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Spring Medicine There Li no other seMon when good medicine U to much needed m In the Spring. The blood U impure, weak and Impoverished a condition Indicated by plmplet and other eruption! on the face and body, by deficient vitality, lost of appetite, lack of strength, and want of animation. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pilts Hake the blood pare, vigorous and rich, create appetite, give vitality, strength and animation, and cure 11 eruptions. Have the wholo family begin to take them today. " Hood's Sarsaparilla has been used ta our family (or tome time, and always with Rood results. Last spring I was all run down and cot a bottle of It, and as usual received treat benefit." Miss Broia Boica, Stowe, Vt Mood's Sarsaparilla promises to Suro and keeps the promise. Left-Banded Penmen Not Wanted. Few business men will employ a left-handed person as a clerk or book keeper and the prejudice against them extends to the government depart ments at Washington. The chiefs of those departments are entirely willing to overlook bad penmanship on the part of a really good and industrious clerk, but it Is the man or women who writes with the left hand at which the balk is made. The dead line Is drawn Just the moment It Is ascertained that n clerk Is left-banded and he is forth with Informed that if It Is his desire to continue In government service it will be necessary for him to write with bis right hand. This information is always a bitter pill for the left-hand penholders, but there Is nothing to be done but begin to write with the right hand or "throw up the Job," and few are anxious to quit government service even for this cause. That Acid Troabto. Colusa, Cal., April 18th. Much has beeneaid and written recently about Uric Acid in the system ; what causes it and how to get rid of it. It is known to be the first cause of Rheuma tism and many other diseases and has therefore received a great deal of atten tion from medical men. Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place claims that he has solved the problem of how to get this acid out of the 'sys tem. He say 8: "I had this acid trouble myself for years. At times the Kidney secretions would be very profuse and at other times scant but the acid was always my greatest trouble. Medicine failed to cure me till at last I heard of a rem edy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and after taking a box I seemed to be en tirely cured. However it came back on me and this time I took several boxes with the result that I was completely and permanently cured. This was three years ago snd I have not bad a single symptom of the acid trouble since. I am 75 years of age and I am well as eer I was." Bncceaa. Some people think success means Imply to get rich. Others think It means merely to keep out of Jail. One of these definitions is about as near correct as the other, says a phlloso oher. - CASTOR I A lor Infants and Children. Tha Kind Yea Ha.3 Always Bosght Bears the - Signature A Little Mistake. Young Lady What is the price of that bicycle costume? Dealer That is not a bicycle costume, miss; it's a suit of sanitary underwear. riTO Permanently enrtn. irontsor 110 aJternrstday'suMofDr.Kllnr'sUrealJierra Restorer. ftnd for Free trial bottle and treats lT.it. H. Kline, LW..MJ Arcb St, Philadelphia, fa. Good Time to Die. Gloomy Man Who is the fool who wrote "I Would Not Die in Spring time?" Wife Fool! Gloomy Man Yes. Springtime is just the season to die. Escape the spring bouse cleaning, you know. Mothers will find Mr. Wlnslows's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for their children earing the teething penoa ' Still Child. Old Man What! Marrr flint rfciMI Suitor Your daughter is no longer a child, sir; she is a woman. Old Man Nonsense! Why, she isn't a bit bossy yet Yon Can (Jet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, It) Boy.H. T., for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cores sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight, shoes easy. A certain cure lot corns, lngrowingnalls and bunions. Ail drag, gists sell it. 25c Don't accept any substitute. No Nonsense Nowadays. Modern Poet Give me a rhyme for Influenza. Friend What are you writing? Modern Poet An ode to spring. hKeeley liouor-morphine-tobacco f OR FULL PARTICULARS TwKnuviKnTTUTE.- ronTiA.NP.ow c. . Another Long-Felt Want. Tough Have yer got pull enough in Washington to git a patent fer me? Patent Lawyer What is your inven tion? Tough It's a pneumatic tire fer per llce clubs. Peirin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY , Ho Case Exists It Will Not Car AGENTS WANTED For our New Gasolene Drag Saw. We set en gine only once for each log. One man can more saw. We handle the only Malleable Grabbing Machine. Write ns your wants in the machinery line. KEIER80N MACHINERY CO., Foot Morrison 6t Portland, Oregon I I tlikkt kkl AIL USE ' f J Best Comfh Syrup. Iut Good. ' i . i . a,.i . k- In time. Bold br drutrtrtnM. IAIL1. I 1 aUlas,Mgrt-j hmmi HUMOR OF THE WEEK STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Odd, Carlo and Lanftkable Tha of Unman Natar Graphically Por trayed by Emtnaat Word Artiste of Our Own Day A. Budget of Fasw - wonder what has become of Goodley. When he was at school, you remember, he used to tslk so much about uplifting mankind. Entered the ministry, perhaps." "Oh, no! He's msnufscturlng explo sive shells and torpedoes." Philadel phia Ledger. Directly Under Is. "It's funny." said the long-winded bore, "but nobody ever seems glad to see me." "And havent you ever found out the cause of your unpopularity V Inquired hs candid friend. "No, I can't discover it" "Well Well; It's right under your very nose." -Philadelphia Press. Extreme Meaeure. " Mother If I catch you chasing those hens again I'll wash your face every day next week! Punch. i True Enough. Towne Did you tell Markley you had just bought a magazine rifle? Browne Yes. Towne You're a truthful gentle man! Why, it's only a cheap single barrel affair. Browne Well, I bought It through" an advertisement in a magazine, didn't I? Philadelphia Press. Charitable Sex. He (at amateur concert) What do yon think of Miss Screechera voice? She Oh, I think if s all of what it's cracked up to be. Then or Meyer. Miss Willing Should a girl allow her fiance to kiss her before they are married? Mrs, Wedderly Well, If she wants him to kiss her at all she should. Something to Slow. "I wonder if they produce hsy In the arctic fields?" said the ballroom boarder. "I don't know whether they callit hay or not," replied the cheerful Idiot, "but it's something the Eskimos." A Princely Beward. . "Boy," said the wealthy man, beam ing with gratitude; "you have done me a great service and I am going to re ward you." "Oh, thank you, sir!" gasped the small boy. "Here, in this case, is the first dollar I ever made. Gaze on It and let it in spire you to be industrious and saving. Good-by." Philadelphia Ledger. The Care of Youth. "Wot's worry in' him? In fer a lick In' r "Nope; worseern thst He says ter day's the day he's decided ter propose to the teacher." Why fth Objected. I suppose, my dear," said old Mon eybags, "that yon object to my using tobacco because It is a poison." "Yes," replied his young wife; "be cause It is er such a slow poison." An Old Saying Applied. "I am agreeably surprised at the room you have given me," said the manager of the theatrical troupe, with a patronizing air. "It's really first class." "Ah.1" replied the proprietor of the hotel. "Your room is better than your company." Philadelphia Press. Slight Mistake. Shopper (in department store) rlsn't it rather early to have those mosquito nets on sale. Saleslady Beg pardon, but those are boarding-house blankets. Final. "Are you still making visits to your dentist?", "No." "How's that?" "Oh, nothing, only I ran out of teeth." Safety Appliance. Husband Why did you want a speaking tube from the dining room to the kitchen? Wife So I can give the cook orders without having her throw dishes at me. Mot in Her Line. Mrs. Fadden Have you ever had any experience in firing china? I Mrs. Artless No, Indeed 1 Our cook attends to that when she baa a bad 'slay. ' : ' 1 ""'gWB.' - Aa Unlucky Combination. Prison Visitor What brought you here, my man? Convict Superstition, ma'am. Prison Visitor Superstition? Convict Yea, ma'am. It was the unlucky 13, ma'am. Prison Visitor Thirteen I In what wsy? CouTlct Why, the Judge an the Jury united sgalnst me, ma'am. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Easily Found in the Park. He I think I ought to tako a hot foot bath. Where s the mustard? sue Out in the pantry. He Pshawl It's dark out there and I haven't got a match. She You don't need a match to lo cate It It's right alongside of the Limburger cheese. - Philadelphia Press. Not Quite the Sam. Mrs. Backwoods Our Heury's doln real well in town. He's runnln' a ho tel now an' it's a big one, too. Mrs, Korntop Do tell I -Mrs. Backwoods ne surely Is. Got a letter from him this mornln' an' he sea. "I'm a hotel runner now an' It's s real swell place." Philadelphia Press. Maacnllne View. "The coming woman," said the type writer boarder, "will not take a back seat for anybody." "I hope yon are right," rejoined the scanty-haired bachelor. "Those fe males who ocupy the back seats re served for smokers In street cars maki me real weary." Uanrplnst Her Prerogative. "Will you marry me, darling?" ask ed the young man In the parlor scene "Sir," rejoined his fair companion, "this is leap year and you should know that in matters of this kind a gentle man should wait until he is asked." No Chance for a Blow-Oat, "If I were to give you $10," said th philanthropist, "would you blow It lnr "Nary a blow, mister," replied tht hard luck victim. "Ef I wus ter gil hold nv dat much coin in er lump it ud take me breoth erway. See?" Other Bide of It. "When women get their rights," said Miss Strongmlnd, "there will b less foolish lovemaklng." "That's all right," rejoined Mr. Masher-ton, "there won't be a girl left worth spooning over." BotarjT aassw Teacher Mushrooms always grow in damp places. r Pupil That's why they look like umbrellas, ain't It? An Indorsement. A scum But does this medicine real ly cure deafness? Clerk Eh? Asoum (shouting) I say, does It really cure deafness? Clerk Well, I should say so! I've token it regularly for twenty years. There's th Rnb. Towne If It hadn't been for that fellow Cutter I'd be $100 richer to day. Browne Oh, forget about it You ought to take things philosophically. Towne I do. That's easy enough, but it's hard to part with thlngs"phil osophically. Philadelphia Press. Cooked Up. "So this is the old family Bible?" said Mr. Newsooter, who was waiting in the parlor for Miss Passay. "Xo," replied Miss Passay's little brother, "that's the new one sister bor ht last week so she could write In it nil about when she was born." Philadelphia Press. Synonym. "Oh, there's a word of nine letters that describes Crabbe to a 't' " "Ah, yes 'pessimist' " "WelL I meant 'dyspeptic,' but it amounts to the same thing." Philadel phia Press. Murder Will Out. "You simply can't get that girl to tell her age." "Well, time will tell, even If she won't" The Style that Coat. "After all, I guess it doesn't cost much to live in New York." "It may not cost much to live," re plied the man who had tried It "but it costs a lot to make people believe you're llvlrfg and not merely existing." Philadelphia Press. The Gypsies. Gypsies were found In England about 1514, according to "A Dyalogue of Sir Thomas More" (1529), but-the exact year of their arrival Is unknown. They were present In Scotland in 1505, and possibly they were the "Saracens" whose depredations in that country prior to 1460 are on record, Bataillard and other authors believe that gypsies existed In Europe from Immemorial times, for they find no ac count of their crossing the Bosphorous, and no record is known to exist of their passage to England or Scotland. They .were better received In these countries than In any other, but so early as 1531 an act was passed re quiring the Egyptians to quit the realm under pain of death, a similar edict being issued in Scotland In 1541 and at varying periods' in most of the Euro pean states. Transportatjpn across the seas was among the milder means adopted and probably was the cause of much further dispersion of the tribes. Under Henry Till, gypsies were shipped from England to Norway or France, and from France, so recently as 1802, they were deported to Africa. Ayers Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, then boils, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv ousness, depression. If the Sarsaparilla stbmach, then dyspepsia, biliousness, loss or appetite. Your doctor knows the remedy, used for 60 years. " Rstnntlne from tlx Cuban war, I wu Krfwt't wm'k. l IiKhxI was l.l. ami bit alto w tvn. Hut a Nw twlllr ot aiar SareapejtUla completely rwrl mo," 11. C lHuutkaa. Beranloa, fa. a bottle, All Antirl.ta, . o. svnxv. i our!!. M.m. for Impure Blood Aid the) Sarsaparilla by keeping the bewele regular with Ayerv Pllle. Alter people pass torty iney find I that they have no place to wear their new clothes unless they go to church. How's This Wa offer On Hundred Dollars Reward for any case ot Catarrh that cannot be cured by UaU l t alarm vure, F. J. CHKNKY A CO., rrop., Toledo, O. Wa. tha nnderaisnod. hate known t. J. Cheney lor th laai Id rears, and beUere him perfectly honorable in all butlneat tranaaa. (ions and financially able lo carry out any ob ligations made by their Brut. 'as A Tan ax, W holale Druggists, Toledo, O. W LDINO, K IN N aH A JUSTIN, boleaal Drug fUta. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cnre Is taken internally, act. Ins; directly upon the blood and mucous sur laves of the system, t'rice 16c per bottle. Sola cy ail Druggists, testimonials tree. Hells Family fills are th beak A huge sunfish, the largest erer seen, waa recently captured near Santa Cata Una Island, off the coast ot California. It weighed about 1,000 pounds, Plso s Cure ft a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. The population of Japan la twelr times aa deuso as that ot the United States. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver PUls. Must Bear Signature of Se Facsimile Wrapper Below. and aaaaey ssagan, FOX HUDACHL FOR DIZZINESS. FOR IIUOOSIESS. FOR TORPID LI YER. FOR COKSTIPATIOR. FOR SALLOW SKIM. FOR TRECOMPLEXIOR . ernisiMtjM.Mi rtcStiBi 1 Tely TegtaMyai?g CURE SICK HEADACHE. HOWARD L BURTON, Asuytr and dernkt Specimen prices, (told. Hllver, Lead.tl: (lold, Hit yer, 7 jc;iiold,fiOe;Zlncor Copper, IU Cyanide Ionia Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on applica tion. Control and I'mplre work solicited. Lead Till. Colo. Reference Carbonate Mat'l Bank. BUY FROM YOUR DE2AL.ER YV. L. DOUCLAS $4.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 W22 SHOES h iai THE WORLD. "VV.Ia Douglas shoes are worn by more men than any other make. The reason is, they hold their BnaDeJitbetter.wear longer, and have greater intrinsic value than any other shoes. Sold Eatryieher. ! f.nnk Aw num. mm A nrlce OB bottom. louglas nsea Corona Coltskln, which is every where conceded to bethe finest Patent leather yet prod need. Fast Color i ye let $ u$ed. ouoes hy mail.a rants extra. Write for Catalog. W. I UOUOLASt Brockton, Mass. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wond.rful Chl aeaa doctor It called treat because he cures people without opera tion that are given op to die. He cure wild those wonderful Chi nese nerbs, roots, buda, barks and vegetable that are entirely un known to medical sci ence In this countrv. Through the ose o those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows tbe action of over MO different rem edies, which he successfully nsea In different disease, lie guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of tha city write for blanks and circulars. Rend stamp. CONSUL TATION VHEO. AbDUHMH The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. IBi Alder St., Portland, Oregon. 07-Meuuou paper. P. N. U. No. 17-904. writing; to advertisers pleas I on tnis paper. I Vary small to take UsfVPfrV HJal i E CV r.7& SiA i S W IS "V ft Dell Boy (outsltle of room 55) Say, tha gat It escaping In there. Country man (lnslJ of room 55) No, It ain't; I locked the door. Ex. Mother Johnny Jones, did you get that awful cold out tkatlngT Son Mother, I think I caught It washing tny faea yesterday morning. Judge. Chumply I don't know whether I ought to take your daughter from her father's roof. Her Father She doean't lira on the roof. Philadelphia Bulla tin. "I aay, Broom P "Call mt by my whole -name, If you please. It baa a handle to It, and It waa meant to be used, air." "That's to. Well, Broom handle, how art you?" Curtoso Your nam It Ephralm, It HT How'd your parents come to girt you that nam? Mode his I don't know for certain, but I suspect It wat because) I wat a boy. Boston Tran script "Women claim that tha way to get on with a roan is to gir him plenty of nicely cooked food." "Well." an swered 8lrlua Barker, Irritably, "why dont some of them try ttr Washing ton Star. A Great Debt: Bragg I owa noth ing to any man.- Newltt Oh, yes, you do. Bragg No, sir! Newltt Oh, yes. You owe an apology to every man who hat to listen to you blow. Philadel phia Press. Improvement at tha Gat Office: "Did yon hare any luck when you went to complain about tha gat bill I" "Better luck than laat month," answered Mr. Meek ton: "tha man dtdnt laugh this tlma." Ex. Magistrate (sternly) Dldnt I tell you tha last time you were her I nev er wanted you to come before m again? Prisoner Yea, air, but I couldn't make tha policeman belter It New Yorker. "Funny about Ralston wanting hit former wife to get a divorce from her second husband so that they might get married again." "Not rery. lie's al ways been falling In love with other men't wives." Ex. Dally Guide to Flattery: If there Is something on the table that tha hostess knows Is so badly cooked that the feels bored about It, ask for more and eat It with tha greatest apparent relish. Baltimore American. "Have you any taste for Thacke ray?" asked Mrs. Oldcastle, "No, ' I can't say that I have," replied her hostess; "Is that anything like this paprika they're puttln' In everything now?" Chicago Record nerald. What be Would Rather Have Ex pressed Differently: Gushing Lndy Oh, but Mr. Jones, I should love to b beautiful even If for only half an hourl Jones Yes; but you wouldn't like the coming back again! Punch. Conductor AH aboard! Please get aboard quickly, Miss; the train la about to start Young Lady But I wish to kiss my sister good-by. Con ductor Get aboard, get aboard; I'll attend to that for you. Yale Record. "Coal vases?" said- the hardware merchant "Yes, sir." "Something nlcey japanned?" "No, sir," said th customer, a man with fierce mustache and a foreign accent; "haven't you something in Russia iron?" Chicago Tribune. How to nold Actors: "It always makes me mad to talk to an actor. He pretends to listen politely, but bis at tention Is wandering all tbe time. Ever notice it?" "No. I always talk to them about themselves." Philadel phia Ledger. Owner of Fishpond (to man who la trespassing) Don't you see that sign, "No fishing here? Angler Yea, and I dispute it Why, there's good fish ing here. Look at this basketful. Th man, must have been mad who put that board up. "It was only five years ago that 1 started in with our firm at five dollars a week," said Bragg, "and now I earn fifty a week without any trouble.,, "That's so; lt'a easy to earn that," re plied Newltt, "but how much do yon get ?" Philadelphia Press. Ida I don't believe Mr. Smart be lieves my handkerchiefs are linen. May Why not? Ida I told him I had my pin money wrapped in my handkerchief and lost It He said there was a great deal of money lost In cotton these days. Chicago News. Tommy To-morrow' t your birthday, a.ln't it, ma? I wlsht I had a dollar; I'd buy you a present Ma That't thoughtful of you, my dear. But why do you need a dollar? Tommy 'Cause that's the price of It It's the dandi est catcher's mask you ever saw. Philadelphia Press. Fond Mother I don't know what to do. I want to send my daughter to college, and yet I don't want to send her into tbe world unprotected. Wise visitor, who has observed the daugh ter's disposition You mean that It would be unkind to send her out Into the unprotected world I Never say again that a newspaper writer Is not a master of diplomacy. One of the fraternity was to write up the history of an old lady of 98. He was told she had never so much at learned her letters. Did he blurt it out In print? Not a bit of It Ha merely stated on bis finely written article that "she can read tbe finest print as well as she ever could." ... Qaeer. "Hades Is supposed to be located in the center of the earth, isn't it?" re marked the thermometer. "Yes, but what of it?" Inquired th barometer. "It seems funny, I was just think ing the lower flown I should get in that direction the higher up I'd go."- Philadelphia Press. It sometimes happens that a family which cannot boast that one of Its members underwent an operation, can recall a time when one of the children went from one convulsion into another. " PE-RU-NA TONES UP IF SAYS WtS EEAUTtFVL YOUNQ Otto, . MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, OP NEW YORK. Miss Marjory Hampton, 2016 Third Avenue, New York City, wrlU-s: "Peruna It a fin medicine to take any season of th year. Takea In th spring It tones up th system and acta as a tonic, strengthening me mor than a vacation. In th fall and winter I have found that It cure colds and catarrh and also find that It la Invaluable to keep the bowels regular, acting as a gentle stimulant on th system. In fact, I consider It a whol medlcln chest." Miss Marjory Hampton. PURE BiOOD Blood Impurities of Spring . time Cause, Preven tion and Cure, Dr. Hartman't medical lectures are eagerly scanned by many thousand readers. On of the moat timely and interest ing lectures he ever delivered was his recent lecture on the blood impurities ot spring. The doctor said in substance that very spring the 11 md is loaded with the effete accumulations of winter, deranging the digestion, producing sluggishness of the liver, overtaxing the kidneys, interfering with the ac tion of the bowels and the ro tr cir culation of the blood. . This condition of things produces what is popularly known as spring fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus tion, that tired feeling, blood thicken n i and many other name. Sometimes the victim is 1 liious, dys peptic and constipated; sometimes he Sometimes we may learn mor from a mail's errors than from his virtues. Longfellow. THE KING" bFSI BLOOD PURIFIERS No remedy ever yet discovered has met with such popular favor at S. S. S. The people everywhere indorse it, and there are few homes where S. not known and used. It is superior in many ways to the ordi nary blood medicines. In the first purely vegetable compound, made selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic properties that act upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring .it to a healthy, natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic eflccts the gen eral system improves, the sluggish organs are toned up, and renewed strength and vigor and better ncalth is the result. No bad after-effect follow the use of S. S. S., as so often happens with blood medicines containing strong minerals, which derange the stomach end digestion and in other ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood, such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pirn ALWAYS KEBF8 8. B. 8. ON HAND. P.1.68', 6 ra B- JC"r Montlono,A-k.,Ma,8M803. p,00.dt Vo nnd th 0Umni-ror about tw.lv yr I hav troubles due to impure or bn usln- your 8. 8. 8. as a household remedy, bad condition of the blood, Z hav takan it a a tonlo and appatlser, and ba- no remedy acts so promptly Usv tbr 1 non bstUr. I hav used It for my j thorourrhlv as. ? Q f I ehlldrsn at various tlm.s for Uttl skin ruptlons, na "gniy . boiundpoionaoai.dbypiaylns;irlthwds. " reaches deep-seated. 8.8.8.1s my standard, never mind what la th long-standing cases, upon matter. If I us a botti ot 8. 8. 8. It ton up th which the ordinary potash :,.rA 8. 8. 8. th bast remedy of th kind that hav Z nave noettect. Even whero vrusd,aadganrnvkepi there is an hereditary tlyr.m.dy. brs. v. o. wbxttinoton. predjBpo8ftion to disease, S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and build up the health ; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can exjst without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment, and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest of the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature hat pro vided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood" which long experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, ana the acknowledged King of Blood Purifiers," , OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charged graduated physicians, is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of those who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Writs Ot, and our physicians will advise you without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER yours Is 1. H is just tns fOJlTLAND tKED CO., At4V " The improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner Takes will remove Sage "ILL. a4jS1 1 out all brush by vuiuo. vw. iur Heuuiug the roots leaving same In use or a mow at a cose piles at regular intervals. Teeth are not to i per acre automatically cleaned. No cloeKhiflV Will work on atony ground. Our booklet describing the machine in detail. Tfa slvanfacfAa rnaf. ahfrtnino? weignx, etc., sent iree on application, g: TUC DIIDTDM IK TO M " ' IBZZ ARAPAnOC ST. DENVER, THE SYSTEM TAKEN IN THE SPRING." it weak, nervous tnd depressed; and again he may have eruptions, swelling and other blood humors. Whichever l is, the cause is the same effete accumulations in th blood. Nothing la mor certain within th whole range of medical science than that a course of Peruna In early spring time will perfectly and effectually pre vent or cure this almost universal affec tion. Everybody feels it in some dogtee. A gn at majority are disturbed con sidcrably, while a large per cent ot th human family are made very miserable by this condition every spring. , Peruna will prevent it if taken In time. Peruna will cure it if taken at di rected. Peruna is the ideal spring medicine of the medical profession. It yon do not derive prompt and sat ItfuC'ory re ults from the use ot Peru na, write at once to Dr. Ilartman, giving- a full statement of your rase, and he will be pleased to give you hit valu able advice gratis. Address Dr. Ilartman, President ot The Ilaitinaa Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. It takes two to inakt a quarrel until you have on of your own, aud then it la always tht other on who make It S. S. tor the blood it place S. S. S, is a guaranteed exclusively of medicinal root Kills Lion on Poultry. Ton paint tha porches, th fumes kill tha ilea. Ben cannot feed lice and feed yon. Price, SOo and 81.00 a can. Bold by dealers. PRUSSIA REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn. U.ntlem.n : I am a brsodnr of llrst-clsss Sll-Lam Wjaadottsa. I won acan of your PHUSB1 AN LIQUID LIUB K IIXKR as a spwial premium at lbs St. Paul Poultry Show of IVOO, and And It Is all rtffht. Thara ars savsral hsr that w.nts. rf M.fil lie kill. And all liirht. WB kt SWAOd RUT, Wsjrtsla. Minn. MaIajNB, of Adflt, Mo , says tbs PKUHM1AN LIOK KiLLUt minf lor lies on boss, ana is worm nm tlmss Its c Fortlend, Or., Coast Affents Brush, Babbit Brush, Grease Wood. Mm mm A. I m. . " AJUBveti mo grouna in perioct condition wituoui me, exceed w " CK' COLO. 5 spSa