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About Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919 | View Entire Issue (June 29, 1905)
Topics of the Times It it too late now for the war to take a count In Jlu Jltsu. When tbe Igorrotes returned to their native land they put on clothe. Prob ably they quit eating dog meat, alio. Their contract had expired. Mr. Carnegie say the wealthy man la a Blare, While we are pretty buay. we are willing to take a day off and help emancipate Mr. Carnegie. Russell Sage and Mrs. Hetty Qreen can point to the fact that no college or missionary board baa ever rejected any of their $100,000 donation. Now that Ella Wheeler Wilcox has concluded her autohlography, there will be some mean folk to Insinuate that he Is at the chloroforming age. No, William, there will be no official celebration in Cuba over the pension with which Spain proposes to honor General Weyler for his past ervlee on the Island. A Frlneeton man recommends reli gion as a cure for trusts. Once start tbe trusts In that direction and they would soon have all the religion there la la the country. That hen-egg-sized diamond was sent through the ordinary registered mall at a cost of 75 cents. Such things are awfully discouraging to the Indus trious and hard-working train robber. King Alfonso of Spain Is credited with a desire to marry an American girl. But thafa nothing. There are plenty of young men right around here who are entertaining a similar desire. Mrs. Craigle, the English novelist, says women are unfit to sit on Juries because their nature does not contain the element of Justice, Every man who has been caught In wickedness by his wife will Indorse Mrs. Cralgle's declaration. Dr. Wiley, the government chemist, ays there is no reason why the av erage man should not be useful until he la 90 years of age. It Is not dif ficult to guess who would be elected If Wiley and Osier were running against each other for the presidency. Suppose the newspaper man, every time he hears anyone crltcise him or his paper, should retaliate by holding up to the public gaze all tbe faults and shortcomings of said faultfinder, what would be the result? The editor may not know It all, but he does not live In a community long before he knows a great sight more than be publishes. Perhaps no species of villainy Is more cruel and reprehensible than the adulteration of drugs used In disease and which may murder the Invalid they were supposed to benefit. It Is fortunate that the Washington authori ties have taken the work in hand and have succeded In unearthing a gang of these scoundrels In , Chicago by making raids on tbe places where bogus drugs were made, confiscating four patrol wagon loads of "medicine" and arresting five persons for misusing the mails. By observing the laws of health an Ohio doctor assures man that he may live to be 150 years old. That may be true, but the trouble Is to find out Just what are the laws of health. There are so many lawgivers on the subject that the layman Is bound to be puz zled and wonder If the old methodless plan la not as good as any. While It may be of no use to the present gen eration, doubtless it will attract some attention from tbe second or third suc ceeding ones If some man will give a practical demonstration of his theo ries. When truhtful persons can write. "I have used your system for ISO years and never felt better In my life," the rest of the world doubtless will be gin to sit up and take notice. When Monsieur Coppee was shout ing insults at the authorities in Paris not long ago In one of tbe petty politi cal crises which frequently occur In the French capital, be declared that he waa ready to sacrifice his liberty and even his life In the defense of tbe prin ciples which he charged tbe govern ment with disregarding. At the cli max of his obstreperous denunciation of the powers that be he felt a hand on his shoulder, and, turning, saw tbe prefect of police. Instead of arresting him and hauling him to a dungeon, deep and dark, the prefect said, with amlllng face: "Shout whatever you like and smash windows if the fancy takes you. You can even, if you like, attack the police. My men have strict orders from me never to arrest you, no matter what you may say or do." The French have evidently discovered the best way to destroy the effect of attacks on the government la to re frain from making martyr of th at tacker. A government ha to be pret ty sure of itaelf before it ha th cour age to pursue this court. A Tal profoesor, th statistician of th Institution, ha mad a compare tlv study of student xpenditur and reached result that rich and toad parents dealroua of giving their tons th great advantage of a liberal edu cation should carefully consider. After all, the most important function, of th college 1 moral. The mere Informa tion supplied by lecture and txt books can be obtained at home; It Is the discipline, the atmoapher of cul ture and learning, the associations, th traditions and historic background, th personal lufluence of professor, that combine to give "college dura tion" the value and utility It possess. In the familiar phrase, the mlwrton ot the college Is to encourage plain living and high thinking. But in every col lege there are students who tacitly re verse the formula and proceed on the assumption that the right Ideal is high living and plain thinking, or no think ing at all and very little work even of tbe routine sort. There are not many of these, It Is true, but If any course or practice on the part of parents tends to increase their number it can not be too persistently discouraged. And the Yale statistician shows that au extravagant allowauce to a student la a source of moral danger. Poverty la bad for a student; it means, of course, extra work outside and little recreation and opportunity for assim ilation and reflection and beneficial associations. But luxury Is even worse for the student, because it is more in sidious and demoralizing. It Is a tru ism that "as the amount of total ex penditures Increases the percentage spent on necessities decreases!" But it 1 certainly disquieting to find that "the wealthiest' class of tbe Yale stu dents "spend more for drinking and smoking than for their room rent and furniture," and that while "under pleasure the highest (wealthiest) class spends more than twice the proportion J hat the lowest do," on music and charity the order is reversed. Th parent who makes too generous an al lowance for bis college-at tending sou does him a disservice and an injury, lie expose him to temptalion of a kind destructive of the essential mis sion of the college. The Yale professor says that "the men who take time to spend $807 a year on pleasure and to bacco and Intoxicants do not bars time enough left for their regular work to rank high in their class." Bnt this is not the whole of tbe mischief, nor even th greater part of It The effect on character, on mental and moral discipline. Is of infinitely great er moment. At college enough Is better than a feast A 8INGULAR EXPLOSION. An Iron Rail Twisted AVoand the Trunk of a Mar Tr. That an ordinary steel rail can be hurled high In the air-and twisted Ilk a piece of wire around the trunk of a big tree seems incredible, yet such a thing recently occurred at Nanalmo, B. C. The explosion from which this cu rious thing resulted was disastrous in EFFECT or AN EXPLOSION. Its general effects. Twelve men lost their lives as a result of It. Great havoc was wrought and tbe big rail, which was lying on the ground fully twenty-five feet from tne spot at which the explosion occurred, was lift ed In the air and wrapped around the trunk of a tree twelve feet away, as if It had been mere wire. Tbe'exploslve that did this Is known as "gelglnlte." It is one of the most powerful of the various preparations from guncotton, composed of blasting gelatine, collodion cotton, absorbent nitrate, sodium carbonate and wood pulp. So tightly was the rail wrapped about the tree that it cut deeply Into the green wood of the trunk and caused big splinters to start out on all sides. Wanted to Compromise. Judge Lueders You are charged with loitering. What have you got to ay for yourself? The Hobo Nawthln', Jedge, only I don't want youse ter be too bad on me. Dat's all. Judge Lueders Well, how will thir ty days and a bath strike you? The Hobo Say, Jedge; can't youse make it sixty day an' cut out d wash? .Y" . ft lx t. 111.'-. n ,r t r :V;V w A BOY'S VISIT TO MIS OLD HOME. a.r r. ftussrll If. Coil. IX O. "The Spirit of the Urd Is upon m." I.uke lv.. IS. When I read Ihe chapter of Christ's home-coming It seems to express clear ly bow Christ. In His sensitive home sickness. Ills love tor III home, a part of His character, ami Ills appreciation of all that win uoiueauc and boly In life He must have felt that day when He was going home to Nasareth for the first time after hi mother bad taken her family and moved away with thorn year before. Oh, to think of Hint walking up to wards that old home alone, forgetful of the past few years and unconscious, In a measure, of the change that must have come to the old people, thinking of the old folks who had grown up and married, and hardly realising that a new generation had grown up nearly to niarrl.iKO Mime He left. Yet He goei in to It with an Idea somehow that thi years amount to nothing, and that He would find them all the same that those who loved him. those who cared for him, those who sang for him lu the old days, would do the same again. The year had gone )y and the boy was returning home. As he entered the synagogue he win noticed by every one. There was so'iie thlng aWmt his manner and his face which they recognized, and he became at once the center of attraction. Whit perings went around the synagogue, "Who Is that?" "That Is Jesus, the man who has performed so many mir acles; the young man who turned the water Into wine at Cans; the young man who healed the sick at Caper naum and is now the Idol of all peo ple." As the whisperings went around they stared at Him still tbe more. 8eelng Jesus present, the minister of the synagogue who had charge of the ark In which the scrolls were placed went to Him and asked Him, as a stranger, to take the roll of Isaiah and read. When He read tbe text He gave the scroll to the custodian, who put it back in tbe ark; and when He sat down all the eyes were fastened on Him, expecting Htm to say something strange. They heard such great things about Him from Capernaum that they were curious. He could perform great miracles and they wished to aee ono. They looked at Him to see what He would do. But He still kept Ills seat as Ills custom was In the synagogue. Then He went on with His sermon: "This day 1 the scripture fulfilled In your ears." He preached a sermon altogether too brond for those sensa tion seekers. He snid to those bigoted Israelites in Nazareth that when tbe prophet Elijah was sent by the Ixrd he was sent out to Serepta, unto a woman that was a widow. And many lepers were In Israel In the time of Elisha the prophet, and none of them were cleansed snve Naaninn, the Syrian, who lived In far off Damascus. He said unto them that no prophet wan without honor save In Ms own coun try, among his own klu, and then he said: "I can do no mighty works here because of your unbelief." And when they found out thnt He would not per form any great miracles, and that He hnd practically spoken against Nazar eth and His own people by saying that the Lord bad people outside of Nazar eth whom He loved as much as He did tbe iHraelltes, then Indignation too place of their admiration and bate suc ceeded love. They a roue In a mob and replied with angry words, and finally drove Him out of the synagogue. I wonder If one, In that great con gregation, still retained respect for Him and a recognition of His heaven ly spirit and still retained love for Illm. I think the subsequent historic events are confirmatory of the local tradition that there were two In that synngogue in that day who still bold their faith in Him, who sympathized not with the rage of the populace and who felt that in Him was the divine, and who followed Illm to Capernaum to become afterwards the founders of the great church In Nazareth which Influenced the age from the time of Christ down to the time of tbe Cru saders. To them, as He should be to all, He became that day a citizen of the whole world. FRIENDSHIP AND BUSINESS, By Rev. frank C. Brunei; Friendship is born in adversity. Its motherhood know the sorrow of the world. Much of the so-called friend ship Is merely whitewash. In theology it will show it white urface, with a heart as black as hell. Take a Cor dovla with domestic love, dead in Its coffin, ready for interment See it In bunches of men in black cloth with a top of silk hat, flrst-cltss hypocrite, to conferences, convention and minis terial gathering, talking mor denom inatlonallstu than Christ. Ther are well without wttr, trees without leave, night without star, flower without fragrance, field with out harvest, pulpit without sermons, garden without flowers, soldier with out weapon, couutrlt without a cause, furnace without a flr. singers without a song, ship without a rud der, a religion without faith, homes without mother, meals without food, a God without any heaven, a friend without a country. Such 1 a picture of a friendship, which Is as pretentious th father of hell, that Christ put In a das by Itself. There Is on who cam to th world "the friend that sUcketh closer than a brother." He touched with hi Influ ence the perishing tu humanity and cured It of It malady. It took tired hearts and put their weariness Into everlasting sleep; went Into th gar den of humanity and killed th ugly weed and left it blooming with the blossom that will cast their fragrance Into the centuries, never to die. That Is the friendship of God. ' . '. N . -. : , i i:tAr a V. a. A. WMU. attributed it to a ENVIRONMENT AND MORALS. Br ffsr. ft. A WHt: Place an honest man among commer cial rogues, or where business 1 gen erally conducted dishonestly, and In tbe m a J o r 1 1 y of cases your bonet man turn rogue or Is beaten in busi ness. Heredity as tbe prime factor In moral llf ha re ceived great em phasis. It Is un doubtedly signifi cant. But It has bean overworked. If man or woman went wrong society bad strain In ancea- try somewhere. That settled th mat ter. Society was guiltless. Th boy or girl got badly born, tht was all, and th matter was left to th Lord and th child's ancestors. Society washed Its bands of th whole respon sibility. There ire signs of a wholesome reac tion against overemphasis on heredity, it Is becoming Increasingly apparent that environment has more to do with life, moral or physical, than heredity. We are tbe victim of surroundings. Where we live, how we live, the mani fold Influences, circumstance are the vital and effective forces in life-making. Science baa shown that the struggle for existence and th consequent sur vival of the fltteat Is one method of environment by which forms of life are shaped. Human being are equally subject to the law and equally susceptible to the Influence of surrounding. Place a rogue where business la honestly con ducted and lie turns honest by force of circumstance or get beaten In tbe game. All of which has Its signifi cance In our social problems. We shall have alum people so long a w have slums. W shall have vlrlous people so long as we permit vicious environ ment their baleful Influence upon life. The good folk grow up out of bad conditions and bad people come from good surroundings doe not vitiate the general sociological proposition that people are the result of environment more than of native Instincts or hered itary tendencies. Institutions for wayward children are well enough a a panacea, a make shift an easy way to get out of social responsibilities. But they do not go deep enough. Note where tbe majority of your bad boy and girl com from, Ihe kind of home they have, tli.i streets they live In, tbe kind and amount of food they have, and then change the conditions so that at least the next generation of children from the same sources will not need the Bridewell. Scarcely a child that enters your penal Institutions and graduates a criminal but might have been an honest citizen If his surroundings had been better. Clean out your moral cesspools of one kind and another and the matter of personal morals will largely take care of Itaelf. Are we not spending the most of our energy at the wrong end of the problem? SHQRT METER SERMONS. All power Is born of ln. No prayer 1 lifted on stilted phrases. Love is the blossom of the tree of life. Tbe best way to pity a man ia to pick him up. The wealth of a church depend on Its work. A man should not bate hi call to the ministry on the fact that hi mouth water whenever he see a chicken, PAJUBLt ABOUT CHARITY. How th Twentieth Caatarjr DtvM Olvs HI CrasitM. One upon a time, and not so very long ago, say th Nw York Press, a certain rich man, whom w may call Dive, received from a crtaln poor man, whom w may call La tarns, an application for th crumb that fell from th former's tab!. And Dlts aid: "Certainly. Ulp yourself." And Latsrus thereafter waa a fre quent applicant for crumb. Whereupon a rsprvsentatlv of one of th organised charities, bavtug heard of th cos, called upon Dive and remonstrated with htm for hi in Judicious conduct "Why not do this thing properly?" b said. "Capitalize the crumb and tend us check for the amount. Then refer this person Leisrus to us, end w will Investigate him. We bar a corps of th ablest and highest priced Investigators In tbe charity busluts. If tbey find I-aianis a worthy person b will get hi share of whatever may be left of Ihe crumbs after deducting the expenses of the management It will save you a lot of bother, and if you have no objection to letting your right hand know what jour left hand la doing you will see your name In the papers. Of course, If you prefer to contribute snoiiymoiisly, that is your own affair." I lve thought It was a good scbetu and sent a check accordingly. I.asaru waa duly referred to the organisation, and being Investigated was found guilty of chronic aversion to manual labor and turned down. IMvr did not contribute anonymous ly and in consequence overheard dis cussions of his generosity tu various public places. One plain citizen. In a street car, pcrlmpi, would say to an other plain cltlxen: "I should think be would contribute something! Why, be won't miss wbst be gave any more than you and I would miss a nickel. He's got so much money that he doesn't know what to do with It, and I suppose he has to get rid of It somehow. And when you consider how he got It!" Tbe other plain citizen, fully free ing with bis friend, would further pro reed to criticise the manner in which Ilvea had disposed of his money and would state what he would do if be had lots of money and waa going to give away some of It And Dives would go home In no very amiable mood and say: "Ueel You can't satisfy some people not even If 7011 give away th crumbs!" EXCITEMENT CAUSES JAGS. Emotionalism I as Intoxicating a Strong Drink. "Yes; In my opinion. It 1 quit pos sible for a man to become Intoxicated tu moment of great excitement and sometimes a man will become Just a drunk as he would If be emptied th content of a gallon Jug," said tbe ob servant man, according to th New Orleaus Times-Democrat, "though It Is, from my observation, very rar to find a man who will lose control of bis legs In case of this sort "Crowds, with the excitement that go along with tbeso gathering, the noise an1 hurry and all that kind of thing, will make some men drunk Just as readily as booze. We have known the same condition to be brought about by great heights or distances, by some person In reaching the top of high buildings. Sesslcknens, In my Judgment Is drunkenness. Have you ever stood close to a railroad track while a passenger train whirled by at full speed? If you have you can un derstand fully what I am trying to tall you. Tbe noise and swift motion of the train Intoxicated you for the mo ment and for the time being you are Just about as drunk as you can be. "Rapidly moving street car will have the same effect on some person. Tbe temperament of tbe person, of course, bss much to do with the de gree of drunkenness resulting from these condition. The crowd 1 prob ably the most prolific source of drunk enness of the kind I have reference to. Few persons can escape some sort of Intoxication In a crowd. The moat sedate persons Imaginable will show the symptoms, and you will find the condition to exist no matter what tbe character of the gathering. Crowd In the streets will cause It. We find It in tbe ballroom. "Church gatherings are not exempt I have seen preadiers noted for their sedate, courtly and dignified bearing drunk with the excitement and fine emotionalism of some big religiou gathering. No doubt almost every man can recall many Instances of the form of intoxication I have been die cussing." "Hoist with His Own Petard,' The humorous writer h wrote A poor Joke of a "fighter who fote, But the gag was so old That ths joker wss sold There was no other biter who bote! Cleveland Leader. , When a woman Is unable to say any thing nice about a man she tries te make up for it by saying that be come of a good family, , If the average man had his just de Bert th sheriff's boarding house would be overcrowded,