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UIIITiinMlII auu a mw J HOTEL b tin NORTHWEST 3 Eric V. Hau.er, PreiidcrrL Anolher of Aneria'i Eiceplional Holdsi Motorcycles $40 and Up Write for list A of rebuilt Harley Davidsons, Indians, Excelsiors, Etc, Harley - Davidson Service Center fnr tho Wnrl h Mlt bfl I'XClU- 1 sive dealers of Motorcycles In N. W, MOTORCYCLE & SUPPLY CO.. IRC. 209 Fourth 8t Portland, Ore WHEN SHIPPING PRODUCE TRY US We specialize EGGS, BUTTER. POULTRY nil Portland, Or. DRESSED MEATS SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Egga and Farm Produce to the Old Reliable Everdinfr house with a record of 4fj years of Square DcalinttH, and be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKH1TE 45-47 Front Street Portland, Oreron Without Operation Cnnc?rs Goiters Tumors Apendlcitirt Kheumatitim Eczema Catarrh Anpylosls Hemorrhoids Asthma Diabetes Briffhts HaniLs and chronic diseases of every description and kind. I have cured thousands of people In the las 12 vcars by the use of Radium, X Kay, Electric Cur rents, Lights, Bakcovcns, Vibra tors, Magnetic Waves, Ozone, Packs, Diet, Adjustments, Man ipulations, Massag-e and BatliB. Consultation free. Write DR. W. E. MALLORY. (S00-5 Broadway Bid. Portland, - - Oregon "C. B." MINERS & CO. UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP AUTOMOBtLE REPAIRING AND REIUILDIHO. . I, COR. flFTH AND BLIIAN STI. PORTLAND, ORtOON. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA.BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We want ill you have. Write lor prices and shipping tats THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wn. O Oregon Vulcanizing Company moved to 383 to 337 Burnsido St., Port land, Ore. LargMt Tiro Repair Plant in the Northwest. Country service a specialty. Use Parcel Post, Machinery Kecoiiil-Iiam! Machin ery bought, aold and exchnmri'il; I'rijrini'n, boiler. Hawmlllfl. etc. J. E. Martin Co.. 89 1st St, Portland. Bond for Stock LlHt and prices. Prohibition Attitude In the Senate. One reason for the remarkable prog ress that prohibition lawmaking can be found In the attitude of men who themselves take a tolerant attitude toward the use of liquor, but have been impressed by the wreck which is wrought by alcohol all around them. Typical of this is a statement made by Senator Smith of Georgia when announcing that he was going to vote in favor of prohibition for Washing ton: "With me opposition to the use of spirituous and intoxicating drink has been a gradual growth. When I leave myself free to think about it and rea lize the skeletons found in almost ev ery home as a result of Its use, I have reached the place where I am willing never to have it on my table any more, although I enjoy a glass of wine myself; and I am willing in my state and hope in my state this next sum mer to help make it absolutely dry." From Collier's Weekly for February 3rd. Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa tion are relieved Dy irameia lea. . Gay Life In Brooklyn. This, remarks the Pittsburgh Post, Is how a Brooklynite has spent the 36 years of his life: We are 36 years of age, and this is how we have spent our time: One year buttoning our collar. Two years tying our necktie. Seven years waiting in barber shops. Four years looking at punk musical comedies. Six months sleeping. Nine years dodging bill collectors. Two years waiting for trains. Three years waiting for our wife to get dressed. Two years chewing tough beefsteak. Four years looking for Jobs. Six months working. 10 CENT "CA8CARETS" IF BILIOUS OR C08TIVE For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Slugglah Liver and Bowels They work while you sleep. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the flrBt step to untold misery indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feel ing good for months. WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES For their good parte. Parte at half price. Wo can duplicate most any part. Wo have wrecked over 100 differont makes of cars of recent date. If In need of any write to Auto Wrecking Co., 89 North Broadway, Portland. Oregon. LEARN A TRADE, (inn Tractor and Auto mobile men arc in demand. We are giving a com plete course in both for the price of one tuition, for a short lime only. Largo class now graduat ing and have room for few more men. Catalog and details Cm, iKiapMI Trade Vliwli, Ok Portland, Oregon. '8 Death on Feathers. "Mother, has Fldo gono to heaven?" asked little Mamie, who had been told that a little sister was there. "Dogs don't go to heaven," said mother, "but little sister Is there and she is an angel, you know, with wingB." Mamie thought a moment and said: "Maybe It Is just as well, for Fldo waB death on feathers, you know." Exchange. Don't Have Catarrh One efficient way to remove nasal catarrh is to treat its cause which in most cases is physical weakness. The system needs more oil and easily digested liquid-food, and you should take a spoonful of scorn EMULSION after each meal to enrich your blood and help heal the sensi tive membranes with its pure oil-food properties. The results of this Scott's Emulsion treatment will surprise those who have used irritating snuffs and vapors. Get the Genuine SCOTT'S m Maaftiri la nfl0,Jtci promptly to VVUin.iviir, waruuu COLDS AND LA GRIPPE. Ask for Uf tEVC BREAK-UP-A-COLD W ECU) TABLETS - 25c All (irutfgiBtB w?H them. SALTS FINE FOR We eat too much meat which clogs Kidneys, then the Back hurts. FRED P. GOR1N, Patent Attorney. Organizer ami llovelulM'r. Patents securod or Feu Refunded. KKKK, Toy X-Hay Plate: ahowa every bone in your body right through your clothing. Suites 701. 701A, 701B, 701C. Central bldg.,'Seattle STUDY bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, salesmanship. Eiiitiinli hranches. at an accredited Bchool; write, or phone Main POO for catalogue; graduuies guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walksr BOeineal Collage, 107 4th Street, near Mornsun, Portland, Oregon. Now Sister Stays Home. The alloged young woman was out rowing with a posBlblo suitor, and had taken her little sister, who was exhibiting much foar of the waves. "Why, Martha, if you are so nerv ous now, what will you lio at my age?" "Thirty-nine, I suppose," meekly replied the little slBter. Exchange. Silent Partner Wanted. Sho I do not care to marry you. I do not care even to talk to you. He (a widower) That is proclaely the reaBon I want you to marry me. Boston Transcript. Hypnotism. "Do you bellevo In hypnotism?" Inquired MIbb Cayenne. "What do you mean by hypnotism?" "The power of one human being to throw another into slumber and then play upon his Imagination." "I'll go ub far ub the slumbor part. Some people can make me sleepy merely by talking to mo." Washing ton Star. Madge She and her fiance are quarreling all the time. Marjorle Yob. Isn't It dreadful! Why don't thoy wait until they're married? Life. Skln-'er. No doubt Jenkins married Lobelia Geuoff for love. At any rate beauty can't have had anything to do with It. Her face would have ripened a cheeso or stopped a train. One day, soon after his marriage, Jenkins met a pal and timidly asked him what he thought of Lobelia. "Help! Don't ask mo!" gasped the pal. "Beauty Is only skin deep, your honor!" remonstrated Jenkins, stiffly. "Skin 'er, then, dear chap!" advised the pal. "For hoaven's sake, skin 'er!'1 Exchange. IfitQox Ji ll CNrtti ARMV AUCTION BARGAINS Na SJ 15 Vallum . 11.25 op Rata.t'.ibiiid) HO " SkM. . . LIS" Taa li.rn.Mjl.H5 F.acku . , I.TJ " lli'i wli . .15 I Sunlit, . . J.J" 20U Machine Cum, ill, to million canilu.'o. Cannum, 1 to 100 pouuuVi., with ah.ll for ir ana land. FrM circular 1917 Crcloptdu cat. lo. I 'Hnn ill I. I, ll.v M.llr.t ilk Fraacae Bann.rmap. SOI Broadway, N.w York' Give Him Time. "They say his wife has money." "Well, that isn't his fault. They've only been married a short time." Mrs. Father's Wish. Qulverfull There's one good thing about our girls, John; thoy are always self-possessed. Qulverfull (grimly) YeB; they're too self-posBessed. I wish they'd get BOineono else to posseBB them. Bos ton Transcript. His Opinion. "Do you believe the Hon and the lamb will over He down together? "It may happen, but If I were the lamb, I should be mighty timid about objecting if tho Hon happens to snore." Excb' nge. The Injured One. "It would seem," said the tourist, "that you Arkansas people would be quickor to resent the slurs and sneer ing jokes about yourselves that are constantly belug published in the papers?" "Well," replied Mr. Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., "I've noticed that when you fling a rock into a pack of dogs the one that hollers Is the one that got hit." Kansas City Star. For a disordered liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists. A Pattern. Mtb. Simpson had taken her little daughter out to tea with her, and dur ing tho meal was horrified to see the child trying to force a thick piece of bread into a very small pocket "Why, Marlon," she said In shocked surprise, "what on earth are you do ing?" "That's all right, mothor," hor small daughter assured her. "I'm just tak ing this slice back to nurslo for a pat tern." Exchange. Most folks forget that the kidneys, like the bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a flushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull misery in the kidney region, severe headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders. You simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain in the Jtidney region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, take a tablespoonful In a glass of wa ter before breakfaBt for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine, 'litis famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with lithia, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neu tralizes the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is harmless; Inexpensive; maRes a dellghttul effervescent lithia water drink which everybody should take now and then to keep their kid neys clean, thus avoiding serious com plications. A well-known local druggiBt says he sells lots or Jad Salts to folks who be lieve in overcoming kidney trouble while it 1b only trouble. She Had Heard of One. "Whoever saw a perfect man?" asked an evangelist at a revival meet ing. "There is no such thing. Every man has his faults, plenty of them. Of course, no one had ever seen a perfect man, and consequently the statement of the revivalist was re ceived with silence. The revivalist continued: "Whoever saw a perfect woman?' At this Juncture a tall, thin woman arose. "Do you mean to say, madam," the evangelist asked, "that you have seen a perfect woman? "Well, I can't just say that I have seen her," the woman replied, "but I have heard a great deal about her my husband's first wife." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Take care of your health and wealth will take care of you. Garfield Tea promotes health. A Perfect Day. Leaning against the aft rail of an East 10th street car one morning when the temperature was below zero, was a big fellow in a fur-lined overcoat and a fur cap. As the car proceeded down-townward It, of course, became jammed with humanity. Girls finally crowded in among the men on the back platform. The man in the fur cap smiled and then, across the crisp zeroio air, wafted the whistled notes of "A Perfect Day." "Listen to that guy whistle 'A Per fect Day,' " remarked a half frozen back-platformer. "I don't know wheth er he's whistling it as a compliment to his furs or to the fact that there are ladies on the back platform." Indianapolis News. Did that itching keep you awake last night? And how can you expect to Bleep tonight unless you do something to re lieve the trouble? Eczema and other itching skin troubles don't often heal themselves. But it Is surprising how quickly Resinol Ointment heals sick skins. Almost daily we hear from a skin sufferer who says "Resinol Ointment stopped my itching at once and I got the first good night's sleep I had had in weeks. Now my skin is well." Res inol Ointment is sold by all druggists. Thales of Miletus. The first scientific thinker was Thales of Miletus, born about 636 B. C. He was the first to attempt a logi cal solution of material phenomena without resorting to mythological rep resentation. In other words, Thales was the first man, so far as we know, to try to find out the actual truth con cerning the world we live in, its ori gin, constitution and destiny. Exchange. Exactly. C. E., 16 I can toll how much water runs over Niagara Falls to a quart. Queen Well, how much? C. E., 16 Two pints. Texas Long-horn. A Christmas Present It wasn't much as things befell And didn't cost much pelf, But still it pleased him pretty well, Tho gift ho gave himself. Naturally. "This year is going to be lucky be cause it is not an even number." "That's odd." Baltimore American Logic. "You said your wonderful death- dcalliig inventions would make war impoBBible." "Well," answered the great Inven tor ruefully, "If everybody on earth Is eventually killed off, there can't be any more war, can there?" Value Decreased. "A fine dog you have there, Jones." "I'll sell him to you for f5." "All right. Is he intelligent?" "Intelligent? Wby that dog knows as much as I do." "Oh, I'll give you l for him." Bos ton Transcript. To keep clean and healthy take Dr. Pierce's -Pleasant Pellets. They regu late liver, bowels and stomach. HAVE DARK HAIR AND LOOK YOUNG Nobody can Tell when you Darken Gray, Faded Hair with Sage Tea. QonQQ Every Niqht For Constipation Headdche.Indigcstion.ctc ERANDRETH PILLS Safe and Sure J P. N. U. No. II, 1017.' Grandmother kept her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and attraetlve with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Whenever hor hair took on that dull, faded or streakod appearance, this slmplo mixture was applied with won derful effect. By asking at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound," you will got a large bot tle of this old-time recipe, Improved by the addition of other Ingredients, all ready to use, for about 50 cents. This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist says everybody uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound now because It darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it has been ap plied It's so easy to uso, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning tho gray hair disappears; after an other application or two, It is restored to its natural color and looks glossy, soft and beautiful. This preparation is a delightful toilet requisite. It Is not Intended for the oure, mitigation or prevention of disease. Trying to Oblige. "What's your name, my poor man?" asked the kind-hearted woman. "Lady," replied Plodding Pete, un blushlngly, "mo name is 'Lord Regi nald Courtenay Thorpe.' " "Are you sure that's your name?" "No. I jes' thought it 'ud be a nice name fur you to use if you wanted to put do fact dat you had given me a sandwich an' a cup o' tea In de soci ety news." Washington Star. GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS" TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm tender little Stomach, liver and bowels. Look at the tongue, mother I It coated, r little one's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever Ish, stomach Bour, breath bad; has sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undi gested food and sour bile gently moves out of its little bowels without grip ing, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist tor a 50 cont bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which contains f ill directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. All cock PLASTERS TV uij-, CmMut xitrjJ A'.awdy. Pain In Side, Rheumatism, Backache, -Any Local Pain. Inslit on Having ALLCOCK'S. M Generosity. "What do you think of our friend, the efficiency expert?" "He's a wonder. He's something like a fortune teller I once knew. He could make a colossal fortune on his own account If he were not so gener ous about selling precious informa tion at nominal fees." Washington Star. I I WEEDS ARE INJURIOUS Weeds are Injurious to man In the following ways: 1. They crowd out the grow ing crop. 2. They consume the moisture necessary for a crop. 3. They consume the mineral or other food elements essential to a crop. 4. They pull down the crop. B. The seeds are difficult to re move. 6. They harbor Insects. 7. They harbor parasitic fungi. 8. They prevent the proper cul tivation of the soil. 0. They may cause conditions which breed disease. 10. They may poison the soli. 11. They stop drains. 12. They poison animals and man. CARROTS USEFUL FOR STOCK Best Use of Crop Made by Feeding to Cattle Good Results Secured In Feeding to Horses. Dairy cattle can make better use of rarrots than any other class of farm live stock, although they can be fed to the horses with good results. It might also pay to feed limited quan tities of them to the hogs, while they tire an excellent feed for nil classes uf sheep. Unless the cows are receiv ing silage they will make good use of 10 or 15 pounds of these roots daily and if receiving silage the addition of tour or five pounds of carrots to the ration will be beneficial. Two or three limes n week the horses may be given ii few pounds each of the sliced roots. They are relished greatly by these ani mals and In lluftted quantities have it good effect on the bowels. Like most roots and tubers, carrots are too bulky to make un especially good feed for hogs, but a few added to the ration from time to time, if the animals prove to like them, will add to its pulatubil- ty. Suckling ewes and growing lambs enn be given an amount of carrots equaling the grain ration with good results. Given under proper condition to the various classes of farm live stock, carrots provide n valuable though usu ally a rather expensive source of feed. POULTRY WANT WATER FIRST Irate Client I never saw a case so wretchedly bungled. You acted the fool, sir. Imperturbable Lawyer That's all right. I was acting for you, wasn't I? Boston Transcript. Poor Advertising Medium. Caller As an advertising medium your newspaper isn't worth shucks. I put an ad in last week and didn't get a single answer, not one. Advertising Manager That's too bad! How was your advertisement worded? Caller "A poor young man wants a pretty wife who can do her own house keeping." Boston Transcript. "This is a great character in Dick ensthe Artful Dodger. I love the story." "An automobile story, eh?" Kan sas City Journal. THICK, GLOS8Y HAIR FREE FROM DANDRUFF Girls! Try Itl Hair gets ft, fluffy and beautiful Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderlne. If you care for heavy hair that glis tens with beauty and Is radiant with life; has an incomparable softness and is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne. Just one application doubles the beauty f your hair, besides i imme diately dissolves every particle of dandruff. You can not have nice heavy, healthy hair if vou have dan druff. This destructive scurf robs the hair of Us lustre, its strength and its very life, and if not overcome it pro duces a feverishness and it bins of the Bcalp; the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderlne from "ny drug store and Just try It Very Puzzling. Eddie, who had always attended a Baptist Sunday school, was taken on a visit to Sunday school at a Metho dist church. "Mamma, how is this?" ho said. "I thought you said this was a Mefodlst Sunday school." "So It is, my dear." "Well, but, mamma, the lesson was all about John the Baptist."- During Winter, First Thing Fowl Does on Leaving Roost Is to Make Search for Drink. In winter, ns in summer, the first thing a fowl does when It leaves the roost Is to hunt the water pan, and neurly the last thing before going on the roost is to drink. If the water be Icy cold they will cnt the drinking short, but if warm they will drink plenty. If the weather be freezing, several times n day 1 go around with the boiling ten kettle warming up the water. About three In the afternoon, as I have for years noticed, the laying hens hunt the shell or lime supply. At any time In the day they pick at charcoal. They will try to break this up themselves, but will eat more of It If you keep It hammered Into tiny bits. Exchange. PLAN FOR BURNING STUMPS Two Holes Are Bored Into Wood So That They Will Intersect Live Coals Start Fire. For burning the big stumps of fir and similar timber In the Pacific north west two holes are bored so that they will Intersect deep within the wood. A 14-lnch nuger Is used In making the holes. The bark Is skinned off be- I m IiiinoTE-. i ' WfSSi Mff III ii PARrA -StrAOVE KnV. . 'I ill SHOULD IE jjyn g llfiW Madras W. L. DOUGLAS "the shoe that holds its shape" $3 $3.50 $4 $4.50 $5 $6 $7 & $8 anf8rwn Save Money by Wearing W. L. Douglas shoes. For sale by over 9000 shoe dealers. The Best Known Shoes in the World. W. L. Douglas riame and the retail price is stamped on the bot tom of all shoes at the factory. The value ii guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoe.,. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. They -are always worth the price paid for them, f I 'he quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America. Tney are made in a wUl-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men. all workine with an honest determination to make the best shoes tor the price that money can buy. Af-k your shoe dealer for W. Cm Douglas shoes. If he can- (! nut supply yon Witt. Hie Kind you u.uu, ihho no mi hit make, Write for InteroHting booklet explaining; how to get Bhoeaof tho highest standard of quality for the price. wy return man, poHtago lree. j ?-- 1 Pre,l,lOT,tfw.I..DoUKlaShoeCo., stamped on Hie bottom. lgs gpari st., Brockton, Maaa. Boys' Shoes Cest in the World $3.00 $2.50 & $2.00 He used a pebble in his day. to keep . bis mouth moist 1 , iar wt use mm HBTBIr.V,'. WW WRIGLEXS gives us a wholesome, antiseptic, refreshing confection to take the place of the cave man's pebble. We help teeth, breath, appetite, digestion and deliciously soothe mouth and throat with this welcome sweetmeat. The Wrigley Spearmen want to send you their Book of Gum-ption. Send a postal for it today, Wm. Wrigley Jr. Co., 1732 Keener Building, Chicago. The Flavor Lasts! 732 r.il I lata. U III aaa low 1 art la a- 1 ? I For Burning Stumps. tween the two holes. Red-hot coals are pushed down the holes to the lntersec tlon and the fire Is started well within the stump. After the part marked "A Is burned out the fire Is kept up by means of litter, bark and chunks. APPLE TREES FOR FIREWOOD LISTEN TO THIS! SAYS CORNS LIFT RIGHT OUT NOW You corn-pestered men and women need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes that nearly killed you before, says this Cincinnati authority, because a few drops of freezone applied directly on a tender, aching corn or callus, stops soreness at once and soon the corn or hardened callus loosens so it can be lifted out, root and all, with out pain. A small bottle of freezone costs very little at any drug store, but will positively take oft every hard or soft corn or callus. This should be tried, as It is inexpensive and is said not to irritate tho surrounding skin. If your druggist Mini any freezone tell him to get a small bottle for you from his wholesale drug house. It is fine stuff and acts like a charm every time. Ca.A Granulated Eyelids. 2PfjFB Eve. inflamed by expo- quickly relieved by Marine te fit re to Saa, Oust and Wipe My relieved by Marine Kernes). No Smarting, lust Lve Comfort. A Your Druggist's SOc per Bottle. Marhw Eye SalrainTubea2;c. ForBeekellkcEyeFrecaik Druggists or Marine Eye Keactiy Co., CUcaaa Eyes Cut Down All Undesirable Specimens to Keep Family Warm Save Ma terial for Handles. It Is n fact that (here are thousands of apple trees In this country that would make first-rnte firewood, but as fruit bearers they are miserable fall ores. Cut down all such. If any have ma terlal for handles for tools, of course save the timber. Use the rest to keep your family warm these blustery days. KEEP FARM EQUIPMENT BUSY Prosperity Begins When Farmer Real izes He Is Business Man Fac tory Conditions Prevail. The aim of a factory Is to keep the equipment busy ns many hours In the week and ns many weeks In the year 11s possible. The same needs to be done on the farm. Prosperity begins when the farmer realizes that he is n business man and Hint his farm is a factory. VARIETIES OF LITTLE CORN Flint and Flour Unpopular on Account of Many Small Ears and Difficulty of Harvesting. Flint and flour varieties of corn fre quently produce heavier yields than dent varieties under droughty condi tions. They are unpopular, however, on ac count of the many small ears and the difficulty of husking. When harvested be animals this difficulty Is overcome. If you have a sick cow or one that Is not thriving and producing as she should, why not break away from the worry and uncertainty right now get a package of Kow-Kure, the. great cow medicine, from your druggist or f.1,,,1 ,7nnl..r nnrl nrnva for Yourself that it has no eaual In the treatment o most cow aliments. r tkf,(,ar,rlH nt forma Knw-KrtrB rruards the herd against the ravages of Abortion, Barreness, Retained After- Hffillr Vnvnr SUlAUMh. tinP H'H. fitC. YOU OOn t noetl tO use Kow-Kure on faith; a trial will show decided, visible Improve ment Put it to a test invest toaay in a ouo or i.vu imuis.a.se. oenu for our free treatise, "The Home Cow Doctor." DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO.. IVrndonvUle. Vc. The cornerstone laying had been a brilliant success. The weather was fine, the speeches eloquent, the music impressive. The master of ceremon ies was very well satisfied with him Belf, yet with the dispersal of the crowd he became strangely excited. Hurriedly he sought the master ma son. ' , - "Is it possible to lift the corner stone again?" he asked. "I am afraid not, sir," said the ma son. "Have you a particular reason for asking?" "I have," said the master of cere onles. "I've left my hat in the recep tacle along wiyi the records." Not So Wrong. A Russian applicant for naturaliza tion papers was asked, "What is the constitution of the United States?" "Rugged and healthy," he answered. Of course there is a laugh, but still he said something. Washington Herald. New Creature. "The woman of today Is a most practical and resourceful creature," said the man who has known a few. "What makes- you think so?" a friend asked. "The unsentimental attitude of a girl I know. I told her that she had inspired some of my best poems. She dhjn't say a word about the poems, but she wrote to my publisher for a percentage of the royalties." "I don't think it pays to fight other people's battles." "That's, right; unless you happen to be a lawyer." Boston Transcript. SOUR, ACID STOMACHS, GASES OR INDIGESTION Each "Papa's Diapepsln" Digests 3000 grain food, ending all stomach misery In five minutes. Time It! In fl minutes all stom ach distress will go. Ho indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape's Diapepsin is noted for Its speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest stomach rem edy in the whole world and besides it is harmless. Put an end' to stomach trouble forevfer by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pares Diapepsin Its Way. "The thermometer has a very hu man way of behaving." "How is that?" "When it once begins to take a drop it falls by degrees." Baltimore American. The Trouble. "Why are you moving from your suburban home?" "I'm run down," "Malaria?" "No; gossiping neighbors." Boston Transcript Guess What Edith My brother says that your new beau is In the stock market Is he a bull or a bear? Betty Well, I don't Just know; but he has some of the bear's proclivities. Exchange. Anticlpatea Them. "My husband Is very devoted; he anticipates my every wish." "So does my husband mine; when ever he thinks I am going to ask him for something he lights out" Boston Transcript Reduces Bursal Enlargements, Thickened, Swollen Tissues, Curbj, Filled Tendons, Sore ness from Bruises or Strains; anna fiM-; f .11 i ,.ua uiu uiuuiih, Allays jmiii. m Does not blister, remove the hair or fay up the bone. $2.00 a bottle at druggists or delivered. Book 1 M free. AUSURBINE, JR., for mankimi- from any drug store. You realise in t tntiseptichniment for bruises, cuts, wounds, five minutes how needless it is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest and moat harmless stomach doctor in the world. strains, rdftiiul, swollen veins or glands. It heals and soothe. 11.00 a bottle at drug gists or postpaid. Will tell vou more ii yon write . Made in th V. 8. A. by I. F. rouse, P.D.F., n Ta,l, H, Vfils, Hasa.