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GOVERNOR- OF-0REGON; The only way to get. rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanso the blood, improve the digestion, stim ulate the- kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood'sSarsaparilla Which has cared thousands. Ilia " Qualification: Senator This friend, tbat J-ou want me to get a feor. rnment position for you can recom mend him as a man of good ability an J capable of fllltnj the place, I suppose! Constituent Why, no, Senator, I can't do that. It'a because he cant make a living at anything else that I want you to get a government Job for him. Chi cago Tribune. ' " ' ; The Kule of Three: "One week from to-day, Uncle John, I will be a married man. Yea, in seTen short days I will b Initiated Into the mysteries of mat timony." . "No mysteries about it. my boy. It is Just ths P'.ils. simple ra! of three." "Rule of three? Eh what three r "Wife, 'mother-in-law. and hired glriM Kansas City Journal. , , rauence Before he married her hs couldn't do teo much for her, but new be wouldn't lift his hand to help her. Patrice Well, you know she says she has made another man of him I "Running an auto must be exciting," aid the friend. "It Is," said the own er. "Every time you stop you wender If the machine will start again when you are ready." Brooklyn Life. UlllllAllllllAliillllia n 4 Strdghten Up Tit main ttntcdtr wb&qoAm ,. body ifilrQ od tt t Backache syLambars. Teraassra. streattkea aoi stralfatea as, m St Jacobs Oil I I Frloa 1 5c mm I. TftTfTTTTtfTTTTtmiLma Wanted as Injunction. ?Ef jrou pleas, suh," sail the , old darky to the lawyer, "I want to take out a partln Injunction.' "What do you mean by that?" asked the lawyer. "I means, sub, in plain langwidge, a verdict ter break 'way ter take de right ban' road whar de roads cross an' let de oh ooman go her way en me go Bine." . '"': ' -r ' 1' .;'."..:, " Isee," said the lawyer. "You want a divorce to break up housekeeping and give her alimony?" "Dat's it, sun," exclaimed the old man. "I dunno who Alimony is, but Oes gimme my Injunction, en he kin take her ef he wants her!" Atlanta Constitution. . While Arthur was spending a week t his aunt's he chanced one day to place his elbows -on the table during dinner. "My dear boy," said his aunt, "don't you know that children of the first families must never put their el bows on the table?" "Oh, well," said Arthur, "that doesn't hit me for my father's been married twice, and I be long to the second family.1 Vanity: Mr. Potts (to his wife) My dear, the air la chilly. Fermea la f enetre. The visitor (sotto voce) Why do you ask your wife In French to shut the window? Mr. Fotta (ditto) Be cause you are here. If I asked her in English she wouldn't do it, as she (won't take instructions from me be fore visitors. But if I say It in French he gets up and does it at once, so as fo let you see that she understands the language. Pick-Me-Up. ' "Do you believe that the American people like to be humbugged?" "No, (Tlx," answered the sturdy patriot, "but when they find anyone smart enough to do It they can't help takln' off their hats to him." Washington Ctar. Coughing "I was given up to die with quick consumption. I then began to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I improved at once, and am now in perfect health." Chas. E. Hart man, Gibbstown, N. Y. It's too risky, playing with your cough. The first thing you know it will be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Tferee Iiei : 25c, SOc., SI. All iroirUti. Coniult your dootor. II ha wti take it, then do u he lays. If ha tell 70a not to take It, than don't take It. Ha know. Lmt It with him. We are wlllini. . . CO., Lowell, MsfS. rna CUflEt Hl ALL IISI llllf Ban coutfO Bfrop. Taatea 000a. In tfme. Sold brrupKlnte. rrrr- m l-"BWl-rffr' f . r a .4 ' Uati DnsBpllnge. Half a pound of grated bread crmubs, quarter pound of chopped suet, half a pound of moist sugar, two eggs, one large lemon, a pinch of salt Mince the lemon peel Tery finely. Put all the dry ingredients in a basin, and mix well. Moisten with the eggs and the strained juice of the lemon. Stir well and put the mixture into small but tered cups or moulds. Cover with but tered paper. Set them In a kettle of boiling water, and let them steam for two and a half hours. Turn them out In a dish, and strew sifted sugar over them. i Salted Almonda. Blanch the almonds in boiling hot water. Melt a tablespoonful of butter, and let the almonds stand in it an hour. Put a tablespoonful of salt into a uish, stir in the nuts until a!! are lightly covered with salt, spread on a shallow tin and set in a warm oven to brown delicately. More or less salt may be used, according to taste. Pea nuts are salted in the same way, ex cept that they do not need blanching, as the brown hull comes off easily. I Chocolate Cnstarda. To two cups of milk add two well- beaten eggs, two slightly rounding tea spoonfuls of cocoa, three level table spoonfuls of sugar, and one-half tea- spoonful of vanilla flavoring. The co coa should be mixed with the sugar and dissolved in half of the milk heated, and when this has cooled a little add the other ingredients and pour into cups. Set the cups in a pan of boiling water and bake in a moder ate oven. Pepper Sandwiches. Remove all the seeds from a green pepper, chop fine and simmer ten min utes in a tablespoonful of butter. Do not allow it to brown. Add a dash of salt, and when cold spread between thin slices of bread minus the crust. Grated American cream cheese may be placed on tlie top of the pepper layer with happy results. These piquant lit tle sandwiches are said to be especial ly nice with cold meat Cranberry Fritters. Beat one egg thoroughly and stir It Into one and a half cups of milk, add one tablespoonful of sugar and one cup of flour in which has been sifted one teaspoonful of baking powder. When well mixed stir in one cup of thick, rich cranberry sauce, and drop in spoonfuls on a hot, buttered gridiron. j Brown very iigntiy ana serve wun dui ter and powdered sugar. Good House keeping. Creamed Ojatera. Put one quart of oysters, with the broth, into a stewpan, and let the oy sters bsat through. When the edges of the oysters curl, take them out and add two cups of milk and two table spoonfuls of butter to the broth. When boiling, add two tablespoonfuls of flour which , ha s been stirred smooth in a little cold milk, with salt and pep"per. When thickened, add the oysters, and serve at once on slices of toast Apples with Crsam. Peel, core and quarter six large tart apples; boil In a rich sugar syrup till tender, but not broken. Place In a glass dish, boil the syrup a little long er, and then pour over the apples. When cold cover with a thin layer of red currant Jelly, and over all pour a thick layer of whipped cream sweet ened with sugar. Ham Toast. Mix some pounded cold bam with a beaten egg, season with pepper and lay on buttered toast; put In the oven until it gets thoroughly heated. A nice way of using up small pieces of ham. To Hake Dried Beat Make a plain brine of four gallons water, six pounds salt, one ounce salt peter. Cover the meat with this, and leave it in three weeks, then hang up to dry. Balea at Fairs, Sales at fairs have long been a fea ture of the English cattle shows. In fact, they have become so general that many of the English shows are really market days and are held at frequent Intervals. Sales have played a more or less Important part with American exhibitors, but have always been made privately, and fair officials have taken little or no Interest In encouraging them. There would seem to be an op portunity in this country for advance- mant. Irt tht dlrprt inn. Tf f '"Sf1 are arranged for and a certain part of the day set aside for auction sales of cattle or other produce both the fair management, exhibitors and general public might be benefited thereby. It would help the farmer out at the spot where he Is weakest that Is, In mar keting what he grows. American Agriculturist Cleans Oat Vermin. A writer In the Scientific American says he has cleared his premises of vermin by making whitewash yellow with copperas and covering the stones and rafters in the cellar with it. In every crevice In which a rat might go he put the copperas and scattered It in the corners of the floor. The result was a complete disappearance of rats and mice. Since that time not a rat or mouse has been seen near the house. Every spring the cellar is coated with the yellow whitewash as a purifier and a rat exterminator, and no typhoid, dysentery or fever attacks the family. Cement Floora for Barns, From a sanitary point of view there is no doubt that cement floors are the best for barns and stables. FTowever, when putting on the finishing layer It should be rather deeply striated, which prevents It from becoming slippery. The striae should follow a system fa vorable to drainage that Is, the small furrows should lead to larger ones and these to the drain In the rear of all stalls, This Is very easily done. V I 1 -I t ni mm nil . Mrs. Tupman, a r Ti 1 Jtf of Richmond, Va., a woman's troubles, tells of her cure by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "Dkab Mns. Finkham: For some years I suffered with backache, evere bearing-down pains, leueorrhcea, and falling of the womb. I tried many remedies, but nothing gave any positive relief. "I commenced taking Lydia E. Pinkhara's Vegetable Compound la June, 190L When I had taken the hrst half bottle, I felt a vast im. Erovement, and have now taken ten bottloa with the result that I feel ke a new woman. When I commenced taking the Vegetable Com pound I felt all worn out and was fast approaching complete nervous collapse. I weighed only 93 pounds. Now I weigh lOOt pounds and am improving every day. I gladly testify to the benefits received." Has. R G Ttpmax, 423 West 30th St, Richmond, Va, When a medicine has been successful in more than a million cases, is it justice to yourself to say, without trying It, "I do not believe it would help me" ? Surely you cannot wish to remain weak and sick and discour aged, exhausted with each day's work. You have some derange ment of the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Plnkham's Vege table Compound will help you just as surely as it has others. Mrs. W. II. Pelham, Jr., 10S E. Baker St., Richmond, Va says t M Dear Mrs. Pixkham : I must say that I do not believe there is any female medicine to compare with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, and I what your taking the on that longer. v.. i t I O V ' m kdt&iion of the parts. I looked like I I f one who had consumption, but I do not look is fJ like that now, and I owe it all to your wonder- l V Jr rui medicine. a u took me God as women who are 111 that Lydia E. ' l 111 VJ Jiff MM K-.-AlVVAI 1 IBB Is the medicine they should take. It has stood the test of time, and it has hundreds of thousands of cures to its credit. Women should consider it unwise to use any other medicine. Mrs. Pink ham, whose address is Lynn, Mass., will answer cheer fully and without cost all letters addressed to her by sick women. Perhaps she has just the knowledge that will help your case try her to-day it costs nothing. S5000 FORFEIT If f onnot forthwith soot UiUiuouui. wmcB win proT Ljdl Determined. "My brother is very much hurt that you should refuse to correspond with him," said Mr. Chellusnian's sister. "By failing to answer bis many letters you wrong him, although, perhaps, you do not mean it." "No," replied Miss Jilt. "I do not mean to wrong him; neither do I mean to write him." Catholic Stand ard and Times. Bay of Apia Fish. In the bay of Apia, in Samoa, a veying party has discovered 453 tinct specimens of fish. sur-dis- The Dahlia. The dahlia was introduced into Eu rope for the value of its bulb as a sub stitute for the Irish potatoe, which it resembles when baked. - OsGUIVm AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long before any symptoms are felt The blood is tha first point of attack, and the ooisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib- mfrottgttae ctTCumtion -to settle in joints, muscles and nerves uaiui, lyuiui nca.uci, ui luc wiu, 4.1. : -j t: wic siuinuering poisons ami uriu& ua jn.aeuma.usm. iuc acvcmj of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the auantitv of acrid matter in the loints and muscles. . Some oeo- pie are almost helpless from the first, while others have occa sional spells or are uncomforta ble, restless, nervous and half sick all the time from the nagging itches and pain3. Rheu matism is a disagreeable com panion even in its mildest form. It grows worse as we grow older, and frequently stiffens the joints, draws the muscles out of shape and breaks down the nervous system. A disease that origin ates in the blood, as Rheumatism does, cannot be cured with ex ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid blood must be restored to its normal up the general health at the same time. Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish it without charge, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO; ATLANTAs QA0 u prominent lady i. ff i.t great suiierer with return to you my heartfelt thanks for medicine has done for me. Hefore Vegetable Compound I was so badly 1 thought 1 could not live much The little work I had to do was a t ti i -.u :..). I menatnmHnn nrni Ipnrnrrhrpn- vhirh rnnsrt only six bottles, but it has made leei aKe a new person, i than that there is such a female helper you." Be it, therefore, believed by all Plnkham's Vegetable Compound prmloce the origin lettr nd i!fnturM iair auoiui (enulnensM. . riakham ladlcin Co., Irma, Mm. Just In Hard Luck. Irate Guest (to waiter) Look IXlin't I order a Swiss cheese here! sand- wich? Polite Waiter Yes, sir, and there it is. Irate Guest There are two slices of bread, but can you find any cheese on them? Polite Waiter I'm sorry, sir. The cheese is there all right, only you hap- j pened to hit on one of the holes. Egyptian Maxims. An Egyptian papyrus which dates back to about 4,000 B. C. lias the fol lowing injunctions: "Calumnies should never be repeated." "Guard thy speech before all things, for a man's ruin lies in his tongue." The wise men of the race early learned good sense. TISffl diiierent partsof th ayatcm, and ; and when the system is in this uicaa niuu ui emni v m RHEUMATISM VSt ELBOWS, WHISTS AND KNEES, TJrbana, Ohio, Aug. 35, 1003. Iast winter I bad a sayars attack of Bheumatiim. It started la the right lbow, and from there to my wriats; tba right wriat was tha woraa. ' It baoama swollen and extremely painful. Hy left knee Joint waa the next place to be at tacked. It became swollen and of courae painful. The next point to be affected was the hip and ankle, which rave me much trouble. I was barely able to tret about for lomi time. I waa under treat ment of a phyaician for awhile, but get ting no better I began 8. B. S., and after taking it for aome time I waa entirely relieved of the Bheumatism. All swelling and soreness disappeared. I consider B. S. 8. an excellent remedy for Rheuma tiam and all troubles having their origia in the blood. GEIffFITH KELLY. 408 Bloomfleld Ave. purity and strength, so that all poi sonous substances may be carried out of the system, and no medicine accom plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S., which not only neutralizes the acids and counteracts the poisons, but builds Fatal Mistakes. Two classes make fatal mistakes those who think they are wholly sanctified and those who (make no progress at all. Rev. Ray Palmer, Baptist. Chllllcothe, Mo. Forgetting. If you forget In order to meud, Uod forgets, too; If you for get In order to persist, then you may forget, but Uod remembers. Rev. Frank Crane, Uultarlan, Worcester, Mass. The Home. The American home la the richest inheritance of the uatiou. It Is In Its best estate more primal and Important than school or church. Rev. R. A. White, Unlversalist, Chi cago, IU. Getting In Line. The man who does not line up with God's people In the great tight for righteousness la on the side of the devil and arrays himself against God. Rev. A. R. llolderhy. Methodist, Atlanta, Ga The Duties of Life. Life must be unified by having but oue principle and then seeking to attalu to the one goal by using two Instrumentalities, religious duties and secular interests. -Rev. o. d. case. Baptist. Moutdair, N. J, The Soul In Action. Prayer Is the soul In action. Aud lu its highest form It is the highest energy of which the soul Is capable the most positive pow er In man's relation to God. Itev John Reld, Presbyterian, Hrooklyn, N. Y. Wine. Women and Wealth. The greatest temptations of men to put them rythnilcally, are wine, wonuui aud wealth. Aud 1 think 1 put these in the order of their Importance. Itev 0. L. Laws, Congregatlonallst, Balti more, Md. The Touch or Love. Humanity re sponds to the touch of love. Around on the sunny side of even the most frigid man there Is always a door that opens to the presence of a loving heart Itev. T. J. Vlllers, Baptist, Indian apolis, Ind. Labor Unions. I believe any num ber of persons engaged In the same work have as much right to form a unlou as we ministers have to meet each Monday In our ministerial meet ings. Rev. 8. E. Young, Presbyterian, Pittsburg. Pa. Theft. A thief Is one who steal. To steal is to take without right or leave that which belongs to another. When a thief is convicted of stealing he Is put Into jail; that Is, some thieves are. Rev. J. M. Markley, Congregfi tionalist, Denver, Col. Humility. There Is no principle more universally overworked In the Christian church to-day than that of humility. The average Christian is altogether too meek and too prone to self-disparagement. Uev. C. E, Jeffer son. Bnptlst, New York City." Wealth. The love of money Is the root of evil, but a man by caring strict ly for his business and doing It all with Integrity, can succeed and mny become rich. All a man needs Is hustle. Ho does not need to be born rich. Uev. S. M. Dick, Methodist, Worcester, Mass. Two Questions. Life holds two questions of the first Importance. Is there a God? And If so, how does He feel toward us? Is there another life? And If so, what about the harvest there of sin that we have sown here? Rev. N. I), mills, Congregationullst, Brooklyn, N. Y. Missionaries. It Is only 93 years since the first American missionary went out among the heathen and to day there are millions of Christians where there would have been only heathens had not the banner of Christ been unfurled In their midst. Rev. J. E. McClurkin, Presbyterian, Shady Bide, Pa. Sin and Disease. The best way to keep disease out of the Inner life is to keep It strong, healthy and vigorous with moral and spiritual life. The way to keep sin out of the life Is not by fencing of any kind, for sin gets over all fences; but by having the life filled to overflowing with spiritual life mid power. Rev. W. M. Martin, Methodist, Brooklyn, N. Y. Trouble. The reason trouble is so troublesome Is that we seldom put God In the present tense. We transpose Him into the dim past and dwell upon the wonders He "wrought In the days of the fathers. We transpose Hlra Into the remote future and dream of the glories which shall be ours when all the veils which now hide Him shall he lifted. Christ's cure for trouble is to live with God beside us in our every. perleuec; to taka God to the - lu" ;. ures. Itev. Howard Duffleld, Presbyte- ton Van. Vilr Clr nan, new lorn cuy Family Devotion. Family worship is essential to true home life. When ever young people set up a home they ought to erect an altar. Religion in the home Is more Important than any where else. In the family the day should begin and close with God. Fina lly prayer should be brief, yet com prehensive enough to cori)pnss the wants of the family. The selections of Scriptures should be made with care. As a rule, family devotion' should be conducted at about the same hour, morning and evening. Where men and women plan for such devotions, family religion becomes pleasant and profit able. Rev. D. O.' Wylle, Fresbyterian, New York City. A Real Gibson Girl. . , Mrs. Gibson, the mother of Charles Dana Gibson, says that a few days since Dana's little glil, aged 7, came over to see her. After playing contjnt edly for some time she earnd up to her and said: "Grandma, I must go home now." "But why so soon, dearie?". "Well, you see, grandma, I must look after papa. He's all alone there, with nobody but his wife and the baby." . ' . , Knowledge of a good many men con slsts of things that aren't so. Uses Pc-ru-na For Colds CAI'llVl. UUILUINO, A Letter Prom the rermm is known from the AtUntie to the racille. Letters of congratula tion and com imndiitUm testifying to the merits of lVruua as a catarrh rem edy are pouring in from every state in the union. Dr. llurtinnn Is receiving hundreds of such letters dally. 'All classes write these lettoif, froiu the highest to the lowest. The outdoor laborer, the Indoor ar tisan, the cloik, the editor, the states man, the preacher all agree that IV runa Is the catarrh remedy of the ago. The stage and rostrum, recognlnlng ca tarrh as their greatest enemy, are es pecially enthusiastic in their praise and testimony. Any man who wishes perfect health must he entirely free from catarrh. Catarrh is well nigh universal; almost omnipresent. lVruua is the only abso lute safeguard known. A cold is the beginning of catarrh. To prevent colds, to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh out of its victims. I'eruna not only cures catarrh, but prevents it. Every household should be supplied with this great remedy for coughs, colds ami o forth. The Governor of Oregon Is an ardent Ask Your Druggist for a Free Sufficient Reason. "What makes Middterib so bitter against Turks?" "The young man who calls on his daughter smokes Turkish cigarettes." 100 KEVf AKl moo. Tb-tdrsnf lhlivsir IU ba t.lfawd to Mni that Uirte 11 ai lean one dtvei.l dureee that aeieufe ha Ixm ahle lo cure in all He tiagrt. Slid thai licaiarrli. Ilall'al atarrli Cure la ihe otity poaitlva cure known to the im'ihral Irairrintjr. Catarrh tii( acoiieniutUmalilie eaao, rfiulrr a co!iUiiiiluia treatment. tlaU'l Catarrh Cure la taken line mallr, a'tliS dueciljr upon the Mood ami mili um uria ra ul the ayatetn, thereby Oeatro'ini; the (omnia (Ion of the tiae, ami (Iving the patient Strength hy foullill(if tip the ronntltnUoil and an iilng namre in nutif m won, i in pro prietors hare u mm-h faith In I'S rtiraloa lowers, thai they offer One Hundred lKillara or any cae that i fail to cure, ttvud tor hat ui tritiuiouiata. A'l. Iron r. J. CIIKNEY A CO., Toledo Bold ty dniEglt,75o. Ua"'a 1 auii.i l'ltli are the beat. An Odd Chandelier. A chandelier, made of human bonesj adorns tlio cttiling of a church ill Scld litJi, Bohemia. Cross? Poor man! He can't help It. He gets bilious. He needs a good liver pill Ayer's Pills. They act directly on the liver, cure biliousness. LtiircE? j Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE rim im. p. nnwiw.it a e. mu. i ro , stunm, w . The Gtnuine TOWERS POMMEL SLICKER HAS MEN ADVERTISED AND JOLD FOB 4 QUARTER OF A Cf NIURY. LIKE ALL ,12.WAT00F WS1 CLOTHING. u is made or ttie ecu ittteri&li, in black or cliow. fully Guaranteed, and sold by reliable dealen everywhere. STICK TO THE SIGN OF THE FISH. TOWM CANADIAN CO. lam. A J TOWIR eo. r tnaouTn riv fenirnu Mm a . " For six ycara I was victim of d y neuala In It wornt form. I could eat nothing but milk toast, and at time my stomuch would Dot retain and (Hurst even thut Last March I began taking CASCAKK'l'S and since then I have steadily Improved, until 1 am as well as I sver was in my me." David H. MonrHT, Newark, O. CANDY CATHARTIC Pleaiant. Palatable. Potent. Tame Good, Do Oooa, Meer sicken. Weaken, or tirlpe. Ida, Uo.tOo. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... It.rllaf R.wtdj Cwur. CkkfO, Mnlraal, Saw far. Ill lift Tfl RIP "old and gnarantned by all drag tov-iw ainv giaiatofjuj UJaKXobaooo Habit. M WPP f 1 f Sf ' 3$k Wit I i Iff aV JlS Vy tsaoi mars Misnrsstia PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD . The Oreat Conditioner and Stock Partener. HORSBS da Mora Work on Less Feed. COWS elva Mora and Richer Milk. tlOUS Fatten Quicker II given this Food. h: package, POo and $1.00. , ; - . ' MAKES PIGS GROW-GOOD OB STUNTED CALVES. Prussian Kbmsdt Co., St. Pant, Minn. Gkntlkmrm : 1 have been feeding your Ppushian Stock Pood to mf thoroughbred ewlne. It ffivea them an appetite, and tnnkea the piss ipsujiisH j STOCH-FOOD ,M.f,iwitiwm ! grrw. i oiso trieo tt on ' PORTLAND SEED CO., Senf for Special Circular P0RTLA ; - oreqon Hr5ATTCB BOISE. SALEM MEDFORD in His Family and Gripe 1 1 ;: SALKM. OHUOON. Governor of Oregon. admirer of l'crunti. He keeps it COrt stnntly In the house. In a recent let ter td Dr. Ilartman, he says: Slttto of Oregon, Executive Depart ment, The Peruna Medicine Co,.Columbus,0.t Dear Sirs I havt had occasion to us you I'eruna medicine In my family for colds, and It proved to b an excellent remedy. I have not had occasion to use It for other ailments. Yours very truly, V. M. Lord. It will bo noticed that the governor says lie has not had occasion to use lV ruua for other ailments. The reason for this is, most other ailments begin with a cold. Using I'eruna to prompt ly cure colds, he protects his family from other ailments. ThU is exactly what every other family iu -"the United States should do. Keep I'eruna in ths house. Use it for coughs, colds, la gripe, and other climatic affections ol winter, and there will Iw no other ail ments iu the house. Such families should providu themselves with a copy of Dr. Hartman's free book, entitled, "Winter Catarrh." Address Dr. Hart man, Columbus, Ohio. Peruna Almanac for 1904 Assyrian Records. 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