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Newspaper Page Textpage rwo FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1922. THE BEAVERTON TIMI6 Beaverton, OrefOit, A Weekly Newspaper, issued Fridays, j R. H. Jonas, Editor and PublUher .patered at tbe Bearerton (Oregon) Poctofflce as second-class mail mat Mr. SUBSCRIPTION RATES t tm advance except by arrangement wttti tbe publisher. One year by mail .1.00 WHO AM 17 T nm more powerful than the com bined armies of the world. I am more deadly than bullets, and J havo wrecked more homes than the jiu,mirai ""- Bu"' . 1 steal m the united states alone. over $300,000,000 each year. I sparv no one, and find my victims among in to ana poor au.ee, ,Mr Quiok jn the H jnung and old. the strong and the;nMat ForeJ (JroVBi and iatemoveii I massacre thousands upon thous ands or wage-earners in a year, 1 lurk in unseen places, and do most of my work silently. You are warned gainst me, but you heed not. I am relentless. I am everywhere; in the home, on the street, in the fac tory, at railroad crossings, and on the i bring sickness, depredation and death, and yet few seek to avoid me. I destroy, crush and maim; I give nothing, but take all. I am your worst enemy. I i AM CARELESSNESS. 1 . Long Island R. R. Bulletin. HO HIGHWAY WILL STAND TRAFFIC OK TRUCKS n Aaani,a th. h.Mas taxes which follow. The farmers ac- i n v.,, k;i,. implifies their marketing problem j Winders their oronertv more r;B -fiir 1 it tends to make their country drives . ! .. !: i ! """ or unlovable. Shinners are in ae- ? tOT latter Part of last more enjoyable. Shippers are in ac cord, for shipping by truck has many and obvious advantages. But figures recently collated in Iowa indicate that, in the course of a single year, 489 public service t nicks (reduced ii,t4O,210 ton-miles of trans portation. Allowing but one man to the truck, for loading, driving, repair ing, soliciting business and collecting "biils, this means 13,710 ton-miles to the man f ot the year. In 1918, which , may be taken for an average year, the nation's railroads produced 700 passenger miles of transportation to the man, counting everyone con nected with them from section hand to piestrient. What does it mean ? Everywhere we hear how the mo tor truck helps to solve the nation's transportation problem, yet the rail roads are suffering for lack of busi ness. Have we forgotten how large share of the cost of truck transpor tation falls on the taxpayer? 'There is not a Highway in the United States today that will stand up under truck traffic. No one has yet discovered how to build one that will, and, even did we know, the cost would be prohibitive at present. We do not know that roads which cost o0,000 a mile will stand up under the pounding. Now the state of lows is consider ing building up its necessary second ary roads with gravel or macadam, purely in the farmer's interest. It tloes not propose to build $50,000 roads where S5000 roads will serve. Every state in the Union will watch With interest. Berkeley, (Cal.) Gazette. WILLAMETTE VALLEY PETIT ES ALL SOLD Renewed activity in the prune mar. atet entirely cleaned up all of the Ore- con Growers association Petite prunes in the Willamette valley. A large tonnage of the association s holdings f Peiites in the Umpqua valley went at tbe same time. Increased prices on California pnaes have created a demand for Oregon stock and se-eral cars were said during the last week, a part of them going to foreign buyers. There has been a tendency on the part of eastern buyers to discredit information coming from the coast that holdings of prunes at the present tune are very light However, they are beginning to realize that a short age actually exists and the market is showing signs of a rapid awakening. There have been very light crops of most drying fruits in nearly all cevtions of the west and the pack of canned fruit during the last season is also short. These conditions are ex pected to work toward the early clean up of stocks of dried and canned fruit and it is thought that they will be largely sold out by the middle of tbe coming summer. Losli Bros. Beavertos BATTERY CHARGING AN REPAIRING VULCANIZING United States and Flak Tires and Tubes Beaverton, Ore. PHOTOGRAPHS Forest Grove Locals (From the Newa-Times) Dr. Ward, another music lover, listened with interest to Schumann- ileink Monday night. Mrs. Floyd Loomis visited rela tives in Milwaukee Monday of this week. Miss Marjorie Forbis, of Port land, spent Sunday with home folks near Diltey, returning Monday ac companied by her Brother, Robert. Mr. and Mrs. Lafe Morgan and little daughter, of Hoise, Idaho, visit ed Mr. and Mrs. Bowman last week. Emmett Quick, who years ago was the driver of the lanihill-Tula- imook stain?, is now official starter at ,l, . stage and Yamhill streets in Portland. Af- teaving the horse-drawn stage, moved to Portland. He also served as dep uty sheriff in Washington county. Mrs. Herbert Smith, of Gaston, was a business caller in this city one day last week. Mrs. Charles Hines was shop ping in Portland Monday. Oscar Loomis and wife, of Port land, were guests of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Loomis, the last of the week. They all drove to Yamhill and spent Sunday wtih Mr.1 and Mrs. Frank Miller. i Miss Mildred Hulbert, one of the. Central school teachers, returned Sun- day night from her holiday vacation, spent at Seattle and Ellensburg, Wash. Mrs. Charles Hmes taught last week in Miss Hulbert 's place during ner aDsence. Mrs. K. K. Bryant left for her home in Dunsmuir, California, Sat- jurdav after .holiday vacation with I her parents in this city. She was ac- mpanied to Portland ly her mother, ac-'rs. . J. Miller, wno remained over in the city until Sunday evening. week. Aden Harper left last week for Tillamook, where he goes to visit his daughter, Mrs. Joe Lazott, and help care for Mr. Lazott, who is quite ill irom typnoid lever. Mrs. Semones entertained Dr. Lake and wife at supper on Wednes day of last Week. Roy Thompson and family, of Hillsboro, came up Friday evening to visit his mother over Sunday. mrs. Kobert JjCvick wok ner little 220,-(daughter Erraa to a specialist in Port land Fridav. Barclay Henderson, representing the Uregon nursery company, gave an exhibition of the new Date Prune the company is now featuring in this section of the state, at Geo. Little hales' feed store Saturday last. The new prune has very much the appear ance and flavor of the date when dried and is a very delicious confec tion. Quite a number of people saw the exhibit and orders Tor the new prune will no doubt result. The Vroo man strain of Frankette walnuts is also another product originated by the Oregon Nursery Company that is having a fine sale in this section, and where in bearing good crops have been obtained. E. H. Martin, who was threatened with pneumonia, is up and able to be out again, Leonard Lar ountain, who has been on crutches, all fall, is able to walk up town. Dick Rode's new residence Fourth Avenue between Second and Third Streets is going up fast under the direction of John Taylor and sev i ral helpers. Mr. Rode will occupy , ;he house as soon as it is finished I Mrs. E. H. Martin went to The 1 )alles Sunday to take care of her .little granddaughter, Dorothy Wag ner, at the hosmtai and allow Mrs, Wagner to go to her home atGoIden- dale and recuperate, after having spent twelve weeks with Dorothy the hospital. Robert Levick transacted business in Hillsboro Friday, Harry Vandehey, who has been sick lor a Jong time, is very much better. Mr. and Mrs. Bert Doan and lit tle son. Jack, of Cornelius visited friends and relatives in the Grove Sunday. Mrs. Canrie Wyant, of Laurel wood, visited her mother, Mrs. Lucas, Saturday and Sunday. John McNamer has "been very sick the past week. H. Peterson, of Hillsboro, trans acted business in the Grove one day last week. Mrs. Harry Vandehey was a Port land visitor Saturday. E. C. Bmwp transacted business in Hillsboro Friday. Mrs. Creekpaum, of Cornelius, visited Mrs. E. C. Brown Thursday, Mrs. James Sutton and little daughter, of Tillamook, visited at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. Vandehey last week. Dr. R. P. Nixon lost his house on the ranch by fire one dav last week, the cause of which is unknown. Fred Pritzlaff, of the Gales Creek country, was in town Tuesday and made the News-Times a pleasant call. Mr. Pritzlaff is one of the men who knows what it is to peddle his own canoe. He has raised a big family of children, cleared up a big farm in his locality and pays his debts promptly. He knows how to farm and realizes that it takes hard work to get results. When the younger generation realizes that ap plication to work and careful saving will make them independent in their older days they will be far better off than if they snend every cent they can scrape together for foolish things D. PERRY EVANS Portrait Photographer Phone: Main 7590 270 Washington gireet Portland, Oregon and fail to lay aside their earnings half pounds but hopes soon to be as lor a "rainy day." big as his papa. He will, quite likely, On account of so many conflict- take possesion of the store long be ing dates the entertainment that was 'pre that time. George G. is still on scheduled for tonight by the 1925 the Jb furniture took a big drop Exposition Quartet of Portland, un der Shrine Club direction, has been postponed until Tuesday evening of next week, January 17th. Secure your tickets now of 0. Cheney at the Forest Grove National Hank, or A. E. Scott, at the Newa-Times office. Mrs. C. L. VanKoughnet and daughter, Miss Alma, took in the Sehumann-Heink concert at the audi torium in Portland, Monday night. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Littler at tended the Schumann-Ileink concert at the auditorium in Portland Mon- day night. Dr. and Mrs. E. N. Faxon and three children, of Brierwood and Mrs, Clapsedell and Dr. A. K. Higgs, of Portland, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. M. S. Allen Sunday. Mrs. A. G. Hoffman and Mrs. Reba Secour were in Portland Tues day on business. Mrs. h. h. Crispin went Tuesday to Vancouver, Wash., for a week's visit with Mr. and Mrs. Wade, former residents of the Dilley section. Mrs. Allen Moon, ol a Street, while walking on the street one day last week fell and broke her arm, and has been suffering quite a little pain from the effects, Mrs. George Walchantz is spend ing a week in Portland with her daughter. ited at the home of his brother. Omar Fendall, and family the past week. Miss Evelyn Patton left Sunday night for lone, Oregon, where she is teaching, after spending the holidays with her sisters in this city. . Mrs. George Beats and Mrs. Julia Olson, of Seghers, were shopping in this city Tuesday. ' Mr. and Mrs. Paul SchultK at tended the Schumann-Heink concert Monday night. Spring fever is lurking around the cornere those fine, . warm sun shiny days. Now is a good time to look at the label on your paper. Look it over and see if you have been given proper credit on subscription paid. Your label should always show the date to wnicn your subscnption is paid. Mrs. D. C. Zenor and Mrs. H. J. Rice and niece, Frances Rice, of Haynes Station, were in the city Saturday in attendance at grange. Mrs. Percy Carstens and child ren, of Portland, are visiting Mrs. Umschied, of this citv. and Mrs. - Maggie Williams, of Gales Creek. Ouy Umschied recently purchased an automobile. Mr. and Mrs. Murohv are nicelv located in the Chas. Maynard house on the Greenville road. Miss Onal Stewart is nuite sick with tonsilitis. Pateraon A Sons, furniture deal ers, is the name of the new firm on South Main Street. The change in firm came Tuesday when William Gilbert arrived via the Stork Special. At present the new arrival has head quarters at the Forest Grove Hos pital, tie only weighs seven and a Treasurer's Report Shows Town's Money Treasurer's report for the Town of Beavtrton for the year ending De cember 31, 1921. GENERAL Balance on hand Jan. 1, 1921 Received from County Treasurer EXPENDITURES Attorney Fees 1919- 1920 $ 500.00 Recorder!! Salary & Postage Stamps 1 246.60 North Coast Power Co., Light - 707.25 Bank of Beaverton, Int on Bonds ; & Warrants ! 1,066.58 Printing Miscellaneous Hauling Balance on hand December 31, 1921 WATER Balance on band, January 1, 1921 Received from Consumers EXPENDITURES Tualatin Valley Water Co $1,913.28 Read Meters . , , t 60.00 Water Clerk . 110.00 Hillsboro Nat'l. Bank, old warrants ' 281.50 Elmer Stipe, new meters, new pipe ' and repairs t 1,049.94 Miscellaneous 47.26 Balance on hand December 31, 1921 t , GENERAL ROAD FUND Jan. 1, 1921 Balance on hand 297,51 Received from County Treas. 1921 , 017.22 EXPENDITURES Coast Culvert 4 Flume Co 131.76 Beaverton Lumber Co. Culverta 7.65 Ditching 24.75 Grading 1 14.00 Putting in Culverts 7.50 Hauling 12,50 Balance on Hand, December 31, 1921 SPECIAL ROAD FUND Balance on hand January 1, 1921 EXPENDITURES Rock work, Lombard & Watson St Balance on hand December 31, 1921 IMPROVEMENT BOND St INTEREST FUND January 1, 1921 on hand 827.05 Received from property owners 2,870.79 (Assmt. No. 2J PAID BONDS No. 4-5-6-7 $2,000.00 Int. on bonds 990.00 Balance on hand, Dec. 31, 1921 IMPROVEMENT BOND ACCOUNT Balance due on issue, Jan. 1, 1921 Paid November 1, 1921 Balance due on Bonds i RECAPITULATION Local Improvement fund, Dist. No. 2 ... Balance on hand, General 'Road Fund...- Balance on hand, Special Road Fund General fund, Balance on hand - Water Fund, balance on hand : Improvement bond and interest fund Total on hand Tuesday, as all back numbers must be closed out Elmer Hamilton drove Will Mar tin over to Garibaldi Saturday in one of the famous Chevrolet ton trucks, taking the family household effects to the !new home where William has pur- cnasea a general store. Air. martin s mother and sister will be with him and keep house for him at the sea snore resort Mr. Hamilton says the roads were fine. He went by way of me (xrand nonae country and made the trin nn h;arjbaidi is nign, rne big mill at scheduled to open for work January 16th when things will be quite lively over in that section, The Good Investment Company reports tne sale ol the A. Uark Smith chicken ranch in Curtis Addition to T. B. Edwards, of Billings, Mont. This is something new to Mr. Edwards as he has been in the banking business for a number of years, at this time beimr vice president of the Yeiren cros., oamcers at timings, also vice president of Anaconda National bank, of Anaconda, The sale included 710 chickens and all personal property, Mr, Smith will move to the Tuttle property just south of the Oregon Electric depot. Sale price. 15000 cash. Mr. and Mrs. Edwards drove through in their car. inspected number of places in Southern Oregon, but finally decided this was the place for them and have thus located in our midst. Geo. G .Hancock and wife anent me weeK-ena in rortiand witn their daughter, Mrs. Edward Burns. Gus Johnson, of Cherrv Grove. transacted business in Forest Grove Monday. Unas. Macy transacted business in Portland .Friday. Mrs. Dan Vandehey went to Port land Saturday to care for her mother. who is quite sick, Mr. and Mrs. uriirin, who have had apartments at Dr. SemoneB', hope to soon move into their new home on South a Street Geo. Linkenfelter, of Cornelius, was in the Grove Monday on business. W. J. McCready and family spent oaturaay in rortiana. Miss Mable Hanson, of Hillsboro. is staying at the home of her cousin, ward loison, this winter. The sad newB reached here the first of the week of the death of Mrs. E. B. Whaley, of Calloway, Nebr., who was an old neighbor and friend of the Greer, Baldwin and Bumworth fami lies, and who with her husband was in the Grove two summers, several years ago. George Wilson, of Gales Creek was in town and took out a big load of feed. Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Weston, of: wewoerg. visited Sunday at the home oi tne loraiers parents, Mr. and Mrs. win. wesion. Mr. and Mrs. Edwards, of Mon tana, have rented rooms of Mrs. Ivy Moore. They have been travelint? around quite a bit but think this place suits tnem to locate. It is not uncommon to see a doe enjoy riding on the running board of an automobile, but in North Dakota a farmer named Gottfried Issak, has FUND : $ 658.72 2,272.10 $2,830.82 24.1B 33.16 20.60 ( FUND t 366.47 3,768.21 $4,134.68 3,461.97 T t 672.71 .914.73 $716.57 $182.78 $118.78 J2.900.00 $16,500.00 2,000.00 $ 273.72 716.57 118.78 232.49 672.71 707.84 $2,722.11 GEORGE THYNG, City Recorder-Treaauer. Wm. VanAntwerp was a business caller in Portland Monday. Miss Polly Silver, of Portland, was the guest of a friend in this city Saturday. Henry Atkin, of Weiser, Idaho, is visiting his sister,' Mrs. Bowman, a Plymouth Rock hen that has ac quired the habit of perching on the front axle of his automobile and rid ing into town and back. The hen will ride from eight to ten miles on the trip without any trouble and dislikes to be disturbed. Applications for benefits under the cash bonus and loan law enacted at the last session of the legislature are being received at the offices of the World War veteranB' state aid commission at Salem at the rate of approximately 100 a day. Alvin u. wick, traveling passen ger agent for the Southern Pacific, was in the city Monday on business. Ask your lawyer to have your legal advertisements published in the News-Times. The money will then stay at home and your advertisement will be read by the home people. It will cost you no more to have the legals run in your home paper. 30tf Speak a good word for your home town every opportunity that you have. Are you reading the many fine ads? If not you are losing money by not being posted on the many bar gains that are being offered by our advertisers. Don't overlook the ads. Look them over, ' A happy crowd of elrls surprised Miss Marie Bateman on her birthdav. Jan. 10 at the Bateman apartments. The evening was spent in playing cards and dancing. A deliciouB birth day cake with other refreshments was served by Miss Opal Raines. At a late hour the girls departed wishing Miss Marie many more happy birth days. Those present were the Misses Opal Raines, Agnes Bateman, Mildred Fleck, Myra Prickett, Wilma Bate man. Georgia Busse. Svea Anderson, Etha Oglesby, Louise Bateman and Mane Bateman. Mrs. F. C. Taylor entertained at a one-oclock luncheon on Friday, Jan uary 6, the members .of her Sunday School class and the workers in the home department of the school. Af ter the delicious meal ahd been en joyed the annual business meeting of tne class was i.cid and the remainder of the afternoon spent in visiting while needle work, was done. The fol lowing were present: Mesdames Mar garet Bishop, Dunton, V. I. Fuqua, L. M. Graham, Matteson, Hawke, Jill on. McCready, J. T. Rice. Riser. H. T. Smith, Tuttle and B. F. White. Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Buchanan, Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Miller and Mrs. R. R. Bryant were entertained at dinner Ihursday night at the beautiful new home of Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Hughes. Independence Hall Independence hall, Philadelphia, the central in what is known as the state house group, was begun in 1732, and -as opened and iirst nut to use m September. 1736, when William Allen, mayor and prominent merchant of Philadelphia, gave a dinner to the citi zens. It was occupied in October of the same year by the legislature, of which Benjamin Franklin was clerk. The Liberty bell was placed in the state house steeple in June, 1753. Congress convened in Independence hall March 4, 1777, left on September 18. 1777. returned July 2. 1778. and continued to sit there until the close of the revolution. A lot of newspapers on band and for sale at this offiee. Come in earl; and get them at five cents a bunch. Wtf The Story of Our States Br JONATHAN BRACE XXIV. MISSOURI WHETHER Missouri was actually visited by De Soto at the time of his discovery of the Mlaslsalp pi is not definitely known. The first authentic exploration of this territory was by the French, Joliet and Father Marquette in 1673. French settlers gradually located to Missouri, Id 1764 St. Louis being settled. This was one year after Spain acquired from France the Louisiana Ter ritory of which Missouri was a part. Colonization greatly Increased after the ordinance of 1787, which excluded slavery from the Northwest territory, as this nat urally deflected many to the ter ritory west of tbe Mississippi who otherwise would have set tled In the north. Tbe slavery question continued to hold the stage in Missouri history. After the Louisiana Purchase In IttOS added this vast western area to the United States, emigration Increased to such an extent that In 1828 Missouri formed a state government and applied for ad mission to tbe Union. Bitter an tagonism Immediately arose in congress against the addition of another slave state. On tbe oth er band tbe slaver; adherents pointed out that Maine bad Just been taken Into tbe Union as a free state and one state would therefore balance the other. A final settlement was made by the famous Missouri compromise, which accepted Missouri as a slave state but prohibited slavery In tbe rest of tbe territory north of a line extending from tbe southern boundary of Missouri to tbe Rocky Mountains. In deed, It was this agitation which, temporarily smothered at that time, burst forth In tbe Civ il war. Missouri is In the forefront of tbe important states in nation al politics as It has eighteen electoral votes for president Its area is 09,420 square miles. New Feed Store Beaverton Feed and Produce Company supply of I I I Fisher's Baby Chick Feed and Supplies , Write for free bulletin on "Care and Feeding of Baby Chicks." Beaverton Feed & Produce Co. W. C. Gifford, Manager Starch Factory Building Bearerton, Oregoa A MLPING H AND ' Jft B Sl" We will be (lad to h.r. HAND In serving rout A carload of Fishert Feed Country Sfaorte just in. CHAS. BERTHOLD FEED STORE Bearerton, OregM Near the S. P. Depot REAL TRUCK SERVICE ' of tmm tm m tnaki mi a feed teu aad Aay mm Mil mwt aad nttaUe drrnra who irill mrm m m ym mtma mm, whether It be a raaB awl yen wkrh bnaM hi harry, er Matt ki tea Ma te er tmm Portland. We wU mm. Mm aaw- Beaverton Livery Stables Hnber Mercantile Co. Geseral Merchandise BEAVERTON INN RagakrHome Cooked Dinneri tram 1139 to l&S Ml. Hood Ice Craaua-.AH Kradi of Soft Drain Freeh Candies Cigere -Tobaccoe Freeh Live ef Cookie. GIVE US A TRIAL G. L MILLETT - - Proprietor Blacksmith in Beaverton Alfred Hans est, am experienced blac!amftfa, has ranted the Froh nauer Building just east of Erickson s Garage, and has installed a modern Blacksmith Shop. Ha will uu hont shoeing and wages work as well as general bUcksmitbsmg. Good work, first class materials, and right prices gaaranteed. A share of your patronage solicited. ALFRED HANSEN MEN CHARGED WITH HOLD-UP IN JAIL T. C. Johnson, 19 years old; Stan ley Gibson, 24, Vernon Frost, 17, and Jack Holland, 27, are in the county jail charged with being the robbers who on October 29 last held up John Con2elmann of the Sherwood dis trict and robbed him of $600 in Lib erty bonds and a small sum in cash. The hold-up took place in a small room nen." the Conzelmann residence which the cwner used as an office and .in which there was a small safe which he kept his valuables. On the night of the robbery lour men en tered the office and by threatening him with a gun compelled him to open the safe. Mr. Conzelmann was so overcome by excitement that he suf fered a stroke of paralysis and it was more than a week before he was able to report the robbery. Since then Sheriff Alexander and Portland of ficers have been running down all cIhah. Th arrests were made by Sheriff Alexander of Washington and Deputies . Christofferoon and Schir mer of Multnomah. Holland, the oldest of the quartet, is a truck sales man. The bonds were registered and of no value to the thieves and are believed to have been destroyed. Hillsboro Independent. AMERICAN LEGION TO MEET AT ALOHA JAN. 16 The Washington County Council of the American Legion will meet in Aloha January 16th as the guests of the Glenn Swalley Post No. 101. ' All members of the American Le gion in Washington County are in vited to be present for the boys are planning on a good smoker. This is the third meeting of the Council and ill of tbe boys who have attended' POULTRY SUPPLIES will soon have on hand MMOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMOOOI Olympic Feed, Alfalfa Hay and Mar hauMu tor laaiaiai. frlha. J F. J. HAt'n, Ovaar Ire 0. a Cal eaeat aad Georteeaa Treats UHB, OHMO claim that they are the best get to gether meetings a fellow could possi bly find. It is at one of these meet ings that you can see what your bud dies are doing in the other pacts of the County and by doing that we are sure to get some idea for our own Post and community. Suggestions will be made and plans discussed for the membership cam paign that ib coming off January 16th 21st. The life of any post is its Aux iliary and the auxiliary cannot get started unless you and your buddies . join the legion. Your relatives can not become members of the Auxiliary unless you are a member of the Le gion in good standing. GET IN AND GET IT NOW. Back to Normalcy Take' me back to normalcy. Where the square meal costs a dime; Where a nickel will buy three ( Doughnuts any, every time; Where the rent is 15 smacks For an eight-room, modern house, (With a choice of many shacks). Where a dollar buys a liloust; Where the butter costs two bits For a 16 ouncing pound; -Where the tailor always fits;. Where S3 shoes are found. Take me back to normalcy, Where the musty ale s on draught: Where the lunch is always free; Where the politicians grart; Where the seats are ten, twent, thirtj. Where the overall is kind In the place of silken shirt; Where the time-clock we can ring. Where the wages are but Gee- Don't take this theory too fart Take me back to normalcy, Hut do not take my twin-six car. Chas. T Hoge in Oregon Journal. The ads. are always interesting. Read them.