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Peculiar To Itself In what it is anil wEat it does con taining the best blood-purifying, alterative and tonio substances and effecting the most radical and per manent cures of all humors and all eruptions, relieving weak, tired, languid feelings, and building up the whole system is true only of Hood's Sarsaparilla Xo other medicine acts like it; no other medicine has done so much real, substantial good, no other medicine has restored health and strength at so little cost.' "I was troubled with scrofula and eatoe near losing my eyesight For four months I could not sea to do anything' After taking two bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla I could see to walk, and Then I had taken eight bottles 1 eould sea as well as aver." , Scsix A. Haib ton. Withers, X. C ; ; Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to euro and keeps the promise. '.: j Garcia Salad. Cut celery, apples and fresh tomatoes ' la thin strips abooV two inches lonjt, ' terve ou , lettuce lea tea with French dressing. A slice ot trnffle on the top adds both to the appearance and flavor. Good llaatekevpiag. . New Danger in Submarine. The recent explosion on the snb tnarine boat Le Francai has revealed a new danger in this type of craft. ' The accident established the fact that in stormy weather oxygen gas escapes from the electric accumulators. ' Slow. Wabash How long did it take, yon to do that picture? French Artist (proudly) I am on gage upon eet for seex months! Wabash Just as I thought. You're dead slow over here. Why, I've saw fellers in Chicago turnin' them things out while ye' wait. The Largest Serpent The largest serpent ever measured was a Mexican anaconda, found to be 37 feet in length. H was measured by Dr. Gardner. i ' Food and Paper. Articles of frod that are damp or juicy should never be left in paper. Paper is simply a compound of rag", glae, lime and similar substances, with acids and chemicals mixed, and when damp is unfit to touch things that are to be eaten. - His Opening. Chnmley How much have yon got in your bank, Johnny? Johnnv I'll have lust a dollars hen yon give me a quarter. New York Son. For Sleeplessness. A Canadian doctor, when called to prescribe for insomnia, always ad viees before drugs are employed a hop pillow instead of feathers. It is made of a thin muslin slip stuffed with hops and hop leaves and sprayed fresh with alcohol every night beore the patient goes to bed. Patience Rewarded. Smith I hear Short, the coal man, has come into a large fortune. Jones Well, he's entitled to it. Smith Oh, he is, eh? Jones Yes. He's been lying in weight for a gooa many years. Want Lawyers to Wear (towns. British county court judges have re ceived a circular from the incorporated law society approving of solicitors be ing desired to wear gowns in court. Charity of the Fair Sex. He Mrs. Fowderleigh certainly has a lovely complexion. She Yes, indeed, and she ought to be very grateful to her husband. He Because why? She Because he buys her every thing she wants. Twa Ever Thas. He There are times when every man likes to refer to himself as an idiot. She Yes, but it always makes him mad if any one else agrees with him. An All the Year MIljlliCTiSrv3, constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produce! stiffness in the muscles and joints, and sometimes the acids thrown off bl MTvIaaT me Diooa seme upon me vaives o- uie heart and ends suddenly and fatally. It won't do to let Rheumatism run on. It is a dangerous disease, and you can never tell where it is going to strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini ments and such things as produce counter-irritation, are soothing and may relieve the pain temporarily, but the polluted, acid blood cannot be reached by external applications. Rheumatism must be treated through 4 the blood, and no remedy brings such prompt and lasting relief as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in the blood, neutralizes the acids, and removes all irritating poisons and effete matter from the system. S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it circil lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits , are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer fe tVS 2 about their case will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience in treating this disease. It contains much interesting information about all kinds of Rheumatism. jj;r swlFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GIL Tee Barred Road. 'There is only one road to succes In life," said tl e man who had made his lucky and retired. "And how thall I know the road?" inquired the budding young man. " Well," replied the man with the lucky', "you right along thU path of adversity, until you reach the first turn to the right." "Yes, yrs." "And you'll find a road barred off with a ga'e and a sign that says, 'No Tresspassing-' Well, that'a it." Her Own Idea. "Yonr danghier," iaid Mrs. Oldias tie after I eing conducted throt gh the newly finished wit g of the magnificent palate occpid by theTtullinvtons, "has euoh a eplendid vocabulary!" "Do you tJ.tt-k n?" her hostess re plied. "Josiah wanted to get her one of them escritoires, hut I made tip my mind right at the trt that a vo axil lary would lot k better in a room far nihe) like heie is even if it didn't cot quite as muth,." ' A Master Craftsman. Ulericus (fervently) Do m t'espa'r my yourg Christian friend. Renum ber there is no od like hopo. Toetfcns (dis.?ainru:l) Is that eo? W l av's the nutte with toap and do? Why, in ilialtH-t I con d tini: in m ar y word yon have a mind to n .mo. Sew York Sun. THE THRF-E dU.NTS. . The tersest ai-anelal intitutit siatreworM are the three greai l.i e ItiMirem-o (inj a- is oi New Yorr. often on', led " I'he Tt r.-e ;ia:it" During 1 2 the coml iued incivase in a.mur.t of insurance in force in Oregon in ttcs ihive Companies was fcajl.liS U. -Tniring the same time the Penn Mutual, o Philadeiptia. made a;r increase ol Il.'-.is,li'x.v There are good reasons for the popularity o' the I'enn Mutual: send tor (roe copyrighted booklet, "How and hy." t-herman A; Harmon general agents, Marquaui building, Portland, Oregon. The Evil of Drink. An Episcopal clergyman of Cintiu nati was being shaved by a barb r who was addicted to occasional spree. Ti e raior manipulator cut the parson's fa -e considerably. "You see, Jackson, that comes from takirg too much drink," said the u an of God. "Yes, sab," replied Jackson, "It makes de tkin very tendah, sah. It do for a fack." Chicago Chronicle. PITA f ernanenny (Sura So fin or nerrooffleae IIO sftsrtim TVneeof rr. SlieeGreat Kem aastorer. Bend for FKEE$i.OOtrlSottino treat, a. Pa.R.11 KuM-Ui. U-rca3UiMuladalifaia.P The American Plan. American Ycnth I have come, sir, to beg your permission to my marriage with your danghter. American Father Has she accepted you?. "Yes." "Has she promised to elope with yon if I refuse my consent?" "Yes." "Jtfless yoo, my children." N. Y. Weekly. DEAFNESS CAS.IOT " BE CURED By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There isony one j way to cure dt-aioess, ana tost is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness ia caused by an In flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed von hate arumDimg sonna or iinper I feet hearing, and when it ia entirely closed I deafness ia Urn result., and unless t tie inflamma tion Can OC warn Ullt ami uin .hoc r.v'iru w iu normal condition, hearing willbe destroyed forever; nine eases out ot leu are caused by catarrh, which Is nothing but au inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deainessfcaused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Care. Send tor circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, a Bold by Druggists, 75c Hall's Family PUla are the best. Singular Statue. There is onlv one statue in Great Britain with an umbrella. This is to be seen at Reading and represents Mr. G. Palmer of biscuit fame standing bareheaded with a silk hat and um brella in hand. Mothers will Cuq Mrs. rVlnsiow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their Shiidren during the teething period. An Insinuation. Green Say, do you know how it feels to be kicked by a mule? Brown No, I don't and what's more, I don't want you to show me. The Reason. Litt!eRollo Pa, why does popcorn pop? Mr. Hennypeck Because, my son, popcorn, like men, doesn't know any better. Round Disease. Rheumatism does not come and go with winter time always; in fact some suffer more during tie Spring and Summer than at any other season. When the blood is charged with Uric Acid, AJkali and other irritating poisons, then the system is in the right condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer. I Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is given various names sucn as acute and chronic, muscular, articular, inflammatory.mercurial and sciatic, but it is the same old acid blood that causes all. Some aic Portland, Ind., Jan. 10, 1903. After being- terribly crippled fol three years with Eheumitism, and having tried well known remedies X could get no relief. .And having read of the wonderful effects of 8. S. S., I concluded to try it, and am happy to say that Z was entirely cured, and am able to work as well as I ever did I cheerfully recommend S. S. S. to all sufferers of this terrible disease, and will say that if they will con tinue the treatment, as per direc tiona, they will find a permanent cure. H. W. SEES. is happily relieved from the discomforts and misery of Rheumatism. S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy, does not contain any Potash or mineral of any kind, and can be taken with safety by old and young. Rheumatic sufferers who write U9 f OLD I FAVORITES A Date- Lallan. Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one nUiht Sailed off In a wooden shoe Sailed on river of crystal light ; Into a sea of devvt "Where are you going, and what do you wlshr The old moon asked the three, "We have come to fish for the herring fish That live In this beautiful sea; Nets of silver and gold have we, Said Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. The old moon laughed and sang a song. As they rocked in the wooden shoe And the wind that sped them all nlgnt long Kuffled the waves of dew; The little star were the herring-fish That lived in that beautiful sea; "Now east your net wherever you never a f card are we," So cried the start to the fishermen three Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. , All night long their nets they threw For the fish in the twinkling foam Then down from the sky came the wood ' en shoo Bringing the fishermen home. 'Twas all so pretty a salt, tt seemed As if it could not be. And some folks thought twas a dream they'd dreamed Of sailing that beautiful sea; But I shall name you the fishermen -three Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. Wynken and Blynken are two little eyes. And Nod la the little head, And the wooden shoe that sailed the 'skies Is a wee one's trundle bed; So shut your eyes while mother sings Of wonderful sights that be. And you shall see the beautiful things As you rock on the misty sea. Where the old shoe rocked the fisher men three Wynken. Blynken, and Nod. Eugene Field. Let Erin Remember. Let Erin remember the days of old. Ere her faithless sona hetray'd her; When Malachl wore the collar of gold Which be won from her proud invader; When her kings with staudard of green unfurl'd Led the Red Branch Knights to dan ger; Ere the emerald gem of the western world Was set in the crown of a stranger. On Lough Neagh's bank as the fisherman strays. When the clear cold eve's declining. lie sees the round towers of other days In the ware beneath him shining! Thus shall memory often, in dreams sublime. Catch a glimpse of the days that are over, Thus, sighing, look through the wares of time For the long-faded glories they cover! Thomas Moore. A MINISTER'S SNAKE STORY. Few Laymen Conld Produce a Better Article in That Line. Dr. Watklns, the veteran missionary, who has just returned from a four months' evangelical trip through the outlying States, tells a strange story of a wonderful snake which he killed In an old, abandoned shaft of a mine down In the State of Guerrero: "My attention was attracted one day " says Mr. Watkins. "by the hor rified cries of an Indian miner who came running toward me. his face ghostly with fright and the perspira tion dripping like raindrops from ha brow. The man rushed up and cast himself at my feet where he l;iy trembling and gasping. As soon as he was able to get his breath he told me that be had been seized by a horrible monster which had suddenly sprung upon him from one of the bidden re cesses of the mine, and that be bud uart-iwly escaped being drawn down In ts embrace. "My curiosity was arousi d and I pro ceeded to the mouth of the shaft wi.b the man as soon as I could Induce b!m to return. We looked down, but In the dease obscurity could see nothing. Drawing my revolver, 1 made the man go down Into the shaft a way, assur ing him that no harm would befall him, as 1 would follow close with my eocked revolver ready for use, "The miner did as I commanded and bad gone down for a number of feet, when suddenly from the dense black ness I saw a huge and Indiscrlbably hideous head with wide open mouth shoot up. The Jaws of the creature were wide open, showing Its sharp fanged teeth, Its mouth looking large enough easily to take a man down at one gulp. "The miner screamed with terror and I feared he would lose his hold and fall, but he clung desperately to the ladder while I thrust the barrel of the revolver full Into the creature's mouth and fired. With a tremendous hiss It dropped its head, and then we saw It was a huge serpent, like unto nothing I had ever heard of before. "As Its struggling body came Into my view I fired again, and the snake, slipping from the ledge on which it bad stretched Itself, fell with a squashy thud to the bottom of the shaft where we could hear It thrash ing about in struggles which momen tarily grew weaker and finally ceased altogether. Then we went below, fastened a rope about the body of the reptile, and hoisted It to the surface. "There was then unfolded before our eyes the most hideous creature man could ever dream of. Its head was like the huge sfone head of a frightful ly carved Chinese dragon. Its body about the middle wis as large as a man's tblgb and Its length was so great that I dare not say how many feet It measured. I very much regret ted being unable to preserve the skin and bring It back for the si tidy of scientists, but I wns compelled to leave It behind." Mexican Herald. There are many hot spots In love let ters at first, btu after a time long be fore the marriage there are but two at the beginning, and Just before the signature. w Fibroid Tumors Cured" Note the result ol Mrs. Pinkham's advice and medicine. " Some time ago I wrote to you de scribing my symptoms and asked your adrieo. You replied, and I followed all your directions carefully, and to day I am a well woman. 1 The us of Lydi I Ptnkham'i Yc-jptuble Compound entirely ex po Hod tho tumor and strengthened my whole system, 1 can walk mile naw. 'Lydta K. rinkham's Vesr tablo Compound is worth flv dol lars a drop. I advise all women who are afll'.ctjd with tumors or female trouble ot an v kind to give It a faithful trial. (Signed) Mia. K. F. Hayes, S53 Dudley St, (Koxbury) ltohtoa. M ass. 133.TO far tit I rlmtimt f atow Mtw ?I:un.l:tH of fold coultl not pttrclia.e such testimony or take the plac of the health nntl happiness which Lydia H. Plnkliam's Vejretftble Compound broucht to Mrs, Hayes. Such testimony should be accepted by all women as convincing evidence that Lvdti 12. Pinkham's Vege table Compound stands without a peer as a remedy for all the distress ing ills of women ; all ovarian troubles ; tumors ; inflammations ; ulceration, falling and displacement of the womb ( backache; irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation. Surely the volume and character of the testimo nial icttcrs we are daily printing ia tha newspapers can leave no room for doubt in the minds of fair people. Pride, Pride does not consist in imagining yourselves better o( cb veer than other peop'e. it is, rather, shown in a sen sitive, irritable' tern er toward others and an undue anzietv t s to their opin ion tl jou. Rev. W. . Fently. "The Klean Kil Kitchen Kind" in the trade mark on sioth which enable you to cook in comfort to a cool kitchen. Authority. There are man who will accept Jose phus and Plutarch and the Greek and Latin authors as truthful his'orians and ret the Bible aside as having nc sutbbri'y. Rev. Dr. bimmons. XVegetaUe Preparalionfor As -siffiilating ttieFoodandRcgula Lrig the 5 toinacte and Bowel 3 of Btp" Promotes Digeslion.Cheerfur nessandResl.Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. lVOT KARC OTIC . yhsaMMs fctiiii mi 1 ftnr Apcrfecl Remedy forConslipa flon , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcrish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YOnK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. V I IBromo-Seltser J I Promptly cures all I J Hle&cl&clhies PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD The Qreat Conditioner and Stock Parte ner. MORSES de Mora Work on Less Peed. COWS give Mors and Richer Milk. HOOS Fatten Quicker If given this Food. Package, OOo and tl.OO. MAKES FIGS GKOW GOOD FOB STUNTED CALVES. , PaossiAN Bbmbdv Co., St. Paul, Minn. Gbxtlbmbn : I have been feeding your Prussian 8tock Food to my thoroughbred swine. It gives them an appetite, and mulcts the pigs STOCK-'OOO Id MaW7"" It 1 ttBvmtma.j ft grow. VUBTLAMD SEED CO., ..Scarcely a Day.. Passes but we are called upon to perform some dl.licult dental operation that is the direct result of neglecting the teeth. We cannot urge too strongly the beneltt and economy of consulting a dentist at the very rirat sign of tooth trouble. At the start these troubles are corrected quickly and at small cost. Our methods are painless and our work guaranteed Both 'phones: Oregon South 'tti; Columbia U69. Open evenings till . Sundays from to ti. is ' f X" i f 11. i ZTZ -- - WISE BROS., Dentists. SSJ PORTLAND, OttSaOX. Tired Out " I wsa very poorly and could hardly get about the house. I was tired out all the time. Then I tried Ayer'a Sarasparilla, and it only took two bottles to make me feel perfectly well." Mrs. N.S. Swln. ney, Princeton, Mo. Tired when you go to bed, tired when you pet up, tired all the time. Why? Your blood is im pure, that's the reason. You are living on the border line of nerve ex haustion. Take Aycr's Sarsaparilla and be quickly cured. IIM S kattla All IrattteM. Aik von- doctor vtial ka think, ot Ayr'f BrMnna. Ho know, all abnut llil. sraa4 ol4 f.mti, motitrias. FwlWw an adtiea aaa W IU S MILS. i. C Avsa Co.. twU, Mass. Warm Aavke. Author Oh, well. If you don't choose to publish ray story I have other Irons In the fire. ' Publisher Oh. you have? If I were you, I'd put thla story In with 'em. Piso a Cure IS a remedv foreoujrhs, oolda and consumption. Try It Price 25 oeuta, tt druggists. A New Life. There Is a new life granted to you by coming In contact with Chrlat. These are things upon which science Is dumb. But In Jesus Christ you have the solution In fact the oniy one ever given since the world began. We are constantly experiencing things we cannot explain. Rev, A. C. Garrett. To Break m Mew Bhoel, Always shaks in Aliens Foot-Kane, a powder. It care's chilblains, damp, sweating, arhlna. wollen (eel. Cure t'orus and Bunions. At all (trnsglitts and shoe store. . Iton't accent any nubatttute. Hample malleit KRC. Address Allen St. Olmstead, l-eKoy. N. V Weather Deaths. There are about 00 deahts yearly In England due to weahter. One hun dred and forty of these are due to cold and the rest to sunstroke and lightn ing. When Snake Poison Is Harmless. Nature seems to have provided that no poUon which acta externally shall have any effect Internally, and vice versa. Thus the most deadly snake venom can be swallowed with impuni ty, the Juice of the stomach prestmiab ly decomposing It and rendering it harmless. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of V TMC CSMTAUR tMHUf, BCW VOeS SITV. w J' For Over Thirty Years CASINH 1 also inca is on siunicu caiTca wun uii-inciurT rcvuii. t, ... r.. ... Veb. Fastlaad, Orsgen, Coast Agents. ir. 1: t. Witt - ' A MIRACULOUS ESCAPt Three Dl Orlsalles Vrlchtausi Off or Trivial Thlasr. A writer la Out lug says that the grlialjr bear, Ilk other ferocious auJ resourceful beasts, has Its superstl- tloiis aide, which Inclines hltu at time to cowardice, and It was an accidental lluy tiion this weakness which eiialilid a hunter, James II. Holiurs, of l'nsa- deita, Cat., to live to tell the following story: la August, lSUtt, Mr. Holme wns chatting with a guide up among the Coast Hauge Mountains, lu San Joaquin Valley, California. As they talked they heard a crackling of twigs behind them. . "1 believe It's deer," said Mr. Holmes. "No," said th guide; but he changtd his mind a momeut later, wbeu the cracking became louder. "They're deer, sur. Look out!" said Holmes, softly. Moth men were then on their feet waiting. Mr. Holme had a rlfl lu his hand, and lis and the guide stood watching the thicket above, them, whence the crackling sound came. As they looked, th ray tios of a grlsaly was protruded through th foliage, ami the meu stepped backward. Mr. Holme Is a crack shot, but he had never had experience with grlxcllcs. However, th nose of the bear made a nu mark, and he ralaed hi rifle to blase away, lis was nearly twenty yards from the bear. Just as he was about to fir there was more crackling of brush, and two other and larger grlasltea thrust their head through the thicket toward th men. Th guldo turned pale. "Don't shoot," he called. Mr. Holme lowered hi rlfl. "ltun for the hill! Ruu for your life!" yelled th guide. Mr. Holme did not catch th Instruc tions to go for the hill but he ran. Near th crest of th hill was a clump of tree, and h mad for them, hop lug to find shelter or a hiding place. The bears, with frightful bellowing, went bounding over stone and chap arral after him, The old male grlsaly was nearest. Just as Mr. Holme felt the hot breath of this bctmt, he resolved to do some thing desperate. He wheeled round quickly, made a last effort to get his gun Into position, and fired. Then ho was knocked down. The bear burled his teeth In Mr. Holme right leg Just below th hip, tearing open the flesh. Th palu was wellolgh killing. Th female then came up and made a vicious simp at bis ribs, but succeeded only In driving her teeth through a pasteboard match bos, which Ignited the matchea. She gave an angry roar, shook her head and snapped at bis face, and he gave his bead a feeble Jerk. It was Just In time. He beard the teeth snap In his face with a sound Ilk the closing of a steel trap. Then be swooned. When he recovered conaclooniicas and, rising, recounoltered the situation, he saw the larger bears, with the cub at their heels, disappearing la the brush. Teep lug over the brow of the hill, be per ceived the guide, who rushed toward him, saying: "Thank God, sir, you're alive! It's the narrowest squeeae I ever saw; there was one chance In a million for jou to escape alive from three grla allcs. The box of burning match. scared them off." A CITY OF EXTREMES. In Bntte, Millionaire Rnb Klbow with Kacaed and llrty Hoboa. Surely no city ever kuew auch ex treme, such contrasts of life, a Butte. Here are millionaire democratically rubbing t lb iws with out-at-heels hobos; for here opportunity, a gambling chance fur wealth, has Attracted both success and failure. Here are college gradu ates, foreign noblemen, Chinamen, Ital ians, Welshmen, and a dozen other na tionalities', with a miserable remnant of the aboriginal Indians, all gathering and fraternizing In this little Isolated city. The chief of police has a check list of six hundred ex -convicts who are residents of the city; but that fact alone Is highly misleading. It does Jus tice to the active better element, for here are no fewer Ihun twenty-eight church orgaaglzntlous, with numerous fine church edHlces, the services well supported, and well attended. Here are crowding saloons, tt Is true, but here are also some of the best equipped of schools, boused In unusually One buildings, a really notable library, a college of mines set on the bleakest of bleak hills without an Inch of lawn or a tree anywhere near It You wllPhenr of the activities of the Woman' Club and the doings of the Theosnpblcal Society, and there are so cial gatherings which differ uot at all In tbe proprieties or In resplendence from those of tbe favored East. On the other band, you will hear, In the same breath, related with no more surprise, as though It were the most common place of Incidents, such a story as this, some of tbe details of which came un der my personal observation: Two prominent young society men having differed over a baseball game, one chal lenged tbe other to personal combat. They drove out to a roadhouse, chose seconds, stripped to the waist In the presence of a considerable company, among which was the father of one of the young men, and fought out their differences with bare fists. Nothing ever seem unexpected In Butte; what ever happens Is so much added to the public entertainment Century. Fan Between Foe.' After General Ben Vlljoeu had cap tured the forts at Helvetia and the 4-7 gun Lady Roberts, his greatest exploit In the Anglo-Boer war, be had a little fun with General Smlth-Donien, which he describes In his recent vol ume of "Reminiscences." "I have been obliged to expel Lady Hoberts from Helvetia," he wrote to the British commander, "this lady be ing an undoslra'ble Inhabitant of the place. I am glad to inform you that she seems quite at home In her new surroundings, and pleased with the change of company." General Smlth-Dorrlen replied In the same spirit and promptly: "As the lady you refer to Is not ac customed to sleeping In the open air,' I would recommend you to try llannel next to the skin." Stiffness and lonesomeness are, after all, tbe two great griefs of old age. S3 ugh i rua TaMa Uowi, vtt I I In lima. a,n.t v dntmnii I I " ... . ' . t ..... . -w Jli1. . I.J Why He's Still ftlagl. SheDo you think two can live as cheaply as one? He Yes; but not so peaceably. Melbourne Weekly Time. Enlistment Signatures. Hofore. a recruit can bo said to have joined the llrltlah army hi nam must b entered u3 times, and that of hi tuipcrtor officer 29 times, la the docu ment required by th war otnee. ! 11 T KLII.KSiON MACIIINLUY CO. Bucceesors te Jo ha Pools. 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