Condon globe., April 10, 1902, Image 4

Distress
After Eating
Nausea between meals, belching, vom
King, flatulence, fits of nervous head
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is noglw-Unt the harder re ia to cure it.
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strengthen and tone the stomach and
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"I bad dyspepsia twenty-Sre ytara and took
different medicines bnt cot no help until I be
(a taking Hood't faraapariUa. Hare takea
four bottles of this medicine and ran. notr eat
aln out anything;, aleep well, bare, cramp In
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Takta On,
Hoax Funny! Did you ever notice
it?
Joax -Notice what?
Hoax Why, in the beginning of the
world a rib became a woman, and now
it a ribbons that become a woman.
Philadelphia Record.
The druggist who advises yon to use
Hamlin's Wizard Oil for the cure of
pain, does yon a good turn !
A Coed Mimic
"I don't see what yob all has to git
so proud about," said Miss Sadie Cot
ton ball.
"Cohse you doesn'," answered Miss
Miami Brown. 'Tie been stndyin' de
white folks. What yob wants to do ia
jes put on de airs yohse'f an' let de
yutbuh folks do de gueesin 'bout whut
de reason is."
ferasaaratiy Cnrsd. So flta
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JUetofer. Seodfor PRKEt.MtrtdlHtaadtrte
aw. vm.M-u u,kAa ,wi Ajqiat,miiaiiaints.ra
wouldn't Be a Party to It,
Tailor Can't you pay my Dill today,
sir? I need the money, as I'm going
to be married next week.
Customer (a confimed bachelor)
What? Going to be married? Such a
foolish thing, and on my money? Nev
er! Der Dorfbarbier.
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hew York.--
To Whom It Rtftmd.
Sunday School Teacher Now, Willie
Green, what aie we to understand when
the Bible speaks of people who, having
eyes, see not.
Willie Green I guess it must mean
policemen. Philadelphia P.ecord.
I am sure Piso'a Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago. Has. TBoa.
Kobbiks, Maple street, Norwich, H. Y
Condi Uorj Improving.
Easterner (on his vacation) I be
lieve there is less of vice and crime
among the Indians out here than there
need to be. Is there not?
Commanche Pete You're right,
pard. TV haint ex many Injuns ex
they used to be. Chicago Tribune.
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esse of Cattarrh that can not bs cured by Hail's
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Hail's Family Pills are the best.
Onto His Game.
Clubb My wife's going around with
a chip on her shoulder today.
Chubb That so?
Clubb Yes, she found one in my
pocket this morning. Philadelphia
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LEVELING TENDENCIES.
KaarlUk Aristocrats) Who Are at afcta
Moaer In Trad a,
Americans cannot lay claim to being
the only people who now take the sensi
ble view that no man Is degraded by
engaging In a lawful business, England
Is coming round to the same way of
thinking. The old order of things la
changed. It la the aristocrats now who
serve many of the retail buyers with
groceries, vegetables, coal, and other
necessaries of life. Tbe following list
of titled tradesmen would seem to em
phasize the statements:
Lord Hampden Is said to supply tas
best cream cheese, and his carts, filled
with sll the fresh dairy produce of bis
farm In Sussex, go dally on their West
End routes.
Lord Londonderry will deliver half a
ton of coal wltb promptness. A grand
son of William IV. prefers a more re
tiring method of meeting the demands
of his customers. Through the medium
of the poet be sends out bis packets of
tea all over the country.
Among the smaller shop-owners who
belong to the old aristocratic families
of England Is Lord Harrington, who
opened a shop a few years sgo on bis
London property tbst he might sell
fruit and vegetables grown at Elraston
Castle. The late Lord Wlnchllsea was
tbe pioneer of the fresh vegetable cru
sade which started the shop In Long
Aero where all kinds of British farm
may be bought at tbe lowest prices.
Lord Portsmouth has gone Into the
mineral-water trade, a bottling estab
lishment for which be has started. The
restaurant business seems In high
fsvor. Mr. Algy Burke was one of the
first of tbe "upper ten" to put his en
ergies Into the management of a res
taurant He succeeded In making
fashionable the restaurant known as
Willis' Booms. Two other young men
of gentle birth have gone Into the ho
tel business. These are the half-broth
ers of Lord Trevor snd Mr. Mostyn,
of the family of Lord Vaux of Harrow-
den. They have opened an hotel at a
new watering-place.
Although the interest In millinery
shops owned and managed by society
women has somewhat abated, this field
of trade bas found new workers. A
man well known In society Is the latest
milliner. He has taken a shop In Bond
street a short distance from one over
the door of which be painted "The
Countess of Warwick," and under the
name of Camllle he successfully car
ries on bis business.
Boer ia a Box.
A most remarkable story bas been
furnished to an Express representative
by the second officer of the R. M. S.
Goth, which has Just arrived home
from the Cape.
On the Goth's arrival on Christmas
morning at Ascension Island, on the
homeward voyage, a Boer commandant
was discovered on board In a large
wooden case forming part of the cargo.
The "consignment" had been received
on board at St Helena, and shipped as
a box of Boer curios for England. The
measurements of tne case- were:
Length. 4 feet 3 inches; breadth, 2 feet
4 Inches; and height, 2 feet
Waeo the box was opened the con
tents proved to be a live Boer command
ant who gave his name as Smonerburg,
and owned that he was s prisoner on
parole.
Standing over six feet in height he
was helped out of his crsmped "room"
in a weak and exhausted state. He had
there been cribbed, cabined and con
fined for five days.
Enough food was stored to last him
for his voyage to England, but in being
stowed away In the bold his water bot
tles had been broken.
He was eventually landed at Ascen
sion under an escort to await reehlp
ping on a man-of-war for St Helena,
where he will Join his brother Boers
in captivity.
The box in which the prisoner was
found was s most clever contrivance,
apparently of Boer carpentershlp, with
sliding panels. It contained clothing,
biscuits, potted meats, books, and a
candle and matches. London Express.
Spinsters In Deamark.
Denmark is the one country in the
world, presumably, that place a pre
mium upon splnsterhood. A celibacy
Insurance company has been founded.
If tbe bolder of a policy in the Celi
bacy is unmarried at the age of forty
she Is considered Immune and gets a
life annuity. If she marries before
forty she forfeits her policy and pre
miums. Between an annuity and a
husband a Danish maiden's heart is
often rent with indecision. In Sweden
and Norway there are several homes
for spinsters. One of these at least is
as attractive as it is unique. It is the
monument to the memory of an exceed
ingly wealthy old man who, dying more
than two hundred years sgo, left the
major part of bis fortune to the old
maids among his descendants. A su
perb borne was built furnished, and
managed by salaried trustees. It flour
ished and has continued. Any unmar
ried woman who can prove blood re
lationship to the founder of the institu
tion is entitled to admission In tbe
home. She Is given a suite of rooms,
a private servant private meals, and Is
subject to no rules save such as or
dinary good behavior demands.
Grimly Grotesque.
The following tale anent Li Hung
Chang reminds one of the grim jesting
of Mr. Gilbert's Mikado, who will be
remembered as having Indulged In
pleasantries regarding "something with
boiling oil In It"
LI Hung Chang bad, beyond all
doubt an iron will and a very unsenti
mental nean. unce, wnen De was
Viceroy of Chl-Li, a man who bad tam
pered with a telegraph wire was
brought before him. The man wrung
; nls bands and begged for mercy, say
i lng that be would never touch the wire
again. "Don't be vexed, my good fel
low," said LI, "nor trouble yourself
any further about the matter. I'll see
that it does not happen again." Then
he turned to the gaolers and gave the
order "Cut off his bead!"
He Understood.
Uncle Josh You know what the law
yers mean by ''alleged," don't you?
Uncle Hiram Of coursel They mean
. that the lawyers on the other side Is
iyin rucic
It sometimes happens that a man's
house is bis mother-in-law's custle.
"SCIENTIFIC" BEEF.
The Roast Boof of Old actaad Is
voter (oral la.
England would not b England wltb
oat Its famous roast beef. PatrioUe
Britons are stlU under the delusion
that by paying the price they can ob
tain the genuine article '.'a good as
ever It was, sir."
This Is another of the pleasant fic
tions which tbe faithful journalist Is
obliged to shatter.
As a matter of fact the distinctive
flavor which won the admiration of
King James bas been slowly lost ow
ing to modern methods of fattening
cattle.
Tenderness and Juicy quality un
doubtedly bare been gained by modern
breeders owing to their scientific feed
ing of oxen; but the original "beefy "
flavor, which took about three years to
become perfect Is gradually being re
placed by quite unpleaaantant flavors.
For Instance, and the British Farm
era' Association is the authority con
sulted by the writer, Devonshire beef
bas a distinctly "turntppy" taste, due
to the roots and turnips upon which the
beasts are fed.
In spring beef of this flavor Is more
noticeable, for it is during the winter
months, when pasturage is scarce, that
the animals have to be fed oa roots.
It for one month only, just befor
slaughtering, the cattle were fed on
' har this ahleof Ion would bo ramaeevl -
V - - - F
but our cattle breeders are in such a
hurry to send the animals to the mar
ket that this month cannot be spared
when the demand for English beef is
great and pressing.
Oilcake Is snother artificial food that
affects the flavor. The taste of the oil
Is most unpleasantly perceptible when
the food Is used to any great extent
But It fattens very rapidly, so farmers
use it Six weeks only is necessary to
get an ox Into market condition on oil
cake. What then. Is the finest beef for ta
ble? The answer will come as a shock.
It ia, according to an expert the
American who "succeeds again."
American beef, bred from the finest
English stock, has many advantages
over tbe home-grown animals.
The pasturage In America la Ideal
Sunshine is abundant and sunshine bas
a great effect In the way of Improving
the flavor of beef. The most exposed
portions of the animal, such ss that
from which the sirloin is taken, are al
ways the best
American beef comes over In chilled.
not frosen chambers. If tbe "ice gets
Into the meat" the flesh becomes taste
leas, but a cold chamber, the tempera
ture of which does not fall below
freezing point arrests decomposition
without spoiling the flavor. London
Mali
CUT OUT HER DOUBLE CHIN.
Delicate Piece of 8urery to Sara m
Woman froa BnfferiaaT-
To save herself from death by suffo
cation and incidentally to cure a double
chin of prodigious development Mrs.
Florence Shipley, of Baltimore, Md,
has submitted to one of tbe strangest
surgical operations on record. Her chin
was slit open in four places and a large
quantity of fat removed from her neck.
Tbe operation was performed at the
University Hospital on Lombard street
A slip of the knife by a hair's breadth
and tbe patient would never have
awakened from the ether. This she
fully understood, but preferred the risk
to further suffering.
Mrs. Shipley is s tall woman and
stout in proportion to her weight For
years, however, an unnatural growth
of flesh under her chin has created a
pressure on the carotid arteries. All
efforts to reduce it proved fruitless. The
still healthy arteries, ss time only in
creased the deposit were crusned be
neath the weight of fat
The carotid arteries carry the blood
from tbe heart to the brain, and their
deformity soon produced not only pain
but a lack of supply of blood that
caused periods of unconsciousness. Res
piration was also so far Interfered with
that the unfortunate woman dreaded
suffocation.
So skillfully wss the operation per
formed by three surgeons at the hospi
tal, says the New York World special,
that it is believed the four Incisions
will lesve no scar. For two days Mrs.
Shipley remained in the hospital with
her head in a plaster cast.
Tbe Gijrtling Girt.
If yon tell her she's modest or tell her
she's vain.
She'll giggle.
She heeda not the fact that it gives yen
a pain.
That giggle.
lnougb you may address her In serious
key,
Make speech that presents no occasion
for glee.
Or even for smiling, her answer will be
A giggle.
She runs to the door when her Chawley
boy rings
And giggles.
While helping him take off his cold win
ter things
She giggles.
When seated for sparking within the
bright rays
Of dollar per gaa or the grate's cheery
blaze
She. anawers the sugary things that he
aays
With giggles.
Ia church if sbe catches a girly chum's
yt
She giggles.
There's no provocation, she doesn't know
why,
Just giggles.
She'll arch up her eyebrows like back of
the cat
That atanda off the dog In the rear of the
flat
And give her eyelashes a humorous bat
And giggle.
If called to the bier of a dead, silent
friend,
She'd giggle.
If Gabriel's trump should bring time to
an end,
She'd giggle.
If up to the great judgment bar she were
led
To list to her fate with the quick and the
dead
She'd think it was funny and shake her
fool head
And giggle.
Denver Post.
A Chronlo Borrower.
Brown Jones Is borrowing a good
deal of trouble, 1 guess.
Smith Well, let him have all he
wants; he'll never pay it back. Detroit
Free Press.
A Rad la Pkkla,
Mrs. Good sole Why, Johnny, are
you just going home now? Tour
mother's been looking for you all altar
noon. Johnny Yes'm, I know.
Mrs. Goodaole Just think how wor
ried she must be!
Johnny Oh, she's near the end o'
her worryla'.. I'm jest beginnin'
mine.
It least- Teejh.
Will you carve, Mr. Cleaver?" asked
tbe landlady, as she placed the turkey
on tbe boarding house table.
"No, thank you," replied the face
tious boarder, "let Mr. llackett. He's
a stone cutter," Philadelphia Bulle
tin. Thm el a Klad,
Ella ColU told me that yon told
her that secret I told yon not to tell
her.
Stella She's s mean thing 1 told
1 not to tell yon I told her.
Ella Well, 1 told her I wouldn't tell
you she told me so don't tell her I
did. Brooklyn Life.
Pure Axcidsat
Ascum What's the matter with Jen
kins? Gobang Met with an accident while
hunting, t
Ascum You don't say!
Gobang Yes, be was hunting for
trouble, and bo accidentally ran op
against me. Philadelphia Press.
Doubled as Alimony.
"Oh. vas Hnirl,fr, fi.lU tart mm
happy as she wss with her husband."
"How so?"
"Whv. be nsed to civ her an al
lowance of only $10. and now he hss to
psy her 120."
Shear Noaatnas.
"He never washes his hands."
"Nonsense!"
"No; it's a fact."
"Then he's a crank, eh?"
"Not at all. He says it would take
too long. He employs 200 in his mill."
A50THKK HKM ARKABLK CASK
Which the Dsetars Falls to Car or
Vadrta4.
A medical man, as a rule, dislikes to
acknowledge the value of a proprietary
medicine. In fact, professional eti
quette debars him from doing so.
There are many eminent physicians,
those most avanced in thier profes
sions, who give full credit to the great
curative properties of Vogeler's Cura
tive Compound from the fact that it is
manufactured by an old and reliable
company, proprietors of St. Jacobs Oil,
from tne formula of a brother physi
cian, who today stands in the front
ranks of the most eminent medical
men, and on account of its intrinsic
merit it is largely prescribed by the
medical profession.
Mrs. Nettleton graphically relates the
particulars of her own case, which will
doubtless be of interest to many of our
lady readers:
"I bad been an intense sufferer for
msny years from dyspepsia, liver and
kidney troubles, when a pamphlet was
placed in my hands, and, although at
that time I bad beea - bodrkldoa for
more than six months, I determined,
after reading some of the cases similsr
to mine, which had been completely
cured by Vogeler's Curative Compound,
to try some, especilly as my djctors
failed to even benefit me, and I had
given np all hope of ever being well
again. The very first dose of 15 drops
relieved me. It was not long before I
wss able to get up and about; three
months from taking the first dose I wss
enjoying better health than I bsd been
for 14 years. I should not have been
alive today had it not been for Vogel
er's Curative Compound."
Mrs. Nettleton said : "I have recom
mended Vogeler's Curative Compound
for indigestion snd eczema, snd in
every case it has proved a cure, beyond
doubt. Mr. Bwinbank, our chemist,
has sent me the names of no end of peo
ple who have been cured by Vogeler's
Curative Compound. By the way, the
proprietors have so much confidence in
this great London physician's discov
ery, thst they will send a sample free
to any person sending name and ad
dress, naming this paper." St. Jacobs
Oil Co., 205 Clay St., Baltimore, Md.
A Saint Upon Earth.
"Pa," said Willie, "what does it
mean to say a man is 'one of nature's
noblemen?' "
" 'One of nature's noblemen,' my
son," replied the old gentleman, with
A significant look at his better hslf, "is
s man who smiles when he gets some
ridiculous, cheap gift for Christmas,
and exclaims: 'How nice! Just what
I wanted!'" Catholic Standard and
Times.
Mental Exercise.
Bernice What is the nature of this
brain work Cholly has undertaken?
Hortense He bas made his valet
take a back seat, and he thinks for him
self what suits he will wear each day.
She Knew Iter Husband.
Peddler Wouldn't you like some
mottoes for your house, mum? It's
very cheering to a husband to see a
nice motto on the wall when he comes
home.
Mrs. Daggs Have you got one that
says, "Better late than never?" Week
ly Telegraph.
The Tandem Habit
"Why do Mr. Paintbrush and his
wife promenade in single file?"
"Thnv liofvt to ride a tandem, and
they can't get over the tandem habit."
Fnegende Blaetter.
The Trait of Faith.
Sunday School Teacher Faith, chil
dren, is believing in the existence of
something we can't see. For example,
when you boy bananas you know that
there is a delicious fruit inside tne
tough skin. .... Do you understand?
Children Yes. ma'am.
Sunday School Teacher Well, what
Is faith?
Children Bananas.
Makes Money Raising Popcorn.
A. L. Schaeffer of Edgar county,
Illinois, last year harvested the largest
crop of popcorn ever gathered in the
world. From his 102 acres he had
1,800 bushels, a yield of a little over 17
bushels to the acre. It cost him (17
an acre to raise, sort, shell and pay
To FJollzoro at
la this workaday world tew women
are so placed that physical exertion
Is not constantly demanded of them la
their daily life.
We make a special appeal to mothers
of large families whoso work la never
done, and many of whom auffer, and
suffer for lack of Intelligent aid.
To women, young or old, rich or
poor, we extend an invitation to accept
free advice. Ob, women I do not let
ataa. Oaaaa Baturnixa.
your lives be sacrificed when a word el
aavtee at tne nrs approach or weak
ness, may fill your future years with
healthy joy. Address a letter to Mrs.
Plnkham's Laboratory, Lynn Mass.,
and yon will not be disappointed.
"When 1 began to take Lydta E.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound I waa
not able to do my housework. I suf
fered terribly at time of menstruation.
Several doctors told me they could do
notamg lor me. Thanks to tne link
bam advice and medicine I am now
welt and can do the work for eight la
tbe family. V
"I would recommend Lydia E. Plnk
ham's Vegetable Compound to all
Bsotbers with larve famiHea." Mas.
Cawa BxxLXvrtLB, Lading ton, Mich.
Trouble Ahead.
"What are rou crying for?"
"Me big brudder'sgettin' a lickin'."
"Ah, I see! You're torry for biro."
"Naw, I'm sorry fer myself. He's
goin' ter lick me fer tellin' on him."
New ork Evening Journal.
Saddest of All.
He It is a pleasure to meet a woman
who has a sense of humor.
She But, really, one doesn't need a
sense of humor to laugh at tbe things
you say. Life.
She was Right
Wife Do you know I have a very
little mouth? In the glass it doesn't
look large enough to hold my tongue.
Husband (testily) It doesn't.
Could Not Be Called Housewife.
"And so you sre married, Jack,"
said dear old Aunt Polly. "I hope
she iaa good housewife." "Well," re
plied Jack Ritchie, "she's been a good
fashionable hotel wife most of the time
since our wedding." Philadeplhia
A Model Child.
Dickie Pa, were you a gooder boy'n
me when you were as little as me?
Father Yes, indeed, Dickie. I was
always a very good boy, but somehow
or other I had a great many serious and
painful misunderstandings with my
parents.
lieutenant Governors In Office.
In Alabama, Nebraska and Washing
ton the present governors were elected
ss lieutenant governors, and are filing
vacancies caused by the death or resig
nation of the governors.
In England.
"Kind sir, I s'pose yer don't know
of no one what dont' want to hire no
body to do nothink, do yer?"
"Yes, I don't."
Tible Decoration.
Four rather small fern dishes filled
with growing ferns sre sometimes used
to outline the center square of the din
ner board, tbe actual center being oc
cupied by a slender, rather tall glass
vase, which may hold any flower pre
ferred, two or three stems with foliage
being sufficient.
XV'egelabk Preparalionfor As
similating fheFoodandEegula-
r-
Promotes Digcstion,ChecrfuI
nessandRcst.Contains neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
KOTltARCOTIC.
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sTWeaearBWrSjaw ssensra
Aperfecl Remedy forConstlpa
Hon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
and Los9 of Sleep.
Facsimile Signature of
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Prom EnlUted Man t Admiral,
Rear Admiral OearV, Farenholt,
United States navy, who was Inspection
officer at Charleston navy) arJ up to
about a year ago, and a ho is now on
the retired list, is tbe only olllcer In
the service who reached the grade of
rear admiral from tbe position of en
litmnl man. Admiral Farenholt en
tered the navy first aa a volunteer dur
ing the Civil war, and has a record of
uioie than 10 years ca service.
Jealousy.
"I understand Miss ttoMsUmlard's
engagement lias been broken. What
an the cause?"
"Jealousy."
"Jealousy?"
"Yes, her dog became too fond of
him."
Is the Ark.
"Don't annoy your father," whis
pered Mrs. Noah to Shorn. "He's In a
bad humor."
"What's wrong with him?" queried
Shem, curiously.
"Why," replied Mrs. Noah, "be
went out on the luirlt ane deck to let
one of the doves loom, and the wind
turned hi umbrella wrone aids out!"
Ohio State Journal.
Honeahoei la the Orient
Tbe type of horseshoe common In the
Orient Is a plate fitted so as to rover
the entire bottom of tbe hoof, wltb a
perforation In tbe renter. The weight
of the average horseshoe is three-fourths
of a pound. The native smiths usually
cut these plates from sheets of wrought
Iron and rudely shape them for the
purpose in view.
Deaf Mute Used Threatening Unjusti.
For using threatening "deaf and
dumb" language toward bis father snd
orother a deal mute has bean bound
over to keep the peace at Blackburn,
England.
Najle Orthld of Java.
ta Java there la an orchid, the gram
matophyium, a 11 the flowers of which
open at once, as if by the stroke of a
fairy wand, and they also sll wither to
gether. Womaa'i Acquaintance.
Ilerr Do you know my wife?
Frau Very well.
Herr But I don't reneinber Intro
ducing her to you.
Frau Quite true, but I have a new
maid who was with your wife two
months. Pi iegonde Blaetter.
Cut Up.
"Doesn't your old barber shave yon
any more?" . -
"No; he's entirely too musical."
"Whistled while he worked, eh?"
"Ob, no, but while he waa shaving
me the other day a street piano outside
began playing a ragtime tune, and be
kept time to it with his raxor." Phil
adelphia Press.
Two of a Kind.
McJ igger I could n t sleep last n Igh t.
Fire engines dashed down our street
snd disturbed me.
Thingumbob A fire alarm wakened
me. too.
McJlgger That tor
Thingumbob Yes. I dreamed thst
I had died. Philadelphia Press.
A Natural Conclusion,
Mollis What makes so many cat
tails grow on this pond. Charlie?
Charlie Oh, they grow up from lit
tle kitties that people have drowned
here, of course.
The Source of Information.
"How are you feeling, today?" asked
the personal friend.
"I don't know," answered the mon
arch, wearily. "I haven't read the
papers yet." Washington Star.
So Mean.
Creditor (angry) I tell you, 1 want
my money.
Voice From Beyond Well, you can't
get blood out of a turnip.
Creditor No, but I can out of a beet.
IIN YOUR
You Find the Difference
Groesbeck's Lira Killer M
Save Your Chickens.
Kiam to
The prlP
all months old.
PORTLAND ttXD OOn 133 Front
0)
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of . Ji
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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IF
rnpi
, ii ill
TMS Of TU SOMSSNV. NSW VS SIT.
r
Weak?
" I suffered terribly snd was ex
tremely weak for 1 4 years. The
doctors said my blood wis ail
turning to water. At last I tried
Ayer's Sarsiparllta. snd was loon
feeling sll rlrht at sin."
Mrs. J. W. Flala, Hadlymi, Ct.
No matter how long you
have been ill, nor how
poorly you may be today,
Aycr s SarsapariUa is the
best medicine you can
take for purifying and en
riching the blood.
Dont doubt it, put your
whole trust in it, throw
away everything else.
si.wassiue, au
Alt yoar Ssrtnr what ks thinks a srWa
SAnap rills, H haswasll mit IMs t4
M Uwllr sm4Mhs, rUswa!sa4rtsssa4
IU s saioflas. .
4. 0. Atsa Co Lssrsu, Mass.
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Unfortunate Error,
"What do you mean br this, sir?"
demanded the angry advertiser.
"What's the matter?" inquired the
publisher of tbe Ilingtown Ituglo.
"This advertisement of 'our delicious
canned meats from the beat Chicago
houses,' you've made It read 'horses.' "
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Trie ORIGINAL.
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susirxortcTieri
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SHOWING. PULL LINE Of 4ABWCKTS AND HATX
A J.TOWeftCO.,603TON.MA3, O
j(&t!k BUQGItS.
UIsktsaallssVUoa Uuuianrthtnf on
lbs saark ( at nrwilna ! Wta prl, ba
raitsa lbs ars bm'I ( a"oS snatwial la
atanS rsan ria4" Iran ors aa
balls, bran ca shafts, l.ravf smns4-
rrnwUirtiMla,anfWMlrlm. 1 1 TO wnt
tal sara that ynn ara -' ""' aaa
r'a worth, ask tor a "Bra l.m" ar a
"MltrhsU'' (Utaaajr) UNasX. fOaraa
la hm.
MltoJflt, towo A Stmrmr 0s
Ssatlls, Spoksns, Bntas, I'urtlsad, Or.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
hot Hand, Oregon. Founded U7a
i Homi School for Boys.
Milit&Tf md Mto.ii Training.
Writs (or 111 uitrs ted Catalogue,
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
WASHING MADE EASY
Ry using my Washing Tablets. No acids.
Send 50 cents for package sufllcicnt for
8 months, with full directions. Agonts
wsnted. W, O. POWELL,
I Box 606, Portland, Oregon.'
POCKET!
won
Botween sickly, lonay chickens snd healthy, anniented fowls.
Ons brlnitt no mnmy to vonr pocket, the other means money
In your puma. Which will you hsre T
paint or spray ihs rooals. quickly destroying all
Is nothina In comparison to the rood It will do.
Groeabeck's Kg froiliiror and Health road to Ilia
ma -prevent! mortality. 1'ulli-ta twain larlns when flrs aa
'iA to AO per sent, more eggs produced.
Strmmt. Portland, Or. Omaml A font m.
Sold bv 6i Oouclss Stores la
American cities, and tha beet
retail alios dealers everywhere.
Csatlea I The genuine have
W. L. DourW name and Dries
stamped on the bottom.
VoUctinerKut a! lalm Is lo sefewt
iasat4a.rn r.ira,
u,r'.,'iS,r7sriSSmA
1 sob rsswSjisaiPaJra.
1900 1,259,754 Pairs.
1901: 1,566,720 Palm.
Builntai Hon Titan Doualrt In Four rara
W..Roii)(laa iiura snd setts more men's Sa.oo
awl ft.HMhnre than an; other two manurartiirara.
W. UDouslaa as.on and la.M ahoea rlal aide by
Side with S6.uo snd ln.00 eWs of oilier makee are
found to be mat aa (nod. 'i hey will outwear two
pairs of ordinary Sa.oo and t.M ahoea.
Madt of tht beit Itathtrt. Including Patent
Corona Kid, Corona Colt and National Kangaroo,
f.M Clee Sr.lH, ilw.y, ll.tk Hk Dm.
D.a.lu Si SHI ten LI.." eusM k. HllM.
Shoes by mall, SS eta. extra. Catalog-
Tree. W. I,. IMHWI.AH, BrorSton, waaa. j
New Year Resolutions
Vat? i fee toy Curo
fears rails! bom llqacr, opima sad Immm
Ssblls, bead lot psrllauLarsia
Mil Institute. i&t&oTSSE:
ST. P. N.U.
Ma. 1S-1S0S.
TTTHEN writing to advertisers plsasa
mention this paper.
I
ground rent.