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Newspaper Page TextI BxtaMMttnd fcelinf afflicts aearly every. Body at this season. The hustlers oease te pwch, the tireless grow weary, ft ener getic become eeerrated. Ton know just What we, mean. Bom man and woman odea Tor temporarily to overcome that IWIng by freat force of will. Bat thU li unsafe, as it pulls powerfully upon the nervous-system, which will not long stand such strain. Too many people "work on their nerve," and the result la seen in un fortunate wrecks marked "nervous pros tration,'.' in every direction. That tired tag is a positive proof of thin, weak, im pure blood; for, if the blood is rich, red, vitalised and vlgorous.'it imparts life and energy to every nerve, organ and tissue f the body. The necessity of taking Hood's Earsaparilla for that tired feeling Is, therefore, apparent to every one, and the good it will do yon is equally beyond ejection. Bemember that Kloodr Sarsaparilla Rthe One True Blood Purifier. All dragtlsCa. A. epared only by C. I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Hut Hood's Pilis vrezzzzr. BEFORE I could eet relief , from a most hor rible blood dis ease I had spent hundreds of dollars trying various remedies and physi cians, none of which did me any good. My finger nails came off and my hair came out, leaving me perfectly bald. I then went to HOT SPRINGS Hoping to be cured by this celebrated treatment, but very soon became disgusted and decided to try S.S.S. The effect was truly wonderful. I commenced to recover at once, ana alter l had taken twelve Dot tles I was entirely cured cured by S.S.S, when the world renowned Hot Springs had failed. Our Book oa tt DiJMW aa d In Trwtawat mlled free to say T$U)i$ ivbatails you?! Hart yea a fecllni ' I weight la the ' St.meck Bleatlof after eatiac Belch- lag of Wiad Voaiit- 4 loiof Food Water- brah Hrartbura J Bad Taste la tbe Mouth la tbe Mora- ' iat Palpltatioa of-' the Heart, doe to Die- teosloe of SteaiacB Cankered Month 1 Gas la the Bowels Lost of Flesh Fickle Appetite - Depressed, Irritable ' Condltloa of the , Mind Dizziness Headache Constlpv attoa or DlarrbaaT 1 Then job hart DYSPEPSIA la Me Iti many form. The oat posiUrt can I ior im Qstuvssiag cm plain t U flcRer's Dyspepsia Cablets, kj aiall, prepaid, oa receipt of a cents Chaklis Kmart, Hotel Imperial, New York, I I lays: 1 Buttered horribly from dyspepsia, but J . Aeaer iauieio,u.KenaiH:ruuiauiave cured me. ACKER MEDICISECO., ia it Cbaaibers St, S.Y.' SURE CURE FOR PILES I (eking and Blind, biding or Proirndfog PUntlcM at mm la Br. BO-SAPt-KO'tt PILE REMEDY. hu-p-Iw.-t.aUurb tumors. ApoitiTcure. C'ircularsaeut fretj. rriem Findings "The best, of course, "you tell your dressmaker, and trust to her using: the i BIAS VELVETEEN SKIRT BINDING rlnn'f vnii Ml her to use it Of. J .. in better still, ouy u yourseu i If your dealer will not supply you we - will. Simp.es showlne labels and materials mailed free. "home Dressmaking," a new book; fcy Miss Emma M. Hooper, of the Ladies' Home Journal, lelline how to pjl on Bias Velveteen Skirt Bind ings sent f6r 2oc, postage paid. S. H. & M. Co., P. O. Bj 699, N. Y. City, FRAZER BEST IN THE WORLD. AXLE CREASE Its wearing qnall ties are uniurpsseed, actually ontlastlug two boxes of any other brand. Free lrom Animal Oils. OKT THE GEN (JINK, i FOB BALK BY OREGON AND ggB "WASHINGTON MEKCHANTS'Vl and Dealers generally. WHO CARRIES THE LARGEST -TT UneofCatlery.HportlngQoods. Barber Buppliesand BaxaarUoodsT Why, don't yoa know THE WILL FINCK COMPANY? They will supply yoa with anything yon want at lowest market prices. Send lor General Cata logue or Catalogue ol Snorting Goods or Barber Supplies. tM Market tUreet. Ban Francisco, Cat, " ,. vhsj ifcfcitf aaajB mii WlitKc U (lbs rAtiS. . t tkjitfb Syrup. Taows Oooo. Use ra time. Sold by drmnrlsw. . eran a. OB MRSrWIliSLOW S sosytrhuVno; - FOR CHILOKCN TEETHINO ! , aal brail S CoaU a kattle. , Km Wrttwat a Vast, TTberf Adam had shaken himself and looked around him on the day of crea tion, .be indulged in something like the following soliloquy j ."Well, )t doesn't look as if I were gofog to have xnnoh company to keep me from being lonesome, but there is one thing I can congratulate myself up on, and that. is I'm a man without a past. . "I have no foolish actions to grieve over, do notes coming dne, no bad char acter to live down,' no breach of prom ise snit on my hands, no loss of lent money to kick myself about, no creditor , to make me hide in the woods, no dun to put off till nest Monday week, no apology to make for calling on a girl , when I was three sheets in the wind, no lies to manufacture to appease an angry who, auu a great uauy uuiar tbings I haven't got to do. and, last and best of all, I'm in no danger of being run down and killed by a bicyole ridden by a woman in bloomers. On the whole, I don't see bnt that a man without a past is pretty well off." Boston Cou rier. A Scottish bailie, anxious to get away from the courthouse, summarily dismissed a boy brought before him for breaking a window, with the fol lowing caution: "Gang awa' this time. I dismiss ye wl' an admonition; but the next time, mind ye, the sentence will be double." Tit-Bits. OFJT-DOOB SPORTS. The hardy, strong, athletic man, after months of out-door life and sports, feels all the better, although he may have su&ered, as many do, from serious sprains and bruises. If sports were stopped on that account, we would have no more of the peat base ball games, sports ot field and turf, of oar and gun, of rod and racquet, bnt all sportsmen and athletes take sprains and bruises as au accompaniment with composure, because they know how easy and certain it is to use St. Jacobs Oil and get rid of permanently the worst forms of any such acoidents. There may be some, indeed many, not quite np to date in being prepared for the season's enjoyment, and such should undoubtedly have a supply of this great remedy ior pain. "So 70B have a new president In yonrhake speare Club." "Yes, our last president did not fiirly represent us; slie didn't like French dress In on her salads." WHIN TBI SUMMER BREEZE Blows through tbe trees, most of us wbo can sets oS for a couutry Jaunt. Fewer cross the Atlantic. Whether It Is business or pleasure calls one from home. Hosteller's Stomach Bit ters Is the best accompaniment of a Toyaire or an outing. Yachtsmen, sea espial ns, commer cial travelers and emigrants concur In this opinion. Tne Bitters is unrivalled tor bilious, malarial, dyspeptic or liver disorder. He -It we were not In a canoe, I would kiss you. She Take me ashore instantly, sir. HOITT-8 SCHOOL. This school, located at Barllngame, Ban Mateo county, stands in the front ranks among the home schools lor boys on this coast. Ex State Superintendent Ira O. Boitt has charge. The school is accredited by the state and Stan lord Universities, and there Is no school where boys receive more thorough training and care ful supervision. San Framlsco Chronicle. First Actor Remember when we were on the road in that war play scene laid In the South In '637 Second Actor-Yes; eggs laid la tbe West In '61. ' . BOW'S THIS r We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward forany case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We, the BDdersigoed, have known F. J, Cheney for tbe last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions, and financially able to carry ont any obligation made by their firm. Viina Tan ax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. WlLMHO, KlKNAN & MaRVIN, Wholesale Drmreitts. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Core is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces of the system. Price 76c per bottle. Hold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's family pills are the best. Mrs. Twynn They sav Mrs. Van Hurler, the new society leader, is right In tbe swim. Mr. Twynn H'm, she dresses fur it, I know that my.life was saved by Piso's Cure for consumption. John A. Miller, Au Sable, Michigan, April 21, 1895. She If I don't accept you this time, yon won't get discouraged, will youT He Ob, no. There are others. FITS. All fl s stopped free by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Ntsaftertteflrst day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 2 00 trial bottle free to Fit caes. Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Tal Gebmea ior breakfast. Gladness Comes 1 X ith a better understanding' of the V V transient nature of the many phys ical ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort in the knowledge, that so many forms of sickne8f are not due to any actual tiis Ksso. hnt simrjlv to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millionsof families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputable druggists. If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one may be commended to the most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, one should have the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely Sed aadjives most general satisfactiom, TALENTED DOG. Albany, N. Y,, Cnnlne Can Blow a Trumpet. There's n doff In Albany, . V., who win play tin- trumpet tlmt is to nay, he cnu Mow two or tluve hnriiioniotif notes from a small brass lioni -nitil wonderfully funny lie looks when he sits ou his haunches blowiuir awny for dear life. The dog's numo Is Mascot, and he's the queerest genius alive. Ula Illoosulng Mistake. A countryman of Goethe gives another instance of the difficulty a foreigner has with the English lauguage. He was in vited out to dinner soon after his ar rival in England and was desirous of saying something in a very pleasant way aud made use of tbe following ex pression: "Will you have the blooming kindness to," eto. He used it in the sense thut the word "blooming" is used in German, as being something very charming aud beautiful, little knowing what havoo smug has played with the word in England. He was absolutely at a loss to understand why everybody was so utterly horrified at what he thought was au extremely nice expression. Altofether Different. "I don't know how I'm going to make out," said the agricultural statesman who had been retired. "I've got to de pend on tbe old farm for a living now, and I'm blest if I feel any certainty about makiug it pay. " "But you used to make your constitu ents very proud of you by showing off what you kuew about farming, " said his wife encouragingly. "I know it, Maria. But don t forget this farming for votes aud farmiug for crops are two mighty different things." Washington Star. One Notable Exception. Tho ti n inn who fouud S.'rfMMMt u-hlnti had been hidden by California train robbers Is a living witness aeainst tne adage, "A ro iiug stone gathers no moss. A FRANK STATEMENT. Mrs. B. C. Peterson, off Falrbaven, Telli Reporter of Her Kecent Ill ness aud Cure. From the World-Herald, Fairhaven, Wash. Mrs. R. C. Peterson, of Fairhaven, Wash., wbo has been for a number oi years a sufferer from nervous porstra tion, rheumatism and female weakness, and who has lately entirely recovered thereform, was called upon a few days ago by a Herald representative whose attention had been called to her esse. In answer to an inquiry, Mrs. Peterson said: "Yes, I was a sufferer for many years from nervous attacks, rbeuamtism and other complaints. We, my husband and I, expended a large sum of money in visiting the celebrated doctors of Denver, Salt Lake City and San Fran cisco, but my relief in all cases was only temporary, and we bad nearly despaired of my ever recovering my health, when, one day a friend advised Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, saying they had known of a case very similar to mine, where a wonderful cure had been effected by their use. "Aoting upon this advice, as a last remedy, my husband purchased a box of the Pink Pills more to please my friend than any belief in the medicine. However, before the box was half gone I felt a deoided change for the better and after using three boxes was en tirely recovered, and felt aa well and strong as I ever did. "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have oer tainly been a wonderfully effective remedy for me, and I have no hesi tancy in recommending them to any one who was affected as I was. " Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are not looked upon as a patent medicine, but rather as a prescripitoa. An analysis of their properties shows that they con tain, in condensed form, all the ele ments necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shat tered nerves. They, are an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effects of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, and the tired feeling resulting from nervous pros tration, all diseases resulting from vitiated humors in the blood, such as scrofula, - ohronio erysipelas, eto. They are also a speciflo for troubles peculiar to females, such as suppressions, irregularities, and all forms of weakness. They build up the blood and restore the glow of health to pale and sallow cheeks. They are for sale by all druggists, or may be had by mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine ! Company, Schenectady, N. Y,, for 60a. Ifer box, or six boxes for p 80, I 1)00 PLAYs' A HOItS. ANGELS' EYES; Beside my window kneeling, I wnteh the stars appear. A silver mint In jtoaliug Over the meadows sour. Tis mild thut the stars whloh at eventide tipurkle and smile and peep Are the eyes ot the dear little children Who are aloeplug their endless sleep. If this be true, oh, tell me, pruy, Which ot thoao stum no bright Are the eyes ol the little huldtu brave Whom the angi'ls called one night Leaving a vacant littlo tiuulr, Au empty little bed, Aud a mother who swks 'ruong the stars . emih tilths The ey-a of Bonny Todt -ArWiibnM V. McCarroll In Chicago Poet. HE PROVED THE OMEN. A Sailor's Superstitious Prediction of DIs astor Followed by Bis Own Death. "Speaking of suitors' superstitions," remarked the veteran lighthouse keeper Josh Reeves of Sea Isle City, "reminds me of au incident thut happened half a century ago off tjio Five Futbotu Bunk lightship, m which a sailor's prediction, based uu an omen, rosultod futally to the prophet himself. "A bright winter morning had caused the crew of tho lightship to row a short distuuee awny in a small bout in search of cud tisli, which are very abundant off tho capes in winter time. A few hours' fishing resulted in a goodly catch aud a return wus made to the lightship. The fish were cleaned and the refuse thrown overboard, but a calm sea, with not a breath of air to disturb it, caused the refuse to drift in a circle around tbe ship. Toward noon a lurge flock of geese camo in sight and settled under the lightship's very bows and commenced to feed. The waterfowl became very tame and swam chattering and hissing close to the ship's sidos. "Josh Crowell, a grizzled old mem ber of the crew, shook his head and pre dicted death to sonio oueou board with in 24 hours. He said that whenever geese became so tume as to feed around a vessel's bow or stern, it was an un failing onion of impending death on board. Crowell 's companions luugbed at bis fear, but he told them to bide their time. "Toward noon a strong gale came out of tho nor'east and kicked up a heavy sea. Crowell was on the forward or bow watch. "Many of the crew were in the main cabin below enjoying a social game of euchre, checkers or domiuos, when suddenly they heard the sound of a chain runuing rupidly through the starboard bow scuppers. We rushed on deck iu dismay, thinking tho wiudluss gouriug had given way. The sight witnessed will never be forgotten. Crowell had been caught in the relief chuiu aud ground around the rapidly revolving wiudlass. His deuth was instant. His omen came true." New York Herald. The Lady and the Cyclist. A lady protected herself against the rushing advance of a cyclist in Bromp ton road, London, in original and com mendable fashion. Tbe Telegraph of that city describes how the cyclist was racing along at his bust pace aud the ludy was crossing the roadway. Iusteud of making a detour to avoid her, the man simply rang his bell and rushed or. without abatement of speed, considering that be had thus done his duty to soci ety. Pedestrians ou the footpaths and busmen on their perches saw that a collision was inevitublo. So did the lady, who braced hersolf for the ordeal and resolved on offensive tactics. Giv ing her body not by any means that of a pygmy a rapid swing, she brought the strongest and most padded part of her figure into contact with the front wheel of the machine aud tbe bicyclist himself and sent them both sprawling into the roadway. Then, giving her skirls another swing, just to prove that they bad suffered no damage, she fin ished her journey across the road and turned round and laughed with others at the unhappy cyclist as he picked np himself and the disjecta membra of his once perfect machine. He made bis way to the curbstone, where he sat down to contemplute the damage, and finally he put tbe thing on his shoulder and car ried it away. Wrong Altogether. The vicar of a parish not many miles from a well known fashionable town was recently preaching a charity sermon, and in the course of his remarks he re buked some of his parishioners who he thought simulated distress for tho sake of obtaining assistance they did not real ly require. As an illustration of this weakness he mentioned that during one of his pas toral visits he entered a cottage of one of tbe supposed delinquents, where he found everything neat and clean, and, what was more, a large plateful of but tered toast before the fire. "Yes," be repeated emphatially, "buttered, toast I Did that, " he asked, "look like want?" In the brief pause that followed this outburst of energy a voice indignantly respondod, "No, 'twoern't butter nei ther; 'twere drippin. " The effect of this correction upon pas tor and flock was simply indescribable. Pearson's Weekly. Batter Packing. A system of packing butter which does away with cold chambers is being tried in Australia. The butter is being packed in cubical boxes made of glass, tbe joints being covered with adhesive, greaseproof paper. The boxes vary iu size, holding from 1 pound to 200 pounds. When a box is filled, it is covered with a quarter of an inch of plaster of parts, and this with prepared paper or canvas. Tbe plaster, being a nonconductor of heat, preserves tbo hermetically sealed butter. The heathen mythology not only was not true, but was not even supported as ' true. It not ouly deserved no faith, but 1 it demanded none. Whatoly, It is stated by some authorities that tliH wnnd (if tho American nonlar mnkua tbe best variety of wood" paper," ' mAJOR.VV. Frame r of the Indiana by Palne'a Celery Compouna. vm '-...-.-.--.v.::-.,..''.-.,.-.'i: r . &r. .v:.v.:.',::;...:,.Y... v Major Bobbins, of the Seoond Indi ana State guards, aide on Gen. Mo Kee's staff and president of ramp Gray, has been for two years one of the most influential members of the Indiana legislature and the author of the famous Indiana Military Law of 1889. Major Robibns was a very sick man up to tbe time of taking Psine's celery oompound In proof of what that remarkable remedy ran do to make a slok person strong and well, Major Bobbins' letter from Indianapolis best tells its own straightforward story. "1 was troubled with a torpid liver, constipation and accompanying sallow complexion, while my entire nervous system wss entirely deranged, and I was greatly reduoed in flesh. While in this condition I was taken down with a very severe attaok of the grip, and was, for a long time, oonflued to tbe house and my bed. "I resorted to various medioines and tonics, and under their temporary in fluence made several attempt to re sume my business of traveling about in the interests of A. Steffen, olgsr manu facturer of this city; but relapse suc ceeded relapse, and I not only was obliged to abandon my business, but growing gradually worse, beoame ap prehensive of the utilimate result "At this junoture, my mother-in-law, who bad used your remedy with gratifying results, prevailed upon me to commence taking Psine's celery compound, and it gives me great pleas ure to state that I at once began to fuel its beneOolal effects. V V J I VI I it the name of Woman's Friend. It Is ful in relieving the backaches,heolacbes which burden and shorten a woman's ff i" SUM .wnamim wsnajin emuwii- i ij',--'''! ' --.. -v iif raitiatirnaa a'ftna.JjiL ll!T Dk)!P her cuts by lh omIjsTv r iLMa y it ma I llSulLw com-etn iht ever volnuurltyv V. . rym.'aW J "'7v,e'"ce) !"": or. in recent times. orlKinutnl s new 1 g Jf J!Xt O.I' 1 f-f Ja Wo '''' " account ot wtncli, anu the noum " fr V " v "v? 'ir 1 t A works of iu roiKii, it has ben swirilixl inn half T fY f Jf4' iliy'r 'VU" ""''' ' """"'"I bminMS. It prcp-n fulfil I if 3 Si'i "C'SlM'ija4L' ' " f ifl Hrtl "ranch houiuia, one at your door.V 1 t I $ Cf; VVnfTTl,,j4!i'rrf-jJ h,n,i nt,w 'or catalogue p lo-dutel I J 3 F?rS.,-r IfVvAvaVV?! I,,ra- 0lir I'nllators way not have tal 1 I ; fc-fcPtaA-t-Jfr-. print out latsil plaiifc 'iPi I I na ai a laiiiiMiiMMiui m in aa aMiiniiwimiiiwMii Mm uu 11'" women testify for it. It will give health and strength and make life a pleasure. For sale by all druRgista. BLUM A UEK-FR AN K. DUTTrt 00.. Pobtlakd, Agents. Some of the British steamship com panies employ more men than are en listed in some of tbe second-class Eu 1 ropean navies. Tbe Cunard line em ploys 10,000. Csrrjr-I m bnt a hewer of wood. Marine Pa uter And I but a drawer ol wator. 1 7 NnTHINin ( in'- BUT THE GENUINE W. ROBBING, Military Dlll JWatJfiAYelf '' f i r "My appetite, whloh had failed ms, returned, my oonstipation ceased, and very soon my liver beoame normal la iu action. Following this my sleep lessness and headaches oeased, and I beagn to gain flesh. The insidious bold on me that the grip bad hitherto bad was relaxed, and I felt invigorated and strengthened, so I oould resume my vocation, and feel free from the languid, enervated feeling that had so long possessed me. "My friends were pleasantly prised with the ohange In my condi tion, and I was only too happy to recommend Palue's celery oompound to snob of my acquaintances as were suf fering from any of the complaints whloh so complicated my case. There fore, I again ssy I feel impelled by a sense of gratitude to express bow moon I have been helped, for I now feel and look like a new man." Physicians who rely on Psine's cel ery oompound as thousands of the most wide awake members of the pro fession are doing, especially now that nearly every one feels the need of genuine spring remedy pbyslotsni know very well what that languor and that tired feeling means. They know that debility today often results in nervous prostration tomorrow, unless the tired system is quickly Invigorated. That is why all over the country today Psine's oelery compound Is being taken by the advice of skilled physi cians. It is the one remedy that physioisns can conscientiously oall genuine spring remedy. Try it. 13 The very remarkable and certain XI relief given woman by MOOKK'S Y has given uniformly success and weakness lite. Thousands ol FOR PEOPIE THAT ARE SICK e VllS?...Don't Well," KLIVER PIUS uniy on tor n Doae, old By aruaaiaisat BBo a boa aoipiaa rree. aau Or.Beunke Ms4.Cs., liill. la. fiie N. P. N. U.TNo. 053.-8. F. N. Ui No. 730 V. Too will find one coupon Inside each two ounce bag and two coupons Inside each four ounce bagofBlaokwell's Durham. Buy a bat of this celebrated tobaooo and read the coupon-which (Ives a list of valuable presents and how to get them.