Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1916)
YOU CAN BE A BETTER TEACHER By Training Yourself Professionally at the OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL MONMOUTH, OREGON Oregon's School for Oregon Teachers You will learn what to teach and how to teach. The achool prepares you for elementary work in city and country Bchools. Every mem ber of the faculty has professional preparation. COURSES Professional, Supervisor, Rural and Primary. First Semester Begins Sept. 11, 1916. Learn more about your professional possibilities, tells. The Registrar has one for you. The 1916 catalogue Write for it. o Double Tread Puncture Proof Tires Mode from your old ones. Last long as Brand New TII1ES Writ ua. OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. (60 Weshina-ton St, Portland, Ota REDUCED FREIGHT RATES To and f nun all points on household g-oods, pianos, and automobiles. Information cheerfully given. Pacific Coast Forwarding Co., Portland, Ore5 HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We wit al you ttavt. Write lor price and shipping tigs THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore., Seattle, Wa If you eannot eome to Ls Portland to ret your r-9 eyes fitted, I will send Jou my method of tent- K Ttfr A. nir eye by moil. Not i JrJ'l u desfrsble aa person- ,PW Zip al service but much f I better than going with- m I nut trlsMBeR needed or gM FISK TEACHERS AGENCY. Teachers for all kindB of teaching positions. Prnmnt. roHi to all Inuuiriea. We furnish the bent teachers for all positions. Send address and we will mail you full particulars. J. N. ELLIOTT. 614 Journal Bidg., Portland, Oregon. cffll ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought, Sold, Rented and R.palred WALKEK ELECTRIC WOUKB Buraside, cor. 10th. Portland, On. FLOOD DAMAGE IN CAROLINAS LARGE Hundreds Homeless and Many Persons Believed Drowned. STREAMS ARE RISING RAPIDLY twin to fit yourself. Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, th. Jeweler-Optician, 266 Morrison St, Portland, Oregon Oregon Hernia Institute Rupture treated mechanically. Private fitting rooms. Highent testimonials. Re sult guaranteed. Call or write. JOHNSON A UMBARCER 411-412 Alisky Building, Portland. Oregon HERE'S ANOTHER Letter from satisfied Shipper. Bull Run. On. March 4, 1916. HAZELWOOD CO., Portland. Dear Sirs: I have been shipping to your plant now going on 3 yeara and have always found you satisfactory. Have tried other planta but found HAZELWOOD THE BEST, and always rend your letters and pamphlets with Interest. Hope you receivo the o gals, or cream i snip uraay. Respectfully. O. A. C. Original on file in our office for inspection. Won't YOU become one of our Satisfied shippers! HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND Portland Y.M. C. A. Auto School Day and night classes. Expert training In repairing, driving and machine work, Including forge, lathe, shapor, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WRITE US. Lord Palmerston's Wit. A a fni amnrr renartee. savs a cor respondent, there waB the case of Lord Pulmnratnn Olirm. Rfl A VOUnK Irish peer, he was seeking, as Irish peers may, election to the houBe of com mnn. "Will vnu Riinnnrt such and such a measure If returned?" shouted an elector at one of ram s meetings Then a scene followed. "I will," anil) Palmerston. at which half the nlonM ohmirnrl "Not." Continued his lordship, amid vociferous counter cheering; "Tell you!" Then tnewnoie crowd roared Its ribs out London Chronicle. His Retort. "T nrluh vim unra morn likrt Mr Brown. Ho gives his wife everything she asKB ior. "Perhaps I could be If you were more like MrB. Drown and didn't ask for everything in sight." Detroit Free l'ress. ALL FARM ACCOUNTS 8H0ULD BE STANDARDIZED Oregon Agricultural College, Corval Us. Managing a business without ac counts is like steering a ship without a compass or driving a horse without reins, Bald Dean J. A. Bexell In a lec ture before the graduate school of ag riculture at Amherst, Massachusetts, on July 10. The secret or success was said to He in a knowledge of past events and ability to utilize the knowledge In bus iness operations, Every succeBsiui farmer Is Involved In a variety of fl nanctal transactions and must observe established business methods. In or der to be most useful farmers' ac counting methods should be standard ized. The key note of modern business efficiency is standardization. This is seen in the interchangeable parts of machinery and other articles, and con trol of railroads and other public util ities through uniform government re ports, and conservation eft human en ergy by scientific management. It is lust as necessary that business meth ods of the farm be standardized and uniform as the business methods of factory. If the production of farm commodi ties Is going to keep pace with the in creasing demand, farm accounts must be kept and kept in a systematic, uni form way. If accounting systems are standard ized they will serve as a basis for com paring success and failure of neighbor ing farms with a view to correct the mistakes. With the young farmer just starting In business the standardized accounts would serve as a partial sub stitute for experience. ' Contrary to the usual understanding of the matter the subject of farm ac counts Is not now, but was discussed frequently by the ancients, especially Pliny and Cicero. Property Loss Is $10,000,000 Rail ways and Telegraph Lines De . moralized Five Perish. Atlanta, Ga. Serious floods in North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia Sunday caused five known deaths, rend ered hundreds homeless and damaged property and crops to the extent of $10,000,000, according to early esti mate, and demoralized railway, tele graph and telephone communication. Following the hurricane that struck the South Atlantic coast Thursday, un precedented rains have fallen, driving rivers and smaller streams from their banks and imperilling many lives. The French Broad river has broken from its course near Asheville, flood ing factories and homes in the lower nart of the city. At Biltmore three persons Captain u. u Lipe, miss Nellie Lipe and Mrs. Leo Mulholland were drowned when the Lipe house was flooded. The Vanderbilt estate at Biltmore was not damaged. Two persons were drowned at Ashe ville while trying to get food to flood refugees in the second story of the Glenn Rock hotel. Throughout Western Carolina the situation is reported serious. Two dams at Hendersonville collapsed, re leasing great volumes of water, and fears are felt for the big dam at Lake Toxaway. The Southern Kail way Drldge over the Catawba river at Belmont, N. C, has been washed away, carrying 10 or 12 workmen into the river. Whether they were drowned has not been learned. An Accountant. "Why do you call Bllggins an export accountant ; "HnnHtiflA of his asstimntlons of ox traordlnary wisdom. There isn't any phenomenon In the universe that he doesn't assume to be able to account for." Washington Star. DRS. HEDLUND, SKIFF t MILLER, DENTISTS, TaVe pleasure In announcing that they are lo cated at 4(tti-4oU Morgan lildg., (4th floor), Wash Ington at Broadway, Portland, Ore., where they will be pleasi-d to meet thir friends and patients. These offices will Iw conducted on a policy of serv- Ika at miuWat. iiri.'Pn tt that Its-lit of our ability. We always Htstu. rwUnd our work, as we know that satisfied patient it, and shall always be the bust asset. Dr. Elof T. Hedluid, Dr. Seymour S. Stilt Dr, J. Howard Miller, DENTISTS. Telephone, Marshall 96. AUTO WRECKING PARTS FOR 1-2 Parts over SO makes and models, at half the reg ular pries. Buy your used auto parts from an old-established and reputable dealer, who baa a reputation to protect and conduct the largest parts store arfd carries the largest complete as sortment of used auto parte of any company this side of Chicago. Our prices are less, and for this reason we outsell all others. All parte are guar anteed to be In first-class condition. MOTOR PARTS MFG. CO. Incorporated. 323-325-327 BURNS1DE ST, PORTLAND, OIL Ship Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce To tha Old Reliable Rverdlng house with a record of 46 yeara of Stiuar. Dealings and b. assured of Top Market Prices. F. E CR0NKH1TE, 45-47 Fro St. PORTLAND, ORE Complete House for Only $75 For a homestead, seaside and mountain ram mer resorts, there is nothing that will beat our 2-room bungalow. This bouse is made of good quality coast fir lumber, the house being 20x10 feet in size, divided into two rooms to suit the repulrementa of the purchaser; has 2 doors, 6 windows, porch 4x4, and galvanised steel chimney. A hammer, wrench, and screw driver ia all that is needed to erect. Our mill price direct from factory to you is only $75. ' Millmade Construction Co.. 504 Hood Stmt, PORTLAND, OREGON New and Second-hand BAGS Burlap and Twine. Tell your dealer you want WINKLE MAN'S QUALITY SECONDS." the Bag for Service. Have him write our nearest house. WINKLEMAN BAG BURLAP CO.. 171 Front St.. Tacoma. Wash. Portland. Oregon. Oldest and Largest Second-hand Bag Dealer in the Northwest QUA1ITY THE NEW PERKINS HOTEL Special Summer Rates Court Room, Single, 75c; Double, $1. Outside Room, Single, $1; Double, $1.50 (Bath privilege Included) Rooms with Private Bath, Single, $1.50; Double, $2.00. (When you Register Ask the Clerk for Summer Rates.) Auto'Bus Meet. Tralna. AD Can from Union Depot Pass Our Doors. NEW PERKINS HOTEL Cor. Washington A Fifth Sts., PORTLAND. ORE How Delia Managed. A great deal of noise arose In the nursery one morning, and since it gave no promise of subsiding, Mrs. (Mull hurried in that direction. She found the baby howling with might and main and the new nursemaid sit ing calmly by. "Well, Delia, this Is a terrible noise!" cried Mrs. Odell angrily. What is the matter? Can't you keep the baby quiet!" "Sliure, mum:' replies tne gin, "Dut I can't keep him quiot unless I let htm make a noise, mum." Cook Would Stay Awhile. "John, are you sure It Is safe on this yacht?" "Yes, my love." "And you know how to sail It?" "My sailing master does." "How long will It take us to cross?" "About two weeks." "Oh, dear. There's so much to wor ry about on a yacht." "There's one thing that needn't cause you any worry, "What's that?" "The cook can't leave until we get to port." Brooklyn Citizen. do Father's Tip. "Wish to marry my daughter, you? Take my advice, don't." ' "But why, sir?" "I have noticed evidence of Insanity In her lately." "Good heavens I What evidence?" "She says she wants to marry you." BoBton Transcript Something Missing. Daughter What's the matter, fath er? You look worried. Father (Just retired from business) Woll, you see, my dear, I've never been without things to worry me be fore and it bothers me. Boston Tran script. P. N. O, No. SO, 1916 WHEN vrltlaa- U advertisers, ileus I " Moa this paner. El Aiming High, But Surely. The new night watchman at the col lege had noticed some one using the big telescoue. Just then a star fell. "Ilegorra," said the watchman, "that fellow sure is a crack shot! Wind sor Magaiine, Charlotte. N. C Eighteen men, 14 of whom are construction officials and employes of the Southern Railway, and four linemen of the Western union Telegraph company, were missing Sun day night and are believed to be either drowned or marooned in trees on me Catawba river about 12 miles from Charlotte. The river is rising rapidly. One Slain, One Wounded in Tacoma Strike Battle; Two Shot in Seattle Tacorrm. Wash. Rangval Leinann, a strikebreaker, was shot and killed and Sam Jones, a union longhsoreman, sustained a probably fatal gunBhot wound In a pitched battle Sunday, when union men attacked an automo bile carrying nonunion workers to the Milwaukee docks. Four men were in the automobile re turning from the city to the docks when they were ambushed near the Eleventh-street bridge by about 15 strikers. The latter began hurling bricks at the occupants of the auto mobile and when the drivers put on more speed a Bhot rang out. Leinann. who had a revolver but who had not been able to use it, ac cording to the others in the car, fell over dead. One ol tne otner occu pants, which one the police have not been able to learn, picked up the dead man s gun ana returned cne nre, wounding James. The automobile turned and sped for the central police station with the body of the strikebreaker, while the strik ers, who had a car standing near the scene of the shooting, rushed James to a hospital. Seattle, Wash. Two men were shot, but not dangerously wounded, and third was severely beaten, during fight between 16 non-union longshore men and strike sympathisers at the Pike Place Public Market Saturday night. Several other men received less serious injuries. F. A. Webb, a butter and egg deal er, in the market, was struck in the leg by a stray bullet. William uarke, unoin longshoreman, was shot in the lee. O. W. Bridgefarmer, a special policeman employed as a guard at Pier 6, was seriously beaten ana kicked. Train Kills Three In Auto. Tacoma, Wash Three persons were killed and two injured when a Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul passenger train crashed into an automobile on a rail road crossing near Sumner about 8:30 o'clock Sunday night The dead are John Coginske, Mrs. John Coginske and Ed Able. The injured are: An drew Coginske, fractured ribs and scalp wounds, and C. E. Carlson, su perficial injures about the head. All are from South Tacoma and were re turning to the city from a day's outing when the accident occurred. V-Trap Set for U-Boat. Norfolk.'.Va. At least three British and French cruisers are off the Vir ginia eapea waiting for the Deutsch land to go out into the Atlantic on the way back to Germany, and for the Bremen, said to ba en route from Kiel. One of the warships came within six miles of Cape Henry Sunday. In coming steamers report sighting for eign warships in all directions off the Virginia coast indicating that a V shaped pocket is being formed in which it is hoped to catch the Deutsch-land. Kn.w Her Ways. "Well,' I must be going, old man. I've an appointment to meet my wife." "She probably wont be there." "Oh, she will, just about. I'm twe hours late." Boston Transcript The market value of "silk" socks manufactured from sawdust In the United States during 1MB was equal to the total approprtutlon tor admlai istering the national forests. No. Too Tolerant. Bishop Conrad said at a dinner In NewDort News: Some folks regard tbelr sins in too generous and tolerant a way. They're like Cal Clay. I said to Cal one day: 1 'Calhoun, my man, Gen. Douglas has positive proof that you looted his chicken house last week, i snouia think you'd be ashamed to take com munion after such a rascally deed as that' 1 'Mah eoo'ness. sah, said Cal re proachfully, 'Ah wouldn' let a f jw measly chickens stand 'twlxt me an1 de Lawd's table!' " Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the original little liver pills put up 40 years ago. They regulate liver ana ooweis. Secret Worth Buying. Mr. Rounder (at police statlrn) Can I see the burglar who was arrest ed for breaking into my house last night? Chief (hesitatingly) Well, I don'i know. What do you want to see him about? Rounder Oh, there's nothing secret about it I Just want to find out how he managed to get into the house with out waking my wife. Boston 'trans cript. Ouch. They were sitting In a secluded cor ner of the veranda, For a long time neither of them had spoken. Suddenly he took her little hand in his. His voice was choked with emotion as he said: "Do you think you could ever learn to love a man "Yes," she interrupted in a soft whisper. "Bring on your man." New York World. True View. The late James J. Hill, the railroad king, was a man of buoyant optimism. "Failure," he once said in an ad dress to railway men, "failures are al ways pessimists. Successes, on the other hand, are optimists. Which Is right?" He paused, then added: "It's easier to slip down hill than to climb up, but the view, remember, Is at the top." Sometimes Apply It Lightly. For cuts, burns, scalds, sores and onen wounds always apply Hanford Balsam lightly, but be sure that it covers and gets to the bottom of the wound. A few light applications are generally all that is needed to heal this class or aimcuiues. auv. I OWE MY HEALTH Flames Threaten Athens. Paris The fir which destroyed th summer residence of King Constant! n of Greece, situated at Tatoi, on the outskirts of Athens, is still raging in th forest in which th royal chateau stood. A Havas dispatch from Athens savs it is feared the name will reach the city. Among those who lost their lives in the fir were Colonel de la Part, of the engineers: M. Chryssos- nathia. th head of the royal secret service and 20 soldiers. - f 1 pgr i To Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg- e table Compound. Waahineton Park. Ill "I am th mother of four children and have suf fered with female trouble, backach, nervous spells and the blues. My chil dren's loud talking and romping would make me so nervous I could just tear everything to pieces and I would ache all over and feel so sick that I would no want anyone to talk to ma at times. Lydia E. Pinkham Vamtahla Comnound and Liver Pills re stored m to health and I want to thank van fnr tha eaod thev have done ma. I have had Quite a bit of trouble and worn but it does not affect my youth ful look. My friends say Why do you look so voumr and well ? ' I owe It all to th Lvdia E. Pinkham remedies. Mrs. Robt. Stopikl, Moor Avenue, Washington Park, Illinois. W wish every woman who suffer from feme) troubles, nervousness. backach or the blues could see the let ters written by women made well by Ly dia E. Pinkham' Vegetable Compound. If vou have any symptom about which yon would like to know writ to the lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass., for helpful advic given free of Cavarge, NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS i Blasted Out Portland Wheat Bluestem, 79c per bushel; fortyfold, 97c; club, 86c; red Fife, 86c; red Russian, 86c Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $23 24 per ton; valley timothy, $1922; alfalfa, $1415. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $26 26.60 per ton; shorts, $2929.60; rolled barley, $31.5O32.50. Corn Whole, $37 per ton, ; cracked $38. Vegetables Artichokes, 75c$lper dozen; tomatoes, $1.50(3)1.65 per crate; cabbage, $22.26 per hundred; garlic, lc per pound; peppers, 25c; eggplant lc; horseradish, 8ic; lettuce, $11.25 per crate; cucumbers, $11.25 per box; rhubarb, lj2c per pound; peas, cauliflower, $1.25 per crate; beans, 57Jc per pound; celery, $1.10 1.25 per dozen; corn, 56c per dozen. Potatoes Old, $1.60(5)1.65 per sack; new, 221c per pound. Onions California red and yellow, $33.25 per sack. Green Fruits Apples, new, $1.75 per box; cherries, 47c per pound; cantaloupes, $2.75 3.76 per crate; peaches, 75c$l per box; watermel ons, lj2c per pound; figs, $11.60 per box; raspberries, $11.Z5 per crate; plums, $1.151.50 per box; prunes, $1.251.60; loganberries. 60c $1 per crate; blackcaps, $1.501.76; currants, $11.25; pears, $2.763 per box. Eggs Oregon ranch, Exchange price, current receipts, 23jc per dozen. Jobbing prices: Oregon ranch, can dled, 25c; selects, 26c. Poultry Hens, 1415c per pound; broilers, 1718c; turkeys, live, 20 22c; ducks, 1216c; geese, 9llc. Butter Cubes, extras, no bid; prime firsts, 24c. Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 2729c; butterfat No. 1, 26c; 2, 24c; Portland. Veal Fancy, 1212sc per pound. Pork Fancy, 1010Jc per pound. Hops 1915 crop, 8llc per pound; 1916 contracts, nominal Wool Eastern Oregon, fine, 23Z6c per pound; coarse, 8032c; valley, SO 33c. Cascara Bark Old and new, 4c per pound. rB..!a Cfln.. nknld 7 RflS Wfl good, $6.757.26; cows, choice, $6.25 (o)6. 50: good, $5.606.25; heifers, $4 (3)6.50; bulls, $35; stags, $4.606. Hoes Prime light .zu w B.tsu; good to prime, $7.758.10; rough heavy, $7.507.75; pigs and skips, $6.607.10. Sheep Yearlings, $6036.50; weth ers, $5.50)6.&u; ewes, 4.7D(g)D.zD; lambs, $68.25. Northwest Wheat Crop Estimated at 55,000,000 Bushels The wheat crop of the Pacific North west is estimated by grainmen at from 54, 000, 000 to 66, 000, 000 bushels. The remarkable improvement made in the past few weeks justifies them in rais ing their estimates to these figures. At the present time the weather could not be better for filling out ancl Slow ing reports are coming in from sections. As to the future prices, the situa tion is as uncertain as it ever was, but one thing seems sure that is that the market will be on the basis of Chi cago. The tendency now is to get on a parity with the East The late Chi cago bulge put that market up about 7 cents, whereas prices here have ad vanced only about 3 cents. The coast market is not yet on the Chicago par ity, but it is not far from it. Ship 12 Cars Fruit Daily. Puyallup, Wash. With more than 8000 berry pickers in the valley and the berries ripening very fast Presi dent W. H. Paulhamus, of the Fruit Growers' association, said that the association will ship a dozen cars of berries a day for the coming week. About 2000 pickers can still be used in the valley, Mr. Paulhamus esti mates. Ranchers in the vicinity of Puyallup are in greater need of pick ers than are Sumner ranchers, because most of the Puyallup berries are Ant- werps and Marlboro, and ripen much faster than the Cuthberts. Umatilla Crop Promising. Pendleton, Or. With harvest Umatilla county a week or two late, predictions are that a much larger crop will be harvested than was expected short time ago. The cold spring was great hindrance to growing grain, but recent rains, followed by warm days have brought out the crops wonder fully, especially in the lighter grain sections. Wheat and barley are ripen ing rapidly. Usually cutting begins in most of the wheat sections shortly af ter July 10, but it is reported little will be cut this year before August 1, Quinault Pack Will Be Normal Aberdeen, Wash. The' estimated pack of Quinault salmon during the season now drawing to a close is 16, 000 cases of half-pound cans. This about a normal pack, although last season 40,000 cases were packed, due to the largest run of salmon ever ex perienced on the Quinault river. The price paid for salmon this year was more than double that paid last season. This was due to a salmon-buying war waged between the two local com panies and the Everett Packing eom- Pny. . Hay Harvest Start en Coast Marshfield, Or. Haying season, which come later on th Coast than elsewhere in Oregon, is in full swing and the crop is abundant The ranch ers on Coos river have been busy with their mowing machines for the past week, and the Coquille valley farmers are also harvesting their hay. Many Coos county stockraiser depend upon corn ensilage rather than hay and that crop will be gathered later in the year. Roseburg Shipping Sheep. Roaeburg,' Or. Mora than 1000 sheep were brought here Sunday by George Kohlhagen, preparatory to be ing shipped to the San Francisco mar kets. As many more were shipped California Saturday by Pelton A Selee- mann, local livestock buyers. You know the difficulty of getting the roots of stumps out with pullers, by burning, or by using explosives that merely shatter. You need explosives that not only shatter but also lift and heave that tear the roots and make clearing easy. You can save work, time and money by using FARMP0W1 STUMPINO AGRICULTURAL made by a Pacific Coast company, with SO years' experience, to meet Pacific Coast agricultural conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year by farmers who have proved they reduce stump blasting costs. There are two Giant Powders Eureka Stumping Powder, for use in dry work, and Giant Stumping Powder, for wet work. Ask your dealer for them. Test them alongside of any other explosive. Write us and we will have our nearest distributor supply you at lowest market prices with a trial case that will prove to you the economy of using Giant Farm Powders. Five Valuable Books Free We itsue five handsome, illustrated books to help you to blast cheaper and better books on Stump Blasting, Boulder Blasting, Tree Planting, Subsoil Blasting and Ditch Blasting. Any or all of these written by western men for western farmers will be sent on request. Choose the books that you prefer and write for them today. THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., olSiX. San Francisco " Everything for Blotting " BRANCH OFFICES i Seattla. Spokane. Portland, Salt Laka City, Dawrar "HEALTH" DR. KORINEK'S KOW KONDITIONER stimulates the generative organs and is a pow erful breeding tonic, insures easy calving and cleaning and prevents milk fever, inflamed bag and in fact any disease that may attack a cow when in a weakened condition. Kow Konditioner will increase the flow of milk 6 to 15 per cent without an increase in feeding. Dr. Korlnek's Calf Scour and Cholera Rem edy will insure your calves against calf scours, white scours and calf cholera, and make them thrifty. n. u..l. a Mn rm Hint. i!iimii1m tuive hundreds of cows yearly from dying of alfalfa ft clover bloat. Ask your dealer for KORINEK'S REMEDIES, they are guaranteed, or write to KORINEK REMEDY CO., Kenton station. Portland, Oregon Words Failed Her. The budding authoress had pur chased a typewriter, and one morning the agent called and asked: "How do you like your new type writer, madam?" It's wonderful! ' was the enthusias tic reply. "I wonder how 1 ever done my writing without it." "Would you mind," asKnd mo agent, giving me a lltllo testimonial to that effect?" "Certainly not," she responded. "I II do It gladly." Seating herself at tne macnino, sne pounded out the following: "After Using thee Automatid Back actlom atype write, er for thre emonth Iban d Over, I unites! ttattlngly pro noun cc it tobe all ad more than the e Manufacturss claim! for It. Durlnb the tint e been In myy possessio n$l three month it had more tha an paid paid for itsef In tlisee saVing off time e anl) laborr?" Everybody's Magazine. For frostbites use llanford's Bal sam. Adv. Adjustable Mathematics. "Figures prove" began the statis tlcal expert. 'Walt a minute, Interrupted Sena tor Sorghum. "You tell me what uucs tlon you are discussing and which side of It you are on and I'll tell you without the trouble of going through the calculation, just about what your figures are going to prove. Wash Ington Star. Advice. "There's one sure way to got along in this world. "What's that?" "Quit fretting about the - things someone else has and keep hustling for the things that so far no one has and you can get for yourself if you'n: first on the job. ueirou ree rress Cj Granulated eyelids, Jarrt5 Eyes inflamed by expo v" w uretoSua.DuslandwIni 1C . w1- quickly relieved by MsriM CVfiS EyeBeisedy. No Snorting. just Eye Comfort. At Vour Druggist's 50c per Bottle. HnrtasEy SBlveinTubes2Sc ForBSOsmiMtjerrwasa Druggists or Maria tye Beared Co., Caicago Thay Spread Kill All Flies! Plseed any wtaera.Delsy Ply Kltter attn. ,ti and kills all flics. Nt, oiauo, oro4vniantJ, corjveDieot, sndebejip. !MaUMMCI. IMI P metal, can t Dill 7 tip ovar; wIlTiwttoll w Injur ny thine. GoaraJVa t4ffctiT. Akft . Daisy Fly Killer oMbyd.lr.,or6M.t by .iprM,. preiwld, H.M. - MR.OIO SOMSSS, ISO O.K.I. ..., r.olr., . V. Making Matters Worse. "Your roof is leaking badly. What's wrong?" "The root was leaking and wo wrote to a number of roofing concerns. Each agent who came along took away a sample shingle." "Well?" "We haven't any roof now." Kan sas City Journal. Maintaining Discipline. "Discipline," said a government of ficial at a dinner In Washington, "na val discipline must be maintained at all cost. "They tell a story to Illustrate this. "A naval officer said to a seaman: " 'Wtlat idiot told you to dump that pile of dunnage there?' " 'It was the captain, sir,' the sailor &liSW6Tl6(l - f "'Humim!' said the officer.- 'Let It remain there, then, and take 12 hours in irons, my man, for calling tne cap tain an idiot.' "Washington Star. Pneumonia? Apply Hanford's Bal sam. Rub it on and rub it in thorough ly, until the skin is irritated. Adv. Utterly Worthless. "No, you can't marry him. He's too no-account" , -" "You ought not to say that, dad. He may have some good points that you have overlooked." "No chance. I mopped up the flooi with him just now a'nd be didn't even make a good mop." Kansas City Journal. A Born Leader. "That man was born to lead." "What makes you think so?" "Even his own daughters Obey him.' Detroit Free Press. - Defined. 'Ta, what's the difference between a patriot and a Jingo?" "A patriot, my son, is one whose bosom swells with pride of his coun try while in a jingo the swelling ap pears in his head." Boston Trans cript. Th Reason. "Say, Jim, why do they call th fel lers that drives the autos shovers?" "I guess it's because the folks what has 'em wants to be In the push." Baltimore American. If you Suffer from Backache, Lum bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism, Take Hot Water and "Anuric." American men and women must guard constantly against kidney trou ble, because we eat too much and all our food Is rich. Our blood Is filled with uric acid which the kidneys strive to filter out, they weaken from overwork, become sluggish; the elim inate tissues clog and the result Is kidney trouble, bladder weakness and a general decline In health. When your kidneys feel like lumps of lead, when your back hurts or the urine is cloudy, full of sediment, or you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night, when you suffer with sick headache or disiy, nervous soells. acid stomach, or you have rheumatism when the weather Is bad. get from your druggist "AN URIC." Because of uric acid In over abundance in the system, backach. pains here and there, rheumatism, gout, gravel, neuralgia and sciatica re-. Bult It was Dr. Fierce who discovered a new agent, called "Anuric" which will throw out and eradicate this urio acid from the system. Dr. Pierce be lieves "Anuric" to be 37 times more potent tban lithia, and consequently you need no longer fear muscular or articular rheumatism or gout, or many other diseases which are dependent on an accumulation of urio acid within -the body. Send Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, 10c tor trial package or $1.00 for full treatment "Anuric" ' Dr. Pierce's reputation is back ol this medicine and you know that his "Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his "Favorite Prescription" for the ill of women have had a splendid reputsi Uon for tha past 60 years. '