Condon globe., April 13, 1905, Image 5

Spring Humors
Coma to tnuRt people and causa many
trouble, plntplet, bolla to J other
cruptiubt, besides Iom of arpctlto,
(bat tired fooling, flu pi LUiouancu,
luilltfcutlon and Lieadacbe.
The auoner one geta rid of thotn tha
Utter, and tho way to get rid of them
and to build up tha sytteru that hat
Buffered from thorn la to take
Hood's Sarsaparltla
end Pills
Forming1 la combiuatlon the BpHnf
XSoilirIno;ir excellence, of unequalled
atrengtb la purifying the blood aa
ahown by unequalled., radical and per
mani'Dt curei of
Scrofula Salt Rheum
oald Head Bolla, Plmplaa
All Klnda of Humor Psorlaala
Blood Polaonlng Rheumatlam
Catarrh Oyapapala, tto
Accept no substitute, but be aura to
f et llood's, and gl it today,
An Olil Cure? for Hourvy.
Scurvy used o tip rigulsrly treated
when It wa punMlble by burying the
patient a n to their necks In freeli
en rtli, iriu'tlc officially" recommend
ed In th IlrltlMh miry lea than a cen
tury ago. Twenty of the crew of the
frlgatt Mom' were no treated on the
ahore of 1 Minna Mario Hujr. Hauto Do
mingo. IIhIc were dug in the aofteat
soli on th Ix'Hi'h. Into enrh of the
a man win put and burled to hla chin,
while a uctiicliinent of their ahlpmatea
tnlil off to kH-p the fllca from
their face. They were, kept In this
position fur tfto hour, and the treat
ment wn o effective that four duya
later all the minVrers were able to re
join the frlmite.
How It Ilegaa.
Iteirerntali Hay ot Virginia tall
ef an altercation In a colord club la
ItlchiiiouJ Hint resulted In uearly all tha
oiemliere Mug baled tit-fur a police mag
istrate. "You were preaent during thin trou
ble?" asked tlia magistrate of a wit
Ben. i "Yea, yo linnah.'
"Then tell us. In a few words, Just
bow the dlfllftllty began."
"Well, yo bonah," replied th darky,
with in mil gravity. "I think It waa when
the chair iimn of da entertainment com
mittee awntted de secretary orah d head
wlf d lorln' cup." Collier's Weekly.
riTC lrinnnllr Tared. KofUsornenrousaeas
1 1 1 0 after ttml y's l Ir. K Hno'Miml Nnre
Hmloror. HrnU fur frrm inl hottltana trvatl.
Vl.H. II. Kllu,l.li.,IMl ArvfeMU, I'tilleaelplila, I'm.
A Confuting; Advertisement.
A I bunion etlltor has received from
Ucilln a printed notice of a new hair
dye, described In EiirIIsIi. "I de
liver the hnlr dye from the fair to the
deepest dark," the lierlln man says.
Then, with a burst of candor, for
which ho cannot be sufficiently com
mended, be adds: "It produces a na
tural color and la thoroughly injur!
due." .
to Jail for Hneeatng.
Aa one of the good, kind Indies was
walking along the tier after the
church was over, saying kind words
to the unfortunate sons of Adam, abe
atopped In front of cell 002 on the
alxtu floor.
She anld, "My good, kind man, what
In the world ever put you in hereT"
He anld, "Sneering."
She said, "My goodness! How in
the world could they put you in here
for sneering?"
He said, "I woke the gentleman up'
-Cook County Jail Journal.
$100 Reward, $100.
Th reader o( this paper will be pleased to
learu that there It at leant one dreaded disease
that science ha beeu able to cure In all Hi
atagei, and that 1 Catarrh. Hall' Catarrh
Cure lithe only poilttv cure known to th
medical fraternity, catarrh being acouitltu
tlonal dloease, require a constitutional treat
ment. Hall' Catarrh Cur la taken Internally,
acting directly upon the blood and muooui
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying th
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient atrength by banding up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing lta work. Th
proprietor have o much faith in lta ctiratlv
powers that they offer On Hundred Dollars
For any caw that It fall to cure. Hand tor 111
Of testimonials. , .
Address. P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Bold by druKglata, 7fic.
Hall's Family l'llla ax th best.
Laet of the Mohtcaas.
When the daya are cool and dear
the tuberculoma patients on North
Brother Inland wrap themselves in the
blue blankets furnlshsd by the city
and sit in the open air for a aun bath.
A short time ago, says the New
York Sun, tho health coramlsslouur
conducted a party of peace delegates
to the island. They were from Eng
land, and had seen pictures of the
North American Indian.
"How interesting!" remarked one
visitor, aa the boat was about to laud,
"See how peacefully they sit Are they
the last of the Mohicans?"
Nansen does not believe in modern
sport. His motto is "Plenty of bodily
lerclfl. but no sport."
Pleasantries ore thou aaylngs that
annoy other people.
Th early morning hath gold la its
month. Franklin.
Th certain way to be cheated Is to
fancy on' elf mor cunning than oth
ers. Charroa,
COW THAT INTERVENED.
f ody We Cane of a 'Kacoacilatioai
Jietweea Man aad Wtfa.
"Things may get dull in town after
the holidays," said a man who has a
place in the country, according to the
Detroit Frve I'reas, "but they never
get dull out where we live. We have
two colored tenants ou our little farm
fine workers, both of them Doug
lass and Ellxa.
"They were both divorced persona
when they were marriedabout a
year ago and each had a cow.
Kllza'e cow I named Rosey and Doug
luns col la bis cow Judy. Christmas
day Douglass and Eliza had a quar
rel about some small domestic nut
ter, and the trouble has been going
ou ever since.
"Tha other night whan I want home
to dinner Ilertha told me that Doug
laas and Kluta were still In a rage
with each other. It waa a atormy
night blowing great guns and snow
ing very hard. Wa were coxy by our
Ore, however, and at 10 o'clock were
about to go to bed, when we heard a
coui motion over at the farm cottage.
Going to the side door, we saw that
the cottage door stood wide open,
Kllxa'a voice waa beard, talking an
grily, and Douglass was talking bark.
Before I could get my boots and over
coat ou he came up to the porch, lead
lug Judy by a rope.
"'What Is the matter, Douglass,
and where are you going? we asked
iu the same breath.
"'I.lxa'a In a temper agin,' anld
DougUiKa, 'an' I'se done furever wld
slcb a low-dowu nlggah. I'se takln'
my Judy an' a-golu' to my son's
house, throe tulles down th' road.'
"We tried to calm Douglas and
dlaauade him from the long and
atormy trudge to bis son's, but off ho
went, poor Judy hobbling through the
suow behind him.
"Long after midnight we were
aroused by the dog' barking, and on
looking from the window, saw a man
floundering through the anow, leading
a poor, stumbling cow.
"Douglas stabled Judy, and Kllxa.
hearing the nolae, oxntd the cottage
door and Douglaaa went lu. In the
morning all acc-mpd aerene about the
cottage, and when EUxa came up to
get breakfast we learned the facta In
the case.
"'Mia' Bertha,' said Eliza, to my
wife, 'don't you think dat when Doug
went all dat three mile in th' suow
wld pore Judy, down to bis son's
bouse, dat trill In', no'-count darky
wouldn' let bliu In! No'in, be wouldn',
an' be wouldn' let him put pore
Judy In de stable, needer no'm, he
wouldn'! He aaid he warn't a-golo'
ter mix up in de fight 'twlzt Doug'
an me. An' pore Doug he could n'
keep dat good cow out in de deep
snow all night No'm, he couldn';
an' so pore Doug, he come a-croplu'
back home.
" 'I wua powerful sorry fer pore
Doug' on'y boy he's got treatln' him
dat away. I made Doug some hot
coffee, an' Doug', he made pore Judy
a hot bran maah. It waa a-golo on
3 o'clock when we got to bed. Yes'ni,
It wuzP
"Things have been quiet in the
farm cottage ever since thla episode,
and poor Judy'a walk of six miles on
a snowy night seetna to have achieved
a permanent reconciliation." .
ENGLISH GOLD LEAF.
Th Reason lta Manufacturer Tack
It iu Bible.
"James," aatd the English gold man
ufacturer, "we are hout of Bibles. Go
downtown aud buy alx dozen."
James In due course returned with
the Bibles lu a handcart. They were
taken from hi m by three men, their
covers were torn off, aud the pages
were trimmed with sharp knives down
to a certain small size. Then these
little reduced papers were sewed to
gether into a multitude of small books.
The small books were distributed
among the hands, and in them the
firm's output of gold leaf was packed
betweeu every two Biblical leaves a
leaf of gold.
"It eeema Irreverent, not to aay sac
rilegious, I know," said the head of
the firm, "but we halwaya do so. We
have done so for generations. Gold
leaf Is hnl ways put on the market in
little books made of Bibles.
"Why? I'll tell you why. Gold leaf
must be packed betweeu Tinted in
stead of plain pages, for the reason
tnat It would slip out of plain pages,
which are too smooth for it, whereas
the Indentations made by the types on
the printed pages are Just sufflclem.
to hold the leaf, In place firmly. That's
why printed pages are used.
"We choose among all printed pages
Bible ones, for the reason that the Bi
ble is the best printed book a-golng.
The type is more -evenly set and the
printing ia finer than in any other
work, and we need the best typeset
ting and printing in our business, you
know, for any roughness or uneven
ness is apt to tear the gold leaf.
That's why all English gold leaf is
packed in Bibles. . It'a a necessary
thing to do, but all the same I've of
ten wondered that the churches 'ave
never gotten after ua gold leaf manu
facturers for our hlrreverence." Lon
don Chronicle.
People Killed In lUilroad Wreoka.
. A report recently Issued by tha In
terstate Commerce Commisaioa abowg
that the total number of casualties to
persons on railroads ia the United
States, during tha fiscal year ending
June 80, 1WA, waa 65,130, comprising
2,787 killed and 01,843 injured. Thla
shows a large Increase over any other
year. It Is a large total, and. Id com
parison, may be said to be almllar to
the complete destruction of any one of
such cities as Salt Uke City, Utah;
Han Antoulo, Texas; Ilaclne, Wis.; To
peka, Kan.; Waterbury, Conn.; Wilkes
bsrre, l'a., or Augusta, Ga., neither of
which baa anything like M.OOQ inhabi
tants. In both the American and Brit
ish armies. Sept. 19, and Oct. 7, 11, and
12, 1777. In the series of fights and
movements around Kara toga, as In
cluded by S. S. Creasy, Is his TL'
teen Decisive Battlea of the World."
there were lea than 20,000 men; while;
the highest total given by U. K. Adsms
In Johnson's "Cyclopaedia," of the kill
ed, wounded, and mlaalng ou both
sides at Waterloo, one of the greatest
battle of all time, la 54.428 men not
so many by 702 aa last year's total of
United States railroad casusltles. The
number of collisions and derailments
during the past year waa 11,201, in
volving 9,3H.I,OW7 In damage to roll
log stock aod roadbeds. This gives the
astounding increase of C4H collisions
and derailments over 1003 astounding
but for the reduction of employe, lu
1004, by 75,000. Frederick Upbam
Adams, In Success Magazine.
Millie of Veaetablee.
When the Editor read 10,000 plant for
19c, he could hardly believ it, but upon
second rending find that the John A.
balzer Seed Co., La Cronae, Wia., than
ul,..m t Vir . r nn mnri rtfklialilfl and t
l.n.n'. a .A it miv. . n lit. w n, t m uLa, -
this offer which ia made to net you to
tent Kul.rr'i Warranted Veeetable Seeda.
They will aend you their big plant and
eed catalog, together with enough aeed
to grow
J ,000 fine, aoliij Cabbages, , r
8,000 rich, juicy Turnip,
2.000 blanching, nutty Celery, :
2,000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
l.OOO splendid Omona,
1,000 rare, lunciou Kadiihea,
1,000 gloriouitly brilliant Flowers,
ALL FOB BUT 160 roSIAOE,
providing you will return this notice, and
if you will aend tbem 20c in pontage, they
will add to the above a package of fa
mou Berliner Cauliflower. U'. I. L.J
Nobody Doc.
"I assure you, I'm alwaya willing
to acknowledge my faults when I see
them."
"That's all right, but I'll bet you
never acknowledge them when your
neighbor sees them." Philadelphia
Tresa.
Mother wilt And Mra. Window's Boo thing
Syrup tbe beat rem!? to oie (or their ekildreo
during the teething period.
KS.
There waa a maid who name was K8,
And ahe waa always tempting fS;
She'd Jilt a beau
Tbe leaat bit aleau,
But now fer beaux ah has to wS.
This maiden dearly loved to akS,
But waa of auch cnormoua w8
That when ahe tripped
And slid and slipped
The ic was In sn awful stS.
Chicago Chronicle.
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES
Itrhlng mind. Rlomlln or Protrodlnf Pile
Your drurnHl will refund money If PAZO OIKT
Ub.HV lus to cur you In to 14 daya. Mo.
Across tbe Footlights.
- IIa!" exclaimed the stage heroin aa
th lime light waa auddenly turned upon
th heavy villain, "I have diacovered
your aecret at last Your face betray
you."
"Explain your talk, woman," aaid the
villain, as he calmly lighted a fresh
cigarette.
"Your mug looks like a Japanese war
map," sh replied. "So you evidently
shave yourself with a safety raaor."
Plso'S Cur fa a remedy for coughs, colds
and oonaumptiou. Try it. Pric 25 cents,
at druggist.
Rather One-Sided.
Dixmytb How do you lik your new
boarding house, Biffkins?
BttTkins By reversing the order of
things it could be made an ideal home.
Dixmyth How'a that?
Biffkins What it requires ia lesa hnir
In the butter and more in the mattress.
INDIAN ARROWS, SPEARS AND
PIPES wanted 1 will pay cash
for all goodrellei of stone. Hend
outlines of whatrou have and get
mv nrlres. Address
H. P. HAMILTON, Two Rivera, Wisconsin.
UflUTrit SALESMEN toranvassamonKstthe
TfAftlLU farmers and dealers selling' Kire,
Water and burglar Pro f bates, friees are
within reach of everyone. Good money mak
er. Have agent now making fio.oo per day.
Address
SPECIALTY SELLING CO.
Portland
Oregon
M. J. SHIELDS Sr CO.
Growers and Importers of All Kinds of
Urnss and Plld Seeda
Dry ground, deep-routing grass seeds thut
we will guarantee to grow on ground that will
not produce cereals or any other kind of grass.
Will make crop of hay and pnxlure all sensous
of the year. Address M. J. Shields A Co., Mos
cow, Idaho.
P U T N A IV1 'FA D E LE S S DYES
Color mor foods brii.-or and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package ;olori silk, wool and cotton equally well and la
Euaranteed to give perfect r"- Ask dealo-. or we will send post paid at 10c a package. Writ for free booklet how t dya.
Icacn and mix colors, ft.- DRUG CO., unionville, Missouri.
THE OLD FOLKS AT HOiME
fire Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Home for
Catarrhal Diseases.
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Remarkable Cures Effected by Pe-ru-na
Under date of January 10, 1897, Dr.
Ilartinan received the following letter:
, "My wiie has been a sufferer from a
complication of diseases for the past
twenty-live years. Her case has baffled
tbe skill of some of tbe most noted phy
sicians. One of . her worst troubles
was chronic constipation of several
years' standing. Bhe waa also passing
through that most critical period in
the life of a woman change of life.
"Jn June, 1895, 1 wrote to you about
her case. You advised a course of Pe
runa and Manalin, which we at once
commenced, and have to say it com
pletely cured her.
"About the, same time I wrote you
about my own case of catarrh, which
had been of twenty-five years' stand
ing. At times I was almost past going.
I commenced to me Peruna according to
your instructions and continued ks use for
about a year, and it has completely cured
me. John O. Atkinson.
it to a u .
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e,l(7 10 plant aoylaioi but
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ttat. Ttaay alwaya produo
th largret and aurcat
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tn on raquast. t J
D. M. Finry Oo
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Around the World
'I have used your Flsb
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ssar th barer 1 j?lSaS
th posltl
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all garment bearing u
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A. J. TOWER CO.
Boston, US. A.
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Toronto, Canada
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n
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COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS
luth and Johnson Streets, Portland, Or.
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In a letter dated January 1, 190uV
Mr! Atkinson says, after five years' ex
perience with Peruna;
"I will ever continue to speak a good
word for Peruna. I am sti cured of ca
tarrh." John O. Atkinson, IndepeneW"
Mo., Box 272.
Mrs. AUaScbwandt, Sanborn, Sffha-t
writes:
"I have been troubled with rheumatkm
and catarrh for twenty-five years. Coufif
not sleep day or night. After having used
Peruna I can sleep and nothing bothers one
now. if I ever am affected with any kind
of sickness, Peruna will be the medicine I
shaal use. My son was cured of catarrh of
the larny a by Peruna."-Mrs. ABa Scnwandt
When old age comes, catarrhal dis
eases come also. Systemic catarrh is .
almost universal in old people.
Address Dr. S. B. Hartman, Presi
dent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Co
lumbus, Ohio, who will be pleased to
give you the benefit fo bis medical ad-
vice gatig.
OREOON
PORTLAND
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A GIRL'S SCHOOL OP THE HIGHE9T
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r ova over k.ow aem tor u pro.
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ri mafca you th following aapre.
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Dept. 11 Portland, Oregon
P. N. U.
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