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Rajahs PrlM Artillery Salutes.
The rajahs of India, of whom there
re over 100, are classed in divisions.
each of which is entitled to a compli
mentary rotate of a certain nnmber of
gnns, ranging from nine to 19 per ra
jah. The greatest punishment the gov
ernment of India can inflict on a
tive prince, short of deposing him, is
to dock him a gun or two on his salute.
un we outer nana, a couple of gnns
extra is a promotion as much prised as
step in ranic bestowed on ibe field of
battle. ' . . ;
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Be Achieve J Fane. Notorletr and
leadership at a Bonni-He U a
JdaayStded Man of Wonderful Force
aad Knergy.
There are few more Interesting 'fig
ures In the political life of the country
than Marcus A. Hanna, aud In the cur
rent number of McClure's Magaiiae
William Allen White draws a most In
teresting pen picture of him.
Hanna, says the writer, is Intensely
human. There is nothing god-like.
nothing demoniac, nothing cherubic,
nothing serpentine about him. lie is a
plain man, who stands In the last ditch
with his friends, and tights his euemles
to the death. He enjoys a good joke,
a good fellow, or a good dinner; and,
if possible, likes all three served at
the same table. Often he wins bril
liancy, sometimes loses conspicuously,
makes a fool of himself occasionally,
laughs at It good-naturedly, and doea
It over again, "even as you and I." He
has on his bones the clay of the unex-
pialnabla old Adam rich in weakness
and strength, graces and foibles, and
withal he has the philosophy which
sustained the shepherd of Arden. So
hla strength is more than his weakness.
for he has the virility of common sense.
He la not happy crocheting tidies and
adopting ringing resolutions. He is a
man of deeds rather than of explana
tions. ; . t'
Hanna Is not a man of exalted Ideals.
Between bis purpose and his execution
his path lies In a straight line. If gen
tlemen in spectacles come along the
path, stretching across strings of ethi
cal obstacles, and planting In It the
potsherds of transcendental philosophic
scruples. Hanna pushes forward to his
and, kicking away the strings and
crushing the pottery under his feet
Later, If he haa time, ha devotes a
few Inrid minutes to the spectacled gen
try before he closes the incident with
bang and goes about his business.
Hanna is perfectly willing to admit
night, when the climax of my unhappy
marital experiences was reached.
"It was Mrs. X.'s fault. It always is
Mrs. X. s fault Since the time of Eve
the weaker sex has been to blame foi
all masculine tllscouifoit. At any rate,
we were to hava some friends to dtu
with us on Sunday, and my better half.
Instead of going to market earl1, as she
should have done, put It off until after
noon, and had, as Is her foolish custom,
I believe, her baskets of provisions sent
to the butcher's to be delivered by him,
"Saturday night we went to the thea
ter, and some malign fate Induced me
to tog up as seldom before. I wore my
dress suit and mv ouera hat and
boutonnlere and the other things that
go with this festal array, and when I
came downstairs Mrs. X. said I looked
i lovely, which Is her way of declaring
mat I m a presentable-appearing chap.
"We enjoyed the play Immensely, aud
when we got home we were both so
hungry that we agreed to make a rabbit
and have a cosy little luncheon to
gether, and this Is where I made my
awful mistake. If I had never suggest
ed the lunch my wife wouldn't have
discovered there wasn't any butter, nor
any cheese In the house; that that per
fidious butcher, in fact, hadn't sent the
market baskets home.
"The cook was In bed asleep, the maid
gone home to spend the night, the mar-
set would close In half an hour. It was
up to me to get those baskets.
44W 1 m .... . .
M3 wiie woman t even let me
change my coat
" Go! Oor she kept moaning, 'what In
tia world will I give Mr. and Mrs.
Blank to eat to-morrow if you are too
later ' . ,
"Behold ma, therefore, thirty minutes
later the cynosure of all eyes In a trol
ley car, a pair of squawking chickens
over one broadcloth-clad arm, a huge
market basket on the other. I had re
moved my gloves and my boutonnlere,
but I still appeared sufficiently festive
to attract a great deal of attention.
"I tried to be lmDertnrhahle. and tn
remove the outer skins and let them
lie in strong brine for thraa d!
drain, place in a jar first a lays of on
ions three inches deep then a spriuk
tag of horseradish, stick- cinamou and
cloves. Repeat until Jar is full.
Kriug vinegar to boiling point, add one
quart of brown sugar to each gallon of
vinegar aud pour hot over the onions.
Siberian 1'rlsant Abolished.
Siberia is no longer to be a penal col
ony. The decree abolishing it is the re-
Milt of tlte hiiiltlinir of the Kilvarlaii t-,.11-
rvMtil. Nothing -tfn eompare to the rapid
settlement of the vast plums, unless it ba
the mpid growth of that fimtoiis dvspep.
. iniMrurr oiniiiHi'.n mtu'rs. i rv
it fur constipation, iudiifestion, Uyspeii-
If
A negro tn Atlantic City, N. J., has
made himself famous. In a whole
year be Kept a quarter ol a dollar in
his mouth, and thus won a wacer of
$10.
Carter's Ink
is used bv millions, which Is a aura nmnf
ol its quality. Send for free booklet. 'Ink
lings." Address Carter's Ink Co.,l)ostoti,
No donbt many farmers make enai-
Inge a specialty, as it is the cheauest
oi an iooaa tor winter, but they must
no tiepeuu upon it entirely. The
nest results obtained with the use of
ensilage are when it is made only a
portion of the ration. Fed in connec
tion with other foods it aids digestion
and keeps the animals in health, be
cause it is succulent and affords a va
riety as well as being nourishing.
. Uotber will llnd Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth.
xg bvrup tha best remedy to use for tttrl
umiuren ourmg tnateettiitig period.
There is no better plan for fattening
wetners man to jeeu plenty ol hay,
with a ration of one lutrt ground oats
aud two parts commeal, given twice a
day, with fresh water convenient at
all timoi". II the weather is oold good
shelter should be provided. Buying
sneep ana latteniug them for market
nsually proves profitable.
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Youths
tor
Although the sum of $13,000,000 haa
been expended during the past eight
years in reducing the number of Chi
cago's grade crossings, that city lost 23
citisens last month in grade crossing
accidents.
Stops th Oomgh and
Work Off tbB Cold.
Laxative Bro-no-Qninina Tablets core
a cold in one day. , Ko core, No Pay.
rnce xo cents.
American shoes have met with such
success in French Switzerland that Eu
ropean manufacturers have begun to
make imitations of them, and have
marked their goods "made in Amer
ica." Alaska is a paradise for sportsmen.
Ko other such banting domain exists
In the United States.
a.iiiii .li mil ' ' ium.i,
riso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever
anecititiia ot the throat anil
O. E.ndklsy, Vuiiburen, Ind., i
look as If going to marker and In ft.ll ' J1" '"'." :"" n .' and
"-am usual occurrence, out 1 m
afraid I succeeded badly.
"That's all the story except the after
math, which was that Mrs. X. declared
I was the worst-tempered man she ever
met and that I could take mv chnlea
between getting a divorce or going to
a hotel to live. That's the reason we
tart to boarding next week." Balti
more News.
MABCDS A. HASHA.
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howeii r.rr Ur, you r ic, or will M. keep row
howen open, and be weli. Fores. la tiwtliuao
violent punts or sill polnon. Is daagorousTTba
ntwtBett. eulett. moat perfect war id titular taa
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CAIMOV
CATHARTIC
W WWW W S I
vstaashiasM assswssi
that beyond the Alps lies Italy and that
the hills are green afar off; bat he In
sists on his American privilege of vot
ing for the majority report In politic
Hanna is a partisan. With him the
long-nosed, short-chinned mugwump Is
entitled to the same consideration due
to the guerilla In time of war. Hanna
would endorse a political proposition
not authorized by his party caucus and
his platform about aa readily as a gen
eral would take orders from a news
paper. In his party Hanna has dis
putes, differences and contentions. But
ha knows when be is whipped, and re
spect a similar knowledge In bis ad
versary. When a fight is over. It Is
over with Hanna. He bears no malice.
carries no knife from the conflict to use
another day, and be bas a scorching
contempt for the contentious and to
Hanna Impossible persons who Insist
that a qnestlon Is never settled nntl It
1 settled right From Hanna' point
of view the way of the reformer and
of "the serpent on the rock" are be
yond understanding.
Ferer Ulckea, Weaken, or Urlpe. Ua,
lor free aaaiple. and booklet oa heali
booklet oa healta. XiAnm
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
For Hanna's solicitude for the peoDle
is a tender as that of the Into wmiom
I.ll.'r.TV" fc4 1 .?. 1 H. Vanderbllt Hanna believes In ev
ery man for himself and the devil take
the hlndermost He does not fawn npon
the failures of life, nor mince matters
In locating the blame for their condi
tion. Every good cause bas produced
its demagogues, who are as dangerous
to progress as the opponents of tha
, cause. And although Hanna ha been
grilled in cartoons a a money devil
with dollar mark for scales; bas been
sixile I In public scorn aa a conscience
less doss; has been called a crusher of
labor, an Industrial octopus, a commer
cial Moloeh, and every manner of bjrd
or beast on earth, in the air above, or
In the waters beneath, bis bitterest n
mles In their most interesting flights
of vituperation have not added to the
gayety of nation by calling Mark Han
na a demagogue.
If a large. Jagged, brown cuss word
is needed in a diplomatic situation,
Hanna furnishes It If a laugh Is need
ed. Hanna has It and Is not afraid to
nse it If an open fight Is reauired.
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PRESIDENTIAL, LIGHTNING.
Bittrsa'a Prank Nerved a Young Law
oitraaai so Met. and Ha w.
"The lightning caused me to bet on
th Presidential election in lvStiO," said
a man who was called In as stakeholder
a few days ago, "and I won."
"I'm not more superstitious than the
average Individual.- continued the man.
nunougn my act would indicate the
contrary. I was a young man tn a law
office in a Kentucky town. My precep
tor had pasted over hi desk a ooster
containing the portrait of all of the
candidates Lincoln and Hamlin,
Breckinridge and Lane, Douglas and
Johnson, and Bell and Everett The
poster contained the platforms of the
various parties. There was some un
certainty In that campaign. My pre
ceptor was an enthusiastic Douglas
man and wanted to bet all he had on hi
candidate. It waa my first experience
in a residential campaign, and I had
a fool notion that Bell and Everett
would be elected. I had never made a
money bet but I was aching to take up
my Biaeicstonian preceptor, although 1
lacgea nerve.
"One day there was a thunder-storm.
xne ugntning loosened a number of
tnmgs In tha town, the building in
wnich I was a law student being one.
In one of It prank the lightning cut
In the wall on which that political Doa.
ier was posted. The result was that
the upper part of the poster bung down
from the wall, covering dp alt tbe can
didates save Lincoln and Hamlin. De
spite my sympathies for Bell and Ev-
erett I Imagined I saw In tbla condi
tion of the poster the result of that elec
tion, and a few days later when the
Douglas enthusiast talked on his UDDer
notes and offered to bet $25 even on hla
man I took him up. He was very much
astonished to think I would bet on Lin
coln and Hamlin. He said I was a
young ass and other things, and that be
would bet with ne-to teach me a lesson.
After the election he asked me how I
came to take the chance, for there were
rew uncom vote In the town. When
I told blm th source of my tip he grew
serious.
" Ton have won your first bet on a
Presidential election,' be said, 'but re
member, young man, lightning never
strike in the same place twice.'
"But It did In this case. Lincoln was
re-elected. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Feb. 10, 1'JOO.
Those who have had but little exper
ience with bees should not take the
hives in nnleos tbe location is oool.
vt hers thousands of bees are together
there is macb animal heat generated.
ana the inferior of the hive may be
come nntomfortable, tbe bees oomiug
ens, wnen some of tbem may perish.
The location of the hive in winter, in
order to avoid sudden changes ot tem
perature should be carefully chosen.
The latest novelty in Swiss watches
is a timepiece which is devoid of the
usual hands and dial markings, bnt
which bas in the center of tbe face two
small spaces for figures the upx for
hours and tbe lower tor minutes. The
figures cbauge at the proper intervals,
presenting the correct time aa the tail
roads give it 10.42, lor instance, In-
stead of "18 minutes of 11." The
vfuicu is guaranteed lor Sevan veara
sna costs oniy n in t'aris.
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This sifnatara is on every box of tbs renolne
n t.
UUSUrC UrUIUU-yilllline Tablets
ma raaady (bat esns a caM la day
r... i .
carrier uiliwins reiUSS lOOd alter a
long and exhausting iournev. Thav
drink some water and go to sleep, not
to resume their ususl mode of life for
48 bours
Salt is good to scour marble wash.
sttinds or basins with, to sweep carpets
vtuu in u i iiiorougniy lironbed out)
am) to set colors in wash (ioods. Where
soot bas fallen on tbe carpet, sprinkle
sail on u ana me soot will come off
without leaving a black mark. Spots
oi imu ru,. can he removed by wetting
wilb a strong solution of lemon-juice
and salt, ami holding over a vessel of
boiling water, when they will lnimedi.
ately disappear.
A mora glorious victory cannot be
gained tnau this; that when the injury
uegins on nis part, tbo kindness should
Min on oars.
Th... I.,,...,
" ujauy indications 01 a
growing popular belief on the Paciflo
slope that the petroleum nroducina in.
dustiy in that section is to assume
tunon larger proportions.
lOO KKWARD a lOO.
ThO readers nf this Diner will ha nl....
Mam tlial there is at leant oua rtr.,l.i h,...
tlist science bas been able m nun m .11 ...
stsses. and that Is catarrh. HaU'sCaUrrb Curs
iniuvn cure mown totue taeuical
fraternity. Catarrh be I nit a constitutional .i.
ir."fi'..r.eq"lrlV eonsiiluiloDal treatment.
Hairs Catarrh rim la tbn it....ti ... '
dlrwuly upon the blood and mncoos iarfacei
Hn !,y,l,-m.',"lerel"' ,?,ror,n the loi.n.la.
lion of the din-ata. an .idn. , .
stretiiahbybnlMlnsnp the emfstltuiton end
Misting nature In ?iln Its work. The tiro
prietors have so oinrh faith in i I...-!' "
powers, that they off..r One Hundred 'Dollars
(Mf snr case tht It I. l. uJTX i 1 . .
..1... . -wv. nuu jur usi
01 uniiuum&in. Ailiireas
It 1 I'll L'fc! SV S. .A .
f-AltrydntsilsMo:""1 " W" lu,.w'
liaii's raniiiv t-ills are th beat.
London is at last to have a oomnlata
mini lance service. There is no nlana
in the world where it is so much need.
ed.
HELP WANTED.
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By treatment wilb iodine and sni-
8weden is Buffering from the effects
oi Doom in mauuuluutnring which
Vilas riwanisi A I. .a .
line nfements. H. Kr.amoe 1... 7 a I TT" . ""' " country
mined .h.t nZTw ! J""8 w ln0 ''' wns, and caused
- -v .iwimn iBVKin in a 11in u uinr. ,n n .1
.... t. J , , W SdlSUVQ
.a.Vn K.iu ara utie ro a substance cent,
ricn in conoids, bnt nonr in m.1.1
In a ton of Dead Pea water there are
187 pounds of salt; Red Sea, S3 Medl
terranean, 85 Atlantic, 81; English
Channel, 78; Black Sea, 16; Baltic,
18, and Caspian Sea. 11.
Oood For Little rolka.
Don't tortare the children with liquid end
E i'lT.'.'?-""1 Tbnl' sgreeable la.atlve
lor little ones I, renrareti Caiidv L'aibanla.
All arusylsU. 100. 2&c, Mw.
More than 17 per cent of the waiters
in Germany and 21 per cent of tha
waitresses receive no wages at all, be
ing expected to subsist on fees.
TO CURB A COLD IN ONB DAT
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine. Tsalta.
let. AH dnivicUte re fond th
if it falls to cure. K. W. Orovs's sig
nature is on each box. 85o.
This bas been a year of scare and
catastrophe. We have looked npon
famine in India, war In South Africa,
the Philippines and China, tbe great
steamship horror in New York, the
prodigious desolation at Galveston, aud
minor events have stirred our motion
from day to day.
Vegetable are nsually sold In pile
in Oueuos Ayres, so that yon have to
measure quantity a well a quality by
tb eye, and butchers sell their meat
by the ohnnk rather than by weight.
TOO KNOW WHAT TOO ARK TAKINO
When you take Grove'a Tasteless Chill
Tonio because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that il
is simply Iron and ijulnin in a Ustv
less form. Sip Cure, Ko I'ay. 60o,
Many ot tbe Italian railroad are to
be shortly transformed to th electric
system.
Tha Has I f'reacrlntloa tar M.l-4.
Chill and Fever is a bottle of Grove.
lasreiea chill Tonic. It I. m,.i.
iron and quinine in a tasteless form
No Onre, No Pay. Price COo.
A baker in Kansas City is red hot
1th anger because a female
baa asserted that be kneaded hi bread
with bis feet. He has commenced suit
fur $2,000. She declares her ahlllt tn
porduc a loaf ot hi bread with loot
print on it.
Th FamouB Qerman
mm,
au to BU nar
Many of the manufacturers have
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a, i ifSi?1 how to J"ss how wonder-
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Story ot a Prodla7.
"Elbridge T. Gerry's fixed conviction
that the use of children as public en
tertainers Is ruinous to their moral and
physical being ha resulted In much
benefit for talented youngsters and In
a deluge of abuse for their protector.
Several years ago he called In the aid
of the law to prevent the performances
of a child pianist The child waa ad-
mltted by all qualified to Judge to be
) 1,
In
fc.L l. C All
Tasias Glut
It &;. ;), tua 0ua. Vm
ago. For Instance, the velvet-Dawed
feline tactics of former Senator Quay
set Hanna to baying deep-mouthed Im
precations and kicking out behind the
loam of recent alluvial reminiscence.
It Is not that Hanna Is so entirely dis
pleased witn what Quay does as with
the wsy It Is done, for Hanna Is no
prude. He bas, a conscience tbe con
ventional conscience of commerce. To
him wrong Is wrong, and right Is right
Everything is eithe black or white;
ne is color blind to the pea greens and
heliotropes and electric blues of conduct
TRIALS OF MR. X.
HoaackeeplaK Not One Round of Pleae-
wr for Him
"Housekeeping," said Mr. X. argn
mentatfvely, "Is not one constant round
of pleasure. It would be, 1 suppose, if
it weren't for the iniquities of tbe ser
vants, the tradespeople and Mrs. X.,
but handicapped by them, I am fain
to declare that running one's own es
tablishment has Its drawbacks.
"I've thought so for a long time, ever
ince tbe pipes froze In tbe bathroom
last winter and tbe stovepipe In tbe
Kitchen fell down and covered my
prooigy seemea to De well cared fnr
the outcry against the society was long
and loud. But Mr.jGerry never flinched,
ana the law upheld him. Shortly after
ward th chird was taken to Europe,
and the episode faded from the public
mind. Ten year later the same pianist
reappeared, now in the vigor of youth.
His musical gift had been developed
under tbe guidance of the most accom
plished foreign Instructors. The public
wondered and admired, but few knew
that tbe musician vm the training In
bis art to the genwairy of tbe man
who bad restrained him from concert
playing ten year before." AInslee'
Magazine.
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