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Is a strong point with
Hood's SarsapariUa. A
feottta lasts longer and does
more good than any other.
It b the only medicine of
which can truly be said
1 00 DOSES ONE DOLLAR
Vl world ain't square" growled
UttU Mlcksy. "Why notr asked Jim
my. "'Cans tli only ones dat get
fre peanuts are elephant and police-
a." Chicago Kewa.
i , ... "
Ts Break la New Shoes,
Always that In Allen's Foot-Ewe, a powder.
It cure hot, hmUd(, ez-hlnf, swollen feet.
Com corn, ingrowing nail, and tmniont. At
U dnre1M and shoe stores, SSc Pon't afjt
anrabntitut. Sample nnd FREK. Addren
Alias. & Olmsted, L Roy, N. V.
He I'd like to meet Miss Bond. She
Why? "I hear ahe has thirty thou
sand a year and do Incumbrance," "Is
she looking for oner' Ufa.
Ptso'i Care ! a good couth aiedicln.
It baa cored cooehs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Toned Him Daws.
"This photograph doesn't look a bit
like me," said Snarley to the photo
grapher. t "I know it," said the photographer.
"I was afraid to make it exactly like
you for fear yon wouldn't take it."
100 REWARD lOO.
f reader of this paper will be pleased to
Stern that there ia at leeat one dreaded diaeea
thet asienre has been able to cur in ail it
Stare, and that ia catarrh. Hall'i Catarrh Cur
la is only poeitiT cut known to to medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional die
aae, require s Constitutional treatment.
Ball' Catarrh Cure ia taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucosa surfacea
Of the tyttem, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the dieraae, and giving the patient
ireoKut dj ouuaingnp in eon.uinttoo ana
aeei.unf natur in doing Ha work. Tb pro
prietor hare o much faith in its euratm
powers, that they offer On Hundred Dollar
lor any caee that it fail! to cure, fiend for liat
e teaumoniai. Address
F.J.CHKNIT4Ca,ToledA 1
Sold by drnrri.ta. 74c
Us-'l'iFamajr Pills are the
Economical.
" Friend (to amateur artist) I sup
pose you'll give np painting when yon
marry?
Amateur Oh, no! It'll be so con
Tenient and e onomical when we have
to make wedding presents.
FTT6 Permanently lureo. Wo flu or
11 13 aAerflntdar'aaaeornr.KUiie'sUreatK
Renocer. Send for Free S3 trial bottleaod treat!.
Ik. B. H. Kline, Ltd-Ml Arch S, PhUadeiphia, Pa,
Mexican Salutations.
Mexican gentlemen tip their hats to
each other or at least salute in passing
and shake hands both at meeting and
parting, though the interview may
have lasted only two minutes. .
Lucky Fishermen.
A fisherman at Fhippsburg, Me.,
pulled np a jug of gin on the cod hook
the other day. The date of the jug
was 1821.
Carious Cucumber.
A freak in the cucumber line was
found in Brandon, Vt., last week by
Arnold Manchester. It is four distinct
encumbers, yet all grown from a single
stem and forming a solid bunch shaped
not unlike a Maltese cross.
, The Masculine Theory.
Wife-I wonder why the fashions
for women change so often?
Husband Probably for the purpose
of enabling them to correspond with
the feminine mind, my dear.
Horrible Thought.
Here's an astrologer who predicts
that King Edward is Bhortly to pass
through a lot of trouble, a dark cloud
hanging over the empire. Some hor
rible calamity, don't you know.
I'll bet Alfred Austin is writing an
other ode. Life.
Seals Be lot Exterminated.
American and Canadian fishermen
are exterminating the seals on the Pri
byloff islands, near Alaska. Just for
the sport of the thing they shoot the
animals instead of spearing; the bodies
sink, and the breeding seals are fright
ened away by the noise.
AS OLD
THE
That bloorl ttaturrn arrlsta amnr
r v Aiaa
been proven beyond question. It has been traced back
thousands of years, and is as old as the Pyramids. This
blighting curse has been handed down from nation to
nation and from individual to individual till it has
pread to all parts of the world.
Contagious blood poison, as it is called in modern
times, begins with a small sore or ulcer through which
the virus enters the tdnnrl This fnll
" m w tt ,4 JJ luualU'
station and swelling of the glands of the groins, a red eruption breaks out
on the body, sores appear in the mouth and the throat becomes ulcerated, and
as the disease takes a deeper hold and the blood becomes more thoroughly
infected, the hair and eyebrows drop out, the skin is spotted with copper-colored
splotches, the bones and muscles ache, and it seems to the victim of
this monster scourge there is not a sound spot in the whole body.
I The horror of this awful disease
can sever De torn. The one who con
tracts it suffers in body and mind,
and if the poison is not eradicated
transmits the taint to his children,
and Contagious Blood Poison thus
becomes responsible for many of the
ills of childhood Skin Eruptions,
Catarrhal Troubles, Sore Eyes, Scalp
Disease, White Swelling, Scrofula
and others just as bad. S. S. S., the
peat vegetable blood purifier and
ionic, has long been recognized as a
radical and safe cure for Contagious
Blood Poison. It counteracts the
deadly virus and cleanses and puri
fies the diseased blood, and under its
ionic enects the general health im
proves and soon all signs of blood
re so often prescribed for the disease, dry up the sores, 6kin eruptions and
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. GORDON M'KAY.
i .
Destli of the Ma Who BcToIntloalaed
the Fhoeoaaktna; IndMtry.
Gordon McKay, whose death oc
curred recently at his cottage In fash
ionable Newport, was a notable figure
In the social and
business world.
Although starting
In life compara
tively poor, be ac
cumulated millions
through his Inven
tive genius. Mc
Kay was born In
nttsfletd, Mass,
In 1S21. and on the
death of his father
Gordon h ut, in 1933, Degao to
study for the career of a ctvil en
gineer. When 21 years old he had a
machine shop In his native town. He
studied machinery and hla opportunity
came when the shoe stitching machine.
Invented by L. R. Blake, proved to be
an utter failure. He bought the patent
outright and perfected a machine
which has revolutionised the shoemsk
lng Industry. This machine did away
with the little cobbler shops, with their
pegs and wax ends, and opened up big
factories. In a few year every man,
woman and child In America, who
wore shoes, paid tribute to him, and
McKay gained millions.
McKay's partner was Robert H.
Matb.es, a practical man of Inventive
genius. When the war broke out In
1S61 they offered to the government,
something unheard of, machine made
shoes for the army. In less than ten
years it Is estimated that more than
10.000,000 pairs of boots and shoes In
America had paid royalty to McKay
and his companies. In 1S78 he formed
the McKay Sewing Machine Associa
tion, and in a series of lawsuits de
feated all rivals, established his
patents and became the central power
ia one of the greatest monopolies.
Gordon McKay married Mias Minnie
Treat, of Cambridge, many years
younger than himself. They Uved to
gether onty a few years. There were
two sons, who have always been with
their mother. Mrs. KcKay finally se
cured a divorce, and became the wife
3f Adolph A. von Bruenlng, an at
tache of the German embassy at
Washington, and now charge d'affaires
of the German legation to the Sultan
of Morocco. McKay, who had always
been attached to his wife, sent her
Jewels and other gifts on her wedding
day, and, it is said, gave her a check
for $100,000. The Kaiser became
angered st such attention, and ' the
young man was In the background for
several years. Then, through family
influence In Germany, he was restored
to favor, after having returned to Mr.
McKay the money given hit wife.
Mr. McKay did much good with his
money. He educated a number of
young women abroad in music, gave
generously to Harvard college and
founded a training college in Rhode
Island for negroes, which college bears
the name of the McKay institute. He
was a good violinist and left a large
collection of musical instruments It
Is understood that the greater part of
his estate will go to Harvard Unlver-
slty, including his large library. His .
next to tin are Mrs. Dexter and Hiss
Catherine Dexter, of Boston.
Gave HI in Away.
Two young fellows at Liverpool,
partners In the tea trade, were the best
of friends, and their Intimacy extended
to personal as well as to business mat
ters. !
One of them, a simple-minded fel-1
low, was a bachelor, and was In the
habit of reading to his partner ex- j
tracts from letters of an ardent and
affectionate nature from a lady in the
North of England, who signed herself
"Susie."
The married one went to China for
twelve months, and returned just In
time to attend the wedding of his part-,
ner.
"I hardly feel like a stranger," be
said. In his sweetest tones, addressing
the bride. "In fact, I feel ss though
I ought to be well acquainted with
my partner's wife, since he has often
done me the honor to read to me ex
tracts from his dear Susie's letters."
The faces of the husband and the
wife were studies, as the bride drew
herself up and said, emphatically and
distinctly, "I beg your pardon my
name is Helen 1" -
tli .,
HAD AXZ THE STHPTOV.S.
Sear 81 rat
Aasreault of s serious blood disorder
taj blood became poieoned and I Buf
fered severely with Hbeumatiara and
other symptom not neoeaaaxy to men
tioa. A friend of min told m that he
had been oared ot my trouble by 8. 8. 8.,
ana npon his reoommendation I began
Us as. After using it tor aome time my
blood was thoroughly oleanaed of all
poison and mad pure and atrong again-
I wish also to apeak of it tonlo prop,
ertlea. While purring my blood of
impuritiea, it built up my general
health, improved my appetite, gave me
Increased strength, and I felt better ia
very way.
I am a great believer in S. 8. 8., and
with pleasure commend It to all la need
Of a blood medicine.
Tour very truly,
, KOBEBTM.ZWBITZIO.
B38 Walnut Ht. . T.-hannn V
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and digestion ruined and the system in
such condition that the disease usually
returns in worse form than ever.
S. S. S. is guaranteed a purely vegeta
ble remedy. $i,ooo is offered for proof that
it contains a single mineral ingredient. If
GREAT NAMES IN CONGRESS.
Men Whoa Patronymics Mark Then
for Other Men' Notice.
We cannot depeud on the House of
Representatives of the United States
Congress for a great deal, but we can
Always trust it to supply a roll call
that la Interesting and diverting read
inguntil it becomes an old story, says
the New York Mall and Express. Why
Is it that men of picturesque and even
remarkable cognomens tend to drift
Into Congress, especially in the South
and West? Is It that the very nature
of their names seems to devolve upon
them the duty to render these names
illustrious? Perhaps It is.
The Fifty-eighth Congress Is no ex
ception to the rule. There are men
here whose names ought to have made
(hem famous even It they had never
cone to Congrss or done anything else.
Not to spesk of Prince Cupid Kalanla
naolo of Honolulu, whose name may be
the Hawaiian Smith for all we know,
we have on this new roll of our coun
try's fame the priceless name of the
lion. Swanger Sherley of Kentucky,
that of Hon. Phanor Braseale of Louis
iana and that of Hon. Justin D. Bow
ersock of Kansas. The Hon. Jefferson
Brick is now absent from the councils
of the nation, but the family is ably
represented .by the Hon. Abraham
Brick of Indiana.
There are others. Let us pick out a
few patronymic gems at random:
Thetus W. Sims, Tennessee,
Farish Carter Tate, Georgia.
Ollle James, Kentucky.
Halvor Steenerson, Minnesota.
Champ Clark, Missouri.
Jack Beall, Texas.
Carter Glass, Virginia.
Arsene P. Pujo, Louisiana.
The names of Pou, Snook, Moon,
Dick, Crumpacker, Mudd, Sklles, Shull,
Snapp, Gooch, Llcernash, Klutts, Sho
ber and Splght continue to decorate
the roll. They surely were not born to
die. But why, may we ask. is the
name of "Bird" so popular among poli
ticians? The present House has on Its
list Adam Byrd of Mississippi and II.
Burd Cassell of Pennsylvania, and
have we not our own Bird 8. Coler
and Asa Bird Gardiner always with
us?
Many a congressional surname of de
cided commonplsceness is relieved !
from that fate by the given name, j
That of the Hon. Choice B. Randell of
Texas is an instance, the Hon. Vespa
sian Warner another and the Hon.
Ario8to Wiley another. But for the
most part the Congressmen ware con
demned by their parents to bear the
plain names of John, James, William,
Joseph and so on. These parents fail
ed to realize that If a man couldn't
tret his name Into the megaphone of
fame in any other way it might be
done for him with a quaint curious
and mouth-filling baptismal designa
tion. Flaxseed and Mustard. ,
What a jolly thing a cold is when you
get it good and hard!
How it cheers the drooping spirits of the
energetic bard!
Hear the cheerful way he sneeses!
How he pleases with his wheeaes!
And his treasured nose he squeezes
While he rubs his chest with lard.
While the trustiest of uoree by hie
verses never flustered
Makes a poultice, like a custard,
Of the flaxseed and the mustard.
What a jolly thing a cold ia with the
poultice in its place!
When your heart Is filled with gladness
and the sweat runs down your
face! -
Does the patient do some cussing
At the. fussing and the mussing 7
Nay! He's learnedly discussing
The Improvement of the race.
Never yelled and never blustered
Wheu he felt that stinging custard
Made of flaxseed and of mustard l
What a jolly thing a cold is! Oh, the
liar that I am!
Am I gently philosophical and gentle as
a lamb?
No, I'm not! I'm fiercely cranky
At this measly hanky-panky. '
Will I take that stuff? No, thankee!
"Tla a snare! delusion! sham!
Hang the doctors and the nurses!
Let the druggists hear my curses!
On their shelves permit to spoil
Senna, salts, and castor oil!
Please to let me, carin' noffln',
Oo a-eoughin' to my coffin!
With my body wrapped In worsted
And a poultice, like a custard,
Made of flaxseed and of mustard!
--Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Wooden Indian.
Behold the wooden Indian,
Who stands outside the door,
And guards, with frown snd hatchet
The old tobacco store.
He never beat s grocery bilL
He never told s lie,
He never took s longing look
At bourbon, fizz, or rye.
Behold the wooden Indian
A mass of oak and paint'
He never made a crooked move,
In faith, he is a saint
He never bought a stack of chips
And sat into s game;
He never rushed a chorus girl.
Or flirted with a dsme.
Behold the wooden Indian,
Who, on the other hand,
Was never known to help the pool
That fill our glorious land;
Who never heard the piteous cry
Of him who starved alone
Who never gave a hungry dog
So much as one small bone.
Behold the wooden Indian
(And clay Is much like wood),
Who never did a bit of harm.
Nor yet a bit of good.
His family is not extinct
In fact oe often meets
A lot of wooden Indians
A-walking on the streets!
Milwaukee Sentinel
Keen Repartee.
MIstah Jackson Whaffoh yo' grind
In' dat razor so shahp foh, MIstah John
sing? MIstah Johnslng Ah's gwlne to a
watermelllon pahty to-night an' dey do
say dat de toasts an' repartee gwlne
be mighty shahp an' skintlllatln', sah.
San Francisco Bulletin.
Uncle Sam's Women Employes.
The largest number of women em
ployes In any line of work are In the
United States Postoffice Department.
More than one-third of them are past
middle age and some are past 70. They
fill all kinds of positions, even many
of the rural free delivery routes being '
filled by them. i
Mrs. Anderson, a prominent
enr',tv i-,.! -h,.
SOCiety Woman Of Jacksonville,
f 13.. Oaugtlter 01 KCCOrdCr CI
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mothers who have not at times en
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Alter a thorough treatment with this
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ODDEST TRIBE IN THE WORLD,
Palmral raabtoa of Tattooing la Yoga
Aasoag th Woaaea.
The Amu live in the most primitive
manner possible. They hare adopted
the dress of the Japanese, but the
houses are very unlike any seen In
Japan. They are made of rice straw,
roofed with a thatching of reeds. How
the natives ever survive the winter Is
difficult to understand. In the center
of the room Is the fireplace, from
which the smoke floats out Into the
room, at times becoming almost suffo
cating. An opening In the roof Is
supposed to serve as an outlet, but the
smoke does not always find it Over
the fire hangs a huge Iron kettle and
Into it are thrust all sorts of fish, ani
mal snd vegetable food, to be dished up
later In a sort of composite chowder.
Around two sides of the room Is a '
slightly raised platform, upon which
the whole family range themselves for !
the night, without bedding of any sort
In summer and only a scanty supply
In winter. I
As s race the Ainu are sturdy In ap- '
pesrance, but are peaceable and not !
given to war. like the Japanese. The ;
marxea lesrure or tee men is a hairy
growth upon the entire body, like that
upon a wild anlmaL A creepy sensa
tion takes posessslon of one in look
ing upon these walking, talking crea
tures, so Intelligent and yet presenting
somewhat the outward appearance of
gigantic monkeys.
The women have the same large,
heavy features as the men. Th?y arc
generally disfigured by an ancient cus
tom of tattooing a large portion of the
face around the mouth, the upper part
of which takes the form of mustache.
It signifies nothing whatever except
a badge of distinction for the race.
The process of tattooing Is long and
painful When a girl Is about twelve
years old the mother begins operations
on the lower lip and by degree covers J
the space of two Inches on each side j
of the mouth. As the child grows this j
increases in size until it extends nair :
way across the face toward the ears.
The preparation used In tattooing Is
made by the women from ash bark.
This Is soaked for some days and when
ready for use soot, produced by burn
ing birch-bark, Is added to the liquid
and the concoction Is applied to the
surface of the skin. The lips are
scratched with a sharp Instrument,
more of the fluid applied and from
time to time, as the irritation ceases,
the work is continued. In olden times
other marks were added as the girls
became wives or mothers, but these are
now seen only on the very old. The
Housekeeper.
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LOST IN AN OLD WORKING.
Sllesoarl Ulnar Nearly sUet Death In
Aa Abandoned aline.
For five days recently Tom Morrow,
a miner of Joplln, Mo., was lost in
some disused chambers of an abandon
ed mine. Us was crsty when he found
bis way out and his black- hair hat'
turned gray. Morrow la a miner with
ecceutrlciU.es, and mouth ago he told
ms wire be believed he could go under
the city of Joplln by followtug the
anna of abandoned shafts. She
thought it a wild dresui of his and
. paid no attention, but wheu be dlaiip
j peered with the family lantern she
Kw mat be was carrying out the
j Idea suggeated some time before. When
uwu ai'senr a day or two sne
j became alarmed and his friends were
Informed of his disappearance. They
wer not nxlous to enter the under-
Kunl Pth themselves and took no
steps to find htm, but waited for bis
return.
Though a maniac when found. Mor
row's reason is returning, aud he has
some recollection of whet occurred. It
: SitiMia fti at .... . - - .
' Z" ' ; 7 . .
j Jurny ne uddenly came upon a body
! "T "urln i7 aid not see uliu
and he beat a retreat At another time
he came to a shaft that descended
from the drift In which he was walk
ing. Although he was already many
feet beneath the surface of the earth
be descended still further Into the
ground.
It was after going down Into these
deep drifts that he completely lost
his bearings. In vain he searched for
the shaft through which he had eu
tered the deep passageways. He failed
to find an outlet to any of the drtfts.
All of them ended abruptly lu walla of
dirt and stone. How he ever escaped
from this Underground tomb he does
not remember. It was while In these
passagewsys that his lantern failed
him. For four days he told the time
by striking matches and holding them
near the face of his watch. Then the
matches gave out and he lost all reck
oning of time.
It baffles his wife and friends to
know how he effected his escape from
the underground prison. They think
that perhaps after he had become de
ranged an lustluct came to him which
directed him In the right course.
Morrow thinks that he covered a dis
tance of many miles. He came out of
a cave a mile from the opening through
which he entered.
HIS NAME IS AN INCUBUS.
Colored Man Couldn't r roe per With
Hi Baptlemal Coadomen..
An old colored uiiin cHlled on Judk'e
Rufus H. Cowing of New York City the
other day and In asktng for advice sup-
I"' mo court with a good story.
"What Tse gwlne to Inculcate, Jedge,
is dls: What mus' I do to change nmh
prognouicn? When I find dnt I's
weighed down wlf ah prognouicn dafs
bound to kill mab trade what mus' I :
do?" j
"You wish to change your name?"
Inquired Judge Cowing. "And why?" ;
"'Cause mab name Is Failure. Yes. '
Rah, dot's inuh name.- I'se ah white-
washer and dut name jes' queers rm." !
"Very well, ancle. Why not ue thu
first letter of your name?" suggested !
the court
"Dot's wubs," groaned the old man.
"I'se tried dot. I had ah big sign
painted, 'A. Failure,' and niuh trade
left nie."
"The initial letter does make nn un
happy comblnotlon," agreed the Judge.
"Hut I'll tell you what to do. Use
your first name end then people will
not notice the last nome so much."
"Dt's der mos' disclmmoddlng of all,
sah. It's simply downright scand'lous.
Man first name Is Adam, sah." New
York Times.
Progressive Forgetfulness.
"One of the consolations of advanc
ing years," said a man well past tuld
die age to a correspondent of the In
dlanapolis Journal, "is the privilege
we take unto ourselves of jesting on
the subject with people Just a few
years older.
"For instance," he continued. "last
night I took dinner with an uncle,
aged ninety years, and enjoyed it Im
mensely. I love to hear old men talk,
and this Is my only great-uncle. Well,
my Great-Uncle Ellas told a good
many, stories of old times, and they
were good stories, too, but he repeat
ed himself now and then.
"My younger uncle, also Uncle Ellas,
who was present, got a trifle testy af
ter a while, no doubt because he did
not get a chance to talk quite as much
as usual, and he muttered to me: i
" 'Gracious goodness, that makes six
times Uncle Ellas has told about how !
he once got even with a schoolteacher
who whipped him when he was & boy. '.
Old men get awfully forgetful'
"That's so,' I said. 'This makes
three times you've said to. me that
Uncle Ellas has told that" tale six
times.' "
Her Experience.
"They sny," remarked the young
girl, "that a sensible business man Is 1
apt to act foolish when In love." j
"Yes, that's right" replied the elder
ly matron. "A man will make a per-1
feet idiot of himself over his wife so !
long as she doesn't ask him for
money."
In Kansas.
We found the native taking great
strides toward the cyclone cellar.
"Why are you going In there?" we
asked.
"My wife Is coming!" he gasped.'
"She Isn't a cyclone."
"Isn't she, now? You don't know
my wife." '
A BuKKeatlon,
Jlmblecute Say, have you forgot
ten that $10 you borrowed of me some
weeks ago?
Bobalong Ob, no; I still have It In
mind.
Jlmblecute Well, don't you think It
would be a good Idea to pay up and
release your mind.
Ad Impossible Situation.
Flipper Why does he object to his
wife going out alone In her motor car?
Flapper Because he can't see how
one unmanageable thing can manage
another. Modern Society.
Many a man neglects his family In
ordsr to pose as a public benefactor.
Moth
er
'My mother was troubled with
consumption for many years. At
last she was given up to die. Then
he tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
and was speedily cured.'
D. P. Jolly, Avoca, N. Y,
No matter how hard
your cough or how. long
you have had it, Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is the
best thing you can take.
It's too risky to wait
until you have consump
tion. If you are couching
today, get a bottle ot
Cherry Pectoral at once.
Art that i ISc,Mc.,tl. All dnrtitet.
Contull eur itaotor. If k MM take U,
th.n o a, he ,m tt be tell, jrne el
In lake It, then WI take It. Me kavet,
Leate It with Mm. We r wlliiue.
J. O. AT It It lU, Lnarell. Mm,.
Rurnt gypsum Is called plsster-of-parts,
because the Montmsrtre Uypsuin
quarries, near Paris, are, and have
been, famous for affording It
The most economical processes are
used tu the Lake region for the rerov
ery of copper, so that It Is found thst
ore yielding 1H per cent will pay costs.
Old as the history of the world lt
self Is that of the queen of flowers.
The ancleut (3 reeks and Homana re
veled lu roses. They were used lsv
Ishly at their feasts.
In s bog on the Island of Ireland,
Denmark, a votive bronse chariot has
been found with the Image of a horse
ten Inches high In front and with an
Inlaid gold sun on one side.
Alabaster Is a One-grained variety ot
gypsum, either while or delicately
shaded, and occurs tu fine quality at
Castellno, Italy, whence It Ia taken to
Florence for the manufacture of vases,
figures, etc.
One of the oldest coins In the world,
the German thaler. Is disappearing. It
Is to be replaced by a four-mark piece,
equivalent to our American dollar, as
the five-mark silver pieces hsvs been
found to be too heavy.
Th electrical roods of the couutry
have a nominal capital of tl.C00.Ot.XV
iO0, employ three hundred thousaud
persons who are pnld f'J.V).0O0,000 a
year, and run sixty thousand cars over
twenty thousand miles of track. Ten
mill of electrical road are building to
one of steam road.
The word Bible furnishes a striking
Instance of a world's rise from very
low to high estate. To the bulk of
KnKllsh-speaklng folk It now means the
book of books. In Chaucer's day It
meant any book whatever, or scroll'
to speak by the card, lest equivocation
undo us. Tracing the word IllbU
straight home we find It as bublos, but
another name for the papyrus reed of
Egypt.
HE FELT LIKE A SWINDLER.
Man Who Fooled th Doctor Re
proached br Hi Conscience.
Here snd there, along life's busy and
diversified pathways, curious reasons
fur curious moods In man are some
times encountered, says the Detroit
Free Press.
"Ever since I've begun to get well,"
said a pale-looking gentleman who was
strolling along a sunny sidewalk with
a comrade, "I've bad the blues, now
nnd then. Naturally, I'm very glad I'm
alive; but there are circumstances
which rather moke me feel myself a
humbug an out-and-out humbug. It's
this way, you see. All the doctors said
I could not get well I positively could
not get well. Of course, that aroused
the neighborhood; everybody began to
shower me with attentions and kind
nesses. All kinds of Invalid food de
lightfully prepared poured In upon
me; flowers and fruit came nearly ev
ery day. The men of our block clubbed
together and sent me a beautiful Mor
ris chair; and the club fellows, down
town, sent me a loving cup, toucblngly
engraved with sentiments of friend
ship. Dainty china articles for my In
valid's table were given me; and so on
I can't recount the half.
"Well, I gave the doctors the slip,
and here I am, almost well, and feel
ing that I shall soon be sounder than
ever before my Illness. Now, what
gives me the blues Is this: I have got
these things on false pretenses. I've
fooled all these people and It makes
me sad. They can't have any confi
dence In me hereafter. No, you can't
console me I'm a fraud and I feel like
a fraud."
BEGINNING THIS MINUTE Th futur cn yor own. Results are never
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Splendid equipment. Up-to-date BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE
methods. Sit right down today .
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NQTHISB SO QOOD FOR CHICKENS AS THB I"""'
f SPRUSQIAN POULTRY Fffiftff
v Mike. Hem Lir and Kpi then Lying. Cure. Choler., Roup and
all Dlacaiea. It ltrength.ni Young Chlcki and Hclpi Them Glow.
WOULQN'T BK WITHOUT IT.-Cha..I-k.KolU,WMb,1aay.
ha wonliln't Ym without Proaalan Poultry Food. ".,
PRODUCES .CQCS.-A an ei producer fruuUa Poultry Food
he. no eual-U. B. 1'ayne, faUmvllfe, Ohio. .
it 25 an 30c rkf.
PrUMian Poultry Book, FREE.
U. IIIIIJI1HUH1IHIIH.
1'OllTLANU SEED CO., Portland, Oh, Coaat A sent.
9 TTTl
i Id
Promptly
There art times when originality la
Impossible In describing wedding, .
aud In saying good by to the host
at a party.
llelhar wilt And Mr, Wlnitnw's SnolWas
Syrup Ih bed remedy w lu tot Uielr chUdred
uie teetbtut waaua.
"Does your daughter's busUnd lovt
her as devotedly as ever?" "lit does
when I'm around," replied her dnugh
let's husband's uiotliuf lu law, grimly.
Houston Post.
The Anxious MotherAre you stir
my son has appendicitis? The Eml
tieut bpevlallst-Ws rail tell you bet
tor, madam, after tus operation. -Life.
Perrin's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL RIMIDT
No Cass I.LU it Will Not Cora
Wood Saw., Drai Haw run r alwam or ismv
Una ruflima, aim) the laicMl In ia mill ma.
I'Mnrry, .tump pullers, well drilling uiaoUlu
try. elo.. eiu.
Vt rite tor our need.
RlilURSON. MACHINERY CO.
. I'eot l Morrlten Street
Portland Oregon
INVESTORS I SS.J
t.too.oo to
00 a in nth
llllldll liV
hurtle who ran Invest from f'aHi.UU to
llfiOO.OO, One Fustern Investor Hindu
itt.OOO.OO in MM. ('all or writi li.r
particulars. Tho IVm. ?. Whlto
Odm, 313 Him St., I'ortlund, Oregon,
WEWILL BUY
Omttl; Mhm
hmtm, Oalvmmx,
lo iltO'.n.l twvf,
htlul.iliartt.ra atiA
loiim of 1r, Vmml, mne) .
lejf. We till country tinier.
MMITII IIUOH.
Wbeleaale Butcher fOKItANl), OK.
' m tin.
Detroit! astoh. t
tizzuf
Annef Ite nnnr?a7 Rnwata
II I - a-VTrvaa
constipated? Tongue coated?
Head ache? It's vour lWr!
Ayer's Pills arc liver pills, all
vegetable. ..""J' f-
Mtt.
Want vour moustache or henni
a beautiful brown or rich black? Uss
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
"All FAIL IN A DRY TIMF
THE 5MN Of THi: HSU NEVER TAILS
INA WET TiML
f Remember this whenyoubuy Wet
t 1 WehtherClothinfJ and look for the
l r AAme TflWFD tr th hnttrmt
y. IVIItn Wll IVr tM , V M
This iign and this name have stood
for the BE5T durind aixty-Jeven
yttai of increaiind vlf
If .your dealer will not juppy .you writ for
free catoJodue of block or .yellow Water-
-, :t-.J -1 : l . a i .
wi wuca iwats. jiicrvcre. swix noxs, ana
torse oootb for all Kinds of wet work.
A.J. TOWER CO. THB -rrWr
OT0M. HAM, U I A. -SIGN
TOWER CANADIAN CO, 'rt-T
TORONTO. CAN. I""'"", OflggltfVV
Dr. C. Gee Wo
VONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
Thl. womt.rful Chi.
Me doctor U caltod.
grrat tHH-aun. h. curee
prop), without opera
tion thai are (Ivan up
to dl. II. rura Wif,
Hick, wondrrftil I'hl
llt h.rua, root., htltla,
hark, anil vrntttalilre
lhat are entlroly un
known to mnlkal -.
Hire In thl coiintrr.
Through
Ihoan harriilrwa remrillMi ihi famou. doolor
know, lha action or ov.r W0 dUTiTant rom
rdlMi, whli h ha uri-.Mrnlly uat-a lu difforanl
dlwwM. Ii simranler to rur. caitarh, Min
nie, lung, throat, rhruinatl.nl, lurvninomw,
loinarh, llv.r, kidnt-y, etc.: hM bundrnl of
tratlnionlal. Ihargr. nicxloral.. Cell and
r him. I'allfnl out of th rlty wrlta for
blank and rlmilara. Hand lamu. CONSUlr
TA HON JTKKK. ADUKhirifl
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
2SJ Alder St., Portland, Oregon.
SmTM.uuou pap.r.
P. N. U.
No. 3-1904.
iTXTHKN wrltln- t
TT mention till.
to atdvartlsars plea. I
paper. I
PauaauBsnT0a, St. Paul, Minn, ta,,
cures all
It D.i.rv your confl-
f-w Siik. They have ovr
V ftllej-wuti l fall aw. tf
K SoU by all staler, fi
tl lOOS Seed Annual H
i r-oitf-aU, free. ft
V D.M.rtRRV ACO. .'i
th uaa or
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