Condon globe., July 16, 1903, Image 4

Eruptions
There is only one way to get rid of
pimples and other eruptions. .
And it's simple and easy enough.
Cleanse the blovA, imnrovthe diges
tion", atimnlate the kniqeys.'liv-er and
skin, by the same means at the same
time.
The medicine to take is :
Hood's SarsaparUla
This statement is confirmed by the ex
perience of thousands whom this medi
cine has permanently cured.- '-
Accept no substitute.
A Locky FcDow.
Young Million (sadly) My cousin
George is a mighty lucky fellow hand
somest chap in town.
Friend Handsome, yeej but he is
as poor as a church mouse.
Young Million ( en vioosly) That's
the beauty of iU He has a new girl
very season, and not one of . them
makes a fun when he casts her off. N.
Y. Weekly. s.
. ; Her Rase. -
Mother You say your husband no
longer spends his evenings at the club?
Daughter I soon, broke him of
that. ' '
Mother How did you manage? ....
Daughtre Before going to bed pat
two easy fcaairt close together by the
fire, and then held a match to a cigar
until the room got a faint odor of
smoke. Jfew York Weekly. .. .
Plao's Cure fk a remedy for congas, colds
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
t druggist.
' Her Mild Saggcatlea.
"Charley, dear," said yoong Mrs.
Torkins, "will you join Vmr prcres
siTe euchre ciub?" ,
: "Certainly not. I have notimejvfor
ochre.
"Well, I won't nrgo yon. Bat I
can't help thinking that if you played
the horses aa well as I play endure
we'd hare a lot of money now."
Washington Star. '
Femintac Way.
Husband Drat the luck! There
isn't any gum on this stamp.
WifeNever mind. dear. Here's a
pin. Chicago Daily News.
den. Longstreet la Hospital.
ah T a mam TAnirahAt t A firttful
Confederate cavalryman, ia in Gai field
hospital, Washington for treatment for
a severe attack of rheumatism.
- rr j-.. , M 1
n n 1 n a. - t ' a -
ne rernans not. uui wuii ma m-
cellent onderstody yon would make.
Arunciai iecin ot raper.
A set of artificial teeth made of com
pressed paper has been used constantly
for thirteen years.
t . unuorma ioa iigoi.
. The tightfitting British uniform is
alleged to be the cause of much heart
disease among soldiers.
Ventaor Most Favored Place. ,
Tentnor has by tar the moet hours of
real sunshine of any town In the .Brit
ish isles. ...
Two Different Kinds.
"Does your typewriter need repairs?"
asked the meandering tinker as he en
tered the office.
' "It would seem o." replied the
boss. ."She just went across the street
to consult a aenuas."
Base Flatterer.
She I spent two weeks in that town
last rammer and didn't see a single at
tractive thing there.
; He That's queer. Haven't they
any mirrors in that village?
Feminine Charttv.
He I wonder why Miss Overton is
bo sensitive about her age?
She I can't imagine. She is cer
tainly old enoosh to have got over a lit-
: .l: it,.! rKUn
US UiJUg liaJ luaa tvug JU.7-VU5U
Sews.
Polished Cynic.
Betty Mr. Cynique is too polished
for words, isn't he?
Peggy Oh, dear, yea. Everything
he says reflects on some one.
ItiroEk Sores
Bating Ulcers,
Nothing is a source of so much
larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak
and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight,
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland,
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always', because, while all
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make yon
suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
cer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest
annoyance Because iney are so per
sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the blood remains in
. an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing is impossible, and the sore will
continue to grow and spread in spite of
washes and salves or any superficial or
surface treatment, for tie sore is but
the outward sign of some constitu
tional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
J A.
ana ionic is wnai you neea. oome-
thing to cleanse the .blood, restore its
tion and invigorate the constitution,
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to
the veryjroot of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
I 1 - 1 t- 1 A " . 1 . A-1 t.1 J I..
ucug lucus uic Biuggisu circulation,
and
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it. and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book
on "The Blood and lis Diseases " free.
Stabeera.
A little girl was talking to her rab
bit. "five times five," ahe.eaid. VSli
times six, seven times eeVen' Be
tween times she shook the rabbit vio
lently. "Dorothy." aaid her mother, "what
are yon doing to yoar rabbit?"
"Weir, papa says," replied lLa
child, "that rabbits multiply rapidly,
and Bunny won't do it."
Keeping la Practice.
The'-Waehihgton'e birthday marked
tall was in full swing. The hoar for
onmasking had arrived. "Where is
George Washington?" asked the Span
ish inquisitor of Louis Quinse. .
"The last I saw of Kim," aaid Louis,
"he was in the buffet catting down
the visible supply uf cherry bounce."
Half and Half.
Smart Aleck Once upon a time
there were three little children. Half
of them were boys an'
Dumb Delia Why, Aleck could
there be one and a half girls?
Smart Aleck There weren't. The
other half was boys, too. London Tit-
Bits.
There Was a Difference.
Sock son Buskin How, do you like
my hamlet?
Old Stager Oh, it waa your Hamlet,
was ti? Well, I did not recognise it as
Shakeepeare'a. Brooklyn Life.
v Deserved H oarer.
BrowJ Has Smith named his new
country seat?
Jones Yes, he calls It "SnUiIed
Silvers," after that breakfast iM he
made bis fortune on. Detroit Free
Press.
Qaick Marie.'
In; Chopin's "Etude Ia Minor" it
is necessary to read 3,950 signs in two
minutes and a half, which is equiva
lent to a boat twenty-six notes a second.
Arraagteg Ftowera.
There ia a great deal in arranging
flowers to bring oat their beauty. Nev
er crowd them. A few stems, with fol
iage, can be made far more beautiful
and artistic than a crowded man.
Whew I
"Why did Miss Spencer refuse to
elope with yon?"
"She declared that she could not bear
the odor of gasoline." St Loais Star.
. Nothing la if.
"Shall I brain him?' ' cried a hater,
and the victim's courage fell.
"You can't; it is a freshman. Just
hit him on the head." Sphinx. -
Aathor of Letters.
"He's an unfortunate man of let
ters." "Why, I never heard he waa
an author." "Well, he was the auth
or of several letters that lost him a
breach of promise case." Melbourne
Weekly Times.
A Safety Match
Cora Was it a love match? Dora
Well, as her money paid his debts and
kept him out of goal, I should say it
was rather a safety match. Melbourne
Weekly.
His "Better Half."
A newly married man told us a tale
of woe the other day which happens to
every newly married man. When he
got married his wife gave him half the
clothes cupboard, but in only three
weeks all his clothes were hanging on
nails driven Jato the wall. Exchange.
The Other Extreme.
Towne (reading) Headquarters for
three dollar pants. Well, that's queer.
Browne What's queer about it?
Towne I always thought three dol
lar pants were designed for other quar
ters. Philadelphia Press.
Wearisome Topics.
Rodrick Did you enjoy Mrs. Tiker's
reception?
Van Albret No, indeed. The men
talked shop and the women chopping.
Wasn't Quite Sure.
Zeb Barix tie thet gal o' yourn im
provin' in her planner plkyin' since
she begin takin' lessons?
Si Oatcake Gosh, I danno. She's
either improvin' er else we're gittin'
used tew it, blamed ef I kin tell
which.
A Constant Drain
Upon the System.
trouble as aa old sore or ulcer, particu
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
Gentlemen : About ten yean are a
amall sore came on each ofmj ankles.
Sew get Into the places and they be
came laxre, eattna' ujeera, and X suf
fered Intensely for Marly tan years.
X had spent more than aoOO.OO try
ing to a-et well when X chanced to
see 8. 8. 8. advertise la a afemphle
paper. X began to take it and was
cored. Kr limbs, have Barer been
ore or riven me any pain at all
tnoe. X nave recommended 8. S. 8.
to a era at many people, and am now
grving it to my nine-year-old son for
Kcsema. Xhiring my long siokmeM X
was living near Mempbls, Tenn., out
have since romoved to XCaaaaa City,
and am now residing at Ho. 614
East Sixteenth Street.
Mrs. B. A. HAXtBIS.
XCaaaaa City, Xo.
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lost properties, quicken the circula
and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
ana waca uic wuuu w wcu jiuhucu
the system purgeaoi au morDic,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely crone.
6. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
y
TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC COt ATLANTA? CA
ISTHMUS OF TEHUANTEPEC
Short Beat for tktpataat ta the Far
, ; - Kant.
The completion of the extensive port
works at CoaUacoaleoa, on- the gulf,
and Sallna Cms on the raclflc side,
connected by a well-equipped railroad
across the narrow Isthmus ot Tehuan
tepec, promisee to provide a short route
for shipments to Pacific coast ports
and the far East tbat will be an Im
portant factor loug before the ques
tion of an Isthmian canal is settled,
say Modern Mexico. The co-operation
ot the Mexican government In the
building of this transcontinental tine
la a satisfactory guaranty that the ex
tensive undertaking will be carried to
a successful eu'd. The Vacation ot a
connection between the great oceans is
a question that does not affect to any
great degree shipping between North
Atlantic and Southern Pacific porta,
but when the saving In time between
Atlantic and gulf points aud Central
and North American coast cities and In
shipments to Asia are considered, the
advantages of the northern route are
striking.
From Panama to Sallna Crua the dis
tance la 1,903 miles, which Is a clear
saving for freight to northern ports
shipped via Tebuantepec The saving
will be made upon all shipments to
Central American porta, varying in
Importance from 4W miles to Junta
Arenas, Costa Rica, to 1.002 mile to
San Jose de Gautemala. From Sallna
Crua to San Francisco the distance is
only 2,170 miles, and shipments to
the Orient will save over 1,000 miles
by the use of the Mexican rail transfer
to the Pacific In preference to going
through a Panama canal. It la a
fact not generally known that from
New Orleans to San Francisco by the
Mexican Isthmus it is 100 mliea shorter
than by the line ot the Southern Pa
cific Railway. With such shipping
faculties as It la intended to establish
the Mexican short cut serosa the back
bone of the continent will doubtless
divert much commerce from all-rail
lines. It will from the start furnish
an attractive route for the growing
export cotton trade of the Southern
American States to the Orient, and
It will at once become a powerful fac
tor in the development of Mexico's
rich west coast
Uncle Ben" the good-natured bach
elor brother of the family had been
smoking silently while the other men
were swapping stories. At last he
took his pipe out of his mouth and
drawled:
"You married men think you know
It all. But your experiences pale in
contrast to mine with that kid nephew
in the other room.
"I rashly offered to stay with him
the other night while all you folks
went out, and actually the things that
kid did In the hour I was with him
would make a list a mile long, more
or lees. .
"He yelled twenty minutes without
stopping tor breath. I'm willing to
swear on that
"Pulled enough hair from my head
and whiskers to stuff a sofa pillow.
"Decorated the wall paper as high
ss he could reach with the poker.
"Broke a rase by sitting down on It
"Swallowed several buttons and a
lot of thread.
"Emptied his mother's work-basket
things Into the fireplace.
"Punched the head of the cat Into a
cup, and was scratched badly In the
attempt
"Knocked the head off a fine wax
doll belonging to his sister by trying
to drive a tack with It ;
"Fell off the sofa and"howleL
"Broke three panes ot window glass
with my cane.
"Fell into the coal scuttle and spoil
ed his white drees.
"Set fire to the carpet while I was
out of the room hunting up something
to amuse blm.
"Crawled under the sofa and re
fused to come out until I gave him
candy.
"Got twisted in the legs of a chair;
they had to be broken to get him out
"Poured water Into his mother's slip
pers.
"Finally when he saw his mother
coming, he ran to the door, tumbled
off the steps, cut bis nose and tore a
hole In his dress.
"Pretty swift record, Isn't it? Still,
the kld'll come out all right. He's
the proper stuff." Chicago Record-
Herald. '
Indians Know a Coward. ,
An Oklahoma man once told an In
dian that a desperate white man was
after his scalp. He smiled and shook
his head. "A few days later," con
tinues the narrator, "we were talking
to the white man, when the Indian
came up to the group. He had spot
ted the stranger , and knew him by
sight Without saying a word to him
he walked up within arm's reach and
struck the white man In the face with
a rough, heavy glove. He paused for
a tew seconds and nit mm again:
'Ugh!' he exclaimed as he wheeled
around and walked away. The white
man looked at the Indian hi amaze
ment but made no show of resent
ment Later In the day, when we ask
ed the Indian why be didn't follow
up the Insult with blows, he told us
the white man was a coward. In
explaining boW. he knew It he said
the man's 'Jaw dropped' when he
struck blm in the. face the second
time with the glove, and that this, with
the Indian, was an unfailing sign of
cowardice." Kansas City Journal.
All False.
Correspondent You saw what the
papers said about you this morning, I
presume?
Retired Millionaire (president of a
great corporation) No; I don't know
what they said about me, but you may
say for me, sir, that there wasn't a
word of truth in It. Chicago Tribune.
Uncle Eben Says.
"De difference between de man dat's
flgerln on perpetual motion," said
Uncle Eben, "an de man out s work
In' a system to beat de races is dat
de perpetual motion man didn' hab no
money In de fus' place." Washington
Star.
SUFFERING
EMMA Mitchell
America la the land of nervous
women.
The great majority of oervoua
women are so because they are
suffering trbm soma form of female die-
Mrs. Emma Mitchell, 520 Louisiana
street, Indianapolis, Ind., writes:
' Parana has certainly been a blessing
in disguise to me, lor when I first be-J
gan taking it fcr troabtes peculiar to
the sex and a generally worn out sys
tern, I had title faith.
"For the past five years I have rare
ly been without pain, but Peruna has
changed all this, and in a very short
time. I think I had only taken two
bottles before I began to recuperate
very quickly, and seven bottles msde
me weu. i ao noi nave neauacne or
backache any more, and have some
Interest la life. 1 give ad credit where
It Is due, and that is to Peruna."
Emma Mitchell.
By far the greatest number ot (o vale
troubles are caused directly by catarrh.
They are catarrh of the organ which
is affected. These women despair of
recovery, rental trouble is so com
mon, ao prevalent, that they accept it
as almost inevitable. The greatest ob
stacle in the way of recovery is that
Not Easy to Stop Large Vessel.
Experiments show that a large ocean
steamer, going at 19 knots an hour,
will move over a distance of two miles
after its engines are stopped and re
versed, and on authority gives less
than a mile or a mile and a half as the
required rpa"e to stop its progress.
Yoa Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allan 8. Ol ratted, U Rov.N. Y., for a
tree sample o! Allan 'a Foot-Kane. It cure
wealing, hot iwollen. aching leet. It maket
new or tight ihoee eanT- . A certain core tor
eorai, ingrowing nalli and bunioni. AUdrng-
(litatelilt. sc iniKwpij"'w.
A Modem Hercules.
Edward Beaupre, a Canadian, at
present a resident U Chicago, is so
strong that he lately lifted a horeJbod
ily off its legs.
tlTQ Permanently Curtd. Koauornenronaneea
M I V AerOratdajr'tuaeufDr.KUne'tUrest Nerve
Restorer. Mend for Free 93 trial bnttleend treetlie.
Dr. K. U. Une, Ltd. , Ml Arch bk, Philadelphia, Pa.
What the Steamboat Does.
One day little Archie, three years oi
age, saw a railroad for the first time,
and did not know what to make of it.
He ran to his mother and taid : "Oh,
mamma, it's a steamboat looking for
water." Washington 6tar.
100 REWARD 100.
The readers olthli paper will be pleated to
learn that there ia at least one dreaded disease
that aeienee has been able to cure in all ill
stages, and that la catarrh. Hall'iCatarrh cure
is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment.
uau (.alarm inre is taxen lnternauj, acting
directly upon. thai blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the disease, and riving the patient
strength by building up the constitntlon and
assisting nature in uomg m won. iu pro
prietors nave so mucn iauo in lie curiuvt
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollar!
tor any case that it fails to cure, fiend lor list
et testimonials. Address
P. 3. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's FamiLr Pills are the boat.
The Record Avalanche.
The largest avalanche ever measured
fell in the Italian Alps in 1885. It
contained 25,000 tons of enow.
vvw
The Kind You Have Always liought has borne the elgrna-
tore of Cnas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger tho
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing' Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other 'Narcotie '
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleeps
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Me Always Bought
sears tne
In Use For Over 30 Years.
tmc ecNTaus) oohmwv. tv Muanav sTnirr, Mw-roaa errv.
Ybursfora Clear Head3
- BROMO-SElTZERs
WOMEN
Tired, Kervois, Aching, ta
bling, Sleepless, Elcodlsss-Pe-ru-rt
Renovates, Regulates, Re
storesMany Prominent Wisnea
Endorse Pa-ru-ca.
they do not understand that it is ca
tarrh which is the source of their ill
new. In female complaint, ninety
nine cases out of one hundred are noth
ing but catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh
wherever located.
Chronic invalids who have lan
guished for years on sick beds with
some form of female disease begin to
improve at once after beginning Dr.
llartman's treatment.
Among the many prominent women
who recommend Feruna are: Belya
Lock wood, oi Washington, D. C; Mrs.'
Col. Hamilton, of Columbus, Ohio;
Mrs. F. E. Warren, -wife of U. S. Sen
ator Warren, of Wyoming.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the useof Peruna,
write at once to Dr. Uartman, giving
a full statement of your case, and he
will be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hart man, President of
The Uartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
I In'CV Th peerless Mklrt Hnpporter and Famen
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(Successors lo John Poole)
Foot of MorrlMm Street. Portland. Orerofl
The Kll tianoline Kngine A child can run It
Valves and all workine 11 aria covered uf. 'J h
(., iuv 4 h. p.. r-'in; eh. p., . "Pat in a lit
tle iiasollue and then go to sleep.
Write for Illustrated catalogue and for Mice
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PORTLAND ACADEMY
AN ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL
SCHOOL FOR BOYS AND CIKLS
Pita both for Kastern cnlleKes. Primary and
tirammar gradn Included. A hall for glrla, Willi
tlie appointment and nupervUilon of a carenil
home. Nxullon In oue of the innat beautiful
reruns of Hi PactHc coast. Climate mild aud
healthful, r'or eatalugue atldreaa
PORTLAND ACADEMY, rORTLAND, OREGON.
r ORECOH PORTLAND "
ST. HELEN'S HALL
Hm a Normal Kindergarten Training
t'lrw In connection with Its Academic
department. Separate residence. Two
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des practice work. Fur details address
ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal.
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BREAK A LOOKING-GLASS
And Toa Will Uava Katraordiaarjr
Uood Lack, SVo The Bar.
If you sek good lurk, break a look
log glass. If you wish extraordinary
good fortune, smash a lot of them.
Such at least would likely b tht ad
vie of Miss Henrietta Crosman aud
th members of her company, and tbejr
would speak from an experience found
ed on fact. 'i ( ,
For Miss Crosman baa 'thoroughly
disproved the old wives' fable that
ssven years' bad luck follows the
breaking of a looking-glass. In the
tbrea years tbst Mlas Crosman has
been starring, tblrteW mirrors bars
been broken In her company, but 111'
stead of misronuu ana calamity at
tending these mishaps, they seem each
time to brlug a run of good luck.
8trangely enough, the first and the
thirteenth mirror were broken In Bos
ton. Miss Crosman was about to be
In an engagement at the.Tremout
Theater, Boston, three years ago,
when one of the city's atreet-cleanlng
cars smashed a large looking-glass
which was part o fthe stage equipment,
and which had Just been taken from a
transfer wagon and placed near thu
stag door. When It became known
throughout the company that a looking
glssa bad been broken all manner of
dire predictions were made. Theatrical
folk are superstitious above most hu
man kind, and this looking-glass Inci
dent was sufficient to fill all with dis
may. The first notable event after the
breaking of the glaas was the sppear
ance of a repreaeiitatlve from the Bos
ton street-cleaning department, who
paid the full value of tbe damaged
property, which waa $40. This did not
exactly look like bad luck, and was
viewed In the light of a marvel, for
such promptness and dispatch upon the
psrt of a municipality bad never be
fore been beard of.
Some time thereafter the company ,
was playing In a ISew England city
when a gust of wind csught a looking
TgUas that bad been leaned against tbe
wall of tbe theater iu readiness to be
carried tuslde, and smashed It Into
bits. Again great fear assailed Mlaa
Crosman's company, but, as before, tbe
consequences were good Instead of
evil, for the engagement In this par
ticular town proved to be the largest
In the history of the local theater.
8oon tbe third mirror was broken, and
aa before some good luck befell. Then
tbe members of Miss Crosman's com
pany took heart and began to assure
themselves that It was lucky for them
to smash a looking-glass. It Is a con
spicuous fact that every looking-glass
which has been broken In Mbw Cros
man's compauy bas been followed by
some uncommon good fortune. Thus,
Just before tbe recent engagement In
Philadelphia, which In point of receipts
was the biggest ever played by a dra
matic company In this country at sim
ilar prices! 'a large ptcr glaas wss bro
keu as It wss betug taken Into tbe
theater. In Albany alao, last winter,
a looking-glass was smsshed In tbe
theater, and the engagement In that
city la a part of dramatic history, as
the business was tbe biggest on record
and established Albany as a great
theatrical city.
Then, again, juwt before Mlaa Croe
man and her company began their run
In Boston not loug ago, another mir
ror met tbe fate of Its predecessors,
making the thirteenth that had beeu
broken In the company In three years.
The Boston engagement was a brilliant
success, and It was follow! by a New
EnKlacd tour which bas become cele
brated as the most profitable ever play
ed by any dramatic atar In that sec
tion of the country. Not once has any
thing that In any way could be regard
ed ss bad luck come ou the heels of a
mirror-smashing, while In every In
stance there has been a series of lucky
happenings, until now there Is a
strong suspicion that some of the mir
rors In Miss Crosman's company have
been broken purposely.
Corporations to Control.
It Is believed that In the near fu
ture farms are to be controlled by
great corporations. Iu Missouri re
cently an 8,000-acre farm was placed In
the hands of a company to be man
aged, and this compauy Is now buying
surrounding lands to make a gigantic
farm ranch. In North Dakota tbe
Dali-ymples own a 20,0C0acre wheat
ranch, which Is managed In tbe same
manner as any mercantile establish
ment. The general trend outside of
agriculture bas been toward consoli
dation, and the present captains of
the farming and ranching Industry
have already caught the fever, and
they, too, will perhaps consolidate
their Interests. Whether a unity of
capital will be successful In carrying
on crop and beef production can only
be determined by trials and experi
ence. Competition in farming Is getting to
be more and more intense. The man
who understands tbe soil the best Is
the one who succeeds. Modern farm
ers do not trust to luck In sowing
their crops on fresh soil. They use the
information secured through tbe ex
periment stations, and, ' as a . result,,
each kind of soil now receives the crop
best adapted to Its nature. Crop rota
tion Is followed on every well-regulated
fsrm; fertilization Is a part of the an
nual Improvement.
In Earnest Then.
"X have' noticed," said the off-hand
philosopher, "that a woman will get a
golf dress when she has- no Intention to
play golf."
"That's so," agreed the man with tbe
Incandescent whiskers.
"And," continued the off-hand phil
osopher, "she will get a ball gown when
she cares nothing about dancing, and
a tennis dress when she wouldn't play
tennis for fear she will freckle, and a
bathing suit when she has no thought
of going Into the' water, and a riding
habit when the very thought of climb
ing pn a horse gives her the chills,
and- ,r
"Yes," Interrupted tbe man with the
Incandescent whiskers, "but when she
gets a wedding dress she means busi
ness. Ever notice that?" Judge.
It Is every one's secret . hope that
when the tjme comes for him to hand
his baggage over to Death to be check
ed, be will not be afraid.
An elderly man very much dislikes
o have a flippant young woman cull
jim papa.
Long Hair
Ahaut a vear ato niv hair wa.
coming out very fsst, so I bought
bottle of Ayer't Hair Vigor. It
topped tht falling and made my
hair grow very rapidly, until now It
Is 4S Inches in length." Mrs. A.
Boydstoo, Atchison, Kam.
There's another hunger
than that of the stomach.
Hair hunger, for Instance.
.Hungry,hairj.eedsfood,
needs hair vigor Ayr$.
This Is why we say that
Ayer's Hair Vigor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
Heavy. tl.Mrtle. All
If ruur druggist eannot supply you,
send as one dollar and we will eipreee
you a bottle. He sure aadeive the aarae
Olvours)earestesprseemi'. Address,
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jwn of Newell, la, aud never found aariMos
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A 1 anii.yhlll Co.'. machinery, and mitlliiM of n
pair. carrlMl In stork. We alao furaUh ataaollne
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