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is for pork, stc. Portland WANTED: Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides NO COMMISSION CHARGED. V Writ today for bum and our net cash price list. We guarantee fair treatment, highest prices, and "Check by Heturn Mail." Giro us a trial with f our next lot of produce. I. H. Schmalz ft Co., ait-Ui Capital. S10.000. 141-143 Frsst St, Pirthki On .'-"u: No Facilities. "They say that Cupid strikes the match that sets the world aglow. But where does Cupid strike the match? that's what I'd like to know." Cor nell Widow. . . Public Servant. "A human being trying to co-operate with other human beings in a com mon service" is a public servant who amply earns his pay. Louisville Courier-Journal. Awful Prospect. " t "Pop,'; did you look like me when you were a boy?" "Yes, Willie; why do you-ask?" "Oh, nothing." Puck. HOWARD E. BTJBTOH - Amyer ana Chemlut, Leadrille, Colorado. Bpeoimen trices: Uold. Oliver. Lead, U. Gold, SUver, 7Soi Gold Wo; Kino or Copper, St. Mailing enrelopee ad full prtoeliaf tom gi application, voniroi ana umpire won lielted, Sefereneei Oarbonateliatlonaf Bask. Machinery Becond-Hand Haehhv ery bought, told and erehanped; enaMnee. boilers, aawmflla, etc. The J. E. Martin Co 83 1st Ct. Portland. Send for Stock List and prioea. T TT 1-vJ ( BUSINESS COLLEGE l WASHINGTON & TENTH SJSi PORTLAND... ORE: M.&M. SCHOOL of TELEGRAPHY (33-635 Chamber of Commerce Building PORTLAND, OBECON A school for the teaching of Telegraphy tinder . the personal supervision of the proprietor, A. E. Myers, expert telegrapher. I)ay and night sessions. TERMS: Courses in easy monthly installments, enabling you to take up a well paid profession at little cost Writ for fuU particulars. Hours. 10 a. m. to 6 p. m., or by appointment waia mil DR. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Scientific Treatment of all Acuta and Chronic Diseases. Licensed Practitioner. Suite 424-6-7 Arcade Building. Seattle. . K Hand-Power Stump Puller EASY TERMS. Walter JT. Fltzpatrlck. Wiiia(1 Fetal Asm, Saltlt PORTLAND, OREGON Y.M.C.A-"' SCHOOLS $500,000 EQUIPMENT. 60 MEN TEACHERS. 76 COURSES. GYMNASIUMS. SWIMMING. LIBRARIES. Coarse Dj icVnI fct, 6 mm. Commercial , S 60.00 Shorthand , 60.00 Automobile 61.00 Wireless Telegraphy 60.00 Telegraphy and Train Despatching 25.00 Electrical Engineering 60.00 Civil Service 8.00 College Preparatory 40.00 Boys Elementary School 6.00 Plumbing 26.00 Carpentry , 15.00 Mining and Assaying 80.00 Pharmacy 80.00 Mechanical Engineering 26.00 Other courses $2.00 to 160.00 Bend for Free Illustrated Catalogue. CENTRAL Y. M. C. A PORTLAND, OR. Colonel Mclntyre Hat a Red-hot Sun day at Ashbury Park. , Ashbury Park, N. J. This fashion able summer resort was visited last week-end by Colonel Mclntyre and the Central Provincial Quartet A special feature of the campaign conducted by the Colonel were the open-air gather ings at the "Oospol Chariot" in the grove, where the crowds listened with rapt attention and appreciation. Des pite the fact that the heat was intense, with the thermometer registering 98 degrees in the shade, the meetings were successful, and one soul claimed Christ. Captain Cameron and Lieu tenants Sowton and Jackson are car rying on a good work here. W. II. 13. "His 6lde Line. "That poet who wrote an ode to a bunch of daffodils and won the $10,000 price offered by the eastern magaslno it that all be does for a living?" "By no means. lie Is also an authority on onion culture and is a staff contribu tor for three agricultural Journals." Hard to Please. An old citizen in a country village, being asked for a subscription toward repairing the fence of the graveyard, declined, saying: "I subscribed to ward improving that burying ground nigh on to forty years ago and my fam ily hain't had no benefit from it yet" A Six Foot Clock. A six-foot clock which stands in an office at Carlisle, Pa., has been operat ed by electricity from the earth since 1870. A wire runs from the earth to a magnet in the clock, and bo constant has the supply of electricity been that the clock has run well-nigh contin uously since It was invented. To Save Closet Space. Metal towel racks, that have flat places at each curved end to screw to a wall, will almost double the capacity of your closet if screwed to the bot tom of the lower shelf. A dozen gar ment hangers may bo suspended from each one. Club Motto. ' The motto of a certain women's club Is "In great things unity, in small things liberty, in all things charity." What Counts. What counts 1b what we feel within, not what we do without Life. Generally Succeeds. A woman likes to marry a man who feels that he was born to command, Just to prove to him that he wasn't-Puck. QUAINTLY PRETTY . - IS BASKET: HAT With EJaborate Trimmings, the Style Has Become Popu-. v " lar in Paris. i f WORN WITH TAILORED SUITS Well Called Triumph of the Milliners' Art Utilllty of Floating Veil Rec ognizedWaistcoats of White Tulle and -Various Flow . ered Silks. P FOR SICK HEADACHE SOUR STOMACH, DYSPEPSIA, POOR APPETITE, CONSTIPATION. LIVER COMPLAINT, BILIOUSNESS ROMAN EYE BALSAM FOR SCALDING SENSATION IN EYES AND ALL FORMS OF IN FLAMMATION OF EYES OR EYELIDS Rest Some doctors say that if a woman could really rest until ten o clock ev ery day she would add a decade to her life. Rest Is the only thing that lets us catch up with ourselves. Novel Method of Revenge. Jilted by her fiance, a young Paris dressmaker avenged herself on the young man recently by painting his face and hands with black varnish while he was asleep. Exception to the Rule. Brlggs "They say that 'two heads are better than one.' " Griggs "That's all a mistake. Both my wife and I want to be the head of the house and It doesn't work at all." The "Topgf ade" Shoe FOR MEN A Really Classy Shoe If rear scaler im mi kudk mat Is' PRINCE SHOE CO.. Portland, Ore. Determining Factor. Technique, sooner or later, deter mines the fate of a play. William T. Price. Summer Annoyances such as prickly heat ivy poisoning, Insect bites and offensive perspiration are quickly relieved by applying Ty- ree s Antiseptic Powder. 25c. at drug gists or write J. 8. Tyree, Washington, u. c, for free sample. Adv. Disillusionment A woman had three caskets to give to a man. One day she read in his eyes that he could take but the near est and lowest and that instant arose from her heart the walling cry. "The king is dead." Will Levlngton Com' fort . For a Red Blotchy Skin The Remarkable Action of a Famous Remedy and Some Facts About It. The skin Is but a net work of fine blood vessels. , And It la a perfectly natural consequence that any influence In the blood that Is a condition ot 111 health makes Its first appearance In the skin. There are certain medicinal properties mat follow the oourse of the blood stream and the Influence of these properties Is tnat ot an antidote. This Is why 8. 8. 8., the best known blood purifier, has such positive action in the skin. There Is one Ingredient In S. B. 8. which peoullarly stimulates cellulur or glandular activity to select from the blood or from this fine not work of blood vessels In the skin, inosa elements which it requires for re generation. Ihus pimples, acne, eczema, lupus, or any other blood condition that attacks the skin or seeks an outlet through the skin la met with the antidotal effect of 8. 8. 8. The action of 8. 8. 8. in the cellulnj tissues of the body serves the aotlve pur pose of stimulating each cellular part to the healthy and judicious selection of Its own essential nutriment Not only this, but if from the presence of some disturb ing poison a condition ef disease arises, 8. & 8. so directs the local cells that this poison is rejected and eliminated from their presence. This Is why skin troubles vanish se resdlly and why they do not return. Under the influence of 8. & a this fine net work of blood vessels In the skin Is constantly taking from the blood the nu trition required for healthy tissue and the cause of disease is just as constantly be ing removed, scattered and rendered harmless. These facts are more fully explained in a book on skin troubles sent by The Swift Bpeclflo Co., 100 Swift Blar., Atlanta, Go. You will And 8. & 8. on sol at all drug stores. Cet a bottle to-day and banish all skin afflictions. ARIS. The basket hat is a quaint affair! It is shaped almost ex actly like a small basketand the handle Is represented by a little string of velvet or satin passed tight ly under the chin. These novel hats are trimmed with bunches of fruit or with careless wreaths of small flow ers. M. Claude Cherys has sketched basket hat to accompany this article. Here you have this new and quite ori ginal shape at its best The model was made of Japanese straw in a deep shade of midnight blue . and at one side there was a splendid "coq de roche" In a rich tomato red tint The hat was tied under the chin with strings of deep blue tulle. This shape looks well when worn with tailored suits of white linen and the brilliant note introduced in the trimming of the hat miKht be repeated In the waistcoat or sash. Another Cherys hat is quite pictur esque in outline. It Is large and shady and the brim Is not wired; the attrac tlon of the hat is the supple brim, which falls into graceful curves with each movement of Its wearer. This Is a Carller model. The hat itself is made of satin In a rich port wine shade, and this satin is veiled with dull blue chiffon. The low crown is wreathed with red berries framed In dark green leaves; at one side there Is a mount of folded green leaves and berries. These wide "flop" shapes are very fashionable. They are made in all the newest varieties of straw as well as In Leghorn and Tuscan. They demand a young and pretty face, for the "flop" hat is apt to add unwel come years when adopted by a woman who has passed her first youth Floating Veil Popular. The floating veil, which originally oame from the States, Is amazingly popular. There is a great art in ar ranging and wearing these long veils. NEW BASKET HAT. " 0?er A Half Acre of School Rooms An Enviable Record 969 the history of our schi 14fi7 C" tor offlp Ip last rear. This b the burseat denand for . . hela eer reoonlwl la the history of any eolleae In the North, west, and affords as an excellent opportunity to Guarantee poeittoM to eur Graduates. Write as at once for Information eonoemtn ear courses: Bookkeeping. Ehorthuid, Penmanship, TypewriUnc ToJacraphy. BUSINESS COLLEGE I. M. WALKER. PreoWoM. rewth St-, Near Morris Parties Or, Quaint basket hat In deep blue straw, trimmed with an Immense coq de roche In a deep shade of tomato red. Wide strings of blue tulle. To look well they must be pinned on the hat as though they were going to cover the face, and then they must be carelessly thrown back and allowed to fall loosely over the shoulders, or more correctly, over one shoulder. Several well known French women have long made a practice of wearing these veils. For example, Mme. Ed- mond Rostand, Mme. Catulle Mendes, the VIcomtesse d'Orlgny, Comtesse Qreffulhe and others. These long veils look splendid when made of real fine black lace; they are effective In white also, but the fine black lace veils meet with most approval from the exclusive Parlslennes. For the Trouvllle season those long veils will be in great demand. When stirred by sea breezes they float out in a delight ful fashion, making a fascinating frame for face and hair. These veils can be worn with severely plain sailor shapes, when the brim of the hat is sufficiently wide; they do not look well with small sailor hats, though they can be made to give excellent effects when worn with close fitting toques. Various laces are used for such veils as those just described, fine Chantilly, Malines, point d'Angleterre, eto. For garden hats or for morning wear at the seaside the most fashion able hats are thoso made of rough natural straw In the "canotler" or sailor shape, or the same shape cov ered with fine linen in two shades. White linen canotiers lined with pale blue or pale linen look well when ac companied by a floating veil In pale tinted chiffon. Everything is done to bring about picturesque, extra, feminine effects. Whits Tulle Waistcoats. In Paris they are making a spe cialty ot white tulle waistcoats, little sleeveless garments which give an air of extreme distinction to a simple linen suit These waistcoats are sometimes set in fine tucks and bor dered with a flat niching, sometimes they are made of two thicknesses of tulle and left plain, with a border of washing silk in white or some very pale color. .. The prettiest possible buttons are introduced on these 'garments; ba roque pearls, turquoises set in rims of paste, little globus of pale quartz, etc. Now that lace and net frills are al most ubiquitous on the front of sum mer blouses these net and tulle waist coats complete an ultrasummary cos tume. The Bult Itself may be of the plainest , order, Just a well tailored coat and skirt in white linen or thin blue serge. Both skirt and coat should be guiltless of. trimming, but the frilled chemisette and ,. dainty waistcoat will make the whole thing a delight to the eye. In Flowered 811k. Flowered silk waistcoats fashioned in modified Louis XIV. style are also very fashionable. These waistcoats have pockets at breast and hips; they are always double breasted and they are frequently finished with buttons of great value. These Louis XIV. and Louis XV. waistcoats can be worn with all sorts and conditions of coats. those of satin, linen, serge, shantung, eto. Some of the new flowered silks sent out by the famous Lyons firms are rarely beautiful. Sometimes the ground Is of shot silk and the flowers are of the "blurred" order, sometimes irregular sprays of roses or pansies are thrown against a ground of white watered silk. Oreat care must be taken to have buttons which harmon ize with some leading tint in the flow ers. In Paris the attention is concen trated on such apparent trifles as but tons and shoe buckles, with the result that a note of extreme richness is frequently added to ah otherwise sim ple costume. New Neck Ruffles. Neck ruffles of the order in which in Paris is called "tour de cou" are more popular than ever. And they are made In endless variety. Some of the most charming are those composed of fine silk tulle In two, even three, different shades; for example, white, palma vio let and black, or again, rose DuBarry, China blue and black. . On the other hand the ruffles made of pure white tulle are full of fascination. They make an .enchanting frame for the face and, comparatively inexpensive, are within reach of all. For young girls soft ruffles of white silk tulle with pale roses set into the folds are lovely. These ruffles can be tied by long lengths of soft satin ribbon or they can be invisibly fastened with a hook and eye. It Is very much the fashion to make neck ruffles and hat trimmings to match, a wide ruffle of black and white tulle Inset with deep red roses circling the hat crown as well as the throat, for example. Home Made Ruga. Any woman may make at very small cost the most artistic rug to corre spond with any desired color scheme. After cutting rags in the usual way, sew them hit or miss, and then color them. This will produce a blended ef fect of many tones of the same color that is very effective. They should have a border of a good, plain corre sponding tone, with a thread of con trasting color. These hit or miss rags put through a bronze green dye and woven with a thread of old gold and dull green border are beautiful. Blue and white makes a dainty com bination that, while delicate, win en dure laundering. Another lovely rag Is made by coloring the mixed center in buff. Edge th'a with a narrow 6trip of old rose and I ' ve a border of deep shaded brown, eusred with just a thread of black. Many other artistic combinations may be used to suit the taste. SWIMMING BOOT IS HELPFUL Paddle Blade Moves Like Fin When Leg Is Kicked Out - Giving ln ' creased Speed and Power. Strictly speaking, this should 'not be called a boot at all, but the device. fits around the leg in such a manner as to Justify the name. It was Invent ed by an Ohio man and is said to en able a swimmer to get much greater speed -with much less effort,, A hing ed blade is fastened to the , leg by straps that go around the limb and under the foot When the leg is drawn forward through the water the blade lies close against it, but when the kick back comes the blade stands out straight and acts like a fish's fin to afford resistance to the water. There are stops at top and bottom to prevent the blade from making the complete semi-circle on its forward 8wlmmlng Boot movement Obviously, a devise of this kind greatly Increases the power behind the stroke and enables a swim mer to make remarkable headway. GAME OF IDENTITY PLEASING One Player Is Asked Questions Until He Recognizes Character He Then Represents. There are two ways of playing the game. The first method Is to send one player out of the room. The oth ers then decide upon a well-known character in history or fiction whom the absent one is to represent He is then recalled and each of the others, in turn, asks him a question about himself until he recognizes the charac ter that has been thrust upon him. On his return the player may be assailed with such questions as: "Did you like life on an island?". "You must have grown tired of keeping your arms crossed on your chest for so many pic tures, didn't you 7" "How many of your brothers were kings?" 'Is your present residence in Paris to your lik ing?". It would probably require no more questioning to indicate that Na poleon was the character chosen. The other form of the game allows the person who goes out to decide upon a character to represent and then act it out for the others to guess. Sometimes the company is divided into two groups and each side in turn acts out an event in the career of the character chosen. PRICE OF ELECTRIC MOTORS Plcnlo Hint To keep butter cold, take two pans, one larger than the other, put the but ter In the smaller pan, and set it into the larger, in which put two table spoonfuls of salt and enough cold wa ter to reach to the top of the small er pan. Soak a clean flower pot In water and cover the butter. Resoak the flower pot every little while and the butter will stay firm. If you are In the country where you can get hay, you will find a hay box a good place to keep butter. Line a box thickly with hay. Saturate the hay with cold water, then set in the crocks of butter, which, ' of course, must be cold to start with. Cover with more hay, and place a blanket or piece of carpet over all. Soutached Belts for Children. Four-lnch-wlde belts are the smart accessory for tots gins or boys to wear with their linen and crash frocks. Any mother who has time to do fancy needlework can make one of these belts, as they are simply of dark-toned denim, cretonne or flower ed linen embroidered with fine soutache in white or a pale shade of rose, blue, green or maize. The braid is not applied flatly, but on edge, so that It shall boldly stand out from the foundation material, and it does not appear upon tne edges or tne Deit, which are turned under and blind stitcher. One end of the strip is sharply pointed and hooked invisibly far over the other end, which is square cut New Color. One of the new shades of the sea son is "geranium at night" It is a wonderful tint not crimson and not purple, but something between the two. It was discovered, or so the Btory goes, by a designer who linger ed in a greenhouse at dusk. He found that the colors of the hothouse flow ers changed In an extraordinary man ner as the shadows fell; deep yellow became pink, purple was black and the hardy red geranium took on an astonishing purple glow that gave him the inspiration for the new shade. y i- ... . - .,.1 f-,. CtinWi-tfWrJfWJt Use of Perfumed Bows. Have you noticed fetching bows ot satin peeping through the lace ot a lingerie blouse? These bows have a deeper purpose than that ot decora tion. Pretty aa they are, they are con stantly giving forth a delicious fra grance, for each of the padded loops la scented with sachet powder. The sachet used Is scented with one of the popular bouquet odors, and is partic ularly lasting. The bows may be bought in different colors. with the same fragrance which add an effective bit of color to any cos tume when thrust carelessly through the sash or bolt These roses are made of satin and have the long stem and foliage. The scent the shape and the color make them an excellent imitation of the real thing. For Drooping Plants. When the potted plants begin to droop add a teaspoonful of ammonia to three quarts of water and water the There are stunning rosea scented plant freely with it Ingeniously Devised Board Used Toy Department for Demon strating New Apparatus. In In the electrical toy department of a large department store is this in geniously devised board for demon strating electric motors. In front of each motor is a small, low voltage, incandescent lamp about . one inch in diameter with the price of the motor painted upon the glass. A transform er is used and the lights are kept Si Ills P? Hearty Dutch Salutation. The Dutch are exceedingly- sparing of words, but their God bless -you! af ter someone has sneezed i both -quick and hearty. That sneezing is-' an evil, the bad effects of .which can be avert ed by prayer, is an almost world-wide superstition, but as colonizers the- Dutch ; had particular-opportunity to test ita universality. Sneezing is tak en more seriously in Holland than any where else.. - '-. '""-'- : " " 'Italy's olive-oil yield for the 1912 1913 season is estimated at 40,000,000 gallons, compared with 65,000,000 gal lons last season. : , - - : the- flte Dough tBetterr - Vlk 'Pnd Ca v.-f?" Why' Wbmen Have Nerves The "blues" anxlety-sleeplessness-and warnings of pain" and Us-l limbs. Such feelings may or may not be accompanied Dy paotacne or headache or bearing down. The local disorders and inflammation, if there Is any, should be treated with Dr. Pierce's Lotion Tablets. Then the nervous system and the entire womanly make-up feels the tonic eflectof DR. PIERCE'S FAVORITE PRESCRIPTION when taken systematically and for any period of time. It Is not a"cure-all but has given uniform satisfaction for over forty years, being designed for th tingle purpose of curing woman's peculiar ailments. ...,..- i Sold In liquid form or tablets try druggists or send 50 one-cent ' stamps for a box of Dr. Pierce' ' Favorite Prescription Tablets. Ad. Dr. R.V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y. Eoery aoman cughl h eonen TJ , I People Common Sam Medical Jt&' i ster h R-V. Pierce, M.D. 1006 , I pagtM. It mautn quctilont ef ju - ( ' I Ttacha rAolhen hem to can nr lAsfr ( children and thtmmha. h't the tmet- i , tency doctor In tout oan noma. Sena , (J ont-ceni stamp, la Dr. fierce at a&oat, ( Real Heroism. r To live well in the quiet routine of life; to fill a little space because God wills it; to go on cheerfully with a petty round of little duties, little avo cations; to smile for the joys of others when the heart is aching who does this, his works will follow him. He may not be a hero to the world, but he is one ot God's heroes. Dean Far- rar. ' ; Mothers win Una Mrs. Winnows Soothing Byrup the best remedy to xtte tot their children Buiug tne teething period. Draining a Metropolis. London sewage has its mala drain age outfalls at Barking and Crossness and the average dally quantity dealt with is about 260,000,000 gallons, while the total quantity of sludge col lected at Barking and Crossness is over 2,500,000 tons. w When Your Eyes Need Care It for Bed, Weak, Try Marine Eye Remedy. No 8m art! n ir Feels Fine -Acts Quickly. Try Watery Eyes and Granulated Syellds. Illus trated Book in each Package. Murine Is compounded Dy onr Ocnusts not a "Patent Med icine bnt Used In auccessfnl PhTsidana' Pr&o. Uce for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub llo and sold by Urucglsts at 2fto and 60a per Bottle. Marina Bye Salre In Aseptla Tubes, 25a and 60a. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago Dr. fierce s reilets. small, suerar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els and cure constipation. . American Foresters to Help Palestine That the successful work of Ameri can foresters in their own country has attracted wide attention is shown by tUe fact that an agricultural colony in Palestine has just applied to the Unit ed States Forest Service for help in planting trees to bind the drifting sands of the Mediterranean. ' The col ony is near Jaffa, or Yafa, the ancient Joppa of the Bible, and there is being developed in connection with it a sea side resort with hotel, villas, both houses and gardens. The reclamation of sand dunes is not a serious problem in the eastern United States, because the prevailing winds are from the land and the sand is blown Into the sea. On the west coast the situation is more serious. The most notable example of reclaim ed eand areas there is furnished by Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, where grasses, acacias and later trees and shrubs, have converted eand wastes into pleasure-grounds of great beauty, and what has been done in San Francisco may, presumably, be done at Jaffa. Another Instance of reclamation may be seen at Landes, France, where a wealth-producing forest of maritime pine, the source of the French turpen tine, has been grown to take the place ot shifting dunes. The American for esters also give the address of the French seedsman who furnished this government with the maritime pine seed which has been used in planting experiments on the Florida national forest near the Gulf coast Practicable Counter Display. burning all the time, says the Popular Electricity. Push buttons enable the salesman to run any motor and light its lamp. WHAT. THEY KNOW. Some things the city boys knows that the country boy does not: Where to buy the "makln's" of a cigarette on the sly. What store to go to for the "latest thing" in hump-toed shoes and glaring ties. The store on Broadway that has the prettiest shop girls. The newest . slang phrase of dis respect for "the old man." Some things a country boy knows that a city boy does not: What kind of handling it takes to make a splendid animal of a fine colt Where along the river the largest pike can be hooked. When to look for the wild geese to fly over. How the oriole and swallow build, what the changing note, of the cat bird and bobolink signify, and what kind ot a nest-box to build to tempt martins and wrens. What It has meant for father to clear his land and build his home, and what it takes to keep it going. How to develop and make use of his heritage of land. Which knoweldge means the more in the building of true manhood! L. Enjoying the Service. Eight-year-old Donald was usually restless in church, so his mother was doubly gratified one Sunday morning to see lm sitting with clasped hands and bowed head throughout a lengthy prayer. . When, later, she expressed appre ciation ot his attentive manner the boy's face softened with a pleasant memory. That fly, he. chuckled, "walked In and out of my hands ex actly 170 times. Harpera Magulne. WOMAN IN TERRIBLE STATE Finds Help in Lydia EL Pink ham's Vegetable , Compound. ' " Fellow Feeling. Willie had often visited his father's office in town and had grown quite fond of Miss Drew, his father's secre tary. One morning when his father was starting for town he heard .Wil lie's' voice shbuting: "Father, wait a minute!" Daddy waited until Willie caught up. "Well, son, what Is Itt he asked. "I want to give you a klet for Miss Drew," replied Willie. Athletic Vegetable. . What Is known , as the "Jumping Pnnn" fa a iiiir(Aiia MA-rlnan eaarl mrl'ii'.tti was sent over to England in the early fifties. Each bean contains the larva ot a worm slmial rto our apple worm. It spins a soft case within the seed, and moves about without harm. This movement causes the bean to bump about upon any, surface upon which ft may be placed. His Downfall From Quadruplets. When' Samuel Rawllngs, a baker, forty-one years old, was sentenced to six months' hard labor as an incorri gible rogue, it was stated that his downward career seemed to have be gun a few years ago when his wife gave birth to four children. He had since been prosecuted repeatedly for ill-treating her. London Mail. Trouble-Amidships. Nanny Goat. "I thought father had a perfect digestion." Billy 'He has, ordinarily; but a while ago he ate a lot of adjectives off a circus poster." Puck. .; Non-Negotiable. Crawford '.'Are those dollar watches any good?" Crabshaw "They're all right, except when you are broke." 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