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Newspaper Page TextCONGRESSMAN VVILBER SAYS (To The Pe-ra-na Medicine Co., of Columbus, 0.) "Pe-ru-na is AH You Claim for It." txYtmJj i 1 5 WfiWi PART II-Chapter V Continued. A STUDY IN SCARLET BY A. CONAN DOYLE. Congressman D. F. Wilber, of OneonU, N. Y.. writes: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio: I,lf.meB-"Per?ulded y ,riBl tHed your remedy and I have ...ui.UU7pvcrcaanerineiiseoiarew bottles. I am fully convinced uvww mui uuuibu iruuoic. ua via r, wuber. r:T'- lr!!:",,',M CI4. in 1899 the Saneerlust ce Mr. C. F. Given, Sussex. N. P.. vice president of the Pastime boating club, writes: "Whenever the cold weather seta in I have lor years past been very sure to catch a severe cold which was hard to throw off, and which woold leave after effects on my constitotion the most of the winter. "Last winter I was advised to try rerana, ana wiinin nve days the cold was broken np and in five days more I was a well man. I recommended it to several of my friends and all speak the mgnest praise for it. There is noth ing: like Peruna for catarrhal aftlic Al. mjL .- a m .... . nuns, it is weu nign lntauiDw as a cure, and I gladly endorse it." C F. utven. A Trm jilaanl Singer Fatae From Lo. f volte. Mr. Julian Weiselits, 175 Seneca street, Buffalo, N. Y., is corresponding secretary of the Sangerlust, of New York ; is the leading second bass of the Sangerlust, the largest German singing soiety of New Tork and also the oldest. 1 Saneerlust celebrated ita nmetn anniversary with a large cele oration in Iew York City. The follow ing is his testimony: ' 1 1 A. A - . . auuui two years ago I caught a se vere cold while traveling and which settled into catairh of the bronchial tubes, and so affected mv voice that was obliged to cancel my engagements. In distress I was advised to try Peruna, and although I had never used a patent medicine before, I sent for a bottle. "Words but illy describe my surprise to find that within a few days I was greatly relieved, and within thsee weeks I was entirely recovered. I am never without it now, and take an oc casional dose when I feel run down.' Julian Weisslets. If you do not derive nromot and Rat isfactory results from the use of Peruna write at once to Dr. Hartanm. srivina a ion statement ol your case and be will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. ; Address Dr. Hartman. president of the Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. umo. . '- Cats Cora Off the Cob. . "I can bite an apple as well as I could when a child, and I can eat corn off the cob as well as any person alive,' said a lady sixty-eight years old and a customer of Wise Brothers, the famous dentists, of Portland, Oregon. She had been fitted with full sets of upper and lower teeth by Wise Broth era, and . was perfectly astonished to ' find that she la now mm wnll mnnlitwl with teeth that she can nse as she was when a litle girl. Wise Brothers have revolutionized modern dental methods, There is no more pain to be feared by people who have their teeth attended to, and the Cost is very moderate. They make a great specialty of crown and bridge work, and even when it is necessary to take out ail of the old teeth and put in full new sets, the result is simply wonderful. The false teeth, of course, cannot be told from natural ones, and the person using them can do everything he, or she, could do with natural teeth. The sets of teeth are made to fit the gums so perfectly that there is no slipping, and the strength of the possible bite is jost like that of a natural healthy Bet of teeth, ; The experinece of the lady customer here related can be yonrg if your teeth need attention. No one can afford to postpone having their teeth nut in or der. No one need suffer a single day longer because they have lost the use of their own teeth. We hope our readers will carefully watch the advertisements of Wise Brothers in this newspaper, and be persuaded to consult this splen did dental institution. A Giddy Insect. "Tour mamma," said Papa Moth to his eldest son, "is the giddiest insect I know." ; 1 1 TT7 1 aft "She is continually attending cam phor balls." Detroit Free Press. FITS anssteeedy Can fits at- wmamm f 1 1 S eftar first Jay's atat Dr. Kliaa'sGraat Nana JUttonr. Send for fB.BE 84.00 tmlbotUsand Ira be. Pa.&iLUufB.Lt4iai4MaSt.Phllliptii,f - For Others to Enjoy. Brown Tou should do something to contribute to other people's enjoyment. Jones I do; I'm always making a fool of myself. New York Press. A Hard Pillow. Weary Willie Modern improve ments may be fine, but they have their araw backs. Tired Traddies For instance:? Weary Willie When a fellow sneaks into a stable to sleep nowadays he finds notning in it but baled hay. Judge. Mothers will Ena Mrs. tVlnslow's Sooth. n? eyrup tbe best remedy to use lor their sauaren aanng tne teething period. He Stays at Home. Mrs. Gosap I suppose you're care- mi to make your husband tell every. thing that happens to him? Mrs. Strongmind Better than that. I'm careful to see that nothing happens to mm.- rnuaaeipbia rress. I do not believe Piso's Cure for Con sumption has an eonal for colds, John F. Botib. Trinity Swiiies. ina., Feb. 15, 1900. His Experience was in Mines. "Did you ever salt sheep?5' asked the farmer of tbe new hired man who came from Colorado. "No," replied the new hired hand. "but I've had considerable experience in salting mines." Ohio State Journal. Differences. A few cents a can is all the difference in price there is between havine a cheap can of fruits or vegetables and having the best there is, i. e., Mono pole. There's a much greater differ ence than tbat In the quality, in the purity and in the contentment that it brings. If you don't know where to get Monopole groceries, write us and we will te:l you. If you do know. don't let him send you any other kind. we are particularly proud of Monopole spices, coffees and Baking powder. Try them. Wadhams & Kerr Bios., Portland, Oregon. In 1905 A. O. Mrs. Uptodate(to maid) Marie, you need not set out the capsules for Mr. Uptodate's dinner. I have received a marconigram that he will not be home nntil 10 o'clock, as his santos-damonto-bile has had a breakdown. Judge. AN OLD SORE Will sour the sweetest disposition and transform the most even tempered, lov able nature into a cross-grained and irritable individual. If impatience or fault-finding art ever excusable it is when the body is tortured by an eating and painful sore. It is truly discouraging to find after months ol diligent and faithful use of external remedies that the place remains as defiant, angry and offensive as ever. Every chronic sore, no matter on what part of the body it comes, is an evidence of some previous constitutional or organic trouble, and that the dregs of these diseases remain in the system; or, it may be that some long hidden poison perhaps Cancer has come to the surface and begun its destructive work. The blood must be purified before the sore will fill up with healthy flesh suvt uic aa.u regains lis natural color. it is through the circulation that the acrid, corroding fluids are carried to the sore or ulcer and keep it irritated and inflamed. S. S. S. will purify and invigorate the stagnant blood when all sediment or other hurtful materials are washed out, fresh rich blood is carried to the diseased parts, new tissues form, and the decaying flesh begins to have a healthy and natural look ; the discharge ceases and the sore heals. Several rears are, tny wife had a ie- S ? S- ia tte only blood purifier ere sore lev and was treated by the best physlolana but received no benefit. Owr drarriet advised her to try S. S. 8., whtoh she did. fourteen bottles cared her and he h as been well ever lines. . B. 2CA&OZJD, B2 Oanal 8t Oohoes, W. Y. a. a. .a . uiea pnysiciani lor wnlch no charge is made. Book on Blood and Skia vuoKiua, , - wht ffPKCiriC CO., AtlAta, Ca, that is guaranteed entirely vege table. It builds up the blood and tones up the general system as no other medicine does. If you have a sore of any kind, write us and P-et the advice of exoerienced and A 1 NOTHtMQSO QOOD TOU CHtCKEta 9 THE PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD n stake Hena lay and Keepa them laying. It cum Roup, Cholera and All , vivobw n uoiiguioni jmng oticm, ana maxei mem grow, rnca zsc and 30c. ' . J wiwm ooniRieDraa oTinr. ana arter losing1 roar aosn I vnr- Jhurfxl Pickwr. of rour FKUHBIAK POULTRY FOOD, which a topped them froi djlrig and I hare constantly kapt it oo baad arar sine. I can recommand UaajustwBatltBMdadia raisins poultry. O. R. UlUQIN, Latan, Wsaa. tOUIXAHD 8ESD OO Fet-tUnd, Or., Coast Agents. In his eagerness he had wandered far past the ravines which were known to him. and It waa no easv matter to pick out the path which he uau lasen. Tne valley In which he found him. self divided and subdivided Into many gorges, which were o like one another that It was Impossible to cistinguisn one from the other. He followed one for a mile or more. until he came to a mountain torrent which he waa sure that he had never seen oerore. Night waa comin on ranldtv inJ It waa almost dark before he at last found himself in a defile which was familiar to him. Even then it waj no easy matter to keep to the right track, for the moon had not yet risen, and the high cliffs on either side made the obscur ity more profound. Weighed down with his burden. and weary from his exertions, he stumbled along, keeping up his heart by the reflection that every step brought him nearer to Lucy, and that he carried Tilth him enough to in sure them food for the remainder of their Journey. He bad now come to the mouth of tne very defile in which he had left inem. Even in the 'darkness he could roc- ognize the outlined of the cliffs wnicn bounded It They must, he reflected, be await ing him anxiously, tor he had been absent nearly Ave hours. In the gladness of his heart he put his hands to his mouth and made the glen re-echo to a loud halloo as a Bignal that he was coming. He paused and listened for an an Bwcr, none came save bis own crv. which clattered up the dreary, silent ravines, and was borne back to his ears in countless repetitions. Again he stouted, even louder than before, and again no whisper came back from the friend whom he had left such a short time ago. A vague, nameless dread came over him, and he hurried onward fran tically, dropping the precious food In his agitation. When he turned the corner, he came full in eight of the spot where the fire had been lighted. There was still a glowing pile of wood ashes there, but it had evidently not been tended since his departure. The same dead silence still retail ed all round. With hia fear, all changed to convictions, he hurried on. There was no living creature near the remains of the fire; animals, man, maiden, all were gone. Bewildered and stunned by this blow, Jefferson Hope felt hla head spin round and had to lean upon his rifle to save himself from falling, us was essentially a man of ac tion, however, and speedily recovered from his temporary impotence. Seizing a half consumed piece of wood from the smouldering fire, he blew it into a flame, and proceeded with its help to examine the . little camp. Tbe ground was all stamped down by the feet of horses, showing that large party of mounted men had overtaken the fugitives and the di rection of their tracks proved that they had afterward turned back to Bait Lake City. Had they carried back both of his companions with themT Jefferson Hope had almost persuaded himself tbat they must have done so, when his eye fell upon an object which made every nerve In his body tingle within him. A little way on one side of the camp was a low-lying heap of red dish soil, which had assuredly not been there before. There was no mistaking it for any thing but a newly dug grave. As the young hunter approached it, he per ceived that a stick had been planted on It. with a sheet of paper stuck in the cleft fork of It The inscription upon the paper was brief, but to the point: JOHN FERRIER. FORMERLY OF SALT LAKE CITY, Died August 4, 1S60. The sturdy old man, whom he had left so short a time before, was gone, then, and this was all his epitaph. Jefferson Hope looked wildly round to see If there was a second grave, but there was no sign of one. Lucy had been carried back by their terriDle pursuers to fulfill hor original destiny by becoming one of the harem of the elder's son. as ne stooa Dy the desolate are .ie felt that the only one thing which could aasuage his grief would be thorough and complete retribution brought by his own hand upon his enemies. His strong will and untiring energy should, he determined, be devoted to that one end. With a grim white face he retraced his steps to where he had dropped the food, and having stirred up the smoldering fire, he cooked enough to last him for a few days. For five days he toiled, footsore and weary, through the defiles which he had already traversed onshore- back. At night he flung himself down among the rocks and snatched' a few hours of sleep; but before day break he was always on his way. On the sixth day he reached the Eagle Ravine, from which they had commenced their ill-fated flleht. Thence he could look down upon the borne of the Saints. Worn and .exhausted, he leaned upon bis rifle and shook his gaunt hand fiercely at the silent, wide spread city beneath him. As he looked at it he observed that there were flags in some of the prin clpal streets and other signs of fes tivity. He was still speculating as to what this might mean, when be heard the clatter of a horse's hoofs, and saw a mounted man riding toward him. As he approached, he recocrnlzzed him as a Mormon named Cowper, to wnom ne had rendered services at different times. He therefore accost ed him when he got up to him, with the object of finding out what Lucy Ferrier's fate had been. "I am Jefferson Hope," he said. "You remember me." The Mormon looked at him with undisguised astonishmentIndeed, it was diflicult to recognize in this tat tered, unkempt wandered, with ghast ly white face and fierce, wild eyes, the spruce young hunter of former days. Having, however, at last satisfied himself as to his identity, the man's surprise changed to consternation. "You are mad to come here," ho cried. "It is as much as my own life la worth to be seen talking with you There la a warrant aa-atnst vou from the Holy Four for assisting the Fer- riers away." i uon rear them or their war rant." Hope said, earnestly. "You must know something of thia matter, Cowper. I conjure you by everything you hold dear to answer a few ques tions, we have alwaya been friends, a-or uous sane, dom refuse to an swer me." "What Is ttr the Mormon asked. uneaany. "Be Quick. The very rocks nave ears and the trees eyes." w hat has become of Lucy Fer- nerr v one was married yesterday to young Drebber. Hold up, man, hold up, you nave no life left In you." "Don't mind me." said Hone, faint. iy. He was white to the very Hps, and had sunk down on the stone against which he had been leanln-. Married, you aayT "Married yesterday that's what mose nags are for on the Endowment itouse. There was some words be iwwsa young ureoDer and young ocangerson as to which was to have her. They'd both been In the nartv iai rouowea in em, and Stangerson had shot her father, which seemed to give him the best claim; but when they argued it out In council, Dreb ber's party waa the stronger, so the prophet gave her over to him. No one wont have her very long, though, for I saw death In her face yesterday. She is more like a ghost than a wo man. Are you off, then?" "Yes, I'm off." said Jefferson Hope, who had risen from his seat His face might have been chiseled out of marble, so hard and so set was its expression, while his eyes glowod with a baleful light "Where are you going?" "Never mind." he answered; and. slinging his weapon over his shoul der, he strode off down the gorge and so away Into the heart of the moun tains to the haunts of the wild beasts. The prediction of the Mormon was only too well fulfilled. Whether it was the terrible death of her father or the effects of the hateful marriage into wnicn sne nad been forced, poor L.ucy never held up ber head aealn. a... a. t . ... . uui piuea away and aied within a month. Her sottish husband, who had mar- rled her principally for the sake of John Ferrier's property, did not af- rect any great grief at his bereave ment; but his other wives mourned over ber, and sat up with her the night before the burial, as Is the Mor mon custom. They were grouped round the bier in the early hours of the morning, when, to their Inexpressible fear and astonishment the door was flung open, and a savage looking, weather- Deaten man In tattered garments strode into the room. Without a glance or a word to the cowering women, he walked up to the white, silent figure which had once contained the pure soul of Lucy errier. Stooping over her, he pressed his lips reverently to her cold forehead and then, snatchng up her hand, ho took the wedding ring from her finger. She shall not be buried In that. he cried, with a fierce snarl, and be fore an alarm could be raised sprang down tbe stairs and was gone. So strange and so brief was the episode that the watchers might have found It bard to believe It themselves or persuaded other people of it had It not been for tbe undeniable fact that the circlet of gold which marked her as having been a bride had dls appeared. , l For some months Jefferson Hope lingered among the mountains, lead ing a strange, wild life, and nursing tn bis heart the flerce desire for ven geance which possessed him. Tales were told In the city of the weird figure which was seen prowl Ing about the suburbs, and which nauntea tne loneiy mountain gorges. once a bullet whistled through Stangerson's window and flattened itself upon the wall within a foot of him. On another occasion, as Drebber passed under a cliff, a great bowlder crashed down on him, and he only escaped a terrible death by throwing nimseii upon bis face. The two young Mormons were not long In discovering the reason of these attempts upon their Uvea, and lead repeated expeditions into the mountains in the hope of capturing or Killing their enemy, but always witnout success. Then they adopted the precaution of never going out alone or after night-fall, and of having their houses guarded. Alter a time tney were able to re lax these measures, for nothing was either heard or seen of their oppon ent, and they hoped that time had cooled his vindictiveness. Far from doing so. it had. if any thing, augmented it The hunter's mind was of a hard, unyielding na ture, and the predominant idea of re venge had taken such complete pos sesion of it that there was no room for any other emotion. Ho was, however, above all things practical. He soon realized that even his own Iron constitution could not stand the incessant strain which he was putting upon it Exposure and want of wholesome food were wear ing him out. If he died like a dog among the mountains, what was to become of his revenge then?. And yet such a death was sure' to overtake him it he persisted. He felt that that was to play his enemy a game, so he reluctantly re turned to the old Nevada mines, there to recruit his health and to amass money enough to allow him to pur sue his object without privation. His Intention had been to- be ab sent a year at the most, but a com bination of unforeseen circumstances prevented his leaving tbe mines for nearly five. At the end of that time, however. his .memory of his wrongs and his cravings for revenge were quite as keen as on that memorable night when he had stood by John Ferrier's grave. Disguised, and under an assumed name, he returned to Salt Lake City, careless what became of his own life, as long as he obtained what he knew to be Justice. There he found evil tidings await ing him. There had been a schism among the Chosen People a few younger matnbt.r of the church Hav ing rebelled Raiit the authority nf tne tunrs. aud tbe result bad been the secession of a certain number of tne malcontents, who had left Utah and become Uentllea, Among these had been Pivblwr and Stangerson, and no one knsw whither they had rone. Rumor roptirted that Drebber had managed to convert a large part of bis property Into money, and that he had departed a wealthy man. while his companion, Stangerson, was com paratively poor. There waa no clow at all, however, aa to their where abouts. Many a man. however vindictive would have abandoned U thought of revenge in the face of such a dif ficulty, but Jefferson Hope never fal tered for a moment, With the small competence he pos sessed, eked out by such employment as be could pick up. he traveled from town to town through the United States In quest of his enemies. tear passed Into year, his black hair turned grtsiled, but still he wan dered on, a human bloodhound, with his mind wholly set upon the one ob ject upon which he had devoted his life. At last bis per8everenc was re warded. It was but a glance of a face tn a window, but that one glance told him that Cleveland, in Ohio, pos sessed the men In whom he was , tn pursuit of. He returned to the miserable lodg ings with his plan of revenge all ar ranged. It cnanred, however, that Drebber, looking from his window, had recognised the vagrant In the street, and had read murder In hu eyes. He hurried before a Justice of the Peace, accompanied by Stangerson, who had become hts private secre tary, and represented to him that they were tn danger of their lives from the Jealousy and hatred of an old rival. 1 That evening Jefferson Hope was taken Into custody and, not being able to find sureties, was detained for, some weeks. When at last he was liberated, it; was only to find that Drebber's houso was deserted and that he and his sec retary had departed for Europe. Again the avenger had been foiled. I nd sgsls his concentrated hatred urged him to continue the pursuit Funds were wanting, however, and for some time he had to return to work saving every dollar for his ap proaching Journey. At last, having collected enough to keep life In hlra. he departed for Europe, and tracked his enemies from city to city, working his way In any menial capacity, but never over taking the fugitives. When he reached 8t. Petersburg they had departed for Paris; and when he followed them thore hs learned that they had Just set off for Copenhagen. At the Danish capital he was again a few days too late, for they had Journeyed on to Ixmdon, where he at last succeeded In running them (o earth. As to what occurred there, we can not do better than quote the old hunt er's own account, as duly recorded In Dr. Watson's Journal, to which we are already under such obligations, Gray? "My hair vtt falling out and tt.,r?i1f, tr,'r ytTf ,M, Ru your Hslr Vigor stopped -the falling and restored the natural color. Mrs. E. Z. llenomme, Cohoes, N. Y. It's impossible for you not to look old, with the color of seventy years In your hair! Perhaps you are seventy, and you like your gray hair! If not, use Ayer's Hair Vigor. In less than a month your ray hair will have all the ark, rich color of youth. SI N S katun, AUeratftats. ym, rS L If year drnrttet cannot nppi end one dIW nrf e will as vott a bottle, lie aure and clve tha name J. C. AVfttt CO., Lowell, UuH r.HtahmlJ Wasm .. 'Pimm Dost on Earth Beranaa n la mad. or Mis haat malarial powIM, saeuy. Tna nianufacturvra alaaolutaljr par 11 lets par rani aiwva Ilia marks, print ui (mi Iratlssaf waatia tlnitwr tot Ilia nnvilaof ml Ini evar and aklinnilnf off Ilia rraain of tha acoa .iocs,, wlili-h Israrriatl tar a to a vaars !. k maklBf np. which maans aa Invsatmsuiia wood stars of asarlyons mlUloa iMIara, atrrv'xtlCU. Wsa-ona are axurpaaaad lut auallly, ptvporUou, Snlsli, sirsa.iu auU Ha rnnnlag. Whr-4aa rhsnoas on any nthsr Whr pk ta tha hsatf A Mnx'IIRt.U , Ltwf st 47 aw rerUMHa aaalUa, ttpoaaoe, Agama Kvarjrwuace. DON'T A5X YOU3 DtAUf fOJ TTC SLICKED MADt fAMOM BY A ETPUTAT10? ACATINDING OVID MOW THAN ItAlf A ClNlUBt TOWCR'3 (pvw.nl and nU are mk of the Ul maUrictta In bho or yeJIow for all klrvla of wat ymri aATOfAOrON IS CUMAKT!! D V TOU STKX TO THE SIGN np Tiff PKH . - - SIM. SMS S. . . A .ivnuisn . . ... w fvumnta .U. DQ3IDH MA3& m II I BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY remand, Oiaaon, founded Uf & Komi School for Bars. iiiiiar) isd Kan.il Trtla!ii. Writs for illustrated CaUlotae, ARTHUR C. ISliWIIX, Principal sanaataa. JOHN PO0LG. PORTLAND, ORB. Feet el Morrtaea Street. 3 you the bent bargain. In Hollers end F.urlnaa. VtlnrttullU, I'ihiii ami liana ral Marhluerr. Wwxt Hawtn. Machine a apeclalty. fee ua twfure tuln. Is- rTalsftwfy Ctmah iinin T auoa UoaL Dae I in lima. ia fcr itrmnri.ts. I ::i a. W. L. DO UCLA! $3 If 3JS3 SHOES EI? I rliird of tha world This is the reason Yv. U nouirhw mnkes and stl!s more nun s 13.00 and 13.60 shoes Uiau any other two manufacturers. W.L. DOUGLAS 84 SHOES ynnriwi Dl EXCELLED. 1st tut MIMk f I.. DJAI1HI. -U.M.IUO.VlMVai fssBOWSsf mm at am. fu . Colt, 11. Aaffoarae. as t,or t.a naad. Caution I eenuloa baTa W. U TOUOLAST a ty jatfsTte? rimztsysr- W. L. DOUQLAS. BROCKTON. MAM. (To be eonunasd.) Mrs. Campbell was Angry. Ex-CoDgressman Tiro Campbell says Mrs. Campbell spoke to him the other day about the advertisement of a but ton lees shirt. "What kind of a shirt is that?" she inquired. "Just like mine." answered the ex- congressman, who, in telling the story, aid Mrs. Campbell didn't speak to him for a week. New York Times. Aa AbseaUMIniled Confession. "I suppose," said tha pat ion to the milkman, "tbat vi n view the coming of winter with feelings of regret." "Indeed I do," answered the milk man. "It is really very hard," goes on the patron, "to find suitable pasture in the cold weather, no doubt?" "Yea; and then the pump freoxea so often." Judge. At Last. (rht landlady waa speaking. llko Why He Rejoiced. "I nnderstand you are soon to re ceive a legacy of $10,000," remarked the victim in the chair. "Yes," replied the barber, "and; I'm glad, if it's only for one thing." "What's that?" queried tlio victim. "When I get it I can retire from business and eat onions for breakfast whenever I feel like it," rejoined the knight of the razor. Chicago News. die Up Agslnst It. Tired Tatters Here's a piece in paper wot's an insult to de profosh. Weary Walker Wot'a it say? Tired Tatters It says dat a feller ortn't ter eat nnthin' v. hen he's tired. Weary Walker Well, wot's de mat ter wid dat? Tired Tatters Wot's de matter wid it? Say, do youse want er feller ter strave to death? Chicago News. How Necessary. , "How did that light opera of yonrs turn outr" asicea tne young composer. "A beastly failure." "What was the reason?" "Well, you see, the stage manager forgot to load down the poor, simple village maidens who tra-la-la through tne piece with silk dresses and pasta diamonds. " -Judge. Mr. Ilarneatorme, how do yoo your eggs?" The tragedian's face relaxed into an expression of joy. "Ilard-boilcdl" ho cried. Until that time people ha 1 wilfully mistaken his bitte. Iialtlmore Herald. The wrl! pouted drugKixt advises you to uho Hamlin's Wizard Oil for pain, for he knows what it has dono. A Bumper Crop. Subbubs You Just ought to see my cropofcornl It's the most promising in ail the Lonesomehnist district." Townley You don't say! If you have more than two messes, don't for get me, will you? Ladles Can Wear Shoes One ill smaller aftrr ualns? Allan's rnnt-Raa. Cures swollen foet, blisters and callous spots and DR.C.GEEY0 WONDERFUL HOMI2 TREATMENT This woniWrul Ckl aw doctor is alias) '! sseause ha aura paonla without onara. lion thai ars (Ivaa as lodla, lis mires with jri'yjt " WumWfiil rn rVK , eaaa hsrhs, roots, btxla, rTVitti barks aua vssatabjiae lllf'la, ' enilrrly an- - 1 knowa la lulir.! .-l. nra In this aaaatrr. 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Is it no a gude bit larger than , though?" queried his friend. Oh, aye, it's a' that; but it's no a bit bigger than the Bailie thocht he was himself." Tit-Bits. His Plan. City Man Yes; we all need a rest once in a while. Farmer So we do, young man. An' if some of you city folks'd foller my plan an' take yer rest from 0 at night till 4 in the morn in' you'd be' a deal better off. Puck. Ambiguous. What I am afraid of." said Mist Prlmley, shaking her head roguishly, "is the man I married would not love me when I am old." "If he loved you when he married you," said Mies Candid, "he would.',' As He Thought. You are in my pew," said Mr. Un. john, stiffly. Then I am sitting in the seat of the scornful," getting out of it with alacrity and taking a seat farther back in the church. Cassell's Journal. Definite Measurement. "Do yon think the world is (rowing any better? "I'm absolutely sure of it," answ ered the monopolist. "Whv. onlv fivA years ago I made only a hundred thous and a year. 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