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Xtril.
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Hood's Sarsapariila
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Cciwrovt.
Mr. Newly wed (solicitously) And
how did you get along with the butcher,
love? .
Mrs. Sewlywed Oh, splendidly.
He is such a generous man, Mortimer,
When I order a four pound roast he
always sends roe one weighing six or
seven. -'
Mothers will find Mrs. Winalow's Booth
tnr Srrup the best remedy to nae tor their
children during tba tee tiling period.
Hit Quick Retort
The lady Yes; it's only men that
turn tramps. Why aren't women idie?
The Tramp Because most of them
are busy bodies, mum.
Are Yob train; Allen' Foot-Ens?
It it the onlr f 'or Swollen, Smarting,
Burning, gweatln Ftet, Corn and Bunion.
Ask tor Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder to b
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Cautious.
Small Man Yes, sir; he's a con
temptible scoundel, and I told him so!
Big Man Did he knock you down
Small Man No, I told him through
the telephone.
Piso's Cure cannot be too hiphlv spoken
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Third Ave., N, Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
6, 1900.
Th Cartful Sportsman.
Jimson Where are you going?
Bilson Only for a day's shooting.
Jintson Great snakes! With that
car load of freight?
Bilson These boxes contain books
the largest and most complete compen
dium of the game laws of the state. I
don't want to shoot anything out of
season.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
Tta Kind Yea Have Alwajs Bought
Bears the
Signature
An Acceptable Neighbor.
Blizzer How does your wife like
that lady who moved in next door?
Buzzar Oh, all right! She hasn't
as many gowns as my wife
Stop guessing! Try a certain cure for
painful ailments by getting at once a
bottle of Hanlin s V uard Oil
Causa Enough.
Housekeeper Why did you leave
your last place?
Servant Faith, the lady and her
husband was always quarrel in'.
"What did they quarrel about?"
"Bekase I wouldn't lave till me two
weeks was up."
1 TESTED AMD TRUE-GUARANTEED
X MOW I Im thm TUnm to USE IT.
Not Noticeable.
Willie Why, Uncle Jake, how you
must have changed!
Uncle Jake What do you mean,
Willie?
"fapa says the other morning you
had a terrible head on you."
There Is a certain
disease that has
come down to ui
through many cen
turies ana u
older than
history itself,
yet very few
outside of
those who have learned from bitter ex
perience know anything of its nature oi
eharacteristics. At first a little nicer oi
(ore appears, then glands of the neck oi
rroins swell; pimples break out on the
Breast, back or some other part of the
body and 611 with yellow pustular matter ;
the mouth and throat become Bore and
the tongue is at all times badly coated.
Headaches are frequent, and muscles and
joints throb and hurt, especially during
(lamp, rainy weather. These are some oi
the symptoms of that most loathsome of
til diseases, Contagious Blood Poison.
. This strange pois-
ContaglOUS on does not affect
Blood Poison llny
eaten up with it within a short time after
being inoculated, while others show but
light evidence of any taint for a long
time after exposure, but its tendency in
every case is to complete destruction of
the physical system, sooner or later.
S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for
this bad disease the only antidote for
this specific poison. It cures Contagious
Blood Poison in every form and stage
thoroughly and permanently. S. 8. S.
contains no Mercury, Potash or other
harmful minerals, but is strictly and
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer
f 1,000.00 reward for proof that it is not
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sasaivention
M. Floresoo bas communicated to the
Academy of silences at Paris proofs
that there la a fixed relation between
the quantity of Iron In the liver of ani
mals and the color of their skin and
hair. Animals of dark hair contain
nearly twice the amouut of iron and
pigments In the liver and skin ai those
of white balr.
Prof. W. W. Campbell, the Director
of the Lick Observatory, in summing
up the results of the observations and
photographs made by the party sent
from that observatory to study the to
tal eclipse of the sun la Sumatra last
May, says that the general concluslou
to be drawn Is that the coronal struc
ture surrounding the sua Is made up of
matter, probably very finely divided,
ejected from the surface of the sun
with great velocities!. Just as we have
matter ejected, now and then," from
terrestrial volcanoes, with compara
tively small velocities.
Few persons have any conception of
the tremendous degree of heat repre
sented In the sun. Just as they are Ig
nroant. as a rule, that tt Is hydrogeu
gas that, biasing lu the suu, keeps the
universe of life existent. An astron
omer has Just given some luterestiug
details respecting the temperature of
the sun. He asserts that the mean tem
perature la about degrees centi-'
grade approximately 11,200 degrees
Fahrenheit Of such a degree of heat
one can form no adequate conception.
Of the total heat the earth receives, of
course, only a very small proportion..
The rest belongs to space and is shared
by other worlds than this.
Men sometimes dream of enormous
wealth stored In the earth, below the
reach of miners, but according to the
statements of Prof. C K. Van Illse at
the Denver meeting of the American
Association for the Advancement of
Science, there" Is little or no ground to
believe that valuable metallic deposits
lie very deep In the earth's crust Such
deposits, he said, are made by under
ground waters, and owing to the pres
sure on the rocks at great depths, the
waters are confined to a shell near the
surface. With few exceptions, ore de
posits become too lean to repay work
ing below 3.000 feet. Xlne mines in
ten, taking the world as a whole, are
poorer In the second thousand feet
than In the fierst thousand, and poorer
yet in the third thousand than in the
second.
In September the hunters and trap
pers of the Yukon start out for their
long winter sojourn In the midst of
the snowy and pathless woods and
along the banks of frozen rivers and
streams. Bears, beavers, otters, minks,
martens, foxes, wolvea and wolever
ene all fall before their rifles or are
caught in their traps, and the man who
can accumulate a good store of the
furs of any of these animals Is well re
warded for his hard winter's work.
But the greatest prize, which all seek
and comparatively few get, Is the rare
black fox, of which only about half a
dozen are killed In a season, whose soft
robe Is worth from $200 to $300 to the
trapper who takes It From twenty
five to forty silver-gray foxes are
caught in a season; their pelts bring
from $100 to $200 apiece. The prices
of bear pelts vary from $10 to $25; of
beaver, from $3.50 to $7; of mink, from
$1.50 to $3; of marten from $3.50 to
$12, and of otter from $4 to $8.
NO CHANGE IN ALMANACS.
Same Style, Same 8ubject Matter in
Them for Many Generations.
What I'd like to see," remarked the
druggist on the corner, 'Is a family al
manac filled with half-tone pictures. It
would be a novelty to soothe the eyes
and mind. We, who have gone through
many years at this business and have
had ample time to digest the countless
free almanacs devoted to the relief of
all bodily ills and 'sure guides to
health,' know the average almanac
from cover to cover. The wood-cuts
that decorate some of them were made
for our granddaddies and are as fa
milial to their fading visions as they
are Interesting to our own children. I
recall perfectly the almanac of by
boyhood.
"After giving the church days and
cycles of time, with the eclipses for the
year and the best time during that
term In which to observe the planets,
It had an address to the sick and a ta
ble showing the mean time of diges
tion of the different articles of diet
Then followed a choice variety of an
cient Jokes, Interspersed with the sun
and moon phases for every month, each
day being marked with such phenom
ena and Important events, such as
'Swedenborg born' or 'Kansas admit
ted.' At the head of each month was a
woodcut representing some timely re
minder or scene of the month men
tioned. For Instance, January was
generally depicted with snow-covered
ground and woodsmen felling huge
trees. February showed the farmers
threshing grain In an open barn.
March displayed the arrival of the
seeds and April the sowing of them.
For May we had a woman aud chil
dren working in the garden planting
potted flower and in June the farmers
were gathering the first of their crop.
July showed a boy fishing In a pond,
with a stately house and fine-looking
windmill at his back. August illus
trated the gra'n-cuttlng time and Sep
tember gathering of apples, penrs and
other tree fruit. Then came the har
vest of corn for October, a shooting
scene for chilly November and a warm
fireside with a giant Christmas tree
for bleak December.
"The odd thing now about this old
fashioned almanac Is this: Go over to
the next drug store you meet and pick
up the first almanac you can lay hands
to, You will be surprised to note the
marked similarity between the old and
the new. The bitter lg made up of the
features I have mentioned as being In
the old, even to the 'unsolicited testi
monials selected from thousands re
ceived,' the table for foretelling the
weather throughout each year, and
perhaps the latest postage laws.
"It lg said that everything changes In
this blessed world of ours," said the
druggist, according to the New York
Mall and Express, "but I have never
known the averosre almanac to shed Its
old-time Ideas. That la w hy I sigh for
a modern almanac with halMoue pic
tures. AT SHORT RANGE.
Lara
African Lion Killed at the
Vint Snot, j
An Englishman who lived many years
Su Africa relates a thrilling experience ;
which befell his family there. Ilia'
home at the time was lu the edge of j
the Transvaal wilderness, and It waaj
there that the event occurred.
One evening about dusk my wife and '
child were sitting on the veranda of
the bungalow. I was engaged a few
rods away, putting the fluishltig touch
es to a bit of wagou repalrlng. The
servants were at the rear of the bouse.
It was one of those peculiarly quiet
evenings wheu nothing seems to break
the stillness.
Suddenly I felt rather than saw.
something moving near the veranda. I
looked more closely, and to my horror
perceived an enormous lion stealing
along the ground lu the direction of my
wife and child. My wife saw the crea
ture at the same instant and despite
her terror, fortunately remained per
fectly motionless and silent
Scarcely knowing what to do, I hasti
ly crept toward the side of the bunga
low to the open window of my room,
where I knew a loaded rifle was leaning
apatust the wail. 1 cllaiued In at the
window, seized the rifle and leaped by
another window out upon the veranda.
There was no time to think; the lion
was within a few feet of my dear ones
and crouching for a spring. I called
softly to my wife not to move, aud then
fired.
The ball passed directly over my
boy's head and lodged in the forehead
of the liou. Immediately above the eyes,
and stretched him on the ground.
There was an instant of fearful sus
pense. Then I fired again, but the sec
ond bullet was not necessary, for the
lion had been killed at the first shot
MAN WHO WROTE G0 'WAY
BACK AND SIT D0W.M
"It U wholly Inspiration," said Elmer
Bowman, the author of "Go 'Way Back
and Sit Down."
Mr. Bowman Is a
uegro. He was boru
In Denver and lives
In New York.
rL I "Ever since I could
was humming live
ly airs of my own
and putting words
to them which were
funny everybody
laughed at them.
anyway. And so
when I went to
New York I deter
mined to make use
of my talents, ttud
.-. t; 4 Jfc-r 1 1 nave aone so.
V. -J' I "When my mas
. terplece .Go .WaT
ELUEB BOWHAX. Back Q fl g,,
Down,' was incubating I practically
ostracised myself from family and
friends. Great subjects cannot be
treated Jlgrntly. I felt the inspiration
in me to compose something that would
enter Into and become a part of the lit
erature of music, and I gave myself to
It as only the artist can.
"I have, however, turned out some
other compositions of which, I believe,
I have reason to feel proud. There Is,
for instance, the lyric, 'I've Got Chick
en 6n the Brain,' which has become so
popular in New York. That came to me
one evening after I had returned from
a birthday party. I recognized In It at
once as material for a classic, and I
gave my whole mind to the production.
The success it has achieved fully re
pays me for the brain work I expended
on it"
A Genial Encounter.
The tsar's last visit to France has
filled the French papers with reminis
cences of his former stay.
One day he drove incognito to the
house of Loubet then president of the
senate, and while bis companion went
In to announce tbe visit, he amused
himself by putting his bead out of the
window and looking at the people who
passed.
A whistling street boy approached
aud recognized him, In spite of tbe
plainness of his equipage. He stopped,
took off his cap and said, cheerfully,
"Good day, sir! How Is the empress?"
The tsar was naturally surprised, but
be replied, with a smile:
"Thanks, young man. The empress
Is quite well, and has eujoyed the trip
very much."
The boy seemed glad to hear it, nod
ded, and went whistling away. The
tsar said, in telling the story, that he,
thus cordially accosted, was the only
one of the two to be embarrassed.
Mrs. Whitman a Succensl'al Rancher.
Mrs. C. N. Whitman, of Denver,
Colo., owns the largest ranch of any
woman in the world. It Is located In
Texas, near Tascosa, and Is called the
L. S. ranch, after Luclen Scott, the first
owner. The ranch Is thirty miles
square and Is devoted entirely to cattle
raising. Mrs. Whitman makes her
home in Denver, t.ltbough she Is ab
sent a great deal, both at tbe ranch and
In Europe. Mrs. Whitman understands
the management of the ranch thorough
ly. When down there she rides over
It from day to day on horseback, and
keeps herself thoroughly informed as
to Its needs. She knows both ends of
the business; how to raise cattle and
how to sell them profitably.
He Tumbled.
"Ha! ha!" laughed Willie. "I chuck
ed a bananer skin in front of de teach
er." "I don't see any Joke in that" spoke
up his mother.
"Don't you? Well, he tumbled all
right, all right."
Why He Kxcclled the Typewriter.
"I can take 100 words a minute," said
the shorthand writer.
"I often take more than that," re
marked the other, In sorrowful ac
cents; "but then I have to. I'm mar
ried." A man will talk for his Interests, even
If it Is necessary for him to say that
black is white.
Why not be eccentric by praising peo
ple? r
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HIS MAJESTY'S AUTOMOBILE.
Description of the I.nrlu Vehicle
Ordered for Kln Kdward.
In his majesty the King of England
motoring possesses one of lt$ keenest
supporters.
Since the days of the English built
Daimler, which was his majesty's In
itial experlmeut In motor ownership,
quite a number of cars have passed
through the gates of Saudrlugham for
his use, but his luterest lu this form
of locomotion Is unabated.
The majority of his cars, however,
have been Coventry Daimlers, Id the
selection of which his majesty has set
the very necessary example of encour
aging the home Industry, live last car
supplied him was a great, roomy, com
fortable vehicle, principally destined
for use at shooting parties and similar
functions, aud known as the beaters'
car. This, however, is entirely over
shadowed by the splendid carriage
which they are building for hltu at the
preseuj moment, particulars of which
are uow published for the first time.
The car, which Is a Coventry Daimler,
will be fitted with a 22 horse power,
four-cylinder motor, running at a nor
mal speeJ of 720 revolutions It Is de
slgued to carry sufficient petrol for a
run of 150 miles; Is fitted with both
electric aud tube Ignition and Is gear
ed up to twenty-four miles an hour,
The car Is unquestionably tbe most
luxurious ever constructed, the body
differing materially from tbe ordinary
form.
Tbe tonueau. which Is of the roomiest
and most comfortable description, Is
designed to hold six passeugers and
the seats are built considerably above
the two lu front Intended for the use
of the mechanician and an attendant
in order that the passengers may ob-
talu an uninterrupted view ahead. The
seats are rounded and are fitted with
fine gauze curtains on either sldo,
which may be drawn at will.
While effectually protecting the royal
party from the dust they are sufficient
ly transparent to allow of an uninter
rupted view of the scenery on all sides.
At the back of the tonueau glass win
dows extend from the door upward to
the canopy aud form a further protec
tion against dust that arch-enemy of
the motorist.
The whole of the coach work, says
the London Mall, which Is of the fin
est possible description, will be paint
ed In the royal colors.
DOGS AS SCOUTS
Would Be Uncfnl in Fighting- Natives
of Jungl Countries.
Captain Steele, of the Sixth Infan
try, after au experience of the condi
tions of warfare In the Phllipplues,
strongly urges that dogs should bo at
tached to tbe aruiy. Iu the Army and
.avjf aiuumui uts tigresses me opin-
Ia .).... ,1 . ... . V. A - . V i
vu lUUh UV3 UIU lUC UU1J BVUUIS mat
can secure
a small detachment against
a the tra Is through theaa
ambush ou the trails through these
tropical jungles.
The bush is so dense that flankers
are out of the question; and trails are
so crooked and over such rouch ter
ritory that the point at one or two
hundred yards, Is out of sight of tbe
ninlri nortr Tlia Instirtvanto lvlrt u I
ambu8b usually, or-orten, let tbe point
pass and open with a volley upon tbe
wagons and main body of the escort
They open from apparently Impene
trable Jungle, and at a range from
thirty to two hundred yards. They
Are one or two volleys, then usually
run away, sometimes never a man'
of them can be seen.
Tbe dogs, pointers or bounds, would
need little training. Their Instincts
for hunting and snillling In every holo!
and corner would be xutHdent to Jus
tify their use.
Captain Steele possesses a dog nam-
ed Done, and asserts that up to the
date of writing uo detachment with
which it bas been out has fallen Into
an ambuscade.
"He went with us last winter on
General Schwan's long southern cam
paign," says Captain Steele, "and
lived for more than a mouth on scraps
of hard bread and bacon. He covered
six times as much ground every day
as any man of the column, and Is the
friend of every soldier in my battal
ion." Exposing; a Fraud.
Dishonest holders of accident lnsur-.
ance policies frequently put the com
panies' physicians to needless trouble
by claiming damage for trifling hurts,
which under the law entitle them to
nothing. Some deliberately practice
fraud, says a physician quoted In tbe
Atlanta Journal, and pretend to have
ailments when they are sound In ev
ery part -
A few days ago, says the physician,
I was summoned to a hospital to ex
amine a man who pretended to have
had his hearing totally destroyed by
the premature explosion of a blast
I had an Idea from the start that the
man was shamming, but all tbe tests
that I could apply seemed to show
that he was stone deaf. Still I was not
satisfied, and resolved to try a little
strategy.
Coaching tbe nurse beforehand how
to act I entered the room hastily and
cried: "Quick, quick! Tbe Are extin
guisher! Where Is it? Never mind
the deaf man! Save yourself!"
Then we both rushed to the door;
but the patient was quicker than we
were, and got out before us. He had
the good sense, however, to realize
that tbe game was up, and be never
appeared again.
Safely Sailed a Million Mllee.
One of the largest sailing vessels In
the world Is the California clipper Roa
noke, which sails out of New York har
bor. Her captain Is J. A. Amesbury,
one of the oldest merchant skippers
sailing the sea, but still bale and bearty
and good for many years more. For
nearly forty years be has beeu a cap
tain, sailing under tbe American flag.
Since first going to sea be bas sailed
In American vessels "1,000,000 miles
of sea, four times the span from earth
to moon," the record, It will be remem
bered, of Kipling's "dour Scotch engin
eer," McAndrews. And be never once
bas been wrecked!
First American Postofllce.
The first postofflce In the country
was that of New York, established by
the act of Parliament In 1710.
You can get encouragement In many
a town where you can't get a dollar.
Lire. Vyaicon'G EJqoozu
Sho tolla all suffering women how tho was
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Dial Mrs. PisihAH -When I wrote to tou ft few months
ago I had been suffering from inflammation of the ovaries and
womb for over eighteen months. I had t continual pain aud
soreness in my back and aide, I believe my troubles were caused
by overwork and lifting some yean ago. Life was a drag to ma
and I felt like giving up, I had several doctors, but they did ma
little good. I began to use Lydia E. PinkhauVa Vegetable Com
pound four mouths ago aud am in better health today than I
hare been for years. All my pains are gone. Your V egeuble
Compound has made me welt. I recommend it to all sulfering
women." Mrs. S. J. Watoow, ilampton, Va.
When there la one remedy that la sore, and
hundreds of thousands of women know from ex
perience la reliable, la It wise to experiment with
untried and comparatively unknown medlelnear
An Ey One
Sleepless" wants to know: "What
would you give a dog to prevent its
barking at night?"
"Give it away."
In Doubt
Bildad Did the fixe of her pile make
you hesitate?
Perkins Yes. For a long time I
didn't know how much she had.
A PUuilblt Theory.
She I wonder why a man's
hair
turns gray before his beard.
lie Oh, that is easily explained.
Then is usually about 20 years' differ
ence in their respective ages.
Rullstic
Grimes What do you
think of
Landgman't marine novel?
Hurley It is the most perfect thing
' h with the f WM Bi,k
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lore 1 nau reaa turee pages 01 it. -
It It Running Down.
"I should advise," said th polite
croupiler, as he raked in another stack
of Lord Roselvn's blue checks, "that
you take something for your system
Grnrahoppnr In South W!
Grasshoppers are so great a plague at
Hay, ew h'outh ales, that they ob
scure all the street lamps at night,
leaving the town iu total darkness.
Woman in Responsible Position,
Miss Belle MacKinnon, of Ltica, N.
Y., has been admitted as a partner by
her brother in his large knitting mills,
and has charge of 2,000 employes.
Worth Mikes the Price.
Divorces," said the man who want-
ed to talk and philosophize,
cost more
than marriages.
Certainly," said the practical man.
"Why not? They are worth more."
The (Jamc of Feme.
Scribbs Do you think your new
novel will ell?
Stubbs Sell? Yes, sir-ee; I've hired
a Chicago man to come forward and
claim the plot. Detroit Free Press.
Limited Ambition.
He I suppose you wouldn't think of
marrying a man unletm he could afford
to give you a yacht?
She Oh, I don't know. If I really
loved him I would be satisfied with a
little smack occasionally.
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED
With local applications, m they cannot reach
tbe lent of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure It
you must take internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure la taken internally, and actsdlrscttjr
on tbe blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of the best physicians In this
country (or years, and isa regular prescription.
It is composed ol the best tonics kuown, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination ot the two Ingredients Is what pro.
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh.
Bend for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY Si CO., Proprs., Toledo, O.
com dt arupyisis, price vac.
Halls 1
1 Familji Pills ar the beet
The Cynic.
"The number of people who speak
English," said the amateur statistician,
"is now 116,000,000."
"It is a wonder," said the cynic,
"some of them do not find their way
on to tbe stage."
Health
41 For 25 years I have never
missed taking Ayer's Sarsapariila
every spring. It cleanses my
blood, makes me feel strong, and
does me good In every way."
John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y.
Pure and
carries new
rich blood
life to every
part of the body. , You
are invigorated, refreshed.
You feel anxious to be
active. You become strong,
steady,courageous. That's
what Ayer's Sarsapariila
will do for you.
Sl.HsMtls. Allfrarttsta.
Ask yonr doctor what he thinks ot Ayer
Sarsapariila. He knows all about this grand
old family medicine, follow Ills adrlcs aud
we will be satineil.
J. V. Area Co., Lowell, Mass.
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Th Part He Took.
The Don And what part did you
take in this (Ungraceful proceeding of
holding Mr. Waters tinder the pump?
I ndergrad (modestly) His loft leg,
sir.
Unexpected Heppenlnj.
Caller Is the editor in?
The Imp Nope. Gone home.
"Not ill, I hope?"
"Nope. Wife telephoned baby was
asleep. Went homo to see what it
looked like."
Simple When You Know.
'I wa up in the mill dintrict today.
Frightfully noiny up there."
"That's right. I've got a friend who
lives up there. lie can't hear himself
talk iu his houte."
"My! Boiler shop next door?"
"No. He's deaf and dumb."
Prottrat With Itheamatla ror
su
Tlmrs Within Twenty Years.
This was the case' of Mr. Eli Wilt
dure, of Landsdowne Terrace, Calno,
Wis., who, during this time, suffered
the most intense agony. He writes:
"I heartily endorse the testimonials
which you publish of St. Jacobs Oil as
a pain killer, for I have boon a sufferer
from iheumatism and kindred com
plaints at different times during tho
last twenty years. I have been laid
prostrate with rheumatic fever six times
during that period, therefore I consider
I know something alxnit rheumatism.
During all of theee twenty years I have
tried various advertised rheumatic rem
edies, oils, ointments and embrocations.
Nono of tl.em gave mo relief, but when
I tried St. Jacobs Oil I found it eiued
the pain almost immediately, and has
dono for me what all other remedies
put together never began to do.
"J. could give you several cases that
have been cured, which have como un
der my notice, and through my recom
mendation; one of toothache, one of
fact-ache and one of sore throat.
"I have recommended St. Jucoba Oil
and shall continue to do so by every
means in my power, as I consider you
deserving."
Trying to Explain,
"Josiar," said Mrs. Corn teasel,
"what is these neglijay shirts I see
advertsed in the bargain sales?"
"Well, they ain't quite so prim an'
scratchy as a b'iled shirt. I reckon a
neglijay is what you might call a soft
b'iled shirt."
M. P. N. V.
Mo. 1S-1S09.
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