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HHal Sympathy. "When I was your aT," said Nr. Goldbstra sternly, "I earned my own Jiving." Hit eoa looked uneasy, but was silent. ."Well, have yon nothing to say f jwaolf in that connection?" "N-nothing, Bir, except that I sym pathixe with yon, and congratulate you on the fact that it's all over." Lon don Tit-Bite. Not t p-to-Date, . "Ilia novel was a failure, I under stand." Of course it was." "Why of course?" "Oh, he was ao terribly behind the times." "In what way." "Why, he called his heroine Elisa beth, and everybody knows that that is entirely out of date. We ere now in tie Dorothy cycle of literature, end I have an idee that Josephine ia coming Beit." -Brooklyn Eagle. The Boy Felt Sate. A Brooklyn school teacher, whose scene of labor ia not on the aristocratic Park Slope, recently told one of his boy pupils, who was insubordinate, that he muft behave. "If yon do not do better," said the teacher, "I shall see your father." "Huh!" said the boy, who was only three feet high, "yer will have to take e pick and shovel to tee him. He's dead." New Yoik Times. Te Form Habit. "Poverty is uncomfortable, es I can testify," said James A. Garfield, "but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to e young man is to be toe and overboard and be compelled to sink or swim. In all my acquaint ance I have never known a man to be drowned who was worth the saving." Toe Strong a Negative. "It's pretty hard to select e wife nowadays," remarked Mr. Con Beet; "the average girl of today doesn't know enough." "I've found," replied Mr. Mittens, Philadelphia Record. - ... If Others Only Knew It. Bright Have you heard the latest mother-in-law joke? Dulle There are no mother-in-law jokoal Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. A SURPRISED PHYSICIAN. A Dying Patient Recovers Through the latcrposltloe of e Humble German. Chicago, Kov. 15. Some weeks ago Dr. G , a very reputable and widely known . physician living on C street, was called to at tend a very complicated case of Rheu matism. Upon arriving at the bouse be found a man about forty years of age, lying in a prostrated and serious condition, with his whole frame danger ously affected with the painful dis ease. He prescribed for the patient, but the man continued to grow worse, and on 8unday evening he was found to be in a very alarming condition. The knees and elbows and larger joints were greatly isSamed, and could not be moved. It was only with extreme difficulty that the patient could be turned in bed, with the aid of three or four persons. The weight of the clothing was so painful that means had to be adopted to keep it from the pa tient's body. The doctor saw that his assistance would be of no avail, and left the house, the members of the family following him to the door, weeping. Almost im mediately the grief stricken ones were addressed by a humble German. He had beard of the despair of the family and now asked them to try his remedy, and accordingly brought forth a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil. The poor wife ap plied this remedy. The first applica tion eased the patient very much ; after a few hours they used it again, and, wonder ol wonders, the pain vanished entirely I .Every subsequent applies- lion improved me paueni, ana in iwo days he was well and out. When the doctor called a few days after he was inaeea surprised. Our First Launching. .i - - i . s . , The first vessel launched by the early. American colonists was the Blessing of the Bay, launched in Mas sachusetts bay Jnly 4, 16&1. ironic sores Batinq Ulcers, VSttlX And a source of worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those who are afflicted with them, particularly so when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple md are a threatening danger always, because while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par ticularly if cancer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest annoyance because they are so persistent and unsightly and de tract from one's appearance. Middle aged and old people and those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malaria or some previous sickness, cr excessive use of mercury, are the chief sufferers from chronic sores and ulcers. While the blood remains in this unhealthy, polluted condition healing is simply impossible and the sore will continue to grow and spread la spite of washes and salves or any superficial or surface treatment, for the sore is but the outward sign of some constitutional disorder, a bad condition of the blood and system, which local remdtes cannot cure. 8. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the bleod all the impurities and poisons, and gradually build9 up the entire system and strengthens the siuggisn circulation, blood purifier and tonic combined and sores and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, large oi small, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book on Blood and fakin Diseases free. THE SWIFT BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONS Of America Use Pe-ru-na For All Catarrhal Diseases. eL.,. Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh. Wkm'i Beaaealeml InmIiUm of Cbleas.. Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh, Presi dent Woman's Benevolent Association, of S27 Jackson Park Terrace, Wood lawn, Chicago, 111., says: "I suffered with la grippe for seven weeks and nothing helped me until I tried Perona. I felt at once that I bad at last secured the right medicine and kept steadily improving. Within three weeks I was fully restored." Henrietta A. 8. Marsh. ladapaadoat Order of 6h4 Tejsplara, f YTasblngtom. Mrs. T. W. Collins, treasurer I. 0. G. T., of Everett, Wash., has need the great catarrhal tonic, Peruna, for an aggravated case of dyspepsia. She writes: "After having a severe attack of la grippe, I also suffered with dyspepsia. After taking Peruna I could , eat my regular meals with relish, my system was built op, my health returned, and I have remained in excellent strength and vigor now for over a year." Mrs. T. W. Collins. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give yon his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Never Still. Mrs. Kaggem And do yon love me still? Naggem (wearily) I don't know: I've never bad the chance. Well Trained. Old Lady (to boy who has fetched ber a glass of water) Thank you, my boy; you were very quick about it. Boy That's nothm, ma'am. I'm used to it. I had a job of carrying water to the elephants in a circus. Pick-Me-Up. Great After Dinner Speech. Spunger The best after-dinner speech I ever heard was once when I was out with Goodley. . Winks And who made the speech? Sponger Goodley. He said: "Let me have the check, please, waiter." A Synonym, is a synonym?" "What asked a teacher. riease, sir." ram a lad. "it's a word yon can use in place of another if yon don't know how to spell the other one." An Adequate Supply. "Henpeck has given op smoking eh? That takes a good deal of will power." "Yes. His wife has it." Puck. Safer, Too. Lover One kiss Is worth a hundred letteis. Damsel Oh, you're very sentimen tal. Lover Oh, no. The kiss, you know, can't be introduced in a breach of promise suit. French Like a Native. Merritt Why, I speak French like a native. In conversation with one of them the other day, he asked me if I wasn't born in France. Cora Doesn't that go to prove, my dear, that the French are the politest people in the world? New York Times. Valdosta, Ota., September, 1000. Swift Speciflo Co., Atlanta, 0a. Sea Sirs: gomethlns- like a rising earn on my instep, vary small at first, mot at all painful, hut as it srrew larrar and beg-an to pain au Z consulted a doctor, hut ia spite of all he oonld do the aore got worse and began to diaoharge; than other soras earns until the whole top of my foot was one large maas of soras and X could not walk. Than my baa band, who had been cured of Scrof ula by the use of 8. 8. 8., said he believed It would cure me. Z began taking It and eight bottles oured me; my foot heale d up nioely. Z be lieve Z would have been a cripple for life but for 8. S. 8. una. o. h. Kisra. and when the blood has been purified and the system purged of all morbid. unhealthy matter the healing process begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison ous drugs of any description, but is guar anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a a safe and permanent cure for chronic SPEOIFIO CO., ATLANTA, OA Third-class railway fares In India are loss than a farthing (halt a cut) a uitle. Tea seeds resemble small hasel nuts. They are sown In beds to grow thickly together like cabbage. Bats and their parasites are held re sponsible, by an Italian expert, tor the transmission of plague In some cases. Mrs. Mary A. .Kidder, eighty-two years old, and one of the oldest au thors In 'ew England, continues to write poetry. A Masonic medal has been struck to commemorate the Duke of Con naught's Induction as grand master of English Free Masonry, MaUlda-I think that Frank was wholly disinterested In asking me to be his wife. Uncle GeorgeDisinter ested? 'He was positively reckless. Canadian governmental reports show that, at the present rate ot consump tion of timber for pPr the forests ot the Dominion would supply the world with pulp for 840 years to coma. NUlah, Ga.. has a population of 2.000 people, all ot whom live In tram cars. The town hall consists ot two cars knocked into one, and a church has also been provided by the same de vice. In a Berlin Insane asylum la a pa tient K is said, whose hair changes color with her temperature. When she Is cool and quiet her hair Is a light yellow, but when she Is restless and excited it becomes auburn. Sir William Gordon MacGregor, fourth baronet of bis line, Is an In mate of the workhouse at Leytonstone, a London suburb. The first baronet was sergeant surgeon to George IV. The fourth Is suffering from locomo tor ataxia. Napkins became popular In France sooner than In England. At one time It was customary at great French din ners to change the napkins at every course, to perfume them with rose- water and to have them folded a dif ferent way for each guest The Arabic need In the Koran dif fers as much from the Arabic need In ordinary conversation and Inter course in the East as the Latin differs from the Italian. The Koran Arabic Is that of the literary classes; the col loquial Is that of the common people. President G. Stanley HalL of Clark University, has been studying the al most total absence of Insanity among negroes. He believes It Is because, being newer to civilization, the race has not run through so many differ ent and crucial experiences as the white race. The one poem most often translated Into every language of the civilized and uncivilized world was written by a woman "The Ode to Aphrodite," by Sappho. Shakespeare's works have borne the test of but three centuries; Sappho's have stood through twenty five centuries. Don Emlllo de OJeda, the new Span ish minister, is almost certain to be a great favorite in Washington. He has a distinguished appearance, speaks English fluently, has a wide knowledge of literature and as a painter easily might have made a career. 8enor de Ojeda is, besides, a man of ample for tune. Congressman Robert W. Davis, of Florida, was out bunting south of St Augustine when a large black bear took to hunting him. The Congress man took a shot at Bruin and then fled, but the bear was gaining and the fugitive climbed a tree Just In time to save himself. He remained there several hours before help came and scared away his pursuer. Nikola Tesla, the student of elec tricity, was drawn for Jury duty In New York City, but was excused from ser vice because he is opposed to capital punishment and could not agree to a verdict of guilty, when by doing so he would endanger a prisoner's life. Mr. Tesla does not agree with those who would return a verdict of guilty in a murder case while disbelieving in the death penalty, holding that tbey are not responsible for the law as it stands. William K. Vanderbilt and Grover Cleveland received, respectively, the largest and smallest checks ever issued to Individuals by the United States Gov ernment At one time Mr. Vanderbilt owned $50,000,000 worth of Govern ment bonds, and on this amount drew annual interest of $2,000,000. At the close of Mr. Cleveland's second admin istration it was discovered. In settling up his accounts for salary, that the Government owed him one cent A check for that amount was forwarded to him, and as it has never been pre sented for payment It is probable that the recipient preserves it as a curiosity. The famous French geographer, Ellsce Reclus, who Is now in his seventy-third year, lives at Brussels in great seclusion, the only place where a stranger can meet him being at a vege tarian restaurant where he takes his meals. He has been a vegetarian all his life, and declares that the time will come when Europeans will look on beef -eating with the same horror that we do on cannibalism. One day he came to a friend pale and agitated. "My wife Is deceiving me," he exclaimed; and when his friend looked at him In aston ishment he added: "I have surprised her when she was boiling my spinach In bouillon.'' PROFIT SHARING. Experiment Tried oa a Canadian Street Railway. The adoption of a practical system of profit sharing by the street railway company of Vancouver la an experiment that will be of interest to all who watch the development of our industrial sys tem. The Independent a weekly pub lished in the Interests of organized la' bor In Vancouver, B. C, gives a report of an address by Manager Buntzen, of the street railway company, to a mass meeting of workmen, which was also addressed by President Mahon, of the Street Railway Men's Union of Ameri ca. The meeting shows the harmonious relations existing between the strt railway company and Its employee. The company has voluntarily decided that the regular employes shall re ceive as their share of Its profits one third of the amount available for divi dends after the ordinary shareholders have received i per ceut 'This moans, as estimated, that at the cud ot the first year each employe will receive about $30; at the end of the second year the share will be about $30, and In fire years it will be $100, The uieu will receive the standard union wagea. Manager Ruuttn says that In his opin ion, the Increased interest In the com pany's welfare on the part of the em ployes created by the new system will add so much to the company's success that the shareholders, as welt as the men,' will gain by the Innovation. The .employes' proportion of the profits will be divided equally among them, all being considered as units In making the company's business a suc cess. In addition to this voluntary concession ths company pays as high wages for every class ot work as are paid by other local employers, and, generally speaking, higher wagea. The company also makes certain conces sions In the way of uniforms, light and transportation, that employers In other lines ot business are not In a position to grant It Is customary to look for rocks In the wsy of all such Industrial experiments.' ' Men do not work for low wages, nor under unfavorable con ditions, voluntarily, but because they are forced to do so by the coudltlous of the labor market The model em ployer, the man who voluntarily does more than he Is forced to do, because he sees that there Is something wrong and that the men are entitled to more. Is worthy of all honor. One of the diffi culties of such a scheme Is that employ ment with him acquires an economic value which the workmen may be forced to pay to middlemen or Inter mediaries. Bnt It la time enough to look for such trouble when It begins to de velop. A good relationship and a feel ing of mutual Interest have a value that cannot be accurately estimated In dol lars, and these have been secured al ready by the Vancouver Street Rail way Company.. We may learn some day that an honest desire to do right can cure most of the Industrial evils of mod ern society. Toronto Globe. WHERE WHEAT IS GROWN United Btatee, KoaeU and France the Greatest Bataere In tha World. Some of the great wheat-growing countries are scarcely ever referred to as large raisers of this cereal simply because, needing the grain at home, they export very little. Italy, Germany and Spain, for example, all grow far larger quantities than Argentina or Australia, but we hear little about their wheat because they consume practical ly all of it at home. Much is written about the wheat crops of Argentina and Australia because they are contributors to the general commerce in wheat though, as a rule, twelve countries each produce more wheat than Australia and ten countries surpass Argentina In an nual yield. It would take about all the wheat of Australia to mnke the macaroni that Italy manufactures from her home wheat supply, with a great surplus left for bread. Argentina would have to In crease her product about fivefold to raise the amount of wheat grown In France, which ranks third among the world's producers. It Is easy to forget that France is surpassed only by the United States and Russia in wheat pro duction, for her great crop does not supply her need, and she Is a wheat buying country. A little over forty years ago rye bread was the staple food of the French peasantry, but most of them have since Joined the wheat-eaters, with the result that the people can not raise all the wheat they need. France's average crop la usually about one-third larger than that of In dia, whose wheat seems to attract more attention than France's harvest for no other reason apparently than because in good crop years India Is expected to help supply the deficiency of Europe. Except in famine years India has from 12,000,000 to 85,000,000 bushels of export wheat grown In our winter months, when the climate In the best wheat districts is usually as cool, at least as a Minnesota summer. Though India Is the fourth largest grower, the wheat crop is far inferior in Importance either to the rice of the lowlands or the millet of the drier plateau of the Dec can, these two grains being the great staples of vegetable food. There Is an export tax on rice because the country needs all It grows, but the ability to help supply Europe with wheat bread is a boon to the farmers of the Punjab, for which they have to thank the Sues canal They could not send wheat to Europe as long as It was necessary to double the Cape of Good Hope passing through the. tropics both in the Indian ocean and the Atlantic, but steamship transportation through the canal made a new source of breadstuffs, tributary to Europe, and Indian export wheat Is one of the most conspicuous Illustra tions of the Influence a great ship canal may exert upon the economic conditions of a country. Evolution. Being convinced of the impossibility of supporting his large family at any of the unskilled felonies, .the man bit on the unusual expedient of seeking honest employment. "But," he reflected, "If I seek such employment under my right name, Bill Jones, nobody will hire me, while If I give my name as Hank Smith, say, I shall be Jailed for getting a job by false pretenses. ' Dear me! What shall I do? Oh, I know. I'll Just incorpor ate, and seek employment as the Hank Smith Corporation. Then It's nobody's business what I do." This shows bow much better off ne cessity Is by knowing a little law. Life. Oysters of Artificial Propagation. Investigation has shown that oysters are susceptible of artificial propagation, Just as shad, salmon and otner food fish. Couldn't Corner Hint. Miss Gushing Which do you prefer, Mr. Dashing blondes or brunettes? Jack Dashing Oh, It all depends on the girl I am with. At It Really Was. "Lay on, Macduff! ' cried Macbeth. Macduff was motionless. "What'll he the matter noo?" sai9 Macbeth. "Dinna ye ken that's the cue?" "I was na sure," said Macduff, "whether ye wee Just recht In yer grammor, I thought ye meant 'lie on' an that I wadna stand but It's all recht noo." And the conflict began. now Trust Wa offer One Handred Dollar Reward fri-env eaae el t etterrh utat ean Bet baourad by UaUl Catarrh t'ttra. r. J. OitKNlY A Co.. fror. Toledo, O. We (he andaretgued, have k now a F.J. . baaey tr the ia.t lf rrare, and bltre him perfwiy oaumbie In all btulnea transactions end Sn. mrtally able to carry tmlauy obliteUcM made by their firm. WSxtA Taiut. Wholesale ITanjlets, Tried, WiUUNH Kiinn A Maavtw, Wholesale ln.it, Toledo, a RairsCatauhUare la Ulru InltraaUv.ePilnf directly oatbe blmxt and muooua ur ( theiytiea. Prtoe li pet twuie, Bwld brail drutiit. Tmtntoalalafrv Hail's Family rllla are the beat. Quick Promotion. "I hear your brother Is an assistant bookkeeper" "Yes, indeed. And, do you know, he proved himraU so clever that they've passed him over the first and second assistantships and made him third assistant right off." - DO IT NOW. Wise Bras., the Famous Port la b4 Dent lata. Advise People Not te Neg lect the Teeth. "Do It now," said Dr. W. A. Wine, the great dentist ot the Failing build ing, Portland, Or., the other day speak, ing ot getting one's teeth attended to. The doctor used the widely famous saying of the late Be v. Dr. Maltble V. Babcnck, who put all fashionable New York in a fever of Immediate Intention to do right by simply repeating bis sound advice to always "do it now." when anyone thought ot performing a good act. "The many obstacles that long pre vented people from taking proper rare of their teeth have been almost entire ly removed by modern methods," con tinued Dr. Wise. "The expense is very moderate. The pain Is absolutely nothing. Trosperlty reigns everywhere snd there Is scarcely anyone too poor to afford having bad teeth extracted and serviceable new ones put in. False teeth, as we make them, cannot be told from natural ones, and the wearer can eat about as well as ever after a little practice. Everybody with good teeth should offer up a prayer of thankful ness and go im metl Lately to a good dentist and have the teeth examined so as to be sure there are no beginnings of decay apparent. Take the troubles at their inception and only a little work is necesfary. And at all events, no matter how far teeth troubles have gone, go Immediately and once have your teeth put in per feet order. After that it is an easy matter to watch then and keep them permanently In good order. "The whole sermon Is well summed in Dr. Babcock's words 'do it now.' "We claim that there are no facili ties for dental work in the Northwest superior to what we offer at our offices in the Failing boilidng, Portland, Or. We have thensands of patients and are ready to welcome thousands more." A Matter of Wonder. Mrs. Peck ( who has returned from Niagara) I stood speechless Mr. Peck Wonderful, wonderful I (to himself) I wonder how Niagara did it? Detroit Free Press. Makes Your Liver Lively. A laiy, languid liver keeps yea in bad health all the time. Wake It op to llrely action wlltt ( aararela Candy Cathartic All druggleta, luo, 2SC, 60C. Always. Fa What did you learn at school today, Bobbie? Bobbie I learned to say "Yes, Sir." Pa Are you always going to say "Yes, sir?" Bobbie Yep! Exchange. The Unlucky Thirteen. Prison Visitor Why are yon here, my misguided menu; I Prisoner I'm the victim of the un lucky number 13. Visitor Indeed I How's that? Prisoner Twelve Jurors and one Judge. 11 IV AYegetable Preparationfar As similating the Food andEeguIa ting fteStoiaachs andDcwels of t- Promotes DigeationJCheerfur ness and Rest .Con tains neither .Morphine norMinexaL OXVAllCOTIC. Mx.SmMi jMSjsJjyjssasisjsj. wVWJ Aperfecl Remedy for Cons Itoa Ylon , Sour Stomach,Diarxhoea arid Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK . 1 EL, .Ti.. J - If 1 T n fr EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER. iDn) Long Hair "About a yesr ago my hair wis coming out very faat, to 1 bought a bottle ef Ayer'a Heir Vigor. It stopped the falling and mads my hair grow very rapidly, until now ft Is 45 Inches In length." Mrs, A. Boydston, Atchison, Kans. There's another hunger than that of the stomach. Hair hunger, for instance. Hungry hair needs food, needs hair vigor Aytr'$. This Is why we say that Aycr's Hair Vigor always restores color, and makes the hair grow long and heavy. DM t rt!a. allenoMe, if T"r draft lot cannot supply yen, end ni one duller and we will iprt( yau a battle, Meiareand aletb name treraearateirrMaem-. adilreea, J. CAY EH CO., Lowell, Uu, 5tadlng Up for His Rights. "Get out of herel'.' growled the larvae In the cheese rind, as the weevil sought to make an entrance. "But why' protested the weevil, "there is plenty of room for us both?" "Where's your skipper's license?" asked the larvae, haughtily. Judge. Te Break la New Sheet, Alwara ihake ia Aliens Putit.KtM a nnwAar. tt enrea ebUbtalna, damp, sweating, arhlus, swollen lHt. Durea Coma and buiilun. At all drurf luit atxl shoe aionx, Hun t anwpl any itihaiiiuie. Kampte walled I'UfcK. Addtees Alien S. Oltuatead. UKoy, N.I The Butternut Tree. The butternut la a tree that likes best a rocky and uneven soil, and In whose shade neither shrub nor herb will thrive. The bark Is used as a dye stuff for woolens. The Trath. It we did not think Monopote Spiers to be purer, stronger and more fragrant than any other kind, we would not say so. It is because we Lave examined and compared very closely the Mono pole with every other brand that we are so positive In our statement. All we care to have you do Is to give them a fair trial. The quality of the spices will ao the rest. Your grcoer handles Monopole goods or can got them for you, Wadhami A Kerr Bros., packers, Port land, Or. One More. The conversation tnrned opm people notorious tot telltag falsehoods. "In all my life," says the hostess, "I have never told a fib three times." "Well, that maces the fourth," said her husband, skeptically. Judge. e - . w un. j IK) a v-utw nratu; lurniiiin., wiua and eoniu m pUon. Try it. Price 25 cents, ft. ( ni.r.l.t. WouUa't Lose That Pleasure. "So you never talk about people be hind their backs?" "No," answered the woman, with a grim expression. "If I know anything which wonld annoy a friend, I always tell it in her presence. I wouldn't miss - seeing her embarrassment for anything." -"'Air Uni MhtNk Sit iA IAU.4. Mewuud. Si Bant Umak Srraa. t In time. Hold BT flrnitf late. IT? KEEP YOU SADDLE, . .,, THE ORIGINAL POMMEL SLICKER eiAcafavtuew ry rKviCMj sum V AMD SADDLE Uwrr cataiosuej rttttt drtOWlNS PULL LINft Of 6ARM6NT5 AOTHATl A a TOrVEftCO.rPOSTON.MA35. is For Infant! and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature In Use or Over Thirty Years kav"3 ths eaaraua aaatawnr, new voa eirv. I e mm w . ii MM saw irTsffl , Lmssjsj Liquidity ef the Qermsn Language. Mr. Casey, under the Impression thai the perfuming machine was a phono graph, dropped a cent in the slot and pls'inl the tube to his ear. "Wow I" he eiclalmod suddenly, flinging the tuU from him. "It's t wonder some .one wouldn't Invlnt waterproof records for thhn Com 0r man songs!" New York fun. FITS '""""r "aa -a sw a awwis) H.rflil (.'., i.. flr Kr.H. Nana; Jtafc.ar, SaiMl h rtt KKf J.00lrtat4tta4lS Im, ia.Lu.awa.l4d.aaiaKhsuri)kUiaiaiala Ths Cause ef failure. "What made Jenkins fail?" "Ilia friends say because he didn't lake their advice, and Jenkins says because he did." Detroit Free Tress, Mothers will end Mrs. SAnsiow's Soeta. in Hyrup the beat rotnsdy to use lor their ouudrea during tits twining period. Lucky to Cscspe. "Did Dtggs hats any luck huu.bg Hons In Africa?" "Ycaj great luck." "How?" "Didn't meet any lions." Wash ington Star. JOHN POOUJ. PORTLAND. ORB. Not ol Marrlaaa Sir tat. Can jtva uo tha beat Ursalni la Hollars an4 Fnjlivaa, WlniliuilU, l-umMat Oaua. ral Mai'Mnitrr. M wxl rWtnt Marfcinas a specially, Hra ua twiora buying. I'UHIUMI. St. Helen's School for Girls. Thirty. tlilril rear. CtimmmlloutbullJ. Intra. Moilarn iiipmtnt. Aeadvmlo anil colla prratorf i-otirtaa, S elal courwM la aiu.ia anil art. Ulna, tratwt catatonia. Alt daparluumts will ro pan Panamuar Is. MIH4 KI.KANUR TKIinrm, Prlnoloai ; I IMT TO BUT FGH CASfl Chicken, Duck and Geese foath era. Address M aSh aVaa0Wa1 i u jm ami in m 1 10tkmilOm9tm9trHlBiHt.0e 9 S HiriRir Mil "'"I AWKtae-aure sure f tUtlni. BUI tot Khaumatiam, Mervoua. f i iru, rw, rain m piiaiii i. UUim. iMkti tntl tlrr and fravant mMa. Son.t aln ol th, llla. or fatila f, O. Iki III, l'ufUniiti7lrrn. P.l 3n r raialague vt many uaalul hour huM arttolaa. TAPE WORMS- MA laaa woraa alhtaaj real la( si laaal cauia on tha aoaua altar taking ta CASCAKKTH. Thla I am aura haa aauaail Htr bat! baalta for tba naat thraa yaara. 1 an atlU takln Caaearvta, tba am. catbarllo Wttrlbf 4 euuas bl saoa! iila poopta " viao. w. uowLBs, uairo, miss. Plaamat. Fatatanta. l-iHaat Tula Qnn4. fm wa. naaar e'o.an. n . uc vripa, rue. a. SVa ... CUHI CONSTIPATION. ... 19.Tfl.Rlfi ",d anfarna4ar atlSroa. VIUBAIj aiauMcVUKTubaaaoUaaiar It Costs You Nothing Tnealrh rotdroa trt anifihlii fur no. hlng, tira anoiiirh. au kp It tf yua want It, tint you can (at rid of II by v.ina Uiia.a Ha otiKh Drop. K.ap a hot In tba houaa. Th.y tama nlea, lmk nlcn. Ma nlrai Muta or hoiiay and maiillint, S ('aula a bo I. Hold by all drui and co. fa-llunara. 1 wg boiaa nt by nail poatpaid on racaijn of luo. la aumpa. Pacific Coast Biscuit Co. Portland, Ora. Seeds t plantar! by farm and rordrnar mho haa atouned aiuartninitlna.Tl I para to pay a liiua mora r fur t arry'a arid nap aaraal . marm &t thaharTMU All daalara, I Ot aad Aaaaal iwatpaia ft-a to all appliuauMa D. M. PRRMV A CO Detroit. Mloh, ' Fattens QUICK! Cattle and Hopra for market. Sbortrna fattening period one-fourth. Saves Feed. FATTEST CATTLE. T fad prnmlaa Stock Food but wlntar and turned off tba fairail caula 1 avar bad for tha aam. !fvt of !. Iconaldar Prueaian Stack Food wall worth tha coat I would not be with out It.-O.W. Aaaar, Parker, B. O. enns Tate thread. I ItLIV to tha daalw WHwaaaaaas wnoae naraa appaara Ixilow and trot mpy of tha rK'a A STOcaaur'e Bamu Mooa l'uiilL,A..u nun. i UU t'ortlaud, Ooaat A (ante. . Or., DB. 0. BEE WO WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Tble wonderful Chi nrae doctor le called (real beuauae be euraa people without opera- I V" tlione wonderful Cbl- I ijf jtvn berba, route, butla. I ft 7Wif i I barlte and . tblae liu 'hat are entirely un- iaiiM a'lg.hwiJW known to medical eel enca In ihteeoumry. Through the uil tlione barinleaa remnlle thle famoue doctor know, the aotlon ol over too different remaillpe which heaucceaalully uaea In different dlaraiiea. He guarantiee to cure citturrh, Mihma, lunif, throat, rheumatism. itttrvoumiPM, etomnclt. liver, kidney, etc. ; nua humlrrde of teatlmon. I'haritee moderate, fall and eee him. Tallent out of the our write for blanks and circulars. Sfiid i cents In etnmpe, 'COMttUL TATION FUKK. AUUHliHb THE C. BEE WQ CHIXESE KEDIGIME CQ. 132' Third St., Pnrtland, Oregon. Si-Men it ou paper. x. P. N. V. Mo. 61-1009. HKN wrltlns; to advertleoH pleasa imanUoa Hits paper. fPk CANOV VSw taos ataas ssswrsese g aflitlMIW( f .4b. SHUTS) i niiinStaaMiiiaaallHTiiiniiiii