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Auto Repair Co., 369 Hnrttosi Arc. Partlui Oi A FIGHT ON HIGH " prices. Why pay $5 to $11 for a pair of glasses when I can fit your eyes with I first Quality lenses in a gold filled frame as low as 1 .60? Chas. W. Good man, 09 Morrison St, Portland, Or. Glasses fit ted by mail. Writ for particulars. WEEKS' BREAK-flP-A-COLD TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 26c of your druggist. It's good. Take nothing else. Adv. HOTEL CARLTON 14th and Washington Sts., Portland, Ore. Rooms with bath, 11.60 per day. Rooms without bath, $1.00 per day. AH Outside Rooms Fireproof Construction . Special Rates for permanent guests. Ross Finnegan, Mgr. Victor Brandt, Prop. TWO CARLOADS OF IYER JOHNSON BICYCLES To be closed out at Actual Cost We are going out of the Bicycle Busi ness and wilt soil at Retail all our High Grade Iver Johnson Wheels at the follow ing prices: Ladies' Roadster, Model 1487-L, complete with Coaster Brake, Mudguards and Tires, Regular 35 Wheels, at $26.00. Mens' Roadster, Model 1487, equipped as above, regular $36, at $26.00. Heavy Service Wheel, Model 1488-S, fully equipped, The Finest Wheel In America, regular $60, Special, $40.00. This will be your only opportunity to get the Highest Grade Wheel manufactured at actual coat. All wheels fully guaranteed. H. T. HUDSON ARMS CO. 110 Third SU, Portland, Ore. F-4 IS LOCATED 1 NEW PLACE Lost Anchor of Battleship Has Deceived Rescuers. Fragment of Superstructure Com ing to Surface Verify Lateit Discovery Hope Gone. 8lgni of Pain. ' It It difficult to estimate the degree of pain, but there are certain signs ot suffering which are unmistakable the pinched features, the knotted brow, the rolling eyes with widely dilated pupils, the aBhen countenance, the cool and clammy skin, the thready pulse, the Increased blood pressure, the hands alternately clenched and opened,' the cries and groans and the bodily contortions. All these present a definite picture with which every experienced physician or nurse Is familiar. Cretinism Made Curable. -Study ot the functions of the thy' fold gland In animals has shown how this class of Idiots can be cured. For merly they were hopeless and re mained through life seml-lmbeclles. Now extract of Bheep's thyroid Is given to them and the perverted growth and mental dullness are checked and the children become normal. Following the Doctor'. Orders. When an Atchison man was told to take more exercise he commenced roll ing twice as many cigarettes. Atchi son Globe. Honolulu After making the heart rending discovery Sunday that rescuers had been working In the wrong spot, the United States submarine F-4 was definitely located outside the harbor. Pieces of the superstructure of the vessel have been brought to the sur face. W. C. Parks, civil engineer, has started construction of an immense diving bell, a large cast iron pipe seven feet in height, fitted with heavy plate glass ports. A hydro-aeroplane has been made ready for instant flight if required. The dredge California will shift Its moorings, and tugs will criss-cross in all directions. Should their drags catch on the F-4, a chain net will be woven around the submerged boat and the floating crane from Pearl Harbor will attempt a direct lift. Despair supplanted hope earlier in the day when two divers discovered that chains from the dredger Califor nia, which had been fould with some thing on the floor of the ocean outside Honolulu harbor since Friday, were not attached to the lost craft but to an old anchor. All the resourses at the command of naval officers here had been employed for two days and nights in an effort to raise this anchor which was supposed to be the F-4. It is believed to have been lost by the battleship Oregon. streams of bubbles seen rising to the surface of the water and floating patches of oil had given encouragement to the belief that the dredge's chains had become lodged on the submarine, which disappeared Thursday when at target practice. Efforts to raise the object that held the dredge's chains falied and crews of men worked untiringly to bring what was confidently believed to be the un dersea craft into more shallow water. Naval officers, expressing the hope that life might remain in the bodies of some, at least, of the 21 men impris oned in the F-4, sought to expedite operations in every way possible. Electrified Wire fence and Puddle Kill Ihree Los Angeles When Cornelius Valk hoft went out to his rabbit hutch Sun day to procure a hare for a birthday dinner he stepped into a water puddle as be touched the latch of the hutch gate and fell dead. An electric cable leading to a nearby crematory had broken during the night and turned its 2200 volt current Into the wire fence surrounding the hutch. Mrs. ValkhofT saw her husband writhe and fall in a contorted heap, and rushed out to aid him. She stepped Into the puddle as she touched bis hand, and fell across his body dead. Harris Skinner, who occupied half of the Valkhotf dwelling, was the next to invade the fatal short-circuit, bent on giving aid, and he. too, died. The shrieks of the Valkhoff's child ren, who were uncomprehending wit nesses of the tragedy, attracted A. T. Slaten, a policeman. Slaten entered the back yard just as the girls sped toward the deadly water puddle, and snatching their hair braids he jerked them back to safety. In doing so, however, he came into contact with the charged fence wire, and was thrown 20 feet. 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It's regular Fourth of July fun I (Salter's Creations in Seed Corn put Wisconsin on the Corn Map with its as tonishing yieldal Headquarters or Oats, Barley, Clovers. For lOo In Postage We gladly mail our Catalog and simple package of Ten Fa mous Farm Seeds, including Spelts, "The Cereal Wonder;" Rejuvenated White Bonanza Oata, "The Prize Winner;" Bil lion Dollar Uraaa; Teosinte, the Silo Filler, etc., ate. Or Send 12o And ws will mail yon our catalog ana six generous packages of Early Cabbage). Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Radish, Onion furnishing lots iiu iul. oi juicy aeucious Vegetables during ths early Spring and Summer. Or send to John A. Salter Seed Co., Bos 720, La Crosse, Wis., twenty cents aud receive both above col lec tions and their big catalog. r. n . u. No. 14, ISlt WHEN wrtllat te adwuaan, plsaas sua- tl.e tat. ppr. Italy Awaiting More Favorable Opportunity Rome Italian intervention has been postponed again. Despite the failure of Prince von Buelow's negotiations to conclude a permanent agreement be tween Austria and Italy, there ia posi tive evidence that this country will not enter the war until toward the end of April, and possibly not so early as that. It most not be understood that there has been any change in Italy's atti tude, except In putting off interven tion until a date when it Is expected the Dardanelles will have been forced and Constantinople occupied, possibly with the co-operation of Bulgaria, and when the Russians will have passed the Carpathians and invaded Hungary. Big Coast Liner Delayed. San Franciaco Due to the serious trouble with the'turbines of the liner Great Northern, she will not steam from this port for Flavel, Or., aa scheduled, next Wednesday, and it ia possible that she will not resume her schedule until April 8, although there is hope of getting her away April 4. The Great Northern, making remark able time, had to turn back to port at noon Saturday when she was off Point Reyes, and a thorough examination developed that it will take some time to put the machinery in shape. Mis Wilson Sings to Aid. Washington, D. C. Miss Margaret Wilson, daughter of the President, has just concluded recording "The Star Spangled Banner" on a musical record and has agreed to turn over her royal ties to the International Board of Re lief, an organisation working in the war-stricken cities of Europe. Miss Wilson's Income from her recorded voice on this one record will help re lieve several hundred families. Miss Wilson' voice is sweet soprano. She has not sung In public since she came to Washington. . . Ihree Cargoes Iron Ore Sunk. Stockholm The loss in the Baltic of three German cruisers, the Bavaria, the Germania, and the Koenlgaberg, all laden with Iron ore, Is announced in the Social Demokraten. The Bavaria went down March 15 with her entire crew. ' The cause of her sinking la not revealed. No details of the destruc tion oi the other vessels are given.- Beat Household Gods. The man of high descent may love the halls and lands ot his Inheritance as a part of himself, as trophies of his birth and power; the poor man's at tachment to the tenement he holds, which strangers have held before and may tomorrow occupy again, has a worthier root, stuck deep Into a purer soil. His household gods are of flesh and blood, with no alloy of sil ver, gold or precious stones. Charles Dickens. YODt OWN DHIIOOIST Will TEH, YOU Try Murine Bye Kemeuj fur Keu, Weak, Water; Eyes aud Granulated Eyelids: No Smarting lusWEye Comfort. Write for Book of tlie Eye by mail Free, uurine Eye Remedy uo.,(;uicago. Almost Perfect Ideal. A faithful friend of all that Is best, a brave sufferer from Incurable bur dens, In a private letter sends this con fession, which we commend to those more favored ot circumstances, less consecrated In the center-stances of life; "My Ideal Is every day to spread a little truth, a little kindness, a little beauty, but alas, how often I fail I" Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets recru late and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels, bugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take as candy. Delicate Hint. Fred, four years old, and his moth er were visiting a friend. Invariably when they came the hostess would have some cake and coffee for them. This time she did not make anything. Fred, after waiting some time, became Impatient and anxious. Wishing to remind her as delicately as possible, he said as he went Into the other room: "I'll play the piano. Call me when the coffee's ready." Charity. Organized or unorganized, all char ity Is good If It helps the deserving, and in the general proposition prompt giving is more desirable than profes sional machinery. All the time and effort wasted In criticism might well be used with larger comfort to those who need food and clothes. MRS. WILLIAMS' LONG SICKNESS Yields To Lydia E. Pink, b&m'a Vegetable Compound. Elkhart, Ind.: "1 suffered for four teen years from organic inflammation, female weakness, pain and irregulari ties. The pains in my sides were in creased by walking or standing on my feet and I had such awful bearing down feelings, was de pressed in spirits and became thin and pale with dull.heavy eyes. I had six doc tors from whom I received only tempo rary relief. I decided to give Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound a fair trial and also the Sanative Wash. I have now used the remedies for four months and cannot express my thanks for what they have done for me. "If these lines will be of any benefit yon have my permission to publish them." Mrs. Sadib Williams, 455 James Street, Elkhart, Indiana. Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful drugs, and to-day bolda the record of being the most successful remedy for female ills we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials on me in the rtnkbam laboratory at Lynn, Mass.. seem to prove this fact ' If Ton have the allarhtmt dnnbt that Lyriht K. lMnkhi.m's Vegeta ble Compound, will help you.wrile) to I.yrtia li.Pinklium MedielneCo. (coutlttantlul) I.ynn.Mnss., for ad vice. Your latter will be opened, read and auswered by a woman, aud hold iu strict oouUtleuce. iltf V. & Warship to Carry Cash to Aid Sisal Crop Washington, D. C. An American warship will take to Yucatan money to finance the movement of Mexico's sisal hemp crop, needed to make twine for binding the enormous wheat crop made by farmers of the United States this year. The money f 625, 000 in cur rency, which manufacturers propose to advance to the hemp growers is in bank vaults at Galveston, Tex., but until recently no safe means of getting it to Mexico bad been found- Secretary Daniels agreed to permit the use of a warship for the purpose, after hearing a statement by Edward C. Heidnch, Jr., of Peoria, III., rep resenting the siBal purchasers, who outlined the difficulties that had been encountered. It is probable that a gunboat or destroyer now in Southern waters will be sent to Galveston to transport the money. There are said to be some 260,000 bales of sisal ready for shipment at Progresso, the port, and Merida, the railway center, of Yucatan. Since the United States government pre vented Carranza from blockading Pro gresso the chief obstacles in the way of moving this supply bave been scar city of labor and shipping facilities. Several ships are now awaiting car goes, however, and the labor aituation ia improving, according to reports to the State department. Arrival of the American money is expected to result in immediate further improvement Discussing the Mexican situation generally, Secretary Bryan comment ed on conditions with a reiteration of the declaration that recognition of any faction had not been considered by this government. He spoke hopefully of the plans to insure transportation of sisal and announced receipt of an offi cial expression of regret by the Zapata government for the murder of an American citizen, John B. McManus, in Mexico City. ' , Concerning conditions in the Mexi can capital, the secretary said no ser ious complaint had been received by the department recently. Asked if matters had progressed far enough in the revolution-torn republic to effect any change in the policy of the United, States, Mr. Bryan said that there was no change of policy. Ex-Secretary Root Warns of Coming National Crisis Philadelphia EHhu Root, ex-United States senator from New York and ex Secretary of war, was the guest of honor at a reception given here by the members of the Union League. The league's historic gold medal of honor, the first recipient of which was Presi dent Lincoln and which had been given on 16 occasions, was presented to Senator Root Senator Root, in outlining what he termed the mission of the Republican party "at this crisis of the nation's history," said: "The party s'duty is to restore con fidence in business, wipe out the mis understanding which has arisen be tween the farmers of the West and South and the captialiBts of the East and North, fight to the last ditch against increased governmental regu lation of business and prevent the power of the Federal bureaucracy from becoming stronger." In the present lack of confidence, he declared, the nation is facing a crisis as great as that of the Civil war and will inevitably go to ruin unless the business men of the country assert themselves, as they did when they elected McKinley in 1896 and in 1900." lurks Are Routed by British Near Suez City London A statement was given out by the official press bureau here telling of a defeat inflicted on a Turkish force operating against the Egyptian town of Suez. The statement Bays: On the 22d at dawn one of our patrols discovered a party of the en emy near El Kubri Post opposite Sues, bhots were exchanged. "AeroplaneB estimated the number at about 1000, composed of infantry, artillery and a few cavalry. "The guns at El Kubri opened fire and Inflicted casualties, whereupon the enemy retired and formed a camp eight miles east of the Suez canal. "Early on the morning of the 23d, a force under General Sir G. Younghus- band attacked and routed the enemy, who ia now in full retreat. A prisoner says this this force came direct from Bir el Saba, having taken 12 days en route, and that Gen eral von Traumer and three other Ger man officers were with it" MINES IN THE AIR American's : Idea of Combating the Zeppelins. Airman Attacks Steamer. Southampton The British steamer Pandion, which arrived here recently from Rotterdam, reports that In the vicinity of the North Hinder lightship, she was twice attacked by a German aeroplane. Seven bombs were dropped by the aircraft, some of which fell close to the Pandion, but the steamer escaped damage. Owing to this incident the Zeeland company, owners of the steamer, here after will not transport British, Bel gium, French or Russian men of mili tary age. Italy Fortifies Islands. London Telegraphing from Salon- iki, the Daily Mail's correspondent says: "The Italians are fortifying the Dodekanese Islands, formerly the Turkish Sporadea, in the Aegean Sea, with heavy caliber guns, and numerous steamers are said to be taking muni tions there." The Dodekanese Islands, better known as the Islands of the White Sea, lie off the southern part of the west coast of Asia Minor. The principal islands are Stampalia, Leros. Patrooa, Nikaria and Kalymno. Texas Fruit Hard Bit. . Marshall, Tex. With the thermom eter as low aa 28 degrees this week, fruitgrowers say the Harrison county fruit crop is ruined and the yield in the main Texas belt this year will be way below normal. A leading orchard com pany estimates the loss in this county alone will total mora than $1,000,000. Repeated failures have disheartened growers. Philadelphlan Haa Designed Project Which He Believes Will Be Effec tive If Air Ralda Should Be Put Into Operation. Picture s monster Zeppelin, as long as an ocean liner, laden with tone ot death-dealing explosives, creeping through the murky mist of a winter night toward London. Picture, again, If you can, the skies turned to flame and the heavens shattered as the hun dreds of thousands of cublo feet of hydrogen gas explodes, scattering the sinister craft in tiny pieces over the streets and housetops of the city. That la the graphic sketch of what is likely to occur if the Zeppelins at tempt a serious raid on London, aa given by Joseph A. Steinmetz of Phil adelphia. Mr. Steinmetz is the orig inator of the first serious considered scheme of mining the air and the in ventor of the trailing bombs for the destruction of dirigibles. In a few words, the plan devised by Mr. Steinmetz la to Install on all the buildings in a threatened area s large number of hydrogen balloons. They are held ready for instant use, and each is attached to a fine wire two nlles long, wound on a windlass. The rlre is so small that a mile of It feigns but four pounds, while It has a ensile strength of 120 pounds. The Zeppelin, sighted by the look- lit. would hfl nArmlttnd .A nrnnaAtl lln. til almost over the objective point Then, simultaneously, scores of the balloons, to each ot which is attached a highly . explosive, Inflammable bomb, would be released. Each bomb is surrounded with a ring of hair triggers, and the slight est touch would cause an explosion which would unquestionably Ignite the gas in the dirigible. The plan Is to send a certain number of the mines to a given altitude, while others will be anchored at different heights, thus allowing the Zeppelin no chance to escape. . The other method ot destroying the German craft is along similar lines, but differs in that it is conducted through the use of aeroplanes. Each machine is equipped with bombs such as are used in the air mines. The n IranfE-- - - - - - - Effect of Air Mines. trailing wire is wound on a spool. which can be operated by the pre sure ot the aviator's thumb and atopped at will. The aeroplanes being swifter, would be sent against the dirigible In flocks of three or four. The aviators would depend on their speed and the great altitude to which they can ascend to keep out of range. At the proper time the bombs would be released on the wires and a dash made at the enemy In addition to the triggers, which can be locked until the bomb is ready for use, the bombs are fitted with sharp grappling hooks. As the wire Is drawn across the big gas bag the hooks will catch and draw the trig gers Into contact with the envelope. The explosion will follow. Who Go to Church? The facts about church membership are contained in United States Census Bulletin No. 103, and the percentage of church membership In the total popu lation is given for the year 1906, 26 years after Kansas had become a pro hibition state. According to this tab ulation, which is the latest obtainable, the lowest percentage of church mem bership was in Oklahoma, including In dian territory, the rate being 18.2. The rate in New York was 43.7; in Pennsyl vania, 43; in Illinois, 38.3; in Nebras ka, 82.4; in Maine, 29.8, and in Kan sas, 28.4. Forty-three states had a larger percentage of church member ship than had Kansas. Since this tabu latlon was made up two ot the tour states that had a lower rate ot church membership than had Kansas, namely Oklahoma and West Virginia, have joined the ranks ot the prohibition states. Ot the six states, therefore, having the lowest rate ot church mem bership in the United States, four are prohibition states. Leslie's. Between Women. - "What do TOU think of men wo.rtn- feathers In their natsr 'Bad Stan." declared tha other i.h "The feathers are small now, I know. out they may increase In size, and few families can afford tn hn. r..-ti. plumes for two." Pittsburgh Post Wonderful Art. The greatest ot all human . that ot being Indiscreet discreetly. Smart Set LINES IN THE FACE Make Women Look Old and they show the effect of unnatural sufferings of headaches, bade aches, dizziness, hot flashes, pains in lower limbs, pains in groins, hearing-down sensations. These symptoms indicate that Nature needs help. Overwork, wrong dress ing, lack of exercise, and other causa, have been too much for nature and oataid. aid, must be called upon to restore health and atrength. , Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription The Vegetable Remedy for Woman's Ilia that relieves nervons exhaustion and irritability and removes other distressing symptoms due to disturbed condi tions of the delicate feminine organism. ' For over forty years It tuts been nsed with more than satisfaction by the yonng, middle-aged and the elderly by wives, mothers and daughters. Yon will find it of great benefit. Sold by Medicine Dealers in liquid or tablet form, or send Dr. V. U. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y 60 one-cent stamps for trial box by mail. DR. PIERCE'S PLEASANT PELLETS Relieve constipa tion, regulate the Uver. auad bowels. Easy to take aa cauad7 "kiss.sssiiisiissaaasiili Catarrhal Fever, Pink Eye, 8hlpplna Fever, Epizootic INFLUENZA And all diseases of the home affecting his throat Bpeedlly cured; colts and horses In same stable kept from having theno by using Spohn's Distemper and Cough Cure. 3 to 6 doses often cure; one bottle guaranteed to cure one case. Safe for broodmares, baby colts, stallions, all ages and conditions. Most skillful, scientific compound. 60c and tl per bottle: 13 and S10 a dozen. Any druggist, or delivered Dy manufac turers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Goshen, Ind. Just a Hint. "Now, men," said the genial em ployer, as his hands clustered round him at the breakfast hour, "this is the e'fjtlon, and I hope you are ail going to vote. Now, I'm not going to teli who my favorite candidate Is. Ev ery one of you is to be entirely tree to vote as he thinks best. But do you see that big barrel of beer over In the corner? Well, that barrel won't be opened unless X geta In." HOWARD E. BtJRTOK - AMayer sue Caetnlirt, Leadrille, Colorado. Spwiiuioa price,! Uold, eilvur, Laid, tt. Gold. Sliver, !U; Gold, 60o: Kino orOopper. si. Mailing envelope, aid foil price list Eat on application. Control and Umpire work sa uted, itofwenoei Carbonate National Sana. Wanted "Nice, Dirty Mother." When Edward was five years old he played with a boy named Adolph. One muddy day they tried to run across my clean kitchen floor to get s ball. I chased them out and afterwards heard them talking out on the porch. Adolph said, "My mother doesn't care if I run across the kitchen floor." Af ter a long silence I heard Edward say, "I wish I had a nice, dirty mother like yours." Exchange. Plague's Awful Death Roll. In six months In the seventeenth century 880,000 persons died In Naples of a plague. 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