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Farmers and Merchants Write us for our cash offer on your Farm and Dairy Produce. If we don't handle it will refer you to re liable buyer. peaRSON-PAGE CO. " i 1 : Portland, Ora7n. rrnnm CTlunC Soil. Stencils and Braai IVtwvLA OlfllUf J ojrr,. jiluloid Button! and Ribbon Badges. Good Good, Quick Service Send for complete Catalogue No. 24. Acme btaau Works, 1011 A St, Tacoma, Waah. r t J..-.. Becond-Hand Macmm . 1 fll 1 mm beUer. sawmills, etc. J.1; Bt. Portland. Bend for Stock List and price. PORTLAND FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAC Will furntah you any JW WOOL & MOHAIR, HIDES & PELTS WtWul AO Toa Kim Wr hr ni Avfo THE H F. NOKTON COMPANY. 818-M5 Front St. Portland, Ore. FARM ' ORCHARD Notes and Instructions from Agricultural Colleges and Experiment Stations of Oregon and Washington, Specially Suitable to Pacific Coast Conditions CLEAN MILK ON THE FARM. and the lawmaker get together and work out the problem, both' for the present time and for the future. This can only be brought about by educat ing all concerned as to their duties." PURPOSE OF HOUSING CHICKENS. HOWARD E. BARTON - Aswer ana Chamtrt, L.dtlle Colorado. Specimen, priceei Gold, fillw lied ''0 OoltilyTlbo: Gold Wo: 2 n Sr OOTDeTa Mailing envelope, a jd fall price IW rat on application. mtnt An AnnJICauon. 'ninw '.'-. . , lioitod. ftjtoreaoBi Carbonate flattnmu o". Reindeer and Yak for Alaska. The Telndeer used to be knows chiefly in the Christmas picture book, while the South American yak is still known chiefly through his occasional Tlsits with the circus. The scarcity of game, and therefore food for flesh eating dogs, is reviving a demand in Alaska for. herb-eating beasts of bur den. Reindeer are being shipped west from Labrador, and it is hoped also to get some yak from the Andes to helf out DON'T BUY WATER. When you buy bluing for your laundry work, get RED 'CROSS BALL BLUET A pure solid ball ot blue, no! a bottle of colored water. Used in thousands of homes for 20 years. Makes clothes pure white. Price, 10 cents. AT ALL GROCERS numoriiva iiik on urammar. George Ade, at a dinner m Chicago, delivered an amusing little address oa ' grammar. "Don't," he began, "don't say, 'Mamie and me have been to church," when you mean 'Mamie and I have been to church.' Why, though, lie about it at all? Don't use, the word 'got' too much. It is Inelegant. 1 have got a million' Is not nearly so refined as 'I have a million.' From whom you got it is, after all, nobody's affair but your own." Moving-Picture Lion Hunting, The inhabitants of Fontalnebleat are protesting against some of thi I sanitary requirements for producing milk that is clean would be a violation rii.n Exoert Tells How to Produce 'of the ethics of good citizenship. ...... "Let the producer, the consumer j OREGON AGRICULTRUAL COL LEGE, Corvallls, Ore. E. R. Stock well", research assistant in dairy hus bandry at the Oregon Agricultural Col lege believes that many dairymen sac rilice the quality of products and thus Incur great loss through lack of ap preciation of . the dreaded diseases carried by milk, and of a knowledge of milk infection. In an article on the subject in the current number of the Oregon Countryman, published by the students of the college, he gives definite directions for the care of dairy produce. "Milk may acquire infective prop erties after it leaves the udder of the animals," says Mr. Stockwell. "Num erous Instances have been observed in which outbreaks of typhoid fever, scar let fever and diphtheria, by their sud den and explosive character, affecting families living on streets and in lo calities supplied by the same milk man, naturally pointed to the milk as a common cause. "It has been demonstrated that di sease germs may not only survive, but in many Instances proliferate In the milk, and It is not difficult to point out the many ways by which these germs gain access, especially when some of the employees are engaged In nursing the sick, or suffering them selves irom some mild infection while uuuuuuuig meir uuty, or are con valescent from disease and thus con taminate milk in handling it. it is quite conceivable how anl. mals, In wading water nolluted with filth and sewage, may infect tha ndr ana tnrougn it the milk, with germs ui ijyuuiu lever, we can also ap preciate how infected water may con vey the germs when used for washing utensils or in deliberate adulteration. Infection may also take place through the agency of scrubbing brushes, dish cloths, flies and exposure to infected air. Good Spring Tonic "We have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla for a spring: tonic and as a blood puri fier. Last spring I was not well at all. j When 'I went to bed I was tired and nervous and could not sleep well, in the morning I would feel twice as tired; my mother got a bottle of Hood's . Sarsaparilla, which I took. I felt like a new person when I had fin ished that bottle. We always have some of Hood's medicines in the house." Hilvey Roselle, Marinette, Wis. There Is no 'Just as good" medicine. Insist on having Hood's. Get It today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. "Bad conditions are freauentlv fminri around the stables, such as poor light ing, many naving no windows. Little attention is paid to floors, ceilings, walls or stable yards. Swine, horses and poultry are frequently housed In the same stable with the cows. Ma nure is not removed, or when it is, is thrown through an open window or just outside the door, frequently near tne milk room. The necessary appll- ohucb iur sterilizing and coollne in tne milk room are frequently lankinc mnlrtnr. ft I In . ... ' uses to which the picturesque forest Die l slerlllze 'PrP- u t...i.- i. vle"y the milk cans, nails and hnttio i'iciciiuiis cumanuna- Why Many Hen Houses Fail, Told by Prof. Dryden, of O. A. C. OREGON AGRICULTURAL COL LEGE, Corvallis Why many poultry houses fail to meet the requirements for protection to egg producers, and the main points which should be ob served in building hen houses, are told by Prof. James Dryden in one of his circular bulletins. "The purpose of housing fowls is to Increase .productiveness," says Prof. Dryden. "A little shelter from the cold winds and storms will add to the comfort of the fowls and therefore to the egg yield. A cold wave means a check to egg yield, and the reason is probably because the change means a sudden demand for increased fuel or food to keep up the heat of the body, and the food that has been going into the making of eggs will be drawn upon for that purpose. It is the food that furnishes the heat." Too great difference in the temper ature of the house by night and day is given as tho principal reason why many houses fail. A house with double walls and windows will never be warm or dry without artificial heat, which has not yet been proven prac ticable. . "The main requirements of a good poultry house are: good ventilation, for fowls require much more fresh air than other farm animals; protection from cold winds and storms," says Prof. Dryden. ''Fowls object to cold winds. -Unless thd hen is provided with shelter where she can scratch and exercise she. will not be productive. Activity is the life of the hen.". Parchment From the Greeks. The Greeks of Pergamus are said to have prepared parchment from the skins of the goat or sheep. They were curried, deprived of all fat, thin ned uniformly by the knife, dyea, or whitened, and finally rubbed ' down with pumice stone to a smooth and even surface. Called pergamenum from the city of Its origin, the new ma terial became "parchment" In the Eng lish tongue. National Magazine. Misted Heaven for a Penny. One of the most curious stories of a man down on his luck Is Clephan Palmer's tale of the poor fellow who missed heaven for want of a penny. Weary of the struggle for life, he went to bed and turned on the gas tap in a well closed room. Just as his feet were on the threshold of the mansion above the gas ran out, and there was not a penny In the house to put In the slot London Chronicle. Inn nut by some of the cinemato graphic companies. There was a Hon hunt with a real Hon in the forest oi Fontalnebleau a few days ago, and the people who live lh the neighbor hood think that freedom in trade ma ters is being pushed somewhat too fat Paris Letter to London Express. Real Optimism. A real optimist hopes for the best, even when his son marries a chorus girl. Destroy Kane Kata, Squirrels, Gophers and Prairie Dor. Require no mixing or prepare ' lion Alwaya ready for use. Deadliest ot all. Your money back If not as claimed. Claim, Woodward lrnuu Co., Portland, Or FUCHI The great akin rejuvenator. if you have snllow akin, wrinkles, pimple or mutrhneaa of the faoa or arms, the application nf FUCM will bring back the glow and freshness of youth. I'r pnekage. It. (Drsnch) Fuehi Laboratories, Suit 9, 312 1-2 Wash ington St., Portland, Ore. i I my A Tonic. Alterative and Resolvent. The best remedy for Kidtirya, I,lver and Bowel. Eradicates Pimplra, Krtiptlona and Disorder of the Skin. Purine the Blood aud give Tone, Strength aud Vigor to the entire syateuv HRfliilL a , MS We Make You Competent to Earn $25 to $50 per Week to 8 wfwh. Wb give romplt ioumi in trmnif, ropttiritig, t'to. all klmlHof HutoinoMIt ,il(ontion hihI itfttml Kku) itsmtrlmu't. YVrtltt (or tenm fetmml Avtt SdiMt I Gartft, K &M Mini Mm riHou bt.. i'ortltind, Ore. y-VALBERS BROS. DAIRY FEED BBT AND CHEAPEST; in ABk your denier for it. If ho does not handle it drop us a postal card and we will furnish you tho name of a dealer who does jKlBERS BROS! MILLING COijij i'poRTUKD, oregon! Painless Dentistry b ear pride-onr hobbr car etody tor yoan and Bow oar auvoeaa, and our ia the . ralalM work to be fneal aarwhat. bo ataUel bow auioh joa Bay. CoaauaM our 1'rivaa. i"S W flaUh r.le and ' :t hrlilii wvirk fur ou jot toira vatrorta la f one ay It ewlred. " l'ainlvae extraction 5 Iim ab plat, . a ttndga work ia order. Cauultatioa (ra . i MtlarBrewaa ck8rllfTttt4 :GiJ rilllan LI 3r..trnn.M I f! 3 .60 Plata O.VU B..i D.J BA1.. rial 1.0 L.a.Wlll, rmantMaUutiu Pllti Ertr'tlM .0 ti nut anituaat naruaa T MerrHOD AU work fully guaranteed for rlftwwa fwan. Wise Dental Co.,ic Painless Dentists riflln BtilldSrif, Third and WatttlmtM rnKi1.nND.eeK ittaeaearu I A. al. to t . It. taaOaee, I at FASHION HINTS tlon at the time of milking would be morougn cleaning of the anlmnln dally. Hair in the reclon of th should be kept short, and the udder and surrounding parts wiped with a uamp ciorn ju8t before milking. The stables should be kept light, at least our square feet of glass being fur nished for each cow; and there should mux nve nunured cubic feet of air lor eacn animal. The milker stioum wasn lils hands Immediately be- iore miiKing. ana should milk with dry uantis, tne practice of wetting the teats with milk at the time of milking be ing one of the dirtiest nracticea con ceivable. The dirt is washed rllrfir-tlv into the pall, carrying with it millions of organisms which cause the milk to sour, and then the farmer wonders why ins cream sours. "After the milk 'is drawn, if It is to be bottled and sold as whole milk, It should be aereated and rooted tn 50 degrees F. at once and held at this temperature until delivered. If it is to be separated, it should be done as soon as practicable, before the animal neat has left, as it can be separated much more easily and effectively at this time, since the fat globules are less viscous, and separate more thor oughly. The cream should then be cooled and kept in a cool place. 'Another common source of infec tion is the dirty separator. Tho bowl of tho separator should be taken apart nner eacn use and washed thoroughly with warm water and washing nowder. and then sterilized with boiling water or steam. 'The cost of producing milk under such conditions is slightly more than common; nevertheless tho dairyman In this state, and others practicing sanitary methods of handling milk are well paid for the extra labor. Many times it requires no more time or la bor, but only a little care and thought. For example, dairymen selling sweet cream receive from ten to fifteen cents a pound more for their butter fat than those who do not sell It sweet. The dairyman has to educate the consumer to tho superiority of a clean, whole some milk or butter, and when he does, the consumer will pay the added cost of production. 'The consumer realizes the need ofi a better quality of dairy products and demands a change. Fie has rights that can not bo Ignored. lie expresses them in the form of laws to regulate such conditions. The laws may bring about' a temporary change, but the desired end is not always reached. Tho consumer has a chance here to help educate the producer and show to him that a violation of any of the UNGRY? But afraid to eat Afraid of the distress that al ways follows. Cheer up Get a bottle of HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS today and notice the great im provement in your general health. It has benefitted , thousands will aid you, too. ALL DRUGGISTS L 1 . Demurely buttoned at side front, then dashingly slushed to show a contrasting muterhil, is what we have in this soft tiilfetti jjown. A tlainly luce is used for the yoke, in n small all-over pattern. Hello girls at San Diego's exposition will work behind plate glass, where every motion made in operating huge telephone exchange may be Been day and night. Archaeology looks like a hard word, but It means a wealth of interesting matter that pertains to the ancient peoples who inhabited the earth. The exposition at San Diego in 1915 will contain a complete exhibit of all the wonderful ruins of America, some of which antedate the pyramids of Egypt. One of the greatest features of the San Diego Exposition will be the Rodeo, which will be filled with South American Indians, war paint and all. Flowers, vines and ornamental trees by the million are now being propa gated in an enormous nursery on the ground of San Diego's exposition for decoration ot the exposition buildings In 1915. The climate is such that the plants grow riotously whenever cared for and protected. In Southern Nevada is an obelisk larger than Cleopatra's needle and old er than any other Rlinltar statue In the world, San Diego's exposition will remove it for exhibition purposes in 1915. One of the most beautiful architec tural features of San Diego's exposi tion will be a hugo bridge across Ca brillo Cnnyon connecting the city nroner wltn tne exposition city, u San Diego plans to have her exposl tion buildings complete by January 1, 1914, that the landscape gardeners may have a whole year to decorate it with trees, vines and flowers before the gates are opened January 1, 1915. It will remain open the entire year 1915 Hearing In the Blind. An Investigation conducted soma. time ago into the ability of bats when flying In a room to avoid hitting chairs and tables, and even to skim without touching along the edges oi wires placed across the room con cluded that the bats felt their way bj following the minute currents of all which probably flow along the edgei of surfaces. Another explanation li suggested by some experiments mad by M. Truschel at the Institution foi the Blind In Paris. Very many blind people become aware of an objeel when It Is very quietly brought neat them. Many experiments to test thii faculty have been made and this sixth sense has been called "sense of ob stacles," "facial perception" "sense ol direction," and the difficulty of defin ing it has been emphasized by the very contradictory accounts which th blind are themselves able to give ol their perception. M. Truschel hat come to the conclusion that the per ception is of an ordinary kind, and it due to the fact that the object reflect and alters surrounding sounds. DYED RUG TO MATCH PAPER Operation Cost Little and Resulted in What Wat Praotloally a New Floor Covering. A lady reoently had her living room repapered and found to her dismay that the rug did not harmonica with the paper. The nig waa a dull, lifeless blue. irhlle the walla were done in tones of brown and tan. The rug was in a perfectly good sonditlon, not a bit worn or tolled. The happy thought came that It could be dyed a plain brown to match a shade used in the paper. She had no .difficulty in securing the desired rich, burnished brown. After reading , the directions giving tne amount ot water to be aaaea to Bach package, she decided that 60 cents'' worth of dye would be ample. After thoroughly cleaning the rug with a vacuum cleaner, she added boiling water to the dye. While it was hot she applied it to the rug with a stiff brush. This should have a long handle or the hands must be protected by rub ber gloves. The dye stains unless this precaution is taken. When the rug was saturated wltn the dye she closed the door, leaving the carpet to dry. When two days had elapsed she viewed her rug and was delighted with her experiment. It was as fresh as a new carpet and a lovely shade of brown. ' The room was beyond criticism now. She felt amply repaid for the little time, trouble and expense it cost her. Household stions Que Mother will find Mr. Wlnalow Soothing lyrup the belt remedy to uae tor their chUdred luring I'm toe thiug period. Allen Property Holders. The law of the land respects tht right of citizen and alien alike to havt and to hold property. The alien res ldent in the United States may dis pose of his property by will with tht same feeling of security as the Ameri can. This Is equally true of tht alien who has taken steps to maka himself a citizen of the country. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $100. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mall. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Good to Forget Self Sometimes. To try to make others comfortable Is the only way to get right comfort able ourselves, and that comes partly of not being able to think so much about ourselves when we are helping other people. For ourselves will al ways do pretty well If we don't pay them too much attention. George Macdonald. PILES CURED IN TO 14 DATS Tour dnifKist will refund money If PAZO OTifT MfcINT (ailato care any case of Itchintr, Blind Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to it days. 60c - Salt on the fingers when cleaning fowls, meat or fish will prevent slip ping. When buying bacon choose that with a thin rind and with firm fat of a plnklsn wnite. A long handled buttonhook should be kept In the laundry to clean the lint from the tub outlets. If milk is used instead of water when mixing mustard for the table, it will look fresh for several days. A pinch of salt on the tongue fol lowed ten minutes afterward by a drink of cold water, often cures a sick headache. An apple eaten before breakfast serves as a natural stimulus to the digestive organs. In fact, any fruit eaten raw is nutritious at breakfast Always empty out any water left before filling the kettle. Very fre quently the flat taste of tea is caused by using water that haa already been boiled. If a strong brine of salt and water is thrown over the coals, less soot will collect in the flues and chimneys. The fire, too, will burn clear and bright It frequently happens that painters splash the glass windows when they are painting the sills. When this is the case, melt some soda in very hot water and wash the glass with it, using a soft flannel. It will entirely remove the paint Washing Flannels. Flannels should always be washed. by themselves. Shave a bar of good white soap into a tub half filled with warm water. Stir until dissolved. It flannels are badly soiled put two ta blespoons borax in the water to soften and loosen the dirt Put the badly soiled pieces into the bottom of the tub and the cleanest at the top. Soak fifteen.minutes, then rub and squeeze between the hands until clean. Don't use a board and never rub soap on the garments. When they look clean, put them in another tub of lukewarm water, a lit tle less soapy than the other, and re peat process of rubbing and squeez ing. Put through two rinse waters, then run through the wringer, pulling into shape and hanging to dry in the sunshine, if possible. Be careful that Uiey do not freeze. In San Diego it Is possible to see the progress of silk culture from the mul berry leaf to the Iridescent woven cloth. San Diego's exposition will will be 105 feet high, 750 feet loug and! show all these in a glass building J contain eight arches, a copy ot a fa mous bridge lu Madrid, Spain, The newly completed administration building for San Diego's oxiosltion stands on a cliff in Halboa Tark and resembles ono of the old llopl houses modified with mission effects. It is one of the sights of San Diego. where every stage of the process may be watched. There will not bo a single case of canned or bottled goods to be seen at San Diego's exposition. All exhibitors who show processes must remove the product as fast as It Is completed. Which Is the most interesting, a Ever since tho "Uttle Landers i long list of intricate machinery stand demonstrated that a man may raise a lug behind a railing Idle and dust cov fanillv In comfort off one acre of ered. or a Navajo squaw weaving a ernund the San Dleco exposition has. brilliant blanket as her ancestral moth- been working to secure a model one acre farm for exhibition during 1915. Arrangements have now been made to Install such a farm. . era wove it? The San Diego exposi tion will have the women weaving the blanket, but not the inanimate machinery. Only Made It Worse. James Payn tells of a whist player lelng told by an opponent that he jould always tell by his face when be had a good hand. This he resent id exceedingly, and applied to his partner for a refutation of it; but he as atill more irritated by his form f corroboration, "that he had never lotlced any expression in his coun tenance whatever." Bran as a Cleaner. Few people seem to know the valut ot dry bran for cleaning purposes writes a correspondent ot Good House keeping. I have kept a very light gra suit in the best condition for two yean by simply rubbing it down with drj bran. Rub the spots harder than tht rest, then brush it all off. Wise Philosophy. , When anyone has offended me, I tn to raise my soul so high that theoi (ease cannot reach it. Descartes. In the CapiUlltt Class. The man with health and strengti iul good character ia a auiltalU. Ironing Linen. Of great importance is the ironing of linen. While hard pressure la es sential to obtain luster or give per fect smoothness, an overdegree is harmful, as garments are thus likely to cut at the folds which Is likewise the objections to wringers and mangles. Creasing should always be done very lightly. And In the ironing of hemstitched towels the same precau tions apply, as the tendency is to bring the iron down forcibly against the stitching, which is invariably the point at which it first breaks. 1 L SHOES 2.25 2.50 9 3.00 3.50 MOO & $5.00 For MEN. WOMEN and BOYS THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER 30 YEARS WEAR W. L DOUGLAS SHOES You can save money because they are more economical and satisfactory in style, fit and wear than any other makes. W. L. Douglas name and price stamped on the bottom guarantees full value and protects the wearer against high prices and inferior shoes. Insist upon having the genuine W. L. Douglas shoes, suffamut". If your dealer cannot supply w. L. Donirlaa ahoea, write W. I. pouirlaa, Brockton, Mad., tor catalos. Shorn aent everywhere OeUTerj charge prepaid. I'at Color Eylet tuarf. CLAS feff ftS IldJl for DISTEMPER Pink Eye, EpliooOe, .Shipping Fever and Catarrhal Tevor Sure en re and positive preventive, no matter how hones at any age re infected or "expoaed." Liquid, given on the tongue; eeta on the Blood and Glands, expels the poisonous germs from the body. Cure lJto temper in Dofta and Sheep and Cholera In Poultry. Lartreet elling'llve a took remedy. Cures La Grippe among human beings and 1 a flue K.UL. ney remedy, 60c and $1 a bottle; 5 and 110 a dozen. Cut this out Keep It. Show toyourdruergist, who will get it for you. Free Booklet, Dis temper, Causes and Cures." Special agents wanted. SPOHN MEDICAL CO.; b?! GOSHEN, INM.S. A. Dumplings for Stew. Take one egg well beaten, add a teaspoon salt, two teaspoons baking oowder and flour enough to make a fairly stiff batter. Flour, salt and bak ing powder must be lifted together. The stew muBt be boiling when the dumplings are dropped In. Let boil tor twenty minutes, then remove from aver fire, and set on back of range until ready to serve. White House Pudding. This Is a nice way to use up stale 01 dry cake: Take one quart of dry cake (crumbled fine), one cup of molasses, two eggs, one cup of seeded raisins, one cup of currants, email slice of citron cut rather fine, grated rind of two lemons, one heaping tea spoon baking powder, one-half a nut meg grated, stir together very lightly; team four hours. COAT OF ARMS WAS WANTED Englishman Assisted Out of Dilemma by Official of Heralds' College Hla One Achievement. An Englishman applied to the Her alds' college for a coat of arms. In such a case it is pleasant to be able to borrow one from a celebrated an cestor. The man in question could not remember anything about his great-grandparents, and therefore, could not mention any achievement by them which could be used as the basis of a coat of arms. But the of ficial to whom he applied was not easily discouraged. "Have you not done something your self?" he asked. "Nothing, I fear," said the man, adding as a pathetic antithesis that once, having been locked in Ludgate prison for debt, he had found means to escape from an upper window. "And how did you get down?" "I got a cord, fixed it around the neck of King Lud's statue, and let myself down." "Just the thing. There you have it honor enough. Lineally descended from King Lud. His coat of arms is good enough for you." Tit-Bits. A SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY! The beat opportunity for Investment offers to day the Grays Harbor district, with Aberdeen and Hoquiam. two of the best cities in the entire Northwest, with three transcontinental railroads and a splendid deep water harbor, where land can still be bought at $15 to $30 per acre on very easy terms, only five to 12 miles from town. This land will produce all crops in abundance and includes river bottom land. School and stores are located on the land, which can be reached by good county road and navigable rivers. Remember that we will locate you in a thickly settled community, and not in a Wilderness, and that similar oppor tunity to buy good land at above' prices will not present itself to you again here on the harbor. A word to the wise is sufficient, For further infor mation write at once to WASHINGTON STATE COLONIZATION CO., Aberdeen, Washington. "Father of Antiseptic Surgery." Sir Joseph Lister's remarkable dis coveries in Burgery won world-wide fame -for him. In the profession he was acknowledged to be the "father of modern antiseptic surgery." He had lone been recotralzed as one of the leaders of the medical profession Only One "BROMO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in One, Day. 25c Wooden Leg Joke. Why Is it, as a writer In the Bell man points out, that the general sense of humor is stirred when anything happens to a man's wooden leg, such as its loss or a knothole coming In it, or getting it under the cars? It is or was the same way with stealing a man's horse in the Far West. Both of these accidents are serious. Yet they are supposed to be subjects for mirth. Minneapolis Journal. "Pink Eye" Is Epidemic in the Spring. Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief. All Active, don't be a clam, my son; but if an old friend cornea to you and asks for the loan of $5 until Saturday night, just close your shell for repairs. It may look rude, but under some cir cumstances it is better to leave than to be left , - QairsiDiyiii NEMI mmim TONIC FOR EYES Desirable Pew. A paper In the neighborhood oi Johnstown advertises a church pew tor sale, "commanding a beautiful view of nearly the whole congrega tion." Altoona Gazette. Thousands of country people know the value of Hitmlins Wizard Oil, the best family medicine in case of accident or sud den illness. For the safety of your family buy a bottle now. What Fleet Street Wants. The Newsboy "Yus. lady, the only thing wot'll do us much good now is a good 'orrible murder reglar once a week!" London Opinion. Cheese Fondu, With Rica. Place in chafing dish one and one naif cups of cooked rice, one table spoon butter and one cup of milk. When hot add one cup of cheese; est up and stir occasionally until smooth. Add salt and Uttle cayenne, add yolk of two well-beaten eggs, and last the beaten whites. Serve on toast. Watermelon Vinegar. Take the Juice of ripe melons, strain and add one tablespoon of sugar to a gallon of Juice. Put in stone Jar, keg or bottlea and let stand tfil sour, then eaL It win be ready for uae In three or tour months. Stimulant or Tonic? Ayeis Sarsaparilla is not a stimulant It does not make you feel better one day, then as bad as ever the next There is not a drop of alco hol in it Ayer's Sarsapa rilla is a tonic You have the steady, even gain that comes irom such a medicine. Ask your doctor all about this. Trust him fully, and always do as he says. He knows. Vho makes the best liver pills? The J. C Ayer Company, ,of Lowell, Msss. They have beea tnskirfg Ayer's Pills for over sixty years. If you have the slight est doubt about using these pills, ask our doctor. Ask him first, that's best , Had ky tba t. C. AT&a CO.. LewaU, Xaea, tea not coffee It's the most de lightful Breakfast Drink you ever tasted and the most wholesome and invigorating. You cannot but like Us rich "grainy" flavor and spicy aroma. Ask your groar for Three G's (GOLDEN GRAIN GRANULES) -if ht hasn't got It h will gH It for. you. It's good for uou 3 times a day. And renumber that thtrt is no substitute for 3 G's. For SORE THROAT. It penetrates quickly, removes all inflam mation and reduces the swelling of the glands. To obtain beat reaulta saturate a linen bandage and bind about the throat a few hour or over night, repeating next day if lu a severe case. 25c 60C.S1 a bottle at Drug & Gen'l Store valuable Crucifix. ! Ten years ago a carved Ivory err clflx was bought at a rag fair at Reus On her death, soon after, the pur chaser left the crucifix to her daugh ter, wife of the deputy, Senor Mayner, A visitor to the house offered Senora Mayner $500 for it, but it was refused. An antiquarian, learning of the exist ence of the crucifix, offered $75,000, but this, too, was declined. It is now known that the crucifix is one of ths finest carvings of Leonardo da VincL An offer of $125,000 from an American collector Is now being considered. Averted Crossing Tragedy. The prompt action of a country gir near Fintona, County Tyrone, Ireland, was the means of averting a tragedy not long since. A cart was proceed) ing over a level crossing when a past senger train was Been approaching. A girl, seeing the dangerous predlca, ' ment of the occupants of the cart, ran along the railway line waving a red petticoat The engine-driver's atten tlon was attracted, and the speed of the train was at once reduced. Cause and Effect. Miss Elizabeth Marbury, a Newi fork theatrical agent was con lemning the shrewish, scolding typei of woman. "You can always tell her,"! said Miss Marbury. "If you cant tell her In one way you can tell her in! another. I said to a woman the other Sunday: Why, my dear, how hoarsej you are!" 'Yes,' she answered angrily, my husband was out late last night" 13 CURED IN OIIE DAY A a rule, a few doses of Hunyon'a Cold Remedy will break up any cold and prevent pneumonia. It relieves the head, throat and lungs almost uv. stantly. Price 26 cents at any druggists or sent postpaid. If yon need Medical ad rice writ to Hunyon'a Doctors. 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