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0 Sold by Drnttrlstn, 75c. liall't Family rills are the beat. Cynical. "Permit me to ask you, madam," said the lawyer, who was a friend of the fam ily, "your real reason for wanting a di vorce from your husband." "He inn't the man I thought I was marrying," explained the fair caller. "My dear madam," rejoined the law yer, "the application of that principle would break up every bom in the country." CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL Contagious Blood Poison has brought more suffering, misery and humtla tion into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest ol all disorders, wrecking the lives of those unfortunate enough to contract it and often being transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of suffering and shame. So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of the Buffering which is to follow. It comes ia the form of ulcerated mouth and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands ia the groin, falling hair, offensive sores and ulcers oa the body, and ia severe cases the finger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous system is shat tered and the sufferer becomes aa object of pity to his fellow man. Especi ally is the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Poisou, shown whea the infected person endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash. These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for a while, and the victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When, however, the treatment is left off he finds that the poison has only been driven deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually in worse form because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Poi son. It is made of a combination of healing; blood-purifying roots, herbs and barks, the best in Nature's great laboratory of forest and field. We offer a reward of Jti.ooo for proof that S. S. 8. contains a particle of mineral in any form. H. b. t. goes down to the very bottom of the trouble and by cleansing the blood of every particle of the virus and adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder, , So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the circulation that no signs of the disease are ever seen again, and offspring is protected. Write for our special book on Contagious Blood Poison, which fully ex plains the different stagesof the trouble, and outlines a complete home treat ment for all sufferersof this trouble. No charge is made for this book, and if you wish special medical advice about case or any of its symptoms, out physicians Will be glad to furnish that, too, without harge, the swift trecmo CO., atuutta, ga. PURELY VEGETABLE KKV. ML KltXIS. JUSTICE THE NEED OF THE HOVE. By Rev. Htwll Dwlght Nltll. Among the dark protiktms f life ws mut uink a I'lsoe for the Injus tice that uobls men smiuKIium suf fer. Long ago Jerusalem cruclflud Its Saviour, Athens poisoned Its mas ter, Florence bunted Its hero, but to day every town and village, holds at rttnst one, martyr to cruel and unjust Judgments. Ours Is world In which the clerk suffers In the finan cial failure of his empiovrr; where the officeholder la ruined by the political tulstskes of th party leader; whore the child Is destroyed by th sins of th father. Employers sometime suiter grlevonsly by reason of economic events over which they havs no eonttvl; some times the cltlsen suffers through the aetisntlotia.1 preas; sometimes th author or editor snffers through cruel criticism over events for whose evil consequences lie Is In no wise responsible. This problem, of unjust Judg ment and this bearing of Injustice In silence Is one of the hardest problems that man experiences. Injustice public men have to endure In silence. The need of the hour Is fur Justice and truth In Judg ment The full facta are Hrbsis never twfore any of ns. But In general men are far better than tlwy are believed to be. The good In the world outweighs the III. The prophot saw man as part gold and tmrt cloy, but the proportlou of gold Is more and more and the clay Is leas and less. The world has had too many teachers pois oned unjustly. Too many reformers martyred wltliout cause. Too many heroes who are victims of malignity, Jealousy and hate. There Is too much good In the worst men and too much bad In the beat uteu to leave any place for Injustice, harshness or cruelty. THE MATTES OF FI1E INSTJEAKCE. . , By F. H rittpatrUk. Since 1800 have paid In Insurance pre miums MISZtttKMHiO, or Jut In the last tea years, $l,010,HfC..ouO. In UK we carried into the Insurance comimnles, over $UKVMKVX0 In premiums and got backln paid losses the sutil of $n3,000,U)0, which was supposed to, console us for the loss of abont gll,Ou),iii In aiuoke and fully that much more for Are departments and other alleged "protection." Han Fran cisco offers the latest Illustration of how much Insurance really does protect Property to the value of fully gSSU,000,000 was destroyed; the city snd country suf fered a bosiueas kss by the fire In that city of nearly a billion dollar ; It will taks at least $13,000,000 to clean np the city, and undoubtedly MKKMXJtUlOO and twenty yesrs' time to rebuild It. For all of that terrific loss snd ooat the dtlaeus will receive from the Insursoos companies flS3,000,ot)0, a goodly portion of which sum they themselves cotitrlbutod. It la late lu the day, but at Inst people are In-sinning to tears that of all "Insurance" the best I to build prop- -erly In the Drat place, to construct so tlmt Intertinl Dree or conflagrations can Inflict but the minimum of dnmage. And It can be done so easily and at such alight additional coat above that of tlte must ulinay construction. Why, take for Instance, tlm lloanl of Underwriters' lalsiratory In Chicago, tit moat perfst'tly fireproof buihtlng In the country, with all the "frills" sud acceaaorlisi that we Itave been clamoring tor for year to make buildings more thoroughly proof sgslnst Are, mid. In spite of all that, It baa cost but a trifle over 10 per cent more than If It had bean built In the usual shoddy wsy. Consid ering Its longevity, freedom from repairs, and ttt elim ination of Insurance, or, at least, the payment of heavy premlunis, and that building within a few yr of lis erection means au actual and grunt economy to the Indi vidual, aist from the day of Its completion a godsend to the community. A PTJTtI FOOD IS GREAT TRIUMPH. By P. M. Hannty. Well and propurly adiululatered, the pure food law cannot full to work an Immense Im provement In the condition of the goners 1 peo ple, to elevate snd dignify the tone of the nation. It Is Indeed high time for It to come, for rkus and pressing Is the need of It. If there Is one thing In the world that needs loosing after and repairing It Is the American stomach. It has lona been the most abused and outraged of orgsns, with the result that we have almost become a nation of dyiepttc. It has boeu the victim of legalised wholeawls poisoners before whom the Jlorglns of Itsly and all other Infamous toxlcoluglst of history fade Into utter liialgultlcnnce. There Is no more ominous and appslllng sight In the world limn the In numerable red lights that flash from the drug stores of American cities; tltoy are the dnngur signals that toll every cltlaen of the continual menace to health and life that lurks In bis dally food. Tlte world keeps moving, and the march of science and civilisation goes on over shams, frauds, snd humbugs of every kind. Without reviving the days when every man smoked his own bacon and grow his own cabbage, we are getting so that every man may obtain geuulne ami "wholeeomo diet, be he carnivorous or vegetarian, that every man msy know what he Is sitting, oven If he be newly msrrled and his wife does the cooking. The era of the wooden nutmeg Is gone, the era of the psluted strawberry Is going. The clouds of gnstmnomlc doubt snd danger drift away behind; Die sun of health ami dtgeatton glows In front; and soon, according to the signs, we niay reach the happy period when the food color artists cease from troubling and the adulterators are at rest gold Mnmro nr sibsbia. ' I "mi mil Hi .hi ii ii ii. mi 'nj: ii) ti.ia'i"i i i ii 'ii mi i ,i i, i i io.- liniiiiMHiiitiiiSi nit. M'-i iii' -u i r- e..i.-o-. ''"tr-i mnir -tT"iri-"- 8IHKU1AN PEASANTS WOKKINd T1IEIK OWN MINK. 8ltrlit is phenomenally rich In tho precious metnls and has developed a system of mining peculiarly Its own. A curious feature Is the way tits ground la prospected and opened up by the peasant "trtbutors," as ttiey are called. Ponulnskm is readily granted to sink shafts wherever tliey like, subject to the conditions that tls-y can ouly go down as far as water-level, usually about sixty feet, snd that all the rjunrts extrnct1 must be treated at the mill of the ground landlord, and all gold extracted sold to him at a rate previously de cided upon, leaving a fair profit for tlie peasant and an extra good one for the landlord. There Is no philanthropy about the transaction, ami tlie peasant Is in no way bound to accept the terms. No chargo wluitever Is made for tlie use of mill. The field Is thus practically developed for nothing rich reefs which would probably remain undiscovered are opened by up "trlbu tors," who frequently make fortunes out of rich strikes. Tlie mine owner Is thus continually In touch with all that is going on, and duly records tlie results of the operations for bis own benefit In tlte mining oieratloiis women as well as men do their share of the work. NOVEL CUBES FOB SNOBINQ. C'aae of Offending- Policeman Sus areata Kemeales far Olaeaa. Very nwny of our readers will b interested In the ultimate fate of the unfortunate snoring policeman who has been banished from his fellow sleepors and caged at night in sound-proof quar ters. Perhaps the dreadful Infirmity, now that it has tho official recognition of his superiors, may call for some suitable scientific treatment If so the great nrmy of suorers can covertly watch the outcome with all the cunning and complacency of undiscovered trans gressors. We are glad we can mnke the start with a perfectly fair case, for convic tion of the mi Inn nee Is always most dif ficult ta obtain. The culprit must be caught with the snore on him and In the prceenco of reliable ear witnesses. No one has ever been known to ac knowledge his fault ooluntarllr. On the contrary, one of the surest signs of the confirmed iniilnrty Is his persistent denial of its 'existence. He is not satis fied to plond lack of premeditation and absence of acconntublllty, but openly Impugns the motives of his clamorous accusers. The worst of it Is that on all other mutters he is perfectly reason able. This makes It extremely diffi cult to obtain his consent for treatment of any sort We speak now of suorers as a class. The only easy way Is to tackle them when they cannot roslst There are various approved methods not only In genious but effective for temporarily arresting the sonorous, rasping and vi brating respiratory spasms. The most popular, perhaps, Is tlie elbow thrust In the ribs. Next Comes tlie gentle pinch of the nose, whereoy part of he wind current Is shut off. Borne have ad vised that the nose be clasped by a clothespin even before retiring, but un fortunately the subject of the experi ment almost Invariably dmmirs. Others hsve rocomuieudud sitting on tho chest, but this Is rather a hnsnntous procvdtv Ing for both pur tic, snd so nlw Is n temtsirary twist of the wlndpls, un less performed by skilled manipulator, lint no matter what is done tho dis ease Is well known to recur Indefinite ly. In most Instances death npiK-nrs to ho the only common relief for tho pence? disturber and hU surviving relative, lint tho end should never hustonotl. The pxr mll(vmnn for the present can Im safe In Ills ciisila, but how lung re mains to Is- seen. Twice Inst miinmer the place was struck by lliihtiilng. The main hope now Is that man and cuitoln may both alter their hntilts l'fore It bi too Intc. Meanwhile the nclKhhorhnntT must plug Its ears and wait New York Herald. Odd Habit, of Phraaanta. There I some curiosity ns to how nmiiy Euglthh pheasants will be raised In Kansas this year. Tho average num ber of birds raised by each pair of par ent birds is sixty. With 2.(XS) In thx State this would menu nlsmt 7,0OO,0o birds In two years. The wthuls and fields would tie overrun with thorn nt this rate. However, there are many foes of the birds and they are killed every year In great numbers. Tho sleet storms are particularly Imnl on tlieni, ns the water freeze on ithelr long plu niuge and they are unable oltlmr to fly or run fast. When In this condition they are easy prey to dogs and wolves. Ono of the queerest habits the bird have Is to migrate In the late winter thirty-five miles. It Is claimed that the) birds always migrate exactly thirty five miles ami always to tho south. The young never stay where they were hatched, but make this niovfc as soon as they tire large enough. Naturalists have novor been able to explain this. Tho only theory advanced Is tlmt tho birds know If they stay where they were hntched the country would soon tic overstocked with them. Kansas City Journal. . , Over a, Million Arrival. The totul number of cabin and steer ago passengers landed at the port of New York during tlie year 1IKKJ by all tho trans-Atlnntlc steamship lines was l,tf!),551. .In 1005 092,005 wore landed, which gives the year Just ended the rec ord by a margin of 107,480. ' You can live way off pn a lonely farm, but trouble will come to yon out there. . :-.;-.- . - - - , A critic Is a man who couldn't have I dona It himself.