Condon globe., January 22, 1903, Image 4

A PASTOR Wm
SAVED BY PE-RU-NA
Key. H. Stuoenvoll, of Elkhorn, Wis., is pastor of th Evangelical Lotheran
St. John's church of that place. Re?. Stnbenvoll is the pos.'83-r of two bibles
presented to him by Emperor IVilliam of Germany. Upon the fly leaf of one of
the bibles tae emperor htfa written in hia own handwriting a text.
This honored pastor, in a recent letter to the Feruna Medicine Co., of
Colubmos, Ohio, -says concerning their famous catarrh remedy, Pernna:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen: "Lhad hemorrhages of the lungs for a Ion time, and all de
spaired of me. I took Pjruna and was cured. It gave me strength and cour
age, and made healthy, pure blood. It Increased my weight, gave me a
healthy color, and 1 feel well. It is the best medicine in the world. If every
one kept Peruna in the house it would save many from death everv vear."
H. STUBENVOLL. ' J
Thousands of people have Catarrh j If yon do not derive prompt and eat
wbo would be surprised to know it, be- isfaetory results from the use of Peruna
cause it has been called' some other write at once to Dr. Ilartman, giving a
name than catarrji. The fact is catarrh ; full statement of vaur case and he will
is catarrh wherever located; and i b pleaded to give you his valuable ad
another fact which is of equally great I vice gratis.
importance, is thatPeruna cures catarrh I Address Dr. Hartman, president of
wherjver located. (The Hartman Sanitarium, Colu-nbus, O.
Variant Estimates.
"How did that poem of yours tarn
out?"
"Oh," answered the author, "there
was the difference of opinion that usu
ally attends the production of a master
piece. The postmaster insisted that it
was first-class matter and the editor in
sisted that it was not."
has
An Unlucky Number, Sore.
Jack Conrgatnlate me! Mabel
accepted me.
Edith Really? I hope you're not
superstitious. .
Jack So. Why?
Edith Becao.Ee you're the thirteenth
Bha haft ftHfntarf tma eanann T h.1 bm
The Stuart Carnation.
The bright red Passionate carnation
was the flower of the royal house of
Stuart.
Short of Bedclothes.
In some of the smaller Russian hotels
visitors are obliged tc find their own
bedclothes.
A Plain Warning.
There is a passenger steamer on the
Elbe where the warning against speak
ing to the man at the wheel is dis
played in four different languages.
This is the English version: 'To the
helm marine gentleman try conversa
tion not."
THE UPWARD TREND A WORLD MOVEMENT.
NEVER In the history of mnukiml has there been to nearly a world
wide brotherhood as at thin time. In fact, thla may be aUI to be
the distinctive feature of this agi aa compared with former apvs.
Never could bo tunny mcu be culled truly cltlnens of the world.
There is more of a cosmopolitan spirit, more of a boud of uulou
between natlous, more of a universal Interest lu the doing of nwn every
where, than tu auy age of the rvut. We jjre wining to understand each
other better. The spirit of the Occident ts stirring the Orient, while the
wisdom of the Orient la flooding the Occident. Even China Is awakening.
W hatever we may think of the abuses of England's government In India,
lu the end the land of the Hludu will be transformed.
There Is more of a spirit of unity In a religious sense. Christianity Is
being preached In all nations, while Christians themselves are coming to
see the good that exists In all religions. Narrowness In every sense Is pas
Ing out We are coming more and more to see the luterests of all the raws
as Identical. This world-wide upward trend la the distinctive feature nud
the hopeful sign of the present day.
There have been great empires In the past Babylon once dominated all
Western Asia. At a later period Persia exercised the same rule. Then
Alexander, for a short time, made this territory tributary to Maeedon. In a
few centuries Rome wss queen of everything from England to Palestine.
But all these empires were but narrow compared to the world of to day.
They were held together by force. Now the bond Is more of good will and
Interest. Then It was the conquest of all smaller nations by the larger.
Now It ts a democracy of nations. Then, at the most the union took In a
few hundred million people. Now It extends to a billion and a half. Then
there was no cohesive power, no permanent union, no union at all. In fact,,
except that of the sword. Now there Is mutual understanding, trade rela
tions, constant travel, the railroad, the telegraph, the steamship and a certalu
universal good will.
All of this has made a revolution In International relations. Different
-states no longer distrust each other as formerly. Arbitration Is coming
more and more Into vogue. What before was left to the sword Is now
settled by the court.
Herein ts presaged the end of war. It is possible that the world has seen
Us last great conflict If not, one or two more must end the chapter. The
conscience of the nations will no longer permit any great amount of blood
shed. The vast commercial Interests that are now stronger than any ono
or two governments on the globe, will not allow themselvea to be disturbed
by any extended struggles. There will still be, of course, a few little wars
among the smaller and less advanced nations, petty revolutions and the like,
little disturbances on the ragged edges of humanity. These, too, must grad
ually disappear as civilization and consolidation extend their bounds. Bo
It Is not at all the dream of an enthusiast to predict that the present cen
tury will see the Hani ending of war upon the planet
So all the Industrial Injustice, governmental corruption, and moral and
social evils that sectu to flourish, nre rather local In their nature and will
be sloughed oft In time by the healthy body of the whole humanity. These
are transitory eruptions, rather than permanent blemishes. The trend of
the entire race 1s onward and the mighty momeutum of the mass will sweep
out of the way every petty local barrier. The hope no longer lodges In auy
particular nation, but rather In every nation. Even If the Anglo-Saxon
should falter, the Slav, the Teuton, the Latin and the Oriental would move
forward. The falling apart of the entire British empire would uot cheek
the progress for a day. The many smaller streams nre now uniting lu one
great river, whose force Is Irresistible. There may be eddies and becalmed
spaces, but the current sweeps on.
To the man with the larger view no age in history ever seemed so hopeful
of better things as does this. Never were such vast forces lu motion, never
was such rapid progress made. Science. Invention, commerce, religious nud
sociological Investigations, all are Wing pressed more generally -and with
more results than ever before. The wars for liberty have left us with their
blessings. Never did labor produce so abundantly, never were the comforts
of life more generally diffused. The press is educating the world. The
spirit of truth Is abroad. Inspired by the heights that have been won. the
vanguards are pushing on to still blither heights. Having tasted political
liberty the masses are moving for economic liberty. The picture Is not all
bright by any means, but it ts growing brighter, and the fact that so many
are aware just what produces the dark places is hopeful that the colors
may be better blended andvthe defects removed. Denver News.
fellies
Miss Gannon, SccV Detroit
Amateur Art Association, tells
young women what to do to
avoid pain and suffering caused
by female troubles.
" I can conscientiously recommend
Lyrtirt I I'lnkham's Vegetable
Compound to those of my sisters
suffering with female weaknemi and
the troubles which so often befall
women. I Mtffered for mouths with
general weakness and felt so weary
that I had hard work to keep up, I
had shooting pains and was utterly
miserable. In uiv dUtres I was ail
vised to u I.ytllrt. K. IMtikhitm's
epctnble Compound, and it was
a red letter day to me when I took the
first dose, for at that time my restora
tion began. In sis weeks I was s
changed woman, perfectly wl! In
every respect I folt so elated and
happy that I want all women who
suffer to get well as I did." Miss
Olll.A. Oamkos, 3S0 Jones 1st., IVtrolt,
Corresponding Seo'y Mich. Amateur
Art Assuolatlon. isooorVfWrfef ef
about Mtr ftimlininu nuwl 6 arWW.
It is clenrly shown In thl
young lady' letter that Lydla I
rinkham's VcjrctnlU Compound
will surely euro the suffering! of
women : and when one considers
that Miss Gannon's letter Is only
one of hundreds which we have, ths
great virtue of Mrs. IHnkham's uiedl
elne must be admitted by all.
When Dots tht Season Open.
Clarence Mtnieshelmer, of the
Stock exchange, who was bemoaning
the exactions Imposed upon the tlino
of an active broker, said that he had
hoped before this to have been In the
Adirondack! shooting.
"It U so long slnco I have had an
outing," remarked Dick llalstod, "1
fear that I am very rusty In my
knowledge of the game laws. When
does the game season open, Clarry?"
Hadn't Tried It.
Mrs. Weddlrt Was that nontleman
who cave you the cigar a friend of
yours?
Wed die I don't know; I haven't
smoked It yet New York Times.
Corn on the Cob.
Not many people have ever had the
chance to eat an ear ol rousted corn on
the cob In the middle of winter. How.
ever, WavlhamsA Kerr Pros., wholesale.
grocers of Portland, had a small quan
tity put up under their MonopMe brand
and had it shipped to them trom the
tats of Maine. The corn Is put up six
or seven ears in a gsllon can and while
it is much higher in price than their
regular Monnpole canninl corn, there
are many who are willing to pay extra
lor such an unusual dainty.
Might Regret It
Mistress Poor, darling little Top-
syl I'm sfrald she will never recover.
Do you know, Bridget I think the
kindest thing would bo to have her
shot and put out of her misery.
Bridget 'Deed ma'am I wouldn t
do that She might get better, after
her killed. Punch.
Chopping Him Off.
The Count (passionately) I lofe
see ver-r-rce gr-r-r-r-ouuu you wbik
on!
The Heiress (coldly) I always
ride! Puck.
Platinum.
Platinum rarely occurs in nuggets,
though once in a while a lump of it is
found ; the biggest on record, about the
sixe of a tumbler, being now preserved
in the Dresden museum. Some time
ago John M. Davidson of Rochester, N.
Y., found the metal in two Meteroitea
an interesting discovery, inasmuch
as it proved that platinum exists in
other worlds than ours.
GARDENS IN THE KITCHEN.
Growing Herb in the Windows for
Winter Use.
American housewives may well take
a lesson from the foreign colonies in
our cities. A walk through one of
those colonies in summer shows many
bad. If the law would only set apart
one day a week for the consumption of
onions and forbid It. under penalty or
fine aud imprisonment-pieferahly liu-prlsonmeut-at
all other times it would
be a boon to the world. .The onion
nater would at least know when
window sills and fire escapes dotted j tak? to the woods and how Ion
Brought Their Seats.
r In the good old times 500 years ago
tnere were no eeats in the Parisian
schools except stools for the teachers.
ice pupils sat on bundles of straw
which they brought along.
Eating Ulcers,
ores
A Constant Drain
Upon the System
And a source of worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those who are afflicted
With, them, particularly so when located upon the lower extremities where
the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the
leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh
melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges.
Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple
boa, swollen gland, bruise or pimple md are a threatening danger always,
because while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this
should make you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par
ticularly if cancer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the
greatest annoyance Because they are
so persistent and unsightly and de
tract from one's appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated
and tainted with the germs and poison
of malaria or some previous sickness,
or excessive use of mercury, are the
chief sufferers from chronic sores and
ulcers. While the blood remains in
this unhealthy, polluted condition
healing issimply impossible and the
sore will continue to grow and spread
in spite of washes and salves or any
superficial or surface treatment, for
the sore is but the outward sign of
some C&nstrtutionar"dWdert a bad
condition of the blood and system,
which local remdies cannot etm-
Sl2 rre?he? thtS,e old f hroaic sores through the Hood. It goes to the
very root of the trouble and counteracts and rm- fm , vSSf .7? It:
ESfnth.r50- Vly taiW up the entirrsystem and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
bdu me system purged ol all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic
sore is soon entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar-
.daPUififr and 5?ie combine and a safe aid permanent cure forThronb
sores and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind lanre or
small, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge.
Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free. .
THE SWJFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA.
Valdoata, 0a., September, 1900.
Swift Bpeciflo Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Sear Sirs: Something- like a risinaT
came oa my Instep, very small at
first, not at all painful, but as It
grew larger and beg-an to pain ma I
' consulted a doctor, but la spits of
all he could do the sore g-ot worse
and beg-an to dlscharg-e; then other
sores cams until the whole top of
my foot was ons large mass of sores
and I could not walk. Then my hue
band, who had been cured of Serof.
ula by the use of S. S. S., said he
believed It would core me. I beg-an
taking- It and eight bottles cured
me; my foot healed up nicely. I be
Ueva Z would have been a cripple
for life but for S. S. 8.
Mas. C. H. KING.
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PORTLAND. OREGON.
with growing herbs. Eren In winter
the green things peep and peer against
the panes. Sometimes the herb pot Is
an old tin can or cracked pitcher. Oft
ener Jt ts a box of handy size, and
somehow the box herbs always seem
the most luxuriant Dill is there, and
mint and fennel, balm, sweet basil,
sweet marjoram, thyme indeed, all
the flavorous tribe. . Parsley may be
bought fresh the year round from the
corner grocer, so It Is seldom seen In
the boxes. It may be that supersti
tion has as much to do with that as
convenience. In the folklore of vari
ous lands parsley root Is endowed with
malign powers. Ill luck comes to who
ever pulls it up save wun me leu
hand walking backward, and to carry
a growing root from one homestead to
another Is a sure Invitation to mis
fortune.
A cook worth the name knows that
green herbs are mnniteiy Deiier tor
seasoning than dry ones, even when
the dry ones are freshly grown. First-
class marketmen also recognize the
fact by offering, along with costly
spring lamb, pots of tender, growing
mint to sauce the roast. One of these
mint pots, properly tended, will grow
for years and supply an ordinary
kitchen. Mint grows rapidly and the
better for frequent plucking. Stalks
should not be allowed to grow more
than six inches high. If they are not
needed nip them off and dry in a shady
place against the time when more mint
may be needed than the pot can fur
nish. This applies also to other herbs.
Aim In plucking to keep them bunchy
and stocky, so as to furnish many
leaves with the smallest modiucum of
stems. Garden-grown herbs are per
mitted to bud before cutting down for
drying, but those In the herb-window
garden would better not exhaust their
strength In the effort to flower.
Kitchen air Is commonly both warm
and moist; hence things grow In it
almost tropically. Give the herbs the
sunniest window. If a box can be set
the whole window length all the bet
ter. One strong clump of each herb
is better than several weak ones. Plant
them zigzag, up and down the sides of
the box. If seeds are sown let It be
In a smaller box, from which the
strongest plants can be set In the win
dow box, which should be a foot wide
and ten Inches deep Inside. Fill with
in an inch of the top with very rich
dirt and give the plants monthly a lib
eral watering with liquid manure. If
that Is out of the question soap suds,
the dirtier the better, should be given
weekly. Pour the suds around the
roots. Keep the green tops clean by
sprinkling with fresh water at least
every other day.
, From such a garden, says the Wash
ington Star, one can gather bouquets
of herbs every day In the year of rich
yet superlatively delicate flavor. Nor
is that all the profit sauces, extracts.
delicious drinks may come from it, not
to mention the delights of watching
and tending a mass of thrifty growth.
to
to
stay tnere.
As for banishing the onion from the
kitchen, that would be a crime. There
nave been poets who bav
Ths Weight of Crowds.
The load which is produced by a
dense crowd of persons is generally
taken at 80 to 100 KHimla per square
foot and is considered to be the greatest
uniformity distributed load for which a
floor need te proportioned.
Unique Mountains.
There are four ualquo mountains in
Lower California two of alum, one of
al uni and sulpiir mixed snd ono of pure
sulpur. It is estimated that in the
four peaks named there are 100,000,000
tons of pure alum and 1,000,000 tons
of sulphur.
Tommy Won.
Two brothers went to the same
school. They wer absent about a
fortnight, and then one returned alone.
"Where is your brother Ihotnatw"
asked the matter.
"flease, sir, he's laid up with a
sprained arm. We were trying to see
which could lean out of the window
fartherest, and Tommy won."
Joe have
BUUg ItS
Reasonably Qood,
Mrs. Dick Did you and
good sport?
praises, bat nerha... ,. h Z.J MicK-weH, w flwn't set any
rhin.n,ii. ..7 T " 1 . . Bame; out we dldn t shoot each other
c juoi us eimiupnr. ror
instance. If you want to crush your
neighbor who resards your dish of
onions with a, supercilious eye. Just
ask him If he knows that the onion
is called "the rose among roots."
Ask him if he knows that "without
It there would be no gastronomic art;"
that "Its presence lends color and en
chantment to the modest dish. Its ab
sence reduces the rarest dainty to
hopeless Insipidity and the diner to de
spair." It Is quite possible that your haughty
neighbor may decline to follow this
hint and may show signs of not being
plunged Into despair pending the ad
dition of onions to his own menu. The
antl-oulonist Is a stiff necked party.
I'roviuence Journal.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bough!
Bears ths
Signature
Couldn't Re Otherwise.
Slim "Who wrote 'Man
Pro
Miss
roses?" "
Miss Antique "Probably some In
experienced young author." New
York Tribune.
r i
It furra So fits r iKWWtwfM
IWtlrti U . iwnf lr SliM'lUMlKKrn
lutnnr. SmuI lu Fit KK J.OOirial ImiIukJ trait
M. Da.a.11 Kuhi.U4.iui AnliSurutlwlvtiW
have
Had Seen Better Days.
Kind lJdy I suppose you
seen better days?
Tramp Ycs'm. One day last week
I got three dinners and ten beers.
Detroit Frco Press.
PLAN TO CHECK PROFANITY.
An anti-profanity league has been
formed at Berthn, Xeb., which Is quite
unique as an organization. The con
stitution provides
that the member
ship shall bo lim
ited to young
women, and that
the chief object of
the league shall
be to stop the
swearing habit
among young
men.
Onion Finds a Defender.
The onion Is one of those strenuous
vegetables about which one cannot be
Indifferent One either yearns for if
with a passionate longing or else utter
ly repudiates It and everybody who
has any trafficking with It
If one never had to take one's onions
at second hand it would not be so
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POSITIVELY CURES
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
Backache
Headache
Feetache
All Bodily Aches
AND'
CONQUERS
PAIN.
M188 KESSLEB.
ing. iwenty-8lx young women have
signed the membership roll thus far.
One enthusiastic member nronospd
She Made Him.
Mrs. Tower Franklv. John Towor. I
The members of think you are the meanest man I ever
the order are to saw.
discourage atten- Mr. Tower I wouldn't say that,
tions from any Gusty; you know you've said hundreds
young man who of times that you have beon the making
Indulges In swear- of me.
Eccentricities of Blue Blood.
Mrs. Ilighup Do you believe that
that the members be prohibited from it that the Emperor William is
speaking to young men who swear, having the milk from his farm at Pots
but this radical Idea was not adopted. dam retailed in Berlin from wagons
xne nrst president of the Anti-profan- Wltn n'8 name printed on them?
ity League Is Miss Florence Kessler
daughter of the proprietor of a de
partment store at Bertha. The secre
tary Is Miss Birdie Carbon.
Mrs. Wayupp-1 shouldn't wonder
It's nothing. Why, even my grand
father did the same thing. New York
Weekly.
Paid Sage lo Jlefuse. Advance of Science.
A SOllCllOr ror a W all Slrppf nnnor "Ml fpfl fnr tha anraloal niuntlnn
had been trying for a long time to se- which is a dangerous one," said the
cure the signature of Russell Sage to eminent expert, "will be $5,000."
an auverusing contract at a cost of
1100 per year, but to no purpose. To
show how diligently he had been work
ing, hoping thereby to induce Mr. Sage
to sign the contract he said:
"I think, Mr. Sage, you ought to fa
vor me with this order, for I have been 1
after you for three years." I
The old financier leaned back In his
chair, thought a moment, says the
New York Times, and then asked:
"How long have you been trying to get
this contract, did you say?" i
"Three years," hopelessly replied the
agent.
. " IUUUD.UU uujmtDi
exclaimed the prospective
Whew I"
victim.
ecutioners hadn't the nerve to charge
over f 10 for their work." Baltimore
American.
100 ltKWAIjl SI OO.
team tUat llirro it al Ut one tliva.lo.1 Uioraw
that acixni-o h brcti able lo re Hi all lu
iar, six) Dial iaoaiarrli. llaD'H alarrh Curt
laibeonljr poaittvorurc known tiitlio uicdira
irairnmy. t alarrb twlnx a ootntilutlniial tlia
t'M, rvqtiirva a CiilutiluiUinal trfalini-MI
Hall' 1'aiarrh Cur ! lakcn Inii'rnalljr, a. ilm
tllrwiljr upon th Mood an.) miiroua mracr.
ul Itio y.l.'lll, Ihrrt-Ujr tli'ilrojrmg Ihft foiimla
mod oi ins tnwair, ami Kiting tlm paliii
ttrrncth by InilMihit nu tlm ron.tltul'on n
tamiins liatur In iloinir tu work. The rn
!rii'iora nr o morn iuu in III rural
owrrs, that thuy offrf Olio ilunirl Hollar
or anr caae that It fella to euro, baud lor lu
H U'timouin. Aii.ir.
, . . K. J.t'tlKNEY 4 CO., Toledo, f
ilall'a tauitl 1'iila are th baat.
Adapted to Flats.
"I see that you have taken up th
vertical system of penmanship. Why
old you do that?
"un, naven t you neardT why. w
are living In a Hat now."
Mothers will End Mrs. fttnstow's Booth
ing Hyrup the best remedy to one tor thcl
iuiiuren uuriug tne teeming period.
Humiliated.
"What's the trouble, Henry?" asked
the wife. "Wasn't tho majority as
largo as you expected?
"I'm not thinking about the clec
tion. Joss,' gloomily replied the
statesman, whose admiring constlt
uenis naa returned him to congress
for another term. "You remember
there Is a brand of a 5-cent cigars
named for me? Well, they're selling
them two for G cents now." Chlcngo
Tribune.
PIbo s Curs t a reined v formus-ha. utliln
anu consumption, xry it. 1'rtce cents.
i aruggiais.
Tough Leather.
A sign on an East Side shon win
aow reaus:
tried Shoes." The merchants
name Is Fried, but he forgot to put a
comma after It." New York Times,
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver PUls.
Must Bear Signature of
m facsimile Wrapper Below.
Hair Splits
"I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor
for thirty years. It it elegant for
hair dressing and for keeping ths
hair from splitting at ths ends."
J. A. CrucnenfclJcr, Crsnifoi k, 111.
H&ir-spiitting snllts
I friendships. If the hair
splitting is Uonc on your
own head, it loses friends
for you, for every hair of
your head is a friend.
Ayer's Hair Vigor In
advance will prevent the
splitting. If the splitting
has begun, it will stop it.
tl.MStallla. AllfmilMt.
It your drueirlal eannol xipply you,
pmt us one dolUr and we 111 iira
yon a loiiiits no anr aim ai
of your tiNtreat etiiraaaonVs, add
ltt anr aud alt the name
Alfclttt).. Lowell. Maaa.
The Low Roof.
Asrum Hardened case is he?
Tufiuit Do wolst evr Did yer
notice how bnldlicudod he Is?
Ascuni Yes.
Tufnut Well, tint's from rldln' so
much In prison vans: It wore all do
hnlr off the top of lils head. I'hlla
dMlnhia Prsaa. ,
JOHN POOLf!. PORTLAND, ORB.
foot ol MorrlKMt htr.at.
Can fTTa ymi the beat bargain' tn Hollers
and Fngluc. U indinllU, I'u in and Imtte.
rat Mai'hltu'nr. WiMvd Hawing Mai hjno a
Specially. K lie Iwlora buying,
HELLO, - EVERYBODY!
father, Mother, Slairr. rtrolhera, Kwoet
luan and l Vi-r lh't yon want a
IHNO, W A KM AND CHAIN, OW OMH Ol'
IJ OWUW linr ' iti. TALK Q11CK,
at time limit l rvnriiary V.iol, l' 4,
'I here la one ol lhrn aifta laylnn In wait
tor aui-.a lucky un. Why not ymi? Kend
J.lc. lor am l" ol gouda and x nU'iilart
Undo Sam's Work Shcps
IIS t.f Uti St.
San I r .uul.ee.
ASX YOUH DtAttU fO& THt
SLICKER
MADt fAMOUS BY A DEPUTATION
(MENDING OVED MOJE THAN
HALF A CENTIDY.
LI
TOWER'3 crmtnti anJ
hdt ars made of ths test
materioJs In bkxk or yellow
I ' Tor oil Kirvu OT Wtl WOTS..
UTWaOION IS CUMARTUD YOU STKI TO
THP. cjr.M nt rut EKU
Ilia. WHOM IIU. I Ml.
A. O. TOWEP CO.. BOiTON. MASS.
vr
n
A Laudable Ambition.
Aunt Have you no serious purpose
in life?
Niece Oh, yes. I want to find a
real wicked man and marry him to re
form him. New York Journal.
Too Realistic Altogether.
Fnnt.liirht And wan tha liahfhnimo
"Then, you gee," continued Mr. Sage, scene realistic?
"I have saved Just 300." I Sue Brette Oh. yes. Thry Lad a
real light house at last night's perform
ance. Yonkers Statesman. ,
vvnen a woman commences to talk
about a sealskin coat, she might as
well buy one. It will be flmnnfr bo. !
assets sooner or later.
The new Idea In men's clothing
seems to be to hare them hang like
gunny sack.
Yr email amd aa eaey
to take mm saga.
FOR HEADACHE,
FOR DIZZINESS '
FOR BlUOUSHESt.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATIM.
FOR SALLOW SKIM.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
oaueturm mu.tiuvi uaiMTuat. J
Cents I Pmretr Yet7aMs.fev4w?
CARTER'S
SPITTLE .
11 PILLS.
JrM. I
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
MBeet
ijj in
UL HtS WHtRtALlELSI
CouKb Syrup. Taatoa Uood.
time. Boia nr oruggina.
a immi
The Food Inspectors
j Would be out of a Job tf all eatables
gj were as pure and bealthy aa
g ...MONOPOLE... I
j) Get Monopole Good of your grocer. St
WADIIAM8 A KERR BK08., I'ackeri
Portland.
TAP
"A lap worm elfhlreu feet loug al
leaat eaiiio on (tan acaue a(ir mr lakliik' two
i,'AS M UK'l'S. TUla I am me hat eauneit mi
bail henllU lor tba imaV three rent 1 am etlfl
taking Caaoar. u. the only oatbarlle uriU ol
DUtlce (ijr aaaailila NMple '
USo, VV. iluwi ss. llalrd. Uiaa.
YGX CANOV
H fiS CATHARTIC a,
S Tsaofatasa sietaTiaio
rieaant. rliai.iP. t'omnt. T..i nn ry.
HwO. No.ar Slokaii. Waan. nr Urlie. Ills. IM Mfe
... CURf CONSTIPATION. ...
"""-t I m.I. CMaa, laiml, l Tw. tU
KO-TO-BAC
Sl1 and (MnraniiHHl hr all droa-
.u wl laii loaaooo Uaola.
Vl rorncurly j
jyr half a century V A
El t
E
Seeds
hare Wn ((rowlnKfamoualnKw
aiiiii ui Kfii.vTrTwnrri., Huui Itf
allomlrm. ISOt HmnI Annual j
k lHHHdfra toallaimllianu. A
1 w . M. rr.HHV A CO. j J
(7t
Costs You Nothing
IflliSHiiierf
Tn'cni'h l o'rt yon net
nu hiiu rur po IiIiik,
anri tMiiiiiuti. S nn oau
K"p It If you want It,
Inn .von cmi itt nil nr It
by iminK Ollt'fn Ilea
Cniiuli Iriopa. Ko. p
a lint In tlit Ihiiiih,
'I'hey tmle nlcf, IikiK
nii'i-, are nlre. M nlo
nr liuni'y unil innilliul.
ti ('riiiii a bux. HUI liy
all ilr.iuu;.!. n4
rintloni'rH. 1'wj iMtxi'a
ai nl by imiil irtmipalil
mi T. t'i'lpi or luo. lu
am in .
Pacific Coast
Discuit Co,
Cortland, Ore.
DIG. GEE HO
WONDCRRJL
HOME
TRI-ATMI'NT
Tula Willlili-rflll Chi
ni'ite ili.ior la raill.rt
urt'iil tifciiiiNO ho unrfa
piMipla wuhoiii Vpi'ru
tlnn 111 lit iiru ulvfii up
lo ilia. 11 curt'a Willi
rLj14 """ wninii-rliil t:ii.
JrCV5-. M n ihh lie liw, riMiiH, hinla.
-i?-7 harka and vani-iiililBa
I'mttViii tllBI n" enilri'ly un-
'iii'i-lii Hub cinniiry. 't li i iiukIi t ! uivol uioa.
harmlOHh rrmeilli'. thin minima ilouinr known
I hv aol Inn ol over tOOdlnVrrnl riiiir1l-a, wlilrli
hmuraHtiiliilly uh' In diSerent dlaraaea. He
Kimriinli'i'a to rino ruiurih, imililna, Iiiiik,
throat, rhi'iiinttllHin, iiervimHiiciiH, iomui,'h.
liver, kldiiK.va, vie. : inui hiiuilrcila or IMllnion
IiiIm, 1'hnrKBn Rioili-inip. t all and ki'h him.
i'Hilpnin out of tht- oily write for uliniUt niul
rlri'iilnra. 8 Mid 4 cent In mumps. l u.NSljL
TA'I'ION FHKK. AUDltliSd.
THE G. GEE WO CHINESE MEDHIME G3.
132, Third St., Portland, Orej-or. i
Se"Meiitiou p.tpir.
MM
P. X, U.
Wo. 4-1903. ,
Tt 'HKIf writing to ad vei tliera pleaae
YV mention this paper.