Condon globe., March 27, 1902, Image 4

March
April May
Thfre is a best time for doing
everything that is, ft time when ft
thing can be ilone to the best ad
vantage, most easily and most ef
fectively. Now is the lst time
for purifying your blood. Why ?
Because your system is now trying
to purify it you know this by the
mnples and other eruptions that
lare come on your face and body.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Are the medicines to take they do
the work thoroughly and agreeably
and never fail to do it.
Hood's are the medicines you
have always heard recommended.
-I rannot roooinmend Hood's Sarssrarilla
too highly as vprinc medicine. Wtat-u we
take H tn the spring; we ell ieel belter thrum: b.
the summer." Mrs. 9. H. N'eau, NeCrays la.
ttomtTm SarwaprKlm prmlmum tm
cwr Mtef krnrnpm thm prtniam.
In a Lighter Mood.
She: "Xo man hasever kissed me."
lie: "I wouldn't boast of my un
popularity , if I were you." rhiladel
phia Keeord.
rfT FemiMiontrr Cmn. K Bts r e iuwwiss
fliV IllH tflW lT" leof IT. KIlMttlMI m
No Doubt About It
"Bridget, what did you say to Miss
Smith when she called?"
"I tould her you were out this toime
for sure ma'am." Harper'? Bazar.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth-
Inv Krmn thft het kkiikIt to IIM tor their
duldren during toe teething period.
Snapshot Opinion.
Ned Clara ears you are a perfect
gentleman.
Fred Why, she doesn't know me.
. Vw.Tr,.t' what I tnKl hpr.
' CATARRH CASOTOT B CCEID
With Iocs! applications, u they rannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh it a blood or
const) tutienal disease, and in order to care it
Ton mast take internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and actsdirectty
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cnre is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of toe best physicians in this
conn try for years, and is a regular prescription.
It is composed of the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two intredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. i. CHENEY 4 CO., Propra., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, price T5c.
A Southern Pott
"Here, Marie! Send up a peck or
two of corn dodgers an' a hunk o' meat
to Joseph."
"Lan sakee! Why can't he come
to table?"
"Kase he's locked himself in his
room, an' is expressin' of himself in
poetry."
Pio's Cure is tbe best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs. Ww. O. Esdslit, Vanbureu, Iud.,
Feb. 10. 1900.
A Reprobate.
-' Area t yon asnamed to go away
and leave your wife in tears? " asked
the near relative,
"Oh, I don't know." answered fhe
brutal man, "that's the way she has a
good time when she goes to the
theater." Washington Star.
Why suffer yourself, or let others, when
relief may be had at once by using
Hamlin's izard Uil.
Defined
'Paw, here's something in the paper
about a 'junket. Wh,at is a junket?"
"A junket, my boy, is an excursion
at public expense to which you are not
invited." Chicago Tribune.
: TESTED AMD TKUE-OUARAHTEEoi
HO Wl im th Tlmm to USE IT.
Too Indigestible.
"Hear Bromley is dead?"
"So; what was the trouble?"
"Splinter of wood in his stomach."
"How in the world did that happen?"
"Eating club sandwiches." New
York Times.
DAD BLOOD,
DAD COMPLEXION.
The slda is the seat of an almost end-
less variety of diseases. They are known
by various names, but are all due to the
same cause, acid and other poisons in
the blood that irritate and interfere with
the proper action of the skin.
To have a smooth, soft skin, free from
all eruptions, the blood must be kept pure
and healthy. The many preparations of
arsenic and potash and the Urge cumber
of face powders and lotions generally
used in this class of diseases cover up
for a short time, but cannot remove per
manently the ugly blotches and the red,
disfiguring pimples.
Eternal vigilance Im tbe prloe
,of a beautiful oomplexlon
when such remedies are relied on.
Mr. H. T. Shobe, 1704 Lucas Avenue, St. Zfinit,
Mo., says : " My daughter was afflicted for years
with a disfiguring eruption on her face, which
resisted all treatment. She was taken to two
celebrated health springs, but received no bene
St. Many medicines were prescribed, but with.
out result, until we decided to try 8. B. 8., and by
the time the first bottle w as finished the eruption
began to disappear. A dozen bottles cured her
MimnM.lv and Wt 1ir akin nerfectlv smooth.
She lis now seventeen years ol end not a sign of
the cntbarrassinc disease has ever returned."
S. 8. S. is a positive, unfailing cure for
the Worst forms of skia troubles. It is
the greatest of all blood purifiers, and the
only one guaranteed purely vegeutDie.
.. Bad blood makes bad complexions.
purines and invigo
rates the old and
makes new, rich blood
that nourishes the
body and keeps the
akin active and healthy and ia proper
condition to perform its part towards
carrying off tbe impurities from the body.
If you have Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt
Rheum. Psoriasis, or your skin is rough
and pimply, send for our book on Blood
and Skin Diseases and write our physi
cians about your case. No charge what
ever for this service.
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA, 6A,
Bast OougB syrup. TaateeUoud. Use 1
tn timet, Bold tv drwgtota. f
JIM. w WJ-'Kfyw '? tlm"
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The bacillus of the grip Is the small
est disease term yet discovered..
The amount of blood lu the human
body Is otie-thlrteenth of the body
weight
It has often been claimed that the
presence of nickel In dust Is a sufficient
criterion to distinguish It as of cosmic
rather than terrestrial origin. It has
lately been shown that nickel Is found
In soot, aud hence that nlckellferoua
dust may be terrestrial Gallium, also,
Is found in all aluminous minerals, In
many flue dusts, tn many Iron ores. In
soot and In atmospherical dust
The cultivated oasis of Dakhla In the
Libyan desert has a copious water sup
ply, dertved eutlrely from an under
ground bed of saud stone which Is nev
er visible. The water rises to the sur
face through wells, averaging about
460 feet In depth. Many of these wells
were made In ancleut times, during the
Roman occupation. They fertilise broad
areas of cultivated lands. Interspersed
with palm groves. The success of this
system of irrigation lu Dakhla Is Inter
esting tn connection with the projects
for supplying moisture to some of our
Western plains which are similarly un
derlain by hidden supplies of water.
The continually Increasing demand
for India rubber, and the great interest
manifested in all efforts to prevent
waste of the trees from which rubber
Is derived, have led our consuls In coun
tries w here these trees grow to collect
many valuable facts concerning them.
Consul Goldschmldt at La Guaira re
cently transmitted to Washington some
highly Interesting statements about the
rubber, or caoutchouc, trees, ot the up
per Orinoco by Dr. Lucien Morlsse, who
has made extensive personal Investiga
tions in that region. Dr. MorUse
makes the somewhat surprising state
ment that the prohibition of the Vene
zuelan Government against the felling
of the trees is altogether unnecessary,
because "It relates to an immense for
est measuring upward of "4,000,000
acres, where caoutchouc exists In
abundance, and which it would require
millions and millions of hands to ex
ploit, whereas It only contains three or
four thousand Indians, not more than
the tenth part of whom are engaged In
the work."
Some interesting details have lately
been published concerning the use of
ozone in purifying water. Ozone is oxy
gen In a highly actlre condition and it
occurs in small quantities in tbe air
of the sea and of the mountains. Near
Berlin an establishment has been erect
ed for the purpose of experimenting on
the effects of ozone in ridding water of
the microbes it contains. Ozonized air
containing from 2 to 3 grams per cubic
meter (a cubic meter equals 220.09 gal
lons and a gram is about 15 grains) is
passed upward into a tower which Is
filled with flints and In its passage
meets the water coming down and thus
acts upon it It has been shown that
as regards water from the Spree, the
number of microbes was decreased
from 600,000 per cubic centimeter (.0G1
cubic inch) to 10, which Is practically
niL The total cost is set down at 33
cents per 1,000 cubic feet Ozone has
long been known as "nature's disin
fectant" and its application to tbe puri
fication of water becomes, therefore, a
matter of great Interest If the cost
can be reduced this mode of purifica
tion may have a chance of widespread
adoption.
JUST AS GOOD.
Backwoods Merchant Who Always Had
What a Customer Wanted.
Abel Judklns kept the corner store In
Centerville, and It was bis boast that
no man who patronized him need lack
for anything be wanted, provided be
had the wherewithal to pay.
Occasionally some unreasonable per
son would ask for a commodity not In
cluded In Abel's list; but if he did so.
he was either provided with some
thing which Mr. Judklns assured him
was better than the article he had de
sired, and served exactly the same
purpose, or he was made to feel that
it was, for some dark and mysterious
reason, no longer "carried" by any
progressive aid self-respecting shop.
When a carping summer resident,
whose pair of ancient bellows, bought
at an auction sale, bad collapsed be
yond repair, expressed surprise that no
bellows were to be had of Mr. Judklns,
the Centerville storekeeper turned upon
her with a lofty smile.
"Folks here, ma'am," he said, cold
ly, "don't hold with getting bo took
up with old ideas, or being so narrow,
as some of those that summer with us
from below. The advances of civili
zation are prized here In this town,
the air-tights with drafts are more
thought of than old chlmbly fireplaces
that require constant feeding and have
to be blowed on to keep 'em a-going."
He glanced at the summer resident.
but could discover no special signs of
weakening or humility in her face.
With a briskness which always marked
his mercantile proceedings, he changed
In a twinkling from the advocate of
progress to the upholder of primitive
methods.
"But folks will be folks, ma'am," he
said, indulgently, "and If you like an
open glow I don't know what's to bin
der. And better than anv bellows that
ever were made, ma'am, is an onion-
stalk. I can fit you out complete with
three stout ones at this present, and
wnen you've blowed them out o use
fulness, all you've got to do Is to come
to Abel Judklns and get some more."
CHANGE SECURED AT HOME.
Valne of New Surroundings for an
Invalid Bhowa.
The doctor looked at his young pa
tient witn rattier a dissatisfied air.
"Why do you not get well?'' he asked
her, somewhat impatiently. "Your fe
ver left you long ago, and you have no
organic trouble, and yet you stay Just
in trie same state day after day. You
will hurt my reputation if you keep on
in this way," he added, Jokingly: but
on leaving the room he spoke more seri
ously.
"She must be roused in some way,"
he said to her mother and the trained
nurse who waa In attendance. "What
she really needs Is a chango, but sh Is
too weak In her present condition to
travel. I am going to try an experiment
which will do no harm and may do
good.
n want you to let me have another
bedroom for her. aud arrange It quite " lua , t.;r 7 ":: ,"
differently from the way It Is now.! " ? ' "
Ilang up new chluta curtains and put!lhU m,nt!:T J"1 ,P fil t ?f
S Wa UIVUIV buv av intuiitsii Wit. U
A. room with a fireplace, If possible.
Light a bright little wood fire, and buy
her a pretty new dresslug gown. V
will give her a radical change la her
owu house and see what that will do."
a i. e r,.w.r.t h.
was told that she was so much better I ,ul "eavy. did not come to
that she was going to be moved Into!"0 floor' rhoy n,,?1 11 ' by ' Sl?
another room, and, despite her reluct-!0' lls foot' "ud "T"?1
ance. the change was made. IJeademont unfortuuately failed to
The next day ahe showed languid observe.
pleasure at her pretty and uovel sur- audience, which had been held
rouudlngs, her diet was altered, and!t(ns nJ breathless under the tragic
she cradually acquired an appetite. Iu
a pretty new dressing j.tcaei, sue re
rir.t thA rotni)llments of the doctor
r i - . a. a
and nurse with complacency, and from i
that Utue on began to convalesce rap
Idly. "All going to prove, said the doctor,
'that absolute change Is often an es
sential toward recovery, and that the
required stimulus may be given. If nec
essary, at home."
Even to those who are In health the
benefits of a home change should not
be underrated, says the New York Trib-'
uue. "I Ilk to get a new cook because
It Is the only way we get dlffereut
food.- said a yoong married woman;
but the more experienced housekeeper ;
appreciates the Imperative hygienic j
value of change, and varies the family
diet accordingly. I
Every woman has experienced the
mental and even moral stimulus of aj
new gown (always provided It has been
paid for), but not every one recognliM
the fact that It is the same with doml
ciliary surroundings, and that to occa
sionally make a different arrangement
of furniture Is a good thing, while
small novelties In the way of new book
and periodicals, a change of druss, and
particularly the menu, all go to bright
en the home atmosphere and give a
tired man the change he really requires.
Tbe Trade of Palestine.
The account of the trade of Palestine
during the year 1900. given In the con
sular rennrt iwsmilv issnoil la fill civ
hopeful, though neither the exports
nor the Imports reach the level at- xbe Butler Earl,
tained In 1SS9. The prosperity of tlu In 0ij day8 wj,en kings received per
country depends still, as It always has 80nal service from their most trusted
done, and most probably always wl nobles, simple offices were created,
do. upon the fruits of the earth. Cen-1 sucu a8 cup-bearer, chamberlain, but
turles before the present era, corn ami ier whlcn have descended as titles of
wine and oil were among the chief ulgh rank. In a more complex world
boons of the "promised laud." and : the service has been lost sight of, and
though we hear little now of the first, !
the other two are regaining their an
clent reputation. To melons, which
also were valued in ancient days, :i
new fruit has been added the orange.
This, indeed, and the grape, are now
the most Important products of rates
tine, though the exports of the former
have declined considerably in vahvi
the last few years, Jaffa oranges,
however, maintain their reputatiou. st
that It may be hoped that the depres
elon Is only temporary. Southern Pal
estine has always been noted for ls
vineyards; It was Judah who "bound
bis foal to the vine and washed bis
clothes In the blood of the grapes.
Is tbe Lion Intelligent?
After prolonged experiment, M
Ilachet-Souplet has reached the con-1
elusion that there can be no doubt that
the lion is tbe possessor of reasoning
faculties. Of course this conclusion
is based on observation, not on hypo
thesis. Among the experiments was
one which took place at the Museum of
Natural Illstoir. within a stone-throws
of the statue of Chevreul, the scientist
centenarian. A lion was presented un
aware with a closed box containing an
appetizing piece of meat. The point
to determine was whether the animal
would be smart enough to discover the
secret, open the box and secure the
coveted ffiorsti through means of bis
own. The king of animals did not dis
appoint the scientist who had. faith in
his judgment. After hesitating a little,
tbe lion raised the lid of the box with
bis nose, and altbougb he went at It at
first in the wrong way, he deliberately
put the box In the proper position, ex
actly as a man would have done. It
took him exactly three minutes, and
a written report of the occurrence wa.j
signed by the witnesses.
A Pretty Broad Hint.
An anecdote is told of one of the
smaller South American republics
which illustrates the methods which
are adopted when it comes to a ques
tion of making war. The "navy" of
the particular power referred to con
sists of a single, old fashioned, side-
wheel steamer, armed with one gun
In time of peace she is engaged in haul- j
lng freight up and down the river ,
which runs close to the. capital. At the ,
outbreak of one of the periodical wars, j
not so very long ago. tbe President of .
the republic took charge of the trteamer j
and started up stream on a recruiting ;
expedition, leaving his senior general
In charge of the military preparations
at the capital A couple of days later
the steamer returned, and some sev-
enty miserable looking natives, each
firmly bound with a strong rope, were
marched off and tumed over to the gen-
erai, witn a note irom tne t'resiuent
which read:
"Dear General: I send you herewith
seventy volunteers. Please return the
ropes at once.'
Small Population.
Norway's population Is the smallest
In Europe, compared with her area.
Each of her Inhabitants could have
forty acres of land, while the Briton
would have to be content with less
than an acre.
Fertility of Egypt's BoU.
The fertility of Egypt's soil Is Illus
trated by a fact that every one of 10,
500 square miles can support 028 per
sons, whereas even In densely popu
lated Belgium there are only 080 to the
square mile.
Husslans in Kansas.
There are 4,000 Russians In Kansas,
a thousand heads of families who do
little beyond raising wheat They vote
In elections as one man, and attend
strictly to their own business.
Honestly now, if you were in the oth
er fellow's shoes, could you do any better
OESDEMONA'S FEET.
They Quite Profce X'p the," Scene for
KMer BaWlni.
From the sublime to the ridiculous Is
but a step, aud in an anecdote recently
? I I T .ZLIZ,.
inona'a lealh had been reached.
Already the raging Moor had slain
his Innocent victim, and disturbed by
Kinllia's knock, had let fall the cur
talus before the couch on which the
I'tKKl lay. The drapcrlea provided, at-
"iwi or the great actor, suuueuiy ut
tered a curious, long-drawn breath of
atuasemcut followed by a bobbing of
many heads, a uulversai craning of
necks, and thou, to poor Salvlul'a be
wilderment aud dismay, by a burst of
downright laughter, lie could perceive
nothing amiss, and there was nothing
for him to do but to Ignore the laugh
ter and proceed with the scene. But no
wonder the people laughed!
The murdered Pesdomoua bad risen
anj waa evidently Bitting on the side
ot tn, couch, for beneath the curtains
her dangling feet were plainly seen.
kicking cheerfully back and forth,
SuoU utt,,rly uncon8Cou. feet they
wMe ,h.t the audience might uot have
, hed , nnd thty kfl,)t 8tm: but
M at onM they u,gail a heel and-toe
step, and people rocked back and forth
t , t(J Buppma ti,,.jr merriment,
thtm th. t, of the rlht
foot went t0 tho back of tbe kft ankl
anJ 8cratchMl vigorously.
Restraint was euded; every one et
go and laughed and laughed. From tho
box one could see In the entrance the
outsnread fingers, the hoisted shoul-
d ,he degpaIrngiy shaken heads of
the Italan Kt0t who could find no
cause for the uproar.
Salrlni behaved perfectly In that dis
turbed and distressed, he showed no
sign of anger, but maintained his dig
nity through It all even when, In draw
ing the curtains and disclosing Deade
mona dead once more, the Incompro-
henslble laughter again broke out
onjy the outer circumstance and dig'
nity of the office remain. For Instance,
the Duke of Norfolk, earl marshal of
England, is hereditary chief butler of
the realm.
A story of his youth, told In the New
York Tiuie, brings Into curious rela
tion the real rank of tbe man and his
theoretic function.
When he was a young man be was
reticent, and at evening receptions used
to paste himself flat against the wall
and say nothing. On one occasion a
sprightly couple came by him, chatter
ing and wrapped up In themselves.
"I wish you'd bring an Ice here," said
the man to the silent black and white
figure against the wall.
The upright young man obeyed. As
he came back with the refreshments tbe
lady noticed tbe ungloved band that
reached her the glass.
"I don't believe that man Is a ser
vant," she whispered. "Ask some
body." Meanwhile tbe duke had met a
fvlaml an1 wit Ii rrrMrri frtltmrat fl a rl rtlil
'
made tbe mlxtnke was Introduced to
the duke, who said:
"Well, I congratulate you. You had
penetration to detect the hereditary
chief butler of England when be was
In plain evening dress. There Isn't
much difference between a chief butler
and a head waiter, you know."
Intelligent Squirrels.
A party of young people, who In last
summer's holiday Journeyed through
tbe country gypsy-like In a caravan,
witnessed In a grove near a glen tbe
following Incident, which seems to
show a friendly understanding among
squirrels:
An al fresco dinner had Just been
finished and the party were still sitting
at the table, when a red squirrel, with
glistening, eager eyes, came creeping
down a tree which stood near the ta
ble, lie crept nearer and nearer, and
finally leaped upon the table.
The lady who was presiding said:
"Yes, help yourself to anything you
want!" I
Upon this Invitation the little fellow
made bold to creep up to a loaf of
bread from which only a slice or two
had been cut. He seized It and
dragged It to the side or tne tabic, ana
somehow managed to scramble aown
the side with It to the ground. Ho
then fixed his teeth in tne crust, ana
' dragged it away and down the steep
' sides of the glen,
j But when he reached the bottom and
confronted the rise on the other side,
It was too much for him. Then he gave
a sort of call, which seemed to be un-
derstood, for soon squirrels were seen
coming from several lireciions. iney
j crowded round him, and after a little
conference all took hold, and with a
' tue and strain they managed to bring
tha inaf tn thfl toD of the bill. Then
they disappeared with it In the woods
beyond. Family Herald.
Pleased with Hie Joke.
Indlffnant householder (to the collec
for of i?a t.illsl IIow is It that my gas
foWg get njgber and higher every quar
ter, when I am sure tnat we nurn 00
more eas than we did formerly r
Collector (meekly and deprecatlng)-
! I am sure, sir, I do not Know, unless
Bnm..ft,in. u the matter witn tne
meter.
Indignant householder (satirically)
Something the matter with the meter,
eh? Oh. yes; I suppose the meter has
the gastrlck fever!
Ami tho old man was so pleased with
his Joke that he cheerfully paid the
bill-London TIt-Blts.
As people lose innocence they find
experience. '
A word to tbe wise is often suffl
clent to get a fool into trouble.
Tko Glianfjo cf
EJiO
la the most Important period la wo
man's existence. Owlny to eaodera
methods of living, not cm woman la
a thousand approaches this perfectly
Batumi change without experiencing
ft train of very annoying aud some
times, painful symptoms.
Those dreadful hot flashes, sending
the blood surging to the heart until it
seems ready to burst, and the faint
feeling that follows, sometimes with
chills, aa if the heart were going to
top for good, are aymptoma ot a can
i sir J?
Mas. Juntts Keaua,
garoaa, nervous trouble. Those not
laahee are Just so many calla from
nature for help. The nerves are cry
ing out for aeaistauoe. The cry should
be heeded la time. Lydla E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound was pre
pared to meet the needs of woman's
system at this trying period of her life.
It builds up the weakened nervous
system, and enables a woman to pas
that grand change triumphantly.
I waa a very sick woman, caused
by Change ot Life. I Buffered with hot
flushes, and fainting spells. I waa
afraid to go on the street, my head and
back troubled me so. I waa entirely
cured by Lydia E. Pinkhara's Vegeta
ble Compound." Ma. Jkniub Noau,
010 Keyset St, German town, Pa.
Extra vafant
Mr. Fijjit I understand the deacons
are going to cut our pastor's salary;
they don't think that an extravagant
salary harmonizes with the ethics of
Christianity.
Mrs. Fijjit How much Is he getting.
Mr. Fijjit Seven hundred a year.
Ohio State Journal.
Gave It Away.
lie looked despairingly into vacancy.
"I have had my misgivings," he said
in a dull and passionless: voice, "but
now I am sure. Your laugh shows me
yon are utterly heartless."
She tumed pale.
"Heavens!" she cried In terror, "did
I open my mouth as wide as thatT"
Hit last Visit.
"So you met a frost when you called
around?" said Tom. "Did you feel
chilly?"
"Not at all," respended Dick. "Her
father made it warm enough for me
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Dashaway Quilldriver seems to be a
fellow of extremes one who writes
awful slubh and sublime prose, and who
is at the same time an idiot and a
genius.
Cleverton Where did you get such
an idea?
DuHhaway I've just been reading
the reviews of his latest book. liar
per'fl Bazar.
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QuililUd.
"Are you married or unmarried?"
asked the theatrical manager of an ap
plicant for engagement.
"Unmarried," replied she. "I've
been unmarried four times." Detroit
Free Press.
Tbe Kind You Have Always
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personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive yon In this.' Counterfeits, Imitations ana
Jost-as-goad ' are but Experiments, nnd endanger tha
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
froric, Drops and Soothing: Syr tips. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
. substance. Its aire is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles.cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For
THK OIMT.Ua COMPANY, T
Thiflji art Dlffaranl In Botte.
PayB the Boston Globes "In taking
her out sleigh riding, young man be
careful of that vaccinated arm."
That advice may do for Boston young
men, but out here a sensible youth
would ratlir forego the minor pleasure
of the ride than be handicapped tn Utat
provoking manner. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
SUUr Ships.
Mrs. Crimsonlwak I see by this
wireleM telegraphy, while at sea, one
ship can communicate with another.
Mr. Crimsonboak One ship can talk
back to another?
"Yes."
"Well, that's an additional reason
why they should lie called sister ships."
Put ills rest Oa It
"Did did your wife ever bake
chocolate cake?" asked Nuwed. cau
tiously.
"Loads of 'em." renlled Oldwed.
proudly; "why?"
"Vi ell. mv wife baked her first one
r r
yesterday and placed It out on the
notvh to cool. I came ilonn and
thought the dern thing was a hassock."
Ohio State Journal.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
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k im Scfesol fur lap. '
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" You admit that you are a tramp, do
you?" said the eminent counsel to the
witness.
"Yes. sir "
"Tell this jury, sir, why you lead
such a worse than useless life."
"Tbe explanation ia simple. I am
too proud to work and too honest to
Decome a lawyer. Detroit tree Tress.
A Mean Restriction.
"Oh, my!" exclaimed the young
wife, reading over the insurance policy
on her husband's life in her favor,
"this insurance company is just hate
tul."
"Why, what's the matter?"aked her
husband.
"Why, it you commit suicide they
won't pay any money at all." Phila
delphia Press
j'gSupcrior Poddeo Piants
About MmllcsahMdof Dwarf EawxRaaata
tMtunm,lnTKananMtruninsiuuii. II
1
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Giant Incarnate Clover It'
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gnn roditrr per arr I ra nal ; HWII i, Willi lis sa unalwls 01 grata
and i tons ot bay par acre, BUllon IoUar Onus, sto., sto.
Saher'B Crass Mixture
Tleldlng tons of nagnineant bay and aa andlMa amount ef pastnrage en any farm In Amertea,
Dromum lnermla6 ton of May per Acre
The graat graai of the eentorv, arowlng wlwiwr sou Is found. Onr snat eatalocne, worth lioe to
any wideawake American ardnr or farmer. Is mailed to yoo with nuuijr farm and saiuplas, BiM
raoetpt of but 10 oeuU postage. ar-Catelogaloneloeaufurpuage,
JOHN A. SAL2ER SEED COMPANY, La Crosse, Wis.
Bought has borne the signa
Signature of
Oyer 30 Years.
URAV STNCrT, ejSW 0 OlTV. '
Coughed
" I bad a most stubborn couth
for many year. It deprived ma
of sleep and 1 grew very thin. I
then tried Avers Cherry Pectoral,
nd was quickly cured."
R. N. Mann, Fill Mills, Tenn.
Sixty years of cures
and such testimony as the
above have taught us what
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
will do.
We know It's the great
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after you try It.
There's cure In every drop.
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Foot of Morrison Street.
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Windmills and Pumps and Uonorai
Machinery, roe ut boiore buying.
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Butlnut, Mort Than DoubM In four ttari.
r?o?lflK?Mnil sellsmore men's .(inii(l
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