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Eczema Bow It nd!en U skirt, Itcbes, oom, iSrlet and stale I fom pwplecall it tettr, mlik crust or kit rilrum, Th Ruflprint from It li sometlRrPS fa tenw; local applications ar resorted to tti'y mitigate, but cannot cur. It proceeds from humor Inherited or ac quired and persist until thesa bare been removed. Hood's Sarsaparilla positively removes tbem, baa radically and permanently cured the worst caws, and It without an equal for all cutaneoui eruptions. Iloou'i Fill are laabMteaiWtie. Prices cant . Uki Thsm AIU "This year will be the greatest in onr history." "How do yon know?" "Well, why shouldn't it be? Every other year has been." Indianapolis Newt. Mothers will find Sirs. Wlruiow's Sooth tnp Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during ih teething period. Fearful Theajht A shadow crossed the young man's face. "Can it be that we will make a mistake in marrying?" he queried, anxiously. , ... "How yon frighten me!" ecxlaimed the maid. "Let's have another wed ding rehearse! right away." Philadel phia Kecord. PITS "arnaiteatlr Coraa. Ke t er iiiiwnw lilt )WBrM.4a7'artr.KllM'iGntln Hmtonr. SrorPKBKt. trial twttlruMltnafr aw. Pa.K.aau.LaL.iaailaurhilWM.fai Explained. "It seems to me," said the young housewife, "there's entirely too much water in the milk you serve." "It won't occur again, ma'am," said the foxy milkman. "You see, the farmers' man has been giving the cows too much salt and it made 'em very thirsty. The farmer's got a new man now." Baltimore News. Shake I at Yar Sk Allan's Foot-Kaae, a powder. It earn pninrol.swoe. amanlng, nervous frrt, and Instantly takes (netting out of corns and bunions. At all Drng- IwiBMin, Accept o Hnbstitute. Trial Pack aft J t re. Address, Aliens. Olmated.LeKoy.'N'. V. Stum Laeadry ia Siberia. An American company recently shipped a complete steam laundry out fit to Vladivostok, Siberia. ' It is the first of its kind in that part of the world, and will be capable of handling 4,000 pieces of linen a day, with its washers, its centrifugal wringers and its large mangel. Why suffer yourself, or let others suf fer pain when relief may be had at once by using Hamlin's Wizard Oil. New Remedy. German physicians are applying a new remedy lecithine to the cure of diseases which require treatment of the nerves and nutrition. Lecithine and its compounds are said to have a tend ency to increase weight and growth. The grocer who wants to sell you a Baking Powder of a certain brand be cause it is cheap, generally has very little to say of its quality. . Poor, cheap, alum Baking Powders are worse than none at ail are positively mjuri oca to health. By a chemical analysis, Monopole Baking Powder tests higher in quality and purity than ' any other sold in this country. Try it and if you don't think so your grocer will refund your money. If your grocer doesn't handle Monopole groceries, send his name to Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Port land. . . Easy Problem in High SchoeL To see objects at a distance of 100 miles the observer must be standing at height of 6,667 feet above the level of the sea. The rale is that the dis tance in miles at which an obbject on the earth's surface may be seen is equal to the square root of one and a half times the height of the observer in feet above the sea level, allowance - being made for the effect of atmospheric re fraction. A Sly Dot. Mrs. Woodby (mournfully) Ah, yes, the fire was most disastrous. All our family heirlooms were utterly destroyed an irreparable loss, in fact. Mrs. Peppery The ideal And didn't you have them insurtsti At all? Phila delphia Press. No Money in Bicycles. Of all the bicycle factories in Ger many only six paid dividends last year. Fifteen large factories are on the point of going out of business. Catarrh has become such a common disease that a person entirely free from this disgusting complaint is seldom met with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh aa nothing more serious than a bad cold. simple inflammation of the nose ana throat It is, in fact, a complicated and very dangerous disease ; if sot at first, it Very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated by the foul secretions, and the poison through the general circulation is carried to all parts of the system. Salves, washes and snravs are unsatis factory and disappointing, because they do aot reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S. does. It cleanses the blood of the poison and eliminates from the system all catar rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly and permanently the worst cases. Mr. T. A. Williams, a leadinr drr-e-ood. mer. chant of Spartanburg-, 8. C, writes : a For yean I had a severe ess of Basal Catarrh, with all the disss reeable sf sets which bci belong to and w dlssai hich make life painful and ss. nondurable. I need medicines prescribed by leading physicians ani sad autjrested by numbers ef friends, hut without getting say better. I fhea began te take S. 8. B. It had the dssired effect, a ad cared nts after taklnr elahteea bottles. Ia fay opinion 8. 8. 8. Is the car? audi eiae new ia asa that will effect a perms neat cur vi vaiarrn." is the only purely veg etable blood purifier known, and the great I est of all blood medi cines and tonics, If yon have Catarrh don't wait until it Weenies deep-seated and chronic, but be gin at once tne use of 5. S. 8.. and send sot wui mvum. vu sunn sou osia viaaascs I and write our physicians about yeur case, J - U - Til J M ' tea eniri arcbinw bu., sikssia, bus. science I an" "-v ,js yiventiori Three electrical furnaces of 500 horse power each hare been erected at Ca monlca. In the north of Italy, where the manufacture of ptg Iron by the Stasaano patent will be engaged In, The Chluese court may appoint six foreigners, expert specialists, as au thorities on International law and finance, and on military, naval, parlia mentary, domestic and governmental affairs. South Australia possesses one of those rarely occurring sink-holes, the bottom of which Ilea below the level of the sea. An expedition, led by Pro fessor J. W. Gregory, has started out to Investigate this Australian depres sion, which Is known as the Lake Ejrrs T" I S . ' i - M .V 1 t oaaio. uoe oujet'i ui iu explorers ia to obtain light on the unexplained na tive traditions concerning giant ani mals said formerly to have Inhabited the basin. Not long ago the perfectly preserved body of a man was discovered in a sealed-up cave In the French Pyrenees, where stone waa being quarried. Be side him were some Implements of stone and a drinking cup made of bark. There were also the remains of a fire, and some bones of animals, which fell Into dust soon after belmr exDosed to the air. The body was wrapped In what la probably the skin of a cave bear. The man must have been large and athletic. The Cunard Company has ordered two new ships Intended to excel any hitherto planned In their ocean-going speed. Twenty-five knots, or 28.8 miles, per hour will be the contract speed, to develop which engines of 47,000 horse power will be required. The turbine principle may be employed Instead of engines of the usual form, and this la expected to afford a very desirable ab sence of the vibration which ia so dis agreeable to many passengers In the awlft ships hitherto built Several methods of aDDlvinsr electrici ty to hasten the growth and develoo nient of vegetation have been tested la Germany. One plan Is simply to elec trify the air about the growing plants by passing a current through a system or Darned wires from the points of which the electricity is discharged. An other way Is to submit the seeds to an electric current before they are planted or sowed. Both of these methods are aaid to hare given favorable results, but the best plan yet tried is that of passing a feeble current of electricity through the soiL A market irardener near Patereon, S. J., Is said to have trebled the productiveness of his beds of carrots, beets and other vegetables by sending through them a current de rived rrom the power cable of a trolley line. A Hungarian chemist has discovered thst some of the salt lakes In Transyl vania present the peculiarity of a laver of warm or even hot, salt water, be tween two bodies of colder water. Thus in the Medoc Lake the surface temner- ature In summer Is about 70 degrees, but at a depth of a little more than four reet the temperature becomes 132 de grees, but declines again to 66 de&rees at the bottom. The surface water is fresh, but the warm water beneath Is Intensely saline, and the explanation of the difference of temperature is that, since the specific heat of salt water Is less than that of fresh water, the salt wster Is more easily heated by the sun, and having risen to a higher temDera- rure than that of the overlying fresh water, retains its heat because the fresh water prevents Its escape by radiation. It Is suggested that some use might be found for these natural reservoirs, or a'curnulators, of solar beat DAMAGES WERE RECOVERED. Em ploy ment Bureau Haa to Make Good Loan by Theft of Domestic. One morning a few weeks ago a dentist with a large and lucrative prac- Ice in Paris, awoke to make the very disagreeable discovery that a maid whom he and his wife had engaged some days before had flitted, carrying away with her all the money and jew elry on which she could lay her bands, together with gold which be used for professional purposes, and last, not least a goodly collection of sets of false teeth belonging to or destined for different patients. One of these, indeed, is said to have been the prop erty of a former minister of world wide reputation, w hile it is even assert ed with bated breath that a certain tooth, which had also been annexed by the girl, who Is evidently no respecter of persons, had garnished the mouth of a policeman who Is In such an ex alted position that he acknowledges no superior. Be that as it may, the robbery was extremely annoying, since, besides the loss of the valuables, the worthy dent ist was placed on the horns of a di lemma with regard to some of his most eminent patrons. The maid had been secured by him and his wife at a registry office, by which she bad been warmly recommended as a young woman of the utmost honesty, who had recently come up from the coun try, and was therefore without guile. So her employers Imagined that they had lighted upon a veritable treasure, and great waa their disappointment and Indignation when they realized the extent of the dlaster which had be fallen them. Their wrath Increased when the den tist betook himself to the prefecture of police to report the theft and to stimulate the energy of the authorities. He was shown the photograph of the girl, who had been "wanted" for some time, and with good reason, for, as one official put It "yours is the eighth place which she has cleaned out in this way, and we have been looking for her for months." "But" objected the dentist, "at the registry office, where I picked her up, I was told that she had Just arrived from the country with the best of characters." "WeU. that is a good joke." replied the functionary. "Why, we had sent a photograph to that very house with a note to the effect that we were In search of her, as she had committed seven robberies. They packed the young woman off to you instead of to ua, although we, too, aad a plat for her which, when she la caught she will keep for some time.' On the strength of this disclosure the dentist took legal action agnltiKt this' particular servants' registry orttce, claiming damages to the auiouut of 400. The case has come before the civil court of the Seine, with the re sult that 200 has been accorded to the plaintiff, the judgment setting forth that as these ottlees eujoy a regular monopoly It Is their bomnlcn duty to be careful and not to welcome all the adventurers who may apply to them. Meanwhile, says the Umdon Telegraph's Paris letter, the thief has successfully defied all the exertions which have been made to find her. WIVES AND BEATINGS. Wo as eat Discus the Amount of Abase Their 8x Should Endure. "How much beating should a wife bear before she made up her mind to leave her husbandr was one of the main subjects discussed to-day at the women's conference of the In-IUs-Nanie Society in All Souls' Church, at Madison avenue and CCth street. lu the opinion of Mrs. Louise Seymour Houghton, editor of a religious news paper, the wife should submit rather than leave her husband to be at the mercy of bad influences. Mrs. nougton said that although there were time In the present state of society when a divorce seemed neces sary, a higher and more ideal state would make such a thing impossible. She called attention to the stormy do mestic life of the prophet Hoses, In order to show to what extent one part ner should bear with the Indiscretions and the sins of the other. The sentiments produced a sensation. and there was a murmur of dissent One of those present asked if the woman Injured by an intoxicated hus band should remain with him. Mrs. Houghton said that she had known many noble wives and mothers whose husbands had beaten tbem every Satur day night The speaker said that It would be better for the family If the Injured wife had the grace and the strength of mind, and, above all. the love for her husband, to hold to her family relations. Mrs. Elisabeth B. Grannls suggested that such treatment of a wife on the part of a husband was degrading to the marriage relation, Mrs. Houghton an swered that one soul could not degrade another without that soul's consent She said that she had known In the lower walks of life of husbands who had beaten and ill-treated their wives. and that after all, they had come around all right; whereas. If the wives bad left their lords and masters, the men might have gone Irretrievably to the bad. "What I wish to ask." said Mrs. Ar thur Smith, "is, how long should a wife submit to beating before she leaves her husband?" "Mrs. Houghton, If I understand her correctly," replied Mrs. Grannls, "said there was no limit Now, there was John Wesley, whose wife dragged him around the house by the hair of his head. It seems to me that It would have been more dignified had he resented It" New Xork Correspondence Baltimore Sun. Fatal Mistake. A new member of Congress was very anxious to get upon the good side of Su perintendent Smith of the botanic gar dens, so that some flowers and potted plants might be sent to his home. As every one knows. Smith is a fine old Scotchman, who worships the memory of "Bobbie" Burns, and has probably the finest and most complete collection of editions of Burns' works in the world. When, therefore, the new member went to Smith be resolved to say some thing which would please the lover of Burns. When be entered Smith's li brary be looked with interest upon the books. "I always did love Jimmie Burns' poems," remarked the new member. "1 never saw such a fine collection of his works. I think Jimmie Burns was -) of the greatest men who ever lived." At this point Mr. Smith could contain himself no further. " 'Jimmie' Burns; ' he exclaimed, angrily. "Tommy Wash ington! Sammy Bonaparte; Get out!" And then the new member realized that he had made a mistake. Washing ton Post At an Abnormal Angle. Any one who rests his head on a pil low and bolster while he is sleeping is slowly but surely committing suicide, says a French physician. The only nat ural position for a man while sleeping Is the horizontal one, and the first thing to do in order to accustom one's self to It is to remove the bolster. Within a few months one will be able to sleep much more calmly than ever before, and, moreover, the general health will be much improved. This statement Is not made lightly, but Is the result of long experience. The next step Is to re move the pillow, for not until then will the circulation of the blood be as free as it should be. The pillow and bolster keep the head and neck at an abnormal angle, and consequently the sleeper's entire body remains during the night in an uncomfortable position, and one which Impedes the free course of the blood through the vessels and organs. A Trust There, Too. "But," we say to the Intrepid polar explorer, "do you not fear that you will become depressed for lack of home ties and home customs while in the frozen northr "Oh, I don't know," be carelessly re sponds. "Why, it is very homelike up there. Fresh meat Is quoted at 15 a pound." Baltimore American. In the Campaign. "I believe," said the candidate, "that the State wants me." "Perhaps," replied his friend. "But the voters may refuse to honor a requisition." Atlanta Constitution. "When I die," said a man the other day, "I don't want any one sent for. I don't want a crowd around to see me die, and I want to be buried as quietly and quickly as possible." When you abuse any one, and your listener says nothing when you get through, how flat you feeL If yon work for a woman, you have to earn every cent coming to you. NATIVE OF MARTINIQUE. Eaaprca Josephine, Wife ef Napoleon, Bora There. Of especial historic Interest Is the Ill 's ted Island of Martinique, whose blackened, lifeless ruins tell the story of a fiery visitation exceeding that of Pompeii, It was on this tsl of tropical luxuriance thst the Empress Joseph ine, first wife of N'apoleou Uonaparie, was born in 1753. Her father came from an estate near Blois, France, emigrating to Martalqus and locating In the little hamlet of Trots Ileta, to serve a naval ottlcet under the Marquis de Beauharnals, then in command of the Island, ilet mother, Rose Claire des Verges de San nols. belonged to a family which bad likewise settled In the colonies. A long, low building, set In the midst Of S Dleturennnn and richly Wild growth of wood and tangled shrubbery. .was the bom In which wss born the child, Marie Josephine Rose Tsscher de la Pagerle, destined to one day grace the court of an Emperor. Her days of childhood were spent tn this smiling atmosphere and It was here that the warm, free, generous -Tfc -ri-cSij BIBTBPLA.CX Or JOSKPH1XB. characteristics that made her the re cipient of a nation's homage and love were Imbued Into her nature. She had servanta to attend her every wish from the time she was sble to lisp a com mand. Her life was free from care; there was nothing but laughter and gaiety for the youthful Josephine. She was really a queen before she could talk, aa empress In face before she ever saw the shores of France. But as she advanced In years ber life became more ruffled with the cares and disappointments of the world. When but 16 years of age she was married to the Viscount de Beau harnals in France. The marriage prov ed an unhappy one and the couple were subsequently divorced. In l?9d she became the wife of Na poleon Bonaparte and until be separat ed himself from her to marry Maria Louisa tn ISoO. she followed him In his checkered career with unfaltering love and devotion. Hy her Invariable good ness she won the hearts of the people and even the admiration and esteem of her opponents. When Napoleuu di vorced her, the crowned heads of Eu rope offered her protection and estates, but she remained at her former court of Malmatson until death claimed her In-1814. Her remains now rest in a marble tomb within the church at ItuelL WINDS LIKE A WATCH. In Santa Anna, Cat., Is a man who has built for bis own use an automobile that Is certainly a curiosity. It Is built on the Waterbury watch Idea. Its pro pelling power comes from a huge spring. There are three other smaller springs from which power Is also ob tained It uses oo fuel, and all that Is necessary to get It ready for the start Is to work a lever which winds up the spring. The Santa Anna man has made nu merous excursions on country roads with his curious little machine, aud has never bad a breadkdown. The en tire machine weight but 410 pounds, and It has attained a speed'of fifteen miles an hour on a level road. It Is not good at hill climbing. , The machine will run under ordinary circumstances about ten miles on one winding. The Inventor does not claim that he has made any great discovery, and does not propose to build machines for the market. He built this one for his own use and amusement Are You There? If a story told In M. A. P. be true in all particulars there exists a man who has cause to regard the telephone with an unfriendly eye. It Is related that one evening when Prince of Wales, the King was at a public dinner at which be was to speak. During the meal he told an equerry to send to Marlborough House for a book, to which he wished to refer for a fact The equerry gave the necessary In structions, and the hotel manager rang the royal residence up on the telephone. After he had made himself understood there was a pause of many minutes. He rang again, then again, until at last, losing all patience, he literally shouted: "Are-you there? What In the world do you mean by keeping JIls Koyal Highness waiting? Can you find the book or not?" To his angry expostulations came the quiet answer, "We are very sorry to keep you wait ing; we are doing our best to find the book, which shall be sent on at once. Please tell my father this because he is so particular." Tableau! Hazarding Guess. "They are all talking in Boston about the greatest beauty at their horse show." "Some out-of-town girl, of course. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. Book' Agent (at door) Are you the boss of this house? Henry Peck No; I'm the boss' understudy. Talk to a hundred different men, on any subject, and you will get a hun dred different opinions. MEDICAL EXAMINER Of the United States Treas ury Recommends Pe-ru-na. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical ex aminer (or the U. S. treasury depart ment, graduate of Columbia college, and who served three years at West Point, has the following to say of Pa rana: "Allow ma to express my gratitude to you tor the benefit derived from your wonderful remedy. One short month has brought forth a vast change and I now consider myself a well man after months of suffering. Fellow sufferers, Pcruns will curs you." Peruna immediately invigorates the nerve centers which give vitality to the mucous membranes. Then catarrh die. appears. Then catarrh is permanently cured. . A free book written by Dr. Hartman on the subject of catarrh In Its differ ent phases and stages, will be sent free to any address by Tho I 'e runs Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. Catarrh is a systematic disease cura ble only by a systematic treatment. A remedy that cures catarrh must aim directly at the depressed nerve centers. This is what Peruna does. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peruna write at once to Dr. Hsrtman, giving a full statement of your csxe snd he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of the liarmtan Sanitarium, Columbus, 0. She'll Slnj rUrtsfUr. A charming young lady, who glories in the possession of a wealth of bright auburn-colored hair, is the teacher of a Sunday school class. On a recent abbath the rector made the announce ment of a hymn to be sung, and, rising, waved his hands, and the organ pealed forth. "Now," said he, "ready sing." A small and precocious youth in the young woman's class said: "Why don't you sing, Miss Frisbee?" "Me? Oh, I never sing," replied the teacher, smiling her prettiest. "But," exclaimed the boy, "the minister says you must. Didn't he just say, 'Now, Keddy, sing?"' Smelling salts and numerous other restoratives had to be need to bring the teacher out of her faint. Compnutloa. Ilighblower My first daughter mar ried a poet, my second sn artist, and my third a railroad magnate. Dimpleton And which couple is the most fortunate? "Oh, the first two of them. They are supported by the husband of the third." Life. Surprli. "Were you surprised when I pro posed?" he asked. "Well," she replied,, thoughtfully, "I wis not so surprised that you pro posed as I was that you did not propose on some previous occasions." Chicago Post. The freedom Stemtd Queer. "Of course you were given the free dom of the city?" "Yes," answered the distinguished visitor, "but I had to keep so close to a regular schedule, under the strict sur veillance of so many committees, that it was hard to realize how free I was." Washintgon Star. " "1 "''V'i.. 1 1 1 p. t at'" 4-F 7 -!"," JVr.-Y-rV AYegefable Preparationfor As -similating fUeFoodandRegula ting the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes DigestionCteerful ness and Rest. Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. NOT "NAH.C OTIC. Jkuft if OUEr SAMUEL PnOOR PnyJu Sent' erMMRryPMRW awplri Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa non, Sour Stotnach.Diarrhoea Worms .Corrvulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YOHK. 7T EXACT COPY OP WRAPPER. fltwut la Dag Cellsrs. Dog collars are mads of all sorts ot seini-prectoul stones in effective do aligns. One fanhionabls style Is of many rows of coral beads ,wlth a large clssp of brilliants. A fantastic collar ia of imitation pcarls.wlth a large vampire lkks buckle in front, the wings Wing of odd blus enamel and the eyes of bitting rod stones. Pundenald si aa Inventor. The Karl of Dumlonald, who Is com tng to Canada in command ot the Do minion troops, ,won distinction aa a soldier in South Africa and has given his country sums valuable military in ventlous, notably the Dundonald gun carriage, lis married Miss Winnlfred llraketh. a Welah lintrvaa wlin own a Gwyrch castle, s beautiful place near . i i - Auergeiv. A Medeit Request. An omnivorous reader down in Ken tucky wrote to Senator DUe for a copy ot every document issued sines the government was established. "I am sorry," answered Debotf, "but all tha freight cars hereabouts are busy," Washington Post. Net te b Drewned, Oyer Queer thing shout tha Niagara Falls, isn't it? Myer What's there queer' about It? Oyer There Isn't enough water goes over it to drown the uoiso. Chi cago News. A Wssderlnf River, . V During the taut century ths Chinese Yellow river changed its cmirro S3 times. . Its present mouth Is 600 miles away from its mouth of 1S00. la Memory sf Dr. Johnson, Dr. Johnson's long association with the Ittrand, London, is to be commem orated by placing a beautiful stained glass window in St. Clement Dane's chapel. . THE TWINE 8ITUATION. Market flee Been Advancing snd Price Are Firm. Some idea of the magnitude of the sales of twins may be gained from the fact that during the first nine months ot the current n al year, the value of fiber imports into tho United States was nearly 123,000,000.00. Every man in tho Northwest who has to do with the harvesting of crops is interested in this matter. Many have pursued the old time policy of "waiting" for a break in the prices he fore they buy their twine, but, for many reasons, this year prospects are that prices will remain practically un changed, and certainly not lowered, as as the fiber for this harvest's twine has been already purchased. Some of the largest hm;sa have sold all the twine they will be able to produce for the coming harvest, and are therefore out of the market. In a few instances it is known in the trade that travel ing salesmen and manufacturers have cut wholesale prices in order to induce dealers to enlarge their orders for im plements, etc. Hut this has not been so largely done as in , former years, and probably will not affect general prices at all. Prices have rarely been so firm aa at present; that is to say, there has seldom been so little shading of the established prices. In past seasons at this period, manufnetureresand jobbers complained frequently of cutting by competitors. Just now no complaints of this kind are heard. To sum up the situation there is not in the fiber prices any warrant for re ducing the quotations on twine, and it probably is the best advice that can be given to dealers generally to sugjest that they do not hesitate in buying all the twine they need at the present market price. We note that the sales ot Standard Twine are not nearly so heavy this year as they formerly were. This is only a repetition of all past experience, that when an an article is gotten up to de ceive or in imitation of a better one, it is only a question ot time when it is found out and is forced down to its in trinsic value. STRONGER AND BETTER THAN COMMON HAI.LOCK'S OK ANY OTHER UKRRY ItOX NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX. No Staples. NoTark. Orwne like a paper box, ready (or uae. IMMENSE bUCCliik SAMPLE BOX FREE. IT For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought n Signature Aw In Use For Over Thirty Years tm. eiHTaun oohmw. new vona errv. rf AW aw w t i MB m sf IF Eli Gray Hair "I have used Aytr's Hslr Vigor for over thirty yttrt. It has kept my scslp free from dandruff snd has prevented my hslr from turn "I gray." Mrs. F, A. Souls, Billings, Mont. There is this peculiar thing about Ayers Hair Vigor it is a hair food, not a dye. Your hair docs not suddenly turn black, look dead and lifeless. But gradually the old color comes back, all the rich, dark color it used to have. The hair stops falling, too. SI.M I Write. All draft. If r(ir drurfl.l rannnt etttinlr jrou, Sand tie ena dollar and will iinaai a bottla. Ha aura ami (W th nam tjruiftptMilltf. Addraa, JCAVtR IX)., Lowell, M ess. How It Wei Done. "I'll match you." said tho sporty girl, "to tell whether I'll accept you or not." "Alas,:' repllod tho foxy suitor, "you are more than a match for ms." Thus, by his compliment, h won her. Chicago Post. Might Itevs Bees Wens. . Casey to Csssidy, who has just lost his arm in an accident) Ob, my! Oh, my! but Ol'nl sorry fur ye, man. Cassidy Tut, tut! Shuie, Ol'm in luck. That was the aim Oi was vac cinated on, an' 'twae Jist begiDnln to hurt mo." rhilsdelphls Press. tit Wei Next te the Ceme. "Put not votir trust In riches." said the clerical looking man in tho rusty coat. "I don't." renlled ths humorous- looking individual, "I put my riches in trusts." Exchange. Table Talk. Mrs. Kidder So this Is, really, arti ficial honey. Where does it tome from? Mr. Kidder I understand it is gathered from artificial tloaers by arti ficial liees. Mis. Kidder The l.ie.t! Philadel phia Press. Oaiie Chat Urdo Data. "In these sandy wste," observed the traveler, "the csmtl is indeed In valuable." "Oh, yes," replied tho Arab, non chalantly. "I have heard it referred to as the automobile of the desert." (iotden Penny. Sefe lee. Scared Amateur It the Ice safe, my dear child? Dear Child Oh, yes, de Ice la safe all right, but I don't know wedder you'll be or not. New York Journal. Accounted far. "I don't talk very well, but I think ot lots of bright things sometimes. "That shows you have a good mem ory anyhow." Indianapolis News. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY for tlanil, Oregon. Futiuilad tM ft Homi School for Boyi Military and Manual Tralohg. Writs tor llluttrated Caulottia. ARTHUR C. NEW ILL, Principal Summer Resolutions TAKE TUK tfoeioy Curo Burs relief from liquor, opium and tobacco hablta. tand lor particular, to faalau liietif nta Mood to 4SO Vfllllaina Mercy instiiuis a.... i.i.and. sr. p. n. v . S3-1S0S. W HEM writing to adrartlaara plaaaa aantloa tola paper. LAMBERSON, PORTLAND, OR. 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