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The Small of the Back That Is tvhe.e Borne people feel weak all the time. They are likely to be despondent and it is not unusual to find them borrowing trouble as if they hadn't enough already. The fact is their kidneys are weak, either naturally or because of sickness, exposure, worry or xther influences. "I m thankful to tar." writes J. L. Camp bell, of Sycamore, lit, "that Hood's Sarsapa rtlla haa en red me. For many year I was troubled with backache. At tiroes I was m ad t had to be helped from the bed or chair. I am bow wall and strong and fro from pain." Whatthla treat medicine did for him it haa done for ether. Hood's SarsaparUla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Begiix treatment with Hood's today. Hit Experience. "Suspense," sighed the condemned man. "Ah, my young friend; you don't know what moments of torture are." "Oh, yea I do, " interposed the caI low youth. "I have often Bat quietly with only a dime in my pocekt while my best girl leisurely persued the menu of a French cafe." Chicago News. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Tta Kind Yea Haw Always Bought Boars the Signature of A Genuine Surprise. Her Mother I saw him kiss von ! I am terribly shocked. I did not' imagine for a moment he would dare take such a liberty. Herself Nor did I, ma. In fact, I bet him a pair of gloves he daren't I Brooklyn, N. Y Oct. JUL After Investigat tag Garfield Tea, which U quite universally acknowledged to be the beat family remedy, it I not difficult to explain lis success it is the medicine for GOOD RESCLT8. It ia manu factured here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their new and attractire labretory and ia made wholly from simple, sweet and withal health Siring HERHS. Garfield Tea ii the ORIGINAL herb care for constipation and tick headache Where He Was. A little four year old occupied an uper berth in a sleeping car. 'Awak ening once in the middle of the night, his mother asked him if he knew where he was. "Tourse I do," he replied, "I'm in the top drawer." PIVII SWsssjiMitl Cared. Ko fits 119 tlWfm lH'iOTnflir. KlisVs Great rir Ksssnrsr. Beat for rRKKS4.MuisJbotUend tree, fee. Da. a. H. Km s. Ud..ai arcaSU Philsriri shia fa. Way They Played Partners. "They had been married a year be fore anybody knew it, and even then their secret was discovered only by accident" "Indeed V "Yes, one ev ening at a card party, they thought lessly played partners, and the way they Quarreled let the whole thing out!" Detroit Free Press. lYAMTED Ererr man, woman and child anfTer in with colds, asthma, cruup, pnru monia or consumption to write us. American Luna Balm Pad Co., Chattanooga, lean. A Pekin Musical. From the pagoda of the late Prince LI Sum Whot we heard strains of strange and weird music. Turning to the guide we asked "What causes that peculiar melody?" "Why," he explained, "that is ono of our soldiers playing on his. loot" Baltimore American. A DiMjreeable Characteristic 1 Katharine I detest that Mr. Tit flngton. Margaret Why, Katharine? "Oh, he's the kino of man who al ways calls when you are expecting somebody else who doeanV corner Life. ? . Smith's tlaadlcap. Rev. Pr. Thirdly I wish to an nounce brethren and sisters, that next Sunday my place In this pulpit will be occupied by the Rev. Mr. Smith. We will now sing three verses of hymn No. 196, "That Awful Day Will Surely Come." . . - Caller It Id Up. Mistress Jane, have you ever beeu second girt before? Jane No mum; alius cook.. Mistress Then, when a caller comes you take the card, show the lady into the reception room and bring the card to me. I will then tell you what to do. Next afternoon: Jane appearing at the door of her mistress' sitting room Caller down stairs In th' halt Mistress In the hall? Why didnt you show her into the reception room? Jane She didnt have no ticket Schools l Forte Rlee. The expense of maintaining schools in Porto Riii is verv hieh if we consider the amount ient for the small number of pupils enrolled. Education, however, is alwarsfeseiiual auonsoa. trr the teoiIe are being educated to the fact that there is a sure cure for iudifresiion, dvspetmia, constipation, nervousness and malaria, fever and aue, and that medicine is Hosteller's Stoni.ti-ii Bitter. Trv it. Our Private Die Stwp over the neck of me oouic. These Low Characters. GreeneThat fellow in the short coat was a wonderfully fluent talker. Gray Yes. I was wondering wheth er he was a labor agitator or only just a prizefighter. Boston Transcript. There is more Catarrh in this section of th country than all other diseases put together. ana until tne laat few years was iuppwrn u incurable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to en re with local treatment, pronounced it Incurable. Science haa proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires eonstitu t onal treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by T. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo. Ohio, is t he only constitutional cure on tha market. It is taken internallv in doses from 10 drop to a teesDoonfuL It acta directly om th blood and mucous surfaces of th system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure, Send for circulars and testimonials, Ad dress, F.J.CHKNKY AC0,TtedO,O. Sold by Drujrrtsts. 7c. Ball's Family Pills are th heat. Helpful Hints. "Are you the man who used to write articles about 'How to live on Ten Dollars a Week'?" asked the caller of the pale gentleman with the bulging brow. "I am he," responded the pale gentleman. "Well, say, won't you give us one on 'How to Build a Thousand Dollar Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars'?" Baltimore American. CUD, CUD VIOLim Harm boon ro9 torod to hmmtth by lydta Em Plnkham'a Yoffo tabim Compound Tttoh lot ftws aro on tUo andprovo thl mt foment to bom fact, not m mora boaat. VTon m mottU olno hmm boon auooeaaful In omrlng 90 many women, yom cannot woll may without try Ing It" I do not b&lloro It will help mo.' VAY ACROSS SIBERIA - v . RAIL LINE FROM MOSCOW TO VLADIVOSTOCK. , Sk iW'i vm ItH AIM'S Vegetable Compound ta a positive cure tor all those painful 'Ailments of Women. It will entirely ear the wont forms of - t , , ."v 1 . v, rsnius voaipuunui, sui v . ia srauwrs, Inrlsmmation and Ulceration, Falling and t isplacements of the Womb, and consequent Gpmal v eakness, and s peculiarly adapted to in i nn qr t.trt. our luedioin eared m of tar rible female Illness. Mrs. M. E. Mtnxn, la Concord Sq., Boston, Mm L-a Backache. It has cured mor eases of Backache and Leacorrhoea than any other remedy th world has ever known. It ia almost infallible ia such case. It dissolve and eipeli Twtnora from th Uterus la an early star t development, and checks any tendency to cancerous humors. Your Vegetable Compound re- 9 moved a Fibroid Tumor from my hf" womb after doctors failed to giv relief. Mas. o. A. lmSAD, . Westdale, Mas. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrnp the best remedy to us for their children daring the teething period. . Th Current Discussion. Dr. Youngun No, sir; I do not ap prove of admitting others than the physician to the sick room. If tho physician understands his business he can prepare the patient for the hereafter. Mr. Oldun You mean if he doesn't understand his business. Baltimore American. Bearing-down Feeling: Womb trouble, causing pain, weight, and backache, instantly relieved and perma nently cored by its use. Under all circum stance It acta la harmony with th laws that govern the female system, and is as harmless aa water. v 11 iji nisi,. Backache left me after taking I the second bottle. Tour medicine eVaf"" cured me when doctors failed. Has. Sabah Holstsis, I Davis Block, Uorham St., Lowell. Mate. Irregularity, Suppressed or Painful Menstruations, 'Weak' neea ot tue oiomscfl, xuuij(p.jwu, DMuug, FloodinK, Nervous Prostration, lleadacha, General ieDillty. 'a It Is a crand medicine. I am I thankful for th good it has doaa iVnr me. Mrs. J. W. J., 19 Carolina Ava, Jamaica Plain (Boston), Mass. Dizziness. Faintness. KTtnitna Tamltnde. "don't ear" and "want to be left alone" feeling, excitabiW ity, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, flatulency, melancholy, or the 44 blues," and Wkirhn. Theaa are sure Indications of Female Weakness, torn derangement of th uterus. C3- I was troubled with DtirineasT Headaches, Faintness, Swelling imtML Your medicine eared me. Mas. tiAaAH K. BASSE, Bncksport, Ma i niMtl kMih wltlith wttm wltk Mch hot. tie, ttie moss eompiec otshh vb irbm omplaint ever pnousnso, Up-to-Now, "Have you hay fever? "No; that's old. I have the elec tric fan sniffles. Fuck. Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal lible medicine for coughs and colds. N. W. oamlkl. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. Bitter Experience Mrs. Rasin Kane Oh! Rasin; there's the wedding march. Do you remember when we marched up the aisle to it ten years ago? Mr. Raisin Kane Yes, and I have been marching ever since. II i iia I'm ninlil ii sis I suffered with I womb trouble, and was entirely im"maf cured by Mrs. Plnkbam's medicine. Mas. L. L. Towsb. Littleton, N. H. Kidney Complaints and Backache ot either tez the Vegetable Compound alwavs cures. Very Probable. Teacher What led Columbus to conclude the world was round. Bright Boy Well, his experience with it proved that it wss anything but square. Boston Transcript. Ljia L Plnkhan's Llitr Pills cun Constipation, Sick Headache, 25c Th Vegetable Coa pouna is soia vj ku druggists or sent by mail, in form of Pills or Lozenges, on re ceipt of SI. oo. Corrttjxm drnct fmif tuitwtrta. Ton can address In strictest confidence, LTDI1 S. rUKHUI UD. CO Lrsa, as. Good Prices for Horses. Eignty-seven carriage norses were sold in New York the other day for an average of over $1,000 each. feeaw fSSfci And A errs, To fsK't IBB 5)i KEFKC" And Acts 1-w - l.A5AnTLY and QEHTLY. ritual CnsnPAll IMJ Vti I 1 Lai t ASSISTS Olig. 0VEiCOjAB E n With-many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents. ( Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant after effects. In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. To (Set its beneficial effects . - 1 1 j t - . a Louisville. Ky. SAr Frarxoiaco.CeJ. Hew YorlvHM FOR ALC BV ALL DRUOOISTS PRICB JBOt PER ROT VLB 1(115' TD0UD1B FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLiES. Trasis-Mberlaw Road 1 World' Greatest Achlvaat-Isf ceptlea, Procrese, rurpee aad flaenc aa a Kuaslan Posseeeloa. In 1S01 th first columns were Issued for the bulldiug of the Trans-Siberian railway. In December. 1S4 the work w as besruri. A. iikhway was to be push ed from St Petersburg to tho radilc, a band of steel 5.S52 uiiloa loug; binding the extreuiltlea of the empire and over Its polished track affording an unrival ed route for the couimlugllug of east and west and of tholr measureless products. From Paris to VUdlvostock tho journey by passenger and traffic was to be made In twelve days, ana later on In ten, From Paris to Pekin in thirteen days, to Hong Kong In seven teen days, diminishing the expeuso in money and la Uui by a third or half. This railroad was to be financiered. constructed and admtulstered, not by private enterprise, but by the State. Hence Its object waa uot by financial returns to swell the revenues of giant corporations or tudlvldua! capitalists. The profit and loss account on Ita pe cuniary aid waa a minor considera tion. Ita single design and aim was to strengthen and develop the Uusslan em pire, the dominion of the east, the mas tery of Asia. Aa the strategic position ot Kussla over against Asia la unique, so is this railroad unique In Ita possibilities. Whatever acquisitions Great Britain or Germany now hold, or may hereafter obtain ou tha Asiatic contingent, those possessions are remote by thousands ot miles from their base, and their effi ciency depends upon a difficult and pre carious connection through those thou sand miles of sea and land. Nor can those possessions be brought Into much more Intimate relations with each other and with the home empire than they al ready are. That la. for Great Britain or Germany or any other power to de vise a political or strategic rival to the Traus-Slherian railway Is an utter Im possibility. It remains and must re main the most stupendous agent In de termining the destiny of the globe that haa yet been conceived by man. It is to be maintained, aa It was first orig inated, under the most favorable geo graphic circumstances which. a State has ever enjoyed. There la no assertion here that as an achievement of engineering skill this railway surpasses or even equals a trans-American railroad from New York to San Francisco, or a trans-Afri can railroad from Alexandria to the Cape. Viewed merely as a railroad. It may in every respect be Inferior to either; Its trains may be less commodi ous or less luxurious, Its locomotives less powerful or less swift. Its technical management less efficient or less sa gacious; but. regarding simply geo graphic position, having In mind only where It runs, what It connects and what It must Inevitably effect, nowhere can experience or Imagination suggest a rival. The nearest approach to rival ry would be afforded by some line crossing China from west to east But the western terminus of such a line would of necessity be close upon Rus sian Siberia or Russlun Turkestan; It would traverse only a moribund or dis integrating Asiatic State; and what ever might be the governing board of Its construction and administration, it would indirectly, if not directly, be sub ject to Russian Influence. National Geographic News. K TRYING OCCUPATION FOR WOMEN WITH DELICATE NERVES. Th Hrd"Wera Kntatteri by th Chart raftcheot Room Of.st Cause th Health te Break ls. rs ia rrtoaae. JftMNropoft, Itiaa, Teaching school is an occupation which has many attractions for cul tured women, I ut it also has many drawbacks and often affects their hcal'h seriously. Kspecially i" (thi so in the caso of women with delicate norvot s systems and those with a ten dency to pulmonary troubles. Mi Mary K. Powers, of Ellsworth, Wis., is a tencher whose health was broken down by the hard work which the charge of a large school entails. She 'n.,,inW th winter of 1S03. while MITCHELL. LEWIS as vsaaas w .... w - w- 17r STAR OF STARS ' JOHN POOLS. Portland. Oreroa, STEEL 1 r tIerrtM ,ufc Can give yon the best bargain lit !Uitftfir., 1'lown, Hollars and Knttlti, Win.imills and Pumpi and Usiitral Machinery. Bee us before buying, 7 W f v 11 STAR vmm MILL. Ku ball bearlnt In turn-labta. Turns freely to th wind. Ball bearutis thrust In wheel, tnsurtns ll(tttst runtilnt quallllrs, and reservtiif ireaiest amount of ower lir iiniitii. i(iTmsKi aner masiiia. ui ts"i( 1th alvanliet bolls, iloulile-iuitlull no jisrt rait rust or set louse and rattle, Melaht rrfulator; rerlei't rtunlsllon. No sprliiK to change tvasion with ever olisiiu si tetnteratiir, and row weaker with a. Ksnalrs alwata on haua. Thrs Ihlnits are worth money to VOU. Then why uot buy a START SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. f . s IS - i ? I ' '. teaching school, I became subject to nervousness, wnicn grew worse untu my whole system was run down. My back ached and at times I was so dimy that I could hardly stand. My limbs were swol. en ana always ureu, so that I felt no more rested in the morning than when I went to bed. I was also troubled wit U a cougn ana tne food I ate did not strengthen me, This condition, accompanied by pal pat ion of the heart, kept up for sev eral months until in March, when I read about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Tale People in a Juneau, iscon sin. newspaper. "I liecan takinc the pilla and in about a week I noticed a change for the better. I felt so encouraged by this improvement that I kept on tak ing them until I had used three boxes, and was entirely cured. I always keep Pink Pills by me and I take them occasionally when I feel the need of a tonic. "I Jielieve firmly in the good "done bv Pink Pills for Pale People and have advised many of my friends to use them. All the elements necessary to give new Hie and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves are cow tained in a condensed foim, in Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, Thev aro an unfailinK specific lorsucn diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis. St. Vitus' dance, sciutica, neuralgia. rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effects of the grip, & STAYER OO. PORTLAND, ORCOOM. kxxvmi: PENSION BICKrOKD. WatMlnten, 0. 0.. the will re ceive qulok renlies. H. tin N. H Vols tUa Win Corp. 1'roaouullDt claims tine Is'm, If! ...Columbia University... Academic and Collegiate Hall. COl!RSK-OLillrsl, Literary, SelsnllAo Shd 1'owniervlal. ror rtleulra eply lo REV. E. P. MURPHY, Present, t'ulverslty fare, Portland, Oregon. ) r PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD It SMkss Hsn lay and Hs.pl fhsm Lyis(. it urss Ra, Chelert an B V Disss lev H itrssitasai yseeg cMcas, a4 ata'sst then vrssr. Frit 25e ami 50. V J Mr rosne eaivksa. MMnm.sawi Stiff, and after l.lsf fvar OtMrtt I ear. .- ' ehM4 aneckeM t your I'HI WUN t'tiULTKY rl. klra ll-r-l tbrn. w frosntTlns ami I kav.roealaatlT ImI t ea kaa4 sm sinm I ( I Ml tMjMtoi to awMurautj poultry. U. M. aiOOIK.tai, l K J. HtlWKM, Coast Aeat, forlUud, Oregea CP A Han of Resources. The spectators who were watching a lnrge store building burn down were horrified to see a man appear at a win dow about twenty feet above the front sidewalk, every other avenue of escape having been cut off by the flames. The flrement were at work in the rear of the building, and there was no time to go after a ladder. A leap to the ground below seemed almost certain death. The man, how ever, In spite of his position, was the coolest person .in sight "Take off your coats," he shouted, "and make a pile of them on the side walk! I'll Jump down on them." It was done In an Instant A hundred men Jerked off their coats and threw them on the walk beneath the window, the man meanwhile having climbed out and bung by his hands from the ledge. He dropped, alighted on the center of the pile, and escaped without Injury, the crowd cheering him lustily for his pluck and generalship. It only remains to add that It took some time for the owners of the respec tive coats to Identify and recover their property, and the. last man found only a ragged remnant of a garment in place of the fine new tailor-made article he had contributed to the heap; but this, let ns hope, was an accident, each as may sometimes happen when hasty se lections are made from a crowded um brella rack. Home Life In Japan. In Japan the higher class ladles never go to market; the market comes to them. That Is, the dealers call and offer wares for sale at their customer's doors. The fish merchant brings hia stock, and if any Is sold prepares it for cooking. The green grocer, the sake dealer, and now adays the meat man all go to their pat rons' bouses. In the morning the ladles are frequently engaged In the charac teristic occupation of doing harmona; that is, in starching old clothes and spreading them on large boards to dry in the sunshine. This is the first step to making over old garments, and Is done In the open air. Nearly all Japanese women make their own clothes; at all events, even the very richest embroider their garments themselves. They are very economical little dressmakers. Woman's Home Companion. Arrlvlnj at a ToUl Tax Collector How much Is your husband worth? Mrs. Wise About a million. ' Tax Collector Are you aure? Mra. Wise Oh,, yes. You see, tho Jury awarded him 13,000 for the loss of a finger. I think In proportion tho test of htm would be worth about 500 times aa much. Chicago News. toting No Chances. Genial Doctor (after laughlnk heartily at a joke of his patient) Ha! ha! ha! There s not much the mater with you, though 1 believe that It you were on your deathbed -you would make a Joke. Irrrepresalblo patient Why, of course I should. It would be my last chance. Punch. To Rcmovt Spots, Jester That man Sharpley is a palpitation of the heart, pale and sal- clever patent medicine advertising low complexions, ana un forms of weakness. At all druggists, or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine U., Schenectady, N. l ., 00 cents per box; six boxes 2.50. Strong Provocation. Johnnie vou must never inter rupt any one when they are spcuk lnir. " "Not even to correct such bad. grammar as don't, mat" man. Jimson Is ho? Jester You bet ! He's been sig naling the sun about the etlkiioy of his new maeio freckle cure. Ohio State Journal. tic Would' t Back Down. - Miss Jones Professor, do you dare a fortnight. to look me in the face and then say that I originally sprang from a monkey? Professor (equal to tne occasion) Well, really, It must have boon a very charming monkey. Stray stories. Block Houses to Defend Railrosds. A series of block houses are being built to defend the railway lines in South Africa. When the order to build these block houses was given by General Kitchener, a chain of them 180 miles in length was completed in Pointer for Souvenir Collsctort Souvenir collectors will I interest ed to learn that 100 largo tables, six doxen chairs, twelve doien work boxes, 11 desks, 24 doxen knife hand les, H dozen cigar rases, 100 doxt li umbrella handles and over 10,000 cn l.-.l.l... I...... ... f... I,..-.. ..... ,.f liuiwvm im.u pit ii.r ut-vn uiiuiu wis vi the only original surrender tree of Santiago, siul tho tree is nearly all there still. New York World. A Colncldtncv. , "I suppose it is merely a coinci dence," said the young maij who ia anxious to learn. "What is?" inquired Ihe expert diced friend. . ' The fui't that the most sensational reformers have been men who were so rich they didn't need any more money or so poor that they had lost hope of getting Any." Washington Star. Brtsk the RtiL Tuner Your daughter left word that I should call and repair the piano. Mr. Kinks What's wrong with it? Tuner She says three strings are broken. - Mr. Dinks (confidentially) Look hero, here's five shillings for your self. You break the reel of thorn. Tid Hits. The Wreck o( the Birkenhead. ' J. Johnson, who died recently in Liverpool was the last survivor of the famous wreck of the Birkenhead. the troopship that went down in SI- mon'a Bay in February. 1852, when only 184 men out of 638 got ashore. Ihe troons stood drawn up under arms on deck till the ship sank. Trifling that Costs. Neglect Sciatica and Lumbago And you msy be disabled snd ncspsciuted for work lor many lory dsys. de A Candid Announcement "Mike." said Plodding Pete, world owes us a living." "Yes," answered Meandering Mike, "but in order to collect it we ve got ter do something to convince de world dat we're alive. An' dat's too much trouble." Washington Star, Two Poind of View. An emotional citizen of the great city of Illinois was one day showing a visitor the wonders of the lake front. "A few yeara ago," said he, "the lake front extended inland far beyond where we are standing. I tell you there isn't a town in tho world that's making history aa fast as Chicago is!" It looks to me more like making geography," replied the unemotional stranger. St. Jacobs Oil Will curs surely, right swsy. snd ssve time, money snd aullerlnf. It Conquers Pain Price, 25c and 50c. SOLO BT ALL DEALERS IN MKMCINR. fcXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Why tie Did It Mot liar Goodness gracious, Williel What do you mean by spilling the milk and honey on the floor? Willie Susie wanted to play we was in Canaan, the promised land, just like the bible. Fliegender lilaetter. evidence. Struggling minister Thcro was a stranger in church today. His Wife Well, what did he look like? Struggling Minister I did not see him, but I found a live-shilling piece in the contribution box. Cussells Journal. Expert Testimony. "Jenkins has just wrote a book on 'How to Succeed.' " "I wonder if it will le a bucccss." "It ought to be, Jenkins has failtd at everything else." Summer Resolutions ? iCccicy Curo Sure relief fiom Honor, opium eal tobaoae sena 101 partis uiars to habits. feslav Inelitlita Moved to 4.0 Williams MBit); InSlllUU, Ave., fortland, Orea-oit. n. r. w, v. s, 4B-ieoi. WHEN writing- U advertisers please mentf an title paper. Conductivity of the Earth. Col. Pilsoduski. of the Russian army, has, it ia reported, Just suc ceeded in transmitting a telegram without the use of a wire by utilizing the conductivity of the earth. It is said that the insignificant forco which will transmit through air a dis tance of only fifty yards will allow transmission through the earth for a distance of 550 yards. BEST FOR THE BOWELS These Good New Days. "Are my codfish balls as good as those your mother made, David?" "Better, my dear, 100 per cent bet ter. We didn't have any boneless codfish in those days, and every time we had codfish balls some body got choked." Chicago Herald. A Battle of Glsntfv "Smithers can tell as good storv as anvbodv I know. i Iim m A..,f,l wlinnna, .tia JU 1 1J 1 ail anriujl nuvynji wiw night, but he matched it." "How?" "Said he believed it. Stray Stories. First Fire Engine in 1781. The first fire engine used In this coun try was brought from England to JNew York In 1731. . Every widow even to the 300-pound limit, imagines that she "makes a pa thetic figure in black." Most gills vl;o look sweet at men dou't uieuu It " a fish I told other ymm i. ,., m l ! CANDY fifocGftSl& CATHARTIC J s SWEETEN THE STOMACH 1larAaetonalVrakaVasa KEEP YOUR SADDLE DRY! Trie ORIGINAL. POMMEL SLICKER LAfSOSrSUOW fKUICUJ win V DIIEB AMD SADDLE '-tot?2$& MAMrTTrtDrvi eeriiTB".si-sss.ws ws-yjii s Maarosae Tai:ii I 1 Best Count J lntlra - - MHkM AILTLSE (ail: Couch Hjmp. Tastes sWlssatWaa LIVER TONIC j bcCCld srVaaa'BVBrFkrksWlWhaF)S 'WsssssMawIss1 m4aatda1Mmmm4Wal m sviik a h.iM. ssswsjsasfcsasasksassss . -"" " MaMmnwwuvisM a mviiiini.tf a saHSlHBBSB aaeasasassswssfcsssaA assasasaseiaj(SMSj(assM jvsssiwsisssasasasspasssass MsiSMWWasaausMsaiaM aipurn cm n 1 . K ! MS! 1 J i'li I IOw" ALL DRUGGISTS. taats rood. Eat them like candy. They remove any bad tasto In the mouth, leav Ins; ths breath sweet and perfumed. It Is pleasure to take them, and they are liked especially by children, sweeten tha stomach by cleansing" tha mouth, throat and food' channel, That means, they atop undigested food from souring In the stomach, prevent gas form Ing In the bowels, and kilt disease germs of any kind that breed and feed In tha en tire system. are purely vegetable and contain no mer curlal or other mineral poison. They con alst of the latest discoveries In msdlclna. and form a combination of remedies un equaled to make the blood pure and rlcn and make clean skin snd beautiful com plexlon. tons ths stomach and bowels snd stir up tha lazy liver. They do not merely soften the stools and cause their discharge, but strengthen the bowels and put them Into lively, healthy condition, making their ac tion natural. .-,1 never grip nor gripe. They set quietly, pos mveiy ana never cause any kind of uncom. the liver act regularly and naturally as It f ortable feeling. Taken regularly they make ths liver act ree-ularlv anil nstnrallv It should. They keen the sewers v nf ihahnHv properly moving and keep the system clean. Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth era. If tha mother eats a tahlat It m.v.. her milk mildly purgative and has a mild I but certain effect on the baby. In this way they are the only safe laxative for ths nursing Infant. v, taken patiently, peralatently, will cvirs sny form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remedies have raited. They t at aVian!uAlu . ..... I . .... , euniamrru iu can any case. . or purchase money will be cheerfully re funded. ... ,vf4iS..J.-J.V cost 10c, 26c, Me a box. Samples sent f re for the asking. We publish no testimonials . but sell Caecarets on their merit under ab- I solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a, box to-day. or write ua for free mnl nd booklet. MSnss STISUIfl atSIDT CO., OHC1M se IIW TOM. ' Good. Use Bold by Srnrvlsta. 1! YtV:T CrlfiA DrVVAHn wHlbepaldtoanyreaaerof this paper who will ra. vplUti 1LYYI1 port to ua any attempt of substitution, or sale of " something just as good" when Cascarets aro called tor, and furnish vi&snca noon which wo can convict. All cornijondenco confidential. Sjf
