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U. S. Government Homesteads COMLLE, WASHINGTON, INDIAN RESERVATION. 1.000,000 ACRES In the Famous Columbia River Basin and Okanogan Valley. Fruit. ' Dairy, Farm and Timber Land. Map ihowing Roads, Lake, Riven, Creeks, Mountains, Indian Allotments and Mineral Land. Book of Description, shows How to Locate any Homestead of 160 Acres on ; the Reservation WITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF A LOCATOR. , ' PRICE, POSTPAID, $1.00. OREGON HOMESEEKERS INFORMATION BUREAU, 504 McKay Building, PORTLAND, OREGON , KEW PERKINS HOTEL Vim tad Wukhurtu BB.. P.rtUiwl, Or. The homelike stopping place for those who appreciate the dollar's full worth. RMa with Batk. Bm wllk IMutid BaUi . II. 1.80 Bmkfut aid Lwcbma PORTLAND Y. M. C. A. will fit nay ambition b younjr Un t Wom bs for high-class position in Btokkttping, Stenography, SilesnaBsSiip To man this includes valuable athletic, aquatic and membership grivileges, at though tuition cost Is lees than elsewhere. Valuable courses can also be had in Grammar Trade and Colletro Preparatory Subject. WRITE FOR CATALOG, HAWTHUKNt AUTU 5UHUUL The only Automobile School on the Pa cific Coast maintaining a Gas Tractor Dept. Usinr Holt Calterplllsr, C. L. Best Tracklayer and Wheel Tractors, both in the school and operating field. 446 Hawthorne Are.. Portland, Ore. Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires Hade from yoor old ones. Last Ions; as Bran New Tires. WE ALSO BUY i OLD TIRES. Wepayas high as 10c per lb. for such as wa can use in Double Tread work, and the highest market r junk. Ship your Tires at once or write ua. IKON VULCANIZING CO., 550 Wukfclsi St, Ferdsss, On. ELECTRIC MOTORS . Boufht, Sold, Rented and Repaired 1 - WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Burnside, cor, 10th. Portland, Ore. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK Wo want all you have. Write for prices and f tags. mil ii. r, nwniura 3J noun rom m,, roriiafru. wis. His Golden Wedding. Up and down the village street walked old Tompmns, dressed an m hts Sunday best, and with a clean col lar on. "Hello, old fellow!" a friend hailed him. "Aren't you working today?" "No," replied the old man proudly. "I'm celebrating my golden wedding." "Really? Then you've been mar ried B0 years!" "Yea, I have." Then where's Mrs. Tompkins? Isn't she celebrating, too?" "The present Mrs. Tompkins," the old man coldly rebuked the Idle ques tioner, "has nothing to do with it." The Department of Farm Crops, University of Idaho, has received dur ing the spring, shipments of seed from the following foreign countries: Can ada, Sweden, Denmark, Australia, and Japan. The Bureau of Plant Industry of the U. S. Department of Agriculture has also sent samples of clover and other leguminous crops for the pur pose of co-operative testing experi ments. HUSBAND OBJECTS TO OPERATION Wife Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Des Moines, Iowa. "Four years ago 1 was very sick and my life was nearly spent The doctors stated that I would never get well with out an operation and that without it I would not live one year. My husband objected to any operation and got me some of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta- 1 ble Compound. 1 took ' It and commenced to get better and am now well, am stout and able to do my own housework. I can recommend the Vegetable Com pound to any woman who is sick and ran down as a wonderful strength and health restorer. My husband says Z would have been in my grave ere this If it bad not been for your Vegetable Compound." Mrs. Blanche Jeffer son, 703 Lyon St, Des Moines, Iowa. Before submitting to a surgical opera tion it is wise to try to build up tbe female system and cure ita derange ments with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound; it has saved many women from surgical operations. Writ to tbe Lydia E. Plnkham tfadlcine Co., Lynn, Mass.. for BdTlooU wiU be confidential P. N. U. No. 18, 1016 IWMN wtWsn so ad r si II saw, plaaat M " tlea this psper. 3 AGENT WANTED - Business necessity every Mer chant buys on sight Big profits. Exclusive territory. Free samples. Sells from $5 to $100. Write quick for territory. Sayers, 637 Railway Exchange, Portland, Ore. LADIES, THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED Maki your own HUB TONICS and TOILET WATERS with "Tonico Tablets," the Sensational Invention. Send St) cents for samDle Dacka.ee: makes on pint, which otherwise coats 50 cents to H.fiO (4 for 60 -rents.) Money returned if not satisfled. Want Exclusive Representative each county to manu facture and sell. Itig Profits. TONICO SALES I.U., Multnomah atatiou, fortland, U re too. DONT EVER FORGET Hazelwood Co., Portland. Or. Make us your next shipment of Cream, Eras, Poultry and Dressed Meats, We Can Satiify You. Contaaious Abortion. Treatment and Prevention of Calf Scours, How Sanitation, Poultry Diseases, Clip this ad and1 mark an X in front of books wanted. THEDA BROS., Oekum Did., Portland, Oregon. See our stock of FORD De livery bodies. Shipped any where. Ourownmake. Guar anteed. Write us. Carl Pe terson, 121 Grand Avenue N. East 1433. Portland. On. Gentle Criticism. killed herself because she could not find an ideal huxband. Wnmn arm fools. She Yes, aren't they, to beltevs there is surih a thine? RnlHmnr.i American. Make Believe. "This is a toy tea set my little trirl got for Christmas. She likes to serve make-believe tea and make-believ sandwiches. A harmless fancy." "Perfectly. I've been to grown-u anairs where they did It." Louisville uouner-journai. You 'Can Get Rid of That Itching Rath There is immediate relief for skins Itching, burning and disfigured by ec zema, ringworm, or similar torment ing skin-trouble, in a warm bath with Resinol Soap and a simnle aoolication of ReBinol Ointment. The soothing, healing Kesinol medication sinks right into the skin, stops itching instantly and soon clears away all trace of erup tion, even in severe and stubborn cases where other treatments have had no effect After that, the regular use of Resinol Soap is usually enough to Keep ine smn ciear and healthy. You need never hesitate to use Resi nol. It is a doctor's prescription that has been used by other physicians for years in the treatment of all aorta of skin affections. It contains absolutely j nothing that could injure the tenderest skin. Every druggist sells Resinol uintment and Kesinol Soap. (Advt) So-CallecJ Temperate." "What vrniA in la wo Mva in? TA un tuo n ci, .rtiuHKi, Bum luu teamer. "Temperate." "Now, what is meant by a 'ttfmptf- ate zone?' " "It's A nff whnrn It'a fraavina nnlA in winter and red-hot in summer." rmiaaeipnta Public Ledger. The Touch Pre-Emlnent. "A cosy picture, eh? A man lolling fn an easy chair and his beautiful wife leaning over him to light his cigar." "You haven't seen the ' companion picture to it, have you?" "Why, no." "It's the same man savagely chew ing the end of his cigar and writing a check." What Dreamt Are Made Of. T)ftlvilall l-o l .1 a. v - u.".Un loot main, iwii i or aa proposed to you. I wonder what mm, id a niBU ui j Miss Lingerlong (desperately) It Is a sign that you have got more sense when you are asleep than when you are awake.Tit-Bits. Ask anvhOflv nhflllt It- Mar,tr,rA'm Balsam. Adv. At the Boarding House. 'Is this hepf tnn mra fnr m U Simpkins?" ' "WaII. afncio vnn naif ma HjTm ai.t ner, I would like It a little' of tener." Baltimore American, , We Get You, Madam. Mrs. Kawler Did you ever ten in one of those astrologers? Mrs. m under by no; but my daugh ter Kate is just crazv to have hr periscope read .Boston Transcript Fords Fords Fords 1915 'Srw $395 1915 JSL. $335 1914 ftlSSML. $295 1914 'TtrSi' $27B 1913 $245 1914 f-Jtefir1- $295 FRANCIS MOTOR CAR EX., awl 13th HawtMna Aw EI1M. IPORTLAMD, OKJB. EAT LESS IM IF Take a glass of Salts to flush Aidaeys if bladder bothers you. Eating meat regularly eventually produces kidney trouble in some form or other, sayi a well-known authority, because .the uric acid In meat excites the kidneys, they become overworked; get alugglsb; clog up and cause all sons or distress, particularly DacK- acne and misery in the kidney region rheumatic twinges, severe headaches, torpid liver, sleeplessness, bladder and urinary irritation. The moment your back hurts or kid neys aren't acting right, or If bladder bothers you, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good pharmacy take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts 1b made from the add of aranes and lemon Juice, com bined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush clogged kid neys and stimulate them to normal activity; also to neutralize the adds in the urine 10 It no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts cannot Injure anyone1 makes a delightful effervescent lithia- water drink which millions of men and women take now and then to keep the Kidneys and urinary organs olean, thus avoiding serious kidney disease. Money in Dandelion Roots. Belling dandelion roots at 4 to 6 cents per pound offers a pretty fair premium on removing the dandelion pests from lawns, fields and pastures. Since 100,000 pounds or more are imported annually into the United Btates it seems that many a young boy or girl ought to make fairly good wages by collecting and preparing dandelion roots for tbe drug trade. The root Is used medicinally in dis eases of the liver and dyspepsia, re ports n, u. Hammond, of the O. A. C. Botany department, Corvallia Ore. Bar Healthy. Soon. BaaatlftJ Oculist sud Phvalciana nsed Murine Ira Bemad? BUf yea re be (ore It was offered u jjomeeuc ae Medicine. Murine u aim Com pounded bj Our Physlciana and gaaraateed dj mem as a Keiiabte Keller for Kyeatbat Need Oare. Try it in jour Byes and la Baby'aBjea smarting juh are uomrort. Bur murine of your Druggist accept no SubaUtuta, and If interested write for Book of the Bra Free. M(llUa BKaUEDlT GO CHICAGO Kill One, Of Court. He (of the militia) - "Tans" are played every night on the bugle. It meant "lights out." They play It over tne oodieB or dead soldiers. Miss Innocence What do you do if you haven't a dead soldier? Boston Transcript. All With Him. 'Don't any of your friends come to ee you -n visiting days?" asked the Mindly oia lady. "lNo'm," responded No. 777,444; tney re au nere wit me." WHEN YOU WAKE UP DRINK GLASS OF HOT WATER Wash the polaona and twin from aysttm before putting mar. food Into stomach. Sty. Inildo-balhlng makae any one look and feel clean, aweet and refreshed. Waah yourself on the Inside before breakfast like you do on the outside. Thia is vastly more important because tne akin pores do not absorb lmpurl ties Into the blood, causing Illness, while the bowel bores do. For every ounce of food and drink taken Into tbe stomach, nearly an ounce of waste material must be car ried out of the body. If this waste material is not eliminated day by day It quickly ferments and generates poisons, gases and toxins which are absorbed or sucked into the blood stream, through the lymph ducts, which should suck only nourishment to auatain the body. A splendid health measure Is to annk, before breakfast each day, a glass oi real not water with a tea spoonful of limestone phosphate in It. which Is a harmless way to wash these poisons, gases and toxins from tbe stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels; thus cleansing, sweetening: and fresh ening the entire alimentary canal be fore putting more food into the stom ach. A quarter pound of limestone nhns- phate costs but very little at the drug store but is sufficient to make anyone an enthusiast on tnside-bathlng. Men and women who are accustomed to wake up with a dull, aching head or have furred tongue, bad taste, nasty breath, sallow complexion, others who have bilious attaoks, add stomach or constipation are assured of pro nounced improvement In both health and appearance shortly. Unobaervlno Fate. Full many a flower is born to blush unseen And waste It sweetness on the dee art air: Or else to nod above the gasoline wiiuin ine auto oi some lady fair. The Old, and Reliable e Dr. Isaac Thompson ElE WATER hi hatha. yea and an Meal an waah. Seta Its fts aaU mi tm M Up htwrm Nd VM a( srin, WRITE FOR FREE VOOKLRT JOHN U THOMPSON SONS CO. US fUm St. Tior. N. Y. MliTS No Acoountlnn Far Jurist, Many verdicts of a strange, carious and humorous nature find birth not In frequently In coroner's juries and jar Its in justice's courts. Uncommonly Intelligent are the cor oner's juries in Mississippi. Twelve men In Warren county, in that state, returned a verdict several yean ago which read: "The deceased died by the will of Ood or some other disease unknown to the jury." Another verdict, equally as solemn, reads: "We are of A Pinion that the Doeest met with her death from Vio lent Inflrmatlon of the Arm, producest from Unoan Cam," An old story, oft repeated, ii that an English jury in a criminal case once brought in the following. "Guilty, with some little doubt aa to whether he is the man." Another Is told of a Welsh jury, which reads: "We find the man who stole the mare not guilty." Docket Got Even. A young man who had been snub bed at the theater door decided to get even with his girl friends. The girls occupied the first four seats In the sixth row and the young man nan tne tutu. They paid no at tention to him. On the program was a monologlst who ' began to talk of love to get a few laughs, as those ar tists often do. He said: "All the girls who are in love, please stand uo." - Turning to the girl next to him, the young man who had been snubbed said: "Please let me out." Naturally, the entire four had to rise. When they were on their feet the young man sat down, while the re malnder of tbe audience roared in glee at tne rour. Philadelphia Public Led ger. Recognizing the Profession, "Was your father a nlrate?" aBked young F'tztop of the girl of his choice at a clandestine meeting, after the old sea captain had urged his exit from the family mansion on the hill by the use oi ms peaai extremity. no, my darling," was the retily. "Why do you ask?" "He seemed to me to be a good deal oi a freebooter," said the young man, Philadelphia Public Ledger. For the Human System. For cuts, burns, bruises, stiff neck. ore throat, sprains, lame back and bunions, use Hanford'B Balsam of Myrrh. It is guaranteed. It is for external use only. Always have a bot tle on hand, ready for accidents, Adv, A Reminder. "Look here," said the Indignant house owner to the agent from whom he had bought his home on the Install ment plan. "The paneling in my din ing room is opening bo you can put your linger through the cracks," -mat s ail right, replied tbe agent. 'The house is settling. And that re minds me. It's about time you Battled up tor last month'B installment." Philadelphia Public Ledger. An' phwat is your Patsy doln1 these days, Mrs. O'Hagan?" "Ah, he's doln' folnel He's a con ductor in the opery house, an' wears a swatiytau coat." "A conductor, is it? An' Dhwat does a conductor ao?" "He conducts people to their seats." Hanford'B Balsam is good for blood poisoning. Adv. In Modern Times. In the old days, the main element of a soldier was to know how to act under fire." "And nowadays, In addition, he Is supposed to know how to act under water, in the earth and without air." Puck. Rubbing It In. "The audacity of this laundressl" "How now?" "After reducing my garments to shreds she tries to charge me by the piece." Louisville Courier-Journal. If you are interested in purity first KC BAKING POWDER is what you should always use. There are many other reasons why but try a - can and see for yourself. Ask m y V Grocer p Lhclcd On: v.- You know the difficulty of cettine the roots of stumps out with pullers, by burning, or by using explosives that merely shatter. You neefexplosive8 that not only shatter but also lift and heave that tear the roots and make clearing easy. You can save work, time and money by using made by a pacific Coast company, with 50 years' experience, to meet Pacific Coast agricultural conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year by farmers who have pnvtd, they reduce stump blasting costs. There are two Giant Powders Eureka Stumping Powder, for use in dry work, and Giant Stumping Powder, for wet work. Ask your dealer for them. Test them alongside of any other explosive. Write us and we will have our nearest distributor supply you at lowest market prices with a trial case that will prove to you the economy of using Giant Farm Pow Jers. Five Valuable Books Free Wc issue live handsome, illustrated books to help you to blast cheaper and better bookson Stump Blasting, Boulder Blasting, Tree Planting, Subsoil Blasting and Ditch Blasting. Any or all of these written by western men for western farmer, will be sent on request. Choose the books that you prefer and write for them today. THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., ",;:" San Franciico " Ewtything for Bloating ' BRANCH OFFICES Seattle, Sakae. Fertfearf. Salt Lake City. Denver BE PRETTY! TURN Try Grandmother's old Favorite Kecipe oi sage Tea and Sulphur. Almost everyone knows that Bago Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which Is mussy and trouble some. Nowadays, by asking at any drug Btore for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul phur Compound, you will get a large bottle of this famous old recipe, Im proved by the addition of other ingre dients, for about 50 cents. Don't stay grayl Try ltl No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as It does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and draw this through your hair, taking one small Btrand at a time ; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, glossy and attractive. Wvoths Sage and Sulphur Com pound is a delightful toilet requisite or those who desire aam nair aim a outhful appearance. It Is not intended tr the cure, mitigation or prevention disease. Cornet. Miss Wheat, the new teacher, was tearing the history lesson, which dealt with the career of George Wash ington. Turning to one of the Bchol arB, she asked: James, what was Washington s farewell address?" The new boy arose with a prompti tude that promised well for his an swer. Heaven, ma'am," he said. s, Sprained ankle? Rub on and rub la Hanford'B Balsam thoroughly. Adv. That Sattled It. And you broke off the engage ment?" said one young man. Yes. but not brutally, you know. But I managed it." " , How?" Told her what my salary was." Adopting Suggestion. 'Talking about the total depravity of inanimate things-" 'Well?" 'JuBt as we got opposite a road hotel with a bite Kiin, 'Sea Food a Spe cialty,' our auto deliberately turned turtle 'Baltimore American. The Usual Experience. "Have you laid by anything since you took up the profession of author ship?" Yes. about HUU manuscripts." Boston Transcript. The Heroic Mood. . Stella Did he think yon had some thing of the heroic In your mood? Bella wen, he proposed on siu a week. 'Evening Sun. An Adept Student, i French Visitor I am learning se language varey fast. Zat leetle boy sare spinning his top he's a spinster, eh? Boston Transcript. Slow. 'That waiter of ours has been tn this restaurant for 20 years." "I don't doubt it It seems nearly that long since I gave my order." (HANK a a 5 f FAIlNiPmVDZRS STUMWNO AGRICULTURAL. OVERALLS P Keep Kids Kleen mriiral Whhful nUniiw net ntnrA lor tMAnn I tni vcanoraae. Made tn naa man rrth dnan back. Eaiilv alinoeJ nr t. Euly waited. No tiihl elastic band tt op arculition. made bhie wmim, and blue and white liKkofy tnpei i or aj the year round. Alto lighier weight, faN-colM malarial in dark blue. cnArt Mu.. un m A.,i rrl (or ntntnei wear, all wopriateiy tnauned with fart - coicr ssUiea. maoeriiuutcrt neck watt elbow Jeerts aad bifhaecaaad low etTM. 75c the suit tf J-.l L we will Mad than, chines prepakl i en iccespg or pnee, JCcacQ. Ikwirerf Imkatiau. Look for Jm TwoHonea no Iha LaM. Mode by Levi Strauss A Co., San Francisco JlWIMetJ BHABD PRIZE V the P.RI.E. f PoniandTJX A, Auto School Day and nltrht elaases. Expert training In repaid rur, driving- and machine work, including forge, lathe, shaper, -drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEUHS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WHITIS US. Start and Finish. A publisher of this city Is credited with a unique criticism of a story teller who had begun promisingly, but soon degenerated into the lowest type of "best seller." ''This gentleman's biography," said the publisher, "can be comprised with in two questions and answers thus: " 'How did he begin writing?' "'With a wealth of thought.' "'How did he continue?1 "With a thought of wealth.' " The Essentials. "Is he a typical American?" "Yes; he likes baseball, has a motor car, owes a mortgage, pays alimony, and thinks the motion pictures have) grand opera beaten a mile:" Life. A Too Willing Worker. "Yes, the boss said he was losing money on the things I was making." ''And what were you making?" "Mistakes." Philadelphia Reoord. Be Ready .For'';' Mealtime i - ' With appetite keen, digestion normal, and no fear of any after eating distress HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS helps very materially in bringing about such a condition. It is an excellent tonic and appetizer. Try it Z3