'ORCHARD
irlcultural Colleges and Experiment Stations
eciallg Suitable to Pacific Coast Conditions
tut-
,t any
quickest,
stomach
.me ior heavy hair that glis
tens with beauty and. is radiant with
life; has an incomparable softness and
Is fluffy arid lustrous, try Danderine.
Just one application doubles the
beauty of your hair, besides it imme
diately dissolves every particle . of
dandruff. ' You" can not have nice
heavy, healthy hair if you have
dandruff. This destructive scurf robs
the hair of its lustre, its strength and
Its very life, and if not overcome it
produces a feverlBhness and itching of
the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos
en and die; then the hair falls out
fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
Knowlton'B Danderinefrom any drug
etore and Just try it.
Bad Bachelor Hippos.
Sir John Kirk and Livingstone were
Attacked by a hippopotamus that was,
no doubt, a "bachelor." :- Speaking of
the hippopotami of the Chobe, Living
atone says that "as certain elderly
males are expelled from the herd they
become soured In their temper and so
misanthropic as to attack every canoe
that comes near them. The herd is
never dangerous except when a canoe
passes Into the midst of it when all
r Individuality.
uuman qualities come
ot in a life of comparative
..on. A big tree, an oak or elm,
standing out in an open field has a
toughness of fiber, a spread of boughs
and roundness of shape that is never
seen in a tree that? stands in the
woods. So people get Individuality by
being much alone. They become self
reliant by relying on themselves. They
gain clear opinions by thinking things
over,' and thinking them out to their
necessary conclusions. They acquire
inflexibility of purpose by facing ob
stacles and conquering them. The
pioneers of our country and the fath
ers of the republic were such men.
The projectors of great undertakings
carried through triumphantly have ac
quired their power in this way. The
country is the natural nursery of such
qualities. People are wanted on the
farms tnauise corn and grow stock
for ther ets; but they are wanted
there J-iore for the training of
manhooK-and womanhood in moral
worth, in religious sensibility, In stll
tne waits or a strong, upright person
ality. In the future as never hereto
fore, our cities- with their multiplying
wealth and lavish luxury are likely to
need tne country for that steady re
newal of their better life which shall
keep them from relaxing into sensu'
allty and sinking, into decay, Atlan
tic.
Free to Oar Headers
Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
' - . wmo murine tye uemeuy uo., umonfro, for
are asleep, and some of them may B-pKe liiuBtmted Ey8 Book Free, write ail
Strike the canoe in terror. As a rule, about, Your Eye Trouble and they will advlee
these animals flee the approach of
man. The 'solitaires,' however, fre
quent certain localities well known to
the inhabitants on the banks and, like
the rogue elephants, are extremely
dangerous." Livingstone learned that
when attacked by one you should dive
to the bottom and keep there a few
seconds, since the hippt, soon moves
off If he finds nobody on the surface.
London Sphere.
Peril In "White" Australia.
Colonization offers serious problems
for the advocates of a "white Austra
lia," North Queensland is within that
boundary of 20 degrees north and
south of the equator in which white
men may live, but ther cannot take
their wives there and found families.
So the doctor says. And the doctor
has noted that whereas the first gen
eration of whites does well, the second
and the third lead down to the failure
of the fourth. London Standard.
BE MERRY
This . is the season for
good" cheer and happi
ness, but You know how
hard it is to "be merry"
when Yo u r liver has de
veloped a "lazy spell."
To overcome this trouble
just try a short course of
Hbs tetter's
Stomach Bitters
It will prove very helpful. It
is for Poor Appetite, Nau
sea, Indigestion, Constipa
tion, Biliousness and Grippe
SI
a to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies In Your Speclul Case. Your
Druggist win tell you that Murine Kellevea
Bore Eyes, BlreuKthens Weak Kyes. Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Kyo Fain, and sells for Wo.
Try It In Your Eyes and la Uaby's Eyes for
Bcttly Eyelids and Granulation.
Gas Found In Trees.
Professor' J. A. Ferguson of the
Pennsylvania sfate college, reports ft
curious phenomena connected with the
cutting of hardwood trees in the Ozark
mountains. Cavities near the base of
the trees are often found to contain
gas. When these cavities are cut into
by the oak tie cutters of the region
the gas escapes with a whistling
sound, showing it to be under pres
sure, and if lighted it will burn with
a faint yellow flame. Tho sides of
the cavities containing gas are in all
cases darkened and look as though
seared with a hot iron. The popular
belief of the district is that these trees
are connocted through their roots with
a subterranean supply of natural gas,
and the land on which they grow is
valued accordingly. An examination
of the gas collected from a cotton
wood tree was made by Professor Bu
song of. the university of Kansas, and
it was found to be substantially the
same as natural gas with the addition
of some free hydrogen. Professor
Ferguson believes, however, that thla
l gns is the product of decomposition
ot me neartwoocl or the trees. Pitts
burg DlBpatch.
.Ily.
.nerally
A foreign
" value to
' said Miss
of domestic
schools, in ad
. indents Jn the
college farmers'
. scope Is wider and
ambitious, but the tor
sions touch more closely
ot tUe people. The most im
..nt thing that we can learn from
.m is how to manage the family in
come. 1
"All are agreed that young women
should be trained in producing arti
cles of diet, dress and home decora
tion; but we have not been quite so
quick to see the importance of train
ing in spending. Our women do the
greater part of the household buying,
and they have to do it without any
training. - Perhaps this is the most
difficult matter that has to be ad-
Justed in beginning married life. In
schools and homes of Britain, Bel
gium, France and Switzerland,- this
training for scientific household ex
penditure is given to tne young
women. It results in greater happi
ness and efficiency in the home.
"One of our greatest needs is tie
formation of a family financial consci
ousness. Girls should be trained to
make up a Just and well-balanced fam
ily budget. This training should rec
oncile their views and wisheswith
the condition of the home resources.
Foreign girls are trained to appor
tion the family Income among the va
rious necessities, to purchase the
most suitable articles in the different
classes, and to get a dollars' worth
for a dollar. The result of. this train
ing is ability to recognize and choose
the necessities before the luxuries;
and to stay within the allowance. The
girls dress more simply and suitably,
and the glaring defects in costume
too frequently seen in our country
are not often seen abroad. The same
principle determines the table sup
plies and the home decorations.
"Another result of thlB training in
economical expenditure is its tenden
cy to foster a spirit of true democra
cy. The daughter of the richest and
most aristocratic people takes her
place beside the daughter of the poor,
wearing the same cap and apron and
producing the same articles of dress
and diet. She may be called later to
preside over a more pretentious home,
but the use of similar home equipment
and material is still an equalizing fac
tor. .
"Again this training in values gives
the young woman a highly developed
ethical, sense. She learns to - obey
as a Btep in learning to command, and
she yields obedience with the Bame
show of respect that she will acquire
In others. In these things she learns
to distinguish between the essentials
and incidentals, and to discern the
degree of respect with which her com
mands are obeyed.
"The difference in training between
the foreign girls and ours may be in
dicated by the difference in the terms
we use to designate the kind of train
ing: We teach our girls domestic
science and art; foreigners teach
theirs house-craft."
Work and the Weather.
The restless days are here. All out
doors invites us and our work be
comes a conscious effort and a bore.
It Is the time when we are most in
sympathy with Jerome K. Jerome in
nis couression, as follows: "I like
work; it fascinates me. I can sit and
look at it for hours. I love to keep it
oy me me idea or cettlnir r d nf U
I nearly breaks my heart." Boston
Transcript,
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Explained.
The more some people have the
more tney want, which may explain
me secret or borrowing trouble. Buf
falo Express.
Mr. Gomoere Sticks.
Whatever may be Bald or thought
or me non. saniuol Gompers, he
knows how to hold his Job as well at
any man on record. New York World.
Mo Demand ForeiMe
Don't Be
Trifled With
Ask fcr S. S. S. and Dcn't Stand fcr ita
"Just as Gosd" Talk. '
"When ft -man lint the abort chance
fearae worked on him, he makes a noise
that brings the rolloe, and yet that Mm
man may walk into a store and have the
"Just a good" imme worked on him and
Wlen Yon Ask for S. S. S. Do So
With Emphasis. They WW
Understand.
tamely submit ' Why stand for It? The
Duly reason why any store will try to sub
Ututa something also for S. & & la the
lust for greater profit 8. S. 8. Is Ue
areatast Uood purifier known.
There la not ft mefllome tor any put
pose mora carefully mad than 8 8. 8. It
represents the highest typo of medicine.
IU medical properties are Just as, essen
tial to wall balanced health, U the blood
ba licit, aa are the nourishing- elements pt
meats, grains, fats and sugars of our daily
food. & & & la prepared direct from
native botanical material. Not a drop ot
drugs la added. Ni a drop of minerals
ta used. Thla Is one of the moat Import
ant thing to know and to remambeg
when your blood needs attention.
It Is the moat effective, the purest, the
quickest and most reliable medicine
known for poisoned blood, rheumatism
catarrhal Infection, malaria, akin disease,
old sores and all afflictions that show la
the blood, akin, Joints and muscles.
An Interesting book on the blood Ll
mailed to those who write. Get a bottle
of a 8. a today. It ta the world's great
est medicine. Insist upon tho dealer
banding you S. a S. and don't let htm
orate about something that he can't ad
vertise as free from todlda of potash and
other destructive mineral drugs, - -
If you have trouble getting S. - & 8.
write to The Swift PixsoWla Cot, o Swift
Hid. Atlanta, Ua., tut Ut of square deal
stores
Big Feeding Test Made. ;." :
Oregon Agricultural College. Corval-
Hs. Professor Sampson, of the depart
ment of animal husbandry of the Ore
gon agricultural college, has complet
ed a feeding test with pigs which has
been running since September 1. The
results of the test are significant in
that they open up a broad field for
developing pigs with the definite pur
pose of making them capable of con
suming a greater amount of food for
correspondingly greater gains.
On September 1, 30 pigs of different
litters were divided into three lots of
10 each. All were put on a ration of
barley 90 per cent, and tankage 30
per cent, and tho teat was continued
for 61 days. Lot one was given dry
rations, by hand. Lot two. was fed by
means of the "self-feeder." Lot three
was fod by hand, the rations being
soaKed for 12 hours before feeding.
The three lots, were divided evenly as
to weight, sex and parentage.-
Lot one required 463.5 pounds of
reeel for 100 pounds gain; lot two re
quired 418.2 pounds feed for 100
pounds gain, and lot three 449.8
pounds feed for 100 pounds gain. The
difference in daily gain between the
litters of pigs was from 1.42 to 1.86
pounds. The difference betweon the
lots varied only from 1.48 to 1.84
pounds. The poorest lot was better
than the poorest litter and the best
lot was better than the best litter.
The best individual ptg gained 2.44
pounds daily for 61 days, while the
poorest individual animal gained but
one pound a day, during the test In
feeding 100 pigs similar to the best
used in the recent Wst, at the present
prices of feed and of pork, the owner
would realize $297.60 profit, not count
ing labor or investment In feeding
100 pigs slmllnr to the poorest he
would realize but $115.65 profit The
tests show the self-feeder is an eco
nomical means of producing pork.
The labor of feeding is reduced one-
half by this method and less feed is
required. ;
; Cows and Irrigated Farms. '
Oregon Agricultural College, Corval
lis. The little dairy cow of the north
west has been called upon to bridge
the gap .between the irrigated small
larm and success, according to Profes
sor R. R. Graves, head of the dairy
department of thd Oregon agricultural
college, and is making a very satis
factory response. Dairy cows are val
uable on these small farms no only
for the dairy products they supply
but even more largely for their contrir
button to the soil.
Dairy products are highly desirable
to furnish a money income at the time
ft is most needed. Many of the farms
in the irrigation projects are to be
planted to fruit trees, but it requires
several years to bring them into regu
lar and profitable bearing. During
this interval dairying is the most prof
itable means of providing running ex
penses. And as a means of adding
humus, the only soil element serious
ly, lacking, the dairying industry is
unexcelled.
So the fanners of these small tracts
are fast coming to appreciate the
dairy cow. , "I, have never before seen
so great , an interest in dairying as
was shown by the farmers of the Her
miston section at the first annual
dairy show held there a short time
ago," said Professor Graves. "For
the size of the community and the
length f time in which dairying has
been followed, the number of people
in attendance and the number of ani
mals exhibited were remarkable. And
they all wanted to know the desirable
points in a dairy cow and how to feed
and care for her. Mr. O. M. Plummer
of the Portland Stock Yard company,
who attended the show, stated that
there were more peoplewho watched
the placing of the cattle than were
present during the judging at either
the Oregon or Washington state fair.
"Of course the Quality of the dairy
herd is not equal to that of the herds
in the well established dairy sections.
But the dairymen were present with
their stock to learn their value as
dairy cattle and to find out how to
improve them. Just wait until next
year and I believe you will see a great
Improvement in the condition and
quality of the cattle that will be
shown. There were sixteen cows that
this year were entered in the one-day
milking contest, and great interest
was taken in the result In all there
were 75 head of dairy stock shown,
and some two dozen hogs.
"The farmers in the vicinity of Her
mlston are planning to make their
community a center for Jerseys,1 and
those around Stanfield are hoping to
make their district known as a Hoi
stein center.
"The dairy cow will be a great help
to the land while the young orchards
are coming into bearing. The soli
needs organic matter, and the pres
ence of , considerable quantities of
humus will , greatly reduce the cost
of irrigation, as less water will be re
quired. -
"Large amounts of high grade al
falfa can be produced on the farms
there, and corn can be grown for sil
age. The combination, alfalfa and
corn Bilage, makes about the best
foundation for a dairy ration that can
be- had. It will be a great deal more
profitable to feed alfalfa to cows on
the farm than to send it to market.
Farmers will be more independent of
glutted hay markets and low prices,
and can always dispose of their al
falfa and corn silage at a good profit
by making them into milk and butter.
"When dairying on the small irri
gated farm is thoroughly established
In the Hermiston district, I look to
see one of the most prosperous dairy
districts of the state at that place."
SWINGING A PENDULUM
Articles Needed for Trick Are
Easily Picked Up.
With Little Practice Anyone Can Be
come Skilled Medium It Is Only
Necessary to 'Move the Table
That la In Use Slightly. ,
, To swing a pendulum, picked out
from a number of them at random,
without touching it is a very puzzling
trick., ; The articles necessary are a
medium-sized table and a number of
pendulums, some of which are sus
pended from a rod with their lower
weighted ends inside of water and
wine glasses placed on the table, and
others attached to corks so that they
will hang inside of bottles. ; : "
, The spectators gather around the
table, which can be in , full, light
writes James A. Hart of Philadelphia
: -' i-1 I I ',)s;:y-;
A Consistent Layer.
Oregon Agricultural College, Corval-
lis. A hen that produces 664 eggs in
three consecutive years Is a triumph
of the breeders art Hen No. A 27
of the Oregon agricultural college sta
tion, has made this marvelous record.
During the first year she laid 240
eggs, the second 222, and the third
202. Like most of the other remark
able layers in the champion flock, she
Is a cross bred hen of the Barred
Rock and White Leghorn breeds, and
belongs to the new strain or breed
that is being developed by Professor
James Dryden for increasing egg pro
duction. The value of her three years'
work, 55 1-3 dozen eggs at 25c per
dozen, Is about $14. The cost of her
feed for three, years is about $4.50.
This leaves a margin of $9.50 to pay
for Investment and labor.
Any One Pendulum Can Be Made to
Swing at Will by Moving the Table
Slightly. ' '
In the Popular Mechanics. The per
former sits at one side of the table'
with his hands fiat on tho - top. A
person may pick . out any pendulum
and ask him to swing it, which he
will proceed to do without touching
it, also making it strike the glase
while' it swings. Another pendulum
may be pointed out and he will start
that one apparently. by looking at it,
while the other one stops, ; -
This may seem to be impossible
yet it is very easy. It will be seeB
that no two pendulums have the same
length. A pendulum makes a certain
number of swings In a given timede
pending on its length. A long pen
dulum requires more time to complete
Its swing and will, therefore, make
a less number of swings than a short
one in the same time. It is only nec
essary to move the table slightly and
watch the pendulum picked out until
It begins to swing independently of
the others, which soon happens. To
make : the longer pendulums .swing,
longer movements of the table top
must be made. - With a little practice
anyone can become a skilled medium
In pendulum swinging '
A Valuable Suggestion. '
"We must do something," said the
president of the great railroad system,
"to Increase our revenues. Can you
suggest anything?"
. "I don't know of any way," replied
the . treasurer, "unless you and the
chairman of the board are willing to
go into- vaudeville or report the
world's championship games and turn
your salaries In as gross earnings."
umcago Kecora-Herald. i.
Mothers win find Mrs. Wlnsiows Soothing
Syrup the best remedr to use for their children
uiuif we teeuung period.
. Can't Escape Him.
On a recent examination paper in
civics was this question: "If the pres
ident, vice-president and all the mem
bers of the cabinet should die, who
would officiate?"
'Robert, a boy of 12, thought for
some time, trying in Vain to recall
who came next in succession. At last
a happy inspiration cam9 to him and
he answered: "The undertaker."
Chicago Daily News. -'''
In New Zealand every man out of
work has ,the right' to demand Em
ployment on work of public imDrove-
ment at the prevailing rate of wages.
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1
Sc. m
II
RAISES the DOUGH
Better than other powde
producing light, dainty, whole
soma cakes and pastries
CRESCENT
BAKING
POWDER
is high gnd and
moderate in price I
25c lb. Un at grocers. I
Crweeat Mfg. Cet.SeattU !
ram
Was a "Ringer" at Last Election.
It is not clear whether Mr. Sulzer Is
a full member of the Bull Moose party
or only on the waiting list Washing
ton Post "
Hotel Washington
wasbing-ton Street, Corner of Twelfth.
CHAS. H. ROWLEY, Manager. . 1
fl.00, $1.50 $2.00 Per Day With Bath Privilege.
, Bame Bates for One or Two Persons In a Boost
Portland, Oregon.
$1.50. $2.00 and $2.50 Per Day With PriTsia Bsih.
Soeclal Rate htl tneele nr mnnth Tt,a n I 1 r. .
Washing-ton St. and transfer, get off at Twelfth Street. European plan. 160 outside rooms.
Fireproof Building, modern and clean in every respect. Hot and cold running water and both
telephones in every room. Single or double bedrooms. Large Parlor off Main Lobby.
The Imperator on a recent trln
brought safely across the Atlantic
4981 persons the greatest human
cargo ever carried by any seagoing
vessel. Of these 3649 were passeng
ers and 1332 were crew.
A famous optical works in Austria
is using ultra-violet rays produced by
arc lights, the carbons of which are
impregnated with the salts of iron,
for examining the purity of materials
with which it deals. .
IatGirlhood
Womanhood
BIRD'S NEST CHANGED ROAD
Thousands of Men, Horses and Wag-
one .Turned Aside to Avoid Doing
Harm to Songster's Home.
Impressionist School. ,
A painter of the "Impressionist"
school Is now confined in a lunatio
asylum. To all persons who visit his
studio he says, "Look here, this is the
mtest masterpiece of my composition."
They look, and see nothing but an ex
panse of bare canvas. , They ask,
" hat does that represent? '
"That? Why, that represents the
passage of the Jews through -the Red
Sea."
"T?pg pardon, but where is the sea?"
It has been driven back."
"And where are the Jews?"
"They have crossed over."
"And the Egyptians?"
"Will be here directly. That's the
sort of painting I like simple, sug
gestive and unpretentious" London
Tit-Bits.
Chocolate Caramels Boll together
2 cups of brown sugar, cup of mo
lasses, 6 cups ot cream, M to cup
of butter, and cup of chocolate to
tne "Hard Ball" stage until the -portion
tested forms a firm ball. Add 1
teaspoon of vanilla, and a cup ot
chopped nuts, if desired. Tour into
buttered pans. When cool, cut in
squares and shape Into cubes with
two knives. (With the larger amount
of butter the candy must be stirred
to keep it from burning,- and with the
smaller amount there is more danger
of graining.) Oregon Agricultural
College.
Scandalized.
A young girl who was paying a visit
to an aunt came to tea very late one
afternoon. "Where in the world have
you been?" asked her aunt
"In the hammock all the afternoon."
replied the girl, "with my beloved
Robert Browning."
. The aunt, eyed her sternly. "If I
hear of any more such scandalous pro
ceedings." she said, "I shall certainly
write to your mother." Toronto
Globe.
There are nearly 2000 stitches
ft pair of hand-sewed boots.
in
Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow.
She appeared to be somewhat excit
ed when he came home that night, and
he naturally asked the cause.
"The man in the top flat has fallen
In love with our cook," she said.
"What of it?" he asked.
"lie's been trying to get her to run
away and marry him."
"Do yon mean the man who prac
tices on the cornet every day?"
She said he did, and he made a
dive for hts pocket
"Tell the cook." he exclaimed, "that
I'm a poor man, but Til give $50 If
she'll go." Cleveland Leader. ,
Useless Information.
The Panama canal has produced 13.
000.000 tons of earth and 26,000,000
tons of literature.
There are no chimneys in Ttmbuc
too. ,
The average girl gets 57 bunches of
violets per year before marriage.
The average girl gets two bunches
of violets per year after marriage.
It costs about JHS0 to make a dol
lar graduating gown.
Prince Edward Island has 93.728 in
habitants and 478,366 acres in field
crops.
Some years ago, Gen. David S. Stan
ley of the. United States army was
leading a force across the plains. . He
was laying out the route for a great
railroad. There were 2,000 men, 2,600
horses and mules and a train of 250
wagons heavily laden.
One day the general was riding at
the head of the broad column, when
suddenly his voice rang out "Halt!"
. A bird's nest lay on the ground di
rectly in front of him. In another mo
ment the horses would hive trampled
on the nestlings. The mother bird
was flying about and chirping in the
greatest anxiety. But the brave gen
eral had not brought out his army to
destroy a bird's nest. :
He halted for a moment, looked at
the little birds in the nest below, and
then gave the order. "Left oblique! "
Men, horses, mules and wagons
turned aside, and spared the home of
helpless bird. Months, and even years
after, those who crossed the plains
saw a great bend in the trail. It was
the bend made to avoid crushing the
bird's nest Young People's Paper. '
' ': OR l:
BIOTHEREOOD
Assist Nature
now and then,
-with a gentle .
cathartic Dr. t.
Pierce's Pleas
andPeUett tone.)
mj) and invigor
ate liver and
2owels. Be sure
you. get what
you ask for.
The women who have used
, Dr. Pierce s Favorite
I Prescription will tell you
that it freed them from mm
helped them over painful periods in
their life and saved them many a day ;
of anguish and misery. This tonic, in
liquid form, was devised over 40 years
ago for the womanly system, by R.V.
Pierce, M. D., and has been sold ever
since by dealers in medicine to the
benefit of many thousand women.
Nowif you prefer you can obtain Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription tablets at
your druggist at $1 pet box, also in SOe
size or send 50 one cent stamps to Dr.
R.V. Pierces Buffalo, N. Y. for trial box.
Comforts In Guest-Rooms.
Dickens, who traveled much - and
Buffered many bedrooms, gave special
regard to the equipment of the guests'
sleeping apartments in his famous
home, Gad's Hill. In "Charles Dickens
as I Knew- Him," Charles Dolby re
cords: "Each of these rooms con
tained the most comfortable of beds,
a sofa, an easy chair, cane-bottomed
chairs In which Mr. Dickens had
great belief, always preferring to use
one himself a large-sized -writing-
table profusely supplied with paper
and envelopes ot every description,
and an almost daily change of new
quill pens. There was a miniature li
brary of books in each room, a com
fortable fire in winter, with shining
copper kettle in each fireplace, and,
on a side table, cups, saucers, tea
caddy, teapot sugar and milk," Lon
don Tit-Bits. ....
WORLD PUZZLE IS AMUSING
Trlok Is to Start , From Any Angle or
Town on Diagram and Visit ,
; Every Other Village Once.
Can you, starting from any angie or
town on this diagram, find a route
which will take you to every other
town once, and once only?
The route must bring you back to
the town from which you set out.
Starting from any angle or town on
ttiis diagram, tot visit every other
town once, and once only, and to re-
.Newfoundland is now regarded as
one ot the most promising future
sources of supply of petroleum within
the British empire. There are oil in
dications for 200 miles along the west
coast
Constipation causes and seriously ag
gravates many diseases. It is thor
oughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets.
Tiny sugar-coated granules.
Keep It Dark.
In the deserted kindergarten room
at the settlement a little girl was
thumping the piano to her heart's con
tent A resident looked in at the door
and smiled. "Go right on, Catherine,'
she said, "if you're sure your hands
are quite clean."
"Oh, that's all right, Miss Emily."
was the answer, "I'm being very care
ful; I'm Just playing on the black
keys." New York Globe.
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Around the World Puzzle.
turn to our starting point we. mar
take either of these two courses:
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K S H G F,
or
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E J H O F. '
The arrangement Is cyclical, and
the route can be begun at any point
by transferring the proper number
ot letters from one end to the other.
His Reason. c
Once when Phillips Brooks was re
covering from a rather severe illness
he ordered that no one whatsoever be
admitted to see him. One fine day
Robert G. IngersoU called and the
bishop requested that he be admitted
and brought to the sickroom at once.
"I certainly appreciate this," said
the mystified IngersoU, when he had
shaken hands with the reverend gen
tleman, "but why see me when yon
deny yourself to your friends?"
"It Is this way," responded the bish
op. I reel confident of teeing my
friends la the next world, but this may
be ny last chance ot seelnf yoal
10 CENT "CASCARETS"
IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels They
work while you sleep.
- Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in a swill barrel That's
the first step to untold misery indi
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
skin, mental fears, everything that is
horrible and. nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constipated
bowels a thorough ' cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you 6leep a 10-cent box
from your druggist will keep you feel
ing good for months.
GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS"
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
j tender little Stomach, liver
and bowels.
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, your little one's stomach, liver
and ' bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
Ish, stomach sour, breath bad: has
sore, throat diarrhoea, full of cold,
give a teaspoonful , of "California
syrup or .rigs," and in a few hours all
the foul, constipated waste, undieest-
eu iooa ana sour Due gently moves
out of its little bowels without grip
in?. And Vrm Iiqva o wall nlnwfnl .1.11J
a, - jv.. J u n c, iajliu VUilU
again.. Ask your druggist for a 60
cent bottle of "California Syrup of
FieB ." whlrih rnnrnlna full illi-ontlnno
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for babies, children ot all ages and
for grown-ups. v
Oar-Earliest Memories.
How far back In one's life can one
remember? Herbert Spencer used to .
recall faint pictures of playing in the .
garden with a sister, a year his junior,
who died at 2 years old. His most,
vivid recollection, however, "worth
mentioning Decause of its psychologi
cal interest is that of certain results
caused in me by being left alone for
the first time;" The nurse went out -and
locked him up alone in the house.
It was the evening of the week when
the bells of All Saints' Derby were
rung, and they were going all the time
the child suffered in loneliness. "All
through the early part'of my life, and
even in adult years, I never heard
1.1 1 11 i.a ....
uiese oejia wiinour. a reeling or sad
ness coming over me." London Pall
Mall Gazette.
Young Women Join Sodality. .
A class of young women were re
ceived into the young ladies sodality
of Our Lady of Lourdes Catholic
church last night and the feast f the
immaculate conception will be ob
served in the church today. Masses
will be celebrated at 6, 7 and 8 a. m.,
with solemn high, mass at 9 a. m. The
Very Rev. A. Verhagen will be cele
brant, the Rev. Robert Armstrong,
deacon, and the Rev. J. Croniu, sub
deacon. ' , - T
An Unreliable Doctor.
Mr. Seabury came home from th
office one night and told his wife he
had been to see the doctor.
He said I was all tired out" aM
Seabury, "and he thinks I ought to ro
away on a fishing trip." '
"But of course, you don't bAllnva
him," responded the wife.
'Why not?" queried Seabunr. in an.
prise.
'Well " said Mrs. Seabnrv. vnn
didn't have any confidence in him
when he told me I ought to go to
Europe." New York Times.
The 12.000.000 worth of Hn
which Is the average yearly output of
the United Kingdom would wrap the
earth at the equator 6even times.
When a man. is sick he sends for a
doctor, when he is ill he summons a
physician. Chicago News.
This year there are S213 young wo
men enrolled at the German univer
sities; 2900 of them are German young
women.
The California oil product In 1912
was 87,000,000 barrels, which was 6,
000,000 barrels more than the previous
year.
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Everybody loves
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Do yon want to learn to play Plane,
Organ, Violin or Guitar. For a small
sura wa will teach yon
AT HOME
to play fourth grade music rag-aidlaM
of number of lessons required. Any
one who can read can learn by ear
method.
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