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Peculiar
To Itself
In what it is and what it does con
taining the best blood-purifying,
alterative and tonic substances nd
effecting the most radical and per
inanent cures? of all humors and all
eruptions, relieving weak, tired,
languid feelings and building up
the whole system is true only of
Hood's Sarsapariila
No other medicine acts like it;
no other medicine has done so
much real, substantial good, no
other medicine has restored health
and strength at so little cost.
"I iu troubled with scrofula emt came near
lotint iny evesiirht. For tour month. I rould
nol a-e to 1o anything. Alter taking; two ont
tle of Hocd's Sarvaparllla I eonUt - to walk,
and when I nad unfit itht boulea t rouM see
well m Ter." fcrit a. Haimtok, Withers,
K. C.
A Demesne Myttrys
Mr. Binks Something queer abont
BifTkins. He has never once mentioned
his wife.
Mrs. Binks Perhaps he isn't mar
ried. -
Mr. Binks Oh. yes, he is. He
wears out three pairs of alios a ' month
trying to save car fare. New York
Weeklr.
Th Pries af Admiuloa.
The only son had reached the histri
onic period in his career, and was in- ;
dulging in a juvenile edition of "Uncle
Tom's Cabin." His mother's drawing
room was converted into a temporary
theater, and with a view, perhaps, of
playing only to exclusive audiences,
this notice was posted over the door:
"Ladies and gentlemen under 13
years may come in; those that are not
cannot." New York Evening Post.
BEFORE HE TOOK VOGELIR'g
Be Coald Not Touch Mia Wife's Dinners
and They Were "tit far a King."
So writes our esteemed friend, Mr.
Frank Chambers, of 9 Bennett St.,
Ch is wick: "For over two vears I suf
fered agonies from indigestion, and be
came reduced to a mere shadow of my
stalwart pelf. I would return home
from my business feeling so faint that
I could hardly drag one leg after the
other; my dear wife did all she poesi-j
bly could to tempt me with dainty
dishes, and S9 I entered the house I
sniffed and thought: 'Ob, how good; I
know I can eat that.' But alas!
sooner had I eaten a few mouthfnls,
when I felt sick ; severe pains shot
through my chest and shoulder blades,
my eyes swam and everthing seemed
black. I became alternately hot and
cold, and got up from such a dainty
dinner heartily sick of living, and feel
ing I was a sore trial to everybody. I
may mention that I was also very mnch
troubled with a scaly skin, and often
boils. Bnt one evening 1 noticed my
wife seemed more cheerful than usual.
I questioned her and found she had
been reading a pamphlet she had re
ceived, of men afflicted just as I was.
and who had been fared by Vogeler's
Compound. Said she 'What gives me
Auiriu lauu ill Ifc JB luafc IV IS UtttUQ IrOm
the formula of an eminent physician
now in active practice in the West End
of London, so I am sure it is no quack
ming. -Aii rignt, dear, let's have a
bottle,' said I. After taking the con
tents of the first bottle I felt very much
better, and determined to give this
remedy a fair trial, and I can positive
ly assure yon that a few bottles have
made a new man of me. I can sleep
well, eat anything and thoroughly en
joy life. I have told several of my
friends, whom I knew were suffering
the same as myeelf, and they all wish
me to say that they are like new men.
I sincerely bless the great physician
who gave you the formula of Vogeler's
Curative Compound, and also your
selves for making its virtues known to
a suffering public." The proprietors
(the St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd. Baltimore,)
will send a sample free to any one
writing to them.
An Obstacle
"There is always room at the top,
said the Good Adviser.
"Indeed, yes," answered the Unfor
tunate Person, "but the elevator s not
always running."
Rheumatic pains are the cries of protest
and distress from tortured muscles, achinz
Joints and excited nerves. The blood has
t been poisoned by the accumulation of
waste matter in the system, and can no
longer supply the pure and health sustain-
ing iooa wey require. The whole system
feels the effect of this acid poison ; and
not until the blood has been purified and
brought back to a healthy condition will
the aches and pains cease.
Mra. Jane Kelt, of 707 Ninth street, V. B
Washington, D. C, writes as follows t" A few
months ago I bad an attack of 6datlc Rheuma
tism In its worst form. The
pain was so intense that I
became completely pros
trated. The attack was an
unusually severe one, and
bit condition waa regard
ed as being very danger
one. I was attended by
oae of the most able doc
tors in Washington, who is
also a member of the fac
ulty of a leading medical
college here. Hetoldmel
o continue Bis prescnp-' .
tionsand I would get well. After luring It fitted
twelve times without receiving the slightest
benefit, I declined to continue his treatment an.
longer. Having heard of S. S. S.(Swif fa Specific)
recommended for Rheumatism, I decided, almost
la despair however, to give the medicine a trial,
nJer I hod taken a few bottles I was able tc
bobble around on crutches, and very soon there
after had no ue for them at all, S. S. S. having
cured me aound aud well. All the distressing
pains have left me, my appetite has returned
and I am happy to be again restored to perfect
health.
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There are no oniates or
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AN UKCfiOWNED KING.
CECIL RHODES. EMPIRE BUILDER
OF SOUTH AFRICA.
He Was One of tha Moat Maaterfat
Character Sinca tha Dave af Kv
poleoa Ilia Great Achlcresnenta mmi
lit a Greater Asnbltion.
Not since the daj-s of Napoleon bas
clvilSiatiou seeu such a masterful char
acter as Cecil Rhodes, the empire
builder, who died la Cape Town, South
Africa. II possessed a Napoleoulc
ambition, a tltautic energy and a pow
erful Intellect and. like his great pro
totype, the Corsican, he had a supreme
couteuipt for right, justice and hu
manity. Ills was the plotting that em
broiled Great Britain aud the Boers In
the merciless struggle which U drown
ing the Afrtcau veldt In blood. lie It
was who directed the Jameson rati.
Both were tu line with bis ambition
to create a confederate South Africa
under the British flag, and of this new
commonwealth he was to be the head.
It bodes was the son of an English
rector and went to South Africa a
quarter of a century ago for the benefit
of his health. His health was restored
and he made mouey at the Kimberly
diamond mines, ultimately combining
all the varied and warring luterents
under the title of the De Beers Mining
Company, of which he became Presi
dent. In 1XW he became prime minis
ter of Cape Colony and then he em
barked on bis scheme of conquest, lie
formed the British South African Com
pany, a trading and exploring concern,
which was permitted an absolutely
free hand in South Africa. Rhodes
raised the ery of Africa for the Afri
kanders, which gained Dutch support,
while his avowed determination to
paint all of South Africa a British red
appealed to and fired the British imag
ination. He projected the Cape to
Cairo Railroad and crept rouud the
Dutch States of Sooth Africa, boring
his way northward and preempting
league after league of fertile soil. His
C E CIL - J RHODES
soldiers streamed through Bechuana
bind, whi;h he practically wrested
from the Boers. He seized Mashono-
land. His machine euns oiled the
(plain, of Jafabeleland hlgb with dead
0atire8 an,j by 8lmilar argtIulent9 oth.
r-r provinces, the whole being now in
cluded under the general term ltho
desia, came under the sway of the
chartered company, which was identi
cal with Rhodes.
Hia Napoleonic Ambition.
It Is probable that at the beginning
Rhodes conceived only of a British
South African empire. But bis ambi
tion grew and when the Cape to Cairo
Railroad was projected his view em
braced an empire extending from tLe
Mediterranean sea to the Cape of Good
Hope, embracing the lands of the
Tharoahs, the territory of the ifabdl,
the almost unexplored region in which
the Nile has its many sources and on
down beyond the great lakes and
across the veldt to Table Bay. where
the warships of Great Britain tug at
their anchors. Truly a Napoleonic con
ception and a Napoleonic task.
As said, the Infamous Jameson raid
and the war with the Boers were in
furtherance of his daring scheme.
When the Boers were subdued then
Rhodes would resume his empire build
ing without opposition. But he has
died too soon.
Rhodes was enormously wealthy be
fore the Boer war, and although his in
terests suffered as a consequence of
that struggle he Is credited with hav
ing left a fortuue approximating 1100,
000,000. But he never sought wealth
for Itself. He was covetous of th
power that wealth gives and be was
generous with his money. Once he
shocked England during the heat of
the Land League agitation by contrib
uting $50,000 to the Irish Home Rule
fund. When criticised he turned on
his critics, told tbam to study the
American constitution and learn how
" buciu nciiiuu. ae oeiieved in a
vast federation under the British flag,
with the most liberal form of govern
ment in each separate State, and thus
his home rule proclivities were natural
and Inevitable. He was a great ad
mirer of the United States. Its Im
mensity and success attracted him.
Rhodes was simple In his tastes. If
kingly among kings, he was also a
farmer among farmers, and among the
Cape Dutch and Boers such a meta
morphosis is the necessary stepping
stone to the hearts and votes of that
numerous people.
When he was in the Cape Parlia
ment. Mr. Rhodes wore a hat which
was so shabby that it became the sub
ject of newspaper Importance. When
he wag In Rhodesia he donned the old
est suit of clothing in his wardrobe,
and followed the habits of the pioneers
who were settling the country. He
slept in a native kraal when not near
a town, and ate of the same canned
beef, and crackers that his Chartered
Company served to Its mounted police.
Formality bored him, and be would
rather litre a month costless and col
larless In a native kraal with an old
colony story teller than spend half au
hour at a state dinner In the govern
or's mansion.
Rhodes was too strong In character
to stoop to a lie. He shouldered the
full responsibility for the Jameson raid,
and when his friends asked him to be
discreet and guarded In bis utterances,
he replied: "I am not going to He about
it." The conviction and sentence of
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WHOLE TOWN
Go and around a red cedar atumu Is grouped the entire male population of
the town of Sedro, Wash. Sitting aud standing on the top of the stump are 39
full grown nifn and one tittle girl. TWr la ample room on top of thla stump
for all the men in sight, but it placed there some of them would be out of eight.
It ta thoroughly interesting to note that thla huge stump la 100 feet la circumfer
ence, making it a fit associate tor the mighty redwood of California. To give a
good M of the timber growth in the vicinity of this wonderful stump, It may be
stated that there are many stumps In the vicinity of this one that are CO to 00 feet
in circumference.
Dr. Jameson, the leader of the raid,
pained him greatly and drew from him
this biting sarcasm: "What a tribute to
the moral worth of the nation that has
jumped' the world!"
.Rhodes was never married. lie was
said to have been a woman-hater. Any'
way he never had time or Inclination
for the soft side of life. He was proud.
cold, darln?. audacity Itself, and he
hewed toward the goal of his ambition
without a deterring sentiment of either
morals or mercy.
THE PRIEST AND THE SCRIBE.
Sporting- Reporter's Troublea Trying
to veecribc a Lauren Ceremony.
"Que of the most amaxlng things
that I have noticed In the conduct of
newspaper." said a prominent Roman
Catholic clergyman of this diocese In
talking with a Sunday Inter Ocean re
porter the other day, "is the absolute
ignorance of our church matters that
the average reporter detailed to write
of them exhibits. One would suppose
that the papers would select uieu for
such duties who were qualified for the
work by reason of being members of
the church, or who at least had such
general store of Information as to
enable them to approach their assign
ment with the spirit of Intelligence.
The reverse seems, however, to be the
rule.
I am Impelled to make this criticism
by an experience that I had at the
Holy Name Cathedral a short time ago.
There waa an Imposing church cere
monial to take place-in which I was to
take part with scores of other priests
of the archdiocese. A short time be
fore the services were to begin a re
porter for one of the papers came up
to the parisb-bouse for information.
and. seems me there, asked me to tell
him In advance just what was going
to be done. I sat down and he pulled
out his pad of paper and began to take
notes. In my description of the cere
monies I mentioned the acolytes. He
stopped bis writing and looked up at
me with a puzzled expression.
"How do you spell that?" he nsked.
"I told him and be put it dowu. Then
he looked up again and asked:
'"Say, what are acolytes, anyhow?"
"Briefly, I told him what acolytes
are, and then weut on with my descrip
tion of the ceremonies. In doing so I
mentioned that the brothers were to
take a certain part. Again the reporter
looked up and asked:
"'Say, what brthersr
"I gave him a brief explanation of
the brothers, and be took It all in.
When I had concluded he tired another
question at me:
" 'Say, what's the difference between
the brothers and the priests?
"It was now my turn to ask ques
tions, and I did so. 'What is this, any
how? A theological class?' I Inquired.
'What kind of work do you do lor your
paper, young man? Horse races?"
'Mostly sporting,' he answered, not
In the least abashed. 'I never tackled
a proposition like this before, and it is
just so much Greek to me. Sporting
news is pretty dull just now, so they
sent me out on this.'
"He was so frank about the matter
and realized bis own limitations so
well that I couldn't feel angry with
him, and actually bad to laugh at the
bewildered air with which he ap
proached the whole matter. I fixed
him up as well as I could, but never
bad the courage to look at the report
that bis paper printed." Chicago Inter
Ocean.
OWNS THE LARGEST FARM.
Wonderful Records of Thin Year's
Work at Tarkio, Mo.
David Rankin of Tarkio, Mo., owns
the largest cultivated tract of land la
the world. To those who have never
visited a large ranch the. methods nec
essary to carry on the vast amount of
work would seem a great problem.
Mr. Rankin owns fourteen ranches,
containing 22,000 acres; 700 teams and
220 men are required to operate the
daily routine work in the busy season,
while the crops are under cultivation.
Each ranch has an overseer, who Is re
quired to make a monthly report and
to submit the same to his employer.
The records of year's work for 1901
over all the ranches show that a total
of 7,539 head of cattle had been sold
for $ 172,520 and 8,249 head of hogs for
$111,840. The total clearance for the
year amounted to $100,000. The ex
penses, Including Interest, reached the
sum of $91,851.13.
The most profitable ranch Is the one
looked after by Foreman George Ross,
whose yearly report contains the fol
lowing statements: Number of acres,
3,280; cattle, 1,328; net proceeds from
cattle, $44,598.90; hogs, 1,232; cash for
the same, $17,954.19; expense per acre,
$4.39; corn bpught, 98,720 bushels.
Mr. Rankin Is a close observer, says
the Cincinnati Enquirer, and soon picks
out the good qualities of his men. He
is pleasant and accommodating, daring
and energetic, which qualities have
won for him the wealth he now com
mands. Besides bis farms he has an
Interest In several banking concerns,
but to these latter he gives little atten
tion, and spends most of bis time rid
ing over the ranches to see that proper
care Is being given the stock. 'Some
ON ONE STUMP.
times he lends a helping hand to pull
ing a steer from the mud; again he will
assist In building a shed for the fat
tened hogs.
A Diplomatic WaJtroa.
"Jack" Maher. of the Tike Stock
Company, la very fond of eggs, and
when the products of the Industrloua
hen were soaring higher thaa North
ern Pacific stock, be entered a certain
popular-priced restaurant and ordered
some of them boiled. The waitress
wished to inform him that the prices
on eggs had been raised, and aa a pre
liminary remarked:
"Do you want them very bad f"
"I rather think not." Baid Jlaher. "I
should prefer mine fresh. If It's all the
same to you."
The waitress attempted to explain
and blundered the second time.
"I mean do you want them the worst
way?" she queried. . ,
Maner became angry. "Say, do you
think I'm a barnstorming Hamlet or
an antlquat'an on ben fruitt What I
want Is some medium boiled eggs, and
be quick ab"uv it.".
The waltrt j lingered the table cloth
tnd timidly rer.iarked:
"If It'a all '.He same, wouldn't you
rather have ;hem poached?"
"Why?" fiked Maher.
"Well, yea see." responded the wait
ress, "egrs are so high now and the
dealers are so uuscrupulous that we
find that It saves argument with our
customers If the cook opens them In
the kitchen."
Without a word Maher seised his hat
and fled Into the open alr Clnclnuatl
Enquirer.
where Men Eat to Lire.
"The Trappist Monks consider eat
ing to be a necessary evil," sayg John
Ball Osborne in Lipplncott'a March
Magazine, "and curtail It to such a de
gree that one step further would be
suicide. Dinner, to which scarcely 13
minutes Is devoted, consists of a mess
of vegetables boiled in water without
butter or gait and served In a crude
earthenware bowl, a slice or two of
rye bread without butter, and a mug
of milk or water as a beverage. Sup
per Is the barest apology for a meal,
being nothing more than bread and
water. The guest-master did not men
tlon breakfast; If there be such a meal.
It probably consists merely of a glass
of water. A slight relaxation of this
dietary is allowed to Invalids, who
may have two eggs a day, while on
extraordinary occasions, such as a fu
neral feast in honor of a departed friar.
the monks revel in an egg apiece. They
are strict vegetarians, and a Trappist
must be In the very Jaws of death be
fore be will consent to eat meat. How
these poor, untiring toilers can exist
on such feeble food surpasses my com
prehension; and yet I saw Individuals
at Westmalle who had been undergo
ing the rigid regime for half a century.
The majority of the veterans, how
ever, were haggard, sad faced and
gaunt, and bore no resemblance to the
proverbially sleek. Jolly, rotund monks
of the cloister."
The Moon Kept on Shining.
A certain well known Judge was
once violently attacked by a young
and very Impudent counsel. To the
surprise of everybody, the Judge heard
him quite through, unconscious of
what was said by those present, and
made no reply.
After the adjournment for the day
and when all were assembled at hotel
where the Judge and many of the court
folk had their refreshments, oue of the
company asked the Judge why he did
not rebuke the Impertinent fellow.
"Permit me," said the judge, loud
enough to attract the attention of the
whole company, among whom wag the
barrister In question "permit me to
tell you a little story. My father, when
we lived in the country, had a dog, a
mere puppy, 1 may say. Well, this
puppy would go out every moonlight
night and bark at the moon for hours
together."
The Judge paused, as if be bad fin
ished. "Well, what of it?" exclaimed half a
dozen of the audience at once.
"Oh, noth!ng nothing, but the moon
kept shining on, Just as If nothing had
happened."
A Previous Experience.
"Two dollars to Forty second street?
How far away Is it?"
"Oh! It's some distance from here."
"It is, eh? I paid a cabman two dol
lars to go somewheres in New York
wunst an' he got there almost as soon
as he got the two dollars!" Puck.
Mortality of Maryland Horses.
Investigation by the State veterina
rian shows that the high death rate
among horses In Maryland is due to
cerebrospinal meningitis. The disease
Is the result of poor food, bad drainage
and generally Insanitary environment.
Chinese Woolen Workers.
In San Francisco 570 Chinamen are
employed In factories making under
wear for women and children. Girls
are totally unable to compete with
them. .
When we have a kick coming, we
have noticed that it comes from some
other man. " .
Pea Flcfuro for 7cmca
" I am so nervoua, there is not a well
Inch in my whole body. I am so weak
at my stomach, and nave indlgatton
horribly, and palpitation of tha heart,
and I am losing fieah. This headache
and backache nearly kills ma, and yes
terday I nearly had hysterica; there
Is a weight In the lower part of mr
bowels bearing down all the time, and
pains In my groins and thighs 1 I can
not sleep, walk or ait, and I believe I
am diaoaned all over; no one ever
suffered as I do,"
This Is a description of thousands of
caws which come to Mrs. Ptnkham'a
laboratory for advice An inflamed and
Mas, Jobs Wiluah.
nice rated condition of the neck of tha
womb can produce all of these symp
toms, and no woman should allow
1 aarself to reach such a perfection of
misery when there is absolutely no
need of it. The subject of onr por
trait in this sketch. Mrs. Williams of
Engltshtown, N.J., has been entirely
cured of such illneaa and misery by
Lydia & Pinkhama Vegetable Com
pound. No other medicine has such a record
for absolute cures, and no other medi
cine is " just as good." Women who
want a euro should Insist upon getting
Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com
pound when they ask for It at a store.
The Golflac
"I bad a terrible time last night. A
crank called at my houso and I had an
swiul time getting him to go away."
'Threatening, was ho?"
"Yes; he threatened to tell me all
abouhis exploits on the links."
A Measure of Tims.
TheTupil It seemed tome that I
must have pi act iced all of two hours
iue rroiessor nut I'm sure you
didn't. If you had practiced two hours
it would have seemed like six. Puck.
Taking, the Short Cut.
Mrs. Galey (musingly)-Suppose
should publinh your love letters, dear7
Mr. Galey Why not simply make a
public acknowledgement that you mar
ried a fool?
Whom th Wlncus Must
Sir Arthur Sullivan waa once the
bearer of a letter from the Princess of
Wales, now Queen Alexandra, to her
mother, the queen of Denmark. The
latter read it and said: "She pays in
ber letter. 'He will tell yon about the
little monkey.' " "I assure your
majesty," said Sir Arthur, I am quite
ignorant on the subject of any monkey."
The queen, with a laugh, replied:
"She means herself."
Whbtlc In Old Mexico.
The ancient Mexicans had a species
of whistle which produced at least three
notes. It had two finger holes and a
mouthpiece on the aide.
" Only Waiting.
'Doesn't it make you the least bit
envious to see what elegant furniture
Mrs. Eyeflv is putting into her houso
next door?"
"Not a bit. My husband says it
will be sold by the sheriff within six
months and I'll be there to buy."
Few Thlngi In Stripes.
"'Will you kindly show me what you
have here?" asked the visitor to the
pen.
"With pleasure," replied the
warden, who had once worked in a dry
goods store; "we have a few things in
stripes that I think will interest you."
A Rare Brand,
"This," said the salesman, handing
out another package, "is also an excell
ent substitute for coffee. It is very
wholesome. It makes red blood."
"Haven't you something," asked the
yonng woman with the earrings, "that
rrakes blue blood?"
Simple,
Friend Why do you imagine that
drink drives away your troubles?
Old Tank Oh 1 I exchange one
load for another.
Sullivan's Truthful Remark.
John L. Sullivan has been recognized
as a truthful as well as a fighting man.
I've made a monkey of myself again."
he said the other day.
Denial from American Scout
Major F. R. Burnham, an American
scout, who served with the British cav
alry in the Boer war, denies that he has
applied for the place of instructor of
scouts at Aldershot.
Work of Joel Chandler Harris.
Joel Chandler Harris, the author.
lives in a little frame cottage in At
lanta, Ga. Ho writes from six to seven
hours a day, turning out from 1,500 to
2,000 words, using a typewriter.
A Sacrilegious Deilre.
Mrs. Jones What's become of that
silk smoking jacket you gave your
husband for his birthday?
Mrs. Smith Oh, I had to make that
over into a sofa pillow. He actually
wanted to sit around and smoke in it.
Judge. "
Nice Man.
Cadleigh Won't you give me another
dance?
Miss Wiggins Really, Mr. Cad
leigh, you've had nearly all so far,
and
Cadleigh Yes, yoo know, it's just
to spite Miss Fechis. We've bad a
quarrel.
jr. r. u. v.
He. 17-1909.
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Te Mn. Brooklyn, from Hubby.
"My husband l going to give me
this portrait for a birthday present."
"That's very kind of him."
"Oh, but be doesn't know about It
yet," Brooklyn Mfo.
Una te Carrying Lead.
Papa Are you sure you ran support
toy daughter in the style to which she
is amiBtomed?
The Suitor Well, I will only say
that yesten'ay I dipsomnl ot my auto
mobile, which I kept in good repair fr
over two yeara.
Papa (brokenly) She is yours, my
boy. I, too, once owned an auto'.
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First Author fUackson'a la a case of
where a little knowledge is a danger
ous thing.
Feoond Author In what way?
"Why, he knows just enough of his
tory to unfit him for being a Muter leal
novelist." Brooklyn Life.
Lame back makes a young man feel
old. Hamlin's WUard Oil makes an old
man (eel young. Kee your druggist.
"eolith Man,
"So Markley is dead."
"Yea, it was a compllcat'on ot
troubles."
"Why, when I saw him a week ago
he only seemed to have a slight cold."
"That's all rlg' t, 1 ut he tried to
take all the remedies his friends tug
gested." Philadelphia Press.
rtio'i Cure cannot be too hiehlv spoken
of a a couth cure. J. V. 0'liaiM.3t
Third Ave., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
Maw.
la the Und of Drums.
Hettv Oh, Bertha, you must show
me that hat your husband said he was
going to buy for yon. The last time I
was here, you know, he said it waa a
dream.
Bertha And it is still a dream,
Hetty. Tit-Bits.
Lailiaa Vail Wear Shaee
One sUe smaller after mini Allen's Fool Eaes,
a i-owilor. It makes I Igb I or new shoos eaar.
Cams swollen, hot. weettnc, aching fi, in
f rowing nalla, corns and bunluiia. All rime,
lists an4 slioe stores. 2.V. Trial package FKKK
by mail. Address Allan a, Olmaisd, I Kor,
Ktw York.
Decollttt.
Jimson Did you see the society buds
at the reception last night?
Jester Yes; one would think they
would be afraid to come out so early
in the spring without wearing more
protect! n against the frost. Ohio
State Journal.
Some 0ns Mutt Pay the Bilk
Anxious Groom I thought you said
something or other about a check; I
don't see any.
Angry Father-inLaw Yon blither
ing idiot, yonr wife is a regular check
book. Every time either of yon wants
anything she writes me a note an! I've
got to cash it.
Mlu er Mra
She I want to get a necktie for a
gentleman.
Clerk Yes, nuts; here are some
very pretty ones for 1.
8he O, I don't want to pay nore
than a quarter.
Clerk tea, madam; d s yonr hus
band like dark or light colors? Phila
delphia Press.
Already.
"That boy," remarked old Cerberus,
drily, after the youthful hope and pride
had been lod of! to the spanking de
partment, "has the bump of litigation
very strongly developed; he is already
vigorously engaged in contesting the
parental will.
Had Earned tier Retirement
Miss Susan M. Hallo well, professor of
botany for the past 27 years at Weles
ley college, has tendered her resigns
tion. Her retirement withdraws from
the faculty ranks the last member who
served in the opening year of 1875.
in ) ii i ii m .ima ..Mini ii i in l u i - .nit. .hi. i . . . UHH..WI. nmnn i i..in.i
The Kind You I lava Always liought has borno the lna
ture of Cbas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under hL
personal supervision for over HO venrs. Allow no ono
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits. Imitations and
Just-as-cood" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castorla Is a harmless Rubstltuto for Castor Oil, Pare
gorlc, Drops and Hoothlnpr Byrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Nurcotio
substance. Its acre is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays FcverlKhness. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething: Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend,
Th8 KM You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
the ecirrauN company, t aiuaaar erairr, mur roan err.
PRU3SIAFJ STOCK FOOD
The Great Conditioner and Stock Pattener. HORSES d
More Work on Leas Peed. COWS five More and Rkber
Milk. HOUS Fatten Quicker M given thla Peed,
Package. BOo and $1.00.
MAKES PIGS OBOW GOOD FOR STUNTED CALVES.
Pavaauif RBatsor Co., St. Paul, Minn.
Gsxixiiaf bn : I haT been feeding yonr PananiAN Stock Food to tnf
thoroughbred awlne. It gives them an appetite, and makes the pia-a
grow. I also tried it on stunted calves with satl. factory results.
ST0K;d0O '
L. J :
ISM MB) aSU URSA
ajJle .
tfUWJCM SEED STORE, Ceast Agents
Poorly?
For two years I suffered ter
ribly from dyspepsia, with great
depression, and waa always feeling
poorly, I then tried Ayer's Sins
parllli, and In one week I was a
new man." John, McDonald.
Philadelphia, P.
Don't forget that it's
"Ayer's" Sarsapariila
that will make you strong
and hopeful. Don't waste
your time and money by
trying some other .Una.
Use the old tested, tried,
sad true Ayer's Sarsapa
riila. II.NsMlta. AU tntrjIiU.
Ak ymrSurtor what ha Ittlnkinf arra
SrM partita. He kauw all about (tila uranS
ll Nmii? mwtti-ma. f 4IU1W all eilee aa
wewUHMtaiuaoe.
J. u. aria Co Iweu. Him.
"css ims" cusqizs
m
t ; . it
"in.
j($lM$ MGOtCS.
(lira MtraatUlanlnn than anything m
tha market at nyihlna: Ilka Ilia uK. tw
cauM thry ara uial uf mm4 malarial, to
aland mtn mad." Inn rnrnare an
ball, hrarwa an .halt., heavy amint
aniwib hi-rla, krrt Hma. Ityoawant
tu rWlaur that ymt are axiiing iur mun
y'a wonh. a.k fur a Una" or a
Mtlrhi-ll" tUaunvy) i)nsy. W a guar
antra tharn.
Mftotf, Lmwfm tmm Co.
NaaiUa, Spoken, Hula. rVrttand, Or.
Sold
SI nrff ami t ha tt mmm. ilr. !
CaSYiei) t U.buuUmi aav.ua u.lltuiou LnHte.
JMtr i-rM fata ra lata Mwi
!. II.. In. r.tea,
attMnri-fftiMMmtla
lmmtiMSS Pair.
1800 l,i;i,7o4 Pairs.
1901.500.720 I'airir
SifMa Mirt ftrni Ovibltd M ear iraara
THI MASON I
w . U noun la. ina.pa and !! mnr man'. H 00 trot
S.I0.uu-.iltaii any irtnar ton-au'f're in tliaa-tirit!.
W. I. Iktitflaa .cu and Rio .lion iilarnl nil by
Ida with .u au l to ! . uilwr mak,ar.
found 10 b liiat M good. Iliry will vutwaai Iwv
aaira ot ordinary Ki.uu ami li.Mi .lux.
fade at tut Mt Itothttt. Includiri Mmmt
Owo Hk, Corona Colt, aad Kntlviml art
gaat ralar grM aa4 ! Kurt Na. aaat.
W.t.aaala.e.S"m gaLlB,,aaalk.lla.
abttaahyaaallCA. r.lra. iala ,
w. Ih inmiiM, nnwaiaa! asaa.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
foitland, Oregon, rounded ISM
I Komi School for Boys.
Military and Manual Tnlalnj.
Writ (or Illustrated Catalogue.
ARTHUR C. Nl-WILL, Principal
Sew Year Resolution
TAKK
T11K
ilecley Curo
Sure rellnf from liquor, opium anil tobacco
habits. Houd lor particular, tu
faalaw Inelilnla Hoi tl William
MJ8I8J inStlllitO Ay.., I-u.lia...t. Or.goa
Signature of
Porttaud, Ore., and Seattle. Waak,
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