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    TlT fsmtaa raalsa.
Nobody til mors di'slrous of ssylrif
plfBMiint tilings tliuu Mr Appleby, ami
lis iii-ror rxullMHt what n uik-omiiII-Oieiitnry
vision of tln.iiilvi dfr II
tmiers soim-tlmm utitaluvd ttiruugli Imt
ttii-y.
Mr. Appleby often rrnllr.pd It, how
rvr.mil hit Htit good dint of time
iiili'iirorliig to miootli truublud waters
lu tlio lii'lulilxirlimxl,
"I didn't get lu tlio fuiH-ritl over it
Mssliby, nfliT sll," tnUl the iphhI wo
mail, una night nt tlx suppvr' tithl.
"I f"H of dlsapiialiited wlipn I
found tli l.nrnU'c earrings ws nil
fuil-tlirwt tin I he tint's tvat, itul uo
fr mi ritra one.
"Tlimi I IxMliuiiKlit uie of iour Ann
WHInnl tlmt livi-a down tbnt licit
trti't to Hid l.iirrnliccs. Hlii's nmt,
you know, mid pretty dwf, but I
renin rltf lit Into uor tar, so sli can
always hear me.
"1 went right down tlirr mid found
lier alone, as imiiiil, nml I suld to br,
Anno, I Fniildii't get over to Mtishhy
to funernl. so I ilhl the next bent
thing, mid emus to see you.' ,
"You'd never hnve susiwrted from
lier fmtt bow grntirViI nli was. Blie
Inn these long fiMiiurin, mid they
seemed to bo drnwed out soletuner limn
usuul, but of entire I knew she was
linwl, miybfHly Hint set few
(ho does, llvliitf out of the way and
hived up In that little liuuse."
tlrra4 lb Limit.
"I don't uilud folk borrowing," tnld
Miss Hodges, iluluilvt'ly, to an old
friend who wan paying lief visit,
"but l've gut nn awful trying woman
for a iK'liiblMir Just now. Hbe borrowi
uch queer things Via wont out o' pa
tleiien with lnr."
"Mipiim nml brooms nnd the flour
If (it and Ironing hoard, I ikm," auld
the gtnt. who bud knowu llfo In a
country town.
"Merry me, 1 don't count sueu
things!" snld MImi Dodges. "Nor my
best uiiiliri'llu imr my eiirvlng knife. I
run uuike shift to get on without 'em
for a while nny time. Hut when hc
ruine over to borrow my dlury tho other
day, ' she eoiild keep accouiit of the
weiithcr and Imt hen' eggs nnd no on
till her liiiHliniid ciiino back from ('nil'
fornln, she having given blm bera to
put down bin expense and sights In,
ao' alio could copy her record In from
my book In the right place I dii-lurt
I cnllvd It tho cap Hhcnf S"
Vrptm' CuraiiPt,
An elwtrlc reslstnnee furnnco waa
UM'd by I'tpys lu 1M15 for the cementa
tion if Iron. 1 In took a piece of puro,
(oft Iron nnd rut a Kilt along It length.
The silt wan tilled with dliiniond dust,
which w.ia prevented from fulling out
by tine Iron wire. The portion of the
wire containing the dust wni wrapped
In nilra. The wire thus charged win
tiented quickly to redness by the cur
rent from a battery. On opening the
wire IVpys found that tbe diamond
duxt bad dlxapienred and that n round
whero It bad been the wire bnd been
converted to stoel. London Engineer.
YERKEI TORY WITH MORAL.
Haw Traalloa Hujmi Auwml
"Da Rlebe Brlasj llaaplaasst"
Mr, Terkea wss once answering tbe
question which everybody naturally put
to blm, ."I)o rlrhea mean bnpplnMsT"
"There were two men In riilladel-
phla, Uovenmr Hchiilts he waa called
gxivornor," mid Mr. Yerkea with a
ghont of aiulle, "liernuDe be once
wanted to be candidate for the nom
ination to tbe governonhlp" a delight
ful and chnracterlxtlc bit of humor per
hapa only Intelligible to thoae who know
America and Americana and their
crate for giving and perjH-tuatlng title
"and another man called Alec Ueriaon
waa bla oinxineiit Now, (Jovenmr
Kchulti waa Jnxt one of thoae happy-
go-lucky fvllowe wboin everybody loved.
but who never bad dollar to bit
name, while Itenaon waa one of those
near men that Juxt thought of nothing
but accumulating money. He went
back to bla oltlce after bla aupper,
which be took at 6 o'clock, and worked
there till midnight, and be waa there
again next morning and. In abort, be
thought of nothing but money, money,
money all the tluie.
"Well, Bchulu got a little queer be
fore he died and one night an old
friend of bla went to vlxlt blm. He
lived In a amall. unostentatious la
dced, rather poor house, but be turn
ed to bla friend and aald : 'Do you aee
that wall paerr It waa a very com
mon and cheap pmt. 'Io yon know
that It I pure goldr The friend ap
proved tbat It was pure gold. Do yon
are that counterpaner It waa some
poor, common atuff Juxt an ordinary
counterpane. That la cloth of gold.
The friend agreed tbat It waa cloth
of gold. 'And Junt bxik at thla little
slipper, and then be ahowed bis friend
ait ordinary, down-at-beel slipper. 'Feel
bow heavy It Is It la pure gold, ten
ounce to the Inch.' And poor Governor
I Kchulti died In tbe conviction tbat be
wa surrounded by and lived in ball
of gold.
"And three day after Alec Itenaon
died and left millions. Hut for week
before bis death be waa crying all day
and all nlgbt because he thought be
had lost all bl money and waa going
to die of hunger. Now, there were the
dcutlia of pauper and a millionaire,
and they aujijily," concluded Mr.
Yerkcs, "tlie answer to your question
a to whether rlclte mean happiness.
M. A. P.
Its Thrilling Effect.
Tho great organ pealed forth.
The lender of tho choir waved his baton
with irritt energy, his head and bla whole
body axxixllnit in keeping time and giving
expresxlon to the noble anthem. And tho
choir sang, In full chorus:
"Aw maw O n-nw maw raw yaw jaw;
Woe yo haw ho raw law aw wsw.
Law Jaw O bnw maw raw.
Yo haw hee aw haw jaw O baw
Woe haw dnw maw aw daw raw aw,
ltnw wsw ahaw law O maw!"
The congregation had some difficulty In
auderxtimdini; the words, but the music
was grand, nnd it sounded like worship.
Chicago Tribune.
Tnklngr N ( ounces.
The visitor liiul nuked permission to Sn
iped the extensive works.
"Certainly," snld the superintendent.
"Yon won't mind being searched before
rou begin, I presume? It's merely a for
mnlltr." "Whit di yon wnnt to aenrch mo for?
Do you think I have bombs concealed
about inc'f"
"Worse tli.ni that. Yon might have a
tote bank and pencil, jou know." Chi
cago Tribune.
E'lTA rertniHiently Cured. KofllnornenrowsnefiS
1 1 tf srXcrllrNtituv'uliM-til'llr.Klliie'iiOrcRI .Nprvs
ISNlnitT. Henri fur l-'ret-aclltinlhn'tlf-iOHllri'Sllfm.
ir. It. II. Kline, U J , Wl A r.ti BU, 1-Ullllllt'li!llm I's.
Asxlatlntt C'onver.ndon.
"Yes," resun rked tlio professor, "I
rather prldo myself on tlio discovery
of nnntlicr liypotlicsM."
"Indeed," replied Mrs. Cutnros, n lit
tle doubt fully. "I Iwd mi blen they
were quite extinct." Wiixlilngtnn Star.
A (H'AltAXTKKII Ci:ltK Foil IMI.KH.
Melons, III ml, icih ilinir. I'm riHi.ns I'llm. lirn.
lHtn sm niitltfirlsed In re.U'Ul iimmht 'f t'AZO
IMMMK.VI Is In luvuni lu b lu H iluju. Wa.
Woman's Way.
B11C We never beur of nny women
after-dinner aiienkcrs.
He No, women can't wntt until af
ter dinner. They tell everything they
know before dinner. Yonkers States
man. Motherawill find Mr". Wtmlow's Soothing
Fyrup the bHt remedy touio lor their chlldrsn
during tho toothing rlod.
Conjectnrnl.
"The Judge let you off on account of
four youth nnd because It wa your first
sffense, hey? Told you to go and sin no
uore, did he?"
"I reckon so. Wben I heard him soy
feo,' I didn't wait to hear any mors."
Nearly a Double I.tfe.
Mo Rose Ho died at the advanced
age of 110 years.
Jo Case Humph! lie almost led
double life, didn't be? Judge.
s 71 fTP
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41 is I ifS i
WhatJoyTheyBbim
To Every Home
as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and playwhen in health
and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor .
life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health
should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of
every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence
should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial
in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in
many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be
cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained,
by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian
blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
edy and hence we are free, to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not
approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup
of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the 'front of every package and that it is for sale in
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty
cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not
accept it If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects.
Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial
iui uic yaieius anu uie umuien, wnenever a laxauve remedy is requireu.
CA8K8 DRIFT ACROSS POLE.
rrovlnar One Mora tkat Arctic
Cnrrent Flaws Ovm North Pale,
Two of tbe drift caska which wer
set loose In Itcbrlng Sea at tbe Insti
gation of 'resident Henry O. Itryant of
tbe Geographical Society of rbllndol
plila and of Admiral Ueorgo W. Mel
ville some year ago have been recov
ered. One of them was found on tbe
coast of Iceland, 2,300 miles from tbo
point where It was cast overboard on
tbo Alaskan coast la Its tortuous
course It probably traveled 4,000 mile.
Its drift across the Arctic Ocean proves
once more the existence of an arctic
current flowing from Bearing Sea
across tbe north polo region.
Fifty ipludle-shnped casks were con
structed from designs submitted by Ad
miral Melville and were sent north on
United States revenue cutter and whnl
(ng ships to Ilchrlng Strait and there
dropped overboard In 18ft), 1000 and
1U01.
Knob, cask was numbered and con
tained a message In four languages re
questing the tinder to notify tbe Geo
graphical Society of Philadelphia if
tbe cask turned up.
An cxnmlnntlou of tbo first record
show that It was cast adrift by Cup
tiitn F. Tuttle of the United States rev
enue cutter Hear on Aug. 21, 11)01,
about eighty-five miles northwest of
Wrangcl Island and recovered by Oa,
tain A. 0. CbrUtlanson on Aug. 17,
11K12, near the mouth of Koylucblng
Hny, on tho Siberian const It is evi
dent that this particular cask did not
get a good start, and ji the one year
less four days of Its drift the course
It followed of 3K0 miles to tbe south
east was probably Influenced by local
currents which exist near Bcbrlng
Strait
3"lio other representative of this si
lent tleot which has been traversing the :
dcsolnto wastes of tho arctic seas bad
n longer voyuge and doubtless a more
eventful history. Flnced on the flow ,
Ice northwest of Polut Bnrrow, Alas-'
ka, In latitude 71 degrees DO minutes
north and longitude 164 degrees BO min
utes west, by Captain N. T. Tllton of
tho steam whaler Alexander on Sept.
13, 189!), It was recovered one mile cast
of Cnpe Ilauda Nupr, on the northern
const of Island, on June 7, 1905.
More of the casks have come through,
but bave not been found, while others
no doubt have been found but not re
ported. There Is no telling bow long
the ensk found on Iceland drifted about
In open water before It was cast ashore.
National Geographic Magazine.
As to Eaek.Me.aa.
"Why, Knchmann is over feet hlgl
and broad In proportion! Didn't I un
derstand you to say ha was a little fel
low?" "If you did yon misunderstood me. I
said b wa a (mall politician."
Vo Caa Oct Allen' Foot-East FREE.
Writs Allen 8. Olmitrd, U Poy.N. T., lor a
trs si le ol Allen 's Fnot-KaM. It cures
sweating, hot swollen , schin left. It make
aw or tlsht shora tsar. A certain cure (or
corns. InsrowtnsDSltt and bunions. Alldrnr
fliuaeUlU ibe. Uon'taooepiany substitute,
With the Carrcat.
"As to municipal ownership, for In
tance," said the doctor, "what do you
conceive to be the drift of public opin
ion "
"The drift of public opinion," Inter
rupted tba professor, "is tbe floating
vote."
' TO OT RR A COI.D IN OSR DAY
TskeLAXATIVK HHOMoqiilnlneiTslilsts. Ttmr-
Clsta rftiittl money If It ful to cum. . w.
AOVli.'b stffimturv In on cscli bus. ttc.
Illtssful Israoraaec.
"This Imported painting is not genu
ine," said the artist
"Now here's a hundred If you forget
It" ald the rich man wbo wouldn't
know a Michael Angelo from a soap
lithograph. "So long ns people think It
Is I'm satisfied." Indianapolis Star.
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this psiier will be pleased to
learn that there is si leant one dreaded dlfieasc
thai science has been able to cure in all Iti
iSKei, and that la Catarrh, llall'a Catarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure known to the
metllcal Iraterulty. catarrh being aeonatitu
ttonal dlHeaae, require!) a constitutional treat
ment. llall'aCaiarrh Curelatasen Internally,
aetlns dlrectlv uion the blood and mucous
surfaces ol the system, thereby destroying the
lounuation oi me oiaease, ana giving mo pa
tient atretiirth hv bntliliiis ud the constitution
and assisting nature In di-lug Its work. The
proprietors have so much faith In lta curative
powers that they otter Una Hundred Dollars
(or any case that It lalla to cure. Bend lor list
01 testimonials. , ,
Address. K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Bom dt aruggisis, 7oe.
Uall'a Family Tills are the best.
According to a recent report from To
klo, there are 1.7SI1 wholesnle and 2Jo,
414 retail tobacco dealers In Japan.
Bt'K'lllN. HOW A HI) K.,-Atiyer sua Chemist
lmlvllle, Colonuto, hpeelnum nrtetv: Uolil,
Silver, l,.d, l ; (iolil, Oliver, 7Ik ; Uiiltt, SOe ; Zinc or
Cooper, 91. 1'ynnUle teHta. Mulling envelopes And
llill price list sent on appllentlon. control and Um
pire work solicited, ltelerencet Carbonate Na
tional Hank.
WET WEATHER COMFORT
"I kavt used your FISH BRAND .
tliokar (or five years and oan truth
fully aay that I never Save kad
anything give m to much com
fort and satisfaction. Enclosed
find my order for another on."
(SUn AND ADOMSS OS WnjOATKM)
You oan del j the hardest storm with Tomr's
Waterproof Oiled Clothing end Nats.
fflghrst Award World's Fair. 1904.
OUR GUARANTEE IS BACK OF THIS
ION OF THE FISH
A.J. TO WER COs tfyWERj
Autos. U. 8. A. IAfvv-i
HWfff CANADIAN CO. Jay3S
Can You Buy
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' In Your Town?
If not, let ns know and wa will sea
that yon can. We are manufacturers
and Importers of
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Wheat Bags
Oat Bags
Barley Bags
Flour Bags
Ore Sacks
Hop Cloth and
Burlap of All Kinds
Bags of Burlap and Cotton
Manufactured by Us
BEMIS BRO. BAG CO.
1508-1514 Colorado St.
SEATTLE, WASH.
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General Passenger Agt s
The Oregon Railroad &
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PORTLAND, OREGON t
Write for it today.
. L. Douglas
3J?&$3SHOES2S,
W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Lino
cannot do equalled atany price.
Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addresses In Portland of Repre :
tentative Business Firms.
tnitr '! ir iirlrai. Woifliinl, 1'lnrk JE Cu.
MA;H IAN'IKKNs WVi-ifrr .. l'ertiaad.
litiiviMt f era in Irftutrrm iml
KIsAHTlC HO'IKIlY;Suppr:ent. Rrncw: Knit to
u ; trt uiriiiturviuviii bUnks; W'uuOuriJ, Clurtit
HOHHKS of nil V tn for sn nt very tVRtous.il
pr.cttt. iniiuln '.; rot it tSt.
TItUrtSKH iont o, nrprnvti': 'ftntM fit In
most tlnllvultcaavs; VooOrU, Ourtce t Co,
AKTIKJCtAI, KYKS; ryiry nhfttlf ntd shajv: aa
ftortiutMiL vent uu p).roval; uuUarU, Clr i
CKKAM HK1 A K A TO It S We fnartvitw 1h U. .
M irior lo l ttn' btMt. Write lur trv cujj.
UkfiwKsU Com tflU and Ohk.
JfKNBCIsOT!llNl Fuffnm A reiiOlon. nn)
aKvntS Alirvti Unjnnim A Cc's wrrt cloth.
KvfrytltiiiR iu niiu' iurnlKhtiiKH. Muriiawn and
Hi tit aiiwia. UptMstttv pttsUaittciB.
tkiEK LAMl IN OHKUOX under Hi Carey Irrt-
faiion act. lHd d rwt lrm stats WrtteUKltvy.
iuitflei and mail tree. ii. e. Cuuka J Co.,
Aider aireet, 1 urtlai.d. Oret;orw
roUIiTHY rOtl IT you want your hen to lay
more egps write us lor tVee irtlcuUr.t hIhvui PC
It. NA l'Ot I.IUV iKKUAciiiw sMliia Cb,
1 ornands urtmm.
TAUAU I'oMimliia Woolen Mills Co., Torttand.
Ore. I At est style eiotht-B made to meanurecheap,
uur mlt Mieaiin rente ut syaten. insure iwtrLec. flu
Write for iVtn) auntties and prices.
I IANOH A OKOANH Oldest piano house on Pa
cific coast. OrgaiiH and lManott ou tmey tw iiiviiUt,
Write lor lint. Let us quote you a price. Atieu &
Ullbert-Kamaker Co., Puriland, Oregon.
Human H air Goortn Switches, rompadours. Men's
Toupees and Wttfs; best quality; loweai prices;
send for ire price Tst; mall orders a specialty.
J'aris Uau btore, VJ6 WaaL.iiif.ioo 6k hl 1.
11V ter I
JULY ft is'6
Capital Hsoom
W., t. DOUGLAS MA KES SELLS MORS
MEM'S S3.SOSHOES THAN AHY OTHER
MANUFACTURER Lit THE WORLD.
tl fl flfin BWSRD te ny"
QIU,UUU duprevs this slalsmsnt.
Ml could take you Into siv three large factories
at Brockton, Mass., and show you the Infinite
care with which every pair of shoes Is made, you
would reside why W. U Douglas $J 50 shoes
cost more to make, why they hold their shape,
tit better, wear longer, and are of greater
intrinsic value than any other $3.50 ."hoe.
W.JL. Dutrl aa Strong Muds Shorm for
fas, St.SU, 92.00. Bay' School
-&0, S2.S1.7S.S1.BO
, CAUTION. Insist upon having WJiDoug.
las shes. Take no substitute. None genuius
without his name and price stamped on bottom,
fast Color Cutlett umI ; will mot wear brasau.
Write (or Ulustrntnl Catalog.
W. 1m UOUOLAS. lirocktoa, Mass.
P. N. U.
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