Condon globe., August 08, 1901, Image 4

General Debility
Day In snd out tbert I that feeilnf of
weakness that makes a burden of itself.
Food does not st ren-then.
Sleep doe not refresh.
It If bard to do, bard to bear, what
should be easy, vitality Is on the ebb, and
the whole system suffers.
For this condition take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vitalises the blood, Rives vigor and tone
to all the organs and functions, and is
positively unequalled for all run-down or
debilitated conditions.
Mood's r'li.LS car eoastlpetio. t mots.
Told the Whole Story.
Mistress (to servant about to leave)
Mary, what kind of reference shall
I write for you?
Mary Oh, say I stayed with you
lor six months; that'll do.
Inclusive.
She No, I can never marry you.
All our family is opposed to you.
He But you are not
She I said all our family.
6 fat
This signature is oa every bos of thefenulae
. a rtt af . . .
Laxative uromoyuiuiuc Tamees
UMNSNdjUstearss eaM ta mj
Art and Nature.
Miss Prude Yes ; our choral
society is going to present a comic
opera, but I won't take part. They
expect me to wear tights, but I could
not do that.
Miss Sharpe Why not? You
might get them padded, you know.
A Fine Memory.
"Brown must hare a bad memory ;
he has owed me $10 for two years."
"You are mistaken ; he has a very
good memory ; he always goes across
he street in passing your office. "
Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow'e Sooth,
tag Syrup tbe best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
No Great Loss.
Innkeeper (after wagonload of hunt
ers has departed) Silas, did yon find
room in their wagon for them six cases
of beer and the can o whisky? I
Silas Yes. got everything in er
u in.' .i..t,t i ti
gash all hemhek! I fergot to put
in their guns!
What, ye dad-vummed oh,
well
they'll never miss 'em.
The Charges.
Willie Pa, teacher told us to be
prepared tomorrow to tell what meter
the "Charge of the Light Brigade'!
is in.
Pa That's easy. Gas meter, of
course.
riTS r.ri. tlT Cnnd. No fits
gilt altar amdsy'umeof lr. KliM'sGrtat Nam
Rsstonr. SfwrKBEt'i.MtrulbarileuMltrMt
fee. l.E.aiCmis.LuL.ai ArUtSt-Phil-Ulfrhii.F
The Same Old Cry.
"I wonder what Eve said when she
found she had to leave the Garden of
Eden," said Mr. Grumpin's wife.
"It was just about what all women
say when they are starting on a jour
ney. She complained that she didn't
have a thing to wear. "
Eysactly.
"What are you doing there?" cried
the farm dog as he observed the hen
in the coal bin.
"Oh, I thought this was a good
time to lay in coal," cackled the hen.
Beware of Ointment for Catarrh That
Contain Merearr,
As snercary will surely destroy tbe sense of
smell and completely derange tbe whole sys
tem whenenterinr it through tbe mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi
cians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good yon can possibly derive from them.
Kali's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In baying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It is taken internally, and made
In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney i Co. Testi
monials free.
Bold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
Ball's Family Pills are the best.
Secretary of Confederate Navy.
Col. James G. Milner, who died re
cently at Milford, O., was once secre
tary of the navy lor the confederacy.
He died very poor, yet before the war
was one of the richest men in the
South.
LADIES WANTED
By an old reliable firm to do Battenberg, Embroid
ery and all kinds of Fancy Work for us at borne.
Steady work and good pay. sieidy or leisure hours,
for Information snd sump to Parisian Seedle
work Co., ss Dearborn St., Chicago, 111.
Culinary.
"There are only two kinds of
cooks."
"For instance?"
"Those that can't cook and will
cook and those that can cook and
won't."
and OLD
PEOPLE
Sad Circulation is (he cause of cost of the ills that come with old age. With
advancing years there is a decline of strength and vigor the machinery of the
body moves with less speed and accuracy. Because of the weak and irregular
action of the heart the blood moves more slowly, becomes impure and loses mach
of its life-sustaining properties, and muscles, tissues and nerves literally starve for
lack of nourishment. A sluggish and polluted circulation is followed by a long
train of bodily ailments. Cold feet, chilly sensations up and down the spine, poor
appetite and digestion, soreness of the muscles, rheumatic pains, hard and fissured
skin, face sores, chronic running ulcers on the lower limbs and other parts of the
body these and many other diseases peculiar to old people are due to a lack of
healthy blood and imperfect circulation. Restoration to health must come through
the building up and purification of the blood, thus adding strength and tone to
the vital organs and quick, healthy action to the circulation.
S. S. S. being strictly a vegetable blood remedy and the best tonic, makes it
the most valuable and efficacious of all medicine for old people. It is free from all
mineral ingredients, and mild and pleasant in its action. It cures blood diseases
of every character, even those inherited or contracted in early life. As the system
gets under the influence of S. 8. 8. there is a marked improvement in the general
health, and as richer and purer blood begins to circulate through the body the
appetite improves, and there is a softness and elasticity about the skin that yon
have not noticed for years ; sores begin to heal, pains in muscles and joints grad
ually cease, and you find that it is possible to be happy and healthy even in old age.
Our medical department is in charge of physicians who make a study of blood
and skin diseases. If yon would like to have their opinion and advice in your
case, write them all about it and you shall receive such information and advice as
yon want This will cost you nothing. Others have found our medical depart
ment of great benefit to them their cure being much more rapid as the result of
some special directions received from our physicians.
Don't be your own doctor when you can get medical advice free. Book on
ZHood and Skin Diseases mailed to all who desire it.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA OA,
Shifted the Responsibility,
Deacon Elderberry My dear Mrs.
Crabtree, if only halt the money spent
in millinery were devoted to the
church!
Mrs. Crabtree Oh, my! But the
milliners won't reduce their prices.
Unrwcssary.
Teacher Now, Tommy Blinkins,
if you had two apples and wanted to
give Johnny Frecklenose one, you
would tell him to take the larger one,
wouldn't you?
Tommy Naw.
Teacher Why not?
Tommy Wouldn't have ter. He'd
take it anyway.
Mis Father Abe Drives.
First Boy Your folks ain't as rich
as ours. Aiy latner ana mother go
driving every day.
Second Boy Mv father drives every
day, too.
First Boy I don t believe it, W hat
does he drive?
Second Boy Nails.
Too Anxious,
"I see they are embalming pet dogs
now," he said.
"Oh, isn't that lovey," she ex
claimed. "That's what I'll have
donetoFido."
"Just the thing," he returned, sud
denly growing enthusiastic himself.
"Give him to me and I II have it
done today."
Forgets Where the Place Is.
Small Harry had lost his pencil.
his mother told him he should
have a place for everything and keep
everything in its place.
I do, mamma, replied the little
fellow? "but sometimes I forget where
the place is. "
Sight Unseen.
Bertha Fred Hart is going to
marry Bessie Light.
Edith i on don t mean it! tor
mercy s sake, what con id lie nave
seen in her?
Bertha That's what I sav. Do
you know, I suspect he must have
courted her over the telephone.
A Porta to Re Given Away.
A noted philanthropist ha decided to
(rive away iiis fortune to cimrities and no
donbt n.ucn wi wtu he arcompiisne.1.
There is another ajtencv turn hns also ae-
Ic,,. 1UC, wn Imieiv. Hoxtei-
. ter's Momacrt hitter, tne nieiiriiie with
fifty years of cure? back of it. It tironioies
appetite, insures dijreslion. cures' dyspep
sia, regulnies the liver and keeps the
bowels regular, also prevents belchm.
heartburn or flatulency. iHm't fail to try
it, but be sure and pet the genuine.
They Miss No Chance.
"A woman was arrested in New
York for sleeping on the grass. "
"I didn'.t suppose the New York
police farmed out the grass privileges,
too."
Wholesale Troubles'
"Father," " said the small boy,
"what is polygamy?"
The old gentleman made sure that
his wife was listening before he
answered.
"Polygamy," he said, "is the name
given to the method of acquiring
trouble by wholesale."
lOU KNOW WHAT TOP ARB TAKING
Wbea von take Grove's Tasteless Chil! Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Qui
nine In a tasteless form. Ko Cure. Ne Pay. Me.
Her SHcncc Explained.
This is the way he wrote to her:
"Molly I have not had a line from
for three weeks. Have you thrown me
over?"
And this is the way she answered
him:
"Jhon Hain't you hearn tell that
lam on a sick bed, where I am slowly
a-dyin', an' can't write a line to save
my life, you fool you?
Cold Comfort.
Nervous Passenger Captain, what
would be the result if this boat should
strike an ice berg.
Captain It would probably shiver
its timbers.
Ungrateful
"They say the Missouri razor bug
is an ungrateful scamp-"
"How so?"
"He cuts his best friends."
Sick Headache Quickly Cared.
Indigestion, bad stomach, constipation, sick
headache. That's the program. Next program
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, instant relief.
Druggists, 10c, Xas, 50c.
A Boy as a Fencer.
A national fencing competition
has just taken place at Bologna, and
the championship was won by Signor
Ataillio Monferrito. This maitre
d'armes is only 12 years old. He
fought the most celebrated Italian
fencers and beat them all.
ODD HOTELS OF JAPAN
THEYARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM
THOSE OF AMERICA.
Sow Sarpria Taos Coatala for the
Occidental Traveler Meat Sorvod ta
Gneeta Koesaa, bat Hatha a ad Waefc
lac Coavvaioacoe Are Pabltc.
The native Inns of Japan offer sur
prises to the Occidental traveler. Tbe
Inn building is of Japanese architec
ture, of two stories, and generally
rambling, for a house which has beeu
at all prosperous will cava had addl
tious made from time to time to ac
commodate the lucreased patrouage.
The front door Is in the day time mere
ly a panel with paper windows, which
is pushed aside to admit guests. Mine
host stauds smiling In the aperture,
and If it Is wluter a large brasler la
placed iu the midst of the first apart
ment, which would correspond to the
office or exchauge of one of our hotels.
Tbe brasler cou talus small sticks of
charcoal, and gives forth little heat
Several newly arrived Japanese trav
elers will generally be sitting about It
on cushion on the floor, chatting and
rubbing their hands over the tluy blase.
Before entering you must sit down on
the step aud take your shoes off, no
matter bow cold the weather, for the
"tataniP (mats) of a Japanese Inn and
the polished floor are kept as Imma
culately clean as a private house. When
the shoes are off and delivered to au
attendant a little "amah," or maid.
leads you through the room on which
the front door opens, along passages
and by several twists and turns, and
along corridors, possibly up a flight of
stairs, to the room which Is assigned
to you. It Is entirely empty of any
furniture. At one side Is a tiny data.
or wooden platform, ou which may be
a carved stand, perhaps of teak wood,
and on it a vase with some plum blos
soms or green boughs, arranged ac
cording to the Japanese conventional
style of flower arrangement The only
other ornamentation In the room will
consist of a "kakemono" or two, with
pictures or writing on them. These
are the banging scrolls that take the
place in Japan that our framed pic
tures do with us.
The walls of the room are finished
In a soft green or brown, and the wood
work Is left the natural color. First of
all the "amah" brings out some flat
cushions for the guests to Bit on; then
she brings a "blbachl" from down
stairs, and puts In It lighted coals and
some fresh sticks of charcoal. The
next thing Is tee, and this Is daintily
served In tittle cups on bronxe stands.
and with It some delicious cakes of
bean paste, or else wafers which fair
ly melt in your mouth. Now, If you
have arrived late, comes the question
of supper. The meals In these Inns
are always served In your apartment
There la no such thing as a general
dining-room. In this or in a private
house.
There will be another long pause.
during which the room may be slightly
warmed by the heat from the brazier,
but when supper is brought and the
screen is thrust aside by the little maid
the cold comes rushing in again. Tbe
Japanese pay no attention to cold air
and draughts, even In tbe dead of win
ter. The maid kneels In the doorway
when she opens the screen, for it wonld
not be considered etiquette for any one
to enter a room standing. The meal Is
placed on a tiny wooden stand, often
beautifully lacquered, one stand for
each person, and all the courses are
placed on It together In beautiful little
dishes. Nothing Is ever served with
more exquisite taste In the most luxu
rious American hotel than in tbe poor
est Japanese hostelry, Just as tbe most
poverty-stricken Japanese often live In
more aesthetic surroundings than many
of our rich people.
When it becomes dark the room Is
lit by a square paper lantern ion a high
wooden stand. By tbe light the Japa
nese read and sew in the evenings,
though they are gradually Importing
and nslng many of our kerosene lamps.
which give a better light At bedtime
the "amah" goes to a sort of clothes
press or chest of drawers set in the
side of the wall, and produces the bed,
which Is simply a series of soft quilts
called "futons," and which are laid on
the floor, one on top of the other. Down
coverings are placed over these, and In
between the sleeper crawls. Sheets and
pillows such as we use must be brought
by the guest who requires them.
While the guests at a Japanese Inn
eat In the seclusion of their rooms, the
bath and washing arrangements are
public, and here one may encounter
any of tbe other guests of the house of
either sex while performing one's ablu
tions. To say the least this Is ex
tremely awkward, but It Is according
to Japanese custom, and tbe same thing
Is found In the private Japanese
houses.
GETTING TO A FIRE.
The American Ftro Departments' Splen
did Horeea and Their Tralnlag.
F. S. Dellenbaugh writes an article
for St Nicholas on "The Quick Horse,"
devoted to the training of horses for
the American lire departments. Mr.
Dellenbaugh says: When a fire breaks
out in America, it Is necessary to reach
it at once. Tbe telegraph was brought
into service in sending the alarm. In
Munich some years ago the method In
vogue was to hang out a red flag by day
and a red lantern by night from tbe top
of one of tbe Frauenkirche towers, on
tbe side In the direction of the fire; but
in America such a system would have
resulted in the destruction of the whole
town. The telegraph Is the only thing
for us.
But It Is not enough to know immedi
ately tbe exact location of a fire; it Is
also necessary to reach It Immediately.
The steam fire-engine was a splendid
machine, with steam always up and
everything In readiness for Instant de
parture, but bow to secure this Instant
departure was a question. Horses were
kept standing In their stalls with the
harness on, but this was not quick
enough. Each second's delay meant
loss of life or possible millions of prop
erty destroyed. So tbe first swinging
harness was Invented: a harness con
trived In such a way that, while al
ways attached to the engine or other
apparatus, It could be made to drop in
stantly on the horse's back and fasten
there. This teemed to solve the ques
tion, but there remained oue more step,
and this was the training of the quick
horse. Not only must the engine and
the harness and the men and the horses
be ready, but the horses must be In the
harness at oncethe operation must be
as nearly Instantaneous as human In
genuity and brute Intelligence together
could contrive. in every fire-engine
house In the United States to-day,
therefore, we may see and admire the
"quick" horse, sleek-limbed, clear-eyed,
with an alert Intelligent air, standing
not far from the machine of which he Is
the moving power.
The casual visitor saunters la. He
thinks the life of a fireman Is a quiet
and easy one, judging from the appear
ance of the quarters. All Is serene. The
machines are Immaculate In polished
brass and red paint Some of the men
are reading, others are playing a game
of checkers.
Suddenly there Is a tinkling some
where, and the stroke of a gong. A
snap, a click and through the wide
open doors the various machines fly,
one after another, until the visitor
views In astonishment an empty house.
It Is like magic a wonderful "transformation-scene."
He gsses up and down
the street but the galloping procession
has vanished as If It were a dream.
The quick horse has done his duty,
and once more exhibited the power of
organisation and training. Within the
time required by the firemen of the old
en time to throw open the engine-house
doors, the complicated machines of to
day are throwing water on the flames,
and the brave firemen, having scaled
the building with the agility of acro
bats, are dealing well-considered blows
against the fire foe.
In almost every city there Is a practice-drill
at least once a day In the
engine-houses, and the visitor may
have an opportunity of Inspecting the
admirable development of the Amer
ican fire system and the fine horses so
splendidly trained. And be may also
have an opportunity at the same time
of lamenting that other branches of
our public service are not conducted
with equal efficiency.
INDIAN WORDS AND NAMES.
Chaacea la Fpclllagr that Have Marred
Their Mealing.
Commenting on the changes which
have been made in the orthography of
Indian names and the expressed be
lief that historians and literary people
have surrendered their right and duty
to maintain these verbal relics In their
purity, the Montgomery (Ala.) Adver
tiser says: The statement Is true,
niore's the pity. Aa the Indians have
no written language, their local names
were acquired by tbe whites by sound
only, and often by Illiterate whites
who had little knowledge of the arts
of spelling and writing. For this rea
son there la little uniformity in tbe
orthography of Indian proper names.
Even the work of Intelligent scholars
Is open to the same objections. Tbe
vocabularies of Indian words In Ala
bama prepared by Schoolcraft Galla
tin. Compere, Wright, Adair, Bart ram
and others all differ In spelling, and
often In . pronunciation, so much so
that sometimes It Is difficult to recog
nize a name when it goes through so
many changes.
The various Indian dialects were the
most expressive of any in tbe world.
Every name was significant whether
It was of an animate or Inanimate ob
ject, and tbe name given plainly indi
cated its meaning. Unfortunately the
sound as well as the orthography and
expression of many of our Indian
names have been sacrificed In the ef
fort to simplify the words and to make
them conform to our system of spell
ing and writing the English language.
Tbe general government, too, or the
Postoffice Department has sacrificed
much of tbe euphony and meaning of
our Indian names in order to bring
about simplicity and uniformity. It
has accomplished this end, but has
done It at the expense of meaning.
Many names of poKtoflkes In Alabama
have no significance as now spelled.
but as they were originally written any
one familiar with Indian words would
know just what was meant to be ex
pressed. However, we must admit that Indian
words have not undergone more
changes or modifications than have
many of the words taken from the
European or other old world languages
and dialects. The people of the Unit
ed States and the government itself are
formulating something like a language
of our awn, and if the change carries
with It a total hiding of the original
significance of many words, it must be
accepted as one of the results of the
march of progress. But we must be
permitted to express regret that so
many of our native names have been
Improved entirely away from their
originals.
: Jefferson at Seventy-two.
"In Florida, where Ponce de Leon
failed to discover tbe Fountain of Per
petual Youth, Joseph Jefferson seems
to have found It" declares James S.
Metcalfe, in tbe Ladies' Home Journal.
"He Is a picturesque figure. His ruddy
cheeks and bright eyes give the lie to
bis 72 years. He is slender, but not
with the leanness of age. Ills hair,
mostly black, streaked only here and
there with gray, and in length showing
a wholesome contempt for the fine art
of tbe barber, blows about In the
breeze. Ills fingers are as quick and
deft at knotting a line or adjusting a
sinker as those of a boy on the banks
of a stream, and he enters Into every
detail with boyish enjoyment His
fishing he alternates with landscape
painting, writing and tbe care of plants.
In none of these pursuits does be claim
professional skill, but he brings to
them something more than professional
zest Mr. Jefferson Is a very abstemi
ous man. In eating, as In other things
except occupation In tbe open air be
evidently believes In moderation as a
means to well living and long living.
He difl not Join In our after-luncheon
smoke, stating that if be had not given
up tobacco a good many years ago be
felt sure that he would not be with us
now. Whatever the secret of his long
and nseful life, It is safe to say that
every one of bis countless friends and
admirers would be glad to lengthen It
by a fulfillment of bis own Rip's fa
vorite benediction: 'Here's bis health
aud his family's, and may they 11 vf
long and prosper"
Otrzrliia?
A doll, throbbing pain, accompanied
by a aonae of tenderoeaa and heat low
down la the side, with an occasional
shooting pala, Indicates inflammation.
On examination it will be found that
the region of pain shows some swell,
lag. This Is the first stage of ovaritis,
icfiammstioQ of the ovary. It the roof
of your house leaks, my sister, you have
It Axed at once ; why not pay the same
respect to your own body T
on need not, you ought not to let
yourself gw, when one of your own ass
'1 M
If aa. Ana Astow.
holds out the helping hand to you, and
will advise yon without money and
without price. Mrs. Pin V ham's labora
tory Is at Lynn. Mat. Write a letter
there telling all your symptoms and
get the benefit of the greatest experi
ence In treating female Ills. .
" I waa suffering to auch an exteni
from ovarian trouble that my physi
cian thought aa operation would be
necessary.
"Lvdia E. Ptnkham's Vegetable Com
pound having been recommended to
ma, I decided to try It After nslng
several bottles I found that I waa
eared. My entire system waa toned
np, and I suffered no more with my
ovariea." Mas. Ahsa Arrov.Troy. Mo.
RtMurinj.
Old Gentleman (to railway porter)
Porter, the rain is dripping in from
the lamp hole all over my clothes.
Torter (reassuringly) No, sir; it's
ouite watertight. I assure vou. That's
only the oil leaking."
Connecticut end Gorki.
The first clocks manufactured in
this country were by F.li Terry at Ply
mouth, Conn., in 1703. The manu
facture soon became extensive, and
Connecticut wooden clocks were fam
ous all over the country.
Tho Boat Freweriptiosi for Materia
Cbtlls and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It Is simply Iron and quinine in
t tasteless form. No Cure, ho fay, f rice 60c.
And Now Look st Him.
"See that magnate over there?"
"Yes. What of him "
"Well, 20 years ago that man ar
rived in New York with only a million
dollars in his pockets."
A Chilly Petition.
"Deacon SnifT seems to have a very
cold temperament."
"Yes; he prayed for rain once and
it hailed."
Holtl's School.
Al Mento Park, San Mateo County, Cat., with
its beautilul, surroundings, perfect climate,
rarelul niKrvision, thorough lnstrurtlmi,
complete laboratories, and gymnasium, easily
maintains its position In the front rank of
chools for bovs on the facitto Coast. Ira U.
lioitt, I'll. I) I'tinclpal.
Snuffed Out
Friend What became of your poem
called "Light, Beautiful Light?"
Poet (sadly) The editor turned it
down.
A Rebuke.
"You don't expect to be famous?"
said the pugilist.
"I hud entertained ambit iions in
that direction," said tbe young au
thor. "But you don't do anything but
write."
"It is my writing that I depend
on."
"Nonsense I The idea of a man ex
pecting to get famous by sitting down
and wiggling his fingers over a piece
of paper all dayl It's absurd!"
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GEISIER PATENTS
COMPANY.
Chamber of Commerce,
POilTLAKD, OREGON. .
French Banks ClecutaU Oold, '
The Bank of Franco compels cus
tomers chocking out money to accept
at least one-fifth in gold coin.
TO Cl'Rst A COLD IN OBB DAT
Take Laxative nromo Quinine Tablets. AU
Ip.Vftsu rotund thsmoner If It fails to euro,
ft. W. grove's signature is on ex-h boa, lie,
ftll Choice.
Kind Old Man (to tramp) Now,
why don't you learn a trnde?
Tramp Well, I would, sir, if I
knew of one better than this.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
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Why should I weep at the bar?"
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Church Did you know that Styles
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Oothum No; what is it?
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