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uaWy It is the High quality of Royal Baking Powder" that has estab lished "its "great ana wona-wiae reputation. Every house wife knows .she can rely "Upon it; that it makes the bread . and - I biscuit more delicious and wholesome- always the finest that can be baked. . .. ' K It is economy and every way better. t6 use the Royal, whose rk - is always certain, - never Never experiment with so .important; an article I as the human ' food wo ... cxpenmen tal. There are many imitation baking powders, made from alum. They may cost less per pound, but their use is at the cost of health. ftOVAL IAKINQ POWDER CO., NEW YORK A Romanes of Haul Life. The duchess of Arcos was Virginia Woodbury Lowery, of. Washington. D. i C. A distinguished ancestor, -Daniel Woodbury of New England, once held the position of secretary of the treasury, under Jackson, and was afterwards justice of the supreme contt. Mont gomery Blair, a cabinet office! during the administration 0f Lincoln, was of the same family. The romantic courtship of the duke and ducbesa ot Arcos .began over 20 years " ago. At that time be waa young Count Brnaetti, of the Spanish legation in Washington, an under secre tary, whose admiration for the beauti ful Miss Lowery resulted in an engage ment, to which the parents objected on account of the youth of their daughter, and the fact that Count Brunetti was appointed to a remote South American post, where months were tequiied to send a communication. The engagement waa ot 20 years' duration, and Count Brunetti in that time inherited estates and a title in Spain. When he returned to Wash ington he found Mies Lowery even more beautiful in her maturity than when he had left her. Mrs. Lowery. who was an invalid, died shortly before the wedding of her daughter, which occurred in August, 1895, at the sum mer home of the family in New Lon don, Conn., and was quietly celebrated. Harper's Bazaar. . . - ' . Ttae Irony of Fata. , "Do yon see that pale young man eallinn ont 'Casbl , at the ribbon countei?" . "Yea." "Fate's awful funny sometimes. Ten yeaia ago, when we were boya to gether, his one ambition' was to be a mighty hunter and catch lions with lasso." Tit Bits. ALONG THE COAST. I Schillings Best money-back tea and baking powder at Panel la Shirt-Wal.te. The really swell thing is the pure white silk or satin shirt-waist made in the greatest simplicity of style, and if worn with a black skirt of net. White shirt-waists in cotton goods have the preference, many being of fine lawn, tucked all over in bias or straight-up-and-down or Tound-and-round tucks. The severe linen waist of white, wUh cuffs and collar, ia wem with the tailor gown having a cutaway jacket in bolero style. Some of the new waists show a cutaway at the neck, having fancy collar and revers with which are worn fanoy colored or white oheinUettes. Woman's Home Companion. I - ' Making Bur of Him. I . think," said the : thoughtful mother, "that you ought to ouject to young Blown paying so much attention to our daughter." 'Why?" demanded the thoughtful father. "He impresses me very favor ably." , -.ft ' 'That's just it," returned the thooehtful mother. We must do something to make his ambitions moth er think we regard omselves little above them socially if we aie to make sure of him." Chicago PoBt. Ha Bup.d Not. The other day when it waa raining very hard, four or five men were bnv ing a few glasses of beer in village beei house, when one man said to the company: . "It's drop of nice rain this. It should stir things np in the ground. One curious old man, who was known to have been henpecked during bis wife's lifetime, replied: "By Jove. I hope not; I only buried th wife yeaterdayl" Spare Moments. Parent of a Prodigy. "What an amount of dignity Jones seems to nave developed lately," re marked Brown. "He's going to throw np his job and try to get something better. He says there's no use of a man with his qualifications filling so menial a position. And he's always been such a meek, unassuming man you know." Yea." replied Smith, "but 1 heard that his babv has just got so that it can say 'papa' so they tan understand it."-N. Y. World. Itami of General Intereai Cleaned From tka Thriving 1'aelBe "' ' - State ' A "' ' Tfaahlnetoa Stat Fair. The Washington state lair commits aion at North Yakima, has completed the premium list, and the book is in the hands ot the printer, it nas neeii revised and enlargeJ to oer, as far as possible, all the industries of this great state, and induce exhibit oi products from the Pauifio Northwest. ifta list haa been incieased by adding many ar ticles of home nroduction. and the pi isea more than doubled, to insuie greater displays ot native resouicea. The commission recognises the neces sity ot honest competition In farming and " dairying. 1ruit " and - vegetable growing, ranch and range productions and all lines of progresi ia .the field and faotorv. While the state fair haa not vet reached perfection, the earnest co-operation ot all interested will make of tl fourth annual exhibition, t the best of its kind ever bold In the state Many excellent exhibits are promised from the leading sections ot the state, and Oregon and ' Biltish Columbia will be well represented. The race oouise ia in fine condition and several horses are now training for the speed contests, tot which latge purses will be offered. The commission oners flu. 000 in piemlums for the various exhib its and races.: S pacta 1 rates nave Been obtained from the rail toads, and excur sions will be run from the cities of Se attle, Spokane, Taooma and intertnedt ate nointa. The merchants and manu factuiers have contributed liberally In special premiums and with the pros peot ot ernormous crops there is no munn whv the fair should not be a complete success. Palauea Orala Valajared. Owlnir to rerjorts of the. damage to cereals bv heat, the Spokesman-Review has obtained a statement concerning wheat in the Falouse and Fotlatoh seo tions. In the Palouse wheat and other cereals never looked better. There are no fielda damaged by heat, squirrels or blight of other kinds. In the Potlatch not to exceed 10 net cent of resown fields are affected by heat, some farm ra rnmnlainlns that the kernels have shriveled. The total ot grain damaged by heat will be quite small, and more than made op lor by the excellent con dition ot other grains. Worth watt New Rata. Reports of Cape Noroee' merit are greatly at variance. Boston capitalist! will visit Spokane during the coming fruit fair, One ot the xisiting editors gave Ore gon new name "Hospitality." - Total gold brought down from Klon- dike thus far this year ia $3,570,000. Juneau will have new 140,000 courthouse, built by the government. Southern Oregon man found the dead body ot missing nephew through the disclosures ot a vision. Spokane's bank clear ingt in last fis cal year have increased more than any city west ot the Mississippi v Heroes ot 'Frisco's latest poisoned oandy sensation were formally real dents ot Vancouver, B. O. Outstanding Sherman county war rants have all Wn called in. The county doe not owe ene cent. w Sheepmen of Missoula. Mont., ere at war over attempt to keep them from shear ing within the city limits. Golden spike waa'flrlveu In White Pass & Yukon railway July 6, lu cele bration ot the road's completion, i . , Mrs.' Ilampson, a Saoramento wo- . . I . .. ! . man. lias started over me aumuuiou trail to seek her basbaud. gone a year, Spokane internal revenue collections for six months have been over f 8,000 In excess of last year's total col lee tions. ,,. . - - Reno, Nev.. Gazette lays automo biles will soon be used to transport bo- rax from- Harney county to winne- mucca. Apples and pearl will be plentiful in California, but In Oregon the crops ill be failures. Peaches from Cali fornia will also be plentiful, and South ern Oiegon will be likely to send some also. TRYING A COLD BATH. MR. SHIVVERS HAS AN UN PLEAS- V, ANT EXPERIENCE. Hie Heroic Treatment for the Care of Kheumat lam-When Warm front Hie Comfortable Bad Ua Bhrlnk from the Frtctd Water, i. PACIFIC COAST TRADE. wur Grocers PORTLAND DIRECTORY. Fence and Wire Work.. PORTLAND WIRE IRON WORKS; WIRE and Iron tend nu; office railing, ale 331 Aider. Machinery and Bupull- CAW8TON CO.! ENOIMKS, BOILERS, MA cfalaerjr.dipplie. 4a 60 FlratBt., Portland, Or. . ir,irtr -y-i - . HArUIFltTRY ALL KINDS ...TiTUM at BOWEN... 18 la SS First Street PORTLAND OR. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oheoow. ' can rive you the beet bargains In general uiacliluery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps, plows, belts and windmills. The new steel I X L windmill, sold by bim, is un equalled, , ... . . .. . -- A New Dodge for Summer. Clerk Are we eo'idk to ose the sea serpent this summer? Proprietor I think not. I have a better scheme than that. I shall ar range to have bottles washed np on the beach every day, each one containing a message from some arctic explorer. N. Y. Journal. j ' EDWARD HUGHES: MACHINERY AXD Vfblclei; aend lor catalogue, laa-im Front Hi. Theleaale Drugflate and Photographic aiiuptlae. . BLUMAUKR-FRANK DRCO CO. 144 AND 16 Fourth Street. Portland, Oregon. i T&4 V -fevrrrj Rupture e. h treaied aclen tltiral I and coiiliduntl at- WOODAMii CO.. 10S twni iU f DM. pension BICKf tlRD. Wohlnqtoa. 0. C. llier will re ceive autck replica. B. 6th N. H. Vol.. Stall 2uiU Corp. Proaevutlus elatina since 178. IF! 'THE LIFE l.so. tvtttlm. If the world' sreatem nero, vj Marai nni .te.d . Wiwlal. Only i.tauuit lut. h. emmi. YOU'LL BE WELL when your blnod geta In the proper condition when It ia rttb aud furnlahai nourtariment to to tl.e different part ol the body. Moore's Revealed Remedy purtfle ttie blood, ftrea it health and richne. t re bu kahj, ncrvonan, tired leeltiig, biiii down pl, cto., etc. it li.Ter tali. " 'ai.Hr fluggiil's. An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effect of the- well known remedy, Strup or Flog, manufactured by the CALiroMciA Fio Sirup Co., lllutrt tha value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of planta known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It is the one perfect Btrenfrthenine; laxa tive. cleaniiW the svstem effectually. dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Ita perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub (stance, and ita acting on the kidneys. liver and bowels, without weakening cr irritating them, make It the ideal lasative. In the process of manufacturing figs are used, aa tney are pieasan w me taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from aenna and other aromatic Dlants. bv a method known to the California Fie Syrup Co. only. In order to get ita beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package, CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAN VBAMCZeCO, CAU TimaVTT.i.a kt. mew TOBK. V. T. Per sate by all Druggirta-Frlc SOc. per bottle. - Nortavrea Neere Netea.i Oregon has 65,000 Angora goat. Salem will tender the vol nu tears reception anyway. The goveinment locks at Lafayette will be completed yet this summer Several mysterious murders have oc onrred in Net Percea county, Idaho. The Dalles has a balance of over 13.000 in her treasury from last year, Some districts in Southern Oregon are sadly in need of rain for the crops. Canvon Citv Masons' and Odd Fel lows' tern tile corner stone has been laid. A large quantity ot oleomargarine waa seized in a waia nana Hos pital. Spokane is prond of the fact that her postofflce receipts are gaining on those ot Portland. . . s . Spokane will have a swell new clnb. with membership from both Washing ton and Idaho-.- . - The hop crop of Oregon will proba bly reach 85.000 bales this year. ol shortage is anticipated. The O. R. Ss N. took 60 laborers to Eastern Oregon, and the farmers hired them all away from the road. The facnlty of Willamette nmvera ity has been completed by the election of science and Latin and Uieek proles sors. Several brick business buildings are being: erected in Oakland to take the place of the frame structures recently hnrned. . ' : ; '"-' ' Garfield men have an option on a township of Adams county railroad land at 80 cents an acre, which they will purchase. . . E. D. Halloway has been telegraph operator at Pasco for 10 years with out a vacation, and has sent an average of 100 telegrams a day dating that time. - .: Tom Daniels established a new record for Washington at the Whatcom Fall Mill Company's mill, when he packed 66,000 shingles in 11 hours of consecn tive labor. Ed. White, who escaped , from the sheriff of Coos county, a few days ago. by jumping from a boat, waa recap tured near Kiveitori and landed in jail He Is wanted to answer to the charge of burglary. , T-, 4 - , A good many gardeners have made money out of eaily potatoes, says the Asotin Sentinel. The very first sold at 13.6Q a bnshel. The present pi ice is $3 for 100 pounds, when sold direct ly to the consumers, and 91.75 when sold to dealers.-? -r Ay '9 fk ' The Coos connty court haa let con tract for building a bridge on the mid' die forkof Coquille. It will be combi nation bridge of wood and iron; price. $3,842. The bridges on the Coqui lie- Marsh field road will be rebuilt as quickly aa possible. " " Superintendent Mayhall, of the Washington fisheries, (tat gone to the Columbia river to arrange for lumber to bnild the Wind river hatchery. An appropriation of 12,600 was made for it, 11,500 available this year, and 11.000 next year. Work will begin sometime this month on the Snoho mish river and Willapir river hatcher ies. The former will have cost, when completed, 15,000, and the latter 14,000. " Three-fifths of the amount appropriated Is to be spent at each hatchery this year. , (r- Prairie schooners have already begun to pass through this valley en route from California to the Palouse country, says the Long Creek Eagle, s .While Southern California is suffering from a drought again this year, the exodua from that state Is not so general aa II was last year. , . .. .. The potato crop of Coos connty this year will be less than an average one. Apples also will be smaller in yield than last year. The late rains is no Jou bt the cause of the shortage. Hay will be light, but green feed is plenti ful, and the output of batter and cheese will be larger than usual. Seattle Market. Ouions, 90o per 100 pounds. Potatoes, new, a.cperlb. Beets, per' saok, $1(31 35. Turnips, per sack. 60(3060. Carrots, per sack, (1. Parsnips, per sack, fl. "... Cauliflower, 40(3 BOc per dot. Cabbaite. ' native and California ti.60 per 100 pounds. f J r Apples, 8.60dS.5O per ms, i t Pears, 60e(gf 1.B0 per box. Prunes. 60c per box. Butter Creamery, 1 So per pound, dairy and ranch, 18(3 18c per pound. & Eggs, sac. a '. -v Cheese Native. 13c Poultry Old bens, 16c ptt pound soring chickens, 14c; turkeys, lea. w . as m Fresh meats Choice messed neei steers, prime, 9c; cows, prime, 9c; mutton. 9c; pork, 7c; veal, 1(3100. Wheat Feed wheat. HO. Oats Choice, per ton, 27828. Hay Puget Sound mixed, 16.00(9 8: choloe Eastern Washington tint othv. S13.00. Corn Whole. 33.50; cracked, 2e; feed meal. $24.00. Barley Rolled or ground, per to. $26(336; whole, $23. Floor Patent, per barrel, $3.50; straights, $3.90; California brand, $3.25; buckwheat flour, 13.60; graham, per barrel, $3.60; whole wheat Dour, $3.75; rye flour, $4.50. Milletuffs Bran, pet ,i Urn, ? $ 15J shorts per ton; $16.;, . 'i Feed Chopped leed, i(ga per ton; middlings, per ton, $23; oil cake meal, per ton, $33." " ' Partlaae Market. Wheat Walla Walla. 63c; Valley, 69c; Bluestem, 60o per bushel. Flour Best grades, $3.30; graham, $2.6Bi superfine, $3.15 per barrel. ' Oats Choice white, 43c; enoice gray, 4Qic per Dusnei. Barley Feed barley, fiaio; Draw ing, $21.00 per ton. MilUtufJs Bran, $17 per ton; mid dlings, $23; shorts, $18; chop, $16.00 per ton. ; Hay Timothy, f 8(39;. clover. (88: Oregon wild hay, $tJ per ton. Butter Fancy' creamery, 8540o; seconds, 2730o; dairy 3637o store, 18(8830. . ' ' Cheese Oregon full cream, 13o; foung America, 15c; new ebees .Oc oer DOund. , Poultry Chickens, mixed, i $8(34 per docen; hens, $4.00(35.00; springs, $1.36(33; geese, $6.00(37.00 for old, $4. 60 5 for young; ducks, $5. 00 (J 5.60 per dozen; turkeys, live, "160 16c per pound.. - , Potatoes $131.10 per lack; sweets, 3c Per pound. I L, L -J Veaetablee Beets. $1; turnips, 90c per, sack;, garlic,. 7o per pound; cab base, tl & 1.35 per 100 pounds; cauli flower, 75o per doten; parsnips, $1 ner saok; beani.Be per pound; celery, 70(375c per dosen; cucumbers, SOc per box; peaa, StaSc per pound. , - ! Onions Oregon, 60(375o per sack. Boperf 18Jj 1897 erop, 46o. Wool Valley, '13(8 18o per pound Eastern Oregon, 6 (3 10c; mohair, 37c per ponnd. 'J. Mutton Gross, beet sheep, wethers and . ewes, 4o; dressed mutton,, 7 c aorinir lambs. 7Ke oer lb.- r t . Hogs OrOBS, choice heavy, $4.50 light and feeders, $2. 60 8. 00; dressed, $6.00(36.00 per 100 pounds. Beet Gross, top steers, 4.00 (3 $4. 25 cows, va.w.uv; - oressea oeei, 6(860 per pound. ... ; Veal Large, 6(J7o; email, 7,(38c ( ( tea Fraaeiioe Market, j. Wool Spring Nevada, 10(3 12o per oound: Oregon, Eastern, 8(313o; Val ley. W S 17c; Northern, 8O10c. - Mlllatuffs Middlings, $17.50(990; bran, $16.60(316.60 per ton. Onions 8ilverakin,7080c pel sack, ' Butter Fancy creamery. 19 2 le; do seconds, 16(3 17c; fanoy dairy, 17o; do seconds, 14 14c per pound. . Eggs Store, 16tai8o; fancy ranob I9(322o. r ?" ' ? If ' Hops 1898 crop, l7o. 5 " i Citrus Fruit Oranges, Valencia, $3 (13.60; Mexican limes, $4. 60 5; Cali fornia lemons, 76ca$l.26i do oboioe, $2.60 per box. "I e -? s ti f Hay Wheat, $18(315.60; wheat ar oat, $18(316; oat, $1416; best bu ley, $12(318; alfalfa, $11(313 per ton straw. 40(370e per bale. ' Potatoes Early Rose, $1.60(31.75 Orsaon Burkanks, $1.65$1.86; liver Btirbanks, 76o$l; Salinas Burbanks, 1 St 1.10 per -tack... '" . Tropical traits Bananas, $1.60 1.60 per bunch; pineapples, $3.60(3 4.50; Persian dates, 66o per poun. ,0m-mlnr, aald Mr. Shlvvers, thoughtfully, laying down his papor. i believe thore la something lu that" "In whatr aaked Mrs. Bill v vers, "Why, In their 'health hlnte for the helpless' they any that the reaction aud afterglow of cold morning baths are nu Infallible cure for neuralgia and rhou mntism." explained Mr. Shi were. "Cold water right out of the spigot, without any warm water at all!" cried Mrs. Shlvvera. , - , "Certainly." replied Mr. Shlvvers, "O-o-oohl I couldn't," shuddered Mra. Shlvvera. Mr. Shlvvera smiled a superior amlle. "Of course It la rather heroic treat ment and requlrea considerable moral aa well aa physical courage, but to man convinced of Its efficacy that la ot no couaeuuence." he aald, complacent ly, "and I certainly ahall give It a fair trial. Besides," he continued, fortify ing his sudden resolution, "It la not one sudden plunge, but gradual Immer sion while you very elowly count elx. Like this: One, and you put In one foot; two, you put In the other; three, you sink upou one knee; four, you kneel on both; five, you plunge lu your arma, and six, you Immerse your body. So, after all. It la not ao very dreadful. Yea, I ahall certainly try It to-morrow morning." However, Mr. Shlvvera did not aeera so enthusiastic In the morning. Ills wife let the cold water run, accordltig to bis Instructions; In spite of reiter ated Information to that effect, he still lingered In bed. Jeremiah," cried Mra. Shlvvera at Inst, from the bureau, where she was doing up her hair, "this la the eleventh time I've called you, and you must get up. You'll be late for breakfast aa It la. You needn't try that bath If you are afraid of It" she added, with a laugh. Slowly and reluctantly Mr. Shlvvers crA'pt out from under the warm covers, silently casting a look full of reproach upon his smiling spouse, and Into the bathroom with the laggard stop of one who baa something weighing upon his mind. Then there waa a long, a very long wait Nor waa it until his wife bad several times exhorted htm to "Hurry up, Jeremiah!" that she beard him any: "O-o-o-one. Ouch I Gosh!" Then there was another wait, and an other exhortation. "T-t-t-t-twoooo. Ow-ow-ow-wowP Another wait and exhortation. Th-th-tb-thrcc e e c e e c," next cam chattering from the bathroom, tinrucdl ately followed by a blood-curdling shout and a tremendous splash. Then there waa a aucceaxlon ot agonised yells, and what Mrs. Shlvvera at first took for a streak of lightning flashed out of the bathroom, plunged Into bed and rolled Itself tightly np In the cov ers. ' '-I ,'' ' ' "Why, Jeremiah!" gasped Mra. Shlv vers. ........ i Mr. Shlvvera simply glared and shiv ered. . .-. !!' ' "Woman," he growled, when he could control his chattering teeth, "did you leave that cake of soap In the bottom of the bath tub on purpose fUar- per'a Bazar. itoiT-ra aoHootw If an in fttaaviVr fiakM Vf at talA fW . Cel.. actored. lied at the Ontve rsltles. Location, climate. and carful attention to Mental, Moraiauu phyaicat training, places ikuhs aniong the forenioat Bohools for Hoys on tiie Coaat. 5. CnrotHdi. Will r-otl ill th new building Auguat win, t,uin ytmr.j Ira O. Holtt, Ph. 1).. Principal. nandetlona. The market Hardeners around Paris cultivate the dandelion on a large scale and soli It lor good prices in the mar ket. -"I ! ' ' ' "' ' 44 DoNotGrsspsttheShadovt . and Lose the SubsUnce." Afinj) pcopft aire but sfuuhws of thtlr formtf sttvts. dut to ntgttci of httlth. Look out for th blood, iht fountain of lift, th ctut subsUnctt kep ttut pun by rtguUf us of Hootf Srs4prtil W robust htAlih tvitt b th rtsult. Bt surt to gti orty Hood" t, btCAus , Xfootfo SaUafa Trouble Kaauch, Wheeler I tell you a bloyole U a great thing to take youi mind off jour trnnh ua. 1 Bud it invaluable. Walker Nonsenael What troubles have you got? Well, the Installment man ooiites around every week to collect the pay ments on my wheel." N. Y. Journal. An Oeean of Tea. It has been calculated that some thing like 1.350,000 pints of tea are Imbibed yearly by Londoners, and that the ten ik) t neceasarf to contain this amount, it properly shaped would ooni' tortably take in the whole ol Bt. Paul a cathedral N. Y. Sun. The total postal receipts for this year are estimated at $100,000,000. against $87,640,000 last year. New York Stands at the head of the list ot slates and territoriee with $16,000,000, and Alaska comes lust, with $15,000. lu the table showing: the average amount contributed by each inhabitant of each state to the postal iovemies(whicti coir atilntrs a nrettv fair suaae of the in tellectual development and activity oi the Doonloi. Maasachusette elands at the head, with an average last year of $3.30 per inhabitant. Ladle Caa Wear ahae One sUe ainallir after ntlng Allen's Foot- Ease, a nowdor to be shaken into tit ahix It makes tight or uew shoes foe! eaay; alvos iurtatit rrilef to corus and bunion. It's thsgreateat coin dirt dlacovery of the sk. Cures swollen feet, Winters and cal lous snots. Allan 'a Foot-Eae Is a certain sure for Innrowlnir nail. awatlurr. mart hut. hot. ai hltiir Oct. Wa have 30.000 tr.tl- monlal. All drtiMiats and "hoe atoros B.'ll It. 23c. Trial itat-knice VKER by mall. Auurva. Allen o. uiniawo, ue noy, n. i. 1 1 " The "corpse" questioned the coron er's Jury at a recent Inquest In Mary land, Proceedings to determine the use of death had just begun, wlion the subject awoke from the trance in which be had lain and asked what it was all ahont. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mereary, Aa meraurv will aurclv OMtror the Mtu ot inteil ihi completely u"rnKe ine wnwic trm waenenienns it inronin me aiucnm me lace. Huih arilolea iwu'u ne'er ne ! ex- aval on liri'urliilloii Irom reuutaul nhtal- oimi.a ineuaoiaie mmw win ao ten nu lh koo.1 vim ran iioMlUir Oerlve Irom them. Hall' Catarrh cure, mannlariurea or r. i riiriip. A Co . Toledo. 0..ounialna uomersorr. ami I ukftn luiemailr. ai'tlns dlrmtlr upon the blood and mnrooa orloe ol in araKia. n buy Iiik llairi:atarra lure oe ur rou tn a lanJ Intarruotloa "I declare, Maria, this Is too irrij tatlng to be endured. I told you 1 ' didn't want to be disturbed, and here somebody has suddenly sprung a most Infernal clatter on me. What does It niean?" - , "There wasn't any olatter, my ur. "What was It, then?" "Why, I Just happened to paw , through the room In my new red aud yellow shirt waist, that's all." "Well, don't do it again." Cleve land Plain Dealer. O. A. Dewev. a Kenosha. Wis., barn- ware merchant, mocntly ordeied a lad dor from a Chicago house, and attut waiting a reasonable length of time wiote to luqtilie why he had not ie- oeivod It lie was Informed that the ladder had heon shipped by mistake to Aduilial Dewey at Manila. A tracet was sent alter it and It was ovei taken Just as it was about to be placed on board of a stenmoi at an rranuieou. Doaton is conducting a !goroue cam. naiun aunittst the smoke nuisance. The superintendent ot streets has Juat aent a circular letter to an me coat uem--r warning them against tha sale ol low grades of soft coal. In the missive be ays: "Your attetlon Is oalled to this matter now so that tneie may oo nu cause for complaint oh your part later on In the event of trouble, and that your oustomers may be fully advised as to the action which tins department will certainly lake union proper coal Is used." atlll More Count.rf.lllnf. Tim Becret Brrvlce has hint unearthed another band of rtmiiterh-iiers, and I cured a quuntlly of bogu hills, which ar verv cievariv aectiiea, i ninn " " value are a'lwavn aelectrd for iiuitatloii, notably Honte'lter's . Stomach lilttera, whU h ha many imiiatora but no o.uala for dliionler like tudtgetloii, uvixpia and conntlputluii. At nresent England sells Colombia nearly 70 poi cent of the cotton cloth need by the latter, ami me unite.- States only about II per cent Bare J net Ice. Many gruesome atorlee are told of beautiful Venice, which masks murder with smiles. A foreigner of distinction who visited that fair city during the last century, having had his pockets picked, Indulged In some harsh expres sions against the police. Some days afterward be was quitting Venice, when bla gondola waa stopped and he was reoueeted to step Into another, Monsieur," aald a grave personage, are you not the Priuce de CraonT Ye." "Were you not rohbea last Friday V "Yes." "Of what aura 7" Five hundred ducats." "Where were hv?" "In a areen purse." "And do you auapect any one of this robbery?" A valet de place." "woum you recog nlze blm7" "Without doubt." Then the Interrogator pushed aside a dirty clonk, discovered a dead man holding a erreen purse in his hand, and added You see, sir, that Justice baa been done. There la your money; take it, and remember that a prudeut man never sets bis foot again In a country where be has underrated the wisdom of the government." It Is a fortunate thing for the humor lata of our own country that the Gov ernment Is less sensitive In regard to the representatives of the law; or what would become of the stock policeman Jokes? The Maid and the Miracle H 1 H made Telt the aennlu. It I taken Internally, In 1'ult-do, Ohio, by V. i. Coeuei A oioniai irre. Bold by iriiii. price iae. per Dome. Uall'a Faulty I'm are tlte beat. The good Dean Swift once said: I never knew a man come to greatness or j eminence who lay abed In the morn ing. Mfas l.ner Tucker the danshter a Dromlneul farmer of Veraalll nd., va the ileum of narvou pro. tratlon. Moat of the time ah waa ronllned to lied, and waaoa the verae . ol hi, Vllua' dance, il wa a ptllCul ! eaae which medlral aoleoce (ailed to conquer. Fluallv a dorior prescrib ed lr. William' Pink Mil fur fata l'aopia, ilu father ealdi W beiaa swing the pill at oaea, and the neat day w could ae a chaas for the better In her. W ave her one pill after each meal uultl the waa eoilroir well. Mhe ha nolbMBak-kadaralnre. Wetbiok Ucurituot mlraculuoa, Taaiia Tvcata, Mrs. r.Tccaia." Mr. and Mra. rrank Tacker, helnt duly (worn, tate that the turesulug 1 true lu every partleular. Hcoa JonNsow.aallM in iVae. frum Iht (iraUiti-i, I'trMili, Ini. flTC PermanrotlT Cored. rue i,nr rtraa t Ho nu or nrrreutnrat n or Ur Himr iiilrml NVrv Hvauirr-r. arnd rr rKKR evj.OO lemi txilllraiMl IrralM. I) . K. II, a Linn.. LM., aruh Mrret, I'blhuleliibla, fa. Canolaa Fruit. To prevent the cans breaking when pouring In tho hot fruit, wet a ciotn and fold It several thlcknesaea; lay this under the can and you will nevei break a can In filling It unless It was cracked before. A silver spoon placed In a can and allowed to rest upon the bottom of can will also Insure the safe ty of the can. When the final screw ing up la accompiiHiiea put the can in a dark place and cool. Light will fade the color of the fruit and will cause some kinds to spoil.- The dark Is al ways beat for all canned goods.- Ex amine the canned fruit after a week's time, and If Intact then It will keep for years.- It cannot iau to ue luiaci u wie cans, tops and rubbers are perfect. Sometimes when a can is uimcuit to open one will try to Insert a knife nu der the edge and get It started. This In some caves will bend the rim of the cover a little, and such covers should not be ufted, as a little air lu likely to force Ita way through the opening aud cuue dlnanter. There Is uo ueed for anxiety about the keeping of canned fruit at all, if clean cnus, new rubbers and ruff14 overs are used. Oruuge Judd Farmer. Uncle Joshua "We's got tor have some more coaling-stations." Undo Judedliih "What do we ueed 'em ferV" Uncle Joshua "Why, tor accommo date our navy. We're goln' tcr have bigger navy, ye know," Uncle Jede dluh "A bigger navy? We don't need that, either." Uncle Joshua "We don't? How'd we defend our new coullng-statlona, then V-Judge, At the railway stations In Russia books aie kept in which passengers may snter any complaint they may wish to make. Heniemher that you can buy Je9 Moore A. A. Whiky for the mm price that Is tmiil for ordinary whiakev' For sale by all lirat-claaa dealers and druKglal. Dr. Hoeers. of the Northwestern Uni versity, claims that there are 17 bogus degree-conferring "colleges" In Chi cago. ' ' ' Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslow'a Booth lug Kyrup the beat remedy to one for their children during the tcetblng period. Some men are so vain. A man in St, Louis went into deep mourning (or bis motber-ln-law because he thought black was becoming to him. rim's Cure for Consumption has saved mo large doi-tor bill. C. I. Bakor, 4TM ltegent 8q., Philadelphia, Pa.,. Deo. 8. 't. Several towns neat Boston are to have steam motor omnibuses toon to tun in streets where there are no cars at present. - - -. Dr, WHIIaai' Plek Una tor fal ! are aM Ml i Ik eeiea at '. tut elaar ia kas. l elll. f tft heia Ik Sr. Willi-. kwkx C., teKcti, M. V,. Ml seals M tea, WW. 10 MilllS ha.mn'i Inoert Catcher will rloar la V? Jl ! hUM ol thtm. I'rlre 60 ranla. vj Write lor book Irt. Aienl wanli-d, 2iiT " AdilrHMT PAVTtIN HAHliWAHl 7a CUMfANY, I'ortland. Oiunn. ...OO EAST.., VIA . Throu Thee of Tain. Mnyklnla of plla lurhliiar, bli-cril IriK all naltilul. terrible torture, but are all oolfklv cured by ( '( re la Candy Cathartic. All drug- gut, iuc, tlx, wo, An offer of $33,000 for three orchitis exhibited at the Atwerp horticultural show has been refused by the owner of the flowers. I'alana and Tourlat Nleenera Iiik and lloffnt Minokloa LI bran Car. ....FAST TIME.... fitrylr nfl Brnery Unenualli-d. Fur Ticki-ta and all lulormatloa apply le your bearcat an tut. or addreai V A B. !. URNNISTON, O. V. and T. A , furtlaud. B, C. BTEVENS, 0. W. f. A.. Heattl. Retiiimimot, elief for Women" -WJta. gWit fr, tit plfcl,tBlliiBtsilOak Wrtw U4f fit! Ihll HfMik.AUliUUlllMI rKrtll'tte brt ut) Tw4Hlavoruaiti vf 1H. MAKl fc.Li French Fesntli Pills. lTtai4wMl by IbftVMlirii nt Mtlaflekf) hMtlaaasMl f.fiJwnrwMMablftaHl WllbvtllMI -lUL -lil ttr Mildntif tfiti lu imi txi, rraiMth im mm airier, fl n tfio In BiiMt. Wt Wnuvk Drug CuMt oi isc. aw iwkOit Sour Stomach After I rae tadated ta try CAaCA MKTS, will nr be wuboul lli.ts lu th boo. Mr lleer waa In a rerr bad thaiie. and mt kad aobad aud I Had Momaeh trouble. Moa. ali.ee la In CiHinu. I feel Sue. Mr ell batalMi ued Ib.io wlib tMueSelal mulla for aour nouiaob." lot. KaaaLIMa, UMI ConrM St.. St. Loult. Mo. . I I SURE CURE FOR PILES iTTjiriNiPHWPruip moisrtnrarlMUiei lUiimtg, 'tilt fiirm u weill t Hltfi4, Hl1lii or Prilrtifl)n 'Um ftr otir J h Or onko, .! Hamad; itiitM liftbtnt fttiJ blM.iiia. Ai.f"ritum'r, kwi Javr atailaf at I aiat ftr e)H t lit fllft . TPetfttlM ffM. Wfllea ftbouluar ftM. UK HOHANKO, Pbit4av.. Fc. ax. f lilaHviU tl rfj riTUAann . i 1 rnu fl .IT IBIw VWWWvV a!. 1 . aa-T1l V X. niBi jaaa aaajaraeiD -ar "im i ni T m rait flood, no 1...ant. P.l.tftble. PiiUnt. Qood. Kim klku, Wakn. or tirlp. HW, Hi. MM. ... CURI CONSTIPATION. ... sura. aiif CMirur, cam., Miri, Vm. ail MTA RlR Hold ana fiirnta br all drng. I U-BAw itio!Vtfc'IViliaioo llablk or. curirrs t;vr" pills ONE FOR A DOSE. Cure 8lk llcdnoha and Djf pe)la, Hiuo Tlmpl.i and Purllr th lllood, Aid I'l-riitlun andFraranl lllllouiu.ai. e natUrl-xorrtliik.n Toooii.lnc rnu.vnwlll mall umpl Ire, er lu II hoi lor IA. Ilk, llOfiAN K W CO., rhllada.,(youaa. Hold I17 brumUU. CURE YOURSELF! Um Hl i for ii,.. I,,.. I dlet'liamna, Inn.uinmlliin, Irrllallnh ur ulcralluu i( uiueoua ai.ml.t.n., i M.Mt.a, I'.lnl.M. and not aairlu. ieEvhs OHiatinai Ro. "t or aoliouum. 1.0 r"! m1 " MrwawlaU, "or Milt la alalu wrappar, n, .irrna, rr.p.ii, u. ai.ro. or I hiitllM. a-j in Circular i.mi un rnjuoit. YOUNG MEN! far Qoiiorrhfra ftnd fllt mmi Pat).' Okar HrHUn. it- I frifiti Itei um wil eWtonUb I aw,, i - - naawi m IT- V dar -1J I I mS -a wa .uKis mm ALL USk i. Turn u Cviufh nrrup. Tmui In tlma. Hold by rlruRi 21 1 uoX V f I mm nrrhfra ftnrl fllMt mml I'sttMCft UkftV Hntwinn. It Id ONLY tntxIlo.M whkk wlU euroj twb and aver? frAMt, no fjaHK known il nu avar raiieni to oura, no tnattar bow wtiotw or (rf how Wtig aiaviirllrtf, hoaulta you. u ainuiiiiai aaia. tirovruU atriftura, antl can Ita laaan wtitiouk ltiobto lit-nr- anil ilUititlin from bufllnt-a. I'hIOE. MUO. bum a, I by all rHai.la tlniiryiiU, or a nt priymuk b aiprawSj tilaifilf wrapuexi, on rtlii of prim, uj I'AhHT CUEMlCaL, Oa, OtaloM. Ul CUtniiar malrtd oa raftuaat. Me P. N. t. NO. 80-'. llHBlf writing to Vf mention tliU ar,