Catarrh
It's constitutional disrate ortirlnstlnt. In
Impur blood ml rmiulrlni omullltillmml
treatment amine llirouiiti anil pur Uylne tit
blood fur It radical sud iriiinriit our.
Tlx (rmitiHit ooflntltutlunil rmnwljr li
Hood's Sarsaparllla
In Usual .itld form or In cliooolalrd
tablets knownii lareatabs. loodnassll.
Nasal and other liral furm ol clrrlj
ar relieved by tiurrlrii, which allay In
flate tualloa and deodorise dlaebiri. 60c.
Palllaaees Pare,
Virtu la not to tw measured by os
tentatloue firing. There la frenuantlv
itior rnl ov for humanity In lb
aoul of th wan who remove tba
banana akin from tli pavement than
In th brt o( th donor of tii me
morial wludow In th church, pollta
dm. Ilk all other fault and virtu.-,
may baciMn habitual. It la surprUlug
bow many aiuall art of kindness, how
maiiy llttl deeds of bvlpfulueae, on
may do In th fours of dny when
thorn ar Inclination to b kind and a
lookout kept for the opportunity. Oua
tuny vt out with till Intuition In th
morning, and th footing up at night
riot to other, but to one'e own aucrt
wtiarleiica will b ctivorliuj and en
couraging. To Maka Harnai Last Longar.
A llttl economy, which aouictlmc
meant a good many dollar to man, ii
tha proper car ol bain, carriage
top, to, Leather In dally dm, ipo
ad u It Ii to ton and wind, soon b
some dry, bard, Inslasllc, and unabla
to land (train. Than, vary llkly at
th moat onlortnnat moment, break
occur, and prcloui tima and money
ar lott. All thli Ii illy prorated
by a llttl foretlionght and care on the
rirt ol Hie owner. Kvry on owning
orte ihonld be supplied with a good
llbr prrvatlv, and good aila
oil. Toe two thing ar necessary to
tba largeat economical ne ol a working
outflt, or plaaaur aqnlpag.
Observation haa ahown that no oil
penetrate leather o deeply, and reelitt
the drying effect ol tun and wind to
well a Korcka llarne Oil.
Neatefoot and tome other Inferior
oil tometime need, eailly become ran
eld, or becanae ol containing acid, hurt
the leather. Stable men and other
poeted on th object, Invariably nee
Knreka Ilarnee Oil. When barneea I
glren an oocaalonal dressing ol thli oil,
and weiton plndleKrMd with fioiton
Coach Oil, a very large redaction la
made in the neceeeary repair bill.
Beaton Coach Oil, by the way, la very
much to parlor to Caitor Oil. It haa
splendid letting qualities, will not gum
or corrod, and it mor economical in
wry way.
People who are alter economy In tte
bl management will do well to atk lor
thete oltt.
An Engtleh miller haa aucceeafully test
ed th vitality ol Km wheat which waa
grown In 1839 and carefully preetrred
el nee.
STAND FIRM
"Whenyoobuyui
OILED SUIT
or SLICKER
demand
Ttsth euieatand
ony w&v to pet
meoest
Sold everywhere
Banking by Mail
WE PAY
INTEREST
On taring dopoalta ol a dollar
or more, compounded twice
every year. It la iuat aa emy
to open a Saving Account with
ua by Mail aa if you lived next
door. Hand lor our tree book
let, "Banking by Mail," and
learn full particular. Addra
Oregon Trust &
Savings. Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sta.
)r yiv n
j i xi Kirn i
A
I.a Tea NelleMif
"I think Hick and Katharine will
eoon lie married."
"Why, denrr
"Well, I passed by th old porch last
night and I heard tier calling Uliu pet
iMiiiea,"
"(JrHdom! And wa the calling him
Mucky' and 'dearest and 'augel
fuceT "
"Well, I ahtmtd any not Bhe wa
calling blin 'dunce,' 'goose and atu
pld.' "
"You don't mean It I"
"I do, and that la always a aure algn
t girl la In lore wltb a man."
HAD TO USE A CANE.
Weakened Kidney Made an Elwood,
Ind., Man' Back Qlv Out.
B. A. Pogb, tianlr bualnee, 1020
North B Street, Elwood, Iod., aayt:
"Kidney trouble kept m laid np lor a
long time and when I
wa able to be op I
had to nae a cane. I
had terrible backache
and pain In the
honlden. Tb kid'
nay accretion were
dark: colored. Alter
doctoring In vain, I
began nilng Doan't
Kidney Pill.' Three
boie cored me entirely, and I am glad
to recommend them."
Sold by all dealer. 60 cent a bos.
Foster-Mllborn Co., Buffalo, K. Y.
Caaarht.
Tommy, you at tlioee pesetas that
were in the pantry."
j "I didn't I 1 never touched' em I"
"O, well. It doesn't matter. They were
green, wormy, and ol no account, any
way." "Ttln't so. Ttwy waa aplendldt"
Chicago Tribune.
At the Klcht ItkML
Teacher (ol rhetoric) What do yo
auppoe the poet means when be sneak,
of "the atbuff that dreamt ar made off
Bbaigy Haired Pupil I fties k
meana a cut of mince pie at bedtime.
I Waa Faaalllar.
Redd Are you familiar with yacht
ing format
I Greene Oh, yea ; I tried to hire one,
once! Yonkera fttatesuisn.
Mother will And Mra. Wlmlow Bonthln
B;ruiU heat remade to Ha lui their cttUuraa
durluf ih teethlug period.
Tba dreamt Seaport.
New York la tlie second great ecu
port of the world. In 1003 over nine
million tuna of Importa and eight mil
lion eeven hundred thouiuind tone of
eiporta ware cleared through New
York Harbor. Loudon la the greatest
eoflKrt, exceeding New York In Im
ports, though not In export. Antwerp
I and Hamburg are third and fourth, re
epcctlvuly. TITO at. Vitus' raiwe ana en ffirmi rita-asM
Nla prmeiienlly currd he lr. Kllae'a urrel
S.rrs K.tK.rtr. Heniiar FHKK eltrtal tvttl.siia
treaties. Dr. H it kilo. , Ld. Ml Area St.. l'nile.,l',
Somewhat DtWereat.
I MIm Eldcrlelgh How perfectly
hocking I
Youngbach What'a perfectly (hock
ing T
MIm Eldcrlplgh Why, didn't yon
ee old Wedderlclgh kla that doll
faced Mia Peachly juat now He
kleeed her aa affectionately aa If ahe
bad been hi wife.
Youngbach Oh, much more affec
tionately than that I ahould any he
klwed her just aa If ahe waan't hi
wife. :
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Eaae FREE.
Write Allen 8. (limited, te Rny.N. T., tor a
Im umiila uf Allen's Foot-Kue. It eures
wealing, hot wollen, aching leet. It makes
ew or tlaht shoes er- . A oerteln eni lot
oorns, Inirowlngnslln end bunions. Alldroe
(laUssUlL We. Uon't accept any auhaUtuta
No l'e.
"Do you notice what a lot of women
are going in for eclence?" ,
"Tea. My wife's got the fever, too,"
"Wtmf her line?"
"Mechanics. She' an Inventor."
"Indeed? Wunt hns ahe Invented?"
"Why. alie's Junt perfected a stair
stop that makes me register the time
I get home In the morning aa soon aa
I put my foot on It;"
"Can't you bont It some way??
"It's no use. She's always awake
any way and waiting for me on the up
per landing." Cleveland Tlaln Dealer.
Btatb or Ohio, Crrv o tolsdo, I
LOCAS COIIMTV, 1
Fsimk J. CHiMf mskes osth that h is
senlur partner of the firm of K. J. In in it A
Co., doing bunlneiis In the I'ltrotToledo. Con
tr and btue aforenald, and that sM arm will
pay the sum of ON K HUNDKKD DOLL A RB for
each and ererynaaeot C'atabkm that cannot bs
eured br the use ol Ball's Catamih Ckri.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before ma and subscribed In my
presence, this Oth day of December, A. D., ISM.
A. W. OLKABON.
Notary rublla.
VlIall'sCaterACnr Is taken Internally, and
aots dlreetly on the blood and mucous aurfaoss
of th Britera. Bend fur teitlmonlals, free.
F. J. CH1SIT A CO., IoWe.0.
old by Trujt(lts, 70.
Hall's Tamify mis ar th Vast
laastvMeiaau
Gunner Bluff em certainly ha
aldarat wife. Bhe collect all th x
penalv cigar banda ahe can find.
Ouyer I don't tee anything consid
erate In that? Does the watt bar
time decorating platea?
Gunner No, ah give them te
Blqffem and be stick them around hi
toglea, Then be make the Impression
that In Is amokls lftaat etnas.
a7 "tyT
"Whet la a practical- Joker "On
that you can aell for a dollar and buy
bread with It. "Judge.
Mra. Bklnnuiu Why are you all bid
ing from Tommy? Little Llzsle Tom
my la the butcher come with his bill.
lblladvlibla Itecord. '
"That young widow aaya she I go
ing to break br husband's will." "I
thought ahe did that aoun after they
were married." Haiti mor American.
In New York. "Can't you think of
tome unusual thing to do to-night
aoraethlng we haven't done before?"
"We might ai-nd the evening at home."
Uf.
That man never usee money In hi
campalgna." "No," answered Senator
Rorgbum, "he merely make promise.
He uses credit Instead of cash."
Washington Star.
The Paraot, When I became a min
ister, I gave up playing the piano. The
Elder Then you became an expounder
In a double sense of tba word, didn't
you J Yonker Statesman.
Cbolly I thought perbaiie you bad a
prefereu" for Hobby Jouea? Mildred
Nonsense I You are just aa welcome
here aa be la. Why, be la the moat In
aufferable bor I know. Judge.
"Why don't you get an autooiobller
"My dear air," waa the answer, "I
don't need It I have a dog, three lifo
Insurance pollclea and a bolL I have
trouble enough," Washington Star.
Cicely Why don't you learn to
awlm? Muriel Tber I -no one to
teach me. Cicely How about the boy?
Muriel Oh, they've all taught me be
fore; different aummera you know.
Brooklyn Life.
Gladys (at the aeashore) Are you
having aa many propoaala aa you bad
last season? Mnynie (wearily) Oh,
yea, but they are all from the same
men I waa engaged to lost summer.
Detroit Free I'reaa.
"But," protested the pert young
housewife, "you ought to take off some
thing for the boles In these doughnuts."
"Very well, madam," replies the wise
baker; "I'll allow you on cent each j
for the hole when you return them." ,
Chicago Dally News. '
"What" asked the sweet girl grad-1
unte, "waa the happiest moment of
your life?" "The happiest moment of
my life," answered the. old bachelor,
"waa when the Jeweler took back the
engagement ring aud gave me collar
buttons In exchange." Chicago New.
Mra. Windfall Just Imagine, II Irani!
One of the aullora told me that tills
boat la now In communication with her
sister ahlpl I wouder what the con
versation la about? Mr. Windfall
Humph! Moat likely each la aaklng
the other If her cargo Is on straight
Puck.
"I presume, sir," began the young
man, timidly, "that you will consider It
very presumptuous for a fifty-dollar
railroad clerk to apply tor your daugh
ter's hand lu marriage." "Not at all,
my boy," responded Senator Bllckguy,
kindly. "I dare say your aide graft
are quite remunerative."
"Don't you object to your husband's
poker playing?" "UooiLuesa, no! I like
It You see he always piaya witn Mr.
Jones, aud Mrs. Jones and I are
friends. If Mr. Jones wlna ahe takes
the money away from blni and divides
with me. If my husband wlna I divide
with her. Cleveland Lender.
The two young men reached the door
at the same time. "Is Miss Swelling
ton In?" they asked. The maid, Norab,
looked at them and shook her bead dis
consolately. "She's In to wan av ye
an' out to th' other," she said at last;
"but th two av ve coming together haa
got me so tangled Ol'm blest If Ol
know which Is which. But come might
In both av ye, au OI'll ox her to come
down an' pick ye out" Judge.
What's In a Name? An Irish sol
dier In a local regiment during the late
war arrived at camp late one night Be
was ehallenfied with the usual, "Who
goes there?' After pondering a few mo
menta, and the challenge being repeat
ed, and thinking lie might avoid pun
ishment he answered : "Kitchener." He
was Immediately knocked down with
th butt end of a rifle. Whll h was
on tb ground ruefully rubbing his
head, th sentry exclaimed: "Why, Its
Callaghanl What did 7 say It was
intcbener for?" "Sbure," earn tbn
ewer, "when ye would do thl to Kttch-
, pbvrat yould y do to Cmllaghanr
Hearty all Americana ar poor talk
er. Think It orr do yon meat aa
tatarsstlnc talker once a month t Ar
yon not bored every hour of the day
by poor talkerel
No trouble to raise boy; but girl
must have their hair combed and wear
white dresses. And white dresses don't
do tMnf to th washing.
LINCOLN'S WEAPON,
Raw He EtaalareS RISIaala fee HI
Ml BeavSt.. I
Wit and rldleul were Lincoln' weap
ons uf offense and defense, and be
probably laughed more Jury case out
of court than any other man who ever
practiced at the bar.
"I ones heard Mr. Lincoln defend a
man In Itloomlngton against a charge
of passing counterfeit money," Vice
I'resldent Hterenwm told the writer.
There was a pretty clear case against
the accused, but when the chief witness
for the people took the stand be slated
that bit name waa J. Parker Green,
aud Lincoln reverted to this the mo
ment be rose to cross-examine. 'Why
J. I'arker Greene? Wbat did that J.
stand for? John? Well, why didn't
the witness call himself John P. Green?
That waa bis name, waan't It? Well,
w bat waa the reason be didn't wish to
bs known by bis right came? Did J.
Parker Green have anything to conceal.
and If not why did J. Parker Green
part bla name In that wayf And so
on. Of course, tb whole examination
waa farcical." Mr. Btevenson continued.
"but there waa something Irresistibly
funny In th varying tone and Inflec
tions of Mr. Lincoln' vole as be rang
the changes upon the man'a name; and
at the recess the very boys In the street
took up the slogan and shouted 'J. Par
ker Green I' all over the town. More
over, there waa something In Lincoln's
way of Intoning bla questions which
made me auspicious of the witness, and
to this day I have never been able to
rid my mind of the absurd Impression
that there waa something not quite
right about J. Parker Green. It waa
all nonsense, of course, but the Jury
must have been affected as I was, for
Green waa discredited and the defend
ant went free."
HOW A HO ft. BURTON.-Aarr Chemist.
LAsulviHav 'oiorv1n. ttMtcline-n DrtcMi iiold.
Hllr. Lfltd, fl i Uotd, HnTr,7lc ; Uold, uc; floe or
s"nt.raa SI. fwauttttat iMta. la allln ivalnnai albd
ft) U pr.es Mat avrntoa Utplk'alkM. Control .vn4 Vm
Mrawurk avjUclisML lUlnfMi CvrUoU &a
DR. C. GEE WO
Wonderful Home
Treatment '
Thin wonderful Cbt
Doctor Is called
Krrau b-rauM ne curve
people without nptjaV
tint thai ar a van nn ' '
to die. Me carat wl B
thuea wonderful t hi
tcm herb-., root a, bud a,
harks and Tetteiabl
that ere ntlrrly on
kmwn to mnliral act-
em Id Ihn connirr throuKii Uie um. ol those
barmlHM remedlea. Thla tarn, as doctor knows
iiieariiunof ovrftndiffer-a( remedlre, which
he iue uort-siiia ly in differe ik diwasei. He
ituaran ers toctireuatarth, asthma, lunn. throat
rhrutnailftm, nervtma eaa, stomach, Itver, kid
neys, : has huattre of tvstlmoDlals.
l'harre moderate, i'alland see him. Pa knta
out oi the city writ fur blanics and circulars.
bQd stamp, CONHl'LTA'l iON tKkvK
Address
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
1624 first St., S. C. Cor. MorrteM
Mention paper Portland, Oregon
Avoldlaa; Temptatloa.
Blopny Let'a go up this side street;
I aee my tailor coming down the ave
nue. Digs Why, I never knew yon to go
out of your way to avoid meeting a
creditor before.
Slopay Yea, but I happen to have
money In taj pocket this time, and I
might be tempted to pay him.
Tlie Hind You llavo Always
18 Aiil
CCMWI1
ture oi uiias. aa. r icitiHT, ana lias Dccn mane unaer His
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-pood" are but Experiments, and endanger tho
bealtll of Children Experience against Experiments
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
gorlc, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other JJnreotlo
substance. Ita ape is its cuarantco. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrlia-a and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teethinjr Ti-oubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, riving healthy and natural sleeps
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You toe Always Bought
Sears th
In Use For
tm eiftrtiUR oMMfrr r
A)
For the
Children
To succeed these day you
must have plenty of grit, cour
age, strength. How is it with
the children ? Are they thin,
pale, delicate ? Do not forget
Ayer'a Sarsaparilla. You
know it makes the blood pure
and rich, and builds up the
general health in every way.
The eMiaraa eanant aoariblr hn m
liealta bdIm the LowaK era la proper condi
tion, a tlimairto Hr fiMaaau4 tongua.
b4 fcrMth, toaMpat4 bow.l,. Corrart .11
ttjoM br (Irion laiallra doaraef Aysr'S
ruia. Au TttM. aasar-natad.
AT
lu
17 J O. Srr Co., UnrtU, Mm,
AftVMOt.
MiCC ait
cftum rtcrotAL
iers
- Hew Ob aa Bias.
Henry, aged B, oever bad happened to
ae a Mexican hairless dog before.
"Why, it'a a raw doc isn't it?" be said.
V. L. DOUGLAS
3.50 &3.00 Shoes
CT IN THE WORLD
WaLOoDglas $4 Gilt Ed9 liar,
eanMttwequaiieqaiaryprioe y
Tu Shut bnlrm
SHOES FOR J5VEETB0DY AT AIL PKICEi,
X.n's SIIOM. S to Jl.SO. Bol BhoM, 3
toi.sa. Wa i enoM. txx to J.0.
aUsa' CbUdrau'a BUora, SJ.ao U 11. OO.
Try V. I. Oouglaa Womn'a. MImm and
Cibildnn'a ahuea; for atjrle, fit aad wear
the excel other make.
If I could take you Into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass.,snd show
you how carefully VV'.L. Douglas shoes
re made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are ol greater value
than any other make.
Whcrvvcr yoa llva, tot caa oMaia W. L.
Doaslaa shoes. His nam and prica U tamped
aa tnc bottom, which protects yoa against high
prices and Inferior shoes. Taw ao aubitl'
tmtm. Ask yoor dealer lor W.IDola aboeS
and Inalat upon havin, theaa.
fait Color Cutlttt s; tutu will mi near brassy.
Write lor Aluatrateil Catalo, ot FaU Stylea.
W. L, DOUGLAS, Dept. 13, Bracfctoa, Mass,
CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING
Portland Trade Directory
Name and Addressee la Part lend al Repre
aeatatlve Business rirwa.
CRKaM HKPARATOR8 W. marantse ihe V. 8.
eparaior lo bs tli- brsL Write lot Ires raiamj.
UaMiwtwd Co, a inn and Oak.
PIANOS a ORGANS Many ana lnramnlai
T.ri to n, account . cSnraa or removal of burer
Write for descr.ptlou of paoce now oa band,
terms, eto. Write iodar. Ullbert Co Portland
P. N.U
Ne. 44-OS
TTTHEN wrlUn , to adearttaan pi
ft neau.ia tnia paper.
Every tramcar In Belfast haa written
In large letters jnst over the step at each
end of the car: "The lifeboat rule is wom
en and children first."
' s ..' a ,ws
Bouffht baa borne the signa
Signature of
Over 30 Years.
muniwv mciT, nnr vovm arrr.
U Oootur JOB. 1 f E "V av B 1
I trtnv Hooai It ua aioal 1 1 f Ta 1