Condon globe., January 24, 1901, Image 4

Dragged-Down Feeling
In the loins.
Nervousness, unrefrcahing sleep, drpon
4encT. II ( time ron wr doing something
The kutiii'v went anciently called the
rrltia in yoi'ir case they are'holdiiift the
reins and "driving you Into serious trouble,
Tbour-atttt of testimonlale pror that
HoctTa Saraaparilla
a purely vegetable compound, acts with
the nioi-t direct, beneficial effect on the
ktdnevs. It contain the bejt am) skfest
ubstii tires fui correcting and toning these
organ.
It thoroughly cleanses the blood and
ttrengtliena all the hodily funct c
Tw Good Laws.
In Denmark the farmer arc com
pel led by Ia to destroy all weed on
their premise, and in France a farmer
may prosecute hi neighbor for darn
age if the neighbor allow weed to go
to seed. It would save million of
dollar in thi country it laws pie
vailed which prevented farmer from
growing weed to Med on their own as
well a other' farm.
PROMOTES GOOD DIGESTION.
GarSeld Tea is the twt remedy
tor alt dei a igemenis of stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels: it
Cuies Chroaie CnatlptleeH
What Constituted tht Insult
'What did you strike this man for?"
asked the magistrate.
"He called me 'Reuben,' " answered
the shock beaded individual whom
the police bad brought in.
"What it your name, anyhow?"
"Reuben, your honor bat he didn't
knowit.'
The Best rmerlptltm far MsUrla
Chills and Fever is a bottle of Groves.
Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply
iron and qninine in a tasteless form.
No Cure, No Pay. Price 50c
New Anti-BurjUr Door.
To fasten a key in a lock so it can
not be turned from the outside a new
escutcheon plate ha a hinged member
on one eide, which swings to the cen
ter of the plate, a slot in the end
engaging the tint portion of the key to
lock it.
DEAFNESS CAJTNOT BE CTTRED
By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased i-ortion oi the ear. There isoniy on
sraytocured-ainess,and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is esused br an In
flamed condition of tbe mncous lining ot tht
Eustachian Tribe. When this tube jets In
flamed ron have a rumbling sonnd or imper
fect hearing, and when it is entirely dosed
deafness is ih result, and unless the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out ot tra are caused by
eatsrrb, which is nothing but an inflamed
Condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will civ On Hundred Dollars for any
ease of Deai nets rcstised by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHESEY & CO, Toledo, a
Bold by Drugg-ir ts, 75e
Mali's Family Fills sjs the best.
Novel Use for Telephones.
According to Paris Figaro, one of the
most frequent use to which tbe tele
phone is put by French country sub
scribers i that of an alarm to wake
them in the morning. Those who wish
to be aroused at a given hour have
only to advise the telephone adminis
tration the night before of tbe hour at
which they wish to be rung up.
Stops tho Cough and
Works Off tho Cold.
Laxative Browo-Quinina Tablet cure
a cold in one day. No cure, No Pay.
Price 25 cent.
A Queer Fish!
There is a quaint little fish which
haunts tbe weed tracts of tbe gulf
stream, and there builds nest and lays
its eggs like a bird rather than a fish.
This animal the antennarius imi
tates in color tbe weed it lives in, and.
like the chameleon, constantly changes
it color.
Holtt's School.
Hoitt's School (for boys), Henlo Park, Cal.,
has more students and is in better condition
than ever. Sprint: term begins January 7th,
1901. Send for catalogue, Ira O. Hoitt, Ph. D.,
Principal.
Black Diamonds Valuable.
Black diamonds are comparatively
rare and coireepondingly higb priced.
They are three or four time a hard as
the white ones and fire cannot barm
them, however great the heat, but if a
drop of water should touch them while
heated tbey will explode, and leave
nothing but a little heap of aand in
their place.
Sufferers from thia harrible malady
early alway inherit it not necessarily
from the parents, but may be from some
Csmote ancestor, for Cancer often runs
through several generations. Thi deadly
poison may lay dormant in the blood for
wears, or until you reach middle life, then
the first little sore or nicer make it ap
pearance or a swollen gland in the
breast, or some other part of the body,
give the first warning.
To cure Cancer thoroughly and perma
nently all the poisonous virus must be
dirninated from the blood every vestage
sf it driven out This S. S. S. does, and
is the only medicine that can reach deep
seated, obstinate blood troubles like this.
When all the poison has been forced out
of tbe aystem the Cancer heals, and the
disease never return.
Cancer begins often in a small way, as the
following letter from Mrs. Shirer shows:
A small pimple came on my law about an inch
below the ear on the left side of my face. It gave
se no palu or inconven
alace. and I should hae
forgotten about it bad it
aotbegua to inflame and
Kch; it would bleed a
little, then scab over, but
would not heaU This
continued fr some time,
-Then my Jaw began to
well, becoming ery
Minful. The cancer be.
San to eat and spread, ?
nttt it was a largess a "3
balfdollar.whenlheanl J
of 8. S. 8. and l-termin- J
mAtnwlvm it a lair trial. .Tiv
and it was remarkable ' . ri
ft had from the very beginning ; the tore began to
' heal and after taking a few bottles disappeared
entirely. This wss twe years sg: ; thete are still
BO aiga vi muu uij genera, ncaim
continues good. Mas. . Saiasa, La Plata, Ma
f-h u 1110 greatest of all
N ( V V blood purifiers, and the
only one guaranteed
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for our free book c
Cancer, containing valuable and interee.
ing information about this disease, and
write our physicians about your case. W
snake no charge for medical advice.
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Beat Coutrh Sirup, 'roues Good. Use I
In fine. rVild br druinrl..
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The Archbishop of Dublin recently
performed a marriage In the family of
a wealthy Irish distiller. After the
breakfast tbe distiller thanked the
Archbishop effusively for his share of
the proceedings, and said to btui as he
took leave, "The Lord be with you."
And with thy spirit." is reported to
have been the rejoinder.
Oscar Wilde's last bequest was char
acteristic of his genius for Inversions.
When told that lie must undergo au
operation, be said at first that he could
not afford the fee. The point was
pressed by the French surgeons. "Very
well, said the ruttteut. with a flash
from the ashes of his old spirit, "I
must die beyond my means."
"British Museum Newton, the
archaeologist, was a capital story
teller," says A. J. C. Hare, In his
Story of My Ufe." He was once at a
spiritualistic seance, where an old
cockney was Informed that the spirit
manifested was his deceased wife,
whereupon the following dialogue took
place: "Is that you. 'Arrlet?" "Yes, It
Is me." "Are you 'appy, 'Arrlett"
"Yes, very "appy." 'Appier than you
was with me, 'Arriet?" "Yea. much
"appler." "Where are you, 'Arriet V
"Iu ell."
' On one occasion, during a visit to
America, Michael Gunn, who assisted
Gilbert aud Sullivan in bringing out
many of their opera was trying the
voices of some candidates for the
chorus. One of them sang In a sort
of affected Italian broken-English. The
stage manager Interrupted. "Look
here," he said, "that accent won't do
for sailors or pirates. Give us a little
less Mediterranean, and a little more
Whltechapel." Here Gunn turned and
said, "Of what nationality are you?
You don't sound Italian." The other
suddenly dropped his Italian accent,
and in Irish said, "Shure, Mr. Gunn,
I'm from the same country as your
self."
Koltert Barr relates that once, speak
ing with Bret Harte, he upheld the
rigid life Henry Thoreau had led at
Walden Poud, as compared with the
luxurious surroundings of many mod
ern authors. Barr advocated a return
to the simpler habits of our ancestors.
"Yes," Harte replied, "living on parch
ed peas sounds very fine in a book.
When I visited Emerson I was aston
ished to find how close Walden Pond
was to tbe Emerson homestead, and I
commented on this. I had Imagined
that the pond was away out in the
wilderness, miles from any human hab
itation. Before Emerson could reply,
Mrs. Emerson spoke up in the tone of
a woman exposing a humbug: 'Oh, yes.
Henry took good care not to get out of
hearing of our dinner horn.' "
An anecdote of Gladstone is set down
by Sir Wemyss Reld in tbe new Anglo
Saxon. Reid tells how, on one occa
sion, ten years ago. be sat opposite Mr.
Gladstone at dinner, and noticed that
tbe side of his face was severely
bruised and cut. The explanation was
Interesting. Mr. Gladstone bad been
to call, a few evenings before, upon
Lord Granville, who was then very 111.
In returning he took a short cut
through some of the alleys of Mayfair,
and In passing along one narrow street
he slipped off the pavement and. losing
his balance, fell at full length upon tbe
road. "I lay there stunned for a min
ute at least," he added, in his deep,
sonorous voice, "and though a great
many people passed no one came to my
assistance or took the slightest notice
of me. I suppose they thought I was
drunk." '
SLOW OF ATTAINMENT.
The Par nit of Fame Is a Long, Tedi
ous Chaae.
Fame Is a thing, frequently, of slow
achievement The excellence of an
actor must be repeatedly declared and
most positively asserted before the
public in general can be brought to
consider him seriously, no matter how
seriously he may take himself; and,
though be may have come to some
thing of a safe place in the esteem of a
few, the wavering majority are so re
luctantly brought to tbe door of the
theater that, like Irving or Jefferson,
the player's hair may have grown gray
before tbe skeptical nobodies deign to
bestow upon him their begrudged ap
probation. Cibber, you know, pronounced Gar
rick "well enough," and Foote rounded
out things with tbe malicious remark
that the "hound" bad something- In
him, "but if bis excellence," he as ex
pressed it, "was to be examined, be
would not be found in any part equal
to Colley Cibber's Sir John Brute, Lard
Foppington, Sir Courtly Nice or Justice
Shallow." This was when Garrick
was a young, and, according to Pond's
portrait, a very handsome fellow, his
years not more than 25, and his beauty
such as to have attracted the envy of
the Idols of the town. Foote's compari
son was made, not out of any Justice to
Cibber, whom he did not like, but sim
ply through Ill-will to Garrick, whose
rising influence he feared.
Roscius, It is said, bad a squint in bis
eye, and Churchill, with others, found
fault with Garrick's littleness of person,
and laughed at his airs and ridiculed
his pretentions. Qulnn was a better
Falstaff than Garrick was a Lear, said
this determined detractor, and "old
Johnson" far more natural In every
thing he attempted. So, to follow Hor
ace's description, Mrs. Porter sur
passed him in passionate tragedy, Cib
ber and O'Brien were beyond his reach
as coxcombs and men of fashion, Mrs.
Clive more perfect in low comedy, and
yet Ranger, he admitted,, was the part
that suited Garrick better than any
thing he had ever performed. He was,
If Walpole la to be believed, a poor Lo
thario, a ridiculous Othello, Inferior to
Qulnn in Sir John Brute and Macbeth
and to Cibber In Bayes, and a woeful
Lord Hastings and Lord Townley. The
town, according to this distinguished
critic, did not like him In "Hotspur,"
and yet he said, "I don't know If he did
not succeed In It beyond all the rest."
"I saw 'King Lear' the last time be
played It," continues Sir Horace, "and
ai I told him, I w more ihocked At
the rest ot the company than pleaed
with blm.n
,Deplte his quint. however. Cicero
studied oratory with Roscius, and
Chupchlll waa finally brought to de
clare:: "Hence to thy praises, Garrick, I agree,
And, pleased with nature, must U
pieasgd with thee."
GOT RID OF THE TARANTULA.
Expre Keaaacer Took the Beat Means
of Disposing of It.
A young man wearing a seersucker
coat and with big beads of perspiration
ou his race came tuto the smoking car
of au Erie railway train as It was get
ting along toward the meadow of Or
ange County the other day. He was
au express messeuger.
"I've bagged something," he exclaim
ed. "Cau anyoue tell me what klud of
a puu It is?"
A big man, with long whiskers and
hair and a cowboy' hat, who was
smoking strong plug tobacco In a clay
pipe, said:
"Lemme see It."
The young mau held the dinner buck
et at arm's length and raised the Hd.
The big man looked luto tbe bucket.
"A t'rantuly, by cedarr he said, and
took the bucket from the young man.
"A t'rantuly, a sure as guus!" he
coutlumd. "A cltlieu of Beriuudy, this
chap Is. And a beauty, too!"
The big fat man got out of hla seat
and passed the dinner pall around
among the passengers. It was nearly
half full of something that seemed to
le all hair and claw and eyes. No one
seemed pleased with the sight except
the big man. It was a tarantula sure
enough.
A unanimous request was made by
the rest of the passengers that the hid
eoiis spider be pitched out of the win
dow. But the big man gated at the
deadly thing with undisturbed lutervst.
"Where did you run ag'lu him?" he
asked the express messenger.
"Came out of a bunch o' bananas lu
my car." replied the young man. "1
crrnered him and he jumped Into my
dinner bucket and I shut him In. What
Is he good for?"
"He's a first-class benefactor of the
coroner when he's to home." raid the
big man. "If there's any feller rltlsen
of your'n that you'd like to see have n
funeral at his house, just take this
stowaway from Bermuda home with
you and turn him In your fellow citl
gen's garden. If your feller citizen fool
arouud much In his garden you'll see
crape on his door in less than two ilnys.
The t'rantuly Is plzen for keeps to
tLeui as hain't vaccinated for t'rautu
lies. If I was you, young man. I'd take
this chap and let your locomotive run
over him. A good, stroug locomotive
Is about the only thing that kin tackle
one o' these chaps and make a success
of It."
The bag man handed the dinner buck
et to its owner, who took It and carried
It away. When tbe train left the next
station he came In and said that the
train had met the tarantula, and that
twenty feet of grease spot and a pint
or so of legs and hair had Indicated that
the locomotive bad won. New York
Times.
Her Antelope.
Stalking antelope among the Rockies
may have its humorous as well as its
thrilling side. Says Mrs. Seton-Thonip-son.
In "A Woman Tenderfoot:"
We tied our horses on a dizzy height,
and stole, Nimrod with a carbine, I
with a rifle, along a treacherous, shaly
bank which ended twenty feet lielow
in the steep, rocky bluffs that formed
the face of the cliff.
A misstep would have sent us flying,
but I did nof tblnk f that. My only
care was to avoid startling tbe shy,
fleet-footed creatures we pursued. I
hardly dared to breathe. Every muscle
and nerve was strained with long sus
pense. Snddenly I clutched NImrod's arm,
and pointed at an oblong, tan-colored
bulk fifty yards above us on the moun
tain. "Antelope! Lying down!" I whis
pered. Nimrod nodded, and motioned me to
go ahead. I crawled nearer, Inch by
Inch, my gaze riveted. It did not move.
I grew more elated. It was not so hard
to approach an antelope, after all. I
felt astonishingly pleased at my per-!
formance. Then, rattle! crash! and a '
stone went bounding down. I raised
my rifle to get a shot before the swift :
animal should go flying away. !
It was strangely still. I stole a little
nearer, and then turned and went gen
tly back to Nimrod. He was convulsed
with silent laughter. My elaborate
stalk had been made on a nice buff
stone.
Calculator with Two Brain.
A man with two brains Is surely a
novelty, yet Dr. Charcot, the French
specialist, Inclines to the Idea that
Mandi, the lightning calculator and hu
man phonograph, Is so blessed. This
phenomenon made his first appearance
at tbe Paris hippodrome, and he Is
certainly a new attraction to the al
ready big list of "stars" at that house.
His memory for figures is mainly audi
tive. One of his feats Is tbe addition
of six lines of six figures, a multiplica
tion of six figures by six figures, the
division' of six figures by five figures
and the extraction of the square and
cube roots of five figures all at once.
Curious Hawaiian Cave.
A curious cave has been discovered
two miles from Hllo, Hawaii. The
cave rung toward the mountain In the
form of a tunnel. Down the middle of
the cave is a ditch that looks like tbe
bed of an ancient stream. This chan
nel is about three feet deep and four
feet wide, with evenly worn sides,
forming two benches. On one of these
benches was found tbe skeleton of a
woman, in sitting posture.
League of Beggar.
A beggars' league in St. Petersburg
mutilates children and cripples them
to arouse sympathy from the benev
olent when they are sent to beg In
public places. Tbe chief of this gang,
who Is a wealthy man and has posed an
a philanthropist, receives 75 per cent
of the money begged by the unfortun
ates. Could tbe dead talk, the women
corpses could exclaim that the flowers
sent to them were Just what tbey bad
always wanted.
Drain Your Whut Fkldt.
Mors wheat i destroyed In th field
by too much water than from insects.
Every wheat field should be thor
oughly dwiued, for If not there it a
liability ot tbe plant being ttirown
hut of the sroand whenever a (reetiuii
and thawing occur.
Gold! Gold! Gold I
The latest Kl Dorado is reported to be
en Nome City Iteach, Alaska. Thousands
of people are hastening there, many of
whom return broken iu health. Of what
avail is gold when health is gone? Uuard
your health with the best vf medicines,
HoMetter'e$toiuat'h Hitter. It will regu
late the bowels, stir up the liver, invig
orate I lie kiduevs, and absolutely cure in
iigeKttuti. consti)atioii, tnaltiria. chills and
fever. U' a good medicine to keep on
hand.
Th Bicycle In Kansas.
The road are good aud level in
Kausae, and a a reeult every (arm
house ha it bicycle. A farmer in
that state would a soon be w ithout
hi team a without hi wheel.
Tbls signature Is oa every bo of th genuine
Laxative Dromo-Quinine Tawe
lb remedy that rare M la )x
Petroleum for Railway Locomotives.
Tbe Russian ministry of communica
tions ha decided to adopt petroleum
(or generating motive power on the lo
comotive ot all the railway.
A Pure. Ytetabl Compound,
No me-enr'al Cher poisons In Cascsrets
Cauuy Oaiha.tr, only v(ieMe stibMam r,
la. medical at eor e-. Al dr.igglsu luc,
Joe, 40c.
Electrical Disturbance
Hardacre I reckon Zeke Grnbtot
was surprised to find he could buy a
lightniug rod Iroin the agent for '-
Craw foot Why, man, he was thun
derstruck. For Houses on Damp Ground.
House which are damp because ot
proximity to undraiued land may be
rendered more habitable by planting
th laurel and the sunflower near them.
FKKVKNTS AND CI' RES OISKASK
Garrleld Tea It a wooderdil UK KB
MEII INK that olcai an the system
snd gives New Life by purifying
the blood.
Tunnel Under Royal Palace.
Within a few weeks the tuunel un
der the royal palace ot the quirinal at
Rome will be completed. It will place
the old r part ot the eternal city in di
rect and level communication with
that new quarter of Home erected since
1870 beyoud the quirinal. It i to be
brilliantly lighted with electricity.
TOC ENOW YfUAT TOO ARB TAKING
When you take Grove' Taiteles Chill
Tonio because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it
is simply Iron and (juinine in a taste
less form. No Cure, No Pay. 60c.
Purest Air Yet Found
When a coal fire is in oee for heat
ing and the -electric light for lighting
an ith tinted room, the air is purer
than by any of the other plans tried for
heating and lighting.
I am sure Piso's Cure for Ciiimimption
saved my life tliree years ago. Mas. Tho.
Horbiks, Mrtle Street. Norwich, N. Y.,
Feb. 17, l'JUO.
Extensive Electric Light Plant
Plans are now being drawn np for
tbe establishment of an extensive elec
tric liht plant at Kio Yenle, San Luis
Potosi. All the machinery required
will come from the United States.
The best Is the cheapest. Carter's Ink
is the best, yet it costs no more thuu the
poorest.
To Study Homestead Laws.
The Rushian government intends
sending an agent to the United St ites
to stndy homestead legislation with a
view of its partial application to the
peasant communities.
Mothers will And Mr. Wiuslow's 8ooth-.!-(
Syrup the best remedy to use for th'r
:hiliiren during the teething period.
Improving Street Railways.
Melbourne, Australia, reports that a
system of "electrics" are to be built,
supplementing the cable railways, to
act as feeders
from the suburban dis-
tricts.
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Work and Worry
VTreek the Health mt Mas; a ttense
wlf-The Story tf Oh Woman's
Trials and How Ovr
earn Tumi.
JVom tXt fW, (i(um6i (Vy, 14.
The every day drudgery of the house
wile it extremely wearing upon her
sensitiv aud trail nature.
Mauy are prematurely broken down
In health, their cherished hopes blasted,
their home-life uuhnppy, because ot
the constaut tats aud worry ot house
work. That home it indeed fortunate iu
which the wife is in nerfect health nud
! able to do her own work, iu (act uch
a home is a rarity.
Mr, tleork-e lleatou, who live near
Columbia City, Ind., says:
"During tlu early pttrt ot the winter
of lSltrt we had a gnat deal of sick
ues iu the family, and it being impos
sible to find a suitable girl to do my
housework, I bad to do considerable
extra. My daughter and two nous
were con lined to their bed with the
grip.
"t had a great many clothes
wash, nud 1 did the washing in tl
summer kitcheu, adjoiulug our tegulai
one, without any lire. A a result I
wa attacked with sciatic rheumatism.
At tirnt 1 did not give much heed to it.
"It kent growing wone, however,
and in the course of two or three
mouths I waa unable to do any work.
Uy thi time my daughter had recov
ered entlicieutly to got along very well
with the houework.
"One night my husband was gone
from home over uight ou busiueas, and,
my daughter being overburdeuod with
work, I concluded to milk the cows,
which I did much against her wishes.
My limb were so badly aftected that
I could hardlr get to the barnyard, an 1
my hand and lingers wore iu inch a
condition that it was with great diili
culty that I used them.
"I wa worse than ever after thi,
and I wa confined to my bed tor more
than teu weeks.
"It seemed that every muscle in my
hotly pained me, and my condition wan
a critical one. The phytticau failed to
beuetit me, and I became discouraged
"I waa prevailed upou to try Dr
Williams' Piuk Pills for Pale People,
which I did with wonderful results.
Ihcy began helping me at once, and
when I had takeu five boxes 1 was
cured.
"My appetite is again good, lost flesh
has been restored, 1 spout the sum
mer in the best of health, aud cau now
do as much work as ever. I have
recommeuded Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
fir Pal'j People to a number ot my
neighbor. who are also using them
with satisfactory remits."
At drugxists or direct from Dr. Wil
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N.
Y., 50 out per box, or six boxes for
12.60.
Increase ot Ruulan Recruit.
Following the increase of popula
tion, the recruits joining the colors
this year in iiuwia numbered -97,100,
a against 291,100 in ISO'J.
TO CIRIC A ( OI.II IN ONE DAT
Take Laxative liroino Quinine Tab
let. All dri'vgifts refund the money
. if it fail to cure. K. W. tirove' sig
nature is ou each box, 25c.
Magnified Admiration.
"Wheu would yon call a man really
great'"
"When he gets to be as great as hi
10-year old nephew thiuks he is
If yon fasten'! a regular, healthy moTemrnt of tht
bowels atery (1r. run re ilea, or will be. ht fuui
bowola open, aud be well, lorce. In the ibape 01
tlolent phrtlo or pill polion. I oauseroua. Tin
.mixiibeit. eauli-al. moat prfrcl way ot keeping lot
at w jl ulnar aud. clean I to Uae
, Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. TaateGootl. Doflnod
NeTerHlnken, Weaken, or Urlpe. IUc. Uk) WrIK
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BEST FOP. Til
BOWELS
yj!p&l CANDY
VNAOS aUta MISTfStO
AW
tiuntti
Amsrlcin Monty Sptnt In Europe.
It i estimated that th 138.000
American who visited Kurops lail
yar ipeut there f 00,000,000.
Salt UH One Rlvsr.
It i said that the great Salt Lk ot
Utah it but a imuant ot a vastly
greater sheet ot freah water, which
ouc cut river to the rclllo.
Unci Sam's Colored Population.
The recout ceusn shows that about
It per ceut ot the population, of the
United Htate is colored.
Farms In th Unlud SUtu.
The Un it pd States ooiiUlu nearly
0,000,000 separate (arm.
Ptrcnttt Vsry tow.
- Aeeordiiiir in rMi'xnt statistic there
is one mau iu a Unit 600 in the Uultod
State who receive a eolluge traiulug.
Electric Roid In South Africa.
rieteriuarltahiirg, South Africa, I
to build au eltciiio tramway to be
wued aud operated by the muuicipal-
y. Might wheeled, double doukud
ra are to be tried.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
as
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Mutt Bear Signature) of
S Fao-Slmll Wrapper IWIow.
Twry assail aaxl sa
taka as egaw
rot lEABACKL
rOR DIZZINESS.
FOR IIU0USRESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR C0KSTIPATI0R.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Chsr.cs for Sugar Rtfliury.
Up to date l'ortlaud has no direct
commerce with Hawaii. Now the O.
II. & N. Co. o(Tnrs to run a regular
steamship line bt-tween Cortland and
Honolulu if Portland people will es
tablish aud operate a sugar refinery
thore.
Beit Thing About Idaho.
Henry Krwln, WeUer, Idaho, says
to the Portland paper: "The be!
thinj about Ma ho is tlui mint's. There
are a number oi them which are pay
ing good dividends and the entire dis
trict around Welsnr is full of mineral,
which will Dundy be developed at wait
time iu th future."
Enormoui freight Buslneit.
Freight cais numlieritiit if), '.'SO wi re
switched in I'ortlund during December,
1000. Thi means cars that were re
ceived aud delivered, loaded and
empty.
New Marshal at Nome.
F. II. Richard", of Whatcom county,
Waxhiugtou, is reconi mended tor Unit
ed State marshal at Nome. He wa
formerly a state senator, and ha been
serviug in Alaska, nnder Collector ot
Cuftoms Ivey (J. L. Vawter, ot Mon
tana has resinned the Nome marshal
ship. PB"M M sTaT sT
"SALZEBl'S SEEDS
f ,.WILL MAKE YOU RICH"
'i fJrJ&Z Thll l a daring Ulamanl, but Hal.
M-i"j? Combination Corn.
rf'' VS. r,"'',i?'!!Iicu,, erowiiif. fgm
L.'il i .irMwmeurno nn. w 1 )tm.ltlvl
tt'jfS--JlF fi"".".n "Oiiararass.
MX,&K I tons of hay pr arm Klr.
re - VV oropals waaka alter towing,
r:;t-yAi . ..a
Wirmx IS It 7
Tf
y: ro too. itahm
V .1.4 Ik I. tun C auU
JlT'S: '"d "ul". is
BjHN Swl..tneliMllOf abo.
HuiU' SikIi. Nl Im. Mr A.J
ll'it ao.h.1 r A.)
BarUr,(!7!ii.lNrAI I'nuri, Mo.
I Unla
abor&.lM
r A.) ti
H Jo"" A. alzer Seed Oo. It Crstst,
fat folks mm
ss'l'ralned Nuru ha.tausht rue tbe dangers of Fatty
Ileseneratlnn Have not sained." Patients treated
by nialloonndenMallr. f or partloolaraaddrets.wltli
Unp, DK.P.C.WVDtB, 13l4ltinticTinplM'hieigo,IU.
LUTLER'S GARBOLATEof IODINE
A guaranteed Cure lor Catarrh and
Consumption. $1.00. 1) Ixick Box 146.
W. H. SMITH & CO.. Buffalo, U.K., Prop's.
DROPSY
10 DAKS' TIIEATMEKT FREE.
Hare mads Dropf J tnd iti com-
iliostiopa a tpeoialty for twenty
ears with, the most wonderful
nooess. Bats curia man; thous
and oases.
Box N,
Atlanta, Qs.
FREE ELECTRIC BELT OFFER
i5tW'a. TRIAL In your own bow; a
f ,y Ifurnl.h the fttnulne and
only HKIDSMISIMMLTBRSiT.
ISeCVKHSSTSLIICI KIi; SSLT
to any reader of this paper.
Seaeur la aSnaMi wry k
Mtipmlll(rulM. COITI
ai uAtr aaruian eninuJ
wltn moat all other treatments. Car, wbn tit eta.r el
rle Iwll, appllueai aA mlln 1.11. Ql'ICf CUIt for
morethanMallmenta. OSLf SVHSCliai for allnerTous
dlMaeee. wealrneaeea and disorders. For complets
sealed ewAdentla! catalogue, eat ikla .Seat at allUaa,
SEARS, ROEBUCK fc CO., ChloagO
SURE CURE FOR PILES
ITCH I Nil Piles produce molnture sodeauaa Itvklng.
This form, a. wall as Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Fllea are cured br Dr.Boaanko'a Pile Remedy.
Stupe Itching and bleeding. Absorbs tumors. Sue s
Jar stdruggliu or sent by mall. Treaties free. Write
me about four case, PH. BOSANKO, F lads, Fa
M. P. N. II.
Ho. 4-1001.
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HEX writing te advertisers please
mentiua thi aper.
i CARTERS
m
ft
mm
m a. t .il I
VJ"aSuLilis-
1 toaaiBtArl a H
wit.M
HJK3I
rrom is utw lbs. per month br a
bannleta treatment. Toouaaiida l,-J sf 'sj
eurad. Mr. M. A. Mar roue, 4.11 V J)
Hauler Ht., Kocheaior, M. V., JrV2'
writes: "Kour jreara ago 1 Mr'v'cv rn
reduoed 48 puuads bjr your rain- A f i
able treatment. Mrexuerlenoa tit IV
T Hold Rubber On Shoe.
An Improved hoUIIng dvlo foror
hoe 1 lor in J ot a pair ot pivot J
arm lurroundlug Hi top ot In hl,
with a spring pawl on the pivot, which
lock tliom in place alter they art
gripped arouud tht shot heel.
Predicts Hard Yr tor Ruler.
Raphael ' Almanac, a whlely known
aitrouomioal publication iu Huron,
now in It 81st yr.Hr, ayt that tht I
to be a hard old year for king, presi
dent and other ruler.
Stoikttt for Ovtr Million,
Article ot Incorporation have been
fllod by the Fortune Mining Company,
tor geunral nil n inn purpose, with
healiiiiartr at tinuit's I'nss; with a
capital stock ot $1,25 '.000, the incor
porators being t). 8, titHiJnow, Johu
Ward aud John L. Wiggiui.
Grtat Extrllon.
"That's a great heater you pnt In
(or us," Dinaikctl the tenant euthu
slasllcally.
"Keep you good and warm, eh?"
tncriud the laudlord.
"Warm I Why, when we get thrt otrtt
inking and shaktug it trytug to make
It burn the family ha to retire to the '
yard to cool off."
- -
Thou Dear Girls.
Ml Clirllus What a lovely piece
ot lace that is.
Mi' Amy Bell Yet, Uu't ttT
Mamma gave mo that when I first
oamu out.
Miss Cl.ulhis ltoalW? How well It
ha voi u I
Th Atmt of Cynklim.
lleubeu lUilteuce lllraiu don't be
lieve iu uuthiu' sacred nor prolan no
more, lie's a iutltlel, a blasphumou
iuti.lr.1.
Josh Km in along That' right I He
don't evru believe what the home pa
per say no in ore.
tlitkii ttunltn.
City Sportsman Auy game around
here?
Karroei Ves; the womlt are full ot
City Sportsman I supposed it had
been pretty well killed on by now.
Farmer Oh, no. No one ever
hunt around here but you city fol
low. Too Full ot Wrath.
Photographer Look , Just little
plessantcr, please.
Stranger (sitting (or hi photograph)
I dou't want to look any plcasnnter.
I'm a delegate to tlio anti trust con
ference. Tired Out
Mr. Doolittle (nervously) I think (
can e your little brother under the
sola, Mis Mid wood!
Mi km Millwood (at II o'clock, check
ing a yawn) Welt, if he is he must be
sound asleep by this time I
pish mW
WW DL
v un i
IN THE
Hardest
STORM-
TAHC NO SuSSTITUTt S Fast CaTALOGUC
huwinu rui.1, t.Kt or Oamim.s aD HA1S.
A o Towrs. Co nn"i Mm
NOTHING BETTER MADE
Yo can't make a mlntake II yon get t
..Mitchell..
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co.
PORTLAND. ORECON.
You
kauw what
you're plautliig
' Wben vou nlant
Parry's Herd a. If
bur Chean aperla w.i mn,
be sure. Tako no chanens -
get Ferry's. Dealers ererr-
wucre sou mem. Wrlta
for lliOl Heed Annual-
mailed free.
0. M. FERRY 4 CO,,
Detroit, Mick.
IT LEADS THEM ALL
The "Cyclone" Thresher
If You Buy a New
Thresher, Engine,
HORSE POWER
OR SAW MILL
You of Course Want the Best. Wrtle for
Catalogue and Prices.
RUSSELL & CO.,
PORTLAND, OREGON
PATENTS
Mil ft u "
VTirilniTI' vir.il
unless sucrraaful
run at'Suriptlon
U v. 4. 817-Uth Street, W A n H I N "'..
Branch offices: Chicago, Cleveland and Detroit
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