Condon globe., August 06, 1903, Image 4

Scrofula
Has come down to us through the agr
like the pyramk's and the sphinxes.
It makes its presence know n by many
sifns glandu'ar tumors, bunches in the
neck, cutaneous truptiona, inflamed
eyelids, sore ears, rickets, catarrh, cast
ing and general debility.
huffereri should take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
The rreat specific for scrofula, effecting
Wie most wonderful, radical ami peruia
nem cures, aw sure to get Hooae. 4
Sure Evidence.
"But how do you know that he went
to hn Ten?
"Kase the bid's kicked him that
away an' he hain't never come down
yet," Atlanta Constitution.
On Equal Footing.
Dnety Dere's one boss thing
dis here hobo anion.
Rusty Wofs dat?
about
Dusty-Ev'ry feller's a walk in' dele
gate. Baltimore American.
The Real Tklng.
Von Quiri What does your friend
write? VerseT Novels? Tragedies?
H. Kashe Great Scott, what do you
take him for? - An - amateur? No
air! He writes advertisements
of
eonrsel New Orleans Times-Demo
crat.
" " ' " - Ovst-saatchcct.
"2?ow, witness," said the lawyer,
"you say that yonr hearing is good"
"Yes sir."
"How good? Giro me an lllottra
- wawsae- vajsaa J vast suveu uaj J vti.u aivati
"So, air. It's three daya since
saw you going into the pawnshop, and
the watch mast hart ran down by this
time,"....., ,., 7. .... .
Natural Csaclualoas.
"Ef dere's milk in paradise day mus'
have cows dar," said Brother Wil
liami, "en ef dey got honey dar dey
aho mm' have bees, en whar bees is
dey'i blossoms, en whar blossoms is
dey 'a always watermelons in season
bless de La wd!"
rrlnniclpa) Tramways Pay.
Newcistle-on-Tyne municipal tram'
ways )?7ealted fa a profit to the
town 5,000 in fifteen months.
Manchnrtaa Trade.
Th increase ia the imports of Mai-
ehuria in ten years has been, in the
various commodities, 100 to 500 per
cent. The ca-.toms revenue in 1902
was (910,000. The great growth in
trade has resulted from free exportation
of beans, bean caks and bean oil.
The Ocnloses.
We are not in favor of pensioning
geniuses. If thjs were done, it would
mean a deathblow to the newspapers,
for all newspaper men will quit work
and live on their pension.
Too Much Ambition.
"I can't understand why yoa dis
charged my boy. Ton advertised for a
boy with ambition, and be"
"That's mat it, madam that's iuat
it. He wasn't in the place two days
before bm had bit feat on my domk mod
was smoking my cigars."
War Baioon Test.
The difficulty in damaging a war
baioon in midair was recently shown
by tests made in Austria. The experi
menters anchored a baioon at a height
of 7,000 feet and had gunners who had
not been given the distance try to dis
able it. It required 22 shots to find
the range, even approximately, and not
nntil the sixty-fourth round was the
baioon hit. It then sustained but a
slight tear, which caused it to descend
lowly. Chicago Chronicle.
- Snail Incomes. -Of
the 41,000,000 people in England
more than hall of them live on an in
come of less than (12 a week, and the
earnings ef 7,000,000 of this number
do not exceed (6 a week for the family.
Church Tenets and Long Life.
Mrs. Margareta Danieleon of Cam
bridge, Minn., is 132 years old. She
is the mother of two Swedish Baptist
ministers and ascribes ber long life to
her strict adherence to the tenets of the
church.
If tie blood is ia good condition at
CjrCtlcl IB
yon are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils
pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning; skin eruptions
that make one's life a veritable torment and misery.
Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing; and buildine no the
blood and strengtheaine; the weak
places in your constitution. Duringthe HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS.
coia winter mourns we are compelled
to live indoors and breathe the impure
air of badl ventilated rooms and of
fices. We over-work and over-eat, and
get too little out-door exercise, and our
systems become clogged with impuri
ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs
and humors of every kind, and warm
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
and the poisonous matter in the blood
and system will break out in boils and
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make
a good beginning this season by taking
a course of S. S. S. ia time ; it will not
only purify your blood and destroy the
germs and poisons, but promote healthy
action of the Liver and Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at a time
when you need it most.
S. S. S. improves the digestion and
tones np the Stomach, and you are not
continually taunted by the fear of
indigestion every time you eat, or
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
and sleeplessness. There la mo reason
coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified
ana the blood in a normal, healths rnnrlitinn n 4t, nf.j .1
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and
bring on a long train of spring and summer ailments, break down the con
stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders.
Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritatinr skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons
escape the diseases common to spring and summer. 8. S. S. is guaranteed
purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in
vigorating and pleaaantof all tonics. Write for our book on "TheBloodand
Mkwea." . ms SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GAm
Ihs Wont KliH ef Qnat.
'There's lots of different kinds of
gnats in this world," remarked the
man who had traveled tome, "but the
gnat that ssys, when you ask him into
a tobacco aiore to have a cigar: 'Gim
me a pack o' cigarettes, comes pretty
nigh to bein' the pop of them all."
New Vers to a.
Ernie So they eloped?
Edith Yes, their parents paid the
village blacksmith not to shoe their
horse, but they eloped in an automo
bile.
Jtrnie That was nice. I suppose
love laughs at blacksmitns as well as
locksmiths. Chicago News.
Too Rapid for Him.
He I was held up for a minute or
two by Mrs. Talkington just now.
She That so? What did she have
to say?
He Gee whisa! I haven't got
stenographic memory. Philadelphia
Ledger.
For coughs and colds there is no better
medicine than Fiso's Cure for Consump
tion, race 25 cents.
Passing Belief.
Miss Giddy What did he say when
yon tuld him I waa married?
Mise Spoils Well, he seemed sur
prised.
Miss Giddy Did he ask to whom?
Mine Speits Xo, but be asked 'how
it happened.' Philadelphia Press.
Just Like a Man.
Hotband Suppose we attend Dr
Third ly's lecture tonight, my dear.
ie But I have nothing to wear.
Husband Oh, then we'll go to the
opera.
Plays a Losing Game.
Erownovich I understand Green has
heart trouble.
Smithinsky Yea; and he also has
spade, club and diamond trouble.
FITS
PennuraUr Cared. No Suor
after BrM day's a. of Dr.Klln'suatN.rTa
Restcrrr. Send for Trr 1 trial boulaand treatise.
Dr. R. tL Kline, Ltd.. Ml Area St., pauadetpala, Fa,
Between Friends.
Mayme I hear yoa are going to be
married again.
Edyth Again? Why, I've never
been tied up as yet.
Mayme No, but I can't recall toe
number of times yoa were "going to
be." Chicago News.
A Bright Student.
At a medical college some students
were being questioned la anatomy, and
one of them was asked, "What muscles
have their origin in the popliteal
space" The bright student promptly
replied. "Well, there's that one with
the domed long name, and I don't re
member the two others."
nun's rtusT
We offer On Headred lrollara Imrf f..
Sue ei Cattarru that can net beeured by Haiti
Catarrh. Cure. J.l
F. J. CHEKKT as Co., Prose. , Taledej, O.
Wathannderairnad.liava : v I rk....
forUe put lJvrsrs, and believe him perfect:
koaorable In all business transactions and fin.
ancieUly able to carry outaur obligation made
WST A Xanax.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
arauxm Mamwui,
. Waoli Druggieis. Teledo. a
. HstvH a us?; a nauv ,aH.tlU
"Uracils' en the blood and moeoui anrfaoeaaw
L.aiskrrn . av rm na ra avatn an
we system. rTlce 75c pr
Sold krall
BTOgfiste, Testimonials free.
ataari family F1U are tbe best.
No Lie.
"I don't think it is a nice thing to
say of Mrs. Odsent that she got her
husband at a bargain counter."
"Oh, but it's true. He was the
young man that saved her life in a
crush at a glove sale at SDotcaah'i one
day." Chicago Tribune.
Uncle Reuben Says.
A man who gits de repntashun of be
in dishonest will find de people chary
of dealing wid him, an' a man who am
known to be upright can't trade mewls
widont gittin' de worst of it. Dat's
probably de reason why so many of us
am dodgin between de two extremes.
Detroit Free Press.
Unintentional.
Toast Master (to chairman of public
dinner) Would yon like to propose
your toast now, my lord, or should we
lt 'em enjoy themselves a bit linger?
Punch.
egmnmg
tie beeinnin? of the warm season
X aa4 a horrible
attaok ef keils
that broke eat all
vermybeatremd
Zreaa wklofc. I
eomld gat n pos
sible raliaf watU
X iifsa taking
reur xaediolae,
antt treaa cay ex
perleaoe X eaa
aafaly say B. B.B.
ta tka baat kleosl
purifier In the world.
Xrs. M. p. IXTTKIU,
WVtkerllle.Ya.
THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.
While Urine la tsharman, Tax., X be
earne a viotisa of impure, watery
klood. I ran dowa la appetite aat
enersr; waa acarcely able te let
about and had t step off aae rea
ooeaalonally. I took B. B. 8. anal be-e-aa
to iaaproTO at onoe, aad alter a
weUab C0UrB became ateon a ad
X think 8. 8. 8. the beat Medicine X
ever need as an appetlaer and a-e
JLne. i. O. BOOTT.
811 .Railroad street, Soma, Oa.
( 1
are anttdoted and the thin, acid blood
made rich and strong before the coming
of warm weather.
A course of S. S. S. now would be
a safe precaution and a good beginning
and enable you to pass la comfort
throurh the hot anUrv winnfla A
iI -V- ak.
invention
A fungus that rapidly destroys wood'
ravemeuts Is giving trouble lu English
cltlee using such paving. The fungus
spreads from Infected blocks to sound
on oa, and the only means of checking
It seeme to be careful Inspection of all
wood before laying and the prompt re
moval of Infected blocks.
The curious habit of carrying a live
sea anemone In each of Its two claws
Is ascribed to the Mella, a genus of
small crabs of the Maldlve Archlpel
ago. M. Borradalle states that the
crab'a claws are too frail for use In
defence, and It U not clear whether the
anemones are held as a tueaus of pro
tection or as a trap for food.
A primeval forest containing 120,000
camphor trees, measuring from 7 to 13
feet in circumference, has recently
been discovered In Formosa. It Is
estimated that the yield of camphor
gum from the tree will amount to
13,000,000 pounds. The forest Is not
entirely compcaed of camphor-trees.
but contains other varieties, including
an abundance of "red-grained" oak.
Some time ago B. Walter showed
that an electric spark feels its way
from the positive pole to the negative
In a rapid succession of preliminary
sparks of increasing length. By a me
excellent photographs with a moving
camera, he has now proven that light
nlng similarly establishes a conducting
path through the air by a series of
minor flashes, and that ta a rule, the
lightning passes from the cloud to the
earth as a series of continuous dis
charges,
Before the Royal Microscopical So
ciety In London, Mr. E. B. Stringer has
described a new method of photograph
tngobjecta magnified by the microscope.
Tbe light of the eletrlc arc Itself Is em
ployed, that of the Incandescent car
bons being shielded, the light itself Is
filtered, and thus a powerful violet
monochromatic light, at the extreme
limit of visibility, Is obtained. With
this light excellent photographs of
minute objects, under a magnification
of 200 diameters, were made ond ex
hibited upon a screen. Mr. Stringer
suggests that lenses specially corrected
for the ultraviolet rays would enable
photography to do for the microscope
what it has already done for the tele
scope.
In July 1002, E. L. Furlong of the
University of California rediscovered,
on Totter Creek. In Shasta County, a
remarkable cave, which had been visit
ed once before by J. A. Rlchsrdson In
1878. A party from the university has
since thoroughly explored the cave, as
part of the Investigation now going
on to determine the antiquity of man
California. Tbe bones of a large
variety of animals have been found. In
eluding ancient representatives of the
elephant, the tapir, the horse, the fox,
the wolf, the bear, and so on, besides a
large number of birds. It la remarked
that the present mountainous character
of that part of California la entirely
out of harmony with the existence of
mastodons, elephants snd tapirs. No
unquestionable relics of man have
been found in the cave.
ALLISON S BOY
Makes aa Ksraeat Attempt to Tie the
Paternal Kecord.
Allison's boy stood before bis fath
er's chair In silence Just looking wist
ful Allison looked from bis news
paper to the boy once or twice and
then pursued his reading, but It was
hard to keep hjs mind on the Balkan
war cloud tinder that silent regard.
so be lam the paper on his lap and
said. "Welir
"I weeded your onion bed this morn
ing," said Allison's boy.
"Did you? That was nice of you.
But yoa ought not to tell me a thing
like tbst so suddenly. How did you
happen to think of It? It wasn't be
cause I've been trying to get you to do
It for a month, was It?"
The boy grinned and then seated
himself on the arm of tbe chair and
twisted a finger In bis father's watch
chain. "Gee, but there was lots of
weeds In It!" he said.
"There were a few onions In It
too," said Allison. "Did you leave
them lnr
"Of course, I did. Say, pa, my bi
cycle tires are all full of punchers. I
can't make 'em stay pumped ud anv
more at all."
"Why don't you take the punchers
out of them?"
"You can't take a puncher out A
puncher's a hole In the tire. I want
new tires, but haven't got enough
money. I've only got 8 cents and they
cost $3."
"Well, you need only 12.92 now."
"Won't you give It to me?"
"No, my son. If you want money
you go to work and earn it by the
sweat of your brow. That's the way
I did when I was your age. You get
your money too easily."
"If I finish tbe onion bed will you
give It to me?"
"How much more have you got to
do? There isn't much to do, Is there?"
"Sure. I only weeded one row and
part of another one. Pa, I was 80
in arithmetic last week. If I get 90
next week will you give me the
$2.92?"
"I'll give you a licking if you don't
get 90," said Allison. "The idea of
a boy of your age doing no better than
that and getting tired after he weeds
a row In a onion bed. No, sir, you
Just work for it I used to saw wood
and split kindling for my pocket mon
ey when I was a boy. I didn't have
a father who shoveled out money for
me whenever I asked for it. I remem
ber one Fourth of July I had $5 spend
ing money, and I earned every cent
of It myself."
"What did you do with It?"
"Firecrackers mostly, I guess-I
don't know that I spent It all. I
probably put a lot of it In the bank."
"You said I wasn't to have ijny fire
works this Fourth at all. You will
tnougn, won t you, let me? I didn't i
mean to set the barn on Are and I'll
be careful this time."
"You may run away now. I'll talk
to you about the Fourth of July some
time next September."
I uou't tee any way to get tny
money,H Mid the boy, with an ag
grieved air. "There isn't any wood
to saw around here, and If there wa
1 1 haven't got a saw. What other ways
, did you nuke money when you were
boy, par
"I hustled" replied Allison, -I
didn't sit around and try to con
loving parent I got out and showed
myself willing aud cheerful and In
dustrlous and tackled anything that
came along. I didn't nitud how rough
or nara work was as long as It was
honest I'd like to see you like that.
lu be proud of you then."
"Was grandpa proud of your
think you've twisted that chain
as much as Is good for It." said AM
on. "Now run along."
The evening following Allison's boy
aid not return home la time for din
ner. Mrs. Allison said he had been
away all day and she was beglnnlug
to worry about hlui. He got back
nowever, about dusk. Ills race was
dirty and there was a wide streak
down the front of his new tweed suit
which looked like sxle grease, but
which he said was molasses. Ills cap
was caked with mud and flour, bis
knickerbockers and Jacket were torn
ana there was flour on his shoulder
and egg on his waistcoat.
Tve been hustling." he announced.
"I got a job from Tledman's deliver
ing groceries and I've made fifty
cents. Qee, but I'm hungry! He
dldat give me the fifty cents, though,
because I let a case of eggs drop out
of the wagon. You'll give It to me,
though, won't you, pat" I earned it
"You go up to the bathroom and be
skinning those rags off." said Allison.
"I'll come up and talk to you pre
cntly." Chicago News.
HOW JOE GOT TO CONQRS3S.
Texas tateeaaaw Wot Hie first Nona
laattoa by a Btrataa-am.
The 1200.000 fee said to have been
earned in Wall street by Senator Ball
ey of Texas gives point to a story told
by a man from Texas upon the man
cer In which Bailey sot his start.
.uauey," saia tne Texas man, "was
a struggling young lawyer In the new
section Into which he had moved.
Time had rolled around to nominate a
Democratic candidate for Congress.
The day of the convention had ben
set It was conceded that a certain
old man In Congress would be given
the nomination.
Having much leisure and but little
money, he thought he would walk to
the convention. After he had been
on the road for some time a fanner
drove up behind him. 'Wanter n-U
tn an' rldef he said to the young law
yer, and Bailey accepted gladly.
Going to the convention? asked
Bailey after a while. 'Yep.' said the
farmer. 'Ever hear of a young law
yer named Bailey round here? asked
Bailey. 'Nope.' said the fanner.
'Good speaker and bright fellow. I un
derstand,' suggested Bailey. '8'Dose
so,' said the farmer. 'Yes,' continued
Bailey, 'and he will be over there to
day and I tell you what we'll do.
We'll call on him to make a speech.
xou see all your friends, tell them
about Blly and we'll call on him.
"Tne farmer said all right No more
was said about the matter until there
was a lapse In the conversation dur
ing the preliminary movements of the
body. Suddenly the old farmer up
ana suggested that the conv.ntinn
near from Mr. Bnlley, 'a rlslu' youns
lawyer or tuese dljrgln's,' he said, an
a ieuow wno taiKs like puttlu' out
Are.' 'Bailey! Bailey! Bailey." mors
than a dozen yells went up, and Bal
ley came forth. Joe Bailey made one
of the hottest speeches of his life and
the upshot of the whole thing was
that the Vlsln' young lawyer of tliosi-
dlggln s' got the nomination for Cou
gress and is now Senator Bailey of
Texas." New Orleans Times-Demo
crat
Pantomime by Mas O'llelL
"When Max O Kell came to Montreal
some years ago," said a man from that
city to a Detroit Journal contributor,
we nxea up a little Joke on him. We
had noticed how gracefully he could
unite a caustic criticism with a coiiidII
ment, a faculty that enabled him to say
tne snarpest thlujrs without offending
tne people he was criticising. We
were going to put the faculty to a test.
"VVe had him lunch with us. and
there were at the table beside himself
an Englishman, a Scotchman, an Irish
man and a French-Canadian. When we
got our guest off bis guard we demand
ed an honest opinion of the different
races we repreHented. As the opinion
had to be given In the presence of all
four, the situation for him was a
rather delicate one. But it never
seemed to trouble him, and he gave his
oplnVen without a moment's hesitation.
"The Scotchman,' he said, and he
clenched his right hand tightly and
pretended to try and force It open with
his left. TheEugllshman 'andhewent
through the same performance, open
ing the hand at the end after an appar
ent struggle. The Irishman' and he
held out his hand wide open, with the
palm upwards. The Frenchman'
and he made a motion wlfh both bands
as If he were emptying them on the
table.
"There was not a word of explana
tion, but we ail understood thoroughly,
and had a hearty laugh. Max O'ltell
had maintained his reputation."
With Grain or Halt.
Tales of gastronomlcal prowess
abound In George II. Ellwanger's re
cent book, "The Pleasures of tbe Ta
ble." One In particular makes the feat
of the growing boy look small Indeed.
A drummer In the French army was
noted for bis tremendous appetite. Ills
captain wagered that the man could
eat a whole calf, and the drummer,
proud of his distinction, promi.sed to
do honor to the captain's compliment.
Accordingly a calf was prepared In
various appetizing ways. Tbe drum
mer was disposing of It. WhfJn he
had finally consumed about three
quarters of the repast he paused, and
placing his knife and fork on bis plate,
ald to his superior officer:
"You had better have the calf
brought on, had you not, sir? All
these little kickshaws will end by tak
lng up room."
Advantages always look larger than
dlgadvun'.ages, even when the cale
are balanced.
PAINFUL PERIODS
re overcome by Lytlta K. Pinks
llUat VoVirAtAltlaa af Vktit nti t t
oawsaasanaaa aw - w aw -yinm Tr IsMl
I fl
MI.m Menard enre-d alter doo
tors failed to help her
MLydla K. l'lnkham's Yfjr
tablo Compound cured ma after
doctors . failed, and I want
other pirU to kuow atxmt it Dur
I riff menstruation I suffered most
intense pain low in the abdomen
and in mr limits. At other times I
had a heavy, depressed feeling
which made my work seem twice
ns hard, and I grew pale and thin,
ITio mcdk'ino Uio doctor gave me
did not do mo one bit of good, and
I was thoroughly discouraged. The
doctor wanted mo to stop work, but,
of course, I could not do that. I
finally beran to take Lydla 1
riuklmiu s Veire table Compound
and felt better after taking the first
bottle, and afuAaking six bottles
I was entirely cured, and am now
lu perfect health, and I am so grate
ful for it." Miss Gcoroib Mtcxaan,
537 E. 152nd St- New York City.
3000 ftrfilt If trlffiMl af aee Mttr '
(msfnanaM yssftwest
I.vdlft K. Plnkham's Vegetable
Com pound cured female Ills wliea
sail other itteuiis have failed.
Aa Appropriate Name.
f.dna I don't know whether to call
my liotton bull terrier rornpey. Cipio
or laetar.
Arthur( who has had a tad ezperl
ence with the terrier) I think Agrip
pa would be a very suitable name for
him.
Relaxation.
"I feel happy today," said tbe club
woman. "I haven't a thlna in the
world to do. not a club to attend.
ui going to cuan nouse and nave a
a. I . .
good time.
Expensive.
The Husband A penny for your
tnougnta.
Wife It'll cost you more than that,
was thinking of a new sown. New
ork Journal.
Unreasonable Sister.
Mamma A'by, Herbert, what In the
world is the matter with sister?
Herbert Aw we wss just a playin
haunted house, an' she wai the ghost,
an' I give her a little chain to awaller
eo'a ahe would clank evorv time aha
moved, an' now she's a-cryin' an says
sne uon t want to te tbe ghost an
more! Magazine of Humor.
Any Present Surprising.
Mr. K rochet t I'm going to surprise
you on your birthday.
Mrs. Krochett (coldly) Indeid?
Mr. Krochett Yes; can't you guess
what It i? '
Mrs. Krochett If you really mean
to surprise me I suppose you're going
to give me some tort of a preesnt.
An Eya for Business.
Grandma Toogood (solemnly) A ter
your grandma dies who will give you
sny penniear
Terror Knott Toogood (ased six)
Why, you won't take your pocket book
to heav n, will you. grandma? Judte.
Bird Superstitions. "
V .a
in many pans oi cngiana mere are
curious superstitions about birds. The
etonechat, for instance, is believed to
be continually chatting with the evil
one, so it is held in bad repute, and as
i lie raven commonly impersonates his
able majesty it is ranked in the same
ategory of evil birds. Sometimes,
however, the raven's appearance, so it
is held, forebodes a death.
i.i.i.:i.uii.1!!!!i:iri'
mm?
Acgc(able Prcparalionfor As
similating tlicFoodandReSula
ting the Stoinacrs andDovvels of
l MaVXIsji I Ji.,SS)SWeiasiasj jii u
Promotes Digestion.Checrfur
ness andRest.Contains neither
Opium.Morphiite norKitieral.
Kot Narcotic.
Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa
Hon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and LOS9 OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YORK.
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The NstUle.
The first needle used in Krgland was
made la Queen Mary's time by a negro,
who unfortunately died before Impart'
l"g the secret to any one. In the reign
of Queen Klisabeth the art of needle
making was discovered by a German
who Imparted it to an Euglishnun.
Ntw Machine Qua.
The Cleveland machine gun, firing
twenty-Ave one-pound projectiles at
one pull of the trigger, has been tested.
The gun weighs 490 poundf. It fired
SOD shots in a minute without heating
tne barrel.
Mlsuadsrsteed.
"Now, then, youna man." said Wil
lie's mother, "I won't let you play
aienall again In a hurry, and you'll
get no supper tonight."
"Why, ia supper all overt"
"lou know very well it Is. You
taw me at the back gate and heard ms
railing an hour ago."
"Vby-er-I thought yer wus lest
ppiauuin' de two-bagger I made."
Sella Bibles and Dice.
In Nassau sheet, near where it merg
es Into Park row, is a little shop whose
proprietor evidently believes that be
is going to catch customsrs both "a
coming and a gwlne." lie has but a
mail window for the d.snlav of his
wares, and in this are grouped Bibles,
prayer books, miniature roulette
wheels, dice and playing cards.
Why Appetite Is Needed.
rood eaten without appetite always
causes gastric disturbance, because un-
less the secretary glands oi the stomach
are siimuiaieu ry a uesire lor food no
digestive Juices are extruded Into the
stomach.
A Ceavtraatloa Overheard.
"Goodness gracious, Maude, where
are you going with that big bunch of
ro'ea and thoae boxes of candy?"
ny, Haven't you heard? They've
got Just one of the lovliest murderers
In the county Jail that ever waif
Negative Virtue's Reward.
Illt't . a a a.
wuy, pspa, sne srguw, "you
snow Aroutnnot never drinks, chews,
mioses, gambles nor sweari."
as tta . .
lea, i snow," the rugged, unro
mantle old man answered, "but I don't
want a chap for a son-in-lae who mere
ly doesn't do things."-Chicago Iter
ora-ueraid.
Speed of WaUrspout.
a a. . a ...
a waterspout spins with enormous
speed. Its velocity at the sea level
has been estimated at lis miles a miu-
nte.
Some Practical Advice.
fa. f a.
ii is no. necessary to leave your
nome ana friends, give up your occupa
tion or put on a uniform to do good, j
Here ia a simple way: When you bear
a fooa in lug said about a msn, tell
him. This line oi missionary work
does not take any of your time from
your legitimate business.
The Subject He Liked Best.
"You talk well on the sublect in I
which yoa are most interested," said
the impertinent sir).
-Ana wna. is matT" said the man.
smelling a compliment.
"Yourself," said the impertinent
gin aemoreiy.
a .
Sour Stomach
" n.r I wu leSaaeJ la tn riar a .
ETS, 1 set er ke wukoul tk.ta la tka k.u
mj nr.r waa m Terr eae aeaue. aaa at k..a
acbaS ana I had stoaaaak iroukle. Mo, aiare lea
la Caeeareu. I (ael See. Mr fire kaaalae eaeS
mm wita eeeeaeisi results lor soar atoasack."
jus- asiausa, tan cob reas St., Si. Louie, ate.
Candy
CATHARTIC
vw, ctiTair etoKVK, ww or urip, wo, asHw.
... CURE CONSTIPATION.
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P. N. V.
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WHEN writlns to edrertlaere pisses
mentlas this papsr.
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
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Coughing
" I was given up to die with
quick consumption. I then begin
to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I
improved at once, and sm now In
perfect health." Chss. E. Hart
msn, Clbbitown, N, Y.
It's too risky, playing
with your cough.
The first thing you
know it will be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
TVtt tliMl lk., He., II. AHersirlete,
Coasall four doctor. If lie aats take It.
than t aa be says. It e tails t aoi
to take It, th.n iiun't taks It. lie kaaws.
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Retorsion Machine Co.
M'Ot'KftMOIUl TO JOHN I'OOI.K.
r Sf Merrlaos St.. Portland. n.
Paraoua llawktre, Aulomailo. Helt re.!tne,
FaiiHlwMtNluni Vullrr, lio hi.rwr.w.r with
two k'tm. Hiii's.y. Kawmlll Wa.'hln.rv. kn.
Invtaiut toilers, r.llaurt Htlsn iatltie
r.ilnn. Write ua hau In want of anyiaiua
lu luacbinery Hue.
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Curtain tfctii'Wuw wig or part of niwn Inmt uf
Vrtilil ourklin In mhiimiI liwalftir HalitorNun
sliina. Has nitt U Irani, xllvrr flHialilma Alit
ahlr, with 1'HHain lu Im uf vrhiii.. Whin uimmI,
llurwa n-arlinl wiiluiut uiiruimiiiia, oluil. t'l! te
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lian uv lu.li. n.ulrFnl,la tin aolna i,iu
unil. r mil. t ruly Iniiiioiia. A rllrlar., mnl.tr U aa.
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ftirrauii, kaiiaaa. Hon-ranr any hrwa.r ut
bank, Mi riivrauu, Kniiaaa. Hci.il to fur niim,ilau,
THfi
lire
Alcohol,
Gpium,
Tobacco
Using a
Wirtefoi
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PORTLAND,OREGON
romuari by the cokgheca.
TKW OF THE HOI T (SOU AND
ArrlLIAUD W1IH THE UnlVUt
SITlf Or 0TRE DANE.
Standard Academic foor-rw Count, la
CUulo, tuflUh and Seleses, One-year
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Inr, Mechanical Enrineerinf and Electrical
Enftbccrifif.
Th schotattic year, begin-
il wE" 7' ,n
Catalogue sent free on appli
es' ion. Address
REV. H. A. 0UINLAN, CS.C
UNIVERSITY PARK, OREGON.
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4 Ths Champion Draw Cut Mower
Tbe Mower with the "DKAW CUT
"drawing" the cutllng bar from a point
ahrail, causing the who.-l to press hard
er on the around, and giving Increased
Kiwer (or bard cutting.
It Is no "puah rut," "pushing" the bar
irom beetnri, whon the more cutting
the more tnndent'jr lor tbe whoeU to lift
from the ground.
Hie the poiuU The "Drew fut" cham
pion keeps the wheels nu the ground
and Is the most yowerful cutter tn the
Hold. Has tn km y convenient feat it res.
Hrnd for handsome catalogue and cal
endar. Mailed free.
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