OLD-PEOPLE
Their Pains and Ailments
Any taint rf tha blood quickly ihowi Itself with old
fttople, and troubles, which a younger, more vigorous coo
atltutlon holds la check, ' take possession of tkoMof ad
vanced years. A mole, wart or pimple often begins to in
dame and fester, terminating in a sore that refuses to heal.
cf a rheumatic character are almost constant, the joints get stiff and the mus
cles sore, while sleeplessness and nervousness make life a burden The nat
Urnl r.tlt.ffw.sftlte la tir,t
o great in old age and all the
organs get dull and sluggish,
failing to carry out the waste
natters and poisons accumu
latiag in the system and they
re takes op and absorbed by
the blood, render! off it weak
pains and
my general
Union,
and unable to properly nourish the system. There is no reason why old age
hould not be as healthy as youth if the blood is kept pure and strong. 8. 3. 8.
its
fine tonic effect.
Almost from the
general health begins to improve and the pains and ailments pass away.
wsawirrcpcctno co atiamta, cam
Waatntt Energy.
Sometimes htad and hrels work well
towtlter, hut It was not so in a case
reported In the YonWrrs Statesman.
;m, a colored man, was sn hour late,
and his etnjiloyor asked htm to ex
plain. "Yes, sun, I'll explain, sab,". 8am re
plied. "Well, what eictise have you?"
"I was kicked by a(uiule on my way
bere. aah."
"That ouitbt not to have detained
you an hour, 8sm, If you were able to
come at all."
"Well, It wouldn't hare if he'd only
k Irked me in dta direction. You see,
boss, be kicked uie de other way."
"
rim s Curs ft a remM for coughs, ootds
and consumption. Try Ik Fries 25 suU,
ax druggists.
Thoee Ijotinf Girts
Miss EUlerlelgh Yon may not bellevs
It, but I refused offers from three dif
ferent men last month. v
Miss Younibuii Oh. I don't doubt it.
But what wars the soiling!
Wkf Tbey Came I Jit.
Husband (la hst and orsreoat) Good
graclousl li aren't you gut jeur coat en
jet?
Wife It's all fiisd exespt tucking la
my areas slesves se tbty wen't get muss
ed. I'll b ready la half an hour.
riTA Permanently Cored. Horluor uervoosnese
1 1 10 after Arsiday'eueeoflir.KMne'atlreallilen'e
ileaioref. Mend fur Freef) trial botite and treatise,
lr. H. li. kllue, Ud., wi An-fam, Philadelphia, J'a.
Urn Tlaae Left.
"Winter wheat ' looking well?" he
asked of a street car passenger who
looked like a farmer.
"iMiiitio," was the brief reply.
"(loud deal of snow out in the coun
try?" "Moblw."
"PrW'o of liny gone up any?"
"Can t say."
"Hut aren't you a farmer, my
friend?"
"Yes, I'm a fanner; but this winter
I've been courtln a wlddor womnn
wutb SH.000 and I haven't bad any
time to fool around with snow or buy
or snytblng cine." -Chicago News.
TIlO liilld Yntl llili-n Alu-nva
iJat
nn
L'J i 'A w v . ' '- .. .
ture of Clias. II. Flctclior, and lias been made uudcr his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
I Jt-tt-frd" are but Experiments, nnd endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
c What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmlcHg substitute for Castor Oil. Pare
Rorie, Drops and Moothlng- Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its asre is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and aUays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhtua and Wind
c:,.Ir r.elloYo Tocthlnjr Troubles, cures Constipation
ami Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
gtomaeh and llowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. ,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
.sears tne
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TMt acNT.ua eeMMRV. , Muaaav .TKirr, new vaaa bitt.
PRUSSIAN
ffCfT nn Pnifltrv KoMIt applied Pnnt tMrehca,
w
kUl the lice.
Nerer falls.
CLflNrn
Albert Blocker of I'tiaiihRtuHin, Minn., boutrht a rnn of rrumlan Llca Killer and
ud ItthorouKhly three UntM and clr.nrd hi, poultry houw etitlralv fm. from
Uo and tallw. Bcfor u.lnR, tha poultry houia a 1It with red Urwand mltea.
OUST THK
X H. KulAir. of AttVt, Mo..
6D hotrt, and U worth Arm
VOISTI.AMO ISBD 00N rortUa, Own ComI Asanka
Wanderinecaina
a bki iKmi nwuiVi ei wrirrper, wuna ten ui
almost a physical wreck. To add to sir wretched
condition, Rheumatism developed. la a ahort
time after beginning 8. 8. 8. 1 was relieved of the
have i aloed la flesh and strength and
health la betterthan for Tear. I heart
Uy recommend B. B. 8, lor au MooJ diseases.
a. c
B. P. Cskookt.
is purely vegetable ana is tbe saiest and best blood
Eurifler and tonic for old people, because it is gentle,
ut at the same time thorough in its action, purify
ing the blood of all poisons and foreign matter,
strengthening it and toninetro the entire system by
first dose the appetite increases, tha
Ileal of All Plays.
I do not car for problem plays; give ma
tlit kind of play
In which the girl Is Just as pare aa are
tits flowers In May;
The plsy In which In tints of need the
hero's right on deck,
And where tbs scheming villsin gets It
always In tbe neck. .
I love to hear the girl refuse Jhe villain's
gold to take,
And say that raga are royal, duds
when worn for vlrtneV'sftke;
I love to see her beaux decline to heed
tbe rich man's beck, . t
And swat the villain with a club athwart
bla ugly neck.
0 not for me the Gallic farce, tbe Ibsen
fol-de-rot,
Where man is but a Jackanapes and
woman is a doll;
I'll take tha sturdy plot In which tha
villsin tries to wreck
The hero's life, and In tbe end just gets
. It in the neck.
Louisville Courier-JoarniL
Tha Polite Editor.
Csller I hsve a little poetn which
Editor (busily) That geutlemsa oval
there, sir.
Csllar (genially) Is be the literary
critic?
Editor (politely) No; he's the boun
cer. Mother, will And Mrs. WlniloWs Soothing
Syrup tha bsat remedy to on lur tfaolr chUdrea
during the loathing period.
On Good Keaitar.
Jlmsou If there's one thing I dlsllks
more than another lt'a a shsllow man. -
8i union Yes, but there's one thing la
bla favor.
' Jlntson I'd like to know what It Is.
Hamson A shsllow msn doesn't re
quire aa mnch watching as a deep on. -
To Break in New Shoes.
Alwayi shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corn. Ingrowing nulls and bunions. At
all druggists and h stores, Don't accept
any substitute, fatnpla mallet FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, U Roy, N. V.
Bam A Old Plaint.
The Lady It seems to me these ber
rlea are rather small.
The PeiJtIIei I'm Rnre they hsve got
their full growth, ma'am.
The Lady Possibly; but I'm quite
sure your quart boxes haven't exit theirs.
llnnrli l.na .1.. .1
Signature of
LICE KILLER kills
neat doxca. etc.. and the funica
Sold by dealer, 50c and $1.00 per can.
OUT ILL TUP t ICf lun UlTtt.
THING FOR LICE ON flOOS
M.viihe Pruuian Liu Kiiitr Ujun ihtthbur tor Um
(Intu it cost,
Mawaraal Sap.
Ona larfa carrot, two onions, two
turnips, ana taaapoonfol of salt, pepper
ta suit tasta, a little parsley and mar
joram; chop Da-fourtfc of a pound of
ait pork, put It oa to boll in one quart
of water; cat all tha Tegetablea Into
mall place and add them after tbe
perk baa eimmerad twenty minutes,
adding boiling water enough to mike
two quarta of liquor; cook slowly two
houra. Boll half a pound of macaroni
la milk until It I rery tender, adding
salt and ona Ublespoonful of butter;
put into tbe tureen and pour tbe soup
upon it through a colander; add a gill
of cream or milk, tbe parsley and mar
joram tha last thing, and aerra. -
rreaarvedi Quince.
' Peel, core and quarter the quinces.
Weigh tbtrn and put in a preserving
kettle with enough water barely to
cover tbem. Btew alowly until tery
eoft When toft, but not broken, take
them out with a aklinracr and lay care
fully on platters. Add to tbe liquor
left in the kettle one pound of augar to
each pint of fruit Bring this to a
boll, aklm It and when It has boiled
for twenty wlnutes return tbe quinces
to it Cook for fifteen minutes after
the syrup again boll. Now pack tbe
qulncea In wide-mouthed Jura, pour la
the boiling syrup ana soal.
Bam l'attr.
10 use up the remains of ham, take
fat and lean together, pass through tbe
mincing machine, or finely chop. Af
terward pound to a smooth paste In a
mortar, soak a alice of bread In milk
and beat tip to a cream; then mix In
tbe bam, and beat both together. Now
beat to a froth an egg and stir It into
tbe bam, aeaaon with salt and pepper,
and a little chopped parsley.. Put tha
whole Into a well-greased mold, and
bake until a rich golden brown.
Puddla
Botl three egga till quite hard, shell
them and cut "In slices; lay them in
a pie dlab. Then make a custard with
two whole eggs, one and a quarter
breakfast-cupful of milk, salt, cayenne
and a little grated nutmeg. Beat the
egg, add the other things, and pour
oyer the allcea of the egg In the pie
dish. Strew some grated cheese on the
top, and bake In a moderate oven till
quite firm; If the top la not brown, pot
In front of the fire for a few minutes.
Khnbarb Batty.
Mix together three cupfula of fine
stale bread crumbs, one cupful of su
gar, a pinch of salt, one teaspoonful of
mixed ground spice and one-half of a
cupful of melted butter. In a baking
dish, put alternate layers of crumbs
and finely cut rhubarb, adding more
augar If the fruit la thought to be very
tart. Bake three-quarters of an hour
In a hot oven and serve with sweet
ened cream.
Hashed Calf. Head.
IIeat and flavor delicately some of
the stock from a calf's head with
mace, lemon peel, herbs and vegeta
bles, strain and thicken It, adding a
flavoring "oT mushjoom ketchup, salt
and cayenne. Put In some slices of
boiled calf's head, and let It gradually
warm through, allowing It Just to boll
up before serving. Garnish with fried
seasoning balls and curls of bacon.
Sweet Potatoes,
Cut cold baked sweet potatoes into
14-inch slices and put tbem In an earth
en dlah. Spread each layer with but
ter and sprinkle slightly with sugar;
bake until hot and slightly browned.
Sweet potatoes are much richer when
twice cooked.
Canned Pumpkin.
Peel the pumpkin and cut into
pieces. Put over the fire with enough
water to cover It and boil until tender.
Rub through a colander, return to the
Are, bring to a hard boll and pour Im
mediately Into heated jars. Seal at
once.
Short BuKgeetlona.
A good cement for mending glass Is
made by boiling isinglass In spirits of
wine.
Tea leaves moistened with vinegar
will remove the discoloration in glass
caused by flowers.
Pieces of sponge packed ' Into a
mouse hole will Induce the rollouts to
permanently vacate a house.
A common screw with a stout string
tied around the top makes a fair sub
stitute for a corkscrew.
Absorbent bath towels which have a
smooth surface on one side and a
rough one on the other are now made.
A feather brush is preferable to a
cloth for dusting gilt picture frames,
as the cloth wears and deadens the gilt
By covering the bottom of a bureau
of chiffonier with a sheet of tin or ainc
protection from mice la secured.
If palms are sponged occasionally
with equal parts of milk and lukewarm
water they will retain a healthy alosa.
sarn
Tm Growing
Old Fast
And yoy know why, too. It's
those gray hairs! Don't you
know that Aycr't Half Vizor
restores color to gray hair?
Well. It does. And It never
fails, either. It stops falling
hair also, and keepa the scalp
clean and healthy; Do not
grow old too fasti
I h.T m4 A Tar! Hair Ylfaf for man?
veara aaa I .hrnla In4ead a aorrr a ba ak
llftd la do without It. It keepa air feair freaa
Wtraln rrar, and alao keep, mf eealpeleea
and heaiUi. & . 1-aaviaxD, CaayM UlJ.
Otafos.
kr J. O. J7r Co., Lew.U,
lea anafaatarara ef
flu
f
UtUHMJUUL
riULt.
UWCtTKmtL.
uers
Method In Hie Madbesa.
Caudles I was raiding In the piper
this morning of a man who sleeps in tbe
stable with bis horse ererr night.
Mrs. Candles Wait's tbs matter with
him is be crazy?
. Candle No, I gness aot A horse
csa't talk, you know.
Probably tbe youngest general In the
world ia a nepbew of the late Shah of
Persia, a boy not yet 14 years old. He
holds tbe rsnk of full genersl In the Per
sian army.
Cannot Reduce a Rate.
It is stated in Washington, that un
der tbe Townsend rate bill, if a rate ia
fixed by tbe commission it cannot be
lowered by a railroad. Should an emer
gency arise calling for a decreased rate,
the railroads or shippers would have to
appeal again to the commission, there
being no latitude allowed,wbatever the
circumstances. Hitherto a maximum
rate has been tbe rule, but no such
concession is made under the- proposed
legislation.
Bwapplng ComplIme.ita.
"I have just Invented a new sau
sage," said the butcher, handing some
to the poet for him to try.
"Ah!" exclaimed be, "It is a poem!
By tbe way, have you read my latest
poem?"
"Indeed, yes." replied the butcher
with a light of appreciation In his
eyes; "it is a sausage." Houston Her
sld. his Health Was Wrecked
Pe-ru-na Gave New Life
HON. JOHN TIGHT:
Assemblyman Tighe's letter should be
read by every brain worker leading sirei.
uous life.
Hon. John Tighe, No. OS Remsen St.,
Cohoes, N. Y.t Member of Assembly
from the Fourth district, Albany coun
ty, N. Y.( writes as follows :
"Peruna has my hearty indorsement
as a restorative tonic of superior merit.
At times when I have been completely
broken down from excess of workf so
that my faculties seemed actually at a
standstill, Peruna has acted as a heal
ing restorer, starting the machinery of
mind and body afresh with new life
and energj .
"I recommend it to a man tired m
mind and body as a tonic superior to
anything I know of and well worthy
serious consideration." J. Tighe.
Exceaa of work so common in our
country causes impaired nerves, lead
ing to catarrh and catarrhal nervousness
a disease that is responsible for half
of all nervous troubles.
Peruna cures this trouble because it
cures catarrh wherever located.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your cas, and
he will be pleased to give you his valu
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
CUHES HlHt ALL lit FAIL.
I Couli Sirup. Tutu. Good. UK
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ot the Kin.
"I bad an uncle aie up In Vermont
last week,? said the Boston man, "and;
though there la nothing so very queer
about an uncle dying, this relative of
mine didn't have a fair show."
"As how?" was asked.
"Well, when be wa 20 years old ft
tin peddler advised him to always car
ry snuff around In bla pocket to throw
into a mad dog's eyes. In case he met
one. He carried-that snuff for forty
years and never used it"
"Welir
"One day, after be bad carried It for
thirty years, be was crossing a field
and an old bull get after him and
gave him a tosa. When be came limp
ing Into tbe bouse and told oa about It
I said:
M 'Why didn't yon throw snuff In hla '
eyes. Uncle Jerry T
" 'Why, that peddler told me to use
the snuff on dogs, and that If ever a
bull got after me I waa to use ground
cinnamon. I hadn't any of the blamed .
stuff with mef "
Ilia Prefereaoe.
Wife Which of these photographs of
mamras do yon like best, dear?
Husband Let me ace. Why er I
think I prefer this small one.
Wife Do you think it la a better like
seas? ,
Husband Oh, no; bot It ahows her
dressed la a traveling costume.
Maill Makaroff, only daughter ef the
Russian admiral, who was drowned by
the sinking of the warship Petropavlovsk.
has been chosen maid of honor to tha
Czarina and to the dowager empress of
Russia. Her mother, a woman of Polish
origin. Is a profound linguist and accom
plished musician. She has dabbled la ec
cnltiim and his written books and plays.
At present she Is engaged upon a biog
raphy ef her husband.
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