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I Fcr Sprains, Strains or Lameness t Always Kmp a BottU In . Your Stable Rab It In HAN FORD'S Balsam of Myrrh For Galls, Wire Cuts. Lameness, Strains, Bunches, Thrush. Old Sores. Nail Wounds, Foot Kot, Fi.hiln. RlAesJintr. Etc Etc. Made Since 186. Pries 2Se,g0eBd $1.00 . OR WRITE All Dealers sygars Most Too Light "Good morning!" Bald an old lady briskly, entering baker's shop. "Per mit me to compliment you on the lightness of your bread!" The bakor rubbed his hands and smiled benignly. "Thank you, madam!" he said fondly, but respectfully. "It Is my aim to bake the lightest bread in this city." "And you do It," said the old lady. "If It gets much lighter It'll take two of your pound loaves to weigh 16 ounces." New York Journal.. ' The prostrating cough tears down your strength. The clogged air-tubes directly af fect your lungs and speedily lead to pleurisy, pneumonia, coruumption. SCOTT'S EMULSION overcomes bronchitis In an easy, natural way. Its curative OIL-FOOD soothes the Inflamed membranes, relieves the cold that causes the trouble, and every drop helps to Jm strengthen your lungs. Ttgr M Drmltlt Han It Till 14-M REFUSE SUBSTITUTES JR M.mi,,ui'.'i)uii.iiniiiiH7snMtl HEADS OF ARMY AND NAVY APPROVE PIAN Major-Generals Bliss and Scott Support Secretary Garrison. UNIVERSAL MILITARY SERVICE IS IDEAL Advocates Organization of Reserve Corps of Officers and 500,000 Additional Trained Men. Portland Y. M. C. A. Auto School Day muI night ciuiM. Expert training In repairing, driving and machine work, Including forge, lathe, shaper, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS BUPI'LIED. WHITE US. Inoculate Legumes. The Department of Bacteriology of the University of Idaho Is now about to enter upon Its third year in supply Inn dependable cultures for the Inocu lation of seed previous to sowing. This time has been required to determine . the minimum price at which these cul tures could bo furnished. The depart ment has concluded, from this experi ence, that It can supply such cultures, delivered, at the nominal cost to the purchaser, of ten cents per acre. ; fTavs Henlthv. Stronar. Beautiful Eyes Oculiets aud Puyelciane ttaed tfuriue JCye Remedy many years before It was offered aa a Domeatlo Bye Medicine. Murine ia Still Com- Sounded by Our Physlolane and guaranteed j them aa a Reliable Belief for Urea that Need Care. Trj It In jour Ejea and In Baby'aByee No Smarting Jual Ejra Comfort. Buy Murine of your Druggist accept no eubatltute, and if IntereHted write for Boole of the Eye Free. UUiUNU BXU lUEaUCDX CO., CUiCAUO land-three Excused. "Are you aware," asked the lady, "that your room rent 1b weeks overdue?" "I'm awfully sorry," said the man who occupied the third floor hall room, "but the gaslight In my room is so dim that I haven't been able to read those little reminders you've been slipping under my door." Unsocial. "That new feller don't seem to give a heck for society," "What makes ye think so?" "Why, he's lived here fer a week and durned ef he's been down to see the train come in oucel" Browning's Magazine, ' ' DAIRY M. mri..,i y if r For "Backward" Cows II too hare tuch cow, bur a pack of Row Kursj .rom your feed dvaler or druMiit and uil tccorditif to direction!. You'll be surprised at tin difference It makes In her feneru. heslth and milk yield, Kow-Kure U especially recommended at a Sreventlve and cure fur Abortion, hurrenneia. Milk ever, Scourini, Lost Appetite. ttuaclass and other Common ailments Writ far free TraatlM, "Tha Hone Cow Doctor." DAIRT ASSOCIATION CO. Lyndonvlll-.Vt. Washington, D. C UnqualiBed sup port was elven Secretary Garrison's army plan before the senate military committee by Major General Scott and Major General Bliss, respectively chief and assistant chief of staff of the army. Both amplified statements made on the subject last week before the house committee. General Scott decarled the plan would save at least Ave months' time in building up an army of defense in a war emergency. He advocated Im mediate organization of a reserve corps of officers actually commissioned and BBBigned to the posts they would take In time of war. General Scott also urged that a quartermaster's re serve corns of enlisted men be formed to include mechanics of all kinds, tel egraphers, radio operators, motor ve hicle drivers and experts, teamsters, railway men and the like. A repre sentative of the American Legion, he said, had told him recently that15,000 men of this sort had been listed by the organization who were willing to en list in such a corps. Both of the generals expressed tne opinion that universal military service was the only "ideal democratic mem od of building an army, but thought the country would not tolerate the pro posal now. General Bliss said it was only talked of by army officers as an academic question on this account. DiBcussing the details ol tne various bills under consideraion, General Bliss said that the measure proposed by the War department was the only one which appeared satisfactory or which seemed to contemplate a definite pol icy. The War college division of the General Staff, he said, has fixed 600, 000 men, more or less trained, as the irreducible minimum necessary lor tne country's safety in the first shock of war. The proposal to increase the regular army to 250,000 as suggested in Sen ator Chamberlain's tentative bill, he added, was wholly Inadequate by it self. Moreover, he added, it was im possible to recruit a larger force than 140.000 men, as proposed dv secre tary Garrison for the regular army, without increasing pay or otherwise giving added Inducement. He read a report from the adjutant general de claring that It would be impossible to recuit even 200,000 men in peace times snd that the arevage maximum force that could be maintained was only 122,000. rive Negiois Are Hanged from limbs of One Tree in Georgia SylveBter, Ga. The death of five negroes, whose bullet-riddled bodies were found early Saturday morning hanging from a tree near Starkville, Ga., was held in a coroner's verdict to have been due to "strangulation and gunshot wounds at the hands of un known parties." There was no indica tion that any further investigation would be conducted. The negroes, accused of implication in the killing of Sheriff Moreland at Starkville, were taken from the jail here late Friday by a small party of men who gained access to the cells through a well-planned ruse and whiBked the five prisoners away in automobiles. They persuaded the sheriff to open the jail doors by asking permission to place a negro they brought with them in a cell for safe keeping, , The negro disappeared while the sheriff was being overpowered and efforts to locate him or learn his ident ity have been fruitless. Consuls to Be Set Free, Washington, D. C. Through the good offices of the United States, the German, Austrian, Turkish and Bul garian consuls at Saloniki, who have been held under arrest by the allies on board a French warship in the harbor, are to be released. George Einstein, head of the American legation at Sofia, has been instructed by cable to surren der the British vice consul there who took refuge in his quarters when Bul garia ordered the arrest of enemy con. BUlar officers in retaliation for the seizure of the consuls at Saloniki. . BIG INCOMES KAY BE TAXED TO PAY fOR NATIONAL DETENSE Washington. D. C. The income tax was declared constitutional Tuesday by the Supreme court in an unanimous de cision which swept aside every objec tion raised against it, and in the opin ion of congressional leaders opened tne way for increasing the tax rate on great fortunes to help pay for National defense. Proposals are pending in congress to tax incomes of more than $1,000,000 as high as 60 per cent. Leaders on all sides agree that out of the impetus which the decision will give such pro posals is likely to come a definite movement to levy on the revenues from great private fortunes for some of the millions the government must raise to carry out the army and navy increases. "The Supreme court's decision has absolutely unfettered the income tax as a source of revenue," said Repre sentative Hull, of Tennessee, author of the law. ""All doubt is removed and MISS KATHERINE SEFT0N NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; . rrnrDM rorD rnwrimnw! , UUILIVU. IIIUI vwiiuiiiwiiu fev. -pr'swSSSs5Bjrt. :": . j ; ' ' j ' "V- , C Gee Wo Saereeaful Hone Rla successful herb al remariieo cure all kinde of ailmenta of men and women with out operation, used from the wonderful Chineeo herba, route. bud and vegetables, which are unknown to the neiiical ocionoe of thi oountry. Write for blank and circulars. Send atarop. 0ON8ULTAT1ON FKEB, Addreea Tbs C Gee Ws Qimest Medicine Co. IWVi riret BL. Portland. Ore. Mention Paper. Britain to Dilute Labor, London The urgent necessity of speeding up the supply of munitions has determined the government to put into force immediately plans for the dilution of skilled labor with semi' skilled, unskilled snd female workers in all controlled establishments. . In a statement on the subject in the house of commons, Premier Asquith an nounced that the government was con vinced that this plan offered the only prospect of securing a sufficient supply of munitions to enable the war to be brought to a speedy conclusion. Miss Katherine Sefton, daughter of Dr. and Mrs. Frederick Sefton or Au burn, N. Y., Is to become the bride of Frank C. Paae, son of the ambassador to Great Britain, according to sn an nouncement made In London. conarresa is left much freer to act. i believe congress will take advantage of the opportunity to amend the law materially. Without any unusual or unjust charges it can be made to yield $185,000,000 to $185,uuU,UU0 a year as against $85,000,000 or $95,000,000 at present. American Demand on Germany in Lusitania Case Granted by Berlin Washington, D. C Germany has submitted to the United States, through Ambassador Von Bernstorff, another written proposal designed to bring about a settlement of the con troversy over the sinking of the steam ship Lusitania, with a loss of more than 100 American lives. There were indications here that the document might bring a satisfac tory termination of negotiations. Although the greatest secrecy sur rounds the negotiations, it is said on excellent authority that Germany final ly had argeed to eliminate from the text of the agreement any mention of the warning issued by the German embassy the day the Lusitania sailed on her last trip from ew lorx. Mention of this warning is understod to have been contained in the last pro posal, which was rejected after Pres ident Wilson had considered it. It is understood also that Germany had left out of her proposal general reservation of admission of wrong doing on the part of the submarine commander, to which United States objected. Mention of the warning is benevea to have been most objectionable to the administration. In effect, it was re garded as conveynig the idea that no American lives would have been lost had the warning been heeded. German Fleet to Battle. New York President MacMechen, of the Aeronautical Society of Amer ica. Issued a statement Wednesday in which he said that a German fleet with 17-incn guns, far outranging British naval guns, and escorted by aeroplanes and Zeppelins armed with a new pneu matic gun, wilt soon appear in the North Sea and give battle to the British. Tho time of the raid will be fixed mainlv bv the results of tests of s new engine of destruction from the sir and of the pneumatic gun, he said. New Mail Rate Opposed. Washington, D. C President Pet erson, of the Long' Island Railroad and president of the committee of railway presidents opposing the proposal to have the government pay for trans portation of mails on the so-called space basis, laid the railroads' objec tions before the house poetoffice com mittee. He said the railroads had begun to feel the effects of improved business conditions snd that it would be a blow to the entire country to have their in comes eut at this time. Portland Wheat Bluestem, . $1.12 per bushel; forty-fold, $1.07; club, $1.04; red Fife, $1.02; red Russian, $1.01. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $17 17.60 ton; valley timothy, $14 14.60; alfalfa, $17 19; oats and vetch, $18. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $28 ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley, .$30 81.. Corn Whole, $87 ton; cracked, $38. Vegetables Artichokes, $1.26 dos. ; tomatoes, California, $1.60 1.76 crate; cabbage, $Z cwt.; garlic, ioc pound; peppers, 1617jc; eggplant, 16 & 171c: sprouts, 8c; horseradish, 8lc, cauliflower, $2.26 dozen; celery, $5 -crate; beans, 10izic pouna; let tuce, $2.402.50 crate; peas, 810c pound. Green fruits rears, siraji.ou oox; grapes, $4 barrel; cranberries, $12.60. Potatoes Oregon, Jl.ou m ' P81 sack; Yakimas, $1.601.76; sweets, $2.763 per cwt. . . , . Onions Oregon, buying price, i.'o f. o. b. shipping point. Apples Spitzenbergs, extra fancy, $2.25; fancy, $2; choice, $1.251.60; Jonathan, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.25; choice, $1; Yellow Newtowns, extra fancy, $2; fancy, $1.75; choice, $1 1.25; Baldwins, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.25; choice, $1; rus sets, orchard run, $1. Eggs Buying prices: Oregon rancn, premium, 83c dozen; No. 1, 80c; No. 2, 27c;. No. 8,20c Jobbing prices : Oregon ranch, candled, 85c37 dozen. Poultry Hens, small, 15c; large, 16c; small springs, 1616c; turkeys, live, 20c; turkeys, dreBSed, choice, 26c; ducks, 1216c; geese, lZfojiac. Butter City creamery, cubes, ex tras, selling at 82c; firsts, 29c; prints and cartons, extra. Prices paid to producers: Country creamery, 26(g 29c: butterf at. No. 1, 32c; No, 2, 29c. Cheese Oregon triplets, jobbing buying prices, 17c pound, f. o. b. dock, Portland; Young Americas, 18c, Veal Fancy, 12i13c pound. Pork Fancy. 8ic pound. Hops 1916 crop, 9llic pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, pound; valley, 2526c; fall lambs' wool, 25c: mohair, Oregon, 28c. Cascara bark Old and new,'34c pound. Cattle Choice Bteers, $7.257.75; good. $6.75(527: medium, $6.606.75; choice cows, $5.60(5)6; medium, $4.76 5.25; heifers, $4(5,6.40; bulls, $2.60 4.60: stags, $35.25. Hogs Light, $6.767.25; heavy, $6.756.26. Sheep Wethers, $67.26; ewes, $4.266.66; lambs, $78.25. BIG TAX PROPOSED ON EXPATRIATES; .IMMIGRATION BILL LIMITS JAPANESE Washington, D. C A measure pro posing s high graduated tax on the in comes of American expatriates, de rived from their American properties, will-be introduced in the senate by Senator Kenyon of Iowa. The Kenyon bill would place an an nual tax of practically 80 per cent on the ' incomes of the wealthier expatri ates. Also it would make dowers giv en to American girls who marry titled foreigners a source of considerable rev enue to the united States government. With the steady augmentation of American fortunes aboard as a result of the expatriation of thousands of rich Americans, chiefly heiresses, the movement in favor of imposing heavy taxes on incomes thus derived from the United States has gained much strength in congress. . .r; . . Drastic restrictions would be thrown about the immigration of Janpanese in to the United States and both Hindus and Chinese virtually would be barred from the country by a provision that has been written into the immigration bill to be reported to. the house this week by the immigration committee. As agreed on tentatively by the com mittee, the exclusion section of the bill includes 'a paragraph barring Hindus and all persons of the Mon golian or yellow race and the Malay or brown race." Representative Wilson, of Illinois, has introduced a bill requiring the Oregon & California Railroad com pany, on demand of settlers, to sell the unsold portion of its grant in quarter- section tracts at $2.60 an acre, giving preference right of purchase to first appplicants and to applicants who have been erroneously located and who heretofore have sought to buy not more than 160 acres. ' The bill as introduced was prepared by the National Information Bureau and is intended to protect the interests of thousands of applicants who have tendered the purchase price to the rail road company, but have been unable to acquire title because of the railroad's refusal to sell. Mother of four Children Wins 1916 Rose Festival Slogan Contest Portland, Ore. "For You a Rose in Portland Grows" is the slogan that will advertise the 1916 Rose festival. The author is Bertha Slater Smith, whose father, James H. Slater came to Oregon in 1853, and was at one time the state's representative in the Uni- Military. Training at University, University of Oregon, Eugene. Mil itary training at the University of Oregon is under consideration in a committee of the board of regents. Requests have come from many sources that instruction In military tactics be provided. P. L. Campbell, president of the University, suggests however that State University prepar edness work take the form not of the usual regimental drill but of .technical military instruction, such as engineer ing knowledge, which Is always at a premium in warfare; also in bringing the students to a maximum of physi cal fitness. He suggests "a minimum of formal military drill of the old kind." Pi N. U. No. 6, 1818 WHEN wrltliw la aSwtleera, pleaaa aM7 " tloa thle eeewr. I Blood Transfusion Urged. Chicago Confident that blood trans fusion will save the lives of many if applied in cases of gas poisoning. Cor oner Hoffman sent a letter to every hospital in Chicago giving instructions to the preservation of blood to be used in life-saving work. He said he would provide blood containers for sny hospital. Experiments indicate that blood can be safely kept 30 days. There have been 1423 deaths from asphyxia tion in Chicago in the last 11 years. Officials Like Torpedo, Washington, D. C Adoption of the serial-controlled torpedo invented by John Hays Hammond, Jr., was urged Wednesday by Secretary Garrison, Ma jor General Scott and Brigadier Gen eral Weaver at an executive session of the house fortifications sub-committee. Mr. Hammond also was present and explained the workings of the torpedo. The War department estimates contain a proposed appropriation of $946,000 for putting the torpedo into use. Fruit Business Makes Big Gain. - Puyallup The bookkeepers of the Puyallup & Sumner Fruit Growers' association are completing the annual inventory of the business, from which will be made the regular report to the members and stockholders at the an-1 nual meeting in February. While the figures have not yet been given out, expect the amount of products handled by the association during the last year, it is stated on reliable authority that the total business for 1916 will amount to at leaat a third of a million dollars more than in 1914. The 1914 business was approximately $1,250, 000. Last year's increase was more than 25 per cent.' Dairymen of the valley are planning to organize a cow testing association. Prof. E. O. tiibson, ol tne state college, will take a leading part in the work as soon as he can find time from his other duties as dairy instructor at the winter school. A committee con sisting of W. J. Langdon, C. L. Boss, Adolph Loncke, J. A. Shrenghost and Dr. F. B. Gault is doing the necessary advance work among the dairymen. It is roughly estimated by experts that one-third of the cows in Pierce county are "boarders," that is, the milk does not pay for their feed and upkeep. The testers' association teaches the dairymen how to find these cows so they can dispose of them and get better ones in their places. It will also advise the members as to the best kinds of feed. More Orders for Oregon Hops. Portland The hop market is firmer, with a broad and healthy demand. Orders are more plentiful than at any time since the year opened. The Hub bard & Jones lot of 204 bales at Inde pendence was bought by McClellan at 10 and Hi cents. T. Edraiston, of Sherwood, has started a movement for the formation of sn asssociation or bureau of grow ers, the object of which is to collect information, independent of the deal ers, as to the exact quantity of hops grown in the state. He believes the growers are seriously handicapped by the lack of such information, and thinks that a properly organized body can obtain the data accurately. It is his Intention to take the first steps toward organisation in this section. . mi . oey.OT-ovsrei aim " " ;; ' ' W.LSOH. I I Cattle in Grant County Die. Wenatchee, Wash. A great deal of stock is reported ss dying in the south ern part of Grant county from starva tion and exposure in the worst storm that has viBited that section tn years. The temperature dropped to 10 degrees below tero on several nights, and this with a driving snow and wind, made it severe for the stock, which has been accustomed to winter out. G. L. Man dervllle returned from a trip almost to the Frenchman Hills, getting his stock, and reports that he found several head belonging to others dead on tne way, Cold Snap Hurts Market. The quietest period the Portland Yamhill-street public market has had was during the cold snap, according to the report of Marketmaater hastman. submitted to Commissioner Bigeiow The market took in but $6 for rental of stalls, whereas the usual earnings amount to many times that amount each day. The market was practically deserted because of the difficulty of keeping produce and particularly fruits and vegetables. Meat was about the only commodity offered for sale on the market. ted States senate. Judge Woodson T. Slater, formerly on the Supreme bench in Oregon, is her brother. Mrs. Smith is the mother of four children two girls four years of age and fine looking twins. Mrs. Smith did not send her Blogan to the festival headquarters until Saturday morning, January 16, the last day of the con test. She is a native daughter and was born in La Grande. Mrs. Smith received a check for $25 from the festival board. It was pre sented by O. C. Bortzmeyer, secretary and S. C. Bratton, chairman of the publicity committee. ' Mrs. Smith was photographed as she mailed a letter to President Wilson, tn the huge man Box in Portland, a feature of letter writing week, inviting the nation's chief exe cutive to visit Portland June 7, 8 and 9, and participate in the fiesta, the national dedication of the great Co lumbia river highway. More than 300 cities snd towns in Washington and Oregon were repre sented in the slogan contest by resi dents of Idaho, Montana, British Co lumbia, California and North Dakota, from former Oregon residents. ' Aged Physician Suicide. Seattle, Wash. Heart-broken over the recent death of his wife, who had been his Inseparable companion during their 26 vears of happy life together, Dr. J. M. Morgan, pioneer resident ol this state, and. in former years, well-known Seattle physician, ended his life in his home at California Place bv firing a shotgun through his heart. Nearly every day and night since the death of Mrs. Morgan, December the Dhvsician. who was 89 years old, hsd prayed for God to still his heart and place his body beside his wife. Yuma Will Be Rebuilt. Yuma, Aril. With the waters of the Colorado receding, work of rescu ing Yuma valley flood sufferers was carried forward Monday by local au thorities, aided by officials of the Southern Pacific railroad from Tucson, Aris., who arrived here with equip ment to supply the city temporarily with water, gas and electricity, it was estimated that the damage from the flood would amount to more than $1,000,000. Men are engaged In pairing the levee which released the water that inundated this town Sunday. Grand Duchess to Wed. Zurich, Via Paris The Neue Zu richer Zeitung's Luxemburg; corre spondent announces that the marriage of Grand Duchess Marie of Luxemburg Drobablv will take place shortly. Court officials of Luxemburg favor an Aus trian archduke. The duchess, for po litical reasons, cannot marry a German Prince or any of the Bourbon Princes and the Princes of the smaller neutral stations either are too young or Protestants. The NewREO is THE car that has satisfied and delighted over seventy thousand owners. Why! Because it delivers the goods at ' Low First Cost. Least cost for Maintenance. Easiest to Adjust. Most accessible car built. Simplest to Drive. Send for catalog and agency proposition in your commun ity: See them at the Portland Auto Show, Jan. 24 to 29. Northwest Auto Co. Broadway at Couch , Portland, - Oregon 1 PORTLAND Y. E C. 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When It Came to That A cockney angler, thinking his High- land boatman was not treating him with the respect due his station, ex- oostulated thus: Look here, my good man, you oon t seem to grasp who I am. Do you know that my family has been entitled to bear arms for the last zuu years i "Hoots! . That's naething," .was the reply. "My ancestors have been titled to bare legs for the last 2,000 years!" Chicago News. Why to Avoid Accepting Favors. ' "Be careful about taking favors of people, my boy. "Why?" "Because once a man does a favor for you, you are In his debt for life. Detroit Free Press. - Never Certain. "It's a case of love at first sight" "Well, maybe it will work out all right I took four years to select my husband, and-look what l got ue troit Free Press. . Monamobile 03s and Greases an1 FEDERAL TIRES AND TUBES Free Tire Service. . THS HOUSE Of SERVICE." MOTOR CAR SUPPLY CO, Inc. 33 Broadway No. Portland, Ore. o Double Tread Punctors Proof Tires Made from your old ones. 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A good elder, hearing his young hopeful in a quarrel with a neighbor boy, went out to investigate in time to hear the following: . . "You shut up! My mamma's baby Is just as good as your old baby," said the neighbor boy. "Tain't neither," retorted the elder's youngster, whose parents had recent ly purchased a new auto. "Your baby i is an old last year's one, ana ours is a 1916 model." St Louis Globe-Democrat . r i What to Do for Itching Skins Wzamfl. rlntrwnrm and other itch- ino- hnrnlntr akin nmntinnfl are so eas ily made worse by improper treatment that one has to oe very careful. There iB one method, however, that you need not hesitate to use, even on a baby's tender skin that is, the resinol treatment. Res Inol Is the prescrip tion of a Baltlmbre doctor, put up in tho. form nf rp.aiftnl .tn(..i,( .nil . ranlnnl an&n. This " . . proved so remarkably successful, that thousands of otner pnysiciaua unvc prescribed it constantly for over twen- Resinol usually stops itching in stantly, healing the eruption quickly, unless it is due to some serious uiier ni momAbt Rpainnl Ointment and Resinol Soap can be bought at any Iruggist's, and are not at an expen sive. Write for free sample, wept e-s Resinol, Baltimore, Md. ,- Lesson One. "Do voii know how to run an auto- moible?" Certainly," replied Mr. unuggins. ivhet'a tho first thintr a man who has just bought a machine ought to do?" ' . "Begin work on a set of New Year resolutions relating to economy, tem perance and all the other meritorious forms of self-restraint" wasnmgion Star. , State of Happiness. "Wa ahAillrl rln nilF hflat to live in comfortable and happy surroundings." "Thais a good wea," repnea me conspicuously contented citiien; "but It's impractical. If everybody were to move to Kansas our beautiful state would become overcrowded." 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