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POULTRY and Dairy rroauce ef ill kinds wanted. Writ for eur CASH OFFER Pearson-Page Co. gE$? IHORT CHANQI GRAFT. TAKE PLACE OF MEAT SJQWAltD E. BTJRTOH - Aaaayer an Cieml H Xesi'dle. Colorado. Speolmea trices. Gold, SECOND-HAND MACHINERY Bought, sold and exchanged; engines, boilers, Mwmllls, etc. Send for Stock List and Price. IHE t. B. MARTIN CO 3 1st St.. Portland. Or. PATENTS Wl K. Colemnn, J'ntenl Lawyer.wasniuKiuu Ti II AHvl,. nit hnnka f ree. States reasonable. Highest references. Heat services Houn, 10 a. m. to 6 p. m., or by appointment Hail 5714 DR. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Scientific Treatment of all Acute and Chronic Diseases. Licensed Practitioner. Suit 424-6-7 .Arcade Building-. Seattle. . IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mother! f tongue It coated, cleanse little bowels with "Call- - fornla Syrup of Figs,", Mothers can rest easy after giving "California Syrup of Figs," because In few hours all the clogge'd-up waste, our bile and fermenting food gently movei out of the bowels, and you have well, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed to take this harmless ,"fruit laxative." Millions of mothers keep it handy be cause they . know Its action on the stomaoh, liver and bowels Is prompt and sure. ' , Ask your druggist for a 60-cent bot tle Qf "California Syrup of ' Figs," which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Did as He Wat Ordered. A , new boy had gone on board a West India ship, upon which a painter had also been employed to paint the ship's sido. The painter was at work upon a staging, suspended under the ship's stern. , The captain, who bad just got into a boat alongside, called out to the new hoy, who stood leaning over the rail, "Let go the painter I" Everybody should know that a boat's painter Is the rope which makes It fast, but this boy did not know it. He ran aft and let go the ropes by which the painter's staging was held. Meantime the captain was wearied with waiting to be cast off. , "You rascal 1" he called. "Why don't you let go tho painter?" "He's gone, sir," said the boy brisk ly. "He's gone pots, brushes and alii "London Standard. . Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in cold water. Noah's Fishing Limited. ' They were speaking of the young sters a few days ago when this one was told by Congressman Timothy T. Ansberry of Ohio, in demonstrating the wisdom of Willie in matters per taining to fishing. In a public school recently the chil dren were called upon to write an essay, and at the appointed time Wil lie submitted an effusion on the ark, in which he mode the statement that Mr. Noah fished one day for about five minutes. When tho teacher looked over the stay she was not a little puzzled. She couldn't understand why anybody fond of piscatorial sport would give up in so bhort a time. "Willie," she remarked, looking up from tho cBsuy, "you say here that they fished for only five minutes. Why for only five minutes. "Because," was the prompt explana tion of Willie, "they didn't have but two worms." Philadelphia Telegraph. AH "Honest" Industry That Does Big Business In New York. "One form of honest graft a hotel keeper has to fight the hardest in this town is 'accidental short changing,'" said the manager of a very popular hotel near the Grand Central depot, famous for its oyster bar. "The same sort of 'honest graft' ob tains at almost every cash changing place In the city where there is a net ting on the cashier's desk to protect the cash and a lower bar of wood to hold up the netting or glass screen. This bar of wood or metal runs across the hand hole for change. The cash iers have figured out the angle of vi sion of all men, short and tall, and the distance they stand from the desk to receive their change. "Say a dollar is changed to take out 30 cents. The 'accidental short change' artist will push forward the 70 cents In coin, but his hand will halt one dime that is hidden from the angle of vision of the man getting change by the line of the bar over the cash hand hole. If the man is in a hurry or absentmlnded he grabs the change he sees and rushes off without one dime. Always, stop, stoop and look if in doubt. "And you would be surprised to know how much money, is left on cashiers' counters, box offices, sub way ticket booths and other places. I'll wager $100,000 is short changed annually in New York. They never call you back." New York World. END STOMACH TROUBLE, , OASES OR DY8PEPSIA "Pape's Dlapepsln" makes Slok, Sour, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fins In five minutes. If what you Just ate is souring on your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch gas, and eructate sour, undigested food, or have a feeling of dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taBte In mouth and stomach-headache, you can get blessed relief in five minutes. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large llfty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln from any drug store. You realize in five minutes how need less It is to Buffer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the Quickest, surest stomach doc tor in the world. It's wonderful. In the Pocket. A tramp approached an old gentle man who was reclining in a comfort able arm-chair on tho porch. "Please help a poor cripple, sir," he whined. 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Add salt and sage to season and thicken with bread crumbs. Dip thin slices of bread in a mixture of one egg and a cupful of milk beaten together. Now in a well buttered casserole or baking pan make alternate layers of the two mix tures.. Surround with any dressing preferred and bake from forty to sixty minutes in a moderate oven. Nut Meat Loaf. One-half cupful of chopped or ground pecans, one-half cup of walnut meats, one cupful of dry bread or cracker crumbs, two eKKS and one tablespoonful of melt- ed butter. Wet the crumbs with milk, and as the crumbs soak ad more milk if necessary. It should be a little too thick to run. Butter well a small bread pan. Turn in the mixture after stirring well and cover , with dots of butter. Bake In the oven a half hour. Cut In slices and serve hot. The next day slices can be covered in thick ened and strained Juice from a can of tomatoes and fried. Served with creamed potatoes meats a good com bination. All walnut meats make a roast a trifle dry, but can be used if pecans are too expensive. . , Nut and Vecetable Roast TaRe cooked beans or peas, press through a colander to remove the skins and mix with an equal quantity of finely chopped nut meats. Season to taste and put one-half the mixture in a but tered baking diBh. Spread over it a dressing made in thle wise: Take four slices of zwieback and pour boiling water over it to cover. Let stand ten or twelve minutes, break up with a fork and pour over It one-half cupful of sweet cream. Season with salt, a bit of pepper and, if liked, a touch of sage. Cover the dressing. with the re mainder of the nut mixture, pour over all one-half cupful of cream and bake slowly an hour and a half in a moder ate oven. Serve in slices with cran berry sauce. The Delineator, i ' Pumpkin or 8quash Pies. In maklne pumpkin pies I make the shell, first crlmDlng the edge and making sure the air Is out from under the crust. In the meantime I have my sauash or pumpkin cooking on tne stove, pared and diced; when I can pierce It with a Btraw I taice it on the stove and drain it through a col ander; when perfectly dry, I rub it through colander with my hand, mis is my rule for pumpkin pies. I add an egg for squash and leave out gin ger, one and one-half cups pumpkin, one and one-fourth cups milk, cooking spoon flour, little nutmeg, salt and ginger, one-eighth teaspoon of cinna mon. I heat this all together and let It stand perhaps twenty minutes, when I heat it again and pour into shell. Bake in slow oven, sometimes nan a day. Mv pies are dandles. Try It and see how you get along. If your pies boll they are spoiled. A squasn or pumpkin pie should bake at least two hours to be really good. Fried Tomatoee. Wash and wipe ripe tomatoes. Cut in three or four sllceB. Dip into floui which has been seasoned with salt and pepper. Fry in fat (bacon fat it best) until brown on both sides. Have a littlo milk heating and when the to matoes have been taken out pour into the fat, and when boiling thicken with a little flour mixed in cold water. Pout this gravy over the tomatoes. Apple Cream. , Peel good stewing apples, cut in quarters and cook. Stew in sugar sirup, keeping them whole. Skim out Into a glass dish and let the sirup cook down until there is very little. This will Jelly if apples are the right kind for stewing. Pour this over the apples, let them chill, and then heap sweetened whipped cream over them and serve. Polnsetta Salad. Peel small tomatoes and cut In eighths, lengthwise, but do not sep arate sections at end. Open like flow ers on bed of lettuce. In the center of each pile a teaspoon of cream cheese that has been put through a coarse strainer. Serve with salad dressing:, to which has been added one teaspoon each of finely chopped green pepper, parsley and chives. Green Pepper Salad. Cut slices from the stem ends ol green peppers and remove the seeds Refill with grape fruit, peeled and cut Into cubes, add the tenderest stalk ot celery cut Into small pieces and finely chopped nut meats, allowing twice as much grape fruit as celery and one-third as much nitt meat as grape fruit Arrange and serve with may onnaise dressing. How to Keep Olives. When a large bottle of olives Is opened and only a part of them used, the remainder, though left in the brine, become comparatively tasteless. To avoid this pour halt an Inch of olive oil and one tablespoonful of vinegar on the top and cork well. The olives will then retain their natural flavor Indefinitely. A Happy New Year A Beef Loaf. Boll three pounds ot clear shin until tender, then grind fine. Boil the liquor down to about one-halt pint and add a small envelope ot plain minute gela tins and sage, stir well together and then add ths ground meat Turn into mold and press down well with a spoon. Can be sliced very thin when cold and is very nice tor sandwiches. Being happy is the se cret of being well, look ing well and feeling well. Start the New Year right, by resolving to assist the Stomach, Liver and Bowels in their daily work by use of HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It tones, strengthens and invigorates the entire system. Try a bottle today MS- r -4 m Everybody loves MUSIC ' Do yon want to learn to play Piano, Organ, Violin or Guitar. For a small sunt we will teach you : AT HOME , to play fourth grade music regardless of number of lessons required. Any one who can read can ltarn by eur method. EASIEST ' and most up-to-date system In txrist enoe. We loan you a perfect "Time beater" free. Write for particulars. . American School of Music 516-517 Commonwealth Bldg. Portland, Oregon. TAKES OFF DANDRUFF, HAIR STOPS FALLING Save your Halrl Get a 25-cent bottle i of Danderlne right now Also . stops Itching scalp. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff that awful Bcurf. There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its lustre, Its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish ness and Itching ot the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die then the hair falls out fast A little Danderlne tonight now any time will surely save your hair. Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderlne from any drug store. You surely can have beautiful hair and lots of it if you will Just try a little Danderlne. Save your hair! Try itl Motorcycle Outwits Ostrich. In an exciting chase in which al most every sort ot vehicle imaginable participated, the motorcycle came out ahead and succeeded in capturing the emu which had escaped from the Mil waukee Zoological Gardens. The large ostrich got away from the gardens about 4 o'clock in the afternoon and made a dash for liberty. Immediately everyone in the vicinity took up the chase, But the. emu was running a winning race until two motorcyclists appeared on the scene. Keeper Ed ward H. Bean appealed to them to catch the bird, and they promptly started in hot pursuit For about a quarter of an hour the emu kept ahead of the riders, but in the end the tire-: less two-wheelers proved too much for him, and he was taken back to captiv ity. , . , , . , A Flattering Fear. "I'm afraid we made a mistake send in' that man to Congress," said Farm er Corntossel. "But you can't hold him responsible for the delay in legislation." "I dunno 'bout that He's such a fasclnatln' talker, I'm afraid they're keepln' up the argument fur the sake ot hearin' him orate. . Free to Our Readers . Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chloago, for 48-pags illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all boat Your Eye Trouble and they will advise an to the Proper Application of the Marine Eye Remedies in Your Special Cane. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves Bore Eyes, Strengthen Weak Eyes. Doesn't Bmert, Soothes Eye Fain, and atlls for Wo. Try II la Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes fog' Scaly Krauds and Uranulatlon. Sold Again. For 10 long but blissful years they had walked along the path of love; but as yet the lovesick youth had never mentioned about their getting married. Courtship is very charming; but when there does not seem to be after rails at the end of it girls natur ally begin to lose Interest in the game. Anyhow, Jane thought it time that the marriage day was fixed, so she threw out a gentle hint to her lover by way of encouraging him. Encour agement, she thougnt, was au tne dear fellow wanted. "Nathaniel,' she whispered, coyly, "they're saying we're going to be mar ried soon. "Are they, though?" answered the stolid swain. "What a Jolly sell it'll be for them when they find out we aiat!" London Tit-Bits.. His View. "They say that women havs bo sense of humor." 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Every stormy day in which the hem are allowed to wander about without shelter, adds to the discrepancy In the egg basket - Of course we can wait until stormy weather sets In before making the chickenhouse snug and comfortable, but it will cost us something, in the loss of eggs, to do it . After it has been made all comfort able for the winter, take the time tc give it another whirl of spraying with whitewash into which two teaspoon tuls of carbolic acid to the pailful have been dropped. : If we will put the. drag on the road after late rains, right up until the ground freezes, we will have verj much better roads when the frosi comes out of the ground next spring It takes some courage to weed out the poultry flock down to the ver) essence of good quality, but this is the month to do it Why feed any old scrubs during the long winter months 1 Stuff them two weeks, and send them to market. Many people do not know that the tops of turnips, sugar beets and car rots can be cut off without Imparing their keeping qualities. This should be done before they are put Into win ter quarters. " Maybe it is too late to gather road dust for the fowls. If you have neg lected to do this, you can give them sifted coal-ashes, which is the nexl best thing. . A few dollars invested in storm-doon on the house will not only save fuel, but will prevent sudden blasts of cold air from reaching the occupant1 a thing which is . always attended by some danger. . If you will put storm-windows ovet the regular windows, be sure to pro vide openings in both for proper ven tilation. It is a fearful thing to sleen in an air-tight room. BUILD SUITABLE HOG HOUSES Building May Be Cheap and Simple Ir Construction, but Should Be Con venient Easily Arranged. When hogs , are handled in large, numbers, or where twenty or mon brood bows are kept, a hog house large enough to accommodate the ma Jorlty of the stock is often found This system has the advantage of en abllng the breeder to handle his hogi with less expenditure of labor and time than is possible if they are scat tered over a larger area. When such a house seems desirable it may be cheap and simple in con structlon, but should be convenient It should run east and west, and 1. most easily arranged with a row ol pens on each side of an alley way which extends the entire length of tht building. The walls may. be of one inch material siding, but should fit very close in order to prevent draughts. The roof should be moder ately high, to provide sufficient venti lation. Quite a number of windowi should be installed in order to pro Desirable Type of 8ow for Producing Large Litters. " vide sufficient sunlight to . keep tht pens dry and free from disease. The pens should be 7 by 8, or, for large sows, 8 by 10 feet. There are many things to be said In favor of individual houses. First of all the hogs can- be scattered more, thus lessening the chances of disease spreading through the entire herd Secondly, fields and pastures may be utilized regardless of their location oi proximity to other farm buildings Third, such buildings are quite inex pensive, and the number can be in creased as the herd increases in size There are many types of these houses. For a single sow, the A type is usually built 6 by 8 by 6 feet high The rectangular type is built 7 by t feet for one sow, or 9 by 12 and dlvld ed into two compartments. Those with the higher roof and with provi sions for opening either the sides oi the roof, have bo tar proven the most satisfactory. Hotel Washington ,or r r tw potom Washington Street, Corner of Twelfth. rOIXianQ, SJtVgVlL CHAS. H. ROWLEY. Manager. . V . $1.08. 11.60 12.00 Per Day With Bath Privilege. SLS0. 2.08 and 12.50 PemDny With Private Bath. Special Rata by week or month.- Bus to and from trains and boats, or take a Depot ear to Washington St. and transfer, get oil at Twelfth Street. European plan. 160 outside rooms. Fireproof Building, modem and clean in every respect. Hot and cold ronmna; wj' ho" telephones in every room, Sinsrle or double bedrooms. Lanre Parlor off Main Lobby. Not Liberal. Sims While in Paris I paid five dollars in tips alone. Waiter (assisting him on with his coat) You must have lived there a good many years, sir! . Blank Meter. ' "Who is that man over there ths one counting his fingers?" ; "That's Blobbs, the poet But he isn't counting his fingers; he's count ing his feet" Judge. - "BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER" Without good red blood a man has a weak heart and poor nerves. Thinness of Ithe blood, or anaemia, is common in yoima folk as well as old. Especially is it ' Ithe case with those who work in illy ventilated factories or those who are shut up Indoor in winter time with a coal stove burning up the oxygen or emitting carbonic (oxide) gas. This blood, or blood which lacks the red blood corpuscles, In anaemic people may have been caused by lack of good fresh air breathed into lungs, or by poor digestion or dyspepsia. Sometime people suffer Intense pain over the heart which is not heart disease at all, but caused by indigestion. Whatever the cause, there's Just one remedy that you can turn to knowing" that it has given satisfaction tor over 40 years. DR. PIERCE'S flOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY ' 1 Is a Wood cleanser and alterative that starts the liver and stomach Into vigorous I action. It thus assists the body to manufacture rich red blood which feeds the ' heart nerves brain and organs of the body. The organs work smoothly like machinery running in oil. You feel dean, strong and strenuous instead of tired, weak and faint Nowadays you can obtain Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis- "' covery Tablets, as well as the liquid form from all medicine dealers, or tablets . by mail, prepaid in Jl or 50c size. Adress R. V. Pierce, M. D, Buffalo, N. V. : ' DR. PIERCE'S GREAT 1008 PAGE ILLUSTRATED COMMON SENSE MEDICAL ADVISER WILL B8 SENT FREE, CLOTH IsOUND FOR 31 ONE-CENT STAMPS. 10 CENT "CASCARETS" FOR LIVER AND BOWELS Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad . Breath Candy Cathartic. ' No odds how bad your liver, stom ach or bowels; how much your head aches, how miserable you are from constipation, indigestion, biliousness and sluggish bowels you always get relief with Cascarets. They imme diately cleanse and regulate the stom ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry off the con stipated waste matter and poison from the intestines and bowels. A 10-cent box from your druggist will keep your liver and bowela clean; stomach sweet and head clear for months. They work while you sleep. Modern Artificial Teeth. Until avlittle more than. a century ago humanity had to rub along with out false teeth, of which nowadays one firm alone sells more than 12,000,- 000 a year. One of the first success ful makers was Glussepangelo Fonzi, an Italian dentist, who began practice in Paris In 1798, and, thanks to his skillful treatment of Lucien Bona parte, soon made his way. After years of experiment he discovered the sub stance from which artificial teeth are made and received the gold medal of the French Academy of Science. One of the earliest persons fitted with false teeth was the Empress of Russia. After Waterloo Fonzi emigrated to London and then to Madrid, where Ferdinand VII rewarded him with a yearly pension of 1000 ducats for a et of false teeth. London Echo. . Where the Farm Hand Balked. Sam had worked on the farm for nine years, and until his master took to poultry farming he was quits sat isfied with life. But this poultry business was a bit too much. He had to take the eggs as they were laid and write the date on them with an indelible pencil. And worse than that, he had also to write on the eggs the breed of the hen that laid them. - So one day he marched up to the farmer. , "I'm about fed up," he said, "and I'm going to leave!" The farmer was astonished. ' ' '.' "Surely, Sam," said he, "you are not going to leave me after all these years?" "Yes, but I am," retorted Sam. "I've done every kind of rotten job on this -here farm, but I'd rather starve than go i on being secretary of your old hens." Answers, London. Yoa Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write AllenS. Olmstede Roy, N. Y.,for free sample of Allen's FooMiase. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or ugnt snoes easy, a cerium cure ioi corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. 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